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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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Megamind:
Welcome to "Megamind's Rules
For Defending Your City!"
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Today,
we're sprucing up the lair
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and cleaning out our emails
from the onternet.
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My number-one fan
Terry Sasko writes,
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"How important to crimefighting
is handsomeness?"
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Why, it's like
the number one thing!
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Myself aside,
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keeping your heroic lair
handsome is critical,
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and the secrets are simple.
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Elbow grease,
a huge army of brainbots,
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and a compassionate supervisor.
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Double time, brainbots!
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I wanna be able to make
a sandwich on a toilet seat!
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-(grunts)
-(grunts) Sir!
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I was cleaning the Gallery
of the Vanquished when I noticed
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that Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush was missing!
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-Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush...
-(dramatic crescendo)
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Keiko:
Uh, Earth to Megs.
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What the heck is
a Mack-a-blah-blah's
golden hairbrush?
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Dear Keiko,
that hairbrush belonged
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to my villain shool master,
Machiavillain.
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He was the greatest bad guy
who ever lived.
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Cunning and cruel,
with long, luxurious hair
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and the voice
of a glam rock angel.
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He ruled the world of villainy
with wicked schemes,
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power chords,
and, most of all...
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(echoing)
presentation!
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He still sends shivers
down my spine.
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(shivers)
And then I defeated him,
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which completed my training
and bada-bing,
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I'm the world's
greatest villain!
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And now, I'm a hero but
I'd still really like to know
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where that brush went.
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Now, where was I?
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-(yelps)
-Happy birthday, girl!
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Oh, you got me a drone?!
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Yeah. You can use your phone
to control it
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and talk through it.
Hide behind your couch,
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and you can use it to scare
the new city comptroller.
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-Not that I tried that.
-(gasps) So cool, Roxie!
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Thank you so much.
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-(beeping)
-(whirring)
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**
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And me?
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I have... a very big surprise.
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It's a, a very surprising
thing,
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even to me.
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It's okay you forgot
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because I know exactly
what I want for my birthday.
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You told me you'd train me
to be a crimefighter.
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-That's what I want.
-I never told you that. Ow!
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-(grunts)
-(beep)
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(on video)
You help me,
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I'll train you to be
a crimefighter.
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You have my word.
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Well... it appears I did.
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Sadly, I don't think
you're ready.
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You might have to put in
a little more work first.
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Or a lot more.
Actually,
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I need you to sweep
the curbs around the lair,
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lest Roxanne send
her filth police after me.
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I don't have filth police.
But...
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-(beep)
-Memo. Patrol cars
with mop wheels.
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Little brooms in holsters.
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I don't wanna sweep curbs
on my birthday!
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Uh, maybe I'm one of those
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make-you-do-chores-until-
surprise!-
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you-know-how-
to-do-everything teachers.
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Oh, but really,
I'm not a teacher at all.
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Self-teaching is the best.
That's what I've always said.
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But you had a teacher!
The hairbrush guy!
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Trust me, you're better off
teaching yourself. Bye!
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That was shockingly harsh.
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Would you like me
to invite her back
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and destroy her surprise?
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Which is?
I'm so excited to hear
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what you make up
right this second.
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**
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I'm gonna, uh, make a cake.
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A cake for Keiko!
Nailed it.
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(scoffs) Come on.
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You don't know how to make
a glass of water.
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How hard can it be?
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Have you ever heard
the term "piece of cake"?
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Chum!
To the hot refrigerator!
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**
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(whirring)
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(clatters)
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-(drone whirring)
-New drone camera check.
Looks good.
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Welcome to "Keiko's Rules
For Defending Your City!"
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So, Megamind thinks
I'm not ready for training.
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Well, I'm not ready
to not be ready.
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And since he wanted me
to teach myself,
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I borrowed this. Boom!
Disguise generator.
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To prove I'm hero material,
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I'm gonna infiltrate
the Doom Syndicate
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and find out
their next big moves.
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Luckily, Megamind just put
shadow boy in the slammer, so...
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-(whirs)
-(Nighty-Knight voice): What up!
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I'm Nighty-Knight.
