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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:04,754 [♪♪] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,986 LET'S GO THIS WAY. 5 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,321 OH, NO! 6 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,531 NO, NO. 7 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,241 OH, PLEASE? 8 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:34,909 WE'RE CLOSED. 9 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,703 HEY, HEY, HEY,WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? 10 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,497 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES,LET THAT GIRL IN. 11 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,291 HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART. 12 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,377 OH, MY GOODNESS.OH, MY GOODNESS! 13 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,546 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 14 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,216 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 15 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,469 OH, MY GOODNESS. 16 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,095 -STAY.-OH, THERE YOU GO. 17 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,722 OH, YOU'RE WET, TOO.OH, DEAR. 18 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,140 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 19 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,141 YOU'RE WELCOME,SWEETHEART. 20 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,267 ARE DOGS EVENALLOWED IN HERE? 21 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,435 NO. 22 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,479 WELL, TECHNICALLY, NO,BUT SINCE IT'S AFTER HOURS... 23 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,856 AND, SO...YOU LOOK-- 24 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,775 LIKE SOMEONELOST A GROOM. 25 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,527 IT'S KIND OFTHE OTHER WAY AROUND. 26 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,528 DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 27 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,362 KITCHEN'S CLOSED. 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,781 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,BUT THE TABLES, 29 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,948 THEY ARE STILL OPEN. 30 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,910 OH, HONEY, YOU AREJUST A MESS. 31 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,621 I'M SO SORRY TO SAY IT,BUT YOU ARE A MESS. 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,832 I'LL BET THERE IS JUSTONE HECK OF A STORY 33 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,375 TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS. 34 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,335 THERE BETTER BE. 35 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,544 I DON'T RE-OPEN THISPLACE FOR ANYBODY. 36 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,545 OH... [SCOFFS] 37 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,255 DON'T YOU WORRYABOUT HIM. 38 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,341 HE IS ALL BARK, BUT NO BITE. 39 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,550 IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST. 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,676 YOU KNOW, I WAS WALKINGDOWN THE AISLE ONE MINUTE, 41 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:34,511 AND THE NEXT... 42 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,637 LOUIE, HEY, HEY, HEY. 43 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,513 WHAT? 44 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:37,680 BABE, COME,SIT, SIT, SIT. 45 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,933 I THINK THIS ISGONNA TAKE A WHILE. 46 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,603 OH, SWEETHEART. 47 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,772 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, KIDDO? 48 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,316 BAILEY. 49 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,317 BAILEY DALEY. 50 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,985 MUSICAL. 51 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,362 YEAH.AND THIS IS ADAM, AND EVE 52 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,197 AND SHIRLEY. 53 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,740 [LAUGHS]YOU'RE KIDDING. SHIRLEY? 54 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,950 SHIRLEY. 55 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,159 WELL, HELLO, SHIRLEY. 56 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,494 HELLO, SWEETHEART. 57 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,163 ALL RIGHT, BABY GIRL, 58 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,289 NOW, YOU STARTAT THE VERY BEGINNING. 59 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,501 AND DON'T LEAVE OUTONE SINGLE THING. 60 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,377 [LAUGHS] 61 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,129 OKAY. UH... 62 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,799 I GUESS IT ALL STARTED 63 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,676 THE FIRST DAY I MOVED INTOMY NEW HOUSE... 64 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:15,426 [♪♪] 65 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,178 I'D LOVED THE PLACE FOREVER, 66 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,680 IT WAS MY LITTLE DREAM HOUSE. 67 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,390 AND I SAVED UP MY MONEYFOR YEARS AND YEARS, 68 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,308 JUST VOWING THATIF IT EVER CAME ON THE MARKET, 69 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,226 I WOULD BUY IT, 70 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,687 AND, AT LONG LAST, I DID. 71 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,480 HONEY, I'MSO PROUD OF YOU. 72 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,023 YOU HUNG IN THERE,YOU STUCK IT OUT, 73 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,441 AND LOOK AT THIS,YOU MADE IT. 74 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,695 WELL, IT DIDN'T HURTTHAT YOU CO-SIGNED ON THE LOAN. 75 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,904 YOU KNOW WHO WOULD'VELOVED THIS PLACE? 76 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,239 -WHO?-HOWIE. 77 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:39,701 OH, HOWIE.BEAGLE EXTRAORDINAIRE. 78 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:40,827 YOU KNOW WHATI'M THINKING, SWEETIE. 79 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,287 MAYBE IT'S TIMEYOU GET A NEW DOG. 80 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,580 I MEAN, THIS IS THE LONGEST 81 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,290 YOU'VE EVER BEENWITHOUT ONE. 82 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,165 TOO SOON. 83 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,126 WHEN IT'S TIME,I'LL KNOW. 84 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,460 AM I BEING A BABY? 85 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,421 WHY, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANTTO SPEND YOUR FIRST NIGHT 86 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:56,050 ALL ALONE IN YOUR NEW HOUSE,WITH ONLY THE STRANGE NOISES? 87 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,302 MAYBE. 88 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,219 OH, BALES, 89 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,554 A "TOTAL BABY"DOESN'T BUY A HOUSE 90 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,347 ALL ON HER OWN, 91 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,725 TO LIVE IN AND TAKE CARE OFALL BY HERSELF. 92 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,685 SEE, THAT'S THE THING. 93 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:06,603 IT'S A GREAT HOUSE, 94 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,937 BUT I'M REALIZINGIT'S A HOME FOR TWO. 95 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:08,897 MEANING? 96 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,064 MEANING I HAVEA JOB THAT I LOVE-- 97 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,357 YES, YOUR STUDENTS ARECRAZY ABOUT YOU. 98 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,400 SO ARE YOURS. 99 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,152 NOBODY'S CRAZYABOUT THEIR FRENCH TEACHER, 100 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,279 EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE FRENCH. 101 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,322 [LAUGHS] 102 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,281 I HAVE A GREAT MOM, 103 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,199 I HAVE AN AWESOME BFF, 104 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,993 GREAT NEW HOUSE.... 105 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,077 THE ONLY THINGTHAT'S MISSING IS-- 106 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,162 A DOG, YES, 107 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,246 BUT LIKE YOU SAID, 108 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,289 YOU'LL KNOWWHEN YOU'RE READY. 109 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,415 A MAN! 110 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,833 I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAN. 111 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,710 OH, ONE OF THOSE. 112 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:31,628 YEAH. 113 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,712 DO YOU KNOW, 114 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:36,049 THAT BETWEEN WORK,HOWIE PASSING, 115 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,134 AND BUYING A HOUSE, 116 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,802 I HAVEN'T DATED ANYONESINCE RYAN? 117 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,221 THAT WAS AGES AGO. 118 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,222 I KNOW. 119 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,390 OKAY, YOU NEED TO GOAND GET BOY-CRAZY. 120 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,142 NO, I DON'T. 121 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:50,438 I NEED TO FIND MY GUY,MY PARTNER IN CRIME, YOU KNOW? 122 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:51,439 AW... 123 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,816 THERE'S THE BAILEY DALEYWE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. 124 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,028 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 125 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:58,988 THE NEXT BOOKWE'RE GOING TO READ 126 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,240 IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES, 127 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,660 EMILY BRONTE'S"WUTHERING HEIGHTS." 128 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:04,744 [CLASS GROANING] 129 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,163 NO, NO, NO, NO,IT'S A VERY GOOD BOOK. 130 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,706 BUT IT'S REALLY SAD, ISN'T IT? 131 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,500 IN A WAY, 132 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,459 BUT IT ALSO CONTAINS 133 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,628 ONE OF LITERATURE'SMOST PASSIONATE 134 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,838 AND THRILLING ROMANCES. 135 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,131 HOW THRILLING CAN IT BE? 136 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,843 IT TAKES PLACE, LIKE,A THOUSAND YEARS AGO! 137 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,136 MORE LIKE 200. 138 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,514 BUT IT'S NOT "WHEN"THAT MATTERS, 139 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:27,100 IT'S THE STORYTHAT'S TIMELESS, 140 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,267 AND WHAT MAKES ITSO THRILLING. 141 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:32,605 CATHY AND HEATHCLIFF HAVEA ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LOVE 142 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,774 AND IT'S WHAT WE ALL ASPIRE TO. 143 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,526 EXCEPT FOR THE PARTWHERE IT DESTROYS THEM 144 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,444 AND EVERYONE THEY KNOW. 145 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,322 OH, SOUNDS LIKEMY LAST THREE GIRLFRIENDS. 146 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:42,365 WELL, EVAN, 147 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,159 AS THE GREAT POETALFRED LORD TENNYSON ONCE WROTE, 148 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,619 "'TIS BETTERTO HAVE LOVED AND LOST 149 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,079 THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVEDAT ALL." 150 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,706 DO YOU REALLY BELIEVETHAT, MISS DALEY? 151 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:51,165 YES, I DO. 152 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,293 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 153 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,795 HOWIE. 154 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,006 ONLY THE BEST BEAGLE EVER. 155 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,799 [CHUCKLING] 156 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,175 SO... 157 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:04,220 EMILY BRONTE'S"WUTHERING HEIGHTS." 158 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,472 OKAY, LASAGNA COULDN'TALL OF A SUDDEN 159 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,058 HAVE LESS CALORIES THANBAKED CHICKEN, COULD IT? 160 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,226 YEAH, NOTON THIS PLANET. 161 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,561 EARTH? 162 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,603 YEAH, THAT ONE. 163 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:13,688 MM... 164 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,106 BUMMER. 165 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,816 [SIGHING] 166 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,444 THANK YOU. 167 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,697 YOU LADIES COME HERE OFTEN? 168 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:26,117 NOT OFTEN ENOUGH,APPARENTLY. 169 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,869 TRANSLATION--ARE YOU NEW HERE? 170 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,372 WADE INGRAM,SUBSTITUTE GYM TEACHER. 171 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,874 JUST FILLING INFOR TERRY JANSSEN 172 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,042 WHILE HE RECOVERSFROM BACK SURGERY. 173 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,209 AND YOU ARE...? 174 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,086 UH, BAILEY DALEY. 175 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,379 POETRY? 176 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,173 ENGLISH. 177 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,132 COMP AND LIT. 178 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,175 AND THIS IS AMBER. 179 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,801 FRENCH. 180 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,386 I TEACH FRENCH, 181 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,512 I'M NOT FRENCH. 182 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,889 [CHUCKLING] 183 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,390 I GOT IT. 184 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,350 CHICKEN? 185 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,602 UH... BRAVE, ACTUALLY,KIND OF. 186 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,854 I'M SOMEWHAT DARINGOCCASIONALLY. 187 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,899 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR MEAL,BUT, YOU KNOW. 188 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,233 I, TOO, LIKE TOROLL THE DICE 189 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,194 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 190 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:02,070 GOOD. 191 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,321 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 192 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,698 EXCUSE ME. 193 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,367 OH... 194 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,743 I'M SORRY, IT'S MY DAD, 195 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,370 IT'S KIND OF A FANTASYFOOTBALL LEAGUE CRISIS. 196 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,455 I SHOULD PROBABLYGET GOING, 197 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,082 BUT I HOPE TO SEE YOU TWOAROUND MORE OFTEN. 198 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,459 MAYBE GRAB A REAL MEAL SOMETIME. 199 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,628 OH. OKAY. 200 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,713 ALL RIGHT. 201 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,674 ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. 202 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,634 YEAH. 203 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:25,718 [CHUCKLING] 204 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,888 SO, WHAT EXACTLY DOES"SHARE A REAL MEAL" MEAN? 205 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,515 I THINK IT MEANSHE WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT, 206 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,474 DON'T YOU THINK? 207 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,851 YEAH, THEN WHY DIDN'T HEJUST ASK YOU OUT? 208 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,269 I DON'T KNOW, MOM,WE JUST MET. 209 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:38,189 I COULD ASK HIM OUTIF I WANTED TO, RIGHT? 210 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,775 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU WANTTO PLAY IT THAT WAY. 211 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,276 AND BY THE WAY,IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, 212 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,946 YOU ASKED DADDY OUTFOR THE FIRST TIME, DIDN'T YOU? 213 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,572 OH, YOUR SWEET FATHER, 214 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,116 SWEET, SHY FATHER, 215 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,659 GOD REST HIS SOUL. 216 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,244 YEAH, IF I DIDN'T MAKETHE FIRST MOVE, 217 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,537 WE NEVER WOULD'VEGOTTEN TOGETHER. 218 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,456 WELL, LUCKY FOR MEYOU DID. 219 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,625 BE THAT AS IT MAY, 220 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,378 THIS WADE FELLOW,FROM WHAT YOU TELL ME, 221 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,880 WILL DEFINITELY LET YOU KNOWIF HE IS INTERESTED. 222 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,924 NOW, CHECK OUT THIS TABLE. 223 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,802 DEFINITELYWORTH 75 CENTS. 224 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,719 WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT? 225 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,263 THIS IS A DIAMONDIN THE ROUGH. 226 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,098 I SEE THE "ROUGH" PART. 227 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,391 [SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION] 228 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,643 GRAB ONE END. 229 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,019 OKAY, GOING THIS WAY? 230 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,312 -YES.-OKAY. 231 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,440 [AMBER]:YOU'RE WORKING? 232 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,442 BUT IT'S SUNDAY FUN-DAY. 233 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,943 I KNOW IT'S SUNDAY FUN-DAY, 234 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,987 BUT IF I DON'T FINISHGRADING THESE PAPERS, 235 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,238 I'M JUST GOING TO GET BEHIND, 236 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,741 AND THEN I CAN'T HANG OUTNEXT WEEKEND. 237 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:31,534 NO! 238 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,078 BALES, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 239 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,204 I LEFT HALF THE TESTSAT SCHOOL. 240 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,581 I'M GOING TO CALL YOU BACK. 241 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,707 GOTTA GO. 242 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,919 HMM. 243 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,422 WHO'S GOING TO BE THEREON A SUNDAY? 244 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,677 [BARKING] 245 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,512 HI, BUDDY! HI! 246 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,347 OH, MY GOODNESS!OKAY. 247 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,682 HI, BUDDY! 248 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,560 OH, AREN'T YOUTHE SWEETEST BOY EVER? 249 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,645 AREN'T YOU? HI... 250 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,688 -OOH...-ADAM. 251 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,772 HI. 252 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,275 HE NEVER COULD MEETA PRETTY WOMAN HE COULD RESIST. 253 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:05,193 OH, OKAY. 254 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,944 THIS IS YOUR DOG? 255 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:07,987 YEAH, CAN'T YOU TELL 256 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,238 BY THE WAY THAT HE LIKES MEMORE THAN YOU? 257 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,908 OH, DON'T WORRY, I HAVETHIS EFFECT ON ANIMALS. 258 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,743 YOU KNOW, HUMANS NOT SO MUCH. 259 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,745 OH, I DOUBT THAT. 260 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,706 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGHERE ON A SUNDAY? 261 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,708 JUST RUNNINGSOME TRACK WITH ADAM. 262 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREON A SUNDAY? 263 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,629 I'M JUST GETTINGTHESE PAPERS THAT HE'S... 264 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,214 YEAH, THEY'REMY TEST PAPERS HERE. 265 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,507 -YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.-THAT'S OKAY. 266 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,927 COME ON, ADAM.COME ON. 267 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,553 LET'S NOT PEEON THE TEST PAPERS. 268 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,056 OKAY... OH, WOW. 269 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,474 [LAUGHING]HERE YOU GO. 270 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,142 THANK YOU. 271 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,062 WELL, I, UH... 272 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,940 I GUESS I'D BETTER RUN,AND YOU'D BETTER... 273 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:44,941 RUN. 274 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,276 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN MEFOR A RUN SOMETIME. 275 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,152 OKAY. 276 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,613 BEFORE OR AFTERTHE "REAL MEAL"? 277 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,572 BEFORE. 278 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,574 THAT WAY WE CAN WORK UPA REAL APPETITE. 279 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,076 WHEN? 280 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,619 UH, SOON? 281 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,912 LIKE, REAL SOON. 282 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,581 OKAY. 283 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:03,417 I WILL... 284 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,086 SEE YOU SOON. 285 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,672 OKAY. 286 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,925 ADAM, COME HERE! 287 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,009 [WHISTLING TO DOG] 288 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,511 BYE, ADAM. 289 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:14,762 YOU CAN'T GO HOME WITH HER. COMEHERE. 290 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:16,305 COME HERE. 291 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,890 ATTA BOY. 292 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,684 COME HERE. 293 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,271 I KNOW, IT'S GREAT. 294 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,438 BUT YOU DON'T EVEN JOG. 295 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,607 I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN THINKI'VE EVER SEEN YOU WALK FAST. 296 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,276 OKAY, I'M GOING TOBE FINE. 297 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,278 I WILL DO SOME STRETCHING, 298 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,946 I'LL GET HOPPED UPON COFFEE... 