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(dramatic music)
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(bright music)
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(static crackling)
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(Onyx exhales)
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- Greetings, oh masterful one.
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I am but a lowly minion
sitting here before you
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crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your
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infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.
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I dunno.
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My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,
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my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,
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slayer of the bright realm.
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I dunno.
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I have been a devilish devotee
of yours
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for more years than I can count.
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I have purchased all of your
books.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Listened to all of your records.
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And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,
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"The Beelzebub Beef Up."
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But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student
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of your teachings, having
completed the online
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certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,
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levels 101, 201, and 301.
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And I was approved for
401, but my mom said
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I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.
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And yes, that did include
bidding on rare
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Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was
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this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue
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pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.
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So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest
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for five of your most devoted
followers to take part
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in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,
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I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.
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For I am the most devoted
of darkened disciples,
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the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,
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and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.
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I guess the only thing left
to say is,
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notice me, Senpai, notice me!
(door bangs)
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Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell
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are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making
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a video.
- Are those my dolls?
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- They're for the video
- Did you
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rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put
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them back, but you can't take
them now.
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You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!
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(dramatic music)
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(ethereal vocalizing)
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(computer keys clacking)
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(Onyx inhales and exhales)
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(computer trills)
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(door squeaks)
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(Todd laughing)
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(fork thudding)
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- [Todd] Oh my God. (laughing)
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- Did you put everything
back where you found it?
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- Yes, Mom.
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants?
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!
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- Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.
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- Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.
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You don't know me.
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Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank
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for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.
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- All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?
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Would you like us to save you
some dinner?
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- Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.
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I might be out pretty late,
actually.
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- (belches) Wow. Big plans
after work.
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Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.
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- Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs)
me and some of my friends
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might just go out and tear
around town, you know,
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flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down. (laughs)
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- Oh, fun.
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- (scoffs) Yeah. That'll be
the day.
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- What's that?
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- Hey, if you got so many
friends,
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how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?
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That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!
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- Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,
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Todd, you sell wholesale buckets
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of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.
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- Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.
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Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.
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- I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.
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My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud
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of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.
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- Boys! Boys! (sighs)
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You two have been family
for over a year now,
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and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.
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Marcus, I could understand if
your father
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was still in the house, but
this is Todd,
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your stepfather, and my lover.
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- Ugh.
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- Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?
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Breathe in. (inhales)
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(Nancy exhales)
- Fuck you, Todd.
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- Good. In.
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And out.
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- Fuck you, Onyx the
Fart-uitous.
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- Fuck you, Todd!
- Fuck you, Marcus!
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- Boys!
(microwave dings)
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(bright music)
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(bell dings)
- Order up, number 46.
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Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce
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on the side with a slap of
pickles.
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(upbeat music)
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Check the weight on that.
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You're one fry short.
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(bright music)
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(cash register dings)
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Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.
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(computer game beeping)
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Um, Masha?
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- What, Marcus? Fuck!
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- I was just wondering if you
got my new name tag in yet.
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- Your what?
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- Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,
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one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?
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I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.
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- That's not your name.
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- Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,
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because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,
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but this says Marquay Dickberry.
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And it's been like that since
day one.
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I've been here six years.
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- Look, if you want a
different name tag,
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check the junk box.
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(computer game beeping)
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- You lose.
- Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my
dirty cunt!
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(drawer bangs)
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- Oh, God!
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- What's up, Pussyhound?
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- What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
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- (sucks teeth) Yeah, we're
gonna need 12
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Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,
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I'm gonna need some sodas for
my hounds.
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And you know-
(Boi whispers indistinctly)
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Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary
Strawberry Shimmy Shake,
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and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme,
mixed.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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I want a Peter Plumpkin
Toaster Pie, but slightly cool.
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I don't want it to be too
hot for my baby mouth.
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Hey, it's free in five on
Fridays, right?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Well then you better
hop to it.
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(Tanner's bois laugh)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music continues)
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- There you are, Tanner.
Tanner's bois.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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We're just waiting on
the burgers.
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- Time's almost up.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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- Hurry, hurry, patty slinger.
- You smell like beef!
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(person laughs)
Gross.
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- [Tanner] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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- When in doubt, skewer it out.
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(upbeat music)
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- Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one.
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Uh-uh, times up.
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- But I-
- Lean in.
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Lean in. Come on.
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(shake sloshing)
(Tanner's bois laughing)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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(Tanner laughs)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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Patty slinger.
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- Tell Masha I quit!
- What?
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- Tell Masha I quit!
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(knocking)
- Yes?
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- Um, Pussyhound quit.
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- Dear God.
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Or the devil.
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Whichever one's listening,
I guess. (sobs)
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Um, I was wondering
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if maybe he could give
me a different life.
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Yeah, different than the one
I have right now currently.
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(gentle music)
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Yeah, I'd really like a
different life, please.
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'Cause this one's not working
out so well.
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(Onyx sobs)
(computer chimes)
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(horn blows)
- Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx wheezes)
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx barking and laughing)
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- I've been invited to
Bartok's mansion
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to take part in a
once-in-a-lifetime ritual
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in which he, along with five
of his most loyal followers,
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will attempt to raise the spirit
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of the ancient demon, Abaddon.
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- That's nice, dear, but
you're not going anywhere
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until you scoop that litter box.
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(litter rustling)
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(cat purrs)
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(cat meows)
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(majestic music)
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(majestic music continues)
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(Mr. Duke chuckling)
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(majestic music)
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- [Onyx] Oh!
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(majestic music)
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- Ah, Briardale Manor,
Bartok's estate. Astounding.
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Truly a sight to behold.
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- It's the kind of house
that makes you wanna recreate
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the 1993 Michael Bay directed
music video
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for Meat Loaf's "I'd
Do Anything for Love."
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I dunno. But I won't do that.
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(Mack giggles)
- How do we get in?
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- Oh! Let's explore.
(giggles)
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- This is wonderful.
(Shelley laughing)
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Carpe diem. (laughs)
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- I'm Mackenzie. You can
call me Mack, or Zee.
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- Oh, cool, my name is Marcus,
but, uh-
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- But...
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- I'd really love it if you
called me Onyx the Fortuitous.
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- Sounds good. Nice to meet
you, Onyx.
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- Nice to meet you, Zee.
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(cheery music)
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- Ooh, wowy, wowy, wowy, wowy!
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(cheery music)
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(gasps) Oh. Ah.
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♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪
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- Peridot.
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- Pardon me?
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- Oh, it's peridot.
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Emerald tends to have a
deeper, more verdant hue,
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whereas peridot is lighter
and more olive-colored.
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- I love that you know that.
Power in knowledge, eh?
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- Yeah.
(both laugh)
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- There's a note.
- (gasps) Ooh!
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(Shelley laughs and
clears throat)
248
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"A warm welcome to the
most devoted
249
00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:49,791
and devout of Bartok's
betrothed.
250
00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:55,297
These necklaces are to cleanse
you of any unwelcome spirits
251
00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:58,884
before you enter this
sacred and unholy space.
252
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:02,512
Please place a personal item
in the box.
253
00:14:02,804 --> 00:14:05,057
Leaving this item will help
ground you to the house
254
00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,560
and act as an offering of
familiarity.
255
00:14:08,852 --> 00:14:11,271
Once you have left your
item, please, each of you
256
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place a crystal around your
neck and step into the foyer."
257
00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:20,447
(Onyx breathing heavily)
258
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:22,324
(whimsical music)
259
00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:27,287
- Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
260
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:33,919
Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
261
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:42,552
Ah.
262
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:46,348
- Is that the only luggage
you brought?
263
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,766
- It's got everything I need.
264
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,727
(whimsical music)
265
00:14:52,854 --> 00:14:55,524
(ethereal music)
266
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:08,370
(ethereal music continues)
267
00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,000
(all laughing)
268
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,377
Did y'all see that?
- Yes.
269
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:16,920
- Did everyone see that
little shimmer thing?
270
00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:18,755
(laughs) That's tight.
271
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:22,134
(laughs) That's tight.
272
00:15:22,426 --> 00:15:24,594
(chiming music)
(Onyx gasps)
273
00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:27,347
(door squeaks)
274
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,437
- Come on.
(person giggles)
275
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:37,190
- What? No way.
- Oh, dear God.
276
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,985
(dramatic music)
277
00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:42,988
(body thuds)
278
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:43,947
- Oh, fuck!
279
00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:47,826
(TV crackles)
280
00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,996
- I hate to disappoint you all,
281
00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:56,168
my oh so loyal followers,
but I am dead.
282
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:58,545
Dead as a doornail.
283
00:16:00,422 --> 00:16:03,341
This is not a trick or
an illusion.
284
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:07,220
Go ahead, check my pulse.
I'll wait.
285
00:16:07,512 --> 00:16:09,848
(eerie music)
286
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:23,695
What this is, is your
first test,
287
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:29,493
a test of faith, one that
can bring me back to life.
288
00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:36,416
So if you have faith in me
now, show it.
289
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,629
Speak it with me now with
hearts full of faith!
290
00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,591
Let him rise!
291
00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:45,842
Let him rise!
292
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:51,515
- [All] Let him rise!
Let him rise!
293
00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:53,892
Let him rise! Let him rise!
294
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,437
Let him rise! Let him rise!
295
00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:01,650
Let him rise! Let him rise!
296
00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:07,656
(fire crackles)
(Bartok gasps)
297
00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:09,241
- [Onyx] Huh? Oh!
298
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:13,119
(dramatic music)
299
00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:27,968
(blood squelching)
(all gasp)
300
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:33,515
(knife clatters)
301
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,018
- What do I see before me?
302
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,777
Children, ancient beings, ideas.
303
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,115
Atoms.
304
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:55,412
But what are you really?
305
00:17:56,913 --> 00:18:01,334
Do you even know what you are?
306
00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:04,838
Have no fear.
307
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:11,136
This weekend you will take
part in three rituals,
308
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:17,350
the first two in preparation
for the third and final,
309
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:21,521
the ritual of Abaddon Rising.
310
00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:25,025
And in that ritual under
a blood moon,
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all of you shall be renewed
312
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,615
as disciples in his name,
313
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:36,786
disciples of Abaddon with
renewed purpose,
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00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:42,292
knowledge, power, and yes,
my children, immortality!
315
00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:45,378
- Nice.
- Schwa?
316
00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,923
(all laughing)
317
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,846
- Tonight, drink and eat
318
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:56,848
in communion with one another.
319
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Make merry and rest.
320
00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:05,940
For tomorrow, you will
take the first steps
321
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,108
towards your rebirth.
322
00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:12,906
(all laughing)
323
00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:15,659
- [Onyx] Thank you, Bartok!
324
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,953
(all clapping)
- Outstanding.
325
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,706
(all laughing)
326
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,177
(glass clinking)
327
00:19:34,469 --> 00:19:36,971
May I, uh, break the
proverbial ice, as it were,
328
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,766
and ask what led each of
you to Lucifer
329
00:19:40,058 --> 00:19:41,309
and the teachings of Bartok?
330
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:42,894
- Fuck, is that absinthe?
331
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,606
- Well, why don't you start,
Mr. Duke?
332
00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:47,982
Break that proverbial ice.
333
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,567
- Oh, well, I'd be delighted.
334
00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,736
My name is John Duke.
335
00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:54,489
I'm a teacher, so I'm used
to being called Mr. Duke,
336
00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:57,283
and that is just fine by me.
337
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,828
I'm a man of literature and
languages.
338
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,081
I've studied many religions
and theologies over the years.
339
00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:04,749
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
340
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,668
- In the Christian Bible,
341
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,463
man is punished for seeking
knowledge.
342
00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:14,134
In the garden of Eden, the
closer you get to the devil,
343
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:17,220
the closer you get to the truth.
344
00:20:17,512 --> 00:20:20,306
And I believe that Bartok
hears the truth
345
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,934
directly from Lucifer.
346
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:28,022
And truth, ah, truth is
what I seek above all.
347
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:30,525
- I'll go next. (giggles)
348
00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:32,193
Mine is quick.
349
00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:36,656
Um, I actually have a poem
memorized that tells my story.
350
00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:38,450
- Oh, cool.
351
00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:44,289
(Shelley clears throat)
352
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,461
There was a young woman
who worshiped the Lord.
353
00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:52,672
In church every Sunday,
her God she adored.
354
00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:55,592
She would help run the
service collect all the tithes,
355
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:58,720
her husband and children
always by her side.
356
00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:02,015
She was taught that a
Christian's work isn't in vain.
357
00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:05,727
She hoped serving Jesus
might shield her from pain.
358
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:09,856
Then one day she got word
that her husband had perished,
359
00:21:10,148 --> 00:21:12,525
taken by a drunk driver
in a flash.
360
00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:15,528
All she cherished was
broken and twisted up
361
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,489
in shards of metal.
362
00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:20,033
That young woman in her grief
363
00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:25,163
took solace in the devil.
364
00:21:25,872 --> 00:21:28,249
(somber music)
365
00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:31,252
Thank you.
366
00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:36,216
- Your husband died, so you
started worshiping the devil?
367
00:21:37,717 --> 00:21:40,094
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I get it.
368
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,471
It's like that one time
in middle school,
369
00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:43,306
I asked out my crush,
Rebekah Love Rodriguez,
370
00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:44,849
and she told me to
go suck an egg.
371
00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:46,267
So I just listened to the
"Phantom of the Opera"
372
00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:47,936
soundtrack for weeks.
373
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,063
- Oh.
374
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:53,733
- Well, what brought you
to Bartok, Marcus, hmm?
375
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:56,820
What started you down this
lighted path that led you here?
376
00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:01,199
- Mine's a pretty darkened
tale as well. I dunno.
377
00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:02,700
So I might need a little
something, something
378
00:22:02,992 --> 00:22:04,619
to loosen up the tongue to
spin this tortured yarn.
379
00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:06,496
- You want some of that?
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
380
00:22:06,788 --> 00:22:08,039
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
381
00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:11,251
Dangerous personality
types run in my family,
382
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:12,919
so I've gotta be very
intentional when it comes
383
00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,463
to my libatious intake, I dunno.
384
00:22:15,755 --> 00:22:17,257
I stick to my tiny wines.
385
00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:27,267
Mama always said, "Too mooch
juice and the beast gets loose."
386
00:22:28,768 --> 00:22:29,936
(laughs) But I just need
enough to get my courage up.
387
00:22:30,228 --> 00:22:32,981
(objects rustling)
388
00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:43,783
(objects continue rustling)
389
00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,620
(gentle music)
390
00:22:57,255 --> 00:23:00,341
(Onyx exhales shakily)
391
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,011
I was eight years old when
my father left.
392
00:23:03,303 --> 00:23:04,804
That weekend, my mama
took me to the flea market
393
00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,849
and gave me five bucks to
spend on anything I wanted.
394
00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,518
I dunno, to help
keep my mind off things.
395
00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:13,563
At first, I saw a Cabbage
Patch Doll with my name on it.
396
00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:16,649
Hooey, that doll was
something fierce.
