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Sounds like an orchestra
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"The Hunters" Tuscan Restaurant
Barbecue Specialties
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five kilometres from here
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5 kilometres
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In 20 minutes we're sitting on our table.
Quick walking, that's all we need
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For a plate of pasta I'd reach the North Pole
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C'mon, go! We'll earn more appetite
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We eat, we drink and then we run away
-Yes man, run away! Run away!
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Five kilometres
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A table for three
-I wish it's a nice restaurant
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-And cheap!
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- Go go! Maestro
what do you recommend?
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There's no menu in Tuscan,
they bring their own food
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Same thing for the bill?
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Maestro how much is left?
-Two kilometres
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Hold on, only 2 kilometres
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One kilometre....one kilometre...
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The last one
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Five!
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Where's the Tuscan Restaurant?
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It was clearly written five,
five kilometres
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You said it, five kilometres...
Isn't underground, right ?
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Damn it...no!
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Ten kilometres?! It was 5 before!
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Yes, but on the other direction
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We went in the opposite direction
-Now what?
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What are we going to do now?
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Maybe there's another restaurant
in this area
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Wasteland
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Maestro, what do you suggest to do?
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We need to do some thinking...
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We got you!
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Maestro! There it is
-Maestro we've reached it!
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Wait a second...
15 kilometres
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It's there, waiting for us!
-On the last 50 metres...Come on Maestro!
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Fifteen Kilometres...
Ten there and five here
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Alright, we're going to eat in the meantime
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Then eventually we'll be back
with some bread for you
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No! Wait! I'm coming...
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Guys, beware, tuscan people
are particularly distrustful
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Be extremely polite and
spontaneous, alright?
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Can I help you?
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Isn't it "The Hunters" Restaurant?
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We'd like to eat,
we'd like a table set for three
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It's not ready yet
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Go for a walk and be back later
the kitchen is still closed
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Some more walking...
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Thanks but we'd prefer to wait inside.
We're not in a hurry
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Excuse us Madame,
good Morning
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We'd like something to eat
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It's too early, have a stroll
and come back later
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A stroll?
We're waiting sitting here, is it ok?
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Ma'm, can you bring us something meanwhile?
A taste of what's available
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Really not?
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How long will it take?
-A little
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Guys
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Our run away is going to be difficult here
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The road outside is on a straight line
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Where to hide?
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They're going to shoot
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With their gunpoint they could
shoot flies in the dark. It's dangerous
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Yes but we're good runners
-Like the wind
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We need another get out
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The toilet! The toilet could make it easier
Let's ask them
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Excuse sirs, where's the toilet?
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Outside, on the left
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Ah, thank you
I'd love to wash my hands
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So do we
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We're all going to wash our hands
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Fantastic, it's just what we needed
Outdoor toilets are a blessing
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That way and straight into the bushes
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No way, we're going straight into the fields
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First we eat and then we go that way
-All we can eat, okay?
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Hey! Hey you!
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I'm here! Come please
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What are you doing there?
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They chained me
-Who ?
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The hunters!
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It's 8 days I'm left here
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They're feeding you at least?
-Rinsing water
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Why they did this to you?
-I stole some food
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I used to be their waiter in their restaurant
-So they fired you
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No, they keep me here to throw skeets
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It's been 8 days
Who knows how long this will last
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The guy before me has been here
for a month and a half
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He didn't have enough money to pay the bill
They beat him up with
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Drippers, forks, sticks...
They wanted to gunshot him
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Poor man
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Just because he didn't have
enough money
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Please, have some sympathy
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Up there there's the key to unlock my chain.
Would you help me?
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So I can be free
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Be kind, how much longer shoud I stay here?
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Can I have it?
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Maestro!
-The run away is going to be right now
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What? Without eating?
-They are going to kill us
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-Come on!
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Haven't you realized how nasty they are?
Let's get out of here
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We're good runners. I am hungry
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I'm hungry too, and I'll take the risk
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We'll take the risk
-Not me
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What have you done? Thief!