299 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:32,822 MM-HMM. 300 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,449 I'LL PRETEND I'M A DOG,AFTER A FRISBEE. 301 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,285 OH, THAT'S ATTRACTIVE. 302 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,577 YEAH. YOU KNOW. 303 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,622 DO YOU EVEN HAVEANYTHING TO WEAR? 304 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,749 AH-HAH. 305 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,960 PERFECT TIMETO GO SHOPPING. 306 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:46,961 CUTE. 307 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,054 FIRST THINGS FIRST. 308 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,097 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 309 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,349 COME ON. COME ON. 310 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,476 COME ON, COME ON.PICK IT UP. 311 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,104 [YELPS, LAUGHING] 312 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,737 [GASPS WEARILY] 313 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,779 [LAUGHING] 314 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,781 [GASPING FOR AIR] 315 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,493 -YOU OKAY?-YEAH. 316 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,328 YEAH? 317 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,287 I'M ALL RIGHT. 318 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,621 YEAH? NEED SOME SPACE. 319 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:23,623 [GROANING] 320 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,625 HAS ANYONE TOLD YOUHOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE 321 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,751 WHEN YOU'RE EXHAUSTED? 322 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,754 I MUST NEVER HAVE BEENMORE BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE. 323 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,514 SO, WHAT DOESBAILEY DALEY DO 324 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,599 WHEN SHE'S NOTENLIGHTENING 325 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,601 THE YOUNG MINDSOF OUR TIMES? 326 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,353 [CHUCKLES] 327 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,481 UM... WELL... 328 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,191 SHE LIKES TO COOK ITALIAN, 329 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:54,195 AND READ BOOKS,AND WATCH SAPPY MOVIES, 330 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,280 AND HANG OUTWITH HER FRIEND, AMBER. 331 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,657 THE ONE WHO'S NOT FROM FRANCE. 332 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,699 MM-HMM. 333 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,326 AND GO TO GARAGE SALESWITH HER MOM, 334 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,202 WHO'S REALLY COOL. 335 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,578 SERIOUS? GARAGE SALES? 336 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,663 MM-HMM. 337 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,039 MAN, I LOVE GARAGE SALES. 338 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,707 I JUST PICKED UPTHIS ISIAH THOMAS B-BALL. 339 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,958 I GOT IT FOR EIGHT BUCKS. 340 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,212 I WENT ONLINE, FOUNDTHE SAME THING FOR 150. 341 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,505 CAN YOU PUT IT UP FOR SAVINGS? 342 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,673 [LAUGHS] 343 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,883 YOU REALLY NEED TO MEETMY MOTHER. 344 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,259 I'D LOVE TO. 345 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,345 WHEN? 346 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,182 SOON. 347 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,059 DEAL. 348 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,352 HERE IT IS. 349 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,605 SO, THE LATESTAND GREATEST? 350 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,815 MM-HMM. 351 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:34,276 WOW...THIS ONE'S A BEAUTY. 352 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,570 I MEAN, LOOK ATTHE DETAIL ON THESE LEGS. 353 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,571 I KNOW, RIGHT? 354 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,198 SHE'S A REAL DIAMONDIN THE ROUGH. 355 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,952 GUESS HOW MUCHSHE PAID FOR IT. 356 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:43,953 25? 357 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,538 12. 358 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,580 -WHAT?-YEAH. 359 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,790 -SWEET!-I KNOW. 360 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,916 SHE'S GOT THE EYE. 361 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,418 HEY, LISTEN, 362 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,627 IF YOU EVER NEEDTHIS THING REFINISHED, 363 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,170 I'M PRETTY GOODWITH A SANDER. 364 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,213 OKAY, GOOD TO KNOW. 365 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,798 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO? 366 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,383 I KNOW, LOOK, YOU GOTTHIS WOMAN RUNNING. 367 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,135 THAT IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENTIN ITSELF. 368 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,095 WELL, SHE HELD UPLIKE A CHAMP. 369 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:01,929 THEN, 370 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,930 SHE CHOWED DOWNLIKE A PRO. 371 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:03,973 AH. 372 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,891 THAT'S MY KINDA GAL. 373 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,519 [CHUCKLES] 374 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,188 OH, LOOK AT YOU! 375 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,983 OH, ADAM, YOU ARESUCH A GOOD KISSER! 376 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,110 TAUGHT HIMEVERYTHING I KNOW. 377 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,945 I BET YOU DID. 378 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,196 [CHUCKLING] 379 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,450 MORNING, LADIES. 380 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,660 AREN'T YOU THE PICTUREOF PERFECTION THIS MORNING. 381 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,120 HEY, DID YOU DOSOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR? 382 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,329 YEAH, WASHED IT. 383 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,665 YEAH, SHAMPOO, IT'SAN AMAZING INVENTION. 384 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,791 SHAMPOO, THAT'S FUNNY. 385 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,834 MM-HMM. 386 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,960 SHE'S FUNNY. 387 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,545 HEY, LISTEN, I'M DOING THIS5K CHARITY RUN THIS WEEKEND. 388 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,297 I WAS WONDERINGIF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME. 389 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,298 SURE, SIGN ME UP. 390 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,299 YEAH? 391 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,133 YEAH. 392 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,759 HAVE I TOLD YOUYOU'RE THE BEST? 393 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,636 MAYBE. THANK YOU. 394 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,804 BYE. 395 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,764 BYE. 396 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,141 BE STILLMY BEATING HEART. 397 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,434 HE'S KINDA FLIRTY,ISN'T HE? 398 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,435 NO, HE'S JUST NICE. 399 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,978 HE COMPLIMENTS.HE'S SWEET. 400 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,938 HMM, ARE YOU SUREABOUT THIS 5K RACE? 401 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,982 YOU KNOW THAT'S LIKEFOUR MORE KS THAN ONE. 402 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:55,983 IT'S LIKE THREE MILES. 403 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,276 AND NOBODY ACTUALLYRACES AT THESE THINGS. 404 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,944 IT'S FOR CHARITY. 405 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:04,992 [♪♪] 406 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:14,919 ARE WE LOSING? 407 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:15,836 OH, YEAH. 408 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:16,837 BUT DON'T WORRY,IT'S JUST FOR FUN. 409 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,922 OKAY. 410 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,173 WHOA, HEY! 411 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,216 WHAT'S GOING ON? 412 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,509 WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? 413 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,593 IT'S JUST FOR FUN, 414 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,636 JUST FOR FUN... 415 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,012 WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,BUT IF WE COMPLETELY STOP, 416 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,182 THEN WE HAVE NO CHANCEOF WINNING AT ALL. 417 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,309 YEAH? 418 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,602 OKAY. 419 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,520 -GO?-HIT IT! 420 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,354 YEAH! 421 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,355 YOU GOT THIS. 422 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,023 OKAY. 423 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,108 [♪♪] 424 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,281 TALK ABOUTAN UPHILL BATTLE. 425 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,825 YEAH, IT'S JUST FORTHIS LITTLE STRETCH. 426 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,867 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 427 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,785 I'M DOING GREAT. 428 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:48,869 YEAH, YOU ARE. 429 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:52,331 [SIGHING] OKAY. 430 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,749 OH! 431 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,501 [WINCING] 432 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,044 WADE! 433 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,045 YEAH? 434 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,171 WADE! 435 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,214 WHAT? 436 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,383 I HOPE I DIDN'TRUIN THE RACE FOR YOU. 437 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,844 OH, NO. NO, I MEAN,NO WORRIES, 438 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,970 AS LONG AS YOU'RE OKAY. 439 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,055 ARE YOU?ARE YOU OKAY? 440 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,140 I THINK SO. 441 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,059 OKAY, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 442 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,227 DO YOU WANT TO TRY STANDING? 443 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,603 OKAY. 444 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,192 GOOD. 445 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,235 YAY! 446 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,653 [LAUGHING] 447 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,904 YOU SHOULD BE FINE, 448 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,072 JUST GO EASY ON ITFOR A WHILE. 449 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,282 OKAY. 450 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,199 RIGHT ON. 451 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,367 SO, YOU WANNA FINISH THE RACE? 452 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,370 I'M JUST KIDDING. 453 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,788 BUT, SERIOUSLY,YOU MIND IF I FINISH IT? 454 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,914 OH. 455 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,916 OKAY. 456 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,543 UM... 457 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,128 YEAH, I'LL BE... HERE. 458 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,254 MEET ME BACK HERE? 459 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,922 YEAH. 460 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,090 YEAH, UM... 461 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,091 I'LL BE HERE. 462 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,050 YOU'RE THE BEST. 463 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,010 THANKS. 464 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:46,969 AND YOU... 465 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,513 YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER. 466 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:54,059 THANKS, UM, BUT, UH,I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 467 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,104 YEAH, YOU WERE. 468 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,899 [GIGGLES] 469 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,109 UM... 470 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,171 YOU SUREYOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 471 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,131 YEAH, I'M TOTALLY FINE. 472 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,467 I'M JUST SORRY I COULDN'TRUN THAT LAST "K." 473 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,928 YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT,YOU KNOW THAT? 474 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:30,888 SO, LISTEN, 475 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,264 I'VE KIND OF GOTA HUGE FAVOR TO ASK YOU. 476 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,474 I'VE GOT TO GO AWAYTHIS WEEKEND 477 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,642 FOR THISBACHELOR PARTY THING-- 478 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,226 WAIT, THIS WEEKEND? 479 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,353 YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? 480 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,812 WE PLANNED TO DRIVETO THE BEACH. 481 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,148 I TOTALLY SPACEDON THE VEGAS THING. 482 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,107 ANYHOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 483 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,609 MAYBE YOU COULDWATCH ADAM FOR ME? 484 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,320 HMM? 485 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,072 YOU KNOW ADAM'SAS CRAZY ABOUT YOU 486 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,407 AS I AM, RIGHT? 487 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,330 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY "NO"ONCE IN A WHILE. 488 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,790 IT MAKES THE "YES"'SALL THAT MUCH SWEETER. 489 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,916 SAY "NO" TO WHAT? 490 00:15:58,999 --> 00:15:59,833 I JUST, I THINK 491 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,001 YOU DON'T NEEDTO TRY SO HARD. 492 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,002 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, 493 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,545 IT DIDN'T STOP WADEFROM LEAVING YOU BEHIND, 494 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047 WITH A BUM ANKLE,AND A DOG. 495 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,298 [GASPING IN DELIGHT] 496 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,091 WHAT? 497 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,258 DOG ADOPTIONS! 498 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,176 NO. PUPPIES? 499 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,177 PUPPIES! 500 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,887 ADAM, WE'RE GOING TOGO LOOK AT PUPPIES. 501 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:12,971 LET'S GOSEE THE PUPPIES! 502 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,764 THIS WAY, COME ON. 503 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,391 LET'S GO.GO, GO. COME ON. 504 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,187 LET'S GO SEEWHAT THEY'VE GOT. 505 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,939 [GASPING IN DELIGHT] 506 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,024 OH, MY GOODNESS. 507 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,567 OH, MY GOODNESS,LOOK AT THIS. 508 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,862 LOOK AT THIS.HELLO. 509 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,948 HI! 510 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,366 OH, MY GOODNESS. 511 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,534 HI! 512 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,743 [SQUEALING IN DELIGHT] 513 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,911 HELLO!AREN'T YOU PRETTY? 514 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:36,954 OH, LOOK ATTHEIR LITTLE FACES. 515 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,039 I KNOW,LOOK AT THEM ALL. 516 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,791 I WANT EVERYSINGLE ONE OF THEM. 517 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,376 I WANT TO TAKE YOUALL HOME WITH ME. 518 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,293 SORRY, 519 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,253 IT'S ONE DOGPER PARENT. 520 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,421 OH, I'M JUST FANTASIZING. 521 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,047 BY THE WAY, I'M COLE. 522 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,257 WELCOME TOMY HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT. 523 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,009 I'M BAILEY. 524 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,720 AREN'T YOUA HANDSOME DEVIL? 525 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,721 OH, YEAH. 526 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,097 WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME? 527 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,598 OH, UH, THIS IS ADAM. 528 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,851 HE'S ACTUALLYMY BOYFRIEND'S DOG. 529 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,644 IS ADAM IN THE MARKETFOR A BROTHER OR SISTER? 530 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,437 YES. 531 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,855 YOU KNOW... 532 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,232 YEAH, MAYBE, NOT RIGHT NOW. 533 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,068 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE--ADAM'S READY-- 534 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:08,902 COME ON BACK. 535 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,362 DOG ADOPTIONSARE EVERY SATURDAY. 536 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,572 OKAY. 537 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,614 I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP IT. 538 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,824 THANKS FOR COMING IN. 539 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,159 YOU BET.NICE TO MEET YOU. 540 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,326 YOU TOO. 541 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,496 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 542 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,541 OKAY... 543 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,792 [CHUCKLING] 544 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,752 [SIGHING] 545 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,878 OH, YOU'LL BE BACK. 546 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,088 MOM, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 547 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,089 WHAT? 548 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,716 I'M TALKING ABOUTTO ADOPT A DOG 549 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,092 WHEN THE TIMEIS RIGHT. 550 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,802 YUP, I WILL BE BACKTO ADOPT A DOG 551 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:34,928 WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. 552 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,472 [CHUCKLING] 553 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,140 [CLEARS THROATAND SIGHS] 554 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,731 OH, YOU WANT SOME? 555 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,982 [CHUCKLING] 556 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,902 YOU MISS YOUR DAD, HUH? 557 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,904 WELL, I CAN'T SAYI BLAME YOU. 558 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,158 I JUST HOPE HE MISSES US. 559 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,452 MM-HMM. 560 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,662 YOU KNOW, I HAVEAN OBSERVATION TO MAKE 561 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,039 ABOUT YOUR DAD. 562 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,668 ON THE ONE HAND,HE'S SWEET, AND HE'S FUN, 563 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,878 AND HE'S ADORABLE. 564 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,631 ON THE OTHER, 565 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,216 EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKEHE'S PAYING ATTENTION, 566 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,342 HE'S NOT. 567 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,428 IT'S LIKE HE'S WAITINGFOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SHOW UP. 568 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,557 I KNOW. 569 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,975 AS LONG AS THERE'SFOOD IN YOUR BOWL, 570 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,228 WHO CARES, HUH? 571 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,065 THANK YOU. 572 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,361 MORNING, BEAUTIFUL. 573 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,738 YOU'RE BACK, I SEE. 574 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,826 SORRY I DIDN'TRETURN YOUR, UH-- 575 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,619 WELL, ADAM'S TEXT. 576 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,913 UH, "TEXTS." PLURAL. 577 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,623 YEAH, LISTEN, IT WASAN INSANE WEEKEND. 578 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,749 I MEAN, TOTALLY CRAZY. 579 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,209 OKAY? 580 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,711 YOU'RE REALLY COOKINGIN THOSE HEELS. 581 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,551 LOOK, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 582 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,596 HOW'S MY BOY? 583 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,433 HE'S GOOD.WE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND. 584 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,602 AND... 585 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,151 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 586 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,155 I SO WANT TO KISS YOURIGHT NOW. 587 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,949 BUT WE'RE AT SCHOOL. 588 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,910 SAVE IT FOR SATURDAY. 589 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,454 THE PARTYI TOLD YOU ABOUT? 590 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,497 -RIGHT.-OKAY. 591 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,498 YEAH. 592 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,084 NO, GOOD THINGS COMETO THOSE WHO WAIT, RIGHT? 593 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,920 MM-HMM. 594 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,129 JUST... 595 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,797 [CHUCKLES] 596 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:26,808 [BUSTLE OF BIG CROWD] 597 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,268 [LAUGHING] 598 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,938 OH, THIS IS A GREAT SONG.COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO DANCE. 599 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:31,772 OH, I THINK MAYBE NOT. 600 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,773 MY ANKLE IS STILLA LITTLE WEIRD. 