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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:31,377 No, now, who said anything about redecorating? 2 00:00:31,587 --> 00:00:35,104 If we cohabitate, we co-decorate. End of discussion. 3 00:00:35,309 --> 00:00:37,778 - I won't debate it. - Men cannot decorate. 4 00:00:37,991 --> 00:00:40,745 - It's nature. It is genetic. - All right. 5 00:00:40,992 --> 00:00:43,871 And men, by nature, need to mark their turf. 6 00:00:44,073 --> 00:00:47,785 So tomorrow, I tell you, we're going to Sears to get a sofa. 7 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:50,909 Shush, I'm trying... There's Elaine and Mark. 8 00:00:52,359 --> 00:00:54,031 Wait, that's not Mark. 9 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:57,119 - No, that's not Mark. - Wait, who is that guy? 10 00:00:58,802 --> 00:01:01,795 - I don't like the looks of this. - Slow down. 11 00:01:02,003 --> 00:01:05,885 It's probably a cousin or a friend. Can't women have friends? 12 00:01:07,927 --> 00:01:09,121 Oops. 13 00:01:09,928 --> 00:01:11,328 Oh. 14 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:17,323 See? She's not into it. She's being polite, she wants him to go away. 15 00:01:19,093 --> 00:01:21,130 What the hell? 16 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:22,768 I've been down this road 17 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,248 The Pursuit of Happiness 18 00:01:26,537 --> 00:01:30,578 Walking the line That's painted by pride 19 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,416 And I have made mistakes in my life 20 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:37,339 That I just can't hide 21 00:01:37,944 --> 00:01:40,539 Oh, I believe I am ready 22 00:01:40,785 --> 00:01:44,496 For what love has to bring 23 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:47,623 I got myself together 24 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:52,063 Yeah, now I'm ready to sing 25 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:55,464 I've been searching my soul tonight 26 00:01:55,713 --> 00:01:59,025 I know there's so much more to life 27 00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:02,034 Now I know I can shine a light 28 00:02:02,276 --> 00:02:05,635 To find my way back home 29 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:10,432 Oh, baby, yeah 30 00:02:10,802 --> 00:02:13,476 Oh, yeah 31 00:02:41,418 --> 00:02:45,892 First up, welcome back John and me. L.A. Was great. We missed you all. 32 00:02:46,101 --> 00:02:49,458 How was L.A.? You find what you were looking for? 33 00:02:49,662 --> 00:02:53,783 Yes. Warm people. It was a culture shock, you snippy-assed Popsicle. 34 00:02:53,985 --> 00:02:55,020 - John. She started it. 35 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:58,504 - She called me an imbecile. - No, she didn't. 36 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,985 She implied it with her little "How was L.A.?" tone. 37 00:03:02,189 --> 00:03:05,308 She disparaged the idea of us going there with tone. 38 00:03:05,511 --> 00:03:07,264 Her putdowns are tonal. 39 00:03:07,472 --> 00:03:10,466 I'm senior partner. Look at the damn firm resume. 40 00:03:10,675 --> 00:03:15,625 Senior partners needn't tolerate snippy tones from platinum-dyed Popsicles. 41 00:03:15,837 --> 00:03:18,672 - Move along, Richard. We're busy. - Okay. 42 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:23,672 Gilbert Breen, old client, getting married, coming in to update his will. 43 00:03:23,882 --> 00:03:27,193 Jackson, you do trusts and estates. Meet with him. 44 00:03:27,403 --> 00:03:32,002 Bride's beautiful. He's not. Did I mention he's fat, bald, rich? 45 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:33,879 Just to be safe, prenup. 46 00:03:34,087 --> 00:03:37,126 - Thompson versus Thompson Shipping. - Mine. 47 00:03:37,329 --> 00:03:39,366 - Share. - He runs a shipping company. 48 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:42,609 His son's declaring him incompetent because he's happy. 49 00:03:42,812 --> 00:03:44,007 - Happy? - Yes. 50 00:03:44,213 --> 00:03:48,891 What, being happy makes a person incompetent? Now, that's bloody rich. 51 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:02,214 Elaine? Can I speak to you for a second? 52 00:04:02,463 --> 00:04:03,817 Oh, sure. 53 00:04:09,107 --> 00:04:10,699 - How are you? - What's wrong? 54 00:04:10,907 --> 00:04:14,060 I'm just curious. We haven't spoken in a while. 55 00:04:14,269 --> 00:04:16,785 Everything okay? How are you and Mark? 56 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:18,470 We're doing fine. Why? 57 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:22,633 - Are you two still seeing each other? - Yes. 58 00:04:24,315 --> 00:04:27,547 - Exclusively? - Ally, what are you getting at? 59 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:29,396 I walked by your place... 60 00:04:29,598 --> 00:04:33,878 ...and saw you kissing another man. Then I watched you drag him inside. 61 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,438 - Oh. - Oh. 62 00:04:37,642 --> 00:04:39,713 That all you have to say? "Oh"? 63 00:04:39,923 --> 00:04:42,314 Do I owe you an explanation? 64 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:45,916 No, you don't owe me. But I really want to know. 65 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,078 - I slipped. - You "slipped"? 