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You wretch ! I'm going to kill you
How you dare steal ?
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Thief! You stole three sausages
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I'll shot you down!
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Spit! Spit them out!
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Spit!
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You're holding three sausages
in your mouth. Spit!
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Three! One...two...three..SPIT!
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Or you're ending up like your brother
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I'll deal with you later, Thank your God
I have some customers now
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Thief! Thief!
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Here we are. As starters we have:
All kinds of Pasta
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Our specialty is fettuccine in every sauce
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Cannelloni and Lasagne
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Main dishes
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Roasted Lamb
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Sausages with beans
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Sirloin Steaks, Pork Chops,
Beef Steaks
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Veal Dish with green beans and tomatoes
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And rabbit with...Oh
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And pheasant, in our style
-Are you ready to order, sirs?
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What would you like?
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What would you like?
-What would you like?
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What are you ordering?
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A glass of water
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You know, maybe you were right
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It's better to stretch our legs around
and get more appetite
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It's a pity to eat all these delicacies
when you ain't that hungry
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Only five minutes, we're still bloated
from yesterday's dinner
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Please keep our table reserved
-See you later!
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[sings] Have they gone? I pretended to sleep
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Because I wanted to be alone with you
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I have so many things I want to tell you
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Just one is deep as the sea
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Soup
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Soup
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Soup-Soup...
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Maestro
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Soup!
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That way
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Soup
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It's real soup!
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Our soup! The soup!
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Our soup...
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Thieves!
Thieves!
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Kill them right away
-Are you crazy?
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For a plate of soup?
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We were passing this way
and we smelled the soup. Who knew?
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We'll do the killing
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We are innocent !
-Just a drop of soup!
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We didn't even taste it yet!
-Kill them all!
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I didn't eat it!
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Keep calm! Try not to fight eh?
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Keep calm, don't fight eh
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Honestly...I wasn't even hungry
I didn't eat it
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Pull off their nails
-Set them on fire
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Let's bury them with their head sticking out.
Ants will eat their flesh
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A drop of water dripping on their head
Tin! Tin! Tin!
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Don't make them suffer.
Let's kill them quickly and we're done
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Dear lady workers...
-...All this for a bit of soup?
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It was actually tasteless
-With a shit flavour
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Idea! Idea! Idea!
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Great! Brava! Everybody
-Let's all take a dump!
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They want us to eat shit
-As long as they'll let us go then
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That's the waiter up there
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It's really him!
-WAITER
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WAITER!
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Come here dear waiter!
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Good Morning, how do you do?
-Hurry up, cut this rope!
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Can't you see they tied us like salami?
-Who did this?
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Why you care, cut this rope
They assaulted us
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Who?
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Who cares? Untie this damn rope
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They did a good job...
-Be quick
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I bet they also robbed you
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Hurry up!
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It's a tight knot
-Find something, a knife...
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I'll try with my teeth
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Healthy teeth for sure!
-I don't lack any
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Brand new, eh?
-Of course, he never uses them
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Quick! Quick!
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Run faster! Or they'll get us
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Thank you
-Thank you for untying us
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I have to thank you too
-We're even. We're all untied now
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Sorry but it's getting late
I'm going to work
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Bravo, Bravo, go to work
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Nice job you have,
you serve food and other people eat it
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This job is different
There's plenty of food for everyone
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What? Wait!
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Wait!
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Where's this restaurant?
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There's really so much food?
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As much as you like.
Anything from A to Z
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Everything is fresh, imported from abroad
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Meat, Cheese, Mushrooms!
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Mushrooms as bis as umbrellas
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Seafood, the freshest you can think of
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Fish still living and moving
-With batteries in?
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Appetizers that..
-It's a pity to eat them
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Exactly
-How far is it?
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There
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Is this the place?
-Yes it is...
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This is a restaurant
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I see, they set a table for four
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Good Afternoon
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May I help you?