397
00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:18,318
Spotted freckles. (laughs)
398
00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:21,070
A little twist of red yarn hair.
399
00:23:21,362 --> 00:23:23,823
Goddamn, it was a sight
to behold.
400
00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:27,035
And I always did think I'd
be a daddy to a ginger.
401
00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:27,994
- Oh.
402
00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:30,622
- But just before I handed
that fine doll seller
403
00:23:30,914 --> 00:23:32,999
my crispy Lincoln, I saw it,
one rack over
404
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,293
behind a Lou Ferrigno
Christmas album,
405
00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:37,754
Bartok's first record.
406
00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:41,758
- Ah, "The Devil's Due."
- "The Devil's Due."
407
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:45,762
I don't know what made me buy
it. Curiosity, compulsion?
408
00:23:46,054 --> 00:23:46,679
- Fate.
409
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,598
- Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
410
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:51,684
It also might have been
the goatee.
411
00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:53,937
Ever since ALF, I've had
an obsession with hair,
412
00:23:54,228 --> 00:23:58,232
both body and facial, wanting
more of it, wanting less.
413
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,944
Having too mooch,
but never enoof.
414
00:24:01,235 --> 00:24:02,528
ALF's real name is
Gordon Shumway.
415
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,948
- Can you finish your
story? Bartok, the record.
416
00:24:05,239 --> 00:24:06,491
- Oh, yeah, so I bought
the record, took it home,
417
00:24:06,783 --> 00:24:08,826
listened to it a bunch,
been a big fan ever since.
418
00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:12,038
- Oh, beautiful. (laughs)
419
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,832
What about you, Jesminder?
420
00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,668
Oh, come on.
421
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,129
The harder the shell,
the deeper the crack.
422
00:24:20,421 --> 00:24:21,381
Oh. Oh.
423
00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:27,178
- I am Jesminder. You can
call me Jesminder, not Jess.
424
00:24:28,346 --> 00:24:29,889
I am a tattoo artist from Vegas,
425
00:24:30,181 --> 00:24:32,600
and do not ask me how many
tattoos I have.
426
00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:34,852
The question is rote and basic.
427
00:24:35,144 --> 00:24:36,396
- Yeah.
428
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:39,607
- My reason for being here
is different.
429
00:24:42,276 --> 00:24:44,195
I was Bartok's wife in a
past life,
430
00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:48,449
many past lives actually, and
I'm here to be with him again.
431
00:24:49,993 --> 00:24:52,495
We have already died a
thousand deaths together,
432
00:24:52,787 --> 00:24:56,249
and I would die a thousand
more just to be here now.
433
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,420
I'm here for him, and not
to make merry,
434
00:25:00,712 --> 00:25:02,338
and not to mince words.
435
00:25:04,257 --> 00:25:06,759
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't
think you are mincing words.
436
00:25:07,051 --> 00:25:08,177
I dunno.
437
00:25:08,469 --> 00:25:09,512
- Why do you, why do you
keep saying that?
438
00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:10,513
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
439
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:14,851
- I dunno.
440
00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:19,939
- (laughs) Well, I'm Mack,
they/them.
441
00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:24,152
And feel free to ask me
how many tattoos I have.
442
00:25:24,444 --> 00:25:26,779
The answer's 12. My
favorite's Snoopy on my ankle.
443
00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:29,282
- Oh, I love Snoopy.
- Oh, me too.
444
00:25:29,574 --> 00:25:33,953
- And much like Mr. Duke, I'm
an investigator, a seeker.
445
00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,164
I believe in the power of
the elements,
446
00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:38,499
the natural elements.
447
00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:43,296
Bartok, I came across in high
school, consumed all his work.
448
00:25:43,588 --> 00:25:46,466
Through him, I've come to
learn more about myself
449
00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:49,552
and my place in the
world around me.
450
00:25:50,511 --> 00:25:51,929
(lips pop)
451
00:25:52,221 --> 00:25:55,099
- (chuckles) Wow. Will
you look at us, huh?
452
00:25:55,391 --> 00:25:58,019
Five individuals from
differing backgrounds
453
00:25:58,311 --> 00:26:02,440
in various walks of life,
all assembled here, now,
454
00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:05,485
to take part in
something extraordinary
455
00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:08,780
and unprecedented
in his unholy name.
456
00:26:09,072 --> 00:26:10,823
(chuckles) Cheers to that.
457
00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:12,492
- To immortality!
458
00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:14,827
- [All] To immortality!
459
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,122
- [Onyx] To immortality!
(all laugh)
460
00:26:18,414 --> 00:26:22,085
(voices echoing indistinctly)
461
00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,255
I'm so happy to be here
in Bartok's mansion.
462
00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:31,928
- [Mr. Duke] So, Onyx, Onyx,
tell me more about this ALF.
463
00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:35,598
- [Onyx] Yeah, so ALF's
real name is Gordon Shumway.
464
00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:37,350
- Where is he from?
- Yeah, well, he's from
465
00:26:37,642 --> 00:26:40,520
the planet Melmac,
but he crash lands-
466
00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:44,315
- [Attendee] And then
I chopped my hair off.
467
00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:47,193
- Well, what do you see?
468
00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:53,950
(eerie music)
(all laughing)
469
00:26:55,952 --> 00:26:58,621
- The chubby one didn't drink.
- What?
470
00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:03,626
The patty slinger?
Can't you make him?
471
00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:06,212
- It doesn't really work that
way. They have to be willing.
472
00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:10,216
- Well, what of everyone else?
473
00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,468
- Everything seems to
be going as planned.
474
00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:14,178
- Seems?
475
00:27:15,638 --> 00:27:16,973
You don't sound so sure.
476
00:27:18,057 --> 00:27:18,641
- I-
477
00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:20,810
(all laughing)
478
00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:22,687
- Do we have anything to
worry about?
479
00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:24,772
Is the ritual going to work?
480
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,276
(dramatic music)
481
00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:31,279
- No.
482
00:27:31,571 --> 00:27:33,072
- No, the ritual won't work?
483
00:27:33,364 --> 00:27:35,074
- No, we have nothing to
worry about.
484
00:27:37,785 --> 00:27:40,913
- Good. Then we move forward.
485
00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:45,168
Tomorrow you will guide them
486
00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:50,089
through the first ritual,
"The Book of Blood."
487
00:27:51,465 --> 00:27:54,260
This will quell any uncertainty
488
00:27:54,552 --> 00:27:58,764
and lead us one step
closer to the talisman.
489
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:01,601
(ethereal music)
490
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:05,730
(birds chirping)
491
00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:07,315
(microphone squealing)
492
00:28:07,607 --> 00:28:10,943
Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder,
John, Shelley, and Mack.
493
00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:13,613
This is a reminder to please
wear your cleansing stones
494
00:28:13,905 --> 00:28:16,657
at all times during your
stay at Briardale Manor.
495
00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:19,243
After your meal, we will
meet in the ritual room
496
00:28:19,535 --> 00:28:22,705
with full bellies, steady
hearts, and willing spirits.
497
00:28:23,706 --> 00:28:27,293
(microphone squeals)
498
00:28:27,585 --> 00:28:30,171
(dramatic music)
499
00:28:31,589 --> 00:28:34,300
(Shelley giggles)
500
00:28:37,845 --> 00:28:40,223
(door clangs)
501
00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:46,520
Good morning, all.
502
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,898
I am Farrah, delegate to Bartok,
503
00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:50,775
servant to our great
Lord Lucifer.
504
00:28:52,151 --> 00:28:54,278
This is the Grand Grimoire.
505
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,113
(all gasp)
506
00:28:56,405 --> 00:28:56,989
- Oh.
507
00:28:57,949 --> 00:28:58,991
What's that?
508
00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:00,868
- It's like the devil's bible.
509
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,080
- All the unholy knowledge
in the world
510
00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:08,042
bound in the skin of
fallen angels.
511
00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:10,336
- Sick.
512
00:29:10,628 --> 00:29:12,922
- You were not chosen at random.
513
00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:16,592
The souls required to perform
the ritual of Abaddon Rising
514
00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:19,720
were called out a
millennia ago by this book.
515
00:29:21,389 --> 00:29:24,058
You will each need to bleed
on the primary sigil, here.
516
00:29:24,350 --> 00:29:25,518
The book will tell me
whether or not
517
00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:27,270
you have a rightful place.
518
00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:32,483
Who would like to
approach first?
519
00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:34,819
- Let's do this.
520
00:29:37,613 --> 00:29:39,240
I know my place.
521
00:29:39,532 --> 00:29:40,658
- Your hand.
522
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:45,162
(dramatic music)
Et In Nomine Tuo.
523
00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:48,040
(dramatic music)
524
00:29:55,298 --> 00:29:56,090
Next.
525
00:29:56,382 --> 00:29:59,593
(attendee gasps)
(dramatic music)
526
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,346
(Marcus whimpers)
527
00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:05,016
- Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
528
00:30:05,308 --> 00:30:08,060
Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, mm.
529
00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:09,437
- The book, Marcus.
530
00:30:10,771 --> 00:30:13,065
- Mm. How many squeezes?
531
00:30:13,357 --> 00:30:14,525
How many squeezes?
- That, that's enough.
532
00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:15,568
That's enough.
533
00:30:19,989 --> 00:30:21,198
(Farrah whispers indistinctly)
534
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:24,076
(dramatic music)
535
00:30:33,461 --> 00:30:34,795
Yes.
536
00:30:35,087 --> 00:30:36,547
- What does it mean?
537
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:39,675
- You have royal blood
dating back generations.
538
00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:43,054
You are the queen.
And you are allowed.
539
00:30:43,346 --> 00:30:44,138
- I knew it.
540
00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:50,603
(Shelley gasps)
541
00:30:50,895 --> 00:30:51,812
- The viking.
542
00:30:52,104 --> 00:30:52,938
- Wow. What?
543
00:30:55,483 --> 00:30:57,443
- You exist within an
ancient Nordic bloodline
544
00:30:57,735 --> 00:31:00,780
that flows forward and
backward from your family.
545
00:31:01,072 --> 00:31:02,448
You are allowed.
546
00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:06,285
- Ooh, holy crap!
Can you believe it?
547
00:31:06,577 --> 00:31:09,955
I'm a Viking, y'all. (growls)
548
00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:15,086
(laughs) Up top, up top!
(laughs)
549
00:31:23,719 --> 00:31:26,931
- Leave it to our dark
father to surprise us.
550
00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:32,061
Turns out this polished, refined
man built of tweed and twee
551
00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:35,356
is also a werewolf.
552
00:31:36,607 --> 00:31:38,484
Lycanthrope blood pulses
through your veins.
553
00:31:40,027 --> 00:31:41,612
Whatever the amount and
however dormant it may be,
554
00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:43,531
it is still present nonetheless.
555
00:31:44,824 --> 00:31:46,450
And you are allowed.
556
00:31:50,246 --> 00:31:52,832
(dramatic music)
557
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,127
A mystic. Spellcaster.
558
00:31:57,586 --> 00:32:00,339
The witch in this
lifetime and many others.
559
00:32:01,424 --> 00:32:03,342
- Really?
- You have great power,
560
00:32:03,634 --> 00:32:04,760
but you already knew that.
561
00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:06,720
Use it wisely.
562
00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:10,558
You, Mackenzie, are allowed.
563
00:32:18,983 --> 00:32:20,025
- Huh?
564
00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:23,654
- You are the virgin.
And you are allowed.
565
00:32:23,946 --> 00:32:25,239
- What the fuck?
566
00:32:25,531 --> 00:32:26,490
- You're just as an
important piece
567
00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,492
to this puzzle as anyone else.
568
00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:31,162
- Bullshit. Jesminder's
an ancient queen.
569
00:32:31,454 --> 00:32:32,913
Shelley found out
she's a viking.
570
00:32:33,205 --> 00:32:34,874
Oh, how cool and against
type is that?
571
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:39,211
Mr. Duke is part fucking
werewolf. Are you kidding me?
572
00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:40,921
And Mack's an
all-too-powerful witch,
573
00:32:41,213 --> 00:32:43,591
but I'm just a fat fucking,
fat fucking virgin.
574
00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:48,971
Oh, goddamn, they did your
boy dirty.
575
00:32:49,263 --> 00:32:51,724
- Well, are you a virgin?
576
00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,476
- Huh?
577
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:56,520
- Are you a virgin, Marcus?
578
00:32:56,812 --> 00:32:57,813
There's no shame in it.
579
00:32:58,105 --> 00:32:59,064
- Well, first of all,
Mr. Duke,
580
00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:00,566
there is shame in everything.
581
00:33:00,858 --> 00:33:02,234
I'm surprised they didn't
teach you that in Yale school.
582
00:33:02,526 --> 00:33:04,737
And besides that, yes,
I am a virgin, goddamn.
583
00:33:05,029 --> 00:33:06,238
The only thing that's
ever touched my wee-wee
584
00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:08,491
is my never washed pair of
Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos.
585
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:10,868
(book slams)
586
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,037
- The point is, all is in place
587
00:33:13,329 --> 00:33:15,289
for the ritual of
Abaddon Rising,
588
00:33:15,581 --> 00:33:18,167
a ritual that requires one
lycan, one witch, one viking,
589
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:21,170
one queen, and yes, one virgin.
590
00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:23,088
- Goddammit.
591
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,258
- I must report my findings.
You will hear from me soon.
592
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:32,556
- So you've never even...
593
00:33:35,017 --> 00:33:39,897
- What? No. (laughs)
594
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:43,526
I mean, what would that even do?
595
00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:48,614
(Onyx laughs)
596
00:33:53,077 --> 00:33:55,955
- Each are devoted,
each bled for you.
597
00:33:56,247 --> 00:33:57,164
All five are present.
598
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,794
- They're all here. All five.
599
00:34:02,878 --> 00:34:03,587
- All of them.
600
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,174
We're so close. So close.
601
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,928
- Open it.
602
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,681
(dramatic music)
603
00:34:18,602 --> 00:34:19,979
Okay.
604
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:25,693
Show me the way, Lord.
605
00:34:25,985 --> 00:34:28,654
Show me the way to the talisman.
606
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:33,784
Show me the way to true power.
607
00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:38,289
Pay me back for all the years
of service. Show me the way!
608
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:42,334
Show me the fucking way.
609
00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:48,424
Ooh.
610
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:50,801
Ooh.
611
00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:55,973
Yes.
612
00:34:56,265 --> 00:34:58,225
Thank you, Father. (laughs)
613
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,109
(dramatic music)
614
00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:13,616
Boom.
615
00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:19,121
Tonight, we capture
616
00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:22,791
eternity.
617
00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,420
(dramatic music)
618
00:35:27,713 --> 00:35:30,382
(crickets chirping)
(Shelley laughing)
619
00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:33,719
(Mr. Duke laughing)
620
00:35:36,972 --> 00:35:40,392
- So have you ever
like, transformed?
621
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:44,188
- Never.
622
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,651
I've never even imagined being
anything more than a man.