I'm dumb and think I'm scary,
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and Keiko Morita is awesome.
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(beep, whir)
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**
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To find their hideout,
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I encircled their metadata
to pinpoint
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-the exact location of... Wait.
-(beep)
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That's their secret hideout?
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-(whirs)
-Man, these guys are doofuses.
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(laughter)
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-Look at me! I am kicking
your derriere! Ho, ho, ho!
-(laughing)
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Come on, guys!
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This is a communal workspace!
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We're supposed to be
a community!
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Quiet! Behemoth having
hard time with 'puter.
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(clicking, Mac alert chimes)
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-(laughter)
-I'm gonna call the cops on you!
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Then, I'll be the one laughing!
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Ha, ha, ha-- Ah!
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Behemoth say quiet down!
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You no listen, so you go up!
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(Lady Doppler laughing)
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You guys are a bunch of
bullies!
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His feet are dangling!
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-(Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight laughs)
-(villains stop laughing)
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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Dark tidings!
And other dark... things.
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Yes, I have freed myself
from prison.
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Now, what's our next dark plan?
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Nighty-Knight,
where are the sandwiches?
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Uh... the what?
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Has prison made you dumb-dumb?
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When one of us escape,
they bring sandwiches for all.
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Oh! Yeah.
I was gonna pick some up,
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but, you know,
darkness and... stuff.
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So,
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what are we gonna do next
to bring old Megamind down?
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Let me get this straight.
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You go to jail for a day,
forget the sandwiches,
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and think we're gonna start
letting you in on planning? No!
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We plan, you do chores.
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Drop my lucky beret
at ze cleaners.
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-Actually, we all have
filthy outfits to go there.
-(Nighty-Knight grunts)
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(Behemoth cheers, laughs)
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(grunts)
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That's right.
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Of all the villains
I could've impersonated,
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I picked the one
that gets chores.
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(clang)
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-(oven dings)
-Ah! The cake is ready.
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Sir, perhaps you should've
used,
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you know, a recipe.
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If a birthday is going
to be a surprise,
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shouldn't the ingredients
be as well?
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Now, let's marvel at its
sponge-like fluffiness.
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(sliding, sucking air)
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(rock-like clattering)
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Well, that certainly
was a surprise.
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(clang)
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Now, with a slight
adjustment...
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And a pinch of love!
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...this first layer will be
about as moist as a cake can be.
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(dripping)
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-(splat)
-Ah!
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Achilles' high-tops!
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Are you okay?
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Eh, it's all going
according to plan.
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Ah, so 12-degree burns
were part of your plan.
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**
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Oh, well done, Sir!
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You see, Chum?
With trial and error,
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one can accomplish anything.
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-(animal-like screech)
-Chum: Wah!
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-(feral shrieking)
-Help! Get it off! Get it off!
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(ray gun blasts)
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-(blows)
-Just to be clear,
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this is for Keiko's birthday
this year, right?
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**
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-(typing)
-Behemoth appreciate help.
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Didn't know you knew
about 'puters.
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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Are you sure you have to print
this entire collection?
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Behemoth:
It Behemoth's favorite
comic strip.
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Funny cat keeps
Behemoth temper in check.
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-(printing)
-You know, all of
your failed print jobs
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-are jamming up the queue.
-(stomping)
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You be patient
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or Behemoth crush
and melt your bones!
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See? Behemoth need all
10,000 pages of Happy Pizza Cat.
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(groans)
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-(typing)
-Control alt delete,
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and print-a-doodle-doo.
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Behemoth thank you.
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-(Behemoth grunts)
-Oh! Ah!
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Hey, I just want to apologize
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for the behavior
of my coworkers.
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Thanks.
That means a lot.
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I'm grateful one of you
is capable of kindness.
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-(dramatic music playing)
-(Behemoth laughing)
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-(beep, whir)
-Huh?
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Who are you?
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I work for Megamind!
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Can you get my back
if I need it?
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Well, I would,
but I'm too afraid
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of what these bullies
are capable of.
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Come on.
You're the former mayor!
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-You got a little
cutthroat in you.
-Huh.