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Not yet, thanks
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Isn't this a restaurant?
-It was. Five years ago
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And there's nothing left?
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Yes,
For every taste and budget
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This is our catalog
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Is that the menu?
Actually we were searching for a restaurant
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I closed it
It wasn't making any money
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While this job makes me grateful with God
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You said all things fresh eh?
From abroad
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There's no restaurants in this area anymore
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They all changed their business
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They realized that you can skip a meal
but not death
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Everybody must visit this place
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I am overloaded with work
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A few minutes ago they
called to order five of these
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These are reserved since two months
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Can you hear the quality?
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Walnut wood, hand tooled
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A piece of furniture
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And this one
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This makes everyone hungry
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Open it, Open it
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People falls in love with it
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It's almost a pity to make use of it
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I bet this is yours
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NO. Those who make them -sells them
Those who buy - don't use them
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And those who use them
doesn't see them
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May I give you an advice?
Make a reservation
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No thanks
-Actually we came here to find a job
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Not to buy a coffin case
-You said you're looking for a job?
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You came at the right time
Follow me
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That's it. It's really light
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You wouldn't want to carry him a few years ago
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He used to weight 90 kilos. A colossus
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A few months and he became skin and bone
Not even 30 kilos
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Poor guy. Take it
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The cemetary is 10 minutes from here
Follow me
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How much you think she'll pay?
-She said she'll give us a present
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As long as it's some money for food
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I'm tired to say that I'm hungry
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I say this body weights more than 30 kilos
-I agree, it's maybe 40
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Come on, it's no more than 28-29 kilos
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Can't you feel it's heavier than that?
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Guys, the coffin it's 10 kilos at least
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It's made of apricot wood
Heavy
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So where's this cemetary? Is it far?
I lost sight of that women
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00:26:29,726 --> 00:26:33,026
Perhaps she's arrived already
must be down there
256
00:26:40,463 --> 00:26:42,883
We reached it. It's here
257
00:27:10,509 --> 00:27:12,909
This ain't a cemetary
258
00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:21,810
Excuse me
Are we heading right for the cemetary?
259
00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:27,806
Thanks.
Let's go
260
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:03,136
We're lost at this point,
Where else it could be?
261
00:28:03,602 --> 00:28:08,702
This way! The road continues in this direction
262
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,866
We passed here before
263
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:14,318
He's right
We need to go in the opposite direction
264
00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:36,543
I see no cemetary here
265
00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:43,166
Guys, let's put this coffin down
266
00:28:49,218 --> 00:28:51,418
We've been walking for 2 hours
267
00:28:52,546 --> 00:28:55,346
She said "Follow me, it's just 10 minutes"
268
00:28:56,956 --> 00:29:02,456
She was talking about some reward
Now I see what she meant
269
00:29:02,865 --> 00:29:04,965
What are we going to do with this?
270
00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:08,479
We can't even sell it...
-Who would buy it anyway?
271
00:29:09,075 --> 00:29:10,475
Cannibals
272
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,949
We can't abandon it here
273
00:29:13,574 --> 00:29:14,841
He may get offended
274
00:29:14,842 --> 00:29:21,442
Hey, he's not a friend or a sibling
We don't even know who is he!
275
00:29:23,113 --> 00:29:27,713
Let's leave a note that says "Missing Body"
Somebody will find it
276
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,616
Dig an hole and bury him
-Eh?
277
00:29:31,123 --> 00:29:34,323
Digging an hole?
We can't do it...
278
00:29:34,464 --> 00:29:37,664
Dead bodies must be buried
-Who says that?
279
00:29:38,058 --> 00:29:40,858
In India they throw them in the Danube
280
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:45,253
Maybe you mean the Nile. Or Gange,
I'm not sure...
281
00:29:45,428 --> 00:29:48,728
I have an idea! Let's set it on fire, like Africans do!
282
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:49,857
Ah, cremation
283
00:29:50,358 --> 00:29:53,758
No! Roasted! A big fire and we're done!