601 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,608 BABE, IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS. 602 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,693 YOU KNOW,OLD SPORTS INJURIES. 603 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,695 YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW,BUT YOU'VE GOTTA BARREL PAST IT. 604 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,280 YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH THOUGH,YOU'VE GOT TO BE A WINNER. 605 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,699 I'M A WINNER.OKAY, LET'S DANCE! 606 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,784 COME ON! 607 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,160 [LAUGHING] 608 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,122 COME ON. 609 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,332 SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE. 610 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,667 [LAUGHING] 611 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,961 OKAY, HERE WE GO.ALRIGHT. 612 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:54,836 [LAUGHING] 613 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,921 I'M GOING TOTRY AND SPIN YOU. 614 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,047 OKAY. 615 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,131 OH! 616 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,132 WHOA. 617 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,467 [WINCING] 618 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,468 YOU OKAY? 619 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,469 OH, NOT REALLY. 620 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,553 WHAT HAPPENED? 621 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,972 I GUESS IT'S JUSTSTILL WEAK. 622 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,223 CAN YOU-- ?YEAH, THANK YOU. 623 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,849 YEAH, I'M SORRY. 624 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,059 [WINCING] 625 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,102 OH, MY-- 626 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,853 THERE WE GO. 627 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,357 ANYTHING I CAN DO? 628 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,316 UH... 629 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,276 OR SAY? 630 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,987 YEAH. YEAH, SEE IFTHEY HAVE ANY ICE MAYBE? 631 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:20,904 YEAH. YEAH... 632 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,989 OKAY. 633 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,990 STAY RIGHT HERE. 634 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,324 [CHUCKLES] 635 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,994 OKAY, I'LL BE HERE. 636 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,453 OKAY, I'LL BERIGHT BACK. 637 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,123 OKAY. 638 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,916 [SIGHS] 639 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,045 HI. 640 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,880 [GIGGLING] HI. 641 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,840 HOW YOU DOING? 642 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,216 I'M WELL.HOW ARE YOU? 643 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,176 I WAS LOOKINGFOR SOME ICE. 644 00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:47,347 [CHATTING] 645 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,724 SO, SEATTLE, HUH? 646 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,100 I HEARD IT'S PRETTY RAD THERE,ACTUALLY. 647 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,478 I KNOW,IT'S FREEZING, 648 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,355 BUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPENED UPA NEW DANCE STUDIO, 649 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,941 SO I FIGURED, I WANT TOHELP HER OUT, YOU KNOW? 650 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,986 BESIDES, I HAVEN'T REALLYMET ANYONE SPECIAL 651 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,487 TO KEEP MEAROUND HERE-- 652 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,613 WADE... 653 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,699 BALES, HEY. 654 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,992 AND SUSIE. 655 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,452 UH, BAILEY, SUSIE.SUSIE, BAILEY. 656 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,662 SERIOUSLY? 657 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,205 I'M WAITING FOR YOUAND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 658 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,416 YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH"RUNNER-UP" OVER HERE? 659 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,211 UH, I SHOULD GO. 660 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,297 YEAH, SORRY,YOU SHOULD GO. 661 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:22,632 WE WERE JUST TALKING. 662 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,093 YOU'RE SO OVERREACTING ON THIS. 663 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,887 I'M NOT OVERREACTING. 664 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,680 YOU FLIRT WITH EVERYONE. 665 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,724 YOU THINK I DIDN'TNOTICE THAT, BUT I DID. 666 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,683 AMBER. 667 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,310 AND THAT NURSE AT THE 5K,YOU MADE HER DAY. 668 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,729 OKAY, SO I'M A FRIENDLY GUY. 669 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,439 YOUR DOG IS "FRIENDLY." 670 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,732 YOU ARE A PLAYER. 671 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,984 AND I DON'T WANT TOPLAY ANYMORE. 672 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,572 CAN I GET BY HERE, PLEASE? 673 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,495 [WINCING] 674 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,219 BAILEY, HEY. 675 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,595 HI. 676 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,888 I SAW WHATHAPPENED THERE. 677 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,972 I GOT SOME FROZEN PEAS. 678 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,016 OH. PET STORE GUY. 679 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,309 -YEAH.-HI. 680 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,811 -HEY.-THANK YOU. OKAY. 681 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:16,686 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 682 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,730 [WINCING] 683 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,524 AND THE THING IS, 684 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,359 IT WAS JUST NICETO BE DATING AGAIN, YOU KNOW, 685 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,360 AND, I CAN'T LIE, 686 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,362 HE WAS EASYON THE EYES. 687 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,072 AND I LOVEHIS DOG, ADAM. 688 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,074 HIS DOG IS SO GREAT. 689 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,326 HE'S SUCH A SWEET GUY. 690 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,744 OKAY, THIS IS BORING. 691 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,371 NO, NOT AT ALL. 692 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,288 [LAUGHING] OKAY. 693 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,623 YOU KNOW WHATI LOVE ABOUT DOGS? 694 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,667 NOT JUST THAT THEY DON'TTALK BACK, THERE'S THAT, 695 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,460 BUT THAT THEY'RE SO ACCEPTING. 696 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,254 THEY'RE SO CAPABLEOF THAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE 697 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,047 THAT'S KIND OFA SUPERHUMAN TRAIT, 698 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,048 YOU KNOW? 699 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,174 MY MOM SAYS, 700 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,260 "IF YOU CAN FIND A MANWHO CAN LOVE YOU LIKE A DOG, 701 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,636 YOU WILL HAVE FOUNDTRUE LOVE," 702 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:52,764 WHICH IS... MAYBE WHYSHE HASN'T FOUND ANYONE 703 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:56,476 IN THE 10 YEARSSINCE MY DAD HAS DIED. 704 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,979 ALL RIGHT, I'M SHUTTING UP.THANK YOU. 705 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,983 I REALLY FEEL MUCH BETTER,SO THANKS. 706 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,442 HEY, NO PROBLEM. 707 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,655 YOU EVER SEE THATWADE CHARACTER AGAIN? 708 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,073 [GROANS] 709 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:13,827 AT SCHOOL A FEW TIMES,BUT I PRETTY MUCH IGNORED HIM. 710 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,537 I TRIED IGNORING LOUIE FOREVER, 711 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,497 BUT I STILL COULDN'TGET RID OF HIM. 712 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:18,498 OH, SO YOU TWO...? 713 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,666 MM-HMM,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 714 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,168 31 YEARS, 715 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,836 ROCKIN' AND SOCKIN'. 716 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,172 YEAH, LIFE'S FULL OFCRAZY SURPRISES. 717 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,340 YEAH, WELL, THE OPERATIVE WORDTHERE IS "CRAZY." 718 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,177 YOU NEED TO FINISH YOUR STORY. 719 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,261 OKAY, SO ABOUTA MONTH OR SO LATER, 720 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,054 I GET A CALL FROM WADE. 721 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,849 YEAH, SO, YOU KNOW,TERRY JANSSEN'S COMING BACK, 722 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,893 MY GIG IS UP,AND I'M THINKING, 723 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,478 "HEY, YOU KNOW,MAYBE IT'S A SIGN, 724 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,313 "MAYBE IT'S TIMETO SHAKE THINGS UP. 725 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,939 MOVE SOMEWHERE NEW,START OVER." 726 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,983 WHAT'S HER NAME? 727 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,027 SUSIE. 728 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,904 WAIT, "RUNNER-UP"FROM THE PARTY? 729 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,822 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S HER. 730 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,866 "KILL ME NOW," SHE SAID. 731 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,284 OH, SUSIE'S ACTUALLYA REALLY NICE GIRL, 732 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,703 AND SHE THOUGHTTHAT YOU WERE VERY PRETTY. 733 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,039 REMIND ME TO SEND HERA THANK YOU NOTE. 734 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,373 ANYWAY, SHE'S MOVINGTO SEATTLE, 735 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,708 AND I'M GOING WITH HER,SO I FIGURE, "HEY, 736 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,043 THEY TEACH GYMEVERYWHERE, RIGHT?" 737 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,127 IS GYM REALLY SOMETHINGYOU TEACH, 738 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,837 OR IS IT MOREJUST A STATE OF MIND? 739 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,130 ANYWAY, SUSIE'S GETTINGAN APARTMENT, 740 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,465 THEY'RE NOT ALLOWEDTO HAVE PETS THERE, 741 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:09,633 AND I THOUGHT, YEAH, I DIDN'TWANT TO SHOW UP WITH ADAM, 742 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,760 YOU KNOW, AND IT BEALL AWKWARD, SO-- 743 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,220 SAY NO MORE. 744 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,430 I'M HAPPY TO ADOPT HIM. 745 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,723 YES. 746 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:17,641 ALL RIGHT, BUD. 747 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,892 THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME, 'KAY? 748 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,185 COME ON. 749 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,938 SEE? 750 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,231 GIVE ME HIS STUFF. 751 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:26,775 THANK YOU, BALES. 752 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,401 I KNEW YOU'D SAY YES. 753 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,528 YEAH, OF COURSE, YOU DID. 754 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,988 BYE. 755 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,242 AND THAT ISHOW I GOT ADAM, 756 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,244 THE FIRST OFTHE THREE LOVES OF MY LIFE. 757 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,496 BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAINHOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, 758 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,039 IN THAT DRESS, 759 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:41,998 ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS? 760 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,124 PLEASE, LOUIE, GEEZ, 761 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,126 WOULD YOU JUSTLET THE GIRL FINISH? 762 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,546 SORRY, BAILEY, YOU GO AHEAD. 763 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,797 [CLEARS THROAT] 764 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:49,798 WELL, AS GREAT AS ADAM WAS, 765 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,008 HE CLEARLY NEEDEDSOME DISCIPLINE. 766 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,093 MM. 767 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,386 ADAM, DOWN. 768 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:56,137 BUDDY. ADAM. 769 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,056 GET DOWN. 770 00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,182 SOMEBODY'S GOTA MIND OF HIS OWN. 771 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,141 YEAH, HE JUST HAS TO LEARN 772 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,434 HE CAN'T GO AFTEREVERYTHING HE SEES. 773 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,312 KIND OF LIKE HIS EX-DAD. 774 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,064 YEAH. 775 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,232 YEAH. 776 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,109 OH. 777 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,653 ACTUALLY,EXACTLY LIKE HIS EX-DAD. 778 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,570 [CHUCKLING] 779 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,114 ADAM! 780 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,992 [LAUGHING] OH, WOW. 781 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:19,869 HI. 782 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:20,704 THIS IS ADAM. 783 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,247 COME ON, BUDDY,COME HERE. 784 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,290 OH, WOW. 785 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,416 THANKS. 786 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,210 YOU KNOW, BALES,I'VE GOTTA SAY, 787 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,921 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHTWADE WAS FOR YOU. 788 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:30,922 YEAH. OKAY. 789 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,049 I KNOW, BUTI LEARNED FROM IT. 790 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,634 WHAT? 791 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,220 THAT FUN AND CUTEIS NOT ALL THERE IS. 792 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:38,305 THAT, YOU KNOW, 793 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,682 HONESTY AND LOYALTYCOME FIRST. 794 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,183 AND, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, 795 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,561 MAYBE A LITTLE MORE DEPTH, 796 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,895 A LITTLE MORE INTELLECT. 797 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:49,566 WELL, I WAS INVITEDTO AN ART OPENING NEXT WEEK. 798 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:50,859 TRAVIS IS COMING. 799 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:51,818 SHOULD BE CRAWLING 800 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,361 WITH THE DEEP AND THE BRAINY. 801 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,863 WE SHOULD GO. 802 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,156 OKAY, GOOD. 803 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,871 WHICH ONE'SYOUR FAVORITE HERE? 804 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,873 OH, UM, YEAH,I DON'T KNOW. 805 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:05,957 THEY'RE ALLPRETTY UNIQUE. 806 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,417 UM, WHAT'S YOURS? 807 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,086 WELL, SINCEI'M A STRICT DISCIPLE 808 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,005 OF BOTH ABSTRACTEXPRESSIONISM 809 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,716 AND FANTASTIC REALISM, 810 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:19,554 I PREFER THE INK WASHESAND MEZZOTINTS. 811 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,556 YOU? 812 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:24,059 WHO WANTSCHAMPAGNE? 813 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,602 I'M IN. 814 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:29,189 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE MEFOR JUST ONE MOMENT. 815 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,107 [CLEARS THROAT] 816 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,233 THANK YOU. 817 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,110 THAT WAS FAST. 818 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,528 HMM... 819 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,365 I WANT SOMEONE SMART,NOT INCOMPREHENSIBLE. 820 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,407 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 821 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,326 THAT'S FUNNY,BECAUSE, NORMALLY, IT'S MEN 822 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,869 WHO FIND THAT WOMENARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND. 823 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,663 MAYBE IF THEY JUSTPAID ATTENTION. 824 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,915 IS THAT A CRACK ABOUT USNOT GETTING MARRIED, 825 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,500 BECAUSE IF IT IS,I KEEP TELLING YOU, 826 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:51,544 IF IT'S NOT BROKEN,WHY BREAK IT? 827 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:52,379 HOW-HOW TO-- 828 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,588 SEE? 829 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:54,506 IT MAKES SENSE. 830 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,423 YEAH. 831 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,633 I HOPE THAT'SRHETORICAL, 832 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,676 AND ON BEHALF OF WOMENEVERYWHERE-- 833 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,309 LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? 834 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,771 UM... YES. 835 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,273 I LIKE YOUR SCARF? 836 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,442 [LAUGHS] THANKS. 837 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,902 BUT I MEANT THE ART. 838 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,446 I'M SO GLADYOU MEANT THE ART. 839 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:19,489 [LAUGHS] 840 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:23,201 UM, THE ART IS... 841 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,995 UH, WHAT'S THE WORDFOR IT? 842 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,080 PRETENTIOUS? 843 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,707 OH, THAT MIGHT WORK. 844 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,208 YEAH. 845 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,751 ARE YOU AN ARTIST? 846 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,462 YES, UH, BUT NOTTHIS KIND. 847 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,755 WORDS ARE MY CANVAS. 848 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,091 OH, A WRITER. MM-HMM. 849 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,384 PLAYWRIGHT, TO BE EXACT. 850 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:40,343 MM-HMM. 851 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,095 I'M JONATHAN.JONATHAN MITCHELL. 852 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,764 BAILEY.BAILEY DALEY. 853 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,267 HOW ALLITERATIVE. 854 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:52,272 UM... NO, THAT WOULD BE"BAILEY BALEY." 855 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,189 YES... 856 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,732 OR "DAILEY DALEY." 857 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,567 ...IDIOT. 858 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:56,443 NO, NO, I'M SO SORRY. 859 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,403 I'M AN ENGLISHTEACHER, SO... 860 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,487 AN ENGLISH TEACHER? 861 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,656 YEAH.[CLEARS THROAT] 862 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,199 LISTEN, UH... 863 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,535 I NEED TO GET BACKTO MY FRIENDS, BUT... 864 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,828 OKAY. 865 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:08,913 DO YOU LIKE JAZZ? 866 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,124 ARE YOU KIDDING? 867 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,125 I-I LOVE JAZZ. 868 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,502 I'M A JAZZ... NUT. 869 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,378 YEAH? 870 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,254 YEAH. 871 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,630 SUPERB. 872 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,466 DO YOU WANT TO CATCH THE SHOWON FRIDAY NIGHT 873 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,508 AT THE BAKERY? 874 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,968 I WOULD LOVE TO. 875 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,219 WHICH BAKERY? 876 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,847 Y-YOU KNOW, "THE" BAKERY-- 877 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,140 THE JAZZ BAKERY. 878 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:30,268 OH. YES, THE JAZZ...CLUB THAT I LOVE. 879 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,394 ON CRESCENT. 880 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,312 YES. 881 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,855 THE SHOW STARTS AT 9:00. 882 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,148 OKAY. 883 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,566 FRIDAY NIGHT, THEN. 884 00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:38,985 FRIDAY NIGHT, THEN. 885 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,655 [SQUEAKING IN EXCITEMENT] 886 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,324 YES. 887 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,327 SO, I ALSO NEED TO LEARNEVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT JAZZ 888 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,661 BETWEEN NOW AND FRIDAY. 889 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:49,579 YEAH. JAZZ. 890 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,455 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 891 00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:51,372 JAZZ NUT. 892 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,457 YOU HEARD THAT? 893 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,374 [LAUGHING] 894 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,501 WHAT WERE YOUTHINKING? 895 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,389 MILES DAVIS, STAN GETZ,DAVE BRUBECK? 896 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:11,601 WHEN DID YOU BECOMEA FAN OF JAZZ? 897 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,019 JUST NOW. 898 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:16,481 IT'S A LITTLE CRASH COURSEBEFORE MY DATE WITH JONATHAN. 899 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:17,607 I SEE. 900 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,318 WHAT WILL YOU PLAY THEM ON,YOUR IMAGINARY TURNTABLE? 901 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,947 OKAY, SO... 902 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,865 IT'S KIND OF JUST FOR SHOW. 903 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,617 I JUST, I WANT TOHAVE THEM. 904 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,036 IT'S VERY HIP AND INTELLIGENT. 