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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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-(dramatic music playing)
-(timer beeping)
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Ah! 27 seconds and counting!
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-Our time's running out!
-Okay...
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-(beeping continues)
-Dentist.
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No! Stop guessing "dentist"!
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Come on, Chum.
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It's scary, it's got
a big mouth, little arms...
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-(beeping speeds up)
-Oh! I know!
A shark, but with arms!
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A shark but with arms?!
That's your guess?!
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(buzzes)
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-(zap)
-(grunting)
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(gasps, sighs)
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A T-Rex, Chum!
It was a T-Rex!
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-(relaxed) Sorry, not sorry.
-(grunts)
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So this is like regular
"Guess That Thing,"
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but with electric shocks.
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Yeah, painful ones!
Well, except for Chum.
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The wattage is pretty
calming on his circuits.
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(relaxed, slurring)
It thure is, Kreiko.
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This is how we do game night
at the lair, dear Roxie!
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Now, are you ready
to guess that thing?
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Let's do this!
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-(beep)
-Megamind: Uh, okay!
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This thing is-- Um...
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Oh, sorry. My brilliant brain
keeps thinking of
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Old English synonyms
you couldn't possibly know.
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(British accent)
Try me. I'm no Yorkshire
raggedy fishwife.
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Oh. I've never heard that one.
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-(normal) I-I made it up!
Keep going!
-Okay!
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Remember one time when
I was evil and captured you?
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This is what
I dangled you over
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-by the thinnest of strings...
-(beeping speeds up)
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Uh, genetically
modified piranhas!
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-Mm, no, the other time.
-Quicksand!
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-No, no! A different time!
-Bear traps!
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-Yes! I dangled you over
a pit of bear traps!
-Whew.
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-(beeping stops)
-That was close.
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(sighs) Almost as close as
you got to those bear traps.
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(Keiko laughs)
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Piranhas? Bear traps?
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You guys have
the weirdest friendship ever!
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I think we have
a perfectly normal
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villain-turned-hero-
slash-reporter-turned-
mayor camaraderie.
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There's nothing normal
about that sentence at all.
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I admit our relationship
is a bit unconventional,
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but it's kinda
like those videos
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where a koala is friends
with an eel.
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Okay, yeah, it is kinda weird.
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Christina:
Couldn't agree more.
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But I would replace
"kinda" with "very,"
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and I'd replace
Megamind with anyone.
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Sorry. Polls say voters prefer
a mayor with normal friends.
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You're still here?
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Don't you turn back into
a bale of hay at sundown?
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The mayor's work is never done.
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We still have to finish
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the municipal operations
facility's budget.
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Guess the mayor's work
is never interesting either.
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Hey, man,
it's game night at the lair!
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You leave your manners
at the door.
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-(phone alert)
-Whoa.
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Sorry, guys.
I gotta head home.
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Already?
It's way before your curfew!
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I have to work on
an extra credit project.
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If I don't build a robot
that can throw a tennis ball,
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my science teacher
will flunk me.
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If it's a robot you need,
you're more than welcome to use
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all the high-tech doodads
the lair has to offer.
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Really?
I can use all your cool stuff?
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Oh, Mr. Schlurg-Peterman might
give me extra-extra credit!
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-Wait. Bennett Schlurg-Peterman?
-You know her teacher?
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(sighs) We were inseparable
at summer camp.
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They didn't even need
to tie us together
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-for the three-legged race.
-So, why aren't you hanging out
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with this everyday card-carrying
member of the teachers union
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instead of these
stinking weirdos?
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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-(zap)
-Yipe! Aaah...
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Man, I haven't seen
Bennett in years,
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but we used to have
so much fun.
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Like bear trap, piranha fun?
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Different in that it was
a more... normal fun.
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Yeah, we must be talking about
a different Schlurg-Peterman.
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Schlurg-Peterman?
Sounds like a law firm
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-that represents haunted toys.
-Chum: Mm...
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Or that noise Chum's making.
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-(zapping, buzzing)
-Schluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrg.
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-(upbeat music playing)
-(marker squeaking)
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(door opens)
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Burp McSchlurp Esquire?!
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Ritchi Von Coconut Cannon?!
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-(squeals) It's really you!
-(squeals) I can't believe it!
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My science classroom's
down there.
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It's really not that exciting.