284
00:29:54,299 --> 00:29:57,799
We need something more Christian,
the italian way
285
00:29:57,821 --> 00:30:00,821
You are all talking about abroad traditions
286
00:30:03,339 --> 00:30:05,439
I'm leaving. Do as you please...
287
00:30:57,536 --> 00:30:59,956
An ancient burial
288
00:31:00,044 --> 00:31:02,044
Must be 2-3000 years old,
maybe more
289
00:31:02,065 --> 00:31:04,985
See? He found his place, he did it all by himself
290
00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:07,598
Perhaps they were relatives
291
00:31:07,835 --> 00:31:09,635
I'm glad, you see, he found company
292
00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:13,211
Let's cover it, quick quick!
293
00:31:15,578 --> 00:31:19,778
Did you see that empty dish plate
in that burial?
294
00:31:20,803 --> 00:31:25,403
They used to bring dishes, food and
fruits to the dead ones.
295
00:31:25,474 --> 00:31:27,574
They cared about this stuff
296
00:31:27,603 --> 00:31:30,903
Nice tradition, in the past
even the dead ones could eat
297
00:31:30,962 --> 00:31:33,282
It was a tradition, a ritual
298
00:31:33,298 --> 00:31:34,318
How lucky
299
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:38,280
Nowadays you don't eat when you are alive
-Hungry eh?
300
00:31:38,349 --> 00:31:40,869
How did you notice? Does it shows?
301
00:31:41,436 --> 00:31:44,236
You feel the hunger, but you can't see it
302
00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:47,891
Like an invisible swing. Comes and goes...
Comes and goes...
303
00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:52,166
When you eat, it goes away,
when you shit, it comes back
304
00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:55,986
Wicked isn't she?
She stands there...
305
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,984
and nothing bothers her
306
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,117
She comes and goes
Comes and goes
307
00:32:00,314 --> 00:32:03,814
Maestro you are talking with an expert
308
00:32:03,985 --> 00:32:08,085
I disagree that the hunger comes and leaves
309
00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:12,844
Hunger is a disease. She comes,
and never let you go
310
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:17,810
He is right. It's an ID card,
a passport...
311
00:32:17,908 --> 00:32:22,408
Hunger is like the soul
-Leaving us only when we die
312
00:32:22,504 --> 00:32:25,504
Where's this hunger? If I catch it
I'd eat it bite by bite
313
00:32:25,629 --> 00:32:26,849
Where it's hidden?
314
00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:31,233
It's all inside here and doesn't
want to leave, this bastard
315
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,840
And there's nothing to get her out of it
-You just need to eat
316
00:32:33,269 --> 00:32:35,269
What?
317
00:32:35,346 --> 00:32:37,166
What could we eat?
318
00:32:51,459 --> 00:32:53,279
Would you like some?
319
00:32:57,537 --> 00:32:59,257
What are you eating?
320
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:02,725
Soil!
321
00:33:09,985 --> 00:33:11,385
How is it?
322
00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:16,738
Weird
323
00:33:30,201 --> 00:33:33,901
Have a taste of this!
324
00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:03,109
Run run! The storm is coming!
325
00:34:08,018 --> 00:34:09,138
Run!
326
00:34:23,841 --> 00:34:25,141
It's so cold
327
00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:27,179
Cold and hunger
328
00:34:29,163 --> 00:34:33,363
I'm freezing, hungry and sleepy
329
00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:36,571
We'd need some hot broth
- How I wish...
330
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,672
Rain
331
00:34:58,286 --> 00:35:02,186
Raining water, if only we could eat water
332
00:35:02,816 --> 00:35:05,216
But you can only drink water
333
00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:07,408
Water is a bitch
334
00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:11,209
You say this because you're not thirsty
335
00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:15,169
Water is essential. If it wasn't for the rain
there would be no grass
336
00:35:15,216 --> 00:35:17,916
Grass is food for sheeps, cows
337
00:35:18,479 --> 00:35:21,979
Without water there would be
no bread, meat, fruits...