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Well, I suppose
I did crush Bulldog McGoo
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in that runoff election.
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Look, if Megamind can help
put these guys back in prison,
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then I'll do what I can to
help.
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And call me Jody.
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Jody Smelt. I do it all.
Taxes, food delivery...
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Oh!
And blown-glass figurines, huh?
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-These are cool.
-Lady Doppler: Nighty-Knight!
We need you!
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-Gotta go.
-(beep, whir)
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-(soft music playing)
-(applause)
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We saw you typing out there,
and we thought,
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"Yes! One of us finally
learned how to type!"
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-(grunts)
-Me make big ideas
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to help big boss take down
Megamind. You type.
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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Big boss? Who's bigger than us?
Am I right?
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-(laughter)
-Oh, mais oui, mais oui!
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He's much funnier now
that he knows how to type.
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-D'accord!
-(typing)
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To take down Megamind,
we should first...
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(tense music playing)
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Nighty-Knight:
What in the blazes
is going on?!
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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Uh, I'll tell you
what's going on!
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-I'm the real Nighty-Knight!
-Nighty-Knight: No,
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I'm the real Nighty-Knight.
243
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,982
Well, this one
brought sandwiches.
244
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,402
Yeah, but this one
knows how to type.
245
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,154
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
As the real,
actual Nighty-Knight,
246
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,490
I can totally
throw my shadow, right?
247
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,119
(laughs) N-No way this loser
impostor can shadow-throw.
248
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,121
Nighty-Knight:
Let's see if this imposter
249
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,748
can conjure up
an entire unicorn.
250
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,918
-Made of darkness!
-(lights click)
251
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,963
-What?
-Weak shadow, bro.
252
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,133
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
So weak. Do I even need
to throw mine? (laughs)
253
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,010
I mean, you can pick him
if you want,
254
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,887
but you'll lose
these magic typing fingers.
255
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:41,016
I declare the Nighty-Knight
who can type is the real one.
256
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,976
-Nighty-Knight: No!
Let me go again.
-(door opens)
257
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,103
Machiavillain:
What is going on?
258
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,981
I can hardly
hear myself scheming.
259
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,733
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Whoa...
260
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,735
Machiavillain:
Either Nighty-Knight
has a twin sibling,
261
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,820
and Heaven help us
if that's true,
262
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,073
or we have an impostor
in our midst.
263
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,701
We cannot figure out
who is the real one!
264
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,078
Hm. Wild guess,
265
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:06,041
maybe not the one wearing
Megamind's disguise generator.
266
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,209
-(gasps) Sacre bleu!
-Why didn't we see that?
267
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,003
(sighs) Honestly,
if I had a head,
268
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,255
I'd shake it in disappointment.
269
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,175
Now, let's see
who our surprise guest is.
270
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,469
-(beep, whir)
-(dramatic music playing)
271
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,763
Busted. Huh?!
272
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,307
Hi, Busted.
Me Behemoth.
273
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,560
-Megamind: Okay, look.
-(Chum gasps)
274
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,147
Roxanne:
Megamind. That's...
275
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,190
beautiful.
276
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,817
Oh...
Mind if I take a little taste?
277
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,236
Don't move a muscle! (gasps)
278
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,032
Sorry. Just look at it
for a few more seconds.
279
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,409
Close your eyes
even tighter than before.
280
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,786
Believe in me,
281
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,039
knowing in your heart
that I have the ability
282
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:49,459
to create a perfect cake
for Keiko.
283
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,212
-Something's fishy.
-Sorry. That's me.
284
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,464
I'm a bit overdue
for a bowl cleaning.
285
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,508
-(scoffs) No, not you, Chum.
-(whimpers)
286
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,678
Oh, gimme a break!
287
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,596
A cardboard cutout of a cake
288
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,100
might not be the mind-blowing
surprise you'd hoped for.
289
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,477
I don't know.
It's a pretty nice picture.
290
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,771
I'd love that
for my birthday, Sir.
291
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,064
(sighs) Fine.
292
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:14,317
Making a cake
is actually hard for me.
293
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,944
There, I said it.
294
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,238
(sighs) It's okay.