623
00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:52,112
Never even dreamt
it a possibility.
624
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:54,657
That is until...
625
00:35:57,493 --> 00:35:59,411
- Until when?
626
00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:00,788
- I have kissed somebody before,
627
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,790
so I've lost my mouth virginity.
628
00:36:03,082 --> 00:36:05,584
But I guess that's just not
enough for that stupid book.
629
00:36:07,169 --> 00:36:08,587
- I had a dream last night.
630
00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:12,091
And I believe it
was preparing me
631
00:36:12,383 --> 00:36:14,510
for what the Book of Blood
would reveal.
632
00:36:16,011 --> 00:36:20,933
In it, I, I saw my hands
growing claws,
633
00:36:24,061 --> 00:36:26,980
and my face, my face
covered in fur.
634
00:36:28,816 --> 00:36:31,944
I was inside of my own body,
635
00:36:32,236 --> 00:36:34,196
but somehow outside of
it as well.
636
00:36:34,488 --> 00:36:34,988
- Me too.
637
00:36:36,532 --> 00:36:37,866
I had a dream just like it.
638
00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:40,285
I mean, not the werewolf part.
639
00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:44,289
But it was a foreshadowing
of sorts.
640
00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:50,212
I was on the ocean in
a great, great big boat
641
00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:55,050
surrounded by men,
642
00:36:56,510 --> 00:36:59,012
all looking to me for orders.
643
00:37:01,223 --> 00:37:02,141
- Sounds legit.
644
00:37:03,642 --> 00:37:04,685
- My friend Elijah thought
I got a hand job once
645
00:37:04,977 --> 00:37:06,311
from Kim Greene when we all
skipped school
646
00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:08,313
to go see a matinee of
"Ever After."
647
00:37:08,605 --> 00:37:09,940
I don't know, but in reality,
648
00:37:10,232 --> 00:37:11,984
Kim had just dropped a
piece of popcorn on my lap
649
00:37:12,276 --> 00:37:15,612
and had a wicked hard time
retrieving that rogue kernel.
650
00:37:15,904 --> 00:37:17,114
- I dreamt I was on a throne
651
00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:20,451
with an ever-expanding
army at my beck and call.
652
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:25,664
A queen surveying many lands.
653
00:37:30,169 --> 00:37:32,921
- Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I
didn't fuck anybody last night,
654
00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:35,799
so I guess we all had
pretty fortuitous dreams.
655
00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:39,011
(lighter clicking)
656
00:37:43,307 --> 00:37:45,851
(door clicking)
657
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:50,314
(ominous music)
658
00:37:53,776 --> 00:37:55,569
- [Bartok] This way.
Stay close.
659
00:37:55,861 --> 00:37:56,862
- [Farrah] Yes, master.
660
00:38:00,491 --> 00:38:04,745
- Mack, did you have a
dream last night?
661
00:38:05,037 --> 00:38:05,704
- Who's asking?
662
00:38:07,289 --> 00:38:08,540
- Well, Mr. Duke's asking.
663
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,084
- Yeah. I, I, did.
664
00:38:12,669 --> 00:38:13,837
- You mind sharing?
665
00:38:15,631 --> 00:38:18,383
(Mack sighs)
666
00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:19,551
- I was a witch
667
00:38:21,345 --> 00:38:24,807
levitating above a
circle of other witches,
668
00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:28,977
all chanting my name
and lifting me up.
669
00:38:32,356 --> 00:38:33,857
- That's fucking tight too.
670
00:38:34,149 --> 00:38:35,984
Meanwhile, I slept like a
dumb-dumb baby.
671
00:38:36,276 --> 00:38:37,736
If I had a nightmare,
y'all'd know.
672
00:38:38,028 --> 00:38:39,947
I'd wake up gripping the
sheets something fierce
673
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,240
and yelling, "Jesus!"
674
00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:43,075
- Interesting.
675
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:47,830
We all, well, most of us,
had vivid dreams last night
676
00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:50,415
foretelling our callings
from the Book of Blood.
677
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,752
But (sighs) what,
what does it mean?
678
00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,046
- How about this?
679
00:38:57,714 --> 00:39:02,052
We break into Bartok's study,
look at the Grimoire ourselves
680
00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:04,263
and find out what the
fuck it all means.
681
00:39:04,555 --> 00:39:05,722
- Schwa?
682
00:39:06,014 --> 00:39:08,433
- Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate
just left for the evening.
683
00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:10,978
I mean, I saw them go that way.
684
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:12,938
Oh, come on, Mr. Duke.
685
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,108
Think about all that juicy
knowledge
686
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,943
that resides in that book.
687
00:39:18,235 --> 00:39:19,778
Don't you wanna sink your little
688
00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:21,446
truth-seeking fangs into it?
689
00:39:21,738 --> 00:39:25,576
- I would die to know
more about that ritual.
690
00:39:25,868 --> 00:39:26,869
- Yes.
691
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,538
- Tempted by the forbidden
fruit, huh?
692
00:39:32,124 --> 00:39:33,458
Dare we take a bite?
693
00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:35,502
- Dare we?
694
00:39:36,795 --> 00:39:39,548
(Mr. Duke and Onyx laugh)
695
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,300
- Dare we?
696
00:39:41,592 --> 00:39:44,011
(dramatic music)
697
00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,097
(thunder crashes)
698
00:39:47,389 --> 00:39:49,975
(dramatic music)
699
00:39:55,522 --> 00:39:57,649
(thunder crashes)
700
00:39:57,941 --> 00:40:00,527
(dramatic music)
701
00:40:03,572 --> 00:40:04,948
(Mr. Duke grunts)
702
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,408
Let me try.
703
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,868
I've got a surprisingly
firm grip due to the amount
704
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,037
of marshmallow fluff jars
I've opened up over the years.
705
00:40:10,329 --> 00:40:13,540
(laughs) I used to put
that shit on everything.
706
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,377
(Onyx grunts)
707
00:40:20,047 --> 00:40:22,549
(dramatic music)
708
00:40:22,841 --> 00:40:24,635
- What? Are we close?
709
00:40:27,304 --> 00:40:28,096
- Yes, I think so.
710
00:40:33,352 --> 00:40:34,478
(Onyx grunts)
711
00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:37,272
- I'm talking English muffins.
I'm talking Pop-Tarts.
712
00:40:37,564 --> 00:40:40,943
Fuck, I'm even talking bean
burritos. I don't give a shit.
713
00:40:41,234 --> 00:40:42,110
(Onyx grunts)
714
00:40:42,402 --> 00:40:44,988
(dramatic music)
715
00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:55,624
- Here.
716
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,252
The map says here.
717
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,047
(dramatic music)
718
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,885
(shrubbery rustling)
719
00:41:07,177 --> 00:41:10,055
(thunder crashes)
720
00:41:10,347 --> 00:41:12,849
(intense music)
721
00:41:18,814 --> 00:41:21,441
(dramatic music)
722
00:41:28,699 --> 00:41:29,741
(shovel clangs)
(Bartok grunts)
723
00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:32,536
(Onyx grunting)
724
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,082
(Onyx panting)
725
00:41:39,001 --> 00:41:43,922
(thunder crashes)
(dramatic music)
726
00:41:45,716 --> 00:41:47,092
- Well, can anyone pick a lock?
727
00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:48,719
- Wait, my Meat Hut
skeleton key.
728
00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:50,595
- Your what?
729
00:41:50,887 --> 00:41:52,764
- This key opens everything.
730
00:41:53,056 --> 00:41:54,516
I inherited it from my former
boss, Rick,
731
00:41:54,808 --> 00:41:56,435
the night he quit the Meat
Hut, left me in charge,
732
00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:58,395
and promptly killed himself.
733
00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:00,689
I don't know, I think Rick's
wife might've left him,
734
00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:03,108
or maybe Rick never had a
wife at all.
735
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,820
- Marcus, this lock is most
likely 200 years old or more.
736
00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:09,281
There is no way your
fast food key is gonna...
737
00:42:10,907 --> 00:42:12,451
Oh.
(Mack laughs)
738
00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:13,869
Oh, I stand corrected.
739
00:42:14,161 --> 00:42:16,955
(dramatic music)
740
00:42:21,918 --> 00:42:25,172
Unholy Father, how you
blessed us.
741
00:42:27,007 --> 00:42:28,759
- [Onyx] Oh.
742
00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:30,927
- There.
743
00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:33,847
- [Mack] The book.
744
00:42:34,139 --> 00:42:37,726
(Onyx imitates horn playing)
745
00:42:40,812 --> 00:42:42,397
(Onyx laughs)
746
00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:43,356
- Ah.
747
00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:48,612
- [Mr. Duke] Ah, here it is.
(laughs)
748
00:42:48,904 --> 00:42:50,739
- [Mack] Well, can you read it?
749
00:42:51,031 --> 00:42:52,657
- In, in, in pieces.
750
00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,493
It's written in an
ancient language
751
00:42:54,785 --> 00:42:58,830
I'm not entirely familiar
with, possibly Samarian or,
752
00:42:59,122 --> 00:43:00,665
or a derivative of such.
753
00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:04,377
I brought my compact mini
library of dead languages
754
00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:06,505
with me, but they're in my room.
755
00:43:06,797 --> 00:43:07,881
- Nerd.
756
00:43:08,173 --> 00:43:09,382
- [Onyx] What does it
say about the virgin?
757
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:10,634
That he has the power to
cradle his flacid wee-wee
758
00:43:10,926 --> 00:43:12,677
in his hands and cry
for hours on end?
759
00:43:13,845 --> 00:43:16,181
- Ah, here it is.
760
00:43:16,473 --> 00:43:21,353
"The ritual of Abaddon
Rising is meant to empower,
761
00:43:24,481 --> 00:43:29,361
imbue, something, something,
never-ending life."
762
00:43:32,489 --> 00:43:36,201
(shovel thuds)
(Bartok grunts)
763
00:43:36,493 --> 00:43:38,036
(shovel thumping)
- Oh, yes.
764
00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:42,874
- "But first, the Knife
of Dagon must be acquired,
765
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:46,962
then the five devoted souls
must be..."
766
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:49,673
- Must be what?
767
00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:52,134
- It, it, it's a word I'm
not entirely familiar with.
768
00:43:52,425 --> 00:43:55,804
Captivated? Enraptured?
769
00:43:56,096 --> 00:43:59,558
(thunder crashes)
770
00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:02,185
(Bartok gasps)
771
00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:05,605
(Bartok pants)
772
00:44:05,897 --> 00:44:09,943
"Once the five souls are
present, the map of Sammael
773
00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:15,073
will be revealed and lead
to the Talisman of Souls."
774
00:44:16,116 --> 00:44:19,327
(thunder crashes)
775
00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:20,453
- The what?
776
00:44:24,207 --> 00:44:26,835
(thunder crashing)
777
00:44:34,176 --> 00:44:37,304
(metal clanging)
778
00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:41,850
"Once the talisman is empowered
and in your possession,
779
00:44:42,142 --> 00:44:46,980
you will be able to summon
the infernal ruler Abaddon
780
00:44:48,857 --> 00:44:51,902
and absorb his power."
781
00:44:52,194 --> 00:44:53,653
(thunder crashes)
782
00:44:53,945 --> 00:44:56,489
(Bartok laughing)
783
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:10,462
So if, if, if I'm to
understand this correctly,
784
00:45:10,754 --> 00:45:12,339
once Abaddon has risen-
785
00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:15,717
- (giggles) Aw.
- Our immortality is gained,
786
00:45:16,885 --> 00:45:20,347
Bartok takes Abaddon's power,
but-
787
00:45:20,639 --> 00:45:21,806
- But what?
788
00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:23,850
- There's a warning here at
the bottom.
789
00:45:24,142 --> 00:45:26,686
"If a mortal tries to
raise Abaddon,
790
00:45:27,854 --> 00:45:30,148
beware the prophecy of the-"
791
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,984
(tooth creaking)
792
00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,571
(door creaking)
793
00:45:37,864 --> 00:45:40,575
- Secret passageways. Are you
kidding me?
794
00:45:46,206 --> 00:45:48,667
- The what? The prophecy of
the what?
795
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:50,752
- The prophecy of the,
I don't know, it's gone.
796
00:45:51,044 --> 00:45:52,337
- What the fuck?
797
00:45:52,629 --> 00:45:54,464
(door creaking)
798
00:45:54,756 --> 00:45:56,007
- We have to go.
799
00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:57,634
Marcus.
- Onyx?
800
00:45:57,926 --> 00:45:59,469
- Zee?
- Onyx?
801
00:45:59,761 --> 00:46:00,845
- Zee!
- Onyx.
802
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:02,347
- Zee!
- We have to go!
803
00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:03,473
- Zee!
- But Onyx-
804
00:46:03,765 --> 00:46:05,141
- Now, we have to go!
805
00:46:05,433 --> 00:46:06,768
- Onyx?
- Zee! Zee!
806
00:46:14,776 --> 00:46:17,320
(ominous music)
807
00:46:26,204 --> 00:46:29,541
(Onyx breathing heavily)
808
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,423
(door scraping)
809
00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:40,927
(eerie music)
810
00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:51,396
(eerie music continues)
811
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,483
(metal clanging)
812
00:46:55,775 --> 00:46:58,111
(eerie music)
813
00:47:04,159 --> 00:47:07,037
(talisman clanging)
814
00:47:13,793 --> 00:47:14,753
- Now, focus.
815
00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:21,593
Hail, Satan.
816
00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:25,263
- [Both] Son of light.
817
00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:30,518
- [Bartok] Bring me the
first sacrifice.
818
00:47:32,187 --> 00:47:34,773
(ominous music)
819
00:47:40,862 --> 00:47:44,282
(ominous music continues)
820
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:50,455
(Bartok whispering in
foreign language)
821
00:47:55,877 --> 00:47:58,380
(loud knocking)
822
00:48:04,844 --> 00:48:07,514
(doors scraping)
823
00:48:07,806 --> 00:48:09,140
- I want to see Bartok.
824
00:48:11,393 --> 00:48:13,520
- Of course. He's been
expecting you.
825
00:48:13,812 --> 00:48:15,980
- Welcome, my dear.
826
00:48:16,272 --> 00:48:18,983
Please, have a seat.
827
00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,821
(doors slam)
828
00:48:28,868 --> 00:48:31,955
You know, you and I have
met many times
829
00:48:32,247 --> 00:48:35,041
over thousands and
thousands of years.
830
00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:40,255
And it has all culminated
into this moment.
831
00:48:40,547 --> 00:48:43,383
(suspenseful music)
832
00:48:48,138 --> 00:48:49,013
It's your time
833
00:48:51,141 --> 00:48:53,852
to make the ultimate sacrifice.
834
00:48:54,144 --> 00:48:57,188
(suspenseful music)
835
00:49:05,488 --> 00:49:08,116
(dramatic music)
836
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,042
Ade due Damballa.
837
00:49:19,836 --> 00:49:22,380
Give me the power, I beg of you.
