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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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(whirring)
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-(screaming, grunts)
-(zapping)
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-(groaning)
-Lady Doppler: Always a pleasure
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making a fool outta you,
Megamind.
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And thanks for the isotopes.
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You mean these isotopes?
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Who's the fool now?
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-(laughs)
-(whirs)
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Pierre:
It would appear you
are Monsieur Fool!
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-(laughing)
-(Megamind groans)
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-(Megamind panting)
-(clang)
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-(groans)
-(clicking, whirring)
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Time to spin this
in my favor.
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(zap)
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(yelps)
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(woozy grunting)
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Looks like someone skipped
a well-balanced breakfast.
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-(whoosh)
-(grunts)
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I just have coffee.
Dark blend.
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(maniacal laugh)
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Come on, Megamind.
You got this.
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Okay, I don't got this!
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Nighty-Knight:
Around and around you go!
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Oh, wait. I got it!
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Ah! My eyes!
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(yelling, grunts)
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Ah!
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Don't fall asleep on the job!
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Megamind:
Know this.
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I will not rest
until I get those isotopes!
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But first,
maybe a quick power nap.
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(snores)
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As per your ordinance,
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we have slept--
(clears throat)
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swept this city clean.
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-And the isotopes?
-That I lost,
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mostly because
we were sweeping,
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but I will not rest
until I've recovered them,
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-Roberta.
-Roxie.
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I'm Megamind.
You're Roxie, Roberta.
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-Uh, is his brain broken?
-How would we tell?
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(snoring, grunts)
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You've been chasing
villains all night.
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You should go to bed.
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Hopefully a right-side-up one.
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Heroes don't rest.
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Now, I really have to
get back to the lair.
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Keiko:
Um, this is your lair, buddy.
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Ah, yes, of course.
Thank you, Chum.
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-(snoring)
-If Megamind doesn't
get some rest,
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he's gonna have
a complete Mega-meltdown.
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And those are never pretty.
But not to worry.
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I'll have him shipshape
on the good ship Shipshape
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-in no time. (laughs)
-I know you will, Chum.
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-(groans)
-He really needs some rest.
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Ma'am, you have a full day
of wall-to-wall meetings.
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Keiko, Chum, this has been
a confusing waste of time,
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per usual.
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Well, you and I should
be able to handle things
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while Megamind rests
and recuperates.
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I've got his beloved binky
right here.
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First of all,
he uses a binky?
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Like a little baby?
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Don't tell him I told you.
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But, yes,
it does help him relax.
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That's a fun fact our followers
don't need to know about.
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Anyway, it's a school day, bro.
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I'm only here
for the toaster pastries.
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Oh, but he's in
pretty bad shape, Keiko.
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I don't know
if I can take care of him alone.
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(groans, snores)
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I'll come back
right when school is out
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and give you a hand.
But, come on.
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You're Chum.
You've got this.
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-(musical beeping)
-(gasps)
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Izzy Iggy,
lead singer of Facemelter,
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is doing a show in town!
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Sir's gonna want tickets
for sure.
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-(click)
-(rock drum beat playing)
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I love this song!
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* Put your hands up high,
grab the air *
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* Clap your hands,
like you just don’t care *
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* Stomp your feet
on the cement floor *
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* Do the robot now, open-- *
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-(turns off music)
-Chum,
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I cannot let myself
be distracted
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by the smooth sounds
and velvety voice of Izzy Iggy!
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There's work to do!
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-(snores)
-Sir, you should be
in bed relaxing.
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Here, take your binky.
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Oh, I don't need to relax,
and I don't need my binky.
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What I need is to
create a simulation
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of every possible move
the Doom Syndicate could make!
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This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.
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-Okay...
-But not only that,
I need to create a simulation
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of every possible move
the Doom Syndicate could make.
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This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.
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Ooh! A butterfly!
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How did you even get in here,
you silly little bug fairy, you?
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(sighs) He may not know it,
but this Izzy Iggy show
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is exactly what Sir needs
to recharge his batteries.
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"Remaining Izzy tickets only
available at the box office."
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Huh...
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He'd probably be fine
by himself
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if I stepped out
for just a second.