338
00:35:22,891 --> 00:35:24,711
It's fair that it's raining
339
00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:29,570
Who gets the chance
to eat all the things growing?
340
00:35:29,644 --> 00:35:33,144
Wouldn't be more fair, that instead of raining water
341
00:35:33,284 --> 00:35:39,384
It would rain bread, meat,
sausages and pasta
342
00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:41,206
That would be fair
343
00:35:41,323 --> 00:35:45,123
He's right. Imagine how beautiful it would be
344
00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:49,745
To go outside and see everything covered
by steaks and cheese
345
00:35:49,771 --> 00:35:52,491
Prosciutto, chickens
346
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:57,003
Not too much that it goes to waste...
Just enough
347
00:36:02,184 --> 00:36:05,504
It's him. He's dreaming
348
00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:15,505
He's dreaming of eating a bowl of spaghetti
349
00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:16,974
Big...Big
350
00:36:18,653 --> 00:36:22,853
"Ladies and gentlemen we're in worldwide broadcast
for the Spaghetti Olimpiades...
351
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,491
Finally we'll get to know the real champion...
352
00:36:25,493 --> 00:36:28,113
The winner of this amazingly
important competition
353
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:31,286
Giovannino or the californian champion,
in charge for many years?
354
00:36:31,301 --> 00:36:35,021
Our two challengers fights on an average of 90 forkful a minute
355
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:38,625
The kitchen staff is having an hard time following their pace
356
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:41,635
16th kilo of spaghetti on the go
357
00:36:41,696 --> 00:36:44,296
Giovanni literally snatch the plate out of the assistant hands
358
00:36:44,379 --> 00:36:47,379
And assaults it like he's not eating
who knows since how long
359
00:36:47,449 --> 00:36:50,949
While the american champion is in big trouble
He can't take it anymore
360
00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:56,317
While Giovannino is in great fit
The audience is crazy about him!
361
00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,920
Gio-va-nni-no! Gio-va-nni-no!
362
00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:07,725
He did an exeptional training our pasta ace.
A true professionist
363
00:37:07,820 --> 00:37:12,220
The 17th Kilos is coming for Giovannino.
The californian is on his 16th
364
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:13,775
He cannot wind up
365
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,000
Giovannino is on his 17th using both forks
366
00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:21,468
Our amazing Pastasciutta Champion
367
00:37:21,469 --> 00:37:23,677
Oblique double fork action
368
00:37:23,703 --> 00:37:26,903
Rising half kilo of pasta and swallowing
He resembles a sewer
369
00:37:27,051 --> 00:37:29,151
Believe me, ladies and gentlemen
370
00:37:29,173 --> 00:37:31,873
It's the first time
I see such a great champion
371
00:37:31,982 --> 00:37:34,882
He has no limits.
The american is stuck.
372
00:37:35,107 --> 00:37:38,407
Terrific performance of our champion
Left, right, left, right!
373
00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:41,426
For the american is harder and
harder to wind up
374
00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:44,870
Giovannino is grinding spaghetti
like sparkling water
375
00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:47,332
That mouth is a slicer machine,
an industrial oven, a sewer
376
00:37:47,374 --> 00:37:49,474
Sucks in, sniffles and swallow in
377
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,360
He's a hydraulical vacuum
378
00:37:52,628 --> 00:37:55,828
Giovannino won!
He's the new world champion!
379
00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:58,501
The american is definetly let down
380
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:04,528
He's giving up his long championship
to our formidable pasta ace
381
00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:08,429
He trained himself
with hard work and sacrifice
382
00:38:08,585 --> 00:38:11,085
Incredible, Giovannino is literally polishing his plate
383
00:38:11,086 --> 00:38:13,290
A real champion gesture
384
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,891
Giovannino, something to say to your supporters?
385
00:38:25,734 --> 00:38:26,854
Oh!