295
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:22,158
You know, I can teach you
how to make a cake.
296
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,411
You? You can't bake!
297
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,455
Those muffins you made tasted
like charred hair follicles.
298
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,958
I'll have you know
I've been taking online classes,
299
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,502
and my food is much more
edible.
300
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,254
So, do you want my help?
301
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,339
I don't need help
from you or anyone!
302
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,342
Believe me,
self-teaching is the best.
303
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,803
If you teach me,
the only way I can be sure
304
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,889
I've mastered cake-making
is if I defeat you in battle,
305
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,850
and I really don't want
to do that to you.
306
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,351
I-I think your last teacher
307
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,770
may have given you
the wrong idea about teaching.
308
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,356
-Oh, so many wrong ideas.
-(sad music playing)
309
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,984
Machiavillain was
villainy incarnate.
310
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,944
Pure evil.
311
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,196
(echoing)
Evil... Evil... Evil...
312
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,116
Machiavillain:
Can I get you some gum?
Boba tea?
313
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,327
Oh, silly me. (laughs)
You must be so lost.
314
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:10,415
I'm Machiavillain,
an old friend of Megamind's.
315
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,210
It is a pleasure to finally
make your acquaintance, Keiko.
316
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,172
It's very clear to me
that you're a gifted student
317
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257
in desperate need
of the right teacher.
318
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,092
Actually, Megamind promised--
319
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,886
Machiavillain:
Megamind. (scoffs)
320
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,220
He could've been
the greatest villain
321
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,972
the world has ever seen.
322
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,975
He had so much potential.
323
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,061
(sighs)
It must be heartbreaking
324
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,896
he doesn't see yours.
325
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,440
That's... actually why I'm
here.
326
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,275
Figured I'd give evil a shot.
327
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,277
And you'd be a much
better teacher than Megamind.
328
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,072
How do we know she's not
just trying to spy on us
329
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,699
-for her old boss?
-Machiavillain: Hm...
330
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,327
She's right. You'll have
to prove your loyalty
331
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,537
before we can start
your training.
332
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,164
Yeah, sure. Okay.
333
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,084
What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank? Destroy the moon?
334
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,252
-(dramatic music playing)
-I want you to steal
335
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,714
Megamind's baby binky.
336
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,758
That's it. Seriously?
337
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,259
Machiavillain:
Think of it as a small test
338
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,763
before we let you in on
our bigger plans.
339
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,264
But know this.
340
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,766
You try anything funny,
341
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,352
and you will force me
to do something...
342
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,979
-most regrettable.
-(dramatic crescendo)
343
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,856
Maybe I will take that boba.
344
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,570
Soft enough that you can't
use it for hockey,
345
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,906
and it's not walking off
on its own power.
346
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,950
Clearly, I have nailed this!
347
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,660
(hopeful crescendo)
348
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,453
(gags, grunts)
349
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,498
(straining)
Maybe it needs more salt.
350
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,334
(scoffs)
How can it be that bad?
351
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,586
-(horror sting)
-(yelps, grunts)
352
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,922
(straining)
Maybe when
we can move again,
353
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,134
you finally let me teach you
how to make a cake.
354
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720
That might be a good idea.
355
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,805
**
356
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,766
(action music playing)
357
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,481
(brainbot whirring)
358
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,859
-(beeping)
-(drone buzzing)
359
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,278
Okay, drone.
Let's do this.
360
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,615
Keiko Recording (on drone):
Yoo-hoo! Drones rule!
Brainbots drool!
361
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,660
(brainbots whir)
362
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,374
(grunts)
363
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,877
(door creaks)
364
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,879
(mysterious music playing)
365
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,593
-(binky humming)
-Whoa!
366
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,721
This is more than just a binky.
367
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,640
This has some kind of... power.
368
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,101
I can't just hand this
to Machiavillain,
369
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,187
but I have to find out
what his plan is!
370
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,772
Oh, think, Keiko.
Think!
371
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,026
**
372
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,569
If you want an exact copy,
373
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,030
it's gonna take me
about an hour.
374
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,406
I don't have an hour!