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(wheezing laugh)
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Although I don't agree
with your politics,
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that is too funny, Butterfly.
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Or maybe not.
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How can I get those tickets
and care for Sir?
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Oh, I could really use
an assistant of my own today.
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Huh...
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Alright, cloning machine.
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Let's make another me
to watch Sir
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-while I grab those tickets!
-(beep)
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-Just need a little DNA.
-(whirring)
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**
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(gargling)
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Sir could use a little more
attention than usual,
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so I'll adjust the new me
just a skosh.
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I'm already smart enough,
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so let's trade some
intelligence for persistence.
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(zapping, whirring)
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(exciting music playing)
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(electricity fizzling)
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Oh, very handsome!
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I shall call you Chum Two.
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Must be because I'm too ready
to serve, Sir!
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(laughs)
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Well, I'm glad I didn't skimp
on my witty repartee.
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(snores)
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-(thump)
-Ah! Stop hitting me!
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Okay then.
Try to get him to rest
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while I'm off on my errand
to help him,
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you know, rest.
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Oh!
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Uh, in case it rains
on your journey.
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-Well, thank you!
-And here's your lunch.
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Oh, I should be back in a jiff.
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Ah-ah! No one's ever been sorry
they brought a lunch.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Or actually, I suppose I did.
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(laughs)
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I can't say why,
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but what I'm seeing makes me
believe the Doom Syndicate
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is building
a giant radioactive banana.
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Diabolical! Hey!
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What the?!
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No rest is for the wicked, Sir.
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And you are not wicked.
Anymore.
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-Here we go. And...
-(chair creaking)
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What are you...
It doesn't recline!
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-Not with that attitude.
-(snaps)
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Whoa! (grunting)
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Explain yourself, Chum!
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Chum Two:
Oh, my apologies, Sir.
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Allow me to relax you.
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(muffled yelling)
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(spits)
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-Would you please go away?!
-(sighs)
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I'm letting Sir down.
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Not Sir would be
so disappointed.
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How do I make up
for two disappointments
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when there's just one me?
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-(curious music playing)
-Huh.
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-(line chatter)
-Clerk: Next.
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Good day, employed citizen.
I would like to purchase
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two tickets to
the Izzy Iggy show, please.
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It's a lottery.
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Is that like, "It's a vibe"?
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Clerk:
No. It means
I give you a number,
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and then we'll randomly
call out numbers,
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and those people
will get a chance
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to buy the two
remaining tickets.
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14? My lucky number!
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That's the age I was when Sir
first said "thank you" to me.
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Congratulations.
Wait over there.
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And next!
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**
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Tuna? I hate tuna.
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-Other me should know that.
-(dialing)
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Lair of Megamind!
This is Chum Two.
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I just wanted to check in.
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You gave me tuna,
which I do not eat,
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and I was worried
that adjusting your personality
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-might have been--
-Chum Two: Please hold!
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Wait, wait, wait!
Don't put the hold music on!
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(rock drumbeat playing)
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* Put your hands up high,
grab the air *
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* Clap your hands,
like you just don’t care *
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-Whoa!
-S-Sorry!
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I-I can't help but follow
instructional song lyrics.
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(nervous laugh)
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-(grunts)
-Christina Christo!
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(sighs) Chunk, right?
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Chum, actually.
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I'm just here getting
Izzy tickets for Megamind.
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Well, Roxie asked me
to get two tickets
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for her and Megamind.
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She said she wanted
him to relax.
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At a metal show?
So weird.
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Well, since I'm already
getting tickets for him,
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you should probably call Roxie
and tell her Chum is on it.
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I'd call myself,
but I'm on hold with... myself.
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No, no, no. When she asks me
to do something, I do it.
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That's why I'm the best.
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I would never leave anything
in the hands of,
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-well, you.
-I have never let Sir down,
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so I kind of feel like
I can handle this.
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Driver:
Nice moves, weirdo!
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Thank you! Can't resist
instructional songs!
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(sighs) I'm obviously too
flawed to keep Sir relaxed,
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-but that can be fixed.
-(beeping)
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One perfectionist Chum
coming up!
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(zapping)
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**
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(sighs) Perfect!