386
00:38:28,544 --> 00:38:32,044
I think he's dreaming of exactly the opposite
387
00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:36,174
He's dreaming of not eating...
388
00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:40,899
He's dreaming of not eating...
389
00:40:01,604 --> 00:40:02,724
One
390
00:40:03,725 --> 00:40:06,745
Two! Three!...Four...
391
00:40:07,930 --> 00:40:10,530
Five, Six, Seven
392
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:12,420
Eight
393
00:40:22,663 --> 00:40:25,863
123! 124! 125!
394
00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:30,556
179, 180
395
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:38,901
412... 413
396
00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:43,743
501, 502, 503,
397
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,200
Oh!
398
00:40:56,507 --> 00:40:59,307
He's having my dream
399
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:01,332
He's dreaming that he's not eating, I'm sure
400
00:41:01,483 --> 00:41:04,983
Want to make a bet?
-Okay
401
00:41:06,058 --> 00:41:09,178
Hey wake up!
-Whats up?
402
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:13,734
What were you dreaming?
-What were you dreaming! Tell the truth!
403
00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:15,934
Swallows
404
00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:18,063
How they were cooked ?
405
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,880
No...They were flying, flying and flying...
High in the sky
406
00:41:24,017 --> 00:41:27,117
And I was flying with them
407
00:41:27,142 --> 00:41:29,848
Thin as you are, it's easy to fly
408
00:41:29,849 --> 00:41:32,049
What a silly dream
409
00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:35,270
Let's go to sleep, and wish we have nice dreams
410
00:42:49,107 --> 00:42:51,207
Hey hey! Psst
411
00:42:53,629 --> 00:42:55,929
Cock-a-doodle-doo
-What?
412
00:42:57,313 --> 00:43:00,433
There! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
-It's daylight
413
00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:03,071
Not that, there's a rooster around!
414
00:43:03,663 --> 00:43:05,063
Where is it?
415
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:35,746
Take it easy, we're leaving now
-Eh!
416
00:43:36,078 --> 00:43:39,278
You are lucky to have these body needs
Sir
417
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,760
Mum! Mum!
-My poor daughter...
418
00:44:02,001 --> 00:44:07,301
How he could do that!
-He wrapped his belt around his neck
419
00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:12,158
Daddy's is hanging himself!
-Run! Run!
420
00:44:13,299 --> 00:44:16,819
Stop it! Don't do it!
421
00:44:17,023 --> 00:44:18,423
Wait! Wait!
422
00:44:19,471 --> 00:44:21,791
Pull! Rip this belt!
423
00:44:37,673 --> 00:44:39,373
Gildo! Gildo!
424
00:44:39,834 --> 00:44:42,334
Gildo! My dear husband!
425
00:44:42,387 --> 00:44:45,587
We rescued him! Just in time!
He's alive!
426
00:44:46,065 --> 00:44:49,185
Daddy! Daddy!
-Gildo, Gildo!
427
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:54,075
Daddy, daddy!
-Gildo! My dear husband!
428
00:44:54,502 --> 00:44:56,502
Here he is, he's fine!
429
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,827
We thought he was taking a dump
430
00:44:58,902 --> 00:45:02,502
Gildo, why?
-Daddy, why?
431
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:04,950
Because 2 is not 3
432
00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:08,676
What's going on here, is it a joke?
-Anyway, why?
433
00:45:08,743 --> 00:45:12,043
Because this world is a dumpster
434
00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:14,883
Blessed are those who can shit in it
435
00:45:15,066 --> 00:45:16,886
Sir! Sir! Madame!
436
00:45:17,029 --> 00:45:19,049
Sir! Madame...
437
00:45:22,354 --> 00:45:27,354
Sir, this is all I have been able to rescue
Your umbrella and hat
438
00:45:27,378 --> 00:45:28,778
Just that?
439
00:45:28,938 --> 00:45:30,358
Umbrella and hat
440
00:45:31,808 --> 00:45:33,608
Why did you rescue me?