66 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:54,443 It was a man. I was in a dating service a year ago. 67 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:59,808 We slept with each other on tape before he left town. Now, he's back. 68 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:02,689 We ran into each other and agreed to lunch. 69 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:06,128 Then we rescheduled for an evening. I had some wine. 70 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:08,648 I gave him a short kiss. Then I slipped. 71 00:05:08,859 --> 00:05:10,657 Did you make love to him? 72 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,931 - A little. - "A little"? 73 00:05:13,141 --> 00:05:17,103 Ally, I am extremely ashamed of myself. 74 00:05:17,304 --> 00:05:21,458 You have no idea how it feels to see myself through your eyes. 75 00:05:22,107 --> 00:05:26,226 Nelle? I just want to say I'm sorry for my hostility. 76 00:05:26,428 --> 00:05:29,707 I think, truth be told, I'm just missing Melanie. 77 00:05:29,911 --> 00:05:31,344 I understand, John. 78 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:35,304 And if I can help in any way... 79 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,263 Poop. 80 00:05:41,557 --> 00:05:45,074 - So when is the wedding? - Well, May 5th. Cinco de Mayo. 81 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,876 Excellent. Anything specific in regards to the will? 82 00:05:49,081 --> 00:05:51,391 Just, well, going from being a bachelor to a couple. 83 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:52,399 Ally? 84 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,995 Could you help? Julie, I need a list of beneficiaries: 85 00:05:56,205 --> 00:05:59,916 Friends, family, people you bequeath to, names we need to add. 86 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:03,599 Could you sit with Ally, think of who you'd want to name? 87 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:05,926 Lt'll only take a second. 88 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,200 - Sure. - Okay. 89 00:06:07,411 --> 00:06:08,401 - Sure. - Okay. 90 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,256 My father built this company on his toughness. 91 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:23,338 I wouldn't call him ruthless, but many did. 92 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:27,536 - Then, after the accident... - Could you tell us about the accident? 93 00:06:27,743 --> 00:06:31,783 He was at the docks and was hit on the head by loading equipment. 94 00:06:31,984 --> 00:06:35,946 The doctors say the trauma caused a structural lesion on his brain. 95 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:38,742 Basically, it's a blood clot. It changed him. 96 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:41,623 - Changed him how? - Well, he became nice. 97 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:45,906 The clot releases a chemical that makes him euphoric. 98 00:06:46,112 --> 00:06:49,311 - He's happy all the time now. - And this is a problem? 99 00:06:50,435 --> 00:06:53,234 It is to run a company. He's lost his edge. 100 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:55,998 He doesn't care about getting the best deal... 101 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,997 ...won't fire bad workers, caves in to union demands. 102 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,556 He spent $250,000 on a daycare center. 103 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:06,201 Our company stock's dropping. If this keeps up, we'll go bankrupt. 104 00:07:06,403 --> 00:07:10,034 - He's become incompetent. - Can your father be cured, Kenneth? 105 00:07:10,246 --> 00:07:14,082 Yes. They could drain the clot and he'd go back to normal. 106 00:07:14,288 --> 00:07:17,645 But he doesn't want it. He likes feeling this way. 107 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:19,363 Can he manage his affairs? 108 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,881 - Can he change his underwear? - I don't know. 109 00:07:22,092 --> 00:07:23,890 - Does he need live-in help? - No. 110 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:27,930 - He takes care of your mother? - He's incompetent to run a business. 111 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:31,573 - He's not crazy. He's just... - Too happy to be a good CEO. 112 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:34,577 Basically, yes. And we have shareholders. 113 00:07:34,779 --> 00:07:38,137 He's destroying the company. We could all lose everything. 114 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,424 - A prenup? - They're actually common these days. 115 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,538 I understand that. But... 116 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,424 They seem so fatalistic. 117 00:07:52,628 --> 00:07:57,830 A marriage is a leap of trust. It seems wrong to prepare for its demise. 118 00:07:58,031 --> 00:08:02,824 Mr. Breen. Now, I don't know you. I don't know Julie. 119 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:06,632 And I'm definitely not passing judgment on your future. 120 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,749 But I gotta be honest with you. 121 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:12,748 Over half of all marriages bust up, and that's just a fact. 122 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,079 How do I say, "Honey, sign a prenup"? It seems so... 123 00:08:16,322 --> 00:08:19,555 Easy. You let me do that. That's my job. 124 00:08:20,444 --> 00:08:24,917 Again, Gilbert, I'm not commenting on the viability of your marriage. 