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Not exciting? To see where
my dear Keiko fills her mind
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with test tube wishes
and double helix dreams?
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I mostly doodle.
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Well, now you can
skee-doodle on home.
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I want to experience this solo.
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Are you sure this isn't about
Roxie and Mr. Schlurg-Peterman?
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I said skee-doodle.
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(Keiko sighs)
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Please. What could some
boring normie-normalton
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have to offer
friendship-wise over moi?
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-(door squeaks)
-(laughter)
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* Camp Frog Ear!
Camp Frog Ear! *
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* If we could,
we'd stay all year! *
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Huh?
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Megamind!
What a surprise!
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Uh, Bennett, Megamind.
Megamind, Bennett.
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Schlurg-Peterman.
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Ah, just reminiscing
about summer camp here
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with ol' Coconut Cannon.
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Yikes. Insulting her stringy
coconut-like hair?
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Not so nice, Bennett.
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I have stringy hair?
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Oh, we called her
Coconut Cannon
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because of her killer throwing
skills on the dodgeball field.
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Not as killer
as your air muffins
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on Wet Chili Wednesdays.
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(nervous laugh)
You know, in prison,
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I invented a snack called
"toothpaste bites."
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(laughing) Yes, I know.
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(gasps) Oh!
Our secret handshake!
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How have we not done that yet?
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-(upbeat music playing)
-(both giggling)
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Excuse me, Roxie?
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Remember when I trapped you
on a hot air balloon
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with tarantulas?
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-That was fairly enjoyable...
-One, two, three.
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Both:
And pinky! Wazoo! Cronch!
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(laughter)
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-Bennett: I can't believe
we remembered it all!
-Roxie: Oh, I know!
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(both laugh)
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-(stomach gurgling)
-Oh...
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-(groans)
-Chum: Oh, Sir.
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-Did you use a taquito
as a chocolate milk straw again?
-(electric fizzling)
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Oh, this is a different
kind of agony, Chum.
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Like longing
mixed with sadness
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mixed with
feelings of inadequacy.
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Keiko:
Sounds like someone's jealous.
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You know, 'cause you and Roxie
are a thing?
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We're not a "thing."
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Why?
Did she say something?
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I just figured you guys
were deeply in love,
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but pretend to be too busy
to realize it
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because you're both terrified.
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That's how hero relationships
normally work.
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It's complicated, Keiko.
And I am not jealous!
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I'm sure my tummy
has nothing to do with the fact
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that the goodest thing
that ever happened to me
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has replaced me
with her old camp buddy,
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and they share nothing
but warm fuzzy memories!
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Just wondering,
have you told Roxie
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you think she's the goodest?
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Which is adorable, by the way.
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I grew up in a prison,
remember?
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I'm new to
the whole friend thing.
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-Um, hello?
Standing right here.
-(fizzling)
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Oh, Chum, I adore you,
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but you're more of
a vestigial limb
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or a helpful ghost
haunting me for life.
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-I'll take it!
-(zap)
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(grunting, contented sigh)
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-(stomach growls)
-Oh, you don't understand
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the pain I'm in.
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When I was young,
I never even got to play
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-a decent game of--
-Robot: Throw!
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-(whirs)
-Ow!
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It's actually called "catch,"
but yes.
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(gasps)
My robot actually works!
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And just in time for dinner.
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Try not to be jealous, okay?
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So you don't have
an old camp buddy. Who cares?
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You're Megamind.
You can do literally anything!
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Huh...
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Keep an eye on my pal here,
will you?
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-(mysterious music playing)
-Hm...
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Pal...
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-(exciting music playing)
-That's it!
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Maybe it's time
I make a pal of my own!
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Come, come, little robot.
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-(whirring, clanging)
-(screaming, grunting)
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* Her pants got eaten
by a crocodile *
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-(laughs)
-(laughs) Oh yeah.
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Ooh! Remember when
we snuck into the cabin
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where they kept
all the confiscated candy?
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(laughs) I've never thrown up
so many colors in my life.
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-(laughs)
-(phone alert)
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Oh. It's nothing.
City social media account
tagged me.
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Happens all the... Wait.
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"Our mayor with her
oh-so-normal teacher friend.
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Hashtag relatable."
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**
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-Christina...
-(shutter snapping)
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Hey! That's us!
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I am so sorry about this.