838
00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:25,967
Secoise entienne
839
00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:29,387
mais pois
840
00:49:31,890 --> 00:49:32,807
de morte!
(blood squelches)
841
00:49:33,099 --> 00:49:37,645
(Onyx screams faintly)
(dramatic music)
842
00:49:37,937 --> 00:49:38,605
Yes.
843
00:49:39,856 --> 00:49:41,024
That's it.
844
00:49:41,316 --> 00:49:43,735
Give me all of you.
All of you.
845
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,112
Everything.
846
00:49:48,114 --> 00:49:49,324
Every last drop.
847
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,330
(talisman dings)
848
00:49:55,622 --> 00:49:57,957
(Jesminder gasps)
849
00:49:58,249 --> 00:50:00,793
(Onyx whimpers)
(Jesminder gasps)
850
00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:03,338
- (whimpering) Goddammit!
851
00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:05,423
So many fucking cobwebs.
852
00:50:06,382 --> 00:50:09,093
(Onyx whimpering)
853
00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:12,597
(Onyx screams)
854
00:50:12,889 --> 00:50:13,890
(Onyx thuds)
855
00:50:14,182 --> 00:50:14,974
- Onyx?
856
00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:17,769
- Oh, hey. (laughs)
857
00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:19,229
What are y'all doing in here?
858
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:21,439
- Uh, Mr. Duke is just
trying to write down
859
00:50:21,731 --> 00:50:23,816
everything he can remember
from the book.
860
00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:25,735
We're trying to learn more
about the final ritual.
861
00:50:26,027 --> 00:50:28,446
- Oh, awesome. (chuckles)
Hell yeah.
862
00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:31,616
- Are you okay?
863
00:50:31,908 --> 00:50:34,702
- Ah, yeah, nah, it's just, huh?
864
00:50:34,994 --> 00:50:37,539
What, how does that? Oh.
(laughs)
865
00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:39,082
There's a, I was wondering
how it,
866
00:50:39,374 --> 00:50:41,584
there's a little button
on the side so that, yeah,
867
00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:45,797
that just off and then back on
again, it's so cute. (laughs)
868
00:50:46,089 --> 00:50:49,717
Oh. I love the mechanics
of these vintage lamps.
869
00:50:50,009 --> 00:50:52,011
- Yeah, Onyx, you don't
really seem okay.
870
00:50:52,303 --> 00:50:53,972
Did something happen to you?
871
00:50:54,264 --> 00:50:56,516
- No. I just. (laughs)
872
00:50:58,518 --> 00:50:59,185
Huh.
873
00:51:02,939 --> 00:51:05,692
So when y'all left, I got
stuck behind this painting.
874
00:51:05,984 --> 00:51:07,986
- Aw, man, we're sorry. We
just didn't know where you were.
875
00:51:08,278 --> 00:51:10,154
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah.
876
00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:11,656
It's fine. It's fine.
877
00:51:12,865 --> 00:51:16,494
It's just, I saw
Jesminder and Bartok,
878
00:51:16,786 --> 00:51:18,830
and at first they were
just talking.
879
00:51:21,207 --> 00:51:24,335
But then they got a little
smoochie, which is fine.
880
00:51:24,627 --> 00:51:25,336
That's fine.
881
00:51:27,547 --> 00:51:28,381
But then-
- Then?
882
00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,928
- He stabbed her and stabbed
her until she was dead!
883
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,346
- What?
884
00:51:35,638 --> 00:51:37,015
- With the Knife of
Dagon, right in the chest.
885
00:51:37,307 --> 00:51:39,309
And I watched all the
life drain from her eyes
886
00:51:39,601 --> 00:51:40,977
until she passed out
and turned into
887
00:51:41,269 --> 00:51:42,979
some kind of soulless ghoul.
888
00:51:43,271 --> 00:51:45,815
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
889
00:51:46,107 --> 00:51:47,650
- Wait, what the fuck
is happening?
890
00:51:47,942 --> 00:51:50,737
- Sorry. When I get nervous,
I start singing Fievel.
891
00:51:51,029 --> 00:51:52,030
Can I get one of those?
892
00:51:52,322 --> 00:51:52,947
- Yeah.
893
00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:56,618
(Onyx sighs)
894
00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:59,370
It doesn't sound like
immortality Mr. Duke.
895
00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:01,331
What the fuck is going on?
896
00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,082
Why did they really
bring us here?
897
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:08,046
- Marcus, are you sure you
saw what you think you saw?
898
00:52:08,338 --> 00:52:09,547
- Oh, huh. Well, no.
899
00:52:09,839 --> 00:52:11,382
Let me think about it.
Maybe I, no, maybe I did.
900
00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:13,051
Yes. I fucking saw what
I think I saw.
901
00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:14,302
- Okay, okay.
902
00:52:14,594 --> 00:52:15,720
- The knife took out all
of her soul goo.
903
00:52:16,012 --> 00:52:19,432
And the handle glowed like
a bedazzled Lite-Brite.
904
00:52:19,724 --> 00:52:22,560
- Marcus, do you think you can
draw what that looked like?
905
00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:23,519
- Yes, sir.
906
00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:27,065
- Did he say anything or
speak anything
907
00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:28,816
while these actions occurred?
908
00:52:29,108 --> 00:52:31,235
Yeah. Some kind of incantation.
909
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,403
- Do you remember any of it?
910
00:52:32,695 --> 00:52:35,573
- Yeah, it was like, uh,
uh, dada,
911
00:52:35,865 --> 00:52:37,742
or doo doo, dada doo doo, or no,
912
00:52:38,034 --> 00:52:38,993
maybe doo doo came first.
913
00:52:39,285 --> 00:52:42,121
Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh,
Scooby-Doo,
914
00:52:42,413 --> 00:52:44,165
uh, yabba-dabba-doo.
915
00:52:48,503 --> 00:52:49,837
- My word.
916
00:52:50,129 --> 00:52:52,590
This is, I believe, the
Talisman of Souls.
917
00:52:54,092 --> 00:52:55,802
- Hmm. Interesting.
918
00:52:56,094 --> 00:52:57,011
- What?
919
00:52:57,303 --> 00:52:58,930
- The smoke burns as it
fills my lungs.
920
00:52:59,222 --> 00:53:00,598
I've never had a
cigarette before,
921
00:53:00,890 --> 00:53:02,308
and I feel like I'm gonna
vomit my entrails out.
922
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,768
(Onyx retches)
- Okay.
923
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,771
Uh, we really have to
find that missing page.
924
00:53:07,063 --> 00:53:08,147
- The what?
925
00:53:08,439 --> 00:53:10,983
- In the Grimoire, after
the ritual of Abaddon,
926
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,735
there was a warning.
927
00:53:13,027 --> 00:53:15,697
It stated, "Beware the
prophecy of the,"
928
00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,490
and then the next page
was missing.
929
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,535
- I think I saw
the missing page.
930
00:53:20,827 --> 00:53:21,661
- You did?
- Where?
931
00:53:21,953 --> 00:53:23,204
- It was taped behind the
painting.
932
00:53:23,496 --> 00:53:25,915
I saw it when Jesminder was
getting zoinked and mcgoink'd.
933
00:53:26,207 --> 00:53:27,333
- Goodnight, honored guests.
934
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,460
Please retire to your
individual quarters
935
00:53:29,752 --> 00:53:31,504
and meet downstairs in
the morning,
936
00:53:31,796 --> 00:53:34,424
for tomorrow we will prepare
for our second ritual.
937
00:53:35,717 --> 00:53:36,467
- Ah, that's it.
938
00:53:39,804 --> 00:53:43,015
- Which will lead us one
step closer to immortality.
939
00:53:46,352 --> 00:53:48,354
- During the second ritual,
one of us
940
00:53:48,646 --> 00:53:51,107
sneaks off to retrieve
the missing page.
941
00:53:51,399 --> 00:53:55,236
That page might help me put all
these puzzle pieces together
942
00:53:55,528 --> 00:53:57,822
and uncover what awaits us.
943
00:53:58,114 --> 00:54:01,159
Something tells me that
Bartok and delegate
944
00:54:01,451 --> 00:54:04,162
have a puzzle of their
own to solve.
945
00:54:04,454 --> 00:54:08,040
Let's just hope we solve
ours first.
946
00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:14,714
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
947
00:54:16,090 --> 00:54:18,718
- Welcome to the Ritual of
the Box Demon.
948
00:54:19,010 --> 00:54:22,555
You will each enter
this room alone, empty,
949
00:54:22,847 --> 00:54:25,349
except for a peculiar
wooden box.
950
00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:27,435
Open the doors to that box.
951
00:54:27,727 --> 00:54:30,688
There you will confront a
small yet powerful demon.
952
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:34,150
To this demon you will
unburden yourself.
953
00:54:34,442 --> 00:54:37,904
Share with it a secret that
weighs heavily on your heart.
954
00:54:39,906 --> 00:54:40,865
Yes, Mackenzie?
955
00:54:41,157 --> 00:54:42,241
- Where's Jesminder?
956
00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:43,701
I mean, don't we need her
for the ritual?
957
00:54:43,993 --> 00:54:45,161
- Yeah.
958
00:54:45,453 --> 00:54:48,539
- Jesminder is helping
our master with something
959
00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:49,999
of great importance.
960
00:54:52,084 --> 00:54:53,711
A preparation for the
961
00:54:56,506 --> 00:54:57,882
final ritual.
962
00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:03,638
In exchange for that secret,
you will request a truth.
963
00:55:03,930 --> 00:55:04,847
Ask wisely.
964
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,810
Ask for an answer that
no one could give you.
965
00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:13,189
No one except for our
Eternal Father.
966
00:55:14,649 --> 00:55:17,985
But beware, for the truth
this creature speaks
967
00:55:18,277 --> 00:55:20,196
is not for the faint of heart.
968
00:55:20,488 --> 00:55:22,824
For what he knows about
you could challenge
969
00:55:23,115 --> 00:55:24,617
the very essence of self
970
00:55:26,118 --> 00:55:29,747
and untether you with a singular
devastating proclamation.
971
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:32,583
(dramatic music)
972
00:55:34,335 --> 00:55:35,086
Yes, Marcus?
973
00:55:35,378 --> 00:55:37,713
- I gotta take a big ol' shit.
974
00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:40,591
- Now?
- Um, let me check.
975
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:44,804
(groans) Yeah, now. For sure.
976
00:55:45,096 --> 00:55:46,722
- Fine, then go. We'll start
without you.
977
00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:48,599
But if you're not back
before your turn,
978
00:55:48,891 --> 00:55:50,768
by Satan's unholy name, you
will be rendered ineligible
979
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,396
and ejected from Bartok's
mansion post-haste.
980
00:55:53,688 --> 00:55:54,814
- Got it.
981
00:55:55,106 --> 00:55:58,109
Shit quick else be deemed
unworthy.
982
00:55:59,485 --> 00:56:01,946
- Mackenzie, would you
like to go first?
983
00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:03,739
- I'd be honored.
984
00:56:05,575 --> 00:56:10,454
(door clanging)
(Shelley giggles)
985
00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:17,336
(Shelley giggling)
986
00:56:19,839 --> 00:56:22,466
(dramatic music)
987
00:56:27,305 --> 00:56:29,974
(door squeaking)
988
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,233
(bats squealing)
989
00:56:39,525 --> 00:56:41,027
- (coughs) Goddammit.
990
00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:44,155
How are all these cobwebs
at exactly mouth level?
991
00:56:49,243 --> 00:56:51,913
(dramatic music)
992
00:56:57,168 --> 00:57:00,046
- Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
993
00:57:00,338 --> 00:57:02,840
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
994
00:57:03,132 --> 00:57:05,259
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
995
00:57:05,551 --> 00:57:06,218
- [Onyx] Huh.
996
00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:10,014
(door squeaks)
997
00:57:13,309 --> 00:57:14,977
(Mack sobs)
- Yes.
998
00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:19,357
The box demon speaks directly
to your soul's cradle.
999
00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:23,527
Steady yourselves and steel
your nerves for his truths.
1000
00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:24,528
Mr. Duke.
1001
00:57:29,241 --> 00:57:31,702
(door squeaks)
1002
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:39,919
- I'm ready to go in.
1003
00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,296
- [Farrah] Hmm.
1004
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:45,549
- [Onyx] (grunts) Gotta
get back for the box demon.
1005
00:57:45,841 --> 00:57:48,260
Gotta get back for the
box demon.
1006
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,054
- [Mr. Duke] Uh-huh.
1007
00:57:52,765 --> 00:57:54,058
(door slams)
1008
00:57:54,350 --> 00:57:56,852
- Oh, how's it going down here
with all the box demon stuff?
1009
00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:01,607
- Shelley.
(Shelley squeals)
1010
00:58:04,193 --> 00:58:05,319
- I gave him the page.
1011
00:58:05,611 --> 00:58:06,988
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yep.
1012
00:58:07,279 --> 00:58:09,782
(dramatic music)
1013
00:58:13,244 --> 00:58:15,329
(Shelley screams)
Oh!
1014
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,082
- [Shelley] You've shattered
my mind!
1015
00:58:18,374 --> 00:58:21,127
Oh, oh, there's a raccoon
in the car!
1016
00:58:21,419 --> 00:58:23,879
(door squeaks)
1017
00:58:27,174 --> 00:58:29,885
(Shelley sobbing)
1018
00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:36,809
- Whatever's going on in there
must be pretty heavy stuff.
1019
00:58:37,101 --> 00:58:38,102
(laughs) It's probably
for the better
1020
00:58:38,394 --> 00:58:39,979
that I emptied out my
system first.
1021
00:58:41,897 --> 00:58:42,606
- [Shelley] No, don't ever
let go. Don't ever let go.
1022
00:58:44,817 --> 00:58:48,112
(door squeaks and slams)
1023
00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:54,618
(chiming music)
1024
00:58:57,329 --> 00:59:00,249
- Go to him. Go to your master.
1025
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:02,918
(Shelley sobs)
1026
00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:10,926
- Shelley, where are you going?
1027
00:59:13,012 --> 00:59:15,139
- She's going to her master.
She's in quite a state.
1028
00:59:15,431 --> 00:59:16,807
- Yeah, we all are, but
I think it'd be better
1029
00:59:17,099 --> 00:59:18,726
if we just stay together,
I mean, right, Shelley?
1030
00:59:19,018 --> 00:59:20,644
Stay with me.
- I...
1031
00:59:20,936 --> 00:59:23,522
- Mackenzie, please. We
all have free will here.
1032
00:59:23,814 --> 00:59:24,482
- I'm not gonna let him
do to her what he did
1033
00:59:24,774 --> 00:59:26,776
to Jesminder, you hear me?
1034
00:59:28,069 --> 00:59:29,695
- Jesminder?
Whatever could you mean?
1035
00:59:29,987 --> 00:59:32,364
- Yes, Mack,
whatever could you mean?
1036
00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:37,620
Shelley, he's ready for you now.
1037
00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:39,705
- What the fuck?