905 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,079 WELL, IN CASEYOU FORGOT, 906 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,039 YOU'RE ALREADYA VERY INTELLIGENT WOMAN. 907 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,207 YES, MOM. 908 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,667 YOU TELL ME TO BEOPEN TO NEW THINGS? 909 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,293 I'M OPEN TO NEW THINGS. 910 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,378 JAZZ! 911 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,837 MM-HMM. 912 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:42,882 JOHN COLTRANE, 913 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,634 IF YOU REALLY WANTTO IMPRESS HIM. 914 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,386 OH, LISTEN TO YOU. 915 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,763 [CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]OH, I WISH YOU WOULD. 916 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,433 WOW. 917 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:55,645 WOW! THAT WAS SUBLIME. 918 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:57,397 YEAH. 919 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,107 YOU KNOW, I DON'TMEET MANY WOMEN 920 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,108 THAT ARE INTO JAZZ. 921 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:02,235 I DON'T MEET MANY MEN 922 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,196 WHO USETHE WORD "SUBLIME." 923 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,241 YOU WANT TO GOSOMEWHERE FOR A DRINK? 924 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,410 SURE. 925 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,078 OKAY. 926 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,162 AND... GO. 927 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,163 WHOA! 928 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,416 GOOD BOY.WELL DONE, MATE. 929 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,418 WOW, YOU TWOARE GETTING ALONG. 930 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,544 DON'T TAKE ITPERSONALLY, THOUGH, 931 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:20,503 HE LIKES EVERYONE. 932 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,089 ADAM SHOULD MEET EVE. 933 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,507 UH, METAPHORICALLYSPEAKING? 934 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:25,633 NO, EVE. 935 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,968 MY DOG. 936 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:29,387 YOU HAVE A DOG NAMED EVE? 937 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,763 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 938 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:31,973 WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? 939 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,349 WELL, CHEERS 940 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,767 TO ADAM AND EVE. 941 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:35,768 CHEERS. 942 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,603 [LAUGHS] 943 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,979 SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. 944 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:40,398 EVE CAN BEA BIT MOODY. 945 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,650 KIND OF GOESHER OWN WAY, YOU KNOW? 946 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:45,820 WELL, I ADORE ALL DOGS,SO I'M HAPPY TO MEET HER. 947 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,156 [CLEARS THROATAWKWARDLY] 948 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,241 MILES, BRUBECK, 949 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,619 COLTRANE. 950 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,203 CLASSIC. 951 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,204 [LAUGHS] 952 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,789 YEAH. I MEAN, RIGHT? 953 00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:58,791 IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER. 954 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,627 AND ON VINYL NO LESS. 955 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:01,669 VERY COOL. 956 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,129 WHERE'S YOUR TURNTABLE? 957 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,256 LET'S GIVE THEM A SPIN. 958 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,800 UM, MY, UH, TURNTABLE... 959 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,469 JUST COMPLETELY DIED LAST WEEK. 960 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:10,803 IT'S BEING FIXED. 961 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,013 AH, WELL, A SHAME. 962 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,056 ANOTHER TIME. 963 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:14,140 YEAH. 964 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,143 SALINGER, 965 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,312 BRONTE, DICKENS... 966 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,272 YES, AS YOU KNOW,I TEACH LITERATURE, SO... 967 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,231 VERY COOL. 968 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,441 [CHUCKLES] 969 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,985 BUT I KIND OF DIGTHE TOUGHER STUFF, 970 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,237 THOMAS PYNCHON,JAMES JOYCE, 971 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,365 MARCEL PROUST. 972 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,158 TALK ABOUT DEEP. 973 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,242 SO DEEP. 974 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,453 YOU'VE READ PROUST, RIGHT? 975 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330 WHAT AM I SAYING?[CHUCKLES] 976 00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,790 YOU TEACH LITERATURE. 977 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,208 OF COURSE, YOU HAVE. 978 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,001 I'M ACHING TO KNOWWHERE YOU STAND 979 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,003 ON "IN SEARCH OFLOST TIME." 980 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,798 IT'S SUCH A HUGE CONVERSATION. 981 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,343 WHY DON'T WE JUSTSAVE IT FOR NEXT TIME? 982 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,029 PROUST? 983 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,948 YOU'RE KIDDING. 984 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:12,990 IT'S AMAZING. 985 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,158 I CAN'T BELIEVEI'VE NEVER READ IT BEFORE. 986 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,535 HMM. 987 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,953 PAGE FIVE. 988 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,538 YOU'RE REALLYRIPPING THROUGH IT. 989 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,999 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANTLITERARY WORKS 990 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,375 OF THE 20th CENTURY, SO I'M... 991 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:27,630 SAID THE TALL, HOT PLAYWRIGHTWITH THE DREAMY ACCENT. 992 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,466 HE'S ALSOA REALLY GOOD KISSER. 993 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,634 HMM. 994 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,969 KEEP READING. 995 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,804 [CHUCKLING] 996 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:35,722 OH! 997 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,598 I WANT TO INVITE JONATHANOVER TO MOM'S 998 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,142 FOR SUNDAY DINNER. 999 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,686 YOU AND TRAVISWILL BE THERE, YES? 1000 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:43,563 DON'T YOU THINKYOU SHOULD GO THROUGH 1001 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,815 A FEW MORE CHAPTERS FIRST? 1002 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,276 AND I'M NOT TALKINGABOUT THE BOOK. 1003 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,235 IT'LL BE FUN. 1004 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,528 I JUST WANT HIMTO MEET YOU GUYS. 1005 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,821 OKAY. 1006 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,031 'KAY. 1007 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,493 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1008 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,578 YEAH. 1009 00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,746 I'M JUSTA LITTLE WORRIED 1010 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,706 ABOUT THE ENDINGOF MY NEW PLAY. 1011 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,083 DOES IT WORK? NOT WORK? 1012 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,668 I MEAN, THE RESTIS PRETTY GREAT, 1013 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,420 EVEN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 1014 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,504 [LAUGHS] 1015 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,923 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TOIF YOU'D LET ME READ IT. 1016 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,969 THANKS, BUT I'D RATHERYOU HEARD IT FRESH. 1017 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,514 YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIMEAT THE STAGED READING NEXT WEEK. 1018 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,766 IT'S A WRITER THING. 1019 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:22,059 OKAY, WELL,I'M SURE IT'S BRILLIANT, 1020 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:24,353 INCLUDING THE ENDING. 1021 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,772 WELL, HERE'S HOPING. 1022 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,106 [CHUCKLES] 1023 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,901 HEY, SPEAKINGOF BRILLIANT, 1024 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,195 ARE YOU READYTO RAP ABOUT PROUST? 1025 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,448 YOU KNOW, I AM RE-READING"IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME," 1026 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,909 AND... [SIGHS]IT'S INCREDIBLE. 1027 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,869 WHICH VOLUME ARE YOU ON? 1028 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,789 THE FIRST. 1029 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,499 OKAY. 1030 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:48,586 OKAY, WELL, WE'LL WAIT UNTILYOU'VE REVISITED ALL SEVEN, 1031 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,296 AND THEN WE'LL GO AT IT, 1032 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,547 YOU KNOW, PAGE BY PAGE. 1033 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,800 [CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY] 1034 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,969 WOULD YOU LIKE TOCOME OVER FOR DINNER 1035 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,888 AT MY MOM'S HOUSE ON SUNDAY? 1036 00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:00,431 IT'S KIND OF A WEEKLY RITUALWITH MY FRIENDS. 1037 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,391 AND I WANTTO MEET EVE. 1038 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,269 UNLESS YOU HAVE PLANS.IT'S... 1039 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,231 NO. NO, NO PLANS. 1040 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:09,440 I'M NOT ALL THAT BIG ON... 1041 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,902 RITUAL. 1042 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,695 BUT, SURE... 1043 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:15,863 [CHUCKLES] 1044 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,117 IF IT MEANS SPENDINGIT WITH YOU. 1045 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,077 [CHUCKLES]OKAY, GOOD. 1046 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,581 ADAM AND EVESURE ARE GETTING ALONG. 1047 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,458 JONATHAN, HOW DO YOULIKE YOUR ROAST BEEF, 1048 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,168 MEDIUM OR RARE? 1049 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,545 MOM, JONATHAN'SVEGETARIAN. 1050 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,004 OH. 1051 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,214 YOU KNOW WHAT, 1052 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,674 I CAN GRILL YOU UP SOME SALMON?I DO HAVE SOME FROZEN. 1053 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,593 PRETTY SUREFISH IS AN ANIMAL. 1054 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,512 NO, SOME VEGETARIANSDO EAT FISH, DON'T THEY? 1055 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,347 PESCATARIANS EAT FISH. 1056 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,974 OKAY. YOU'RE THE TEACHER. 1057 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:44,600 RICE AND SALADWILL BE JUST FINE. 1058 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,560 THANK YOU. 1059 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:46,394 OKAY. 1060 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:47,353 WHEN IT COMESTO VEGETABLES, 1061 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,021 NOTHING BEATSDINA'S CANDIED CARROTS. 1062 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:49,939 THEY'RE AMAZING. 1063 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:53,192 YEAH, I TRY TOAVOID SUGAR, TOO. 1064 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,527 BUT I WILL TAKE A ROLL. 1065 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,238 GO CRAZY, PAL. 1066 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,118 JONATHAN, TELL EVERYONEABOUT YOUR NEW PLAY. 1067 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:03,077 OH, YES. 1068 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:04,120 SO EXCITING. 1069 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,247 WELL, IT'S CALLED"SUFFER TIME." 1070 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,456 I'M SORRY? 1071 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,916 -"SUFFER TIME."-"SUFFER TIME." 1072 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,042 MM-HMM. 1073 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,210 OKAY, UH... 1074 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,128 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 1075 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:16,382 WELL, UH, DASHED HOPES,LOST DREAMS, 1076 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,175 UNREQUITED LOVE. 1077 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,886 SO IT'S A COMEDY? 1078 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,346 [LAUGHTER] 1079 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,892 YOU KNOW, I'D REALLYRATHER NOT DISCUSS IT, 1080 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,059 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1081 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:28,352 OH, YEAH. 1082 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,770 WELL, EVERYTHINGLOOKS LOVELY, MOM. 1083 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,689 IT'S SUPER,AS USUAL, DINA. 1084 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,025 HEY, JONATHAN, AFTERWE'RE DONE EATING, 1085 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:35,067 DO YOU WANT TO WATCHSOME FOOTBALL? 1086 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,193 I THINK MICHIGAN'S GONNACRUSH PENN STATE! 1087 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:39,447 AMERICAN FOOTBALL'SA LITTLE RAH-RAH FOR ME, 1088 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,116 BUT, HEY, ENJOY. 1089 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:48,414 I HOPE JONATHANENJOYED HIMSELF. 1090 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:50,166 HE SEEMS A LITTLE... 1091 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,250 SERIOUS. 1092 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,836 NO, HE'S JUST DEEPERTHAN MOST GUYS. 1093 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,421 AND HE HAD A GREAT TIME,I PROMISE. 1094 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,547 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1095 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,257 YOU HARDLY TOUCHEDYOUR ROAST BEEF. 1096 00:36:58,382 --> 00:36:59,675 I TOLD YOU,EVERYTHING WAS DELICIOUS. 1097 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,760 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE-- 1098 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,095 TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATEOF YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. 1099 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,263 DID YOU KNOW 1100 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,932 VEGETARIANS CAN LIVEEIGHT YEARS LONGER 1101 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,266 THAN MEAT-EATERS? 1102 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,936 DOESN'T MATTER IF A GUY LIVESTO BE A HUNDRED 1103 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,187 IF HE ISN'T FOR YOU. 1104 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,356 WELL, WHAT IFHE IS FOR ME? 1105 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,358 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYINGIS JUST... 1106 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,984 WATCH OUT FORTHOSE KIND OF... 1107 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:20,696 COMPLICATED ONES,OKAY, HONEY? 1108 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,031 OKAY. 1109 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,908 ADAM... 1110 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:27,787 LOOK WHAT I HAVEFOR YOU. 1111 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:28,955 THERE'S A GOOD BOY. 1112 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,123 LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU!WANT ME TO PACK THIS UP? 1113 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,626 YES, PLEASE. 1114 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,881 THANK YOU. 1115 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,177 SARAH, WE DON'T CHOOSEOUR FATE, 1116 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:45,471 OUR FATE CHOOSES US. 1117 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,473 IT'S NOT AS EASYAS ALL THAT, TOM. 1118 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,309 IT'S AS EASY OR AS HARDAS YOU MAKE IT, 1119 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,770 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 1120 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,773 I WOULD SAY WE'REJUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 1121 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,442 OR ARE WE? 1122 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,069 LUCKY? 1123 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:02,154 NO... ALIVE. 1124 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,577 [HESITANT APPLAUSE] 1125 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:29,390 JONATHAN, HEY. 1126 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,350 YOU HATED IT,DIDN'T YOU? 1127 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,019 NO, I DIDN'T. 1128 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,353 IT WAS... STUNNING. 1129 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,731 OH, SAVE IT, BAILEY. 1130 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,816 IT STANK. 1131 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,609 YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, 1132 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,695 THEY CERTAINLY KNOW IT. 1133 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:43,863 YOU'RE BEINGWAY TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 1134 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:45,948 YOU SHOULD BE PROUD, YOU KNOW? 1135 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:49,076 YOU REALLY--YOU REALLYACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING. 1136 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,036 SERIOUSLY? 1137 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,079 SERIOUSLY. 1138 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:55,166 YOU KNOW, YOU MADE SOMETHING... 1139 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,210 SO... SPECIAL. 1140 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,795 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1141 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,715 IT PROBABLY JUST NEEDSA LITTLE BIT OF WORK. 1142 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,091 YEAH. 1143 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,134 MAYBE... 1144 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,303 FILL IN A FEW GAPS,CLEAN UP SOME DIALOGUE, 1145 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,513 MAYBE EVEN TRIM A SCENE OR TWO. 1146 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,808 TRIM. TRIM, TRIM AWAY, YEAH. 1147 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,268 YOU KNOW, LESS IS MORE. 1148 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,811 THAT'S WHAT I TELL MY STUDENTS. 1149 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,230 SOUND ADVICE. 1150 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,273 THANKS, BAILEY! 1151 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,861 LESS REALLY IS MORE. 1152 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,906 HEY. 1153 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:27,740 OH. 1154 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:29,283 CHEERS. 1155 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,284 [CLINKING GLASSES] 1156 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,243 TO TRIMMING. 1157 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,454 AND GENIUS. 1158 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:34,538 [SIGHING] 1159 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,082 SO IT WASREALLY THAT BAD? 1160 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,124 I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER 1161 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,085 AND MY BOYFRIENDIS A TERRIBLE PLAYWRIGHT. 1162 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,671 IT'S DEEPLY AWKWARDAND IRONIC. 1163 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,423 AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T TWISTYOUR ANKLE THIS TIME. 1164 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,925 NO, JUST THE TRUTH. 1165 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,843 [AMBER CHUCKLES] OH. 1166 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:18,749 DINNER IS READY. 1167 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,334 ALREADY? 1168 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:23,462 ALREADY?IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS. 1169 00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:25,798 WOW, I HAD NO IDEA. 1170 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,966 OH, WELL, COME TASTE 1171 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,926 THIS DELICIOUS,DAIRY-FREE SOUP I MADE YOU. 1172 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:32,930 ACTUALLY, I'M ON A MAJOR ROLLWITH THIS REWRITE, 1173 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:35,516 BUT YOU... ENJOY. 1174 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,309 NO, NO, NO, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 1175 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,310 I'LL KEEP IT WARM. 1176 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,854 I APPRECIATE IT. 1177 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,313 REALLY. 1178 00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:45,151 BUT I'M TRYING TOMAKE THIS PLAY AMAZING, 1179 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,319 AND, WELL, YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME 1180 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,405 TO INTERRUPT THE FLOW,WOULD YOU? 1181 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,074 NO... NO. 1182 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,369 GO WITH THE FLOW. 1183 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:04,920 [♪♪] 1184 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,357 HEY, GUYS. 1185 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,240 [WHISPERS] DOWN, GIRL. 1186 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:43,501 LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 1187 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,543 [CHUCKLING] 1188 00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:45,503 OKAY... 1189 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,462 BAILEY, HI. 1190 00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:47,379 -HI.-WELCOME. 1191 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:48,672 HEY, YOU. 1192 00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:50,841 I'M NOT ONE TO MISSA "SUNNY SUNDAY SALE." 1193 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:52,510 WHICH IS...WHICH IS WHAT, EXACTLY? 1194 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:55,304 IT'S SUNNY, IT'S SUNDAY,AND STUFF'S ON SALE. 1195 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:56,222 WHY NOT, RIGHT? 1196 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,015 THERE YOU GO. 1197 00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,725 HOW'S MR. ADAM DOING? 