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I don't normally have
paparazzi, I swear.
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It must be weird being friends
with adult me.
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I'm cool with it.
It feels like
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-the most normal thing
in the world.
-(door opens)
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Megamind:
(laughing) Yes!
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**
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And I have a feeling
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those normal feelings
are about to change.
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-(robot whirring)
-(sighs)
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Oh! (laughs)
You guys come here, too?
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Roxanne, Bennett,
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I'd like you to meet
my old camp buddy,
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-Pal-3000!
-(triumphant music playing)
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Ollo! We were bunkmates
at Camp Turkey Neck.
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Oh, the friendship memories
we shared.
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What? You don't really
expect us to believe
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this scraggly hunk of metal
is an old friend of yours?
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-(sad music playing)
-Your words make me sad.
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-I am sad now. Hm...
-(whirring)
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I programmed him to be very
in touch with his emotions.
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Not advanced AI so much as
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a simple copy-paste
of my own heart.
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I thought you said
you met at camp.
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It was a day camp, and that day
happened to be today.
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And while Pal-3000 may indeed
be made of metal,
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he and I have just as strong
a bond as you two.
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Actually, I might even argue
that we have
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an even stronger bond
than you two!
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It's not a competition.
241
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:47,087
Perhaps, but you know
what is a competition?
242
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,422
-Limbo!
-(limbo music playing)
243
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,216
Come on, limbo!
244
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,968
Who will crash to
the ground on their spine first?
245
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,595
-(laughing) Oh!
-(back cracks)
246
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,515
-(grunts, groans)
-S-So, what's the deal
with you and him?
247
00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,849
It's complicated.
248
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,810
I'd say he's not
normally like this,
249
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,728
but my nose would start
growing.
250
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,607
(laughs) Like Pinocchio!
Because you'd be lying!
251
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,402
You got it! (laughs)
Shall we finish?
252
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,196
-(yelps)
-(sighs) Enough limbo.
253
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,865
Time for Camp Turkey Neck
Cheer.
254
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,493
Brilliant idea,
robo pal of mine!
255
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,619
**
256
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,579
-Who's in the neck?
-I'm in the neck!
257
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,707
My neck of the woods?
258
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,042
Your neck of the woods!
259
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:29,879
Both:
Turkey Neck! Turkey Neck!
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
260
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,591
Ha-ha ha-ha! Memories good.
Shared memories better.
261
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,887
-Come on, guys! Gobble!
-You don't have to-- Ah!
262
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,556
-Gobble, gobble!
-Ow!
263
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,765
(app beeps)
264
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:45,520
No!
This is the opposite of normal!
265
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,814
(gasps)
266
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,524
Where is my robot?
267
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,569
-(zaps)
-(relaxed) Uh, have you
checked the lair?
268
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,238
We're in the lair!
He's due today!
269
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,574
-Dah! I need to stress scroll.
-(app beeping)
270
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,619
(gasps) Why is my science
project wearing a hat
271
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,413
and throwing donuts
at Megamind?!
272
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,915
Oh, food fight!
273
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,168
Just like old times!
274
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,129
-Oh no!
-Hey, come on, cut it out!
275
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,965
-Look out! Gonna get ya!
-Ha! Throwing food at you!
276
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,594
-So sorry about all this.
-Eh, it's not your fault.
277
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,513
We'll try again soon. Yeah,
I'm gonna make a run for it.
278
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,057
Watch out, Pal-3000!
279
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,892
You're about to get
a face full of jelly!
280
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,102
(Bennett yelping)
281
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,272
-(stomach growling)
-Oh...
282
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,691
Here comes that
awful feeling again.
283
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,735
-(yelps, grunting)
-(thuds)
284
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,944
Ha-ha!
285
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,448
You just got Pal-3000'ed
in the face.
286
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,618
-(dramatic sting)
-You stole my science project?!
287
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,746
No, I borrowed
your science project.
288
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,790
The robot isn't even yours?!
289
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,583
No, it's not!
290
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,960
(sighs)
You can have him back.
291
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,629
Turns out, it wasn't enough
to relieve me
292
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,381
of my churning tummy anyways.
293
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:58,385
Plus, I think Roxie may be
a tad displeased with me.
294
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,971
If you could fill a city bus
with a tad, then yes.