375
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,200
I'm giving the Doomers the
fake,
376
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,495
then I gotta get the OG
back to Megamind lickety-split.
377
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,622
So, this is to pull one over
on those creeps, right?
378
00:15:56,748 --> 00:16:00,043
I'll do it in the 15 fastest
minutes of your life.
379
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,044
(dramatic crescendo)
380
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,629
(soft music playing)
381
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,382
What's the real reason
you won't train Keiko?
382
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,967
(sighs) That's personal.
I'll never tell.
383
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,553
Oh, you better tell,
or I'm gonna tickle you.
384
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,056
Good luck. We can't move.
385
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,141
Well, look at this.
386
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,269
(laughing) Stop!
Ah! Please stop!
387
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,689
Not until you fess up.
388
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,067
Now, what's more tickly
than your armpit?
389
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,443
-(giggles)
-Please! Not my ears!
390
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,946
-(squeaking)
-(laughing)
391
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,948
So, why won't you train her?
392
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,324
(laughing)
393
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,827
Because I don't want
to put Keiko through
394
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,538
what I went through!
Especially the whole...
395
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,706
(laughing)
396
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,543
defeat-me-to-prove-
her-mastery thing!
397
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,503
Oh!
Oh, thank goodness.
398
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,755
Just because that's the way
you were taught
399
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,841
doesn't mean
you'll do the same to Keiko.
400
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,510
Look, if I teach you
to make a cake,
401
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,596
I promise you won't
have to defeat me.
402
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,558
Okay, okay.
You have a deal.
403
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,353
Great. I'll gather ingredients.
Uh, you regain mobility.
404
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,314
Wait. How did it wear off
on you so quickly?
405
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,483
I was faking.
You really think
406
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,569
I'd swallow something
you cooked?
407
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,695
Come on...
408
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,572
**
409
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,365
(quietly)
Fake's in your hand.
410
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,034
I've marked it with
a little lightning bolt.
411
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,869
-See?
-Keiko: Cool.
412
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,455
The original is in
your backpack. Good luck.
413
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,207
-(whirring)
-Mm, yes.
414
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,335
I can sense the power.
415
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,545
The binky has entered the room.
416
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,714
-Mission accomplished.
-(zap)
417
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,674
Huh?
418
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,677
(Lady Doppler and Pierre gasp)
419
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,305
Well, you've done well, Keiko.
420
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:39,225
Come. You've earned the coveted
Seat of Dishonor at our table.
421
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,102
**
422
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,063
-Nighty-Knight: Aw...
-(grunts)
423
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,773
Aw, yeah.
424
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,610
Now you're ready to hear
the details of my genius plan.
425
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,280
In fact, you're
an integral part of it.
426
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,116
(soft laughter)
427
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,910
Keiko Morita,
428
00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,663
the "expert in
all things Megamind,"
429
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,166
didn't know that this binky
430
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:07,420
is one of the most powerful
energy sources in the universe!
431
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,632
-Huh?
-And it is the final
component needed
432
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:15,553
to restore my body to its
stunning and glamorous glory.
433
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,014
Power up
the regeneration machine!
434
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,933
(dramatic music playing)
435
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,518
Lady Doppler:
Thanks to Megamind's
nincompoopery
436
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,103
when he was playing mayor,
437
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,730
we acquired the perfect vessel
for the machine.
438
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,691
Ta-da!
439
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,778
Nighty-Knight:
While Megamind was obsessing
over his social media,
440
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,322
I managed to steal this
genetically modified starfish
441
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,076
with enhanced regeneration
powers from the aquarium.
442
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,953
Pierre:
Merci to Megamind,
443
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,746
we not only managed
to get ze isotopes
444
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,832
we needed to fuel ze machine...
445
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,918
Behemoth:
Evil friend steal brush
with hair sample.
446
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,673
We use DNA from hair sample
to rebuild big boss' body.
447
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,259
And now, we have the power
of the binky
448
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,344
to bring my plan to fruition.
449
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,930
(clapping)
450
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,350
Hate to interrupt your
long cliché villain explanation,
451
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,644
but I just gave you
a fake binky, dude.