1198 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,227 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 1199 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,853 OH, HE'S GREAT,AS YOU CAN SEE. 1200 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:03,729 HE'S ALWAYS GREAT. 1201 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:05,773 AND ADAM'S DAD? 1202 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:08,567 UM, MOVED TO SEATTLE, 1203 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,653 BELIEVE IT OR NOT,WITH... 1204 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:13,239 THE GIRL FROM THE PARTY. 1205 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,448 NO. REALLY? 1206 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:15,366 YES. 1207 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,826 TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION. 1208 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,204 BUT I GOT ADAMOUT OF THE DEAL, 1209 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,456 SO, YOU KNOW, HAPPY ENDING. 1210 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,750 HAS ADAM BEEN ASKING FORA BROTHER OR SISTER YET? 1211 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,878 UM, HE ACTUALLY HAS KIND OFA HALF-SISTER RIGHT NOW. 1212 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,004 A DALMATIAN NAMED EVE. 1213 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:29,880 ADAM AND EVE? 1214 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,507 [LAUGHS] YEAH. 1215 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,092 WHEN HER DAD, JONATHAN, 1216 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:34,260 TOLD ME ABOUT THAT, 1217 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,511 I DIDN'T EVENBELIEVE HIM. 1218 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:37,263 ARE ADAM AND EVE CLOSE? 1219 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,430 YEAH, THEY SEE QUITEA BIT OF EACH OTHER, 1220 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,099 SO YEAH,THEY'RE GETTING THERE. 1221 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,017 HI, SWEETHEART. 1222 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,769 UM, SO, HEY, 1223 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:45,729 IS DOG FOOD PART OF THE SALE? 1224 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,064 NO, BUT, UH,FOR YOU AND ADAM, 1225 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:49,191 I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 1226 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,026 HOW ABOUT 10% OFF? 1227 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,695 OKAY, 15, BUT THAT'SMY FINAL OFFER. 1228 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:53,696 [LAUGHS] OKAY. 1229 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,114 WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME 1230 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,782 IN THE WAY OF A NICELAMB AND RICE KIBBLE? 1231 00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:58,659 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1232 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:03,581 [INSISTENT KNOCKING] 1233 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:04,540 HEY! 1234 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,750 LISTEN, I HAVEGREAT NEWS! 1235 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,544 YOU DO? WHAT? 1236 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:10,754 I JUST FINISHED THE REWRITE. 1237 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:11,797 THE PLAY IS OFFICIALLY DONE. 1238 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:15,718 CONGRATULATIONS,I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT! 1239 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:16,927 I CAN READ IT, RIGHT? 1240 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,555 NOT ONLY CAN YOU READ IT,YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW. 1241 00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:22,349 BUT WE'LL HAVE TO BEAT AMBER'S IN 10 MINUTES-- 1242 00:43:22,474 --> 00:43:23,726 BAILEY, I NEEDYOUR OPINION. 1243 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,436 IT CAN'T WAIT. 1244 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:26,687 I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT. 1245 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:28,230 WE'LL MISS THE WHOLE PARTY. 1246 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:29,857 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GOTO SOME SILLY PARTY 1247 00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:30,941 WHEN YOU COULD BE MAKING 1248 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,610 SUCH AN IMPORTANTCULTURAL CONTRIBUTION? 1249 00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:34,236 ALL RIGHT, I'M CONFUSEDABOUT SOMETHING. 1250 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,946 WHEN I WANTED TOREAD YOUR STUFF, 1251 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:36,905 YOU PROTECTED IT FROM ME 1252 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,824 LIKE IT WAS SOMEFRAGILE BUTTERFLY. 1253 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:39,992 WHEN YOU WANT METO READ YOUR STUFF, 1254 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:42,411 I HAVE TO MISS MY BESTFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 1255 00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,621 YOU WANTED AN ARTIST,I'M AN ARTIST. 1256 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,165 THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 1257 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,709 I WANTED SOMEONEBRIGHT AND INTERESTING, 1258 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,587 NOT SOME MOODY, SELF-ABSORBEDPSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL. 1259 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,547 "PSEUDO?" 1260 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,091 [QUIETLY] YEAH. 1261 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,177 I KNEW THINGSWOULDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN US. 1262 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,471 LOOK HOW LONG IT TOOK YOUTO RE-READ PROUST. 1263 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:03,557 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OFAN ENGLISH TEACHER ARE YOU? 1264 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,641 ONE WHO LOVES TO READ 1265 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,643 AND HAS NEVER BEENSO BORED BY A SET OF BOOKS 1266 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:08,145 IN HER LIFE. 1267 00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,191 ARE YOU GOING TOREAD MY PLAY OR NOT? 1268 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,444 HAVE YOU NOT HEARDANYTHING I'VE JUST SAID? 1269 00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:20,491 ACTUALLY, I THINK I'VE HEARDMORE THAN I NEEDED TO. 1270 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,202 GOODBYE, BAILEY. 1271 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,495 GOODBYE. 1272 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:26,205 DON'T LET THE DOORHIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT. 1273 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:27,915 [SLAMS DOOR] 1274 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,249 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1275 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,127 I KNOW. 1276 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:42,054 SO, WHAT, HE JUST LEFT YOU? 1277 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,555 RIGHT THEN AND THERE? 1278 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,766 WELL, IT WASPRETTY MUTUAL. 1279 00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:46,725 BUT IT WAS OKAY. 1280 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,435 I HAD AMBER'S BIRTHDAY PARTYTO GO TO, 1281 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,104 SO I HAD A GREAT TIME. 1282 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,730 ATTA GIRL,YOU HAD SOMEWHERE TO GO, 1283 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,399 AND YOU WERE ALL DRESSED UP. 1284 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,275 THE GUY WAS A WET BLANKET. 1285 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:56,860 WHO NEEDS HIM? 1286 00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,320 I DIDN'T EXACTLYPUT ON BLINDERS WITH JONATHAN. 1287 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:01,740 BUT I DEFINITELY PUT ONSOME ROSE-COLORED GLASSES. 1288 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:05,577 HONEY, SOMETIMES, WE JUST SEEWHAT WE WANT TO SEE. 1289 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:06,495 OOH! 1290 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,788 [LAUGHING] 1291 00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:09,915 IS THAT HOW YOU GOTSPOT HERE? 1292 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:13,752 WELL, REMEMBER I TOLD YOUEVE WAS VERY MOODY? 1293 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:16,505 TURNS OUT SHE WAS MORE ATTACHEDTO ME THAN I KNEW. 1294 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,968 SINCE WE BROKE UP,SHE'S BEEN INCONSOLABLE. 1295 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,052 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 1296 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,054 SO I BROUGHT HER HERETO SEE YOU. 1297 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,475 EVE... 1298 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,852 COME HERE. 1299 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,648 SO YOU'LL TAKE HER? 1300 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,775 UH... TO FOSTER, OR...? 1301 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,194 JUST UNTIL SHE'S BACKTO HER OLD SELF. 1302 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,072 I DON'T KNOW.I MEAN, SHE'S YOUR DOG. 1303 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:45,951 NOBODY REALLY OWNS ANYBODYOR ANYTHING. 1304 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:47,744 BESIDES, 1305 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,664 LOOK HOW MUCH BETTERSHE ALREADY SEEMS 1306 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,375 WITH YOU. 1307 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,297 SO, THAT'S HOW EVE BECAME MINE. 1308 00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:00,299 AND ONCE I HAD HER,I WOULDN'T LET HER GO. 1309 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:01,800 STILL DOESN'TEXPLAIN THE DRESS. 1310 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,177 YEAH, OR LITTLE MISSSHIRLEY THERE. 1311 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,764 WELL, NOW'S WHEN IT REALLYGETS INTERESTING. 1312 00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:07,973 OH, HEY, I, UH, 1313 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,516 I HEAR THERE'S A HOTNEW SCIENCE SUB. 1314 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:10,517 ROAMING THE HALLS. 1315 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:11,602 WANT TO CHECK THAT OUT? 1316 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,188 NO, NO.NO MORE SERIAL DATING. 1317 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,106 THE NEXT BOYFRIENDWILL BE PERFECT, 1318 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,649 OR THERE WILL BENO BOYFRIEND. 1319 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,235 DEFINE "PERFECT"AFTER WADE AND JONATHAN. 1320 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,946 MM... BALANCED, TOGETHER, 1321 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,698 KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS, 1322 00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:25,824 KNOWS WHO HE WANTS-- 1323 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,869 OF COURSE, AND WITHTHE FACE AND BODY OF A GOD. 1324 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,537 [LAUGHS] YES. 1325 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:31,997 LET'S GET FIT. 1326 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,332 OH, HEY, WANT TO GOPOWER-HIKING 1327 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,750 WITH ADAM AND EVE? 1328 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,127 MM... LET'S DO YOGA. 1329 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,338 YOGA, HMM... 1330 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,882 AND CONTINUEIN OUR DOWNWARD DOG, 1331 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,175 HIPS UP TO THE CEILING, 1332 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,719 SHOULDERSAWAY FROM YOUR EARS, 1333 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:48,305 FEET HIP-WIDTH APART. 1334 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:50,265 I'VE NEVER SEEN A DOGIN THIS POSITION, 1335 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,768 DOWNWARD OR OTHERWISE. 1336 00:46:52,809 --> 00:46:54,353 THIS IS FUN, SHH. 1337 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,979 -NO.-NO? 1338 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,272 IT'S NOT FUN. 1339 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,151 AND COMING INTOPLANK POSE... 1340 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,195 LOWER TO CHATURANGA... 1341 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,780 AND INTO UPWARD-FACING DOG. 1342 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,621 BEGINNERS? 1343 00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:15,624 WHAT GAVE US AWAY? 1344 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,168 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,HOW ARE WE DOING? 1345 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:21,088 OH, UH, SOLID 7. 1346 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:22,714 NICE. 1347 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,799 DON'T WORRY, 1348 00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:26,969 YOU'LL BE "UPWARD DOGGING"WITH THE BEST IN NO TIME. 1349 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,388 NOW, WE'RE GOING TO STAY HERE 1350 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:32,099 AND TAKE A FULLTHREE BREATHS. 1351 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,393 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 1352 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,480 NO. 1353 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,732 [EXHALING DEEPLY] 1354 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:43,860 GOOD WORK, LADIES. 1355 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:46,780 YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLYYOGA SURVIVORS. 1356 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,490 I'M ERIC STRANG,BY THE WAY. 1357 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:50,325 I'M BAILEY. 1358 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,077 AMBER. 1359 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:53,745 SO, ERIC, UH, 1360 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,163 WILL WE SEE YOU NEXT WEEKAT THIS CLASS? 1361 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,416 UH, IF I'M NOTDRIVING GOLF BALLS. 1362 00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:00,502 I USUALLY SWITCH OFFWITH YOGA, SO... 1363 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,712 OH, I LOVE GOLF. 1364 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:02,838 YOU DO? 1365 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:03,880 YEAH. 1366 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,924 YOU SHOULD SEE HER SLAMAROUND THAT LITTLE BALL. 1367 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,927 SHE SHOWS ITNO MERCY. 1368 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,053 SHE'S EXAGGERATINGA LITTLE BIT. 1369 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,889 YEAH? 1370 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,015 OKAY, WELL,WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME? 1371 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:13,974 WHY DON'T YOU MEET MEAT THE DRIVING RANGE 1372 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,058 NEXT SATURDAY MORNING, 1373 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,602 THE SPORTS COMPLEX 1374 00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:17,686 OVER ON BRIAR THERE. 1375 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:18,770 WE'LL KNOCK OUTA FEW BUCKETS. 1376 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,188 MAYBE I WILL. 1377 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,315 OKAY. 1378 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,317 WELL, NICE MEETING YOU. 1379 00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:25,277 YOU DO KNOW 1380 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,486 HE'S TALKING ABOUTBIG BOY GOLF, RIGHT? 1381 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:28,530 NOT THE WINDMILL,LOOP-DE-LOOP KIND? 1382 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,324 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 1383 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,284 RIGHT. 1384 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,911 OH...KAY. 1385 00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:37,998 UH, I TOLD YOUTHAT AMBER EXAGGERATED. 1386 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:38,957 NO WORRIES. 1387 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,083 HEY, I'M JUSTGLAD YOU'RE HERE. 1388 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,293 [LAUGHS] 1389 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:43,629 SO, I AM NOTAN EXPERT, 1390 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:46,673 BUT, UH, CAN I GIVE YOUSOME ADVICE, ABOUT GOLF? 1391 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,550 "KEEP MY DAY JOB?" 1392 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:49,968 "DON'T GO PRO." 1393 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,845 BOTH OF THOSE ARE ACCURATE. 1394 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:55,974 NO, I DOWNLOADED THIS APPJUST IN CASE, 1395 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,351 JUST TO HELP YOU HERE. 1396 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:58,518 UM, SO SEE THIS GUY? 1397 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,438 SEE WHAT HE'S DOING THEREWITH THE FOLLOW THROUGH? 1398 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,065 IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE FOLLOW THROUGH. 1399 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:04,066 RIGHT? 1400 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:04,816 OKAY. 1401 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,360 OKAY, SO WATCH ME HERE. 1402 00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:09,655 YOU WANT TO, UH, 1403 00:49:09,738 --> 00:49:10,739 TRY TO THINK OF THE CLUB 1404 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,282 AS LIKE A WHIP. 1405 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,825 YOU WANT TOWHIP THROUGH THE BALL 1406 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:14,826 AND THEN FOLLOW THROUGH. 1407 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,161 THE KEY ISTHE FOLLOW THROUGH, RIGHT? 1408 00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:21,083 NICE. 1409 00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:22,376 IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 1410 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:23,877 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A GO? 1411 00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:25,504 [LAUGHS] OKAY. 1412 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:27,297 WHIP THROUGH THE BALL,FOLLOW THROUGH. 1413 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,674 OKAY. 1414 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:31,760 FOLLOWING THROUGH. 1415 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:34,513 IS THAT...? 1416 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:35,514 OH. 1417 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:36,348 WHOOPS. 1418 00:49:36,431 --> 00:49:38,517 THAT'S ALL RIGHT,WE GOT THIS. 1419 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,352 OKAY, GRABANOTHER BALL, 1420 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:41,770 AND, UM... 1421 00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:44,856 THAT'S GOOD. 1422 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,525 OKAY, SO TAKETHE POSITION AGAIN. 1423 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,860 OKAY... 1424 00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:50,320 NOW, JUST RELAX, 1425 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,864 AND REMEMBERTHE FOLLOW THROUGH, 1426 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,408 AND NICE AND EASY SWING. 1427 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,701 GIVE IT A SHOT. 1428 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:56,952 OKAY. 1429 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:02,290 FOLLOWING... THROUGH. 1430 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,669 THERE WE GO! 1431 00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:06,628 [SQUEALS IN TRIUMPH] 1432 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,380 I TOLD YOUAMBER WAS EXAGGERATING. 1433 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,048 NO, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT? 1434 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,134 I'M JUST GLADWE DID THIS. 1435 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,093 IT WAS FUN. 1436 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:14,136 IT WAS FUN. 1437 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,137 IT WAS MORE FUNTHAN YOGA, I MUST SAY, 1438 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,888 AND LESS PAINFUL. 1439 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,098 WELL, I DON'T KNOWABOUT THAT. 1440 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,725 I'VE HAD A FEW FOUR-PUTTSTHAT WERE PRETTY PAINFUL. 1441 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,268 YEAH? 1442 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,812 SO, I DIDN'T EVEN ASK,WHAT DO YOU DO? 1443 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,772 OH, I'M IN RETAIL. 1444 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:26,732 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1445 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,358 I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1446 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:32,571 [MUMBLING] UH, I TEACHHIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH... 1447 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:33,739 I CAN HARDLY SPEAK IT. 1448 00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:34,531 [CHUCKLING] 1449 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,907 WELL, ENGLISH,THAT'S GOOD 1450 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:37,743 BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH. 1451 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:39,286 THERE YOU GO. 1452 00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:41,580 YOU WANT SOME HELP? 1453 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,581 LET ME HELP YOU. 1454 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:43,874 SURE, THANK YOU. 1455 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,169 UM... LET ME... 1456 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,256 THERE YOU GO. 1457 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:54,843 YEAH, A GOOD BOOK,A GLASS OF WINE, 1458 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,678 ROARING FIRE,I'M A PRETTY HAPPY GUY. 1459 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:57,637 NICE. 1460 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,389 HAVE YOU EVER READ 1461 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,433 "IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME"BY PROUST? 1462 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:03,143 BY WHO? 1463 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:05,812 THAT IS ACTUALLYTHE CORRECT ANSWER. 1464 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:07,981 PLEASE FORGETTHAT I MENTIONED IT. 1465 00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:09,357 OKAY, I'M GLADI PASSED THAT ONE, 1466 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,275 WHATEVER THAT WAS. 1467 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,610 I'M SORRY. 1468 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:12,819 OKAY. 1469 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:16,615 WELL, UH...WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN-- 1470 00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:18,742 NOT GOLF, BUT A PROPER DATE. 1471 00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:20,619 I WOULD LIKE THAT. 1472 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:21,620 -YEAH?-YEAH. 1473 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,704 OKAY THEN. 1474 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,164 UM... 1475 00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,626 PHONE NUMBER? 1476 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:28,919 SO, OF COURSE, 1477 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:31,463 I AM MISS GOLF KLUTZOF THE YEAR, 1478 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,548 BUT ERIC IS SO KIND, 1479 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:35,884 AND HE'S SO PATIENT,AND SO SWEET, 1480 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:36,802 THAT, BY THE END OF IT, 1481 00:51:36,968 --> 00:51:38,220 I KIND OF KNEWWHAT I WAS DOING. 