295
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,683
-(sad music playing)
-It's been fun, Pal-3000,
296
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:09,187
but our lifelong
hour of friendship
has come to an end.
297
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,023
-Pal-3000: Mm.
-Run along now.
298
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,776
(sighs)
299
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,986
I'm truly sorry, Roxie.
300
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,698
L-Let me get these sprinkles
out of your stringy hair.
301
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,825
Come on, science project.
302
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,535
We have my academic future
to save.
303
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,413
-(beeping)
-Pal-3000: Processing...
Processing...
304
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,373
Not science project.
305
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,543
Pal-3000 is
Megamind's best friend.
306
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,380
But, Megamind is no longer
best friend to Pal-3000.
307
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,592
Then, Pal-3000
must find new Megamind
308
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,386
to be best friend.
309
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,054
(dramatic sting)
310
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,348
I think my homework's
freaking out!
311
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,017
Uh...
312
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,978
Must find new Megamind.
313
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,023
-(cars honking)
-Must fight new Megamind.
314
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,650
-(beeping)
-Must find new Megamind.
315
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,777
**
316
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,739
(beeping)
317
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,032
Megamind!
318
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,451
(beeping, buzz)
319
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,077
Not Megamind.
320
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,539
Uh, think you could
drive faster?
321
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,583
Speed is relative, Keiko.
322
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,002
-(fizzling)
-This is not the time
for relaxation.
323
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420
We've got
an emotionally unstable
324
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,257
and potentially dangerous robot
on the loose!
325
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,177
Must replace Megamind.
326
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,804
Must find new Megamind.
327
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,847
(beeping)
328
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,266
Must find new Megamind.
329
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,270
-Megamind. Not Megamind.
-(buzz)
330
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,482
-Hey! What are you doing?
-Throw!
331
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,108
Whoa! (grunts)
332
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,987
-Friend: Dude, you okay?
-Pal-3000: Ha-ha ha-ha.
Memories good.
333
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,073
-Shared memories better.
-(screaming)
334
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,408
Feeling melancholy.
335
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,702
Hm. Want to journal.
336
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,705
Roxie:
He just tossed
that civilian like a rag doll!
337
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,873
Megamind:
Uh, yeah,
338
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,084
so I may have reinforced
his metal body
339
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,335
with space alloy
340
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,921
and made him 1,000 times
stronger than a human.
341
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:58,922
-(Roxie gasps)
-What?!
342
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,882
Oh, sure.
It sounds crazy now,
343
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,176
but what if we were
in a tug-of-war contest?
344
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,179
(dramatic music playing)
345
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,473
Not Megamind! Throw!
346
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,060
-(buzz)
-Not Megamind! Throw!
347
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,979
-(buzz)
-Not Megamind!
348
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,691
-Throw!
-(distorted siren)
349
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,110
(rumbling, tires screech)
350
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,738
Unbelievable! All of this
just because you were jealous.
351
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,115
What?
This is all because of
352
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,950
that diabolical
Schlurg-Peterman.
353
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,952
Bennett?! What did he do?
354
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,454
I don't know,
but for some reason,
355
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,872
I don't like the guy!
356
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,624
Again, all of this could have
been avoided
357
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,210
if you both just clearly
defined your relationship.
358
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,463
Both: It's complicated,
Keiko! (gasping)
359
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,009
Pal-3000: Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
360
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,386
-Not Megamind.
-(smashing)
361
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,264
You gotta do something!
362
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,975
-Nice knowing you, Pal-3000.
-(whirring)
363
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,144
No! I still need him
for my science grade!
364
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,230
Ugh. It's gonna be absolutely
impossible to tame him.
365
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,024
Just pretend to be
his friend again,
366
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,275
so we can make him go to
school.
367
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,403
-Not Megamind...
-I'd rather not. He's so needy.
368
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,823
It can make him
so unpleasant to be around.
369
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,700
Sounds like someone I know.
370
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,327
Yeah. Bennett, am I right?
371
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,704
Not Megamind!
Not Megamind!
372
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,955
Not Megamind!
373
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,335
(malfunctioning)
Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not...
374
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,337
Giving him what he wants
is the only way to stop this,
375
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,172
and what he wants is you.
376
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,758
-(balloon pops)
-Megamind...
377
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,386
Gah. Can't you just make do
with a lower GPA?
378
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,848
Colleges care far more about
extracurriculars, you know.