125 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:28,200 But you have assets totaling over $ 11 million. 126 00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:33,760 She's still paying off her school loans. Let your lawyer protect you. 127 00:08:36,653 --> 00:08:37,768 You with me? 128 00:08:39,455 --> 00:08:42,209 - So, Snow Bird? - Yeah. We both like to ski... 129 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,448 ...so honeymoon on the slopes. 130 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:48,538 Would you mind if I put these in your office? They need light. 131 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:53,133 - Well, wow. Who sent them? - Nice flowers, Ally. Larry? 132 00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:55,933 - Yes. - Did I hear my name? 133 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,899 You're making me look bad. Could you cut it out? 134 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:03,100 He means these beautiful flowers you sent Ally. Right, Ally? 135 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:05,344 And please, don't you deny it. 136 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:06,983 Uh-huh. 137 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:10,465 It hurts. I cut myself using your razor. 138 00:09:11,231 --> 00:09:12,791 Julie? Ally? 139 00:09:13,193 --> 00:09:15,185 - Do we have beneficiaries? - We do. 140 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:19,868 Excellent. Julie, I gotta be honest. It's my job to protect Gilbert. 141 00:09:20,077 --> 00:09:24,630 I've hassled him about a prenup, and he keeps saying you two are forever... 142 00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,353 ...and I'm wasting his time. 143 00:09:26,561 --> 00:09:30,635 So I'll draft a standard boilerplate provision and that'll be that. 144 00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:33,483 - Okay. - It's a fifty-fifty split... 145 00:09:33,684 --> 00:09:38,077 ...if the marriage lasts five years. Provided you don't end the marriage... 146 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,641 ...it stays fifty-fifty. 147 00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:44,207 It's against my better judgment, but it's tough convincing a man in love. 148 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,209 I hate to butt in... 149 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,849 ...but we have two parties. Even though they're in agreement... 150 00:09:50,093 --> 00:09:53,974 ...technically, Julie should have a separate lawyer just to cover us. 151 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,451 - What are you doing? - Larry? Hey. 152 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,896 Julie, this is Larry Paul. He's a great lawyer. 153 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,056 - What are you...? - Just to cover us... 154 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:04,456 ...could you represent Julie? - Excuse me? 155 00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:08,053 Just go over the prenups that Jackson drafted for Gilbert. 156 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:11,336 I think Julie should probably have separate council. 157 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:14,259 You know I'm a stickler for procedure. 158 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:15,661 - Well... - Please? 159 00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:17,506 - Okay. Great. 160 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,065 So we will be in touch. 161 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,271 - Okay. Thank you. - My pleasure. 162 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:26,226 - Oh, you too, Jackson. - Sure. 163 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,513 What the hell was that? 164 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:34,313 I was just trying to make sure that everything is on the up and up. 165 00:10:34,518 --> 00:10:38,638 Isn't that the way you like to do things, Jackson? 166 00:10:56,329 --> 00:10:57,319 What meeting? 167 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:01,002 Ally thought it'd be ethical if Julie got her own attorney. 168 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:03,249 - What's this I'm hearing? - Never mind. 169 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,923 Ethics have no place in a law firm! 170 00:11:06,135 --> 00:11:10,255 Shouldn't you water those nice flowers that I got from Larry? 171 00:11:10,457 --> 00:11:14,611 I called and thanked him, then told him I couldn't see him again. 172 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,578 See who? 173 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,097 Mark. 174 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,818 - The man you had dinner with? - What are you talking about? 175 00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:24,744 I didn't have any dinner with any man. 176 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:30,147 - A buddy of mine saw you. - Oh, please. I mean, I was with Ally. 177 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:33,779 Cramps. 