441
00:45:33,627 --> 00:45:36,627
What we were supposed to do?
Are you sorry?
442
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:40,233
You see there's still good people in this world?
443
00:45:41,019 --> 00:45:44,519
It's not a latrine like you think
-It's a latrine
444
00:45:45,216 --> 00:45:47,816
Sir! Madame, where are you?
445
00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:49,790
Where are you?
446
00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:55,198
Sir, the painting! I got it.
447
00:45:55,223 --> 00:45:59,223
They took everything except this one
448
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,840
Only this?
-Well, yes, just this one
449
00:46:04,217 --> 00:46:08,917
Just one month ago...and now...
here we are
450
00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:13,528
Nice family
-It's a portrait of a rich man
451
00:46:13,795 --> 00:46:15,615
Until one month ago
452
00:46:16,684 --> 00:46:18,504
This is me
453
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,800
My daughter
454
00:46:21,936 --> 00:46:23,256
My wife
455
00:46:24,957 --> 00:46:26,857
Our butler
456
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,618
Our chaffeur
457
00:46:30,531 --> 00:46:32,351
And she's our cook
458
00:46:37,919 --> 00:46:40,019
Madame! Madame!
459
00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:43,455
Here she is, the cook!
460
00:46:44,171 --> 00:46:46,591
Sir, Sir...
461
00:46:48,836 --> 00:46:50,856
It's a small chicken
462
00:46:53,149 --> 00:46:54,549
Small chicken!
463
00:46:55,045 --> 00:46:57,445
Chicken? Thank you
464
00:47:02,537 --> 00:47:04,357
Only this?
465
00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:06,331
Just this one
466
00:47:27,597 --> 00:47:30,897
Eat it, eat it...
-Eat it daddy...eat it
467
00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:33,740
Sir, Eat it
-Eat it
468
00:47:36,266 --> 00:47:38,866
He's eating already, no need to worry
469
00:47:38,917 --> 00:47:43,517
We're even supposed to encourage him
-I guess he'll eat every bit of it
470
00:47:45,118 --> 00:47:46,938
Everything
Everything
471
00:47:48,456 --> 00:47:50,556
All wrong
472
00:47:50,790 --> 00:47:53,590
All wrong, all at once
473
00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:57,674
Taxes, civil court, notaries, loan sharks
474
00:48:00,104 --> 00:48:01,924
All at once
475
00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:06,540
In a month, the downfall
The end
476
00:48:07,738 --> 00:48:10,638
We have our grandpa,
let's go to grandpa
477
00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:13,779
No! Not my father
478
00:48:14,835 --> 00:48:16,055
I'd rather die!
479
00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:19,019
Don't be so proud
Think about us
480
00:48:19,637 --> 00:48:23,837
If we had this sudden disgrace
We don't need to be ashamed
481
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:28,752
We're not begging charity.
It's your father. He's so rich
482
00:48:29,096 --> 00:48:31,916
Not my father
I'd rather die
483
00:48:32,772 --> 00:48:38,072
What's the point in being so proud?
His father lives in a wealthy estate
484
00:48:38,584 --> 00:48:42,084
The fruit trees, cattles, cheese, eggs
485
00:48:42,178 --> 00:48:43,678
Everything is oversupplied
486
00:48:43,781 --> 00:48:48,081
Feeding us would be like
giving up a grain of sand, for him
487
00:48:48,268 --> 00:48:50,388
So much food
So much food
488
00:48:50,404 --> 00:48:54,304
So his father owns all that much
He's so rich?
489
00:48:54,461 --> 00:48:56,961
He could feed half of world population
490
00:48:57,103 --> 00:48:59,703
Is he far from here? We can take you there
491
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,083
No, I said no!
492
00:49:01,284 --> 00:49:05,504
Not to my father
493
00:49:05,834 --> 00:49:10,034
Leave your pride aside. Accept the reality
-Sir, please, accept it!