379
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,475
If I don't get extra credit,
I fail.
380
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,353
If I fail, my mom won't let me
hang out at the lair anymore.
381
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938
She won't let me hang out
with any of you!
382
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,399
(sighs)
I should step it up then.
383
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,027
But, if I pull something doing
the Turkey Neck Cheer again,
384
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,780
-I expect foot massages
from all of you.
-No!
385
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,199
-Absolutely not.
-I got first dibs!
386
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,077
-Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
-(yelling)
387
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,245
Yoo-hoo! Pal-3000!
388
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,248
-(beeping)
-My bestest friend.
389
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,417
-(affirmative beep)
-Megamind!
390
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,669
(wailing)
391
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,712
-Ha ha ha.
-(nervous laugh)
392
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,964
(upbeat music playing)
393
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,759
(grunting, yelping)
394
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,053
You look hungry.
395
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,388
Uh...
396
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,973
(choking, muffled speech)
397
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,059
Trust fall!
398
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,936
Oh, no. (screams)
399
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,229
-(thud)
-(grunts)
400
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,107
(groaning, yelps)
401
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,734
Pal-3000:
Throw. Catch.
402
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,569
Throw. Catch.
403
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,489
-(exhausted groan)
-Throw. Catch.
404
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,408
(quietly)
Lead him over here!
405
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,453
Uh, why don't we go this way?
More friendship fun to be had.
406
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,706
There? Processing.
407
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,333
-(beeping)
-Processing. Analyzing new data.
408
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,920
Megamind led me to girl
who called me science project.
409
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,964
Ultimate betrayal detected.
410
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,091
-(beeping)
-(glitching chatter)
411
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,968
Engage tantrum protocol.
412
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,177
-(glitching)
-Hey!
413
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,347
-(beeping)
-Calm down! It's okay! (grunts)
414
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,100
-Megamind will not
leave Pal-3000.
-(screams)
415
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,184
(grunts)
416
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,062
This friendship
is officially toxic!
417
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,439
(whirring)
418
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,314
Aah!
419
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,483
-Megamind!
-Sir!
420
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,110
**
421
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,404
(surprised screaming)
422
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,407
Up, where nobody can stop us.
423
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,950
Ha-ha!
424
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,120
(gasps)
Ah, this will all be fine.
425
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,247
-(zap)
-Woo! (laughs)
426
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669
(gasps) Ah!
427
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,754
(clang)
428
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,048
We don't need gun
for friendly fun.
429
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,217
Oh, blast that magnetic alloy!
430
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,220
That I added.
Why must I always overachieve?
431
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,639
-What do we do?!
-I don't know! Chum,
432
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,433
-I forget. Can you fly?
-(beeping)
433
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,896
Nah. The space alloy
I'm made of is super heavy.
434
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,105
-(zap)
-Yow!
435
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,399
That's it!
If the orb calms Chum,
436
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,485
and they're made out
of the same stuff...
437
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,363
You are thinking
of other friends.
438
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,906
-(buzz)
-Mm-mm-mmm!
439
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,324
Ah! Of course not!
440
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,410
Uh, come here, you huggable pal!
Let's play a game.
441
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,579
How about Guess That Thing?!
442
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:03,416
Not with Roxanne,
but with you, my real friend.
443
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,711
Oh, a game? Yes, please!
444
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,048
(gasps) Guess That Thing!
On game night,
445
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,426
we all had to play with these
small, round, dangerous things.
446
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:17,263
-Remember?!
-Game night does not compute.
447
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,766
(gasps) The electrified orb!
448
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,268
-No! No!
Not the orb of calmness!
449
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:26,314
We have to throw it to Pal-3000
to save Megamind.
450
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,234
-Soon, they'll be too high up.
This is our one shot.
-(Chum grunts)
451
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,277
Can't you throw it up there?
For Sir?
452
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,946
**
453
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,699
(sighs, grunts)
454
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,950
I can't!
455
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,703
You'll have to! For Sir!
456
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,204
(groans)
457
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,498
-Come on, Coconut Cannon.
-(beep)
458
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,417
You got this.
459
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,669
-(beeping speeds up)
-Hey, Pal-3000!
460
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,170
Catch!
461
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,465
-Catch! My favorite game.
-(rapid beeping)
462
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,593
-(buzz, zap)
-(Megamind screams,
Pal-3000 giggles)
463
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,387
-(clattering)
-Megamind: Chum, grab it!