178 00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:38,623 I'm late for a meeting. 179 00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:43,548 It's because he doesn't like my decisions. 180 00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:45,952 There's more to business than money. 181 00:11:46,157 --> 00:11:48,718 Isn't the point of business to make money? 182 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,832 In time, the company may become more productive... 183 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,557 ...because of the happy employees. No one considers that. 184 00:11:55,802 --> 00:12:00,002 Your own son is trying to remove you. How does that make you feel? 185 00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:03,164 - I'm devastated. - You don't seem devastated. 186 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,925 Yeah, no, well... 187 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,682 I should say that it is an awful thing. 188 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:10,650 But, I guess I'm still happy. 189 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:14,682 What about the charges you caused company stock to plunge? 190 00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:19,094 I know what I'm doing. The wages of my workers are important. 191 00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:23,085 And daycare is important. The quality of life is important. 192 00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:27,338 - That's not what you used to say. - No, I was miserable before. 193 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:31,091 I was a penny-pinching curmudgeon. 194 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:35,583 If I were to go on feeling that way, maybe they should call me crazy. 195 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:38,380 - How long have you been married? - 37 years. 196 00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:40,144 - Happily? - Oh, yes. 197 00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:42,144 - Where's your wife? - She's home. 198 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,783 - Is she ill? - She has cancer. 199 00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:49,508 How much money have you lost, personally, in the last year? 200 00:12:50,192 --> 00:12:52,149 Almost a million dollars. 201 00:12:52,353 --> 00:12:54,914 Your business is failing, you've lost money... 202 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:59,429 ...your son is turning on you, your wife has cancer, but life is grand? 203 00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:02,710 Yes. It is. 204 00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:12,836 Basically, this prenup says she gets nothing... 205 00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:15,275 ...if the marriage ends within five years. 206 00:13:15,485 --> 00:13:19,163 If she loves him as much as she claims, it's a non-issue. 207 00:13:19,368 --> 00:13:22,646 Unless he turns out not to love her, which is... 208 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:27,004 Look, I'm just trying to protect a nice man, should anything... 209 00:13:27,212 --> 00:13:32,005 You're asking Julie to give up what's legally hers for what? 210 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:35,174 I miss how she benefits from this lovely document. 211 00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:36,606 - Larry. - Love that name. 212 00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:39,617 Man to man here. We know what the law provides. 213 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,131 We also know how beautiful women can capitalize on it... 214 00:13:43,341 --> 00:13:48,463 ...with fat, rich, bald guys. - I won't let her sign it. 215 00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:53,456 - Does she have a problem with it? - She will when her lawyer tells her to. 216 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,861 - Larry. - Jackson. 217 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,787 - Larry. - Jackson. 218 00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:59,709 Should I tell him she wants him for his money? 219 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:04,350 Tell him you presume that, since he's fat, rich and bald. 220 00:14:06,073 --> 00:14:08,065 - I like your style. - I hate yours. 221 00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:09,265 Excuse me? 222 00:14:09,476 --> 00:14:11,832 How can you put me in this position? 223 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:15,714 I panicked. Ally, I'm a terrible, terrible liar. 224 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:19,197 If I say it was with a friend, he'll ask questions. 225 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,679 But if you say we were together, it'll be the end of it. 226 00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:24,915 - I just can't lie. - Why not? 227 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,524 Well, because. 228 00:14:26,725 --> 00:14:29,560 I've spent my adult life without a boyfriend. 229 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,646 - Well, gee, I wonder why. - This isn't a mistake men forgive. 230 00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:34,288 Elaine! 231 00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:37,881 You're cheating. It isn't a mistake he should forgive. 