1038
00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:42,583
- [Shelley] I want
to see Bartok.
1039
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,544
- Wait here for your friend.
1040
00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:48,422
(dramatic music)
1041
00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:55,679
(cabinet squeaks)
1042
00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:58,557
(box demon coos)
1043
01:00:00,518 --> 01:00:02,228
- Come closer, my son.
1044
01:00:07,066 --> 01:00:07,775
Closer.
1045
01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:14,240
(box demon groans and sneezes)
1046
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,868
(Onyx gasps)
1047
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,495
Let it in, my son.
1048
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:22,039
Let it in.
1049
01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:27,128
Now, won't you feed me a
secret, Marcus?
1050
01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:30,965
- I dunno.
1051
01:00:31,257 --> 01:00:32,716
- Dig deep, my son.
1052
01:00:34,093 --> 01:00:37,847
Go to the darkest, most
shameful parts of you.
1053
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:40,599
What is there?
1054
01:00:42,434 --> 01:00:43,769
- Oh, uh, I guess,
1055
01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:48,190
huh.
1056
01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:52,027
Sex?
1057
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,779
- Yes.
1058
01:00:54,071 --> 01:00:58,701
What do you see when you think
of your most carnal desires?
1059
01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:03,247
- Well, I guess I think
about my,
1060
01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:06,584
my fantasies.
- Ooh.
1061
01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:08,419
Tell me more.
1062
01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:12,590
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried
in the core
1063
01:01:12,882 --> 01:01:14,675
of your chamber of shame?
1064
01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,553
- Uh, yeah, my shame-ber?
1065
01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:22,057
Uh, well, my deepest,
darkest fantasies
1066
01:01:22,349 --> 01:01:24,852
revolve around a series
of fan fiction I wrote.
1067
01:01:25,144 --> 01:01:27,354
Short novellas really,
based on Gadget Hackwrench
1068
01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:28,814
from "Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers."
1069
01:01:29,106 --> 01:01:31,859
- Oh, yes.
1070
01:01:32,151 --> 01:01:33,861
- In it, I play a mix
between Dale
1071
01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:36,113
and Marky Mark's character
from "Boogie Nights."
1072
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:39,074
I call myself Dale Diggler.
(laughs)
1073
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,327
And, uh, let's just say
the things we get to fixing
1074
01:01:41,619 --> 01:01:43,120
in the Ranger Plane after hours,
1075
01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:47,458
well, (laughs) yeah, it's more
than just rusty propellers.
1076
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,085
(Onyx laughs)
1077
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,632
'Cause eventually she
starts fixing my wiener.
1078
01:01:54,924 --> 01:01:57,635
- (laughs) Mm. Tasty.
1079
01:01:57,927 --> 01:02:02,640
Num, num, num. That secret
will do.
1080
01:02:03,641 --> 01:02:07,144
Now, what truth do you seek?
1081
01:02:11,273 --> 01:02:12,107
- Anything?
1082
01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:13,859
- Anything.
1083
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:24,495
- Oh, demon in a box,
how I beg of you.
1084
01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:28,123
Oh, demon in a box, please
answer me true.
1085
01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,627
Oh, demon in a box, how I
wish to see
1086
01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:38,801
why my father Carl left my
mother and me.
1087
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:44,598
- [Box Demon] Oh, Marcus.
Don't you know?
1088
01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:48,227
It was because of you.
1089
01:02:53,315 --> 01:02:54,024
- What?
1090
01:02:55,234 --> 01:02:58,779
- [Box Demon] You simply
weren't enough.
1091
01:02:59,071 --> 01:03:02,491
You weren't enough to keep
him there.
1092
01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:07,037
Weren't enough to keep
them together.
1093
01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:12,126
Think hard, go deep.
You'll remember.
1094
01:03:15,838 --> 01:03:18,340
(dreamy music)
1095
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:20,676
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1096
01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,553
♪ Noble warrior felines ♪
1097
01:03:22,845 --> 01:03:23,512
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1098
01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,389
♪ Flying high in the air ♪
1099
01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:26,890
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1100
01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:31,353
♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪
(Carl yelling indistinctly)
1101
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,231
- [Nancy] Oh, you're a
clown, Carl!
1102
01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,358
Get a job in a sideshow!
1103
01:03:39,153 --> 01:03:41,613
(Nancy sobbing)
1104
01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:48,912
(suitcase thuds)
1105
01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:50,873
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1106
01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:53,417
- Daddy, where are you going?
1107
01:03:56,795 --> 01:03:58,130
When will you be back?
1108
01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:06,055
- I don't know.
1109
01:04:06,347 --> 01:04:08,599
(door slams)
1110
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:14,521
- I don't know. I don't know.
1111
01:04:14,813 --> 01:04:16,815
I don't know. I don't know.
1112
01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:18,567
I dunno. I dunno.
1113
01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:20,611
I dunno. I dunno.
1114
01:04:20,903 --> 01:04:22,196
- I dunno. I dunno.
1115
01:04:22,488 --> 01:04:23,447
I dunno I dunno.
1116
01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:24,948
I dunno.
1117
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,620
- Did you find the answers
you sought, young one?
1118
01:04:29,912 --> 01:04:31,455
- Oh, yeah. (laughs)
We're good.
1119
01:04:31,747 --> 01:04:32,623
Thanks, little demon dude.
1120
01:04:32,915 --> 01:04:35,542
- Now, if you-(cabinet slams)
1121
01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:41,882
- Onyx, are you okay? What
did the demon say to you?
1122
01:04:42,174 --> 01:04:43,467
- Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good.
1123
01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:45,010
He actually said a bunch
of cool stuff to me.
1124
01:04:45,302 --> 01:04:46,720
He was like, "I bet you
got a big ol' wiener,
1125
01:04:47,012 --> 01:04:48,222
and you probably fuck a
lot too."
1126
01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:49,973
So yeah, I just wanted
to celebrate
1127
01:04:50,265 --> 01:04:52,393
all the cool stuff he said.
(laughs)
1128
01:04:52,684 --> 01:04:55,270
(dramatic music)
1129
01:04:58,774 --> 01:05:00,359
- Well, Mr. Duke wants
us to rendezvous with him
1130
01:05:00,651 --> 01:05:01,693
to discuss his findings.
1131
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:02,986
He's been deciphering the
prophecy, and-
1132
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:05,155
- Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies
are so fun.
1133
01:05:05,447 --> 01:05:07,282
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's rendezvous.
1134
01:05:08,242 --> 01:05:10,828
(Onyx chugging)
1135
01:05:12,329 --> 01:05:14,623
(Mack sighs)
1136
01:05:18,502 --> 01:05:21,046
(Onyx chugging)
1137
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:27,970
- Onyx, maybe you wanna
slow down a little.
1138
01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:29,513
- Loud and clear, boss.
1139
01:05:29,805 --> 01:05:34,685
- "It is foretelling a
prophecy that will disrupt
1140
01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:38,814
the rising of Abaddon.
1141
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:43,861
Beware the prophecy of
the unexpected,"
1142
01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:45,362
no, "unforeseen."
1143
01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:50,617
Oh, come on, John.
1144
01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:54,413
"Beware the prophecy of the,
1145
01:05:57,124 --> 01:06:01,837
of the Fortuitous One."
1146
01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:03,338
- What?
- What?
1147
01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:05,299
- What?
- What?
1148
01:06:06,508 --> 01:06:07,885
(Shelley yells)
- What?
1149
01:06:08,177 --> 01:06:10,053
(Shelley whimpers)
1150
01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:11,180
- Nothing, I-
1151
01:06:12,264 --> 01:06:14,516
(Shelley thuds)
1152
01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:17,019
- That's right.
1153
01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:20,147
Give me everything.
1154
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:25,903
Every last drop.
1155
01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:29,239
(Shelley whimpering)
1156
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:35,787
- Onyx, what did you call
yourself when we first met?
1157
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,498
- Huh? Oh, I don't remember.
1158
01:06:37,789 --> 01:06:40,584
- It was Onyx the Fortuitous,
wasn't it?
1159
01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:42,753
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
1160
01:06:43,045 --> 01:06:44,588
I might have said Onyx the
Fortunate One,
1161
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,424
because I am ever so fortunate
to have won this contest
1162
01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:50,636
and be invited here to be with
all of you wonderful people.
1163
01:06:50,928 --> 01:06:52,262
(Onyx chugging)
1164
01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:53,514
- What else does it say?
1165
01:06:53,805 --> 01:06:56,141
I mean, what happens if
the ritual is disrupted?
1166
01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:57,100
What happens if it isn't?
1167
01:06:57,392 --> 01:06:59,728
- I, I, I, I, I don't know.
1168
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,271
I need more time with the page.
1169
01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:02,940
There, there's so much here.
1170
01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:04,107
- Onyx, if you...
1171
01:07:06,902 --> 01:07:08,237
(Mack sighs)
1172
01:07:08,529 --> 01:07:13,325
(lively music)
(Onyx chugging)
1173
01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:18,372
Onyx, what are you doing?
1174
01:07:18,664 --> 01:07:21,708
- Huh? Oh, I'm just
trying to relax. (laughs)
1175
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,253
I mean, all this talk of
demons and prophecies,
1176
01:07:24,545 --> 01:07:28,090
I mean, whoo, it is too
mooch. (laughs)
1177
01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:30,884
And I just wanna party.
Don't you?
1178
01:07:31,176 --> 01:07:33,470
I mean, everyone's so stuffy
here, right?
1179
01:07:33,762 --> 01:07:37,307
Bartok and Farrah and all
their fucking bullshit.
1180
01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:41,186
Huh? All their fucking
bullshitty robes.
1181
01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:42,896
And they're dumb-dumb hats.
1182
01:07:43,188 --> 01:07:47,526
I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb
wears a hat like this?
1183
01:07:47,818 --> 01:07:50,362
It's stupid. And this.
1184
01:07:51,572 --> 01:07:55,284
Fuck this goofy-ass emerald
bullshit.
1185
01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:58,245
- It's, it's peridot.
1186
01:07:58,537 --> 01:08:00,998
- Well, fuck this peridot
bullshit.
1187
01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:02,874
(necklace chimes)
1188
01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,043
(Onyx chugs)
1189
01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,838
(ghoul gasping)
1190
01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:14,845
(laughs) Dancing makes me
feel so alive! (laughs)
1191
01:08:15,762 --> 01:08:18,348
(Onyx chugging)
1192
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,312
- What's happening?
1193
01:08:23,604 --> 01:08:25,856
- I don't think he liked
what the demon said to him.
1194
01:08:26,148 --> 01:08:27,608
- Ah. You know what's weird?
1195
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:30,861
No one has danced since
we got here.
1196
01:08:31,153 --> 01:08:33,530
And that's a real shame, huh?
1197
01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:36,408
'Cause dancing really
frees you up, huh?
1198
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,454
Dancing gets you loose, (laughs)
gets you outta your head.
1199
01:08:40,746 --> 01:08:44,791
Farrah, you wanna dance
with me? Come on, baby.
1200
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,461
(laughs) Nah? All right,
that's fine.
1201
01:08:47,753 --> 01:08:49,755
I can dance by myself. (laughs)
1202
01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:54,051
Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on.
1203
01:08:54,343 --> 01:08:57,262
Let it take you over. Let
the rhythm take you over.
1204
01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:59,890
Rhythm take you over.
1205
01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:01,933
Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul.
(laughs)
1206
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,227
- What, what did he say?
1207
01:09:04,519 --> 01:09:07,064
- He said, "Oh, fuck,
she's so cool."
1208
01:09:08,106 --> 01:09:10,651
(Onyx chugging)
1209
01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,575
Onyx, how much of that
did you drink?
1210
01:09:20,869 --> 01:09:22,037
- I don't know.
1211
01:09:23,288 --> 01:09:25,582
(Onyx thuds)
1212
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,754
(bright music)
1213
01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:44,309
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1214
01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:49,356
♪ I'd run right into hell ♪
and back ♪
1215
01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:54,444
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1216
01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:59,116
♪ I'll take the vow and ♪
seal the pact ♪
1217
01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:04,955
- Who am I?
- You know. Search your heart.
1218
01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:07,999
- Who's to say what any of
us are in this twisted palace
1219
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,043
built of riddle and rhyme?
1220
01:10:10,335 --> 01:10:15,048
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1221
01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:18,927
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1222
01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,262
- [Onyx] I dunno.
1223
01:10:20,554 --> 01:10:22,556
♪ No, I won't do ♪
(Onyx hisses)
1224
01:10:22,848 --> 01:10:25,475
(upbeat music)
1225
01:10:31,773 --> 01:10:34,526
♪ And some nights you're ♪
breathing fire ♪
1226
01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:37,779
♪ And some nights you're ♪
talking nice ♪
1227
01:10:38,071 --> 01:10:39,322
♪ Some nights you're
like nothing ♪
1228
01:10:39,614 --> 01:10:43,118
♪ I've ever seen before or ♪
will again ♪
1229
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,286
(Onyx growls)
1230
01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:46,246
♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪
1231
01:10:46,538 --> 01:10:50,584
♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪
1232
01:10:50,876 --> 01:10:52,294
♪ I know you can save me ♪
1233
01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:57,340
♪ No one else can save me ♪
now but you ♪
1234
01:10:57,632 --> 01:10:59,885
- Farrah, what are you?
1235
01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:02,012
- [Farrah] Here we can be
anything, Onyx.
1236
01:11:02,304 --> 01:11:04,431
I can be whatever your heart
desires most.
1237
01:11:04,723 --> 01:11:08,560
Join me and we can be
together for all eternity.
1238
01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:13,398
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1239
01:11:13,690 --> 01:11:18,028
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1240
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:22,324
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1241
01:11:22,616 --> 01:11:25,452
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1242
01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:29,247
- I dunno.
♪ But I won't do ♪
1243
01:11:32,584 --> 01:11:34,795
- Or would you rather be here?
1244
01:11:35,086 --> 01:11:37,255
- No. Oh, God, no.
1245
01:11:37,547 --> 01:11:40,133
- Then be with me. Free
me from Bartok's rule.
1246
01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:41,593
- Schwa?
1247
01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:45,138
- He raised me from the
depths, gave me life.
1248
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:48,433
But a life of enslavement
is no life at all.
1249
01:11:48,725 --> 01:11:51,770
I can be given a new life by
the one the prophecy speaks of.
1250
01:11:52,062 --> 01:11:53,897
Together you and I can
defeat Bartok.
1251
01:11:54,189 --> 01:11:56,233
But if we don't, he will
complete the final ritual
1252
01:11:56,525 --> 01:11:59,486
and use the power of Abaddon
to take the souls of millions.
1253
01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:02,239
But if you and I-(growling)
1254
01:12:02,531 --> 01:12:03,990
Oh, no. It's too late.
1255
01:12:06,076 --> 01:12:08,912
He found us.
- Who?
1256
01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:11,998
- Abaddon.
1257
01:12:12,290 --> 01:12:15,961
- [Abaddon] Come to me,
patty slinger.