1482 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:40,305 WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 1483 00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:41,348 YOU HOPE SO HOW? 1484 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:42,599 HONEY, DO YOU REMEMBERWHEN YOU WERE SEEING WADE? 1485 00:51:42,682 --> 00:51:44,518 DO YOU REMEMBERWHAT I SAID TO YOU? 1486 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,937 YOU SAID TOSTOP SEEING WADE. 1487 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,396 NO. [CHUCKLES] NO. 1488 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:51,483 THE POINT IS, ANY GUYWOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU, 1489 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:55,946 WHETHER YOU RUN MARATHONS,EAT MEAT, OR PLAY GOLF. 1490 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,322 OH, ERIC DOWNLOADEDTHIS APP FOR ME 1491 00:51:57,405 --> 00:51:58,323 THAT SHOWS MEA PERFECT GOLF SWING 1492 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,200 START TO FINISH. 1493 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,243 IT'S SO HELPFUL. 1494 00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:02,202 HMM, AND THOUGHTFUL, 1495 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:03,453 AND PRESUMPTUOUS. 1496 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:04,579 OH, MY GOSH, MOM-- 1497 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:05,497 WHAT? 1498 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:07,165 I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. 1499 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,166 LISTEN, 1500 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:09,084 I GOOGLED HIM. 1501 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:10,126 YEAH? 1502 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:13,713 HE'S ERIC STRANGOF STRANG'S FASHION SALONS. 1503 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,507 WHAT? 1504 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:18,343 V.P. OF BUSINESSDEVELOPMENT. 1505 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,762 OKAY. OKAY,SO HE'S THE HEIR 1506 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,556 OF A HIGHLY SUCCESSFULNATIONAL CHAIN 1507 00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:23,849 OF HIGH-ENDCLOTHING STORES, 1508 00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:24,933 BUT HE IS STILLJUST A GUY. 1509 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:30,272 A CLEARLY SOLID,RESPONSIBLE, AMBITIOUS GUY. 1510 00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:31,273 MM-HMM. 1511 00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,649 BAILEY, 1512 00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,734 DO YOU LIKE ERIC? 1513 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,278 I THINKHE'S PRETTY GREAT. 1514 00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:38,071 OKAY, SO THEN,AT THIS POINT IN TIME, 1515 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,114 THERE'S REALLYONE OTHER THING 1516 00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:40,782 THAT SHOULDMATTER TO YOU. 1517 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,534 WHAT? 1518 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:45,203 WHERE DOES HE STAND ON DOGS? 1519 00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:55,297 SO, ADAM HERE IS THE SWEETEST,HAPPIEST BOY EVER, 1520 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:58,675 AND EVE IS, UH,SHE'S MORE SERIOUS, 1521 00:52:58,758 --> 00:52:59,885 SHE'S KIND OF ANXIOUS. 1522 00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:01,261 YEAH... 1523 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,470 DO YOU LIKE DOGS? 1524 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:03,513 UH, TRUTH? 1525 00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:08,226 I'VE NEVER REALLY BEENA BIG DOG PERSON. 1526 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,895 OKAY, YOU'VE NOT METTHE RIGHT ONE, CLEARLY. 1527 00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,396 HERE, TRY THIS GUY ONFOR SIZE. 1528 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:12,606 OKAY... 1529 00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:13,982 [CHUCKLES] 1530 00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:16,902 HERE WE GO--OH. ALL RIGHT. 1531 00:53:16,943 --> 00:53:18,570 HEY, WHO'S WALKINGWHO THERE? 1532 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:19,738 WHAT DO I DO? 1533 00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:21,114 JUST-JUST STOP. 1534 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,073 OKAY. 1535 00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:23,992 [CHUCKLING] OKAY. 1536 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,577 PHEW! 1537 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,578 HERE. OKAY, THANKS. 1538 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:27,537 THANK YOU. 1539 00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:28,455 YES, SIR. OKAY. 1540 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,414 HE'S ACTUALLYCALMED DOWN QUITE A BIT 1541 00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:30,415 SINCE I'VE HAD HIM. 1542 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,583 CALMED DOWN? 1543 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:32,709 REALLY, THAT'S, UH... 1544 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:33,710 BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 1545 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,046 YOU MUST HAVE HADYOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU. 1546 00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:37,088 OH, YEAH. 1547 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,507 UH, SPEAKING OF WORK,YOU SAID YOU WERE IN RETAIL. 1548 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:41,635 TURNS OUT,YOU ARE RETAIL. 1549 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,763 I GOOGLED.COULDN'T RESIST. 1550 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:45,722 YEAH, WELL, 1551 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:46,723 WHEN YOU'RE A STRANG, 1552 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,184 THERE'S NO ESCAPINGTHE FAMILY BUSINESS. 1553 00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:50,185 NOT THAT I'D WANT TO, THOUGH. 1554 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:51,353 I MEAN, IT'STHE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD. 1555 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:56,274 IT'S CREATIVE, IT'S CHALLENGING,IT'S PURPOSEFUL. 1556 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:57,108 IT'S GREAT. 1557 00:53:57,192 --> 00:53:58,235 YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY. 1558 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:01,321 WELL, I MET YOU,DIDN'T I? 1559 00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:04,616 YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 1560 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:05,951 YEAH. 1561 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,954 [SIGHING] 1562 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,205 HERE, BOY. 1563 00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:11,623 [LAUGHING] OKAY... 1564 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:12,624 OH. OH, WOW. 1565 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,584 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 1566 00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,419 OKAY, DOWN, BOY. 1567 00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:17,963 HE'S A LOVER. 1568 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,339 WHAT'S THE--WHAT DO I SAY? 1569 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,298 I DON'T KNOW. 1570 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,466 I DON'T KNOWHOW TO STOP IT. 1571 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,717 I NEVER TRIED. 1572 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,927 UH, HE IS A GOOD KISSER,I'LL SAY THAT. 1573 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,429 [LAUGHING] OKAY, OKAY... 1574 00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:28,348 HERE, I THINK I HAVE... 1575 00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:33,186 I GUESS I'M NOT SO MUCHGOOD WITH DROOL EITHER. 1576 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,312 OH, WELL... 1577 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,271 HOW AM I DOING? 1578 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:36,189 I THINK YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1579 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:37,148 I'VE GOT... YEAH. 1580 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,942 THANK YOU. 1581 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,610 [CHUCKLES] 1582 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,371 [♪♪] 1583 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:10,598 HI! 1584 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,017 HI, YOU! 1585 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:14,894 OH, MY GOODNESS,LET ME SEE YOUR FACE. 1586 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,062 [GASPS IN DELIGHT] 1587 00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:17,147 OH... 1588 00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:19,190 YOU THINK ANY OF THESEDOGS HAVE PAPERS? 1589 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:23,153 PROBABLY NOT. 1590 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,655 IT'S NOT ABOUT PEDIGREE,IT'S A RESCUE, YOU KNOW? 1591 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,491 HEY, YOU GUYS. 1592 00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,702 THIS FELLA HERECOULD USE A GOOD HOME. 1593 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,913 HEY, COLE.HOW'S IT GOING? 1594 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,874 WAIT, IS THISTHE FAMOUS EVE? 1595 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:36,958 THIS IS THE ONE. 1596 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,793 HI! HI. 1597 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:42,672 WHICH, WAIT,SHOULD MAKE YOU JONATHAN, YES? 1598 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:43,631 OH. NOPE. 1599 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:44,591 UM... 1600 00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:47,427 SO, EVE WAS JONATHAN'S, 1601 00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:48,428 AND NOW SHE'S MINE, 1602 00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:50,388 AND THIS IS ERIC. 1603 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:54,267 UM, BABE, THIS ONEIS SO CUTE. 1604 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,895 DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE FACEON THIS ONE? 1605 00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:58,480 WHAT KIND OF DOG IS HE? 1606 00:55:58,563 --> 00:56:00,565 OH, HE'S A LITTLE OF THIS,A LITTLE OF THAT. 1607 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:01,816 DO YOU HAVE ONE 1608 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,778 THAT'S A LOT OFALL OF ONE THING, OR..? 1609 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,822 AROUND HERE, ALL DOGSARE CREATED EQUAL. 1610 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:11,409 BABE, LOOK AT HIS FACE. 1611 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:12,619 HE'S A SWEET POTATO. 1612 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:13,620 LOOK AT HIS FACE! 1613 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:14,412 YUP. 1614 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,497 [SQUEALING IN DELIGHT] 1615 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,165 I KNOW,BUT I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT. 1616 00:56:17,248 --> 00:56:19,000 OKAY. 1617 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:19,918 LOOK, IF I COMEACROSS A PUREBRED, 1618 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:21,002 I CAN GIVE YOU A SHOUT. 1619 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,462 OKAY. 1620 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:24,422 IT'S LIKE BUYING A CAR,I WANT TO LOOK AROUND. 1621 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,591 IT'S SO NOT LIKEBUYING A CAR. 1622 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:29,302 IT'S LIKE CHOOSINGA MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. 1623 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,637 IT'S ABOUT LOVE. 1624 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:31,513 [CHUCKLES] 1625 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:32,472 IT IS. 1626 00:56:32,597 --> 00:56:33,431 COME ON, FELLA. 1627 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:34,766 YOU'RE REALLY SPECIAL,YOU KNOW THAT? 1628 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,811 THANKS. SO ARE YOU. 1629 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:39,229 THANK YOU. 1630 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:41,815 SO, NOW THAT MY PARENTS AREBACK FROM THEIR WORLD CRUISE, 1631 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,066 I REALLY WANT YOUTO MEET THEM. 1632 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:45,110 I WOULD LOVE TO.WHEN? 1633 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,277 IT'S ALL SET. 1634 00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:47,695 A SUNDAY BRUNCH, 1635 00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:51,324 AT MY MOM AND DAD'SCOUNTRY CLUB. 1636 00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:54,202 A COUNTRY CLUB,THAT'S SWANKY. 1637 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:57,455 IT'S JUST A PLACETHEY'VE BELONGED TO FOREVER. 1638 00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:58,456 MY GRANDPARENTS, TOO. 1639 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:02,001 IT'S KIND OF LIKEA STRANG TRADITION THING. 1640 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,878 YEAH? DOES THATINCLUDE YOU? 1641 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:06,131 UH, MARRIEDCOUPLES ONLY. 1642 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:07,090 AH-HAH. 1643 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:07,966 BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 1644 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,092 AN OLD BYLAW. 1645 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:09,926 THIS WAY. 1646 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,470 BUT I AM HOPINGTO BECOME A MEMBER 1647 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,639 AT SOME POINT. 1648 00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:15,849 MM-HMM. 1649 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:17,642 HEY, YOU! 1650 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:27,694 BAILEY, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE,PROSECCO OR CHAMPAGNE? 1651 00:57:27,735 --> 00:57:28,820 OH, UM... 1652 00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:30,113 CHAMPAGNE. 1653 00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,115 IF IT'S OKAY WITH EVERYONE ELSE. 1654 00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,159 A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL, 2004. 1655 00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:36,578 MIGHT I SUGGEST THE 2006? 1656 00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:37,787 IT WAS A BETTERGROWING SEASON. 1657 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:41,332 I'M IN YOUR CAPABLEHANDS, ERNESTO. 1658 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,169 WELL, BAILEY, 1659 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:47,297 TELL US,WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN? 1660 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,007 OH, I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER. 1661 00:57:49,048 --> 00:57:50,341 AT PARKVIEW HIGH. 1662 00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:52,635 PARKVIEW HIGH? 1663 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:54,512 ISN'T THAT A PUBLIC SCHOOL? 1664 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:55,972 YES. YES, IT IS. 1665 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,932 OH. 1666 00:57:57,974 --> 00:57:59,058 WELL. 1667 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,268 ISN'T THAT NICE? 1668 00:58:01,936 --> 00:58:03,354 TEACHING ISA NOBLE PROFESSION. 1669 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:04,397 WE NEED MORE TEACHERS. 1670 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,649 GOOD TEACHERS. 1671 00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:11,446 AND WHAT DO YOUR PEOPLE DO? 1672 00:58:11,487 --> 00:58:13,031 GRANDMA, 1673 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,199 THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. 1674 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:15,867 NO, THAT'S FINE. 1675 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:19,496 UM, MY FATHER DIEDABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, 1676 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:21,623 HE MANAGED 1677 00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:23,666 A VALU-MART DOWNTOWN, 1678 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,210 AND MY MOTHERWORKS FOR A DENTIST. 1679 00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:26,503 OH, HYGIENIST? 1680 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:28,588 RECEPTIONIST. 1681 00:58:31,716 --> 00:58:33,593 WELL... 1682 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,677 WHERE WOULD WE BE 1683 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,095 WITHOUT THE GATEKEEPERS? 1684 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,055 AM I RIGHT? 1685 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,223 ABSOLUTELY. 1686 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,184 SHE RUNS THAT OFFICELIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE. 1687 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,983 LOOK, I KNOWTHEY'RE A LITTLE FORMAL, 1688 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:50,568 BUT THEY'VE BEENGREAT PARENTS. 1689 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:51,611 AND MY GRANDMOTHER, 1690 00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:53,446 SHE'S ALWAYSBEEN THERE FOR ME. 1691 00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:55,698 WELL, THEY SEEMEDVERY NICE. 1692 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,492 I JUST HOPETHEY LIKED ME. 1693 00:58:57,575 --> 00:58:59,369 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?THEY LOVED YOU. 1694 00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:00,870 REALLY? 1695 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:02,747 WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 1696 00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:05,833 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 1697 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:23,476 WHY ARE WE STOPPING? 1698 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,061 I WANT YOUTO SEE SOMETHING. 1699 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:28,189 TAKE A LOOK. 1700 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:30,316 WHO LIVES HERE? 1701 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,443 DO YOU LIKE IT? 1702 00:59:32,568 --> 00:59:34,153 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1703 00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:36,990 YEAH, I'VE HAD MY EYEON IT FOR A WHILE. 1704 00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:40,785 TO BUY? 1705 00:59:40,868 --> 00:59:41,869 [CHUCKLES] 1706 00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:43,538 IT'S KIND OFA BIG HOUSE, THOUGH, 1707 00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:46,457 FOR JUST ONE PERSON,DON'T YOU THINK? 1708 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:47,959 IT'S KIND OF A BIG HOUSE 1709 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:49,669 FOR MY ENTIRETENTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS. 1710 00:59:49,794 --> 00:59:51,462 [LAUGHS] 1711 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:09,230 [BAILEY]: I MEAN, IT HAS,LIKE, ITS OWN LITTLE FOREST. 1712 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:12,358 AND THE STONEWORK OUT IN FRONT,IT'S AMAZING, 1713 01:00:12,483 --> 01:00:15,903 AND THEN THE HOUSEIS SO HUGE. 1714 01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:19,407 IT'S LIKE A LOG CABINCROSSED WITH A CASTLE. 1715 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:20,867 OOH. 1716 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:22,201 YEAH, WELL,FIRST THINGS FIRST, HONEY. 1717 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:24,245 I MEAN, ERIC HASN'T EVENASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM. 1718 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,413 THE WAY HE'S BEENACTING LATELY, 1719 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,956 HE MAY AS WELL HAVEAN ENGAGEMENT RING 1720 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:28,166 TAPED TO HIS FOREHEAD. 1721 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,043 HMM, AND IS THAT A GOOD THING? 1722 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,669 HE'S ALLI'VE EVER WANTED 1723 01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:32,503 IN SOMEONE. 1724 01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:33,379 [PHONE CHIMES] 1725 01:00:33,504 --> 01:00:35,381 OKAY, BUTDO YOU LOVE HIM? 1726 01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:38,676 OH, MY GOSH,THIS IS SO PERFECT! 1727 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,012 TWO PUREBREDS JUSTCAME IN FOR ADOPTION 1728 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:41,929 AT COLE'S PET SHOP, 1729 01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:44,724 AND IT'S ERIC'S BIRTHDAYCOMING UP. 1730 01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:49,687 YOU WON'T FINDA BETTER DOG. 1731 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,898 WE NEVER GETFULL-BRED LABS FOR RESCUE. 1732 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,400 LAB, THAT'S LIKEA GOLDEN RETRIEVER, RIGHT? 1733 01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:55,485 LIKE ADAM? 1734 01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:56,361 YEAH. 1735 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,072 YEAH, UH...ADAM IS A BIT, UM... 1736 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:02,158 TOO ACTIVE FOR ME MAYBE. 1737 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:04,452 AND, UH, HE'S A BIT WET. 1738 01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,037 THERE YOU GO. 1739 01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:07,038 WELL, THIS IS SAM, 1740 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:08,706 HE'S A WIRE-HAIREDJACK RUSSELL. 1741 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:10,208 HE'S A SUPER LITTLE DUDE. 1742 01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:12,001 TERRIERS ARE PRETTY 1743 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,086 HIGH STRUNG, THOUGH, 1744 01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:14,087 FROM WHAT I'VE READ. 1745 01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:15,046 THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH 1746 01:01:15,213 --> 01:01:16,172 AS HIGH STRUNGAS WHOEVER RAISES THEM. 1747 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:17,298 OKAY, BUDDY. 1748 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,841 BUT THEY SHED, TOO, RIGHT? 1749 01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:19,842 WELL, MOST DOGS DO. 1750 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,220 KNOW WHY?THEY'RE DOGS. 1751 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,558 WELL, UH... 1752 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,102 LET ME SLEEP ON IT, OKAY? 1753 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:30,228 DON'T SLEEP TOO LONG. 1754 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,105 DOGS LIKE THESE, THEY GO FAST. 1755 01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,400 I SO WANTED YOUTO HAVE A DOG 1756 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,235 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 1757 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:38,820 I KNOW. 1758 01:01:42,323 --> 01:01:45,660 [QUIET CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 1759 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,420 I DON'T KNOWWHAT COULD BE KEEPING ERIC. 1760 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,921 HE DID SAY HE HAD A SURPRISE. 1761 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:58,548 THE ONLY SURPRISEIS THAT HE'S NOT HERE YET, 1762 01:01:58,589 --> 01:02:00,800 AND I AM STARVING. 1763 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:03,052 [BARKING] 1764 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:04,512 SURPRISE! 1765 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,389 [GASPS IN DELIGHT]OH, MY GOSH! 1766 01:02:06,472 --> 01:02:07,265 WHO'S THIS? 1767 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,058 -WHO IS THIS?-IT'S MY DOG. 1768 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,893 MOTHER PICKED HER OUT. 1769 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:12,186 OH, I THOUGHTWE'D DO THAT TOGETHER? 1770 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,105 OH, COME ON,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 1771 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,440 I DIDN'T ACTUALLYPICK HER OUT. 1772 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,109 I HAVE AN ACQUAINTANCEAT THE CLUB 1773 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:21,320 WHO SHOWS DOGS,AND WINS TROPHIES AND SUCH, 1774 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:23,614 AND I ASKED HER TO RECOMMENDA SMALL DOG 1775 01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:26,200 WITH GOOD BREEDING. 1776 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:27,118 IT'S A SHIH TZU. 1777 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:28,661 THEY DON'T SHED.THEY'RE HYPO-ALLERGENIC. 1778 01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:30,496 AND THE BREEDERPROMISES 1779 01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,039 THAT HERS RARELY BARK. 1780 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,876 NEVER, IF PROPERLYTRAINED. 