232 00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:42,053 - I made a mistake. - You made another by asking me to lie. 233 00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:45,247 - Okay. - No, no, don't, don't, wait, wait! 234 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:48,374 - What'll you do? - Tell the truth. 235 00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:52,015 If you tell him you slept with another man, that is it. 236 00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:53,891 - So I should lie? - Yes. 237 00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:56,855 - It's okay to lie? - In this situation, you must. 238 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,893 Then why can't you? 239 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:02,733 - I love him this way! - You do? 240 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,575 Yes. Before, all he thought about was money and competition. 241 00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:10,907 Now he's loving and kind. Who needs to be cured from that? 242 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,500 Well, your own son is saying so. 243 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:18,423 That's because he was raised under the influence of the way Henry used to be. 244 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,943 He's also worried about stocks... 245 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,627 ...and shareholders and profits. 246 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:27,272 He needs a dose of his father's sickness. 247 00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:30,233 - Your Honor? May I approach? - Why? 248 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,636 I'd like to kiss my wife. 249 00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:35,002 Denied. 250 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,002 You see that? 251 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:44,678 Before his head got bonked, he never thought of kissing me in public. 252 00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:48,565 I'd be lucky to get a peck on the cheek in private. 253 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:53,050 But this is not the man you've known all your life. You admit that? 254 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:58,249 No, I don't admit that. He's the same man. He's just kinder. 255 00:15:58,455 --> 00:16:02,451 But that doesn't mean he doesn't think the same thoughts or... 256 00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:06,493 - He never thought to give away money. - That's because he's kinder. 257 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:11,173 What kind of a society are we living in... 258 00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:14,421 ...when charity is considered a disease? 259 00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:17,663 Yes, he was ruthless. 260 00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:21,383 I don't understand why we're not all celebrating. 261 00:16:21,588 --> 00:16:24,740 - He isn't well, Mom. - By whose definition? 262 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,625 - He has a blood clot on his brain! - Are you well? 263 00:16:27,832 --> 00:16:29,629 All right, that's enough. 264 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:31,630 - Kenny, sit down. - All right. 265 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:34,429 - Everybody's fighting. Quiet! 266 00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:36,868 Quiet! Quiet! 267 00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:39,396 That's enough! 268 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,281 - Hey, sweetie. - Hey. Ready? 269 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:03,044 Two seconds. 270 00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:06,645 Hurry up, girl. 271 00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:08,923 Ally. 272 00:17:09,414 --> 00:17:11,565 - Larry. - Jackson. 273 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:17,096 Okay. What am I missing? 274 00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:21,533 Jackson's upset I didn't advise Julie to sign a ludicrous prenup. 275 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,212 What's ludicrous is that she cares. Marriage is about love. 276 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:26,982 A prenup is about money. 277 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,938 - Whose idea was the prenup, Jackson? - Okay. 278 00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:33,059 You were a bit dicey, just trying to slide in... 279 00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:35,498 - Excuse me, "dicey"? - Well, representing... 280 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,018 I'm not in the mood for your issues. 281 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,347 - What are my issues? - Look, lady. 282 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,348 - Ally. - Jackson. 283 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:42,951 - You kiss me. - Thinking it was him. 284 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,950 - You get in bed. - Thinking it was her. 285 00:17:45,153 --> 00:17:48,865 - Your hands are on my privates. - Thinking it was the remote. 