494
00:49:10,178 --> 00:49:12,078
NO!
495
00:49:12,084 --> 00:49:14,284
-You'd rather die eh?
-I'd rather die!
496
00:49:14,996 --> 00:49:19,696
Sir, don't be so stubborn.
If really your father has all this stuff available
497
00:49:19,698 --> 00:49:21,218
You must go
498
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:24,940
And if you still refuse...
we'll take you there by force
499
00:49:25,041 --> 00:49:28,141
We saved you once. We'll save you twice
-Right!
500
00:49:28,477 --> 00:49:30,497
Sir...
Sir...Sir
501
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:32,540
Daddy! Daddy!
502
00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:41,118
Sir, do it for your wife, for the hungry little girl
503
00:49:41,132 --> 00:49:43,732
For the...
504
00:49:43,757 --> 00:49:45,608
Three Maguses
505
00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:49,529
Daddy! Daddy!
Sir! Sir!....
506
00:49:50,004 --> 00:49:51,124
Sir!
507
00:49:51,646 --> 00:49:53,466
Gildo! Daddy, daddy...
508
00:49:54,434 --> 00:49:56,954
So what? So what?!
509
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:02,805
I'll do it only for my family.
Only for you.
510
00:50:18,408 --> 00:50:21,008
Doctor,lawyer how far is it?
-Not much
511
00:50:21,813 --> 00:50:24,713
With a steady walking we can get there before sunset
512
00:50:24,738 --> 00:50:27,203
Sunset? There's no short cut?!
513
00:50:27,204 --> 00:50:28,604
Quick! Quick!
514
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:40,833
Faster or we won't make it before sunset
515
00:51:05,305 --> 00:51:06,705
His place
516
00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:12,026
Emilia. Land of Cappelletti, Tortellini, Ravioli
517
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,003
Bolognese sauce and
-And fuck off!
518
00:51:15,688 --> 00:51:19,788
It's all his property
-Dad, all we're seeing is grandpa's?
519
00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:23,477
Yes, it's my father's
-So much stuff...
520
00:51:24,075 --> 00:51:27,175
Close your eyes
what you see belongs to us
521
00:51:27,329 --> 00:51:29,849
No more money!
522
00:51:36,699 --> 00:51:41,899
We are not just people good to work,
but people with mouth good to eat!
523
00:51:42,297 --> 00:51:46,197
We already raised your wage four times this month
524
00:51:46,632 --> 00:51:50,332
We're burying our money
See what money can grow
525
00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:54,107
Let's seed money.
See what you'll get from it!
526
00:51:54,243 --> 00:51:59,843
I know!
Tomorrow you'll be here working as always
527
00:52:00,725 --> 00:52:03,625
Masters will all come to a bad end
528
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,100
Big troubles in a world without masters!
Think about it!
529
00:52:08,405 --> 00:52:10,805
The world would be a latrine
530
00:52:12,067 --> 00:52:14,667
Dad!
-Eh? What did you say?
531
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:19,060
Dad!
-I'm the farmer! Who are you?
532
00:52:19,688 --> 00:52:21,888
Excuse me. Where is my father?
533
00:52:22,465 --> 00:52:24,685
Your father? Who is he?
534
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:26,929
The marquis, the landlord
535
00:52:27,268 --> 00:52:30,268
Exploiters! Dirty suckers!
536
00:52:30,693 --> 00:52:33,418
The ones who eat up everything!
537
00:52:33,419 --> 00:52:37,439
Moochers! Exploiters!
538
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:43,890
Forget about them
These scums!
539
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,020
Let's go, follow me
540
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:57,968
So you're the marquis son
-Living and breathing, can't you see?
541
00:52:58,173 --> 00:53:00,173
And who are these other people?
542
00:53:00,372 --> 00:53:06,172
Our employees. The butler, the chaffeur,
the cook, the waiter and...
543
00:53:06,230 --> 00:53:08,050
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