1781 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,210 WHAT'S HER NAME? 1782 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:37,879 UH, BALTHAZAR'SIMPERIAL BELLE, 1783 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,838 ACCORDING TOHER PAPERS. 1784 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,841 OH, FANCY SCHMANCY.[CHUCKLES] 1785 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,634 OH, BELLE? 1786 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,136 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 1787 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,804 NO, I THINK YOU'REMORE OF A SHIRLEY. 1788 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:47,972 SHIRLEY? 1789 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:48,806 MM-HMM. 1790 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,267 THAT'S MY LATE SISTER'S NAME! 1791 01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:53,394 OH, HOW NICEIS THAT? 1792 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:56,230 THEN YOU CAN THINK OF HEREVERY TIME YOU SEE THE DOG. 1793 01:02:57,356 --> 01:02:58,608 [CHUCKLING] 1794 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:01,027 I REALLY DON'T THINKI WOULD WANT AN ANIMAL 1795 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:02,236 NAMED AFTER MY SISTER. 1796 01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:04,071 OH, NOW,MOTHER, HUSH. 1797 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,156 IT'S ERIC'S DOG, 1798 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:06,782 HE CAN NAME ITWHATEVER HE WANTS. 1799 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:07,784 SHIRLEY IT IS. 1800 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:08,784 SHIRLEY IT IS. 1801 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:09,786 TO SHIRLEY. 1802 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:10,995 TO SHIRLEY. 1803 01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:11,996 TO SHIRLEY. 1804 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:14,665 AW... 1805 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:15,958 OH, WATCHTHE FURNITURE, DEAR. 1806 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,793 OH. 1807 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,337 OKAY. 1808 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:20,880 YEAH, LET'S JUST... 1809 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:24,050 DINNER WAS DELICIOUS,MRS. STRANG, THANK YOU. 1810 01:03:24,091 --> 01:03:25,301 YES. 1811 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,512 OH, WELL, I WISH I COULDTAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR IT, 1812 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:29,806 BUT THE CREDIT GOES TO SYBIL. 1813 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:32,141 I DON'T KNOW WHATI WOULD DO WITHOUT HER. 1814 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,852 YOU COULD START BY LEARNINGTO LIGHT THE STOVE. 1815 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:37,355 THAT'S ENOUGHWINE, MOTHER. 1816 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,356 SYBIL, DEAR, 1817 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:40,274 WILL YOU, UH, HELP MEIN THE KITCHEN? 1818 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,360 PLEASE? 1819 01:03:42,443 --> 01:03:45,571 I AM SO GLAD THATBOTH OF YOU ARE HERE 1820 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:46,948 TO HELP CELEBRATEMY BIRTHDAY. 1821 01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:48,741 I SECOND THAT. 1822 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:50,868 COUNT ME IN. 1823 01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,078 AND I WOULD LIKETO THANK YOU 1824 01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,913 FOR WELCOMING USINTO YOUR HOME. 1825 01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:55,039 YOU CAN THANK ME. 1826 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:55,915 I PAID FOR IT. 1827 01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:57,583 [CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY] 1828 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,710 HAPPY BIRTHDAY,SWEETHEART! 1829 01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:01,170 [GUSHING IN DELIGHT] 1830 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,421 LOOK AT THAT! 1831 01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:03,881 [LAUGHING] 1832 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,092 OH, THANKS, MOM. 1833 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:07,677 THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 1834 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,303 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1835 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:11,138 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1836 01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:12,473 PHEW. 1837 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,267 [LAUGHING] 1838 01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:16,352 UM, BAILEY, 1839 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:17,728 CAN YOU HELP MEBLOW OUT THE CANDLES? 1840 01:04:17,853 --> 01:04:19,897 OKAY. 1841 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:23,568 OKAY... 1842 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,572 OH, MY, THIS COULDFEED AN ARMY. 1843 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:28,906 [CHUCKLING] 1844 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,409 YOU BETTER BE HUNGRY. 1845 01:04:31,492 --> 01:04:34,245 WHAT IS THIS? 1846 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,788 THIS IS... 1847 01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:37,915 TONIGHT'S REAL SURPRISE. 1848 01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:43,504 OPEN IT. 1849 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:03,065 BAILEY DALEY, 1850 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:06,193 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1851 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:07,737 [LAUGHS IN SHOCK] YES! 1852 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,614 [LAUGHING] YES. 1853 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,616 YES. 1854 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,576 [CLAPPING IN JOYFULLY] 1855 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,416 [LAUGHING] 1856 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:36,641 THESE ARE JUSTSOME OF THE DRESSES 1857 01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,808 THAT WE SELL AT STRANG'S. 1858 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,561 MY PERSONAL FAVORITE... 1859 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:41,479 OH, WOW. 1860 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,147 IS THE ONE WITHPEARL BEADS 1861 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:44,815 AND A HIGH-NECK BODICE. 1862 01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:45,775 TRES ELEGANT. 1863 01:05:45,858 --> 01:05:46,692 [CHUCKLES] 1864 01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:47,735 YOU'D LOOK AMAZINGIN THAT, BAILEY. 1865 01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:48,778 YOU HAVE TO GET IT. 1866 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:49,654 OH, IT'S GORGEOUS, 1867 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:51,656 I JUST--I'M SUREI COULD NOT AFFORD THIS. 1868 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,491 OH, NO, LISTEN, DEAR, 1869 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:55,326 LIKE I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, 1870 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:56,494 ERIC'S FATHER AND I, 1871 01:05:56,577 --> 01:05:57,495 WE'RE HANDLING EVERYTHING, 1872 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,621 SO NOT TO WORRY. 1873 01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,497 AND THAT'S AN ORDER. 1874 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,123 [CHUCKLING] 1875 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:02,667 OH, AND THAT YOU WEAR 1876 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,168 GRANDMOTHER STRANG'SRUBY EARRINGS 1877 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:05,378 AS YOUR "SOMETHING OLD." 1878 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:05,753 YES. 1879 01:06:06,712 --> 01:06:07,713 OH, I WAS GOING TO WEARTHESE LITTLE PEARL EARRINGS 1880 01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:09,757 THAT MY DAD GAVE MEFOR MY 10th BIRTHDAY. 1881 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:10,883 PEARL? 1882 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:12,510 BUT, HONEY,THESE ARE RUBY. 1883 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:13,678 THEY'RE ONE OF A KIND. 1884 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:15,471 YOU COULDN'T EVENBUY THEM TODAY. 1885 01:06:15,554 --> 01:06:17,974 MM-HMM. NO,THEY'LL BE PERFECT. 1886 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,726 YOU'LL LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1887 01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:25,856 SO, OUR TABLE SHOULD BEIMMEDIATE FAMILY ONLY, 1888 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,066 OF COURSE. 1889 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:29,068 WAIT, WHAT ABOUTAMBER AND TRAVIS? 1890 01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:34,699 UH, AMBER AND TRAVISCAN SIT... HERE... 1891 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,158 WITH MY ASSISTANT,AND HER MOTHER, 1892 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,244 AND MY COUSINSFROM NEWPORT. 1893 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,287 WAIT, BUT THEY DON'TKNOW THOSE PEOPLE. 1894 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:42,289 WELL, NOW THEY WILL. 1895 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,625 ALL RIGHT, WHY ARE WE EVENDOING THIS RIGHT NOW? 1896 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:45,584 WE HAVEN'TSENT OUT INVITATIONS? 1897 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:46,836 WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S COMING. 1898 01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:47,962 OH, I'M JUSTGETTING A HEAD START 1899 01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,588 ON MY TIMELINE. 1900 01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:51,340 YOU HAVE A TIMELINE? 1901 01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:52,258 OH, YEAH. 1902 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:53,134 I HAVE SCHEDULEDEVERY SINGLE THING 1903 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:54,218 WE NEED TO DOFOR THE WEDDING, 1904 01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:55,678 IN ORDER, FROM A TO Z. 1905 01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:56,721 TAKES OUTALL THE GUESSWORK. 1906 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:57,722 LOOK AT THIS. 1907 01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,640 OH, WOW. 1908 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,058 IT TAKES OUTALL THE SURPRISE, TOO, HUH? 1909 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,268 EXACTLY. 1910 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:04,729 HI, EVE. 1911 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:05,563 NO, NO, NO, NO! 1912 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:06,564 OH... 1913 01:07:06,647 --> 01:07:09,150 BAILEY, COME ON... 1914 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:10,359 WHY-WHY AREN'T YOU-- 1915 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,902 EVE-- OKAY. 1916 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,946 WHY AREN'T YOU TRAINING THEM? 1917 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,072 BECAUSE THEY'RE DOGS. 1918 01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,575 BECAUSE WE'RE AT THE PARKAND THEY'RE BEING DOGS. 1919 01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,410 WELL THEN, THEY SHOULD BEON A LEASH AT ALL TIMES. 1920 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,495 NO, THEY SHOULD NOT. 1921 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,664 AND LOOK AT SHIRLEY,SHE DOESN'T RUN AROUND. 1922 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:24,749 WHAT ABOUT THAT?I MEAN... 1923 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,000 NO, I KNOW, THIS IS... 1924 01:07:26,041 --> 01:07:27,376 THIS IS WHAT SHE'S DOING. 1925 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,419 THIS IS WHO SHE IS. 1926 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,296 YOU KNOW, ALL DOGSARE DIFFERENT. 1927 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,715 WELL, AT LEAST SHE DOESN'TSLOBBER ALL OVER EVERYONE. 1928 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:33,799 I MEAN, DO YOU KNOWHOW MANY GERMS 1929 01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:34,800 ARE IN A DOG'S MOUTH? 1930 01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:35,926 HOW MANY THINGSYOU CAN GET FROM THEM? 1931 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:36,886 ALL KINDS OF STUFF-- 1932 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:37,928 NOPE, ZERO. 1933 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:40,097 LOOK IT UP. 1934 01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,557 OKAY... 1935 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,933 YOU KNOW WHAT, BAILEY, 1936 01:07:42,975 --> 01:07:44,351 SOMETIMES, I THINKYOU CARE MORE ABOUT DOGS 1937 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,771 THAN YOU DO ABOUT PEOPLE. 1938 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:49,607 YOU REALLYDON'T LIKE DOGS, DO YOU? 1939 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:52,276 THEY'RE NOT MY THING. 1940 01:07:52,359 --> 01:07:54,028 THEY'RE YOUR THING, BAILEY. 1941 01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:56,113 I TOLD YOU THAT,REMEMBER? 1942 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,283 AND SHIRLEY... 1943 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:02,953 YEAH, I GOT HER JUST FOR YOU. 1944 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,458 YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN'TUNDERSTAND MY LOVE OF DOGS, 1945 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:11,128 THEN YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME. 1946 01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:14,298 WHAT DOES ONE THINGHAVE TO DO WITH ANOTHER? 1947 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,133 [SIGHS] 1948 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:19,220 I THINKIF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT... 1949 01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:25,434 I DON'T KNOW,WE SHOULD BE... 1950 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:30,147 WE SHOULD RECONSIDERWHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 1951 01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:31,982 RECONSIDER?WHAT DO YOU MEAN, RECONSIDER? 1952 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,653 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?RECONSIDER WHAT? 1953 01:08:35,694 --> 01:08:37,988 BAILEY... 1954 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:41,992 I'M GONNA GO. 1955 01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:45,830 WHAT DO YOU MEAN,YOU'RE GOING TO GO? 1956 01:08:45,871 --> 01:08:47,039 WHERE ARE YOUGOING TO-- 1957 01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,875 SHIRLEY, COME HERE. 1958 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,003 BAILEY... 1959 01:08:53,045 --> 01:08:54,213 GOOD GIRL. 1960 01:08:54,338 --> 01:08:55,256 WATCH YOUR HEAD, ADAM. 1961 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:58,342 DON'T JUST LEAVE,LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 1962 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:01,011 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSETHERE IS TO SAY. 1963 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:03,180 LISTEN, YOU BASICALLY THINK 1964 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:04,849 THAT MY PRIORITIESARE ALL OUT OF WHACK, 1965 01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:08,310 BUT YOU'RE MISSINGWHAT MAKES ME ME. 1966 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:09,478 NO, YOU'RE WRONG. 1967 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:10,896 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS,AND IT'S FINE, REALLY. 1968 01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:12,356 "FINE?" 1969 01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,191 "FINE" IS LIKE SOMETHINGYOU SAY ABOUT THE WEATHER. 1970 01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:16,735 IT'S NOT HOW YOU TALK ABOUTSOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE. 1971 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,821 BAILEY, JUST... 1972 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:22,199 PLEASE, JUST TELL MEWHAT YOU WANT. 1973 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,080 I WANT SHIRLEY. 1974 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:30,583 WHAT? 1975 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,876 COME HERE, GIRL. 1976 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:33,043 YOU CAN'T JUSTTAKE SHIRLEY. 1977 01:09:33,168 --> 01:09:37,548 YOU JUST TOLD ME THATYOU GOT HER ONLY FOR ME. 1978 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:41,051 BESIDES, NO DOG SHOULD LIVEWHERE THEY'RE NOT WELCOME. 1979 01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:53,230 ERIC. WHY DIDN'T HEJUST TELL ME 1980 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,149 THAT HE DIDN'T WANT A DOGIN THE FIRST PLACE? 1981 01:09:55,232 --> 01:09:57,151 IT WOULD HAVE SAVED USSO MUCH TIME AND TROUBLE. 1982 01:09:57,234 --> 01:09:58,152 I THINK HE DID, 1983 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,570 JUST NOT IN A WAYYOU WERE HEARING. 1984 01:09:59,653 --> 01:10:00,529 MM. 1985 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:01,906 TO BE FAIR, 1986 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:03,574 I HAVEN'T BEENCOMPLETELY HONEST WITH HIM. 1987 01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:07,286 I SAID "YES" TO GETTING MARRIEDWHEN I REALLY MEANT, "MAYBE." 1988 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:09,955 WELL, NOW THAT WE'REACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS, 1989 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,081 WHY DID YOU? 1990 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,917 BECAUSE MEN LIKE ERICDON'T GROW ON TREES. 1991 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,919 I THINK WE CAN AGREE ON THAT. 1992 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:15,961 NO OFFENSE TO TRAVIS. 1993 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:17,588 NONE TAKEN. 1994 01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:19,089 I WISH TRAVISHAD HALF OF ERIC'S INTEREST 1995 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,883 IN MARRIAGE. 1996 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:21,884 THERE IS SUCH A THING 1997 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:22,927 AS TOO MUCHOF A GOOD THING, YOU KNOW. 1998 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:25,054 YOU KNOW, ON OUR FIRST DATE, 1999 01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:27,890 WHEN ERIC BROUGHT THOSE PICTURESOF THE PERFECT GOLF SWING, 2000 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,934 I THOUGHT, "LOOK,THIS GUY IS SUPER-PREPARED." 2001 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,686 BUT... A BIT OF OVERKILL, RIGHT? 2002 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:34,563 GOOD. 2003 01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:36,106 THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BEA DEAL-BREAKER. 2004 01:10:36,231 --> 01:10:37,983 JUST KEEP IT IN CHECK. 2005 01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:41,070 EVERYONE'SGOT SOMETHING. 2006 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,366 SPEAKING OF TOO MUCHOF A GOOD THING... 2007 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,077 MM-MM. 2008 01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,329 IF I MUST. 2009 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:52,748 [CHUCKLING] 2010 01:10:56,126 --> 01:10:58,045 OH, GOOD GIRLS, 2011 01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:00,047 SAFELY CROSSING THE STREET. 2012 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:04,343 COLE, HEY. 2013 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,637 BAILEY, HEY! 2014 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,555 SO, WHATEVER HAPPENED WITHYOUR BOYFRIEND'S DOG? 2015 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:09,640 I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU. 2016 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,933 OH, UH-- 2017 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,310 WHOA, WHO'S THIS? 2018 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:14,937 THIS IS ERIC'S--MY SHIH TZU. 2019 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,480 SHIRLEY. 2020 01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:17,940 SHIRLEY THE SHIH TZU?SWEET! 2021 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:19,316 [LAUGHS] 2022 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,360 THOUGH HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKETHE LITTLE DOG TYPE. 2023 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:22,945 NO, HE'S NOT, REALLY. 2024 01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:24,822 HE'S NOTTHE "ANY DOG" TYPE. 2025 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:26,657 HE JUST GOT HER FOR ME, SO... 2026 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:29,368 WELL, YOU GOTTA LOVETHAT, RIGHT? 2027 01:11:29,493 --> 01:11:31,161 UH, I DO? 2028 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,997 TAKING IN A DOGIS A HUGE DEAL. 2029 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,415 IF SOMEONE WENT TOTHAT KIND OF TROUBLE FOR ME, 2030 01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:36,792 I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGTHE REST OF YOUR LIFE?" 2031 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,254 EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T REALLYLOVE DOGS? 2032 01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:42,256 AS LONG AS SHE REALLY LOVED ME,I'D FIGURE IT OUT-- 2033 01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:45,092 PROVIDED I LOVED HER BACK,OF COURSE. 2034 01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:46,301 RIGHT. 2035 01:11:46,343 --> 01:11:47,511 BUT, YOU KNOW, 2036 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:50,180 I'M A LITTLE PIE-IN-THE-SKYABOUT ALL THAT STUFF. 2037 01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:53,600 YEAH, I THOUGHTI WAS, TOO. 2038 01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:55,227 HEY, WATCH THIS. 2039 01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:56,979 ADAM, CATCH. 2040 01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:59,273 OH! 2041 01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:00,357 GOOD CATCH. 2042 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,483 OKAY, THERE YOU GO. 2043 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:02,276 GOOD GIRL. 2044 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:03,235 HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY. 2045 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,194 SURE, HERE, TAKE SHIRLEY. 2046 01:12:04,319 --> 01:12:05,195 I'LL HOLD THE DOGS, AND... 2047 01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:08,949 OKAY, OKAY, SIT. 2048 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,117 WAIT, WAIT... 2049 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,410 [GIGGLES] 2050 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,203 HE'S INCHING CLOSERAND CLOSER. 2051 01:12:13,328 --> 01:12:14,288 OH, GOOD CATCH! 2052 01:12:14,329 --> 01:12:15,331 COOL, WELL, NEXT TIME, 2053 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:16,582 WE'LL KICK IT UP A NOTCHWITH TENNIS BALLS. 2054 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,375 OH, MY, WE'LL HAVEOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US. 2055 01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,585 SHIRLEY... 2056 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:21,045 AW, GREAT DOG. 2057 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,212 YEAH, SHE IS. 2058 01:12:22,337 --> 01:12:23,338 IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 2059 01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:24,506 YOU TOO. 2060 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:25,674 COME ON. 2061 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,134 COME ON,WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME NOW. 2062 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:29,678 THAT IS NOTTHE END OF THE STORY. 2063 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,804 IS IT? 2064 01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:31,722 HOW COULD IT BETHE END OF THE STORY? 2065 01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:32,723 WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY 2066 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:33,599 SHE'S WEARINGTHAT WEDDING DRESS! 2067 01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:34,558 OH, THANK YOU. 2068 01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:37,102 LOOK WHO JUST GOTHIS SECOND WIND. 2069 01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:39,063 CONTINUE, PLEASE. 2070 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:42,024 WELL, THE NEXT FEW DAYSWERE PRETTY EMOTIONAL. 2071 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:43,942 ERIC KEPT CALLING. 