1258
01:12:16,253 --> 01:12:20,757
Come to me. (growls)
1259
01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:25,387
(dramatic music)
1260
01:12:27,472 --> 01:12:30,267
(Abaddon growling)
1261
01:12:36,982 --> 01:12:38,859
- How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
1262
01:12:40,235 --> 01:12:42,487
- Marcus J. Trillbury,
1263
01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:46,116
we meet at last.
1264
01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:50,829
I've heard so much about you.
1265
01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:57,544
The patty slinger. The virgin.
1266
01:12:57,836 --> 01:13:01,631
The fool. Know this, Marcus.
1267
01:13:01,923 --> 01:13:04,384
You are many things,
1268
01:13:04,676 --> 01:13:08,722
but you are not the
Fortuitous One.
1269
01:13:10,015 --> 01:13:13,059
I have seen the Fortuitous One.
1270
01:13:14,352 --> 01:13:19,065
Does that look like you,
Onyx the Fart-uitous?
1271
01:13:22,027 --> 01:13:25,488
(creature squelching)
1272
01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:26,489
Does it?
1273
01:13:27,949 --> 01:13:29,326
- No, sir, it does not.
1274
01:13:29,618 --> 01:13:32,996
- In less than one day's time,
1275
01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:38,168
I will rise through an unholy
vessel and enslave the Earth.
1276
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,296
Face it, patty slinger,
1277
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:45,342
your time is up. (roars)
1278
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:49,554
(Onyx screams)
(Abaddon laughs)
1279
01:13:49,846 --> 01:13:54,684
There's nowhere to run.
(laughs)
1280
01:13:55,685 --> 01:13:57,354
Patty slinger. Patty slinger.
1281
01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:03,944
I'm coming to get you,
patty slinger. (laughs)
1282
01:14:08,573 --> 01:14:13,036
How can I make your day
a bit beefier? (laughs)
1283
01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:21,252
When in doubt, skewer it out.
1284
01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,130
Yahhh!
- Jesus!
1285
01:14:24,422 --> 01:14:25,006
Jesus!
1286
01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:28,134
- Hey, it's okay, Onyx.
1287
01:14:28,426 --> 01:14:29,844
It's all right. Lay, lay down.
1288
01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:30,929
You're all right.
1289
01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:32,889
Here, drink this.
1290
01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:35,892
- What is it?
1291
01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:40,397
- Ginger, turmeric, mint,
elder flower,
1292
01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:43,108
some other things that'll
help your stomach.
1293
01:14:44,943 --> 01:14:49,823
- I'm sorry, Zee. I don't
know what came over me.
1294
01:14:50,532 --> 01:14:51,908
- It's all good.
1295
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,452
Uh, your little episode
was the perfect distraction
1296
01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:56,830
Mr. Duke needed to work
on his translations.
1297
01:14:58,331 --> 01:15:00,166
- Oh, sick.
(stomach gurgles)
1298
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,835
Mm.
- Drink.
1299
01:15:04,379 --> 01:15:06,256
I spent some time in the walls.
1300
01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:08,925
This place is a maze.
1301
01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:13,304
Dozens of corridors all
leading somewhere different.
1302
01:15:15,473 --> 01:15:17,142
- Thanks for taking
care of me, Zee.
1303
01:15:20,353 --> 01:15:22,022
- That's what friends
are for, Onyx.
1304
01:15:23,273 --> 01:15:25,358
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
1305
01:15:28,069 --> 01:15:29,863
Yeah, I know what friends are
1306
01:15:30,155 --> 01:15:33,658
and what their general
responsibilities consist of.
1307
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:36,286
(Mack cries)
1308
01:15:36,578 --> 01:15:39,039
(somber music)
1309
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:44,294
Zee, are you okay?
1310
01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:48,423
- No, I, um,
1311
01:15:52,385 --> 01:15:55,055
I feel stupid, Onyx.
1312
01:15:58,475 --> 01:16:00,351
Stupid for trusting Bartok.
1313
01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:04,064
Trusting anyone, really.
1314
01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:07,901
I should have known better.
1315
01:16:10,695 --> 01:16:11,571
And I'm,
1316
01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:17,118
I'm scared.
1317
01:16:19,829 --> 01:16:20,580
I'm really scared.
1318
01:16:21,706 --> 01:16:24,125
(solemn music)
1319
01:16:28,713 --> 01:16:31,257
- I used to get scared
whenever I'd go on sleepovers.
1320
01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:35,678
Even to my best friend
Billy Davis's house.
1321
01:16:38,139 --> 01:16:40,183
'Cause it all felt so
weird and unfamiliar.
1322
01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:46,564
That's when his mom,
Linda, taught me that song.
1323
01:16:49,109 --> 01:16:52,195
And just like Fievel, my
fears would be soothed
1324
01:16:52,487 --> 01:16:55,323
and I'd be asleep in no time.
1325
01:16:58,284 --> 01:17:03,123
'Cause she reminded me that
no matter how alone we feel,
1326
01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:09,546
no matter how far away
from home we might be,
1327
01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:14,926
we're still underneath the
same sky as the people we love.
1328
01:17:16,761 --> 01:17:19,430
Just remember,
you do have friends.
1329
01:17:21,474 --> 01:17:22,851
And you're never really alone.
1330
01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,729
Because we're all under
the same moon.
1331
01:17:30,108 --> 01:17:32,652
(Mack chuckles)
1332
01:17:37,115 --> 01:17:39,784
- That's all you saw
in the dream,
1333
01:17:40,076 --> 01:17:41,661
the chubby one playing the piano
1334
01:17:41,953 --> 01:17:44,581
and smashing mirrors
with a cane?
1335
01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:48,543
- Yes. What I saw is what
I told you.
1336
01:17:50,670 --> 01:17:51,963
- Hmm.
1337
01:17:52,255 --> 01:17:54,883
(ghoul wheezing)
1338
01:17:59,512 --> 01:18:00,430
Farrah?
1339
01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:03,600
- Yes, master?
1340
01:18:04,934 --> 01:18:09,772
- Why do you insist on
mocking my intelligence,
1341
01:18:11,107 --> 01:18:14,402
undermining my power,
deriding my virility?
1342
01:18:14,694 --> 01:18:16,654
- Master, I-
- Do you not think
1343
01:18:16,946 --> 01:18:18,114
he speaks to me?
1344
01:18:19,574 --> 01:18:24,370
Do you not think Lucifer
himself speaks directly to me?
1345
01:18:26,122 --> 01:18:26,956
To me!
1346
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:32,253
Or a succubus shrew who
sleeps in a shed?
1347
01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:39,385
Give it to me.
(Farrah moans)
1348
01:18:39,677 --> 01:18:41,638
Put it in my hand.
1349
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:43,306
Put it in my hand.
1350
01:18:49,145 --> 01:18:51,981
(Bartok grunts)
(the figurine shatters)
1351
01:18:52,273 --> 01:18:54,859
(dramatic music)
1352
01:18:59,113 --> 01:19:03,952
What's the point of having a
psychic demon bitch's power
1353
01:19:05,536 --> 01:19:09,540
at my disposal if all she
does is fucking lie to me?
1354
01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:13,461
- I didn't lie to you, master.
1355
01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:17,674
- Oh, no, you just chose
not to tell me
1356
01:19:17,966 --> 01:19:20,176
that you sensed something
when they first arrived.
1357
01:19:20,468 --> 01:19:21,928
You just chose not to tell me
1358
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:24,055
when they witnessed the
taking of a soul.
1359
01:19:24,347 --> 01:19:27,725
You just chose not to
tell me that they stole
1360
01:19:28,017 --> 01:19:32,855
the fucking prophecy right
from underneath our noses!
1361
01:19:33,731 --> 01:19:36,276
(ghouls wheezing)
1362
01:19:36,567 --> 01:19:40,196
Now, if you don't tell
me what you're sensing,
1363
01:19:40,488 --> 01:19:44,826
what you're seeing when
you see it, I swear to you-
1364
01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:46,786
(metal clangs)
(Farrah gasps)
1365
01:19:47,078 --> 01:19:51,916
I will take this fucking
life from you.
1366
01:19:53,251 --> 01:19:55,169
- You can't kill a demon
with the Knife of Dagon.
1367
01:19:55,461 --> 01:19:58,715
- You know what? I know that
I can't kill you with this.
1368
01:19:59,007 --> 01:20:03,386
But what I can do is
sever your fucking head
1369
01:20:03,678 --> 01:20:07,098
and put it in a display
case for all eternity,
1370
01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:09,767
shielded in unbreakable
Nazarene glass.
1371
01:20:10,059 --> 01:20:12,687
That I can do!
1372
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:17,150
- He is here.
1373
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:20,987
- Who?
1374
01:20:21,279 --> 01:20:22,572
- The Fortuitous One.
1375
01:20:22,864 --> 01:20:25,992
(dramatic music)
1376
01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:28,703
(bright music)
1377
01:20:35,376 --> 01:20:38,713
(bright music continues)
1378
01:20:40,965 --> 01:20:45,094
(Mr. Duke whispering
indistinctly)
1379
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:47,889
- Yes.
1380
01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:50,600
Yes, that's it.
1381
01:20:50,892 --> 01:20:52,643
That's it. I see it now.
1382
01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:53,770
I see it all now.
1383
01:20:56,105 --> 01:20:58,983
(laughs) Outstanding.
1384
01:20:59,275 --> 01:21:00,318
- It's the teacher, isn't it?
1385
01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:04,155
- Mm-mm. The patty slinger.
1386
01:21:04,447 --> 01:21:08,284
- Oh, fucking right.
1387
01:21:08,576 --> 01:21:09,827
(object clattering)
1388
01:21:10,119 --> 01:21:11,579
How dare you?
1389
01:21:11,871 --> 01:21:14,290
You still try to make a fool
out of me?
1390
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,335
- No, I swear, I saw him.
1391
01:21:18,544 --> 01:21:22,256
- You saw the man of destiny,
1392
01:21:23,716 --> 01:21:26,886
the demon killer, the
slayer of the bright realm?
1393
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,474
- Here within these walls.
1394
01:21:31,766 --> 01:21:34,060
(dramatic music)
1395
01:21:34,352 --> 01:21:36,771
(Bartok gasps)
1396
01:21:40,525 --> 01:21:41,484
One more lie,
1397
01:21:44,862 --> 01:21:45,696
and I swear.
1398
01:21:48,449 --> 01:21:50,827
- It was the teacher. You
were right, I was wrong.
1399
01:21:51,119 --> 01:21:53,121
I just wasn't seeing as
clearly as you.
1400
01:21:53,413 --> 01:21:56,332
(dramatic music)
(Farrah sighs)
1401
01:21:56,624 --> 01:21:57,417
- I knew it.
1402
01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:04,882
(Farrah growling)
1403
01:22:11,472 --> 01:22:16,352
I have no doubt our Father
looks down upon you in shame.
1404
01:22:19,397 --> 01:22:21,858
(ghoul grunts)
1405
01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:26,112
(dramatic music)
1406
01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:33,453
(knocking)
- Yes?
1407
01:22:33,744 --> 01:22:35,788
- [Bartok] Mr. Duke,
I wondered
1408
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,665
if you had a moment to spare.
1409
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,513
- Of course. I would
be honored.
1410
01:22:58,102 --> 01:22:59,061
- Wow.
1411
01:23:02,023 --> 01:23:06,652
You really are a man
of studies, aren't you?
1412
01:23:06,944 --> 01:23:10,239
- Well, what can I say?
Knowledge excites me.
1413
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,326
- I can see that.
1414
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:21,000
So tell me, what knowledge
1415
01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:25,838
have you discovered tonight?
1416
01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:32,428
- That you are not the
person you've said you are,
1417
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,972
and that your plans for us, hmm,
1418
01:23:36,349 --> 01:23:38,351
well, they aren't what
we were led to believe.
1419
01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:44,607
- (laughs) Well, that
is a matter
1420
01:23:44,899 --> 01:23:48,152
of perspective, isn't it?
1421
01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:53,282
After all, I am offering
you immortality.
1422
01:23:55,993 --> 01:24:00,831
- (chuckles) You only gain
Abaddon's power
1423
01:24:01,999 --> 01:24:04,377
by offering the demon
five souls.
1424
01:24:05,670 --> 01:24:07,255
We would live eternally,
1425
01:24:08,339 --> 01:24:09,715
as your prisoners,
1426
01:24:11,217 --> 01:24:13,678
locked within the talisman
until the end of time.
1427
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,265
Immortality.
1428
01:24:17,557 --> 01:24:22,395
No, undying pain and suffering
1429
01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:24,480
as we remain cognizant
1430
01:24:24,772 --> 01:24:27,400
of our never-ending state
of purgatorial stasis.
1431
01:24:27,692 --> 01:24:31,821
Now, that, that is more
like it, yes?
1432
01:24:33,364 --> 01:24:36,325
- Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe.
1433
01:24:36,617 --> 01:24:41,455
(dramatic music)
(Mr. Duke yells)
1434
01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:46,669
(ominous music)
1435
01:24:48,337 --> 01:24:52,216
(Mr. Duke yells)
(Mack gasps)
1436
01:24:52,508 --> 01:24:54,343
(Mr. Duke hums)
(door squeaks)
1437
01:24:54,635 --> 01:24:56,637
- Mr. Duke, are, are you
okay? What did you find?
1438
01:24:56,929 --> 01:24:58,598
- Oh, don't be silly.
Of course I'm fine.
1439
01:24:58,889 --> 01:25:01,517
And I found nothing.
Nothing but the truth.
1440
01:25:01,809 --> 01:25:04,687
That we should follow
Bartok's words to the letter
1441
01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:06,981
and join him for the
final ritual.
1442
01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:09,108
Right fucking now.
1443
01:25:11,277 --> 01:25:14,238
- Are you seeing regular
Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke?
1444
01:25:14,530 --> 01:25:16,157
- What? Regular.
1445
01:25:17,450 --> 01:25:20,202
- Huh. Because he's
definitely a ghoul now.
1446
01:25:20,494 --> 01:25:22,705
(Mr. Duke growls)
1447
01:25:22,997 --> 01:25:24,332
We should run!
1448
01:25:24,624 --> 01:25:26,959
(Mr. Duke growling)
1449
01:25:27,251 --> 01:25:28,502
- [Mack] Come on.
1450
01:25:28,794 --> 01:25:31,088
(Onyx shrieks)
(Mr. Duke growling)
1451
01:25:31,380 --> 01:25:34,091
- Keep your mouth closed. These
cobwebs are something fierce.
1452
01:25:34,383 --> 01:25:35,968
Oh, fuck. Are you getting
them or nah?
1453
01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:38,721
Just me? I'm fucking
choking on webs.
1454
01:25:39,013 --> 01:25:42,850
(door rattles and squeaks)
1455
01:25:43,142 --> 01:25:45,603
Why could I see the ghoul
and you couldn't. Huh?
1456
01:25:45,895 --> 01:25:47,521
Why could I see the
ghoul and you couldn't?