452
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,772
And I got the real one
right here. See ya!
453
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,733
-Get her!
-(dramatic music playing)
454
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,404
She's around here somewhere!
455
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,656
(growling)
456
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,534
(roaring)
457
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,328
Keiko:
Megamind! It's Keiko! Bad news.
458
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,457
-I'm in a jam
and need your help.
-(Lady Doppler shushing)
459
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,293
I'm behind a fire truck
parked on the corner of--
460
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,503
-Seize her! Huh?
-(whirring)
461
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,839
Keiko (on drone):
Maybe you guys should be
called the Dumb Syndicate!
462
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,133
Ha, ha!
Smile for the blooper reel!
463
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,719
Lady Doppler:
How did she get so slippery?!
464
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,555
Tricky girl turned
into flying machine!
465
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,266
-(boom)
-(whooshing)
466
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,851
-(crash)
-(Keiko groans)
467
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,020
**
468
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,230
Ah! (panting) Oh no!
469
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,607
(grunting)
470
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,359
-(zap)
-(panting)
471
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,027
-Whoa!
-(roaring)
472
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,111
Ah!
473
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,615
-(roaring)
-(screaming)
474
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,658
-(crashing)
-Whoa!
475
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,411
-Ah, ha!
-(whirring)
476
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,954
-Ah!
-Ho, ho!
477
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,208
-(beep)
-You will double-cross
your friends.
478
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,334
(beep)
479
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,796
You will double-cross
your friends.
480
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,590
Uh, if I insist.
481
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,467
-Have at you! (yelling)
-Nighty-Knight: Ah!
482
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,887
Not cool, bro! Ow!
Personal space, man!
483
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,722
**
484
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,559
(sighs) Keiko, you're just
too smart for 'em.
485
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,938
Nighty-Knight:
We failed you most darkly.
486
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,606
The child escaped.
487
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,650
And why would that matter?
488
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,319
(dark music playing)
489
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,905
(gasps) It's the fake!
490
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,283
You see, a long cliché
villain explanation
491
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,244
is always a good distraction
492
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:48,123
when swapping out
fake binkies for real ones.
493
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,417
(laughing)
494
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,876
(Syndicate laughs)
495
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:55,463
When Megamind finds out
what his little pupil did,
496
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,550
-it'll rip their team to
shreds! -(dramatic crescendo)
497
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,846
(sad music playing)
498
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,890
Megamind,
I-I have to tell you something.
499
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,809
Megamind:
No, no, no! Not a word,
500
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,563
as I am about to present
your birthday surprise.
501
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,607
-But this is really--
-Shushie shush shushles.
502
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,027
I present to you...
503
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,987
your very own cake!
504
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,240
You really shouldn't have.
Believe me.
505
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,367
But, I made it myself!
506
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,828
You deserve every crumb.
507
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,081
-Will you do us the honors?
-I-I really shouldn't.
508
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,209
-Ugh, just cut the cake.
-Oh, come on, Keiko!
It's your birthday!
509
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,004
(sighs) If you insist.
510
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,632
-(grunts) Um...
-(clang)
511
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,259
Something's in there.
512
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:45,013
Well, reach in
and find out what! (giggles)
513
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,517
-(dramatic crescendo)
-(squishing, grunts)
514
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,020
**
515
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,147
A hero costume?
516
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,484
I apologize for earlier.
517
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,779
You're ready to begin
your training.
518
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:03,573
No. I'm not ready
for this at all.
519
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,533
Keiko, are you alright?
520
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,244
Uh, totally. I...
521
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,038
(sad music playing)
522
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,458
My mom has a thing
for me at home, so I gotta go.
523
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,670
Just gonna leave
this here for now.
524
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,715
Thanks, but... I don't
deserve you guys.
525
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:27,055
-(menacing music playing)
-(muffled machine whirring)
526
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,057
(crackling)
527
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,309
(whirring)
528
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,561
(zapping)
529
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,438
(whirring down)
530
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:39,234
(glam rock music playing)
531
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,028
Machiavillain:
Now we can really get
to work.
532
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,575
(elevator music playing)
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