2072 01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:45,110 I COULDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE... 2073 01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:48,572 OKAY, EASY, GUYS.COME ON. 2074 01:12:48,572 --> 01:12:50,949 WE'VE GOT TO LET SHIRLEYKEEP UP WITH US. 2075 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:51,909 COME ON. 2076 01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:54,078 COME ON, SHIRLEY GIRL. 2077 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,164 OH, I KNOW, HEY,WE'RE SO CLOSE. 2078 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,335 HI. 2079 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:04,755 I WANTED TO SEE SHIRLEY,AND GIVE HER THESE. 2080 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:05,839 OH. WELL-- 2081 01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:07,841 COME HERE, SHIRLEY. 2082 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,012 WOW, I DIDN'T KNOWSHE, UH, 2083 01:13:12,096 --> 01:13:12,930 LIKES TULIPS. 2084 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:15,224 EXCEPT MAYBE TO NIBBLE ON. 2085 01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:17,184 YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 2086 01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:19,103 DO YOU KNOW WHAT,I HAVE AN IDEA, 2087 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:21,021 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THEM? 2088 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:26,110 I GUESS I'D HATE TO SEE THEMGO TO WASTE. 2089 01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:28,821 HERE. 2090 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:29,863 TRADE? 2091 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,240 YEAH. [CHUCKLING] 2092 01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:32,741 I GOT HER. 2093 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,034 SO, HOW IS SHIRLEY? 2094 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:36,954 ASK HER YOURSELF. 2095 01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,914 HEY, GIRL,HOW YOU DOING? 2096 01:13:38,997 --> 01:13:40,624 HUH? 2097 01:13:40,624 --> 01:13:41,792 SHE SEEMS GOOD. 2098 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:43,252 YEAH, SHE IS GOOD. 2099 01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:45,212 [GROANING]THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 2100 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:47,548 SHE'S LOOSENED UP A BIT,YOU KNOW. 2101 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:49,091 ADAM HAS THAT EFFECTON OTHER DOGS. 2102 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,300 YEAH? 2103 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:52,177 YEAH. 2104 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:58,434 BAILEY, I HAVETO SAY SOMETHING. 2105 01:13:59,726 --> 01:14:01,103 I MAY NOT... 2106 01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:04,690 LOVE DOGS AS MUCHAS YOU DO, BUT... 2107 01:14:04,815 --> 01:14:08,235 I DO LOVE YOU. 2108 01:14:10,737 --> 01:14:11,864 HOW MUCH? [CHUCKLES] 2109 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:15,284 VERY, VERY MUCH. 2110 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:19,413 AND I'M... 2111 01:14:19,496 --> 01:14:23,458 I'M JUST HOPINGYOU STILL LOVE ME, TOO. 2112 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,335 I DO. 2113 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:27,838 I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 2114 01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:29,882 -YOU DO?-I DO. 2115 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:32,926 THIS IS REALLY GREAT,YOU KNOW WHY? 2116 01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:34,052 [LAUGHING] WHY? 2117 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:35,679 BECAUSE ACCORDINGTO MY SCHEDULE, 2118 01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:37,139 WE STILL CAN SEND OUTTHE INVITATIONS IN TIME 2119 01:14:37,222 --> 01:14:40,017 AND MAKE OURORIGINAL WEDDING DATE. 2120 01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:42,603 THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 2121 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:43,729 I KNOW. 2122 01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:48,692 SO, WEDDING DRESS, CHECK. 2123 01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:49,902 INVITATIONS, CHECK. 2124 01:14:49,943 --> 01:14:50,944 CAKE, CHECK-- 2125 01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:51,945 WAIT, DID WE DECIDE ON 2126 01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:53,322 A LEMON CAKEWITH VANILLA FROSTING, 2127 01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:55,490 OR THE VANILLA CAKEWITH LEMON FROSTING? 2128 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:56,617 WHAT? NO, NO, NEITHER. 2129 01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,827 WE CHOSE THE RASPBERRYBLACK SATIN FUDGE CAKE. 2130 01:14:58,911 --> 01:14:59,953 NO, YOU CHOSE THAT ONE. 2131 01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,455 I SAID SOMETHING LIGHTERWOULD BE NICE. 2132 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,124 BUT, BABE,THAT BLACK SATIN CAKE, 2133 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:05,501 I MEAN, THAT MAKESA STATEMENT. 2134 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:06,502 AND, DON'T FORGET, 2135 01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,253 THAT'S CHEF DUBOIS'SIGNATURE DESSERT. 2136 01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:10,214 OKAY, PHOTOGRAPHER, CHECK. 2137 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,173 VIDEOGRAPHER, CHECK. 2138 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:12,299 WALTZ LESSONS,WALTZ LESSONS-- 2139 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,967 WE STILL HAVE TO SCHEDULE THOSE. 2140 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,010 OKAY, SO, 2141 01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:16,053 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WALTZ. 2142 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,387 I'M ENVISIONINGSOMETHING DIFFERENT 2143 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:19,139 FOR OUR FIRST DANCE. 2144 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,767 LOOK, BAILEY, WE STRANGSARE A FAMILY OF WALTZERS. 2145 01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:23,143 I MEAN, THIS HAS BEENA WEDDING TRADITION 2146 01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,062 FOR, LIKE, FOREVER! 2147 01:15:25,145 --> 01:15:26,688 YOU'LL LOVE IT, YOU'LL SEE. 2148 01:15:26,730 --> 01:15:27,981 MUSIC, CHECK. 2149 01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:28,982 WEDDING DRESS, CHECK. 2150 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:30,234 AMBER'S DRESS, CHECK. 2151 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,276 UNCHECK. 2152 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:34,780 SHE'S REALLY--SHE'S NOTINTO THE WHOLE SUIT THING. 2153 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:36,823 SO, ONE OF THOSE OTHER OPTIONSTHAT WE LOOKED AT, 2154 01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:37,950 THE LIGHTER-COLORED ONES? 2155 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:39,534 YEAH, BUT THE WHOLE POINT 2156 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:41,828 WAS FOR HER DRESS TO MATCHTHE ROSES IN THE CENTERPIECES, 2157 01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:44,331 SO, I'M SORRY,THAT ONE'S NOT NEGOTIABLE. 2158 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:51,338 [MUTTERING] GOT THOSE.HAIRCUTS... 2159 01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:52,881 DID I GET A HAIRCUT? 2160 01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:54,049 YES, I DID. 2161 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,597 BAILEY,FOR PETE'S SAKE, 2162 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,598 YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAKING, 2163 01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,392 I CANNOT GET THIS DRESSZIPPED UP. 2164 01:16:03,433 --> 01:16:04,685 IT'S SO COLD. 2165 01:16:04,768 --> 01:16:05,936 ISN'T IT FREEZING IN HERE? 2166 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,646 MM-MM, NO,IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY WARM. 2167 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,439 THE ONLY THING THAT'S FREEZINGARE THE DAIQUIRIS. 2168 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,859 OKAY, THERE, HOW'S THAT? 2169 01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,319 OH, SO TIGHT. 2170 01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:15,821 IT'S SO MUCH TIGHTERTHAN IT WAS. 2171 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:16,905 I CAN'T REALLY BREATHE. 2172 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:18,615 HONEY, IT FITS YOUPERFECTLY. 2173 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,284 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 2174 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:23,412 OKAY... 2175 01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:25,205 AND DONE. 2176 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,124 THANKS. OKAY. 2177 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,209 GORGEOUS. 2178 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:30,294 THANKS. 2179 01:16:30,377 --> 01:16:32,629 I AM SO SORRY... 2180 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,590 ABOUT THE SUIT. 2181 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,008 AH... 2182 01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:40,470 [SIGHS NERVOUSLY] 2183 01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,472 OKAY, UM, 2184 01:16:42,597 --> 01:16:45,017 I'M GOING TO GODOWNSTAIRS AND FIND TRAVIS. 2185 01:16:45,058 --> 01:16:46,685 [SIGHS EMOTIONALLY] 2186 01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:49,813 OKAY, NO, I PROMISEI WON'T CRY UNTIL AFTER. 2187 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:51,690 YEAH. 2188 01:16:51,815 --> 01:16:52,733 YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS. 2189 01:16:52,816 --> 01:16:53,775 OH, BAILEY... 2190 01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:54,860 YOU LOOKGORGEOUS. 2191 01:16:54,901 --> 01:16:56,320 THANKS. 2192 01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,322 BYE. 2193 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,244 SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 2194 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,830 YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST BRIDE EVER. 2195 01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:08,623 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 2196 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:09,875 I'VE SEEN YOUR PICTURES. 2197 01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:13,003 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, HONEY? 2198 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,006 BESIDES THE FACT THATI CAN'T REALLY BREATHE 2199 01:17:16,089 --> 01:17:17,174 AND I MIGHT PASS OUT? 2200 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:19,885 I'M GOOD. 2201 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,722 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 2202 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:28,101 I SO WISH YOUR FATHERWAS HERE TO SEE THIS. 2203 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:31,480 HE WOULD HAVE BEENSO PROUD OF YOU. 2204 01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:37,235 WHEN DID YOU KNOWTHAT HE WAS... 2205 01:17:38,695 --> 01:17:40,364 YOU KNOW, THE ONE? 2206 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:41,948 [CHUCKLES] 2207 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:43,700 YOU KNOW WHAT, 2208 01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:44,701 IT WAS ACTUALLY 2209 01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:46,662 WHEN WE WERESTANDING UP THERE 2210 01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:49,039 ABOUT TO GET MARRIED. 2211 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:51,208 I LOOKED AT HIM 2212 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,127 LIKE I HAD NEVERSEEN HIM BEFORE, 2213 01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:56,254 AND I JUST KNEW, 2214 01:17:56,296 --> 01:17:58,590 HE WAS MY SOULMATE. 2215 01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:00,717 AND HE WOULD LOVE MEFOR EXACTLY WHO I WAS, 2216 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:03,804 AND ME, HIM,COME RAIN OR SHINE. 2217 01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:06,098 HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU 2218 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,517 YOU'RE THE BEST MOMIN THE WORLD? 2219 01:18:10,727 --> 01:18:12,437 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 2220 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,189 [CHUCKLES FONDLY] OKAY. 2221 01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:15,690 ALL RIGHT. 2222 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,442 BEAUTIFUL, ARE YOU READY 2223 01:18:17,567 --> 01:18:21,071 TO BECOMEMRS. ERIC STRANG? 2224 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:23,657 I'LL BE OUT IN ONE MINUTE. 2225 01:18:32,624 --> 01:18:34,084 I LOVE YOU. 2226 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,627 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 2227 01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:53,395 [SIGHING] 2228 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:54,855 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 2229 01:18:57,065 --> 01:18:58,108 AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING? 2230 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,445 IS ERIC MY SOULMATE,COME RAIN OR COME SHINE? 2231 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,198 AM I HIS? 2232 01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:08,743 I'M TALKING TO DOGS. 2233 01:19:08,785 --> 01:19:10,746 OKAY. 2234 01:19:10,787 --> 01:19:12,164 [LAUGHS]LET'S GET MARRIED! 2235 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:20,005 [♪♪] 2236 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,252 DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, 2237 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:00,962 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 2238 01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:03,340 TO WITNESS AND CELEBRATE 2239 01:20:03,423 --> 01:20:06,676 THE JOINING OF BAILEY AND ERIC 2240 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,721 IN HOLY MATRIMONY. 2241 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:15,310 AND DO YOU, BAILEY, 2242 01:20:15,393 --> 01:20:16,686 TAKE ERIC 2243 01:20:16,811 --> 01:20:18,563 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLYWEDDED HUSBAND? 2244 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:21,608 FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, 2245 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,027 FOR RICHER, FOR POORER, 2246 01:20:24,110 --> 01:20:27,447 IN SICKNESSAND IN HEALTH, 2247 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:31,076 TO LOVE, AND TO CHERISH 2248 01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:33,453 TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 2249 01:20:53,473 --> 01:20:55,183 [STAMMERS QUIETLY] N-NO. 2250 01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:56,351 NO, I... 2251 01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:59,312 NO, I DON'T. I'M... 2252 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:01,398 ERIC, I'M SO SORRY. 2253 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:02,899 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2254 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:03,817 I WANTED TO BE 2255 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:04,901 WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE, 2256 01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:05,902 BUT I'M... 2257 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,112 I'M NOT THAT PERSON. 2258 01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:09,447 WE CAN'T... 2259 01:21:09,573 --> 01:21:11,575 DO IT LIKE THAT. 2260 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,034 BAILEY, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT? 2261 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:14,119 YOU KNOW YOU DON'TBELIEVE THAT. 2262 01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:16,288 NOW, JUST, COME ON,GET IT TOGETHER, AND-- 2263 01:21:16,329 --> 01:21:18,039 I REALLY BELIEVE THAT. 2264 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,626 ANY WOMANWOULD BE SO LUCKY 2265 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,336 TO BE STANDING HERE WITH YOU, 2266 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,589 BUT YOU'VE HADTHIS WHOLE THING PLANNED OUT, 2267 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,632 YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE LIFEPLANNED OUT, 2268 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:29,175 AND IT JUST--IT WASN'T MY PLAN. 2269 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:34,681 WHAT ARE YOU... 2270 01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:36,433 I'M SO SORRY. 2271 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:37,434 COME HERE. 2272 01:21:50,363 --> 01:21:51,239 COME ON. 2273 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,033 [CROWD MURMURING IN CONCERN] 2274 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,097 [RAIN POURING] 2275 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,309 SO, I GUESS... 2276 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:21,144 I JUST REALIZED, YOU KNOW, 2277 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:22,604 THAT I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT MAN 2278 01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:24,606 BY TRYING TO BETHE RIGHT WOMAN FOR HIM. 2279 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,775 I JUST HAVE TO BE... 2280 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,610 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TOBE TRUE TO YOURSELF, 2281 01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:30,862 AND THEN THE RESTFALLS INTO PLACE, HOPEFULLY. 2282 01:22:30,904 --> 01:22:34,282 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,BAILEY. 2283 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:38,662 SEE, HE'S JUST A BIGSOFTIE AFTER ALL. 2284 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:40,664 AW... 2285 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,042 [CHUCKLING] 2286 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:45,669 [GIGGLES] 2287 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,962 YOU TWO REALLYLOVE EACH OTHER, DON'T YOU? 2288 01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:51,341 YEAH, WE'RE, UH,WE'RE PRETTY INSEPARABLE. 2289 01:22:51,424 --> 01:22:53,510 YEAH, AND NOT JUST BECAUSEOF THIS JOINT, EITHER. 2290 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:54,386 OH, HONEY... 2291 01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:58,098 I HOPE TO SOMEDAY HAVEWHAT YOU HAVE. 2292 01:22:58,181 --> 01:23:00,517 YOU KNOW WHAT,SWEETIE, 2293 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,353 I WAS JUST ABOUT YOUR AGEWHEN I STARTED WORKING HERE. 2294 01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:04,354 I WOULD STAND BEHINDTHAT COUNTER EVERY DAY, 2295 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:07,524 WAITING FORMY PRINCE CHARMING 2296 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:08,692 TO COME WALKINGTHROUGH THE DOOR. 2297 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:11,361 GUYS CAME IN,AND GUYS WENT OUT, 2298 01:23:11,444 --> 01:23:12,362 AND GUESS WHAT? 2299 01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,030 THERE WAS NOTA SINGLE PRINCE AMONG THEM. 2300 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:17,200 [CHUCKLES]AND THEN, ONE DAY, 2301 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,201 RIGHT OUTTA THE BLUE, 2302 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:21,037 THIS ONE SAYS TO ME, 2303 01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:23,039 "HOW ABOUTWE GO OUT SOMETIME?" 2304 01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:24,207 AND I'M LIKE,"GO OUT WHERE?" 2305 01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:26,126 [LAUGHS] 2306 01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:27,836 HE'S LIKE,"ON A DATE, DUMMY!" 2307 01:23:27,919 --> 01:23:29,045 [LAUGHING] 2308 01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:30,213 AND PRETTY MUCH 2309 01:23:30,213 --> 01:23:31,381 THE REST IS HISTORY. 2310 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,425 [CHUCKLES]ANCIENT HISTORY. 2311 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:35,885 [LAUGHS] YOU SPEAKFOR YOURSELF. 2312 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,848 THE POINT IS, HONEY, 2313 01:23:39,931 --> 01:23:41,808 SOMETIMES-- 2314 01:23:41,891 --> 01:23:44,394 SOMETIMES, THOSE ANSWERSARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. 2315 01:23:44,477 --> 01:23:45,645 WE JUST HAVE TOOPEN UP OUR EYES 2316 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:46,855 AND SEE THEM. 2317 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,732 [DINER]: A KIND AND BEAUTIFULWOMAN ONCE TOLD ME 2318 01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:49,899 "DOGS LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY. 2319 01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:52,569 "IF YOU FIND SOMEONEWHO CAN LOVE YOU LIKE A DOG, 2320 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,571 YOU JUST MAY HAVE FOUNDTRUE LOVE." 2321 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:56,740 COLE? 2322 01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:57,741 HI, BAILEY. 2323 01:23:57,824 --> 01:23:58,742 GOOD STORY. 2324 01:23:58,867 --> 01:23:59,784 [GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT] 2325 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:04,247 YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERETHE WHOLE TIME? 2326 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,248 OH, HONEY,HE'S HERE EVERY NIGHT. 2327 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,541 REALLY. TILL CLOSINGAND SOMETIMES AFTER. 2328 01:24:06,624 --> 01:24:08,835 SITTING OVER THERE,HUNCHED OVER A BOOK. 2329 01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,211 YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 2330 01:24:10,253 --> 01:24:11,087 YEAH. 2331 01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:13,923 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 2332 01:24:13,923 --> 01:24:15,717 I DON'T KNOW,I GUESS I JUST ENJOYED 2333 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,052 HEARING THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE. 2334 01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:19,387 AH... 2335 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:22,807 OKAY, I'M... I'M STILLKIND OF EMBARRASSED, ACTUALLY, 2336 01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:24,642 ABOUT EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU 2337 01:24:24,684 --> 01:24:25,852 AT THAT PARTY. 2338 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,103 ARE YOU KIDDING? 2339 01:24:27,187 --> 01:24:28,480 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 2340 01:24:28,521 --> 01:24:31,441 BESIDES, I'VE HAD THE BIGGEST,BADDEST CRUSH ON YOU 2341 01:24:31,524 --> 01:24:32,609 EVER SINCE. 2342 01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:40,074 OKAY, SO NOW YOU'VE HEARDALL OF THAT... 2343 01:24:40,116 --> 01:24:41,910 WHAT CAN I SAY? 2344 01:24:41,993 --> 01:24:43,453 I'M A GONER. 2345 01:24:46,456 --> 01:24:47,999 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVERASK ME OUT? 2346 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:52,128 YOU WERE ALWAYS SEEING SOMEONE,OR BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE, 2347 01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:53,838 AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RIGHT. 2348 01:24:55,048 --> 01:24:56,591 THAT'S SO NOT WHO I AM. 2349 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,885 I REALLY HAVE NEVERDATED AROUND MUCH. 2350 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,095 IT'S JUST BEEN-- 2351 01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:03,556 IT'S A CRAZY TIME. 2352 01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:08,645 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT,JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 2353 01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:16,486 [CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY] 2354 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,158 [CHUCKLING] 2355 01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:23,243 [CLUCKING TO DOGS]HERE WE GO. 2356 01:25:23,284 --> 01:25:24,661 THAT WASQUITE THE STORY. 2357 01:25:24,744 --> 01:25:27,914 [LAUGHS] WELL, YEAH. 2358 01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:33,211 SO... 2359 01:25:33,253 --> 01:25:36,297 WHERE ARE YOUGOING NOW? 2360 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,591 UM... 2361 01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:41,010 I DON'T KNOW. 2362 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:44,139 I'M NOT TIRED, THOUGH. 2363 01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:45,974 WELL, HOW WOULDYOU AND THE DOGS 2364 01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:49,018 LIKE TO MEETMY NEW BEAGLE, FLAPJACK? 2365 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,812 A BEAGLE? 2366 01:25:50,895 --> 01:25:53,356 OH, BOY. 2367 01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:55,441 I THINKWE'D LIKE THAT. 2368 01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:57,610 COOL. 2369 01:25:57,652 --> 01:25:59,696 WHICH WAY? 2370 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:00,947 ALL RIGHT. 2371 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:05,326 [♪♪] 2372 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:09,581 YOU MUST BEFREEZING. 2373 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:13,209 ADAM... GOOD BOY. 2374 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:21,926 [♪♪] 141273