1457
01:25:47,813 --> 01:25:49,815
- Stand guard. I need to
study this.
1458
01:25:50,107 --> 01:25:52,443
(Onyx groans)
1459
01:25:55,071 --> 01:25:56,072
Okay, Mr. Duke.
1460
01:25:57,531 --> 01:25:58,240
The peridot necklaces.
1461
01:26:00,034 --> 01:26:04,497
These crystals. Farrah's been
using them to control us.
1462
01:26:05,831 --> 01:26:06,916
Influence our will.
1463
01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:13,673
- Well, what else does it say?
1464
01:26:13,964 --> 01:26:14,799
Did Mr. Duke have a plan?
1465
01:26:15,091 --> 01:26:17,593
Huh? What do we do?
1466
01:26:17,885 --> 01:26:20,680
- Yeah, he had a plan.
- What's the plan?
1467
01:26:20,971 --> 01:26:22,515
Do we reanimate one of these
dead bobcats
1468
01:26:22,807 --> 01:26:24,392
and ride it straight outta town?
1469
01:26:24,684 --> 01:26:26,352
Or do we race this old
dentist's chair downhill
1470
01:26:26,644 --> 01:26:28,187
until it picks up enough
speed to shoot us
1471
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:31,941
into space like "Radio Flyer"?
(whimpers)
1472
01:26:33,526 --> 01:26:36,320
Or do we light this place on
fire and perish in the flames?
1473
01:26:36,612 --> 01:26:38,280
Or build a makeshift
cannon out of paperclips
1474
01:26:38,572 --> 01:26:41,617
and old white out that
we find in Bartok's desk?
1475
01:26:41,909 --> 01:26:44,495
- No.
(dramatic music)
1476
01:26:48,082 --> 01:26:50,710
I stay here and you go.
1477
01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:55,256
- What? Go where?
1478
01:26:55,548 --> 01:26:56,632
Stay here? Why?
1479
01:26:58,217 --> 01:27:00,094
- Follow the map to get out
and head to the old cemetery.
1480
01:27:00,386 --> 01:27:01,262
Find the fallen angel.
1481
01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:02,555
Once the blood moon has risen,
1482
01:27:02,847 --> 01:27:04,473
that's where the final
ritual will take place.
1483
01:27:04,765 --> 01:27:07,309
- What? They're gonna kill
you, Zee.
1484
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:08,644
Suck out your soul like
some kind
1485
01:27:08,936 --> 01:27:11,105
of demonic Dyson set on
overdrive.
1486
01:27:11,397 --> 01:27:14,483
- Listen, everything you
need is in here.
1487
01:27:16,444 --> 01:27:17,486
- What's gonna happen?
1488
01:27:22,491 --> 01:27:24,994
(lips smack)
1489
01:27:25,286 --> 01:27:27,872
- You have everything you need.
1490
01:27:28,164 --> 01:27:30,082
- No! Zee, don't do this!
1491
01:27:30,374 --> 01:27:31,751
Don't do this! Don't leave me!
1492
01:27:32,042 --> 01:27:34,044
Don't leave me! I can't do
this alone!
1493
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:37,339
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm not the Fortuitous One.
1494
01:27:37,631 --> 01:27:39,592
I'm just a fat fucking
patty slinging chubby
1495
01:27:39,884 --> 01:27:42,720
fat fucking virgin.
(door slams)
1496
01:27:43,012 --> 01:27:43,679
Zee!
1497
01:27:45,431 --> 01:27:46,182
Zee!
1498
01:27:48,309 --> 01:27:51,020
(liquid dripping)
1499
01:27:59,278 --> 01:28:01,739
(ominous music)
1500
01:28:05,701 --> 01:28:07,328
(microphone squeals)
- Paging. Mr. Bartok.
1501
01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,705
Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in
your office
1502
01:28:09,997 --> 01:28:11,081
fucking up your shit.
1503
01:28:11,373 --> 01:28:12,583
What you gonna do about it?
1504
01:28:13,876 --> 01:28:18,547
(glass shattering)
(objects clattering)
1505
01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:22,301
(dramatic music)
1506
01:28:23,552 --> 01:28:25,513
(thunder crashes)
1507
01:28:25,805 --> 01:28:28,307
(ominous music)
1508
01:28:29,892 --> 01:28:31,644
Bartok, where are you?
1509
01:28:33,604 --> 01:28:35,231
Come and get me!
(glass shatters)
1510
01:28:35,523 --> 01:28:40,361
(Onyx panting)
(crickets chirping)
1511
01:28:41,070 --> 01:28:42,988
(eerie music)
1512
01:28:46,158 --> 01:28:49,537
(objects clattering)
1513
01:28:49,829 --> 01:28:52,623
(glass crunching)
1514
01:28:57,169 --> 01:28:59,588
(dramatic music)
1515
01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:06,470
(ethereal music)
1516
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:16,063
(ethereal music continues)
1517
01:29:20,693 --> 01:29:24,154
- [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Dear
Onyx, if you are reading this,
1518
01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,615
I know things must seem
pretty grim.
1519
01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:30,452
It looks as though you
are all alone
1520
01:29:30,744 --> 01:29:34,623
facing something insurmountable.
1521
01:29:34,915 --> 01:29:38,419
But I assure you, that
isn't the case.
1522
01:29:38,711 --> 01:29:43,549
We, your friends, are with you.
1523
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,969
The prophecy of the
Fortuitous One is clear.
1524
01:29:47,261 --> 01:29:50,264
If the souls are collected
underneath the blood moon,
1525
01:29:50,556 --> 01:29:53,601
a portal will open
leading directly
1526
01:29:53,893 --> 01:29:55,853
to Abaddon's lair in hell.
1527
01:29:57,396 --> 01:30:00,316
If the Fortuitous One throws
themselves into the pit,
1528
01:30:00,608 --> 01:30:03,652
they will not only be
reborn from beyond,
1529
01:30:03,944 --> 01:30:06,822
they will also have the
power to reanimate
1530
01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:10,326
the ones who have perished
by the Knife of Dagon.
1531
01:30:11,869 --> 01:30:15,414
All of this must be done under
the gaze of the blood moon,
1532
01:30:15,706 --> 01:30:18,959
lasting only 300 seconds.
1533
01:30:21,670 --> 01:30:23,714
That's five minutes.
- Got it.
1534
01:30:24,006 --> 01:30:24,924
(dramatic music)
(Mack grunts)
1535
01:30:25,215 --> 01:30:26,634
- Ade due Damballa.
1536
01:30:28,177 --> 01:30:31,096
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1537
01:30:31,388 --> 01:30:32,681
Ade due Damballa.
1538
01:30:34,266 --> 01:30:36,852
Give me the power, I beg of you!
1539
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:39,813
Ade due Damballa.
1540
01:30:42,524 --> 01:30:46,528
Give me the power-
♪ Somewhere ♪
1541
01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:49,365
♪ Out there ♪
1542
01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:54,203
(knife slams)
(Mack screams)
1543
01:30:54,495 --> 01:30:56,872
- [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Onyx,
I cannot say whether or not
1544
01:30:57,164 --> 01:30:59,458
you are the one the
prophecy speaks of.
1545
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:02,878
That could not be
determined by my studies.
1546
01:31:03,170 --> 01:31:06,256
You must search within yourself
1547
01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:09,009
and find what you know
in your heart to be true.
1548
01:31:10,344 --> 01:31:13,347
However, if you are not the
Fortuitous One
1549
01:31:13,639 --> 01:31:15,724
and you throw yourself
into the hell mouth,
1550
01:31:16,016 --> 01:31:19,269
you will burn alive as you
fall for miles and miles,
1551
01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,689
hurdling toward Abaddon's
pit deep beneath
1552
01:31:21,981 --> 01:31:23,816
the Earth's surface,
fully awake and aware
1553
01:31:24,108 --> 01:31:26,068
for the entirety of the fall.
1554
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,780
Then once arriving in his lair,
undoubtedly face centuries
1555
01:31:30,072 --> 01:31:31,949
of torture at the hands
of Abaddon
1556
01:31:32,241 --> 01:31:34,535
and his many demonic minions.
1557
01:31:34,827 --> 01:31:35,703
Good luck.
1558
01:31:37,830 --> 01:31:38,580
- Huh.
1559
01:31:40,958 --> 01:31:43,419
(dramatic music)
1560
01:31:46,213 --> 01:31:50,259
I have everything I need, huh?
(dramatic music)
1561
01:31:53,262 --> 01:31:57,933
(ghouls snarling)
(dramatic music)
1562
01:32:01,145 --> 01:32:02,354
- Patty slinger!
1563
01:32:05,315 --> 01:32:06,358
The time has come.
1564
01:32:08,277 --> 01:32:10,279
The blood moon blesses us
1565
01:32:11,697 --> 01:32:14,158
and Abaddon is waiting.
1566
01:32:16,577 --> 01:32:18,996
(ghoul wheezing)
- Zee.
1567
01:32:20,664 --> 01:32:23,292
(dramatic music)
1568
01:32:25,711 --> 01:32:29,882
- No. Kneel and accept
your fate.
1569
01:32:34,887 --> 01:32:36,722
Put your magic to some good use
1570
01:32:37,014 --> 01:32:39,183
and make this fool do as I say.
1571
01:32:42,436 --> 01:32:44,396
- Kneel in the name of Bartok.
1572
01:32:45,814 --> 01:32:48,692
(Onyx grunts)
1573
01:32:48,984 --> 01:32:51,195
- Now we can begin.
1574
01:32:52,613 --> 01:32:54,865
Father, hear me.
1575
01:32:55,157 --> 01:32:57,868
I have done as you have asked.
1576
01:32:59,036 --> 01:33:02,039
The talisman of souls is
nearly full.
1577
01:33:02,331 --> 01:33:06,418
You have commanded,
and I have obeyed.
1578
01:33:07,961 --> 01:33:12,549
With this final offering,
we make way for Abaddon.
1579
01:33:18,138 --> 01:33:21,433
It's sad. For you, I mean.
1580
01:33:21,725 --> 01:33:26,313
But they're not really
in there anymore.
1581
01:33:26,605 --> 01:33:28,315
They're in here.
1582
01:33:28,607 --> 01:33:31,193
(dramatic music)
1583
01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:38,075
Do you know how I know
1584
01:33:38,367 --> 01:33:41,829
you aren't the Fortuitous One,
Marcus?
1585
01:33:42,788 --> 01:33:46,750
Because you don't impress me.
1586
01:33:47,876 --> 01:33:52,798
(knife slams)
(Onyx groaning)
1587
01:33:53,924 --> 01:33:56,260
Farrah, the book.
1588
01:33:56,552 --> 01:33:59,138
(dramatic music)
1589
01:34:01,974 --> 01:34:03,058
Ade due Damballa.
1590
01:34:05,394 --> 01:34:08,147
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1591
01:34:08,438 --> 01:34:12,651
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte.
1592
01:34:12,943 --> 01:34:14,027
Ade due Damballa.
1593
01:34:16,238 --> 01:34:19,283
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1594
01:34:19,575 --> 01:34:22,244
Secoise entienne
mais pois de morte.
1595
01:34:24,788 --> 01:34:26,206
Ade due Damballa.
1596
01:34:28,667 --> 01:34:31,253
Give me the power, I beg of you!
1597
01:34:33,255 --> 01:34:35,841
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte!
1598
01:34:39,970 --> 01:34:41,930
Rise, Abaddon! Come to me!
1599
01:34:43,849 --> 01:34:44,892
Give me power!
1600
01:34:47,269 --> 01:34:49,897
(dramatic music)
1601
01:34:54,151 --> 01:34:55,194
- Hey, Bartok!
1602
01:34:56,570 --> 01:34:57,988
I just wanted to tell
you something real quick
1603
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:00,073
before all my soul goo is gone.
1604
01:35:01,575 --> 01:35:03,243
Hey, I just wanted to say
(indistinct whispering).
1605
01:35:07,539 --> 01:35:08,790
- What?
1606
01:35:09,082 --> 01:35:10,626
I was just trying to tell
you (whispers indistinctly).
1607
01:35:15,214 --> 01:35:18,175
- What are you saying,
patty slinger?
1608
01:35:19,718 --> 01:35:21,803
- Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's
crystals at all. (chuckles)
1609
01:35:22,095 --> 01:35:24,139
It's an ultra green
pumaman variant.
1610
01:35:24,431 --> 01:35:25,974
Surprised you didn't know that.
1611
01:35:26,266 --> 01:35:28,810
So I'm free to do
whatever the fuck I want.
1612
01:35:29,102 --> 01:35:29,937
(head thuds)
1613
01:35:30,229 --> 01:35:33,357
(Bartok and Onyx groan)
1614
01:35:34,816 --> 01:35:37,778
Oh. Oh!
1615
01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:41,073
How deep does that hole go?
1616
01:35:43,242 --> 01:35:44,993
Well, here goes nothing.
1617
01:35:46,411 --> 01:35:48,705
(Onyx yells)
1618
01:35:53,585 --> 01:35:55,587
- My life's work!
1619
01:35:55,879 --> 01:35:58,131
Gone, in a flash,
1620
01:35:58,423 --> 01:36:01,593
because you wouldn't
do as you were told.
1621
01:36:01,885 --> 01:36:03,679
You couldn't keep them in line.
1622
01:36:03,971 --> 01:36:05,013
You couldn't protect years
1623
01:36:07,099 --> 01:36:12,020
of my work for one fucking
weekend! (sobs)
1624
01:36:13,563 --> 01:36:17,109
I've spent my life
preparing for this one night.
1625
01:36:21,446 --> 01:36:23,824
(Bartok sobs)
1626
01:36:25,742 --> 01:36:27,411
- [Ghouls] Let him rise.
1627
01:36:29,579 --> 01:36:30,372
Let him rise.
1628
01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:34,209
Let him rise.
1629
01:36:36,545 --> 01:36:38,255
- What?
- Let him rise.
1630
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,550
- What?
- Let him rise.
1631
01:36:43,468 --> 01:36:47,514
- What are they saying?
Why are they saying that?
1632
01:36:47,806 --> 01:36:50,809
(flames crackling)
1633
01:36:57,566 --> 01:37:00,235
(triumphant music)
1634
01:37:09,828 --> 01:37:13,457
(triumphant music continues)
1635
01:37:19,296 --> 01:37:20,756
- I stand before you now
not as the man you once
1636
01:37:21,048 --> 01:37:22,841
knew me to be, but as a
man revivified,
1637
01:37:23,133 --> 01:37:24,843
no longer made of earthly
flesh and bone,
1638
01:37:25,135 --> 01:37:26,595
but rather built of
supernatural sinew
1639
01:37:26,887 --> 01:37:29,097
and metaphysical muscle, not
unlike the genetic builds
1640
01:37:29,389 --> 01:37:30,849
of angels and demons
that wage forever war
1641
01:37:31,141 --> 01:37:33,185
in opposing kingdoms,
battling over the fates
1642
01:37:33,477 --> 01:37:35,520
of monsters and mites
until both time and space
1643
01:37:35,812 --> 01:37:39,941
stretch to bleak nothingness
and the stars refuse to expand.