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-(beeping)
-I'm writing an extremely
complicated code
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that should ensure
the Doom Syndicate never again,
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um...
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(sighs) I forget what,
but trust me!
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It's gonna be the hottest thing
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since sliced beds.
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-Much too close
to the screen, Sir.
-Ah!
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You'll damage your eyes.
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Oh, and look at this
unkempt workspace.
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(beeping)
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My code!
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That was really
complicated and important!
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I think.
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Killing germs is important,
Sir.
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I have no use
for a clean freak.
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I need someone who is passionate
about stopping crime.
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Passion, you say?
I can do that, Sir!
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-Oh, 'scuse me.
-(whirring)
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(beeping)
251
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,557
(electricity fizzling)
252
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,226
Let's do this!
253
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,480
(gasps) What is this?
A crime simulation?!
254
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,981
Um, yes.
255
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,026
If I can cut the Syndicate
off here, they'll be trapped.
256
00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,278
Yes! I'm on the edge
of my seat!
257
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,948
-The tension is electrifying.
-(triumphant sting)
258
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,200
Right...
259
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,869
And so,
if we defeat them here...
260
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,539
We'll be heroes!
261
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,249
Yes...
262
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,543
But if I don't
make it here in time--
263
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,586
The world may end!
No, no, no!
264
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,756
-(screaming)
-(smashing)
265
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,966
What are you doing?!
266
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,218
These markers represent
human beings!
267
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,721
How could you be
so insensitive?
268
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:41,141
More sensitivity.
Got it, Sir.
269
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,019
(whirring, beeping)
270
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,645
(zap)
271
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,565
(Chum clone whimpering)
272
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,900
What's the matter now?
273
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,570
I tried to make you toast,
274
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,364
but I hurt the toast instead!
275
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,991
-(sobbing)
-Uh...
276
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,869
-There, there.
-(wailing)
277
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,413
The toaster was just on
the wrong calibration.
278
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,706
It could be fixed.
279
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,292
You should be happy, dear Chum.
280
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,920
Happy? Okay, Sir.
281
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,714
-Calibration?
-(whirring, zap)
282
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,175
Is my de-gun
properly calibrated?
283
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,593
Oh! The de-gun!
284
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,386
Are we gonna use it
to stop crime?
285
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,096
That would be so fun!
286
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,931
Okay...
287
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,308
When do we fight bad guys,
288
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,935
and how much fun will that be?
Scale of 1 to 10?
289
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,604
You know what you should do?
290
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,231
You should work on the, um,
291
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,568
-Invisible Car!
-Oh, yes! Yes!
292
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,278
(laughs)
It's the best day ever!
293
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,074
How am I supposed to work
with all this insanity?
294
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,743
I think Chum might need a nap.
295
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,620
What do you guys think?
296
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,289
Chums:
We think you could use a nap.
297
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,292
Why am I hearing
more than one...
298
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,710
Chums?
299
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,128
Chums:
Hello!
300
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,674
-What is going on here?!
-(dramatic crescendo)
301
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,260
Ha! You,
a better assistant than moi?
302
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,639
For the 10th time,
I'm not an assistant.
303
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,973
I'm her chief of staff.
304
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:08,144
Then why are you fetching
concert tickets? Hmm?
305
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,398
Okay, fine. I sometimes do
assistanty things,
306
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,651
but when I do, I am far better
than you could even dream.
307
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,903
I can assist
circles around you!
308
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,531
In fact, watch as I use
my superior assisting
309
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,366
to ensure I win this lottery.
310
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,742
Excuse me, good sir.
311
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,120
May I interest you
in my assisting services
312
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,247
in exchange
for your lottery number?
313
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,126
Well, I was supposed
to buy iguana food today...
314
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,044
**
315
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,879
Chum:
Here you are, sir!
316
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,841
That was impressive!
(laughs)
317
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300
Deal's a deal.
318
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,386
Looks like
the superior assistant
319
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,470
just doubled his chances
320
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,681
of getting the tickets
for his boss.
321
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,766
You best not think
you can best me.
322
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,352
I can do better than best you.
323
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,605
Well, then. Time for a good
old-fashioned assist-off.