464
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:01,391
(crying)
Oh, my beautiful orb! (sobs)
465
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,477
Pal-3000:
Ah... Taking nap now.
466
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,439
I may not have thought
this through!
467
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,274
(screaming)
468
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,484
-(sobbing)
-Chum! (groans) I'll do it.
469
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,904
-(gasps)
-Decelerate! To slow their fall!
470
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,033
Ah. I see you paid some
attention in science class.
471
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,327
Breathe. Aim. Shoot.
472
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,829
(zap)
473
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,623
(slow-motion screaming)
474
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,835
O...kay.
475
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:35,342
Good... aim... Roxanne...
476
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,969
Nope! No time for
your decelerated thoughts!
477
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,346
I got a class to pass!
478
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,931
Okay, Pal-3000.
479
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,392
**
480
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,061
Throw the ball.
481
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,857
Hum... I will never be
Megamind's best friend.
482
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,693
What's the point?
483
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,737
What's the point
of anything, anyway?
484
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:59,616
Mr. Schlurg-Peterman, you saw
what Pal-3000 is capable of!
485
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,202
Ooh, sorry.
Rules are rules.
486
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,204
Unless he throws that ball,
you fail.
487
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,872
(groans)
488
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,712
Look, Pal-3000.
I made you to be my best friend.
489
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,799
But I saw today that
you can't just make a friend.
490
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,552
You can't force someone to feel
how you want them to.
491
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,263
Friendship is more
like a game of catch.
492
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,515
It's give and take.
493
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,768
And today,
I was a real ball hog.
494
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,062
**
495
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,689
I'm sorry.
496
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,360
And I'm sorry I was going
to throw you off
497
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,112
the top of a skyscraper.
498
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,739
That's oka-- Wait, what?
499
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,617
Oh, hey, someone give me
that ball to throw.
500
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,537
-Throw!
-Robot: Catch.
501
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,746
Keiko:
Whoa!
502
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,041
Don't be surprised.
I am up to my eyeballs
503
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,501
in extra-credit robots.
504
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:55,046
-A lot of kids are failing.
-Analyzing. A new friend.
505
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,926
Conclusion,
vastly superior to Megamind.
506
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,346
Vastly superior?
I don't like that.
507
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,598
-Recognize a good thing?
508
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,768
Robots:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
509
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,520
**
510
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:14,149
Alright, Keiko.
You now have a B-.
511
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,818
Yes! Can we have another
game night to celebrate?
512
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,320
-Of course!
-How about 8:30?
513
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,614
-Absolutely.
-Roxie! You in?
514
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,325
Oh, we were gonna
finish our meal.
515
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,077
**
516
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,165
I guess I'm cool
with you two hanging out.
517
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:33,877
Oof!
518
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,463
Puddles of poodles, that hurt.
519
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,214
Pal-3000:
My bad.
520
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:42,093
(robots, Roxanne laughing)
521
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,471
**
522
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,638
Uh...
523
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,849
-A giraffe on a sailboat!
-(Chum grunting)
524
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,935
-Lasagna! The War of 1812!
-(beeping)
525
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,646
(laughing)
526
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,523
These are all horrible guesses!
527
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,360
-Roxie. Where's Bennett?
-(grunts)
528
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:02,489
Turns out, we don't have a lot
in common beyond camp memories.
529
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:06,493
And sure, you and I have
some not-so-fun memories,
530
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,994
but who cares?
531
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,705
We have all the time
in the world to make new ones.
532
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,457
Like today, when I saved you
533
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,917
from being thrown
off a building.
534
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,170
Or when you shot that De-Gun
at me with perfect aim.
535
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,173
I've never been so decelerated.
536
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:23,176
O-Or when that robot tossed
that guy into the garbage!
537
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,594
(Keiko, Megamind laugh)
538
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,471
That was actually very scary.
539
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,932
And how about that throw,
Coconut Cannon?
540
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,684
Oh, stop.
541
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:33,937
-(laughter)
-(beeping speeds up)
542
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,358
-Uh, you do know that's
still counting down, right?
-(whirring)
543
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,652
-(zapping)
-(yelping)
544
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,779
That is quite calming.
545
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,322
-(Chum grunts)
-Ow!
546
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:47,575
**
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