1644
01:37:40,233 --> 01:37:42,069
But for what is this
battle raging, you ask.
1645
01:37:42,361 --> 01:37:44,029
I dunno. What stands at
the center?
1646
01:37:44,321 --> 01:37:45,989
To that I say my soul is at
the center,
1647
01:37:46,281 --> 01:37:49,117
for I am Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm,
1648
01:37:49,409 --> 01:37:51,661
an altered warrior destined
to return my friends' souls
1649
01:37:51,953 --> 01:37:55,499
to their bodies and seal this
weeping hell portal thusly.
1650
01:37:55,791 --> 01:37:59,002
(majestic music)
1651
01:37:59,294 --> 01:38:03,298
I dunno. Being reborn is
pretty cool.
1652
01:38:03,590 --> 01:38:06,426
(dramatic music)
1653
01:38:06,718 --> 01:38:09,471
(Bartok groans)
1654
01:38:11,348 --> 01:38:13,141
Not much time left!
1655
01:38:13,433 --> 01:38:16,353
Quick, ghoul buddies,
single file.
1656
01:38:16,645 --> 01:38:19,439
(triumphant music)
1657
01:38:21,024 --> 01:38:24,194
- Farrah, please!
(shovel thuds)
1658
01:38:24,486 --> 01:38:26,154
- Our Father was wrong to
choose you.
1659
01:38:26,446 --> 01:38:29,116
His faith in foolish men
never ceases to amaze me.
1660
01:38:29,408 --> 01:38:33,578
- Is this how you repay me
after all I've done for you?
1661
01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:35,288
(ghouls gurgling)
1662
01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:36,748
- This is gonna feel weird
at first,
1663
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,209
but then it'll feel good 'cause
you'll get your souls back.
1664
01:38:39,501 --> 01:38:42,212
(laughs) When in doubt,
skewer it out.
1665
01:38:42,504 --> 01:38:47,342
(dramatic music)
(ghouls yelling)
1666
01:38:48,301 --> 01:38:49,261
- What are you going to do?
1667
01:38:49,553 --> 01:38:52,889
Kill me?
- No. Worse.
1668
01:38:53,181 --> 01:38:55,308
Klaatu barada nikto.
1669
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,395
(ghouls groaning)
1670
01:39:00,147 --> 01:39:04,985
(blood squelching)
(Bartok gurgles)
1671
01:39:06,153 --> 01:39:08,655
(ghouls moaning)
1672
01:39:09,948 --> 01:39:12,659
(ghoul yells)
1673
01:39:12,951 --> 01:39:13,910
I guess that's what you get
for trusting
1674
01:39:14,202 --> 01:39:16,037
a psychic demon bitch.
1675
01:39:16,329 --> 01:39:18,874
(dramatic music)
1676
01:39:23,879 --> 01:39:24,880
- [Onyx] Hmm.
1677
01:39:26,423 --> 01:39:28,675
- Now's the time, Onyx, what
I spoke about in your dreams.
1678
01:39:28,967 --> 01:39:30,051
- What?
- Your destiny,
1679
01:39:30,343 --> 01:39:32,637
the way forward for you, for us.
1680
01:39:33,889 --> 01:39:37,476
- Woah! You mean like a sexy
way forward?
1681
01:39:37,767 --> 01:39:39,561
- If the Fortuitous One
joins with a demon,
1682
01:39:39,853 --> 01:39:41,605
they can take Abaddon's
power and rule together
1683
01:39:41,897 --> 01:39:43,106
as kings and queens in hell.
1684
01:39:45,150 --> 01:39:47,736
- Uh, when you say join with
a demon, you mean to like
1685
01:39:48,028 --> 01:39:48,904
get married?
- Fuck.
1686
01:39:49,196 --> 01:39:50,447
- Oh, fuck. Okay, right,
got it.
1687
01:39:50,739 --> 01:39:53,492
So reign with you in hell
and leave my friends behind,
1688
01:39:53,783 --> 01:39:57,245
or stay here with them and
be without my demon bride.
1689
01:39:57,537 --> 01:39:59,247
- I knew it was you all along.
1690
01:39:59,539 --> 01:40:00,999
I know you could feel me too,
1691
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,709
guiding you, pulling
you through.
1692
01:40:03,001 --> 01:40:04,211
Stay with me, Onyx.
1693
01:40:04,503 --> 01:40:05,504
Together, hell can be what
we make of it.
1694
01:40:05,795 --> 01:40:08,381
Slave to no master, a
kingdom of our very own.
1695
01:40:09,508 --> 01:40:10,258
- But-
1696
01:40:11,343 --> 01:40:14,429
(ghouls moaning)
1697
01:40:14,721 --> 01:40:16,056
My friends.
1698
01:40:16,348 --> 01:40:17,265
- This is our last chance, Onyx.
1699
01:40:17,557 --> 01:40:19,768
Be with me now or leave me
and forever be my enemy.
1700
01:40:20,060 --> 01:40:22,729
(suspenseful music)
1701
01:40:23,021 --> 01:40:23,939
- I'm sorry, Farrah,
1702
01:40:25,357 --> 01:40:26,858
but I can't rule with you
in hell.
1703
01:40:28,193 --> 01:40:29,236
My place is here.
1704
01:40:30,820 --> 01:40:32,364
With my-(dramatic music)
1705
01:40:32,656 --> 01:40:35,033
- With what? A band of
losers, know nothings?
1706
01:40:35,325 --> 01:40:38,036
Is that what you want over
loyalty and exaltation?
1707
01:40:38,328 --> 01:40:39,412
Then take your rightful
place as the leader
1708
01:40:39,704 --> 01:40:41,998
of the forever forsaken
ugly fuck-ups.
1709
01:40:43,416 --> 01:40:44,125
- Farrah!
1710
01:40:45,335 --> 01:40:46,461
- Farewell, Onyx the Fortuitous.
1711
01:40:46,753 --> 01:40:48,463
Until we meet again
in your nightmares.
1712
01:40:49,464 --> 01:40:51,466
(Farrah growls)
1713
01:40:51,758 --> 01:40:54,302
(dramatic music)
1714
01:41:03,311 --> 01:41:06,356
- Ah, you're better off
without her, Fortuitous One.
1715
01:41:07,524 --> 01:41:11,152
- Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, shit.
1716
01:41:11,444 --> 01:41:15,657
(laughs) Y'all transformed.
That's fucking tight.
1717
01:41:15,949 --> 01:41:19,661
That is fu-, that's,
that's tight (laughs)
1718
01:41:19,953 --> 01:41:21,871
Yeah. And he's dead.
1719
01:41:24,207 --> 01:41:27,210
(liquid squelches)
- [All] Aw. Huh.
1720
01:41:27,502 --> 01:41:30,380
(knocking)
- (laughs) Hello?
1721
01:41:32,173 --> 01:41:34,134
Oh, come on. Oh, you're
so bad.
1722
01:41:35,343 --> 01:41:37,846
- Welcome to Briardale Manor.
1723
01:41:39,848 --> 01:41:41,141
- The fuck?
1724
01:41:41,433 --> 01:41:42,350
(kids laughing)
1725
01:41:42,642 --> 01:41:46,062
- (laughs) Ah, the children.
(laughs)
1726
01:41:49,399 --> 01:41:52,110
This is our room of focus
and meditation.
1727
01:41:52,402 --> 01:41:54,321
Currently our resident
witch is using it to hone
1728
01:41:54,613 --> 01:41:57,157
their newfound insights and
skills.
1729
01:41:59,117 --> 01:41:59,826
- Hey.
1730
01:42:02,370 --> 01:42:03,079
- Hi.
1731
01:42:05,248 --> 01:42:06,583
- This is the study.
1732
01:42:06,875 --> 01:42:10,170
Here, you'll find volumes upon
volumes of satanic writings.
1733
01:42:10,462 --> 01:42:11,796
If you've got a thirst for
knowledge,
1734
01:42:12,088 --> 01:42:15,008
it can be quenched within
these walls.
1735
01:42:17,510 --> 01:42:20,221
(Mr. Duke grunts)
1736
01:42:22,265 --> 01:42:24,559
But here is where we'll take
our lunch.
1737
01:42:24,851 --> 01:42:26,394
A place set for everyone.
1738
01:42:27,812 --> 01:42:31,399
Ah, I'm being summoned.
Excusez moi.
1739
01:42:31,691 --> 01:42:34,152
(bright music)
1740
01:42:36,529 --> 01:42:37,947
(Nancy chuckles)
1741
01:42:38,239 --> 01:42:40,659
(bright music)
1742
01:42:40,950 --> 01:42:42,410
I'd be honored.
1743
01:42:53,713 --> 01:42:55,507
- Oh, Mr. Duke.
1744
01:42:56,341 --> 01:42:58,426
- Wonderful. (laughs)
1745
01:43:04,516 --> 01:43:05,308
(all gasping)
1746
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:10,438
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1747
01:43:11,314 --> 01:43:13,400
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1748
01:43:13,692 --> 01:43:16,319
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1749
01:43:16,611 --> 01:43:18,029
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1750
01:43:18,321 --> 01:43:20,407
- He's your kid, not mine.
1751
01:43:20,699 --> 01:43:21,199
(all laughing)
1752
01:43:21,491 --> 01:43:23,118
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1753
01:43:24,953 --> 01:43:26,287
- I love dancing!
1754
01:43:26,579 --> 01:43:28,373
Dancing gets you loose!
1755
01:43:40,844 --> 01:43:44,347
- When? When do we get
our revenge?
1756
01:43:45,557 --> 01:43:48,351
- Soon. But we must
have patience.
1757
01:43:48,643 --> 01:43:50,437
We must wait until the
time is right.
1758
01:43:51,813 --> 01:43:55,817
And when it is, we make
his life a living hell.
1759
01:43:57,152 --> 01:43:59,487
Understand?
- Yes, master.
1760
01:43:59,779 --> 01:44:01,614
As you wish, master.
1761
01:44:04,576 --> 01:44:09,456
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1762
01:44:10,206 --> 01:44:12,500
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1763
01:44:12,792 --> 01:44:16,212
♪ I would to anything for love ♪
1764
01:44:16,504 --> 01:44:20,216
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1765
01:44:20,508 --> 01:44:22,218
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1766
01:44:32,812 --> 01:44:35,690
(music continues)
1767
01:44:49,829 --> 01:44:52,665
(music continues)
1768
01:45:08,056 --> 01:45:10,892
(music continues)
1769
01:45:17,774 --> 01:45:22,487
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1770
01:45:22,779 --> 01:45:25,615
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1771
01:45:25,907 --> 01:45:29,410
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1772
01:45:29,702 --> 01:45:33,248
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1773
01:45:33,540 --> 01:45:35,625
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1774
01:45:38,711 --> 01:45:41,381
(dramatic music)
1775
01:45:45,510 --> 01:45:47,929
(mellow music)
1776
01:45:57,730 --> 01:46:00,942
(mellow music continues)
1777
01:46:08,908 --> 01:46:10,243
- Maybe I'm not Mark who
works at Arby's.
1778
01:46:10,535 --> 01:46:13,204
Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm.
1779
01:46:13,496 --> 01:46:14,372
I dunno.
1780
01:46:14,664 --> 01:46:15,790
I do hope his eyes gaze upon me
1781
01:46:16,082 --> 01:46:18,293
and that my allegiance is
recognized, I dunno.
1782
01:46:18,585 --> 01:46:21,212
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.
1783
01:46:21,504 --> 01:46:24,340
No, I didn't wash my shirt
in between shifts, Masha.
1784
01:46:24,632 --> 01:46:25,758
So what if I smell like
roast beef?
1785
01:46:26,050 --> 01:46:27,886
This whole place smells like
roast beef.
1786
01:46:28,177 --> 01:46:29,554
As I stared into the
darkened void,
1787
01:46:29,846 --> 01:46:31,431
imagining the hordes of
devils soon to spring forth,
1788
01:46:31,723 --> 01:46:33,057
I couldn't help but ponder,
1789
01:46:34,225 --> 01:46:35,476
how deep does that hole go?
1790
01:46:37,979 --> 01:46:39,230
I was sitting on the
orange velvet couch
1791
01:46:39,522 --> 01:46:41,482
watching "Catteries Not
Included" when suddenly
1792
01:46:41,774 --> 01:46:43,735
an arousingly confident
Gadget Hackwrench appeared
1793
01:46:44,027 --> 01:46:45,320
and asked for my help in fixing
1794
01:46:45,612 --> 01:46:47,030
the ever-beleaguered
Screaming Eagle.
1795
01:46:47,322 --> 01:46:49,115
I don't know. I acquiesced.
1796
01:46:49,407 --> 01:46:51,618
And as I handed her the hog
ring pliers, her fuzzy digits
1797
01:46:51,910 --> 01:46:56,372
grazed mine, and in that
moment, truly, I was woke.
1798
01:46:57,916 --> 01:46:59,751
But with one last look of a
warrior's accord, we vaulted,
1799
01:47:00,043 --> 01:47:01,294
vaulted higher than
Meat Loaf's motorcycle
1800
01:47:01,586 --> 01:47:03,755
bursting through the devilish
graveyard's stony sod,
1801
01:47:04,047 --> 01:47:05,590
and just like the Loaf,
we soared.
1802
01:47:05,882 --> 01:47:08,217
And just like the Loaf, we sang.
1803
01:47:08,509 --> 01:47:09,636
♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪
1804
01:47:09,928 --> 01:47:13,514
♪ I'll be gone when the ♪
morning comes ♪
1805
01:47:13,806 --> 01:47:16,059
♪ When the night is over, ♪
like a bat outta hell ♪
1806
01:47:16,351 --> 01:47:19,812
♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪
1807
01:47:21,856 --> 01:47:24,317
(mellow music)
1808
01:47:34,077 --> 01:47:37,372
(mellow music continues)
1809
01:47:42,377 --> 01:47:44,879
(bright music)
1810
01:47:54,597 --> 01:47:57,892
(bright music continues)
1811
01:48:07,777 --> 01:48:10,363
(intense music)
1812
01:48:20,206 --> 01:48:23,584
(intense music continues)
1813
01:48:33,469 --> 01:48:36,848
(intense music continues)
1814
01:48:47,483 --> 01:48:50,111
(ethereal music)
1815
01:49:00,121 --> 01:49:03,541
(ethereal music continues)
1816
01:49:11,549 --> 01:49:14,969
(ethereal music continues)
1817
01:49:17,889 --> 01:49:20,516
(majestic music)
1818
01:49:30,443 --> 01:49:33,946
(majestic music continues)
1819
01:49:43,956 --> 01:49:47,418
(majestic music continues)
1820
01:49:56,886 --> 01:50:00,348
(majestic music continues)
1821
01:50:14,237 --> 01:50:16,322
(no audio)
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