324
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,692
-(yawns)
-Half-caff, light cream,
two sugars,
325
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,028
stirred twice, and hot,
but not too hot.
326
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,280
Amazing! Now,
I can work on my essay.
327
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,781
-(yelps)
-Speaking of which,
328
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,784
a complete history of Pompeii!
And look.
329
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,995
Graphs.
330
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,372
-(dogs barking)
-(gasping) Here you go.
331
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,708
Tiger did his business,
Spuds tired herself out,
332
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,127
and Dino sniffed out a fire.
333
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,379
-Thank you. Whoa, whoa!
-(dogs barking)
334
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,424
**
335
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,760
(brushing)
336
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,137
-And spit, please, sir.
-(spits)
337
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,973
Tooth brushing!
Will wonders never cease?
338
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,146
I know what will turn
that blue frown upside down!
339
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,023
-Tickle fight!
-(laughing)
340
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,609
I love that idea so much,
I'm going to marry it!
341
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,986
With Sir's blessing,
of course.
342
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:44,115
(sobbing) Idea weddings
always make me cry!
343
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,701
Sir, if we have the ceremony
here at the lair,
344
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,578
it's a tax write-off!
345
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,914
(Chums chattering)
346
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,167
Hey, I'm back!
Just like I promised... Whoa!
347
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,252
Chums:
Keiko, everything is
under control!
348
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,839
Keiko! I just realized
what's going on here!
349
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,508
I'm dreaming!
350
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,010
-I'm very sure
you're not dreaming.
-(mystical music playing)
351
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,970
And since we're positive
I'm dreaming,
352
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,722
I can do whatever I want!
353
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,432
Whee!
354
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,060
I never felt so free!
355
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,895
-(whooping)
-Lemme make a wild guess here.
356
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,814
Chum made a clone because
he needed help,
357
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,565
and that clone
made more clones.
358
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693
And now, Megamind
has no concept of reality
359
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,862
because he's having
a complete Mega-meltdown!
360
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,447
No!
361
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,574
Well, actually, yes.
362
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,784
(alarm blaring)
363
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,411
(news music playing)
364
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,663
Anchor (on TV): Things are
growing dangerous downtown
365
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:35,041
-as a now 40-foot Behemoth
rampages through Metr--
-(static)
366
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,961
Oh, this dream
is only getting better!
367
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,088
I get to battle
a 40-foot Behemoth
368
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,924
with my unlimited dream powers!
369
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,551
To the Invisible Car!
370
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,596
-Chums: Coming, Sir!
-You four stay here.
371
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,974
I'm gonna be his dream sherpa
and make sure he stays safe
372
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,267
and doesn't try
anything stupid.
373
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,476
I'm gonna destroy Behemoth
374
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,729
with electric beams
from my eyeballs!
375
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,355
Dream power!
376
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,484
-You will never stop us
from assisting our Sir!
-(yelps)
377
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,777
(grunts)
378
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,779
-(Chums yell)
-(crashing)
379
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,532
-(rumbling)
-(straining)
380
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,075
-(grunts)
-(clang)
381
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,368
That'll do.
382
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,163
Ah! Tell me you're normal Chum!
383
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,624
I just wanted to say
tweedle-dee dinglee-deedledee!
384
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,711
Because it's so fun to say
when you're happy like me!
385
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,296
(laughing) Yeah!
386
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,673
Oh, definitely not normal Chum.
387
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,550
Listen up.
This is my dream,
388
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,344
and I want to make
fighting Behemoth
389
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,387
be as fun as a dream
can make possible!
390
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,682
I know what's fun! We'll get
the new improved Invisible Car
391
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,225
and sneak up on Behemoth!
392
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,061
It'll be like a surprise party!
393
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,479
I don't think that's a...
394
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,939
Wait, that's actually
not a bad idea.
395
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,567
-And... voilàà!
-(car whirring)
396
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,611
(electric guitar riff)
397
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,529
This is perfect!
398
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,281
This is a disaster.
399
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,536
Okay, real talk.
400
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121
You're heading to battle
with Behemoth,
401
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,791
and you do not have
magic dream powers!
402
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,419
Oh, you're way more fun
in real life, Keiko.
403
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463
I'm flying in my dream!
404
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,965
-Whee!
-(engine roars)
405
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,052
-Oh no!
-(Behemoth roars)
406
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,471
-Make the car invisible.
-Aw, but I wanna see
407
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,307
if we can make Behemoth smile
at its pretty colors!
408
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,144
We can stop it with
the dream power of happiness!
409
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,688
-No!
-Yes, we can.
410
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,856
(honking)
411
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,150
-(roars) Ooh.
-(smash)
412
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,486
Pretty car.
413
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,906
-(stomping)
-Aw, it worked!
We made him smile.
414
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,827
Behemoth smash pretty car!
415
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,203
-(roars)
-(screaming)
416
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:39,082
Megamind:
I never felt nauseous
in a dream before!
417
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,293
-(laughs)
-It's not a dream!
418
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,005
Don't worry,
bummer dream Keiko.
419
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,174
My electro-vision
will blast Behemoth!
420
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,176
(aggressive humming)
421
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,345
Oh, please end well.
Please end well.
422
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,097
-(banging)
-Chum clone:
Sir! Let us help you!
423
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,432
I will rescue you!
424
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:59,519
Strike me down!
Sir is out there in danger!
425
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,273
And he doesn't even
have his binky!
426
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,984
(gasps) The perfect plan
to help Sir.
427
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,113
I know it will come to us if
we just put our heads together!
428
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,615
Put our heads together...
(gasps)
429
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,576
What if we use
the cloning machine
430
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,704
to combine our molecules,
lower all our attributes,
431
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,374
and maximize strength,
making one gigantic us!
432
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:25,420
-(clang)
-(whirring, zapping)
433
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,549
-(smash)
-(stomping)
434
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,260
I'm coming, Sir!
435
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,305
(dramatic crescendo)
436
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,599
(muffled stomping)
437
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,769
-Hi, Roxanne!
-Hi, Chum.
438
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,938
-Take that! And that! (grunting)
-(Behemoth laughs)
439
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,066
-Who tickle Behemoth?
-(clang)
440
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,443
Megamind? (growls)
441
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,402
Huh?
442
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,279
I'll save you, Sir!
443
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,073
(gasps, panting)
444
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699
-Whoa!
-(air whistling)
445
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,494
-(stomp)
-A great big Chum! Keiko!
446
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,288
Isn't this the most
wonderful dream?!
447
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,749
You know what?
I'm gonna give in to the crazy.
448
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,460
-This kicks butt!
-You just relax, Sir.
449
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,796
I'll handle this.
450
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,840
-(yells)
-(Behemoth grunts)
451
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,634
-(smash)
-(grunts)
452
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,346
Everything's giant monsters
these days.
453
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,474
Where's the remote? (grunts)
454
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,351
-(rumbling)
-(Behemoth roars)
455
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,188
-(smashing)
-(screaming)
456
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,192
Shh! Sir is trying to nap!
457
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,944
(both yell)
458
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,404
(smash)
459
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,115
(muffled struggling)
460
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,575
Ha! He did it!
Megamind did it!
461
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:42,455
Megamind:
Yes. Thank you.
You're all welcome.
462
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,374
He destroyed the streets again!
463
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,084
I can't get to work!
464
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,086
Even in my dream,
465
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,671
when I win, I lose.
466
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,132
This city will be
the death of me.
467
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,633
(sucking)
468
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,428
This city will be
the death of him?
469
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,805
I have to act fast.
I must...
470
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:03,143
-(smash)
-destroy the city
before it destroys Sir!
471
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,353
-Whoa! Ho!
-(clatters)
472
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,273
-(muffled destruction)
-(muffled crowd screaming)
473
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,317
-(muffled roar)
-(muffled stomping)
474
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,737
-Huh?
-(dramatic crescendo)
475
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,946
Hm.
476
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,157
I'd be happy to help
anyone with anything!
477
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,616
I'll do twice her anything
478
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,660
-and be three times
as happy about it!
-(grunting)
479
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,997
Clerk:
And the final number is...
480
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,123
**
481
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,293
-14.
-(gasps) That's me. I win!
482
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,587
I'm the best assistant
in the city!
483
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,048
Ha, ha! Yes!
Told you! In your face!
484
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,674
-(smash)
-Huh?
485
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,802
-(people screaming)
-(grunting)
486
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,637
-(stomp)
-(gasps)
487
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,223
I think Megamind might need
some top-notch assisting
488
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,476
right about now.
You take the tickets.
489
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,562
If I'm gonna lose, at least
it's to another assistant
490
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,189
and a really good one.
491
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,274
-(panting)
-(dramatic crescendo)
492
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:55,487
-(sleepy groaning)
-Oh, my. Looks like my plan
went a little haywire.
493
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,491
He's finally resting,
so you kind of did your job.
494
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,284
-(snoring)
-Sir...
495
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,579
-It's time to wake up, Sir.
-Oh, Chum.
496
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,540
-(relaxing music playing)
-I had the craziest dream ever.
497
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,335
There were so many yous,
but not in a good way.
498
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,880
-Then, a giant you wrestled
a mountain in the street.
-(smash, people screaming)
499
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,966
Actually, it was real, Sir.
It all happened.
500
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,051
We're too late!
501
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,803
Until the city is flattened,
502
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,306
I don't think this MegaChum will
follow a single instruction!
503
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,058
That's a great idea, Sir!
504
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,269
There's one kind of instruction
no Chum can resist!
505
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,563
-(crowd screaming)
-MegaChum: Sorry!
506
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,066
Apologies, everyone.
Nothing personal.
507
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,360
Just have to destroy
everything real quick
508
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,529
before you become
the death of my Sir.
509
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,365
(heavy metal song playing)
510
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,783
What is that?
511
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,912
(song blasting on radio)
512
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,499
* Raise your hands
like a crazy mutt *
513
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,168
* Be mellow,
don't crush Mr. Donut *
514
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,923
-It's working, Chum!
Keep going!
-Got it!
515
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,883
* Gently place the cars
on the ground *
516
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,803
* Don't scare the people
and turn around *
517
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,472
**
518
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,809
* Run away with
a nice smooth motion *
519
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,520
* Make a bee-line
for the deep blue ocean *
520
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,938
Instruction songs?
521
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,441
The funnest songs
in the whole fun-a-verse!
522
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,945
* Wade in slow
so you do not drown *
523
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:23,241
* Bend those knees
and sit on down *
524
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:28,747
* Now dunk that head
with no concern *
525
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:34,461
* And swim away
and don't you return *
526
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,212
(song ends)
527
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,257
You know,
this old man guitar music's
starting to grow on me.
528
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,426
Chum! (panting)
529
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,262
-I think you should have these.
-Really?
530
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,222
You put our dumb
competition aside
531
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,849
to do some phenomenal
assisting.
532
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,934
-And you saved the city.
-(snoring)
533
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,771
Oh, Sir will be
so touched that you--
534
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,356
I didn't do it for him.
535
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,483
Us assistants
have to stick together.
536
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,026
(heartfelt music playing)
537
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,986
(clink)
538
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,613
Megamind:
You did a great job, Chum.
539
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,532
I'm quite proud.
But remember.
540
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,702
One Chum has always been
enough for me.
541
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,413
Um, Sir?
542
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,582
(groggy):
That's my little fish monkey.
543
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,501
(kiss, laugh)
544
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,963
Operation Mega Meltdown
was only a partial success.
545
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,175
We've got the hairbrush,
but the binky's not here.
546
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,843
Machiavillain (on phone):
(sighs) I would need a crayon
547
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,553
to put this into simpler terms.
548
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,557
The binky is the key
to my entire plan.
549
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:34,020
(sighs) It's so hard to find
quality assistants.
550
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,941
But, I guess if you want
something done right,
551
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:42,070
you have to get someone else
to do it yourself!
552
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:43,947
(maniacal laugh)
553
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:49,536
(Izzy Iggy singing)
554
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:53,623
**
555
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,668
* Not to repeat myself *
556
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:02,632
* But free will is a lie *
557
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:08,096
* Free will is a lie... *
558
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,600
Huh!
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