286 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:52,387 - You found the remote. - It felt like it. Hard, plastic. 287 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:54,555 - Don't flatter yourself. - Excuse me? 288 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:56,478 - You touched his remote? - Hard? 289 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,751 - Men have it when they sleep. - Remotes? 290 00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:02,239 Erections. It had nothing to do with her thin hand. 291 00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:05,915 Well, isn't that the remote calling the wrist skinny? 292 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,155 Come on. 293 00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:21,689 So you kissed him, got into bed with him and grabbed his remote? 294 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:24,814 Why should he lose? 295 00:18:25,015 --> 00:18:26,735 Despite happy workers and all... 296 00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:30,567 ...with shareholders, stock prices are all that matters. 297 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:35,252 I know it's bad. But things are gonna get better. I can tell. 298 00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:38,135 Your son wants one last crack at settling. 299 00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:42,816 We might as well try. Going to court? It's so boring. 300 00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:44,421 Okay. 301 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,781 - I'll set a meeting for the morning. - Let's go home, honey, it's late. 302 00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:53,910 May I take you to dinner? 303 00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:59,909 Why, yes, you may. 304 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:03,706 See you tomorrow, Ling. I've got a date. 305 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,722 Hello. 306 00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:21,522 I'm a big, fat fool. 307 00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,883 - Oh, well... - And I'm bald. 308 00:19:29,491 --> 00:19:31,723 Yeah, well... 309 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:35,532 I see that you're not especially attractive. 310 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:37,933 Do you have a wife? 311 00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:40,532 Oh, fine. 312 00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:45,370 I suppose that cheap-ass, Popsicle toe Pop-Tart put you up to this. 313 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,170 Let me tell you, pup tent, I don't appreciate the putdowns. 314 00:19:49,382 --> 00:19:50,656 Where is she, anyway? 315 00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,219 When I was 7, my mother put me on a diet. 316 00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:56,383 She said, "If you're fat, no girl will love you. " 317 00:19:57,386 --> 00:20:01,097 I told her, "You're wrong. There's a woman out there to love me. " 318 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:05,180 I vowed, "I'll study hard, I'll become rich, successful... 319 00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:07,747 ...and women will want me. Just you wait. 320 00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:11,032 Just you wait. " 321 00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:13,753 So, what do I do? 322 00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:16,354 I become a millionaire. 323 00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:19,156 And they want me. 324 00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:22,238 But for my money. 325 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,511 Well, I'm sure that isn't true. 326 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,758 Well, I'll never know, will I? 327 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:29,763 If you have money, it's always a factor. 328 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:33,962 She's beautiful. 329 00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:39,881 - Maybe it is for my money. - I'm sure it isn't... 330 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,762 Why else would she fall for that? 331 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,773 Well... 332 00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:13,419 Excellent. Gilbert's a bit concerned, and so am I. 333 00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:16,820 We have another meeting. They'll be coming in at... 334 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,829 - We'll need that room. - They'll be done soon. 335 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:23,708 I started to tell him the truth... 336 00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:26,748 ...but it didn't go well, so I stuck with the lie. 337 00:21:26,955 --> 00:21:29,948 Including the part that I was with you last night. 338 00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:33,630 It's not perfect, okay? Ally? 339 00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:36,678 I should be in a soap opera. "As My Vagina Turns. " 340 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,442 - Can you imagine being happy? - And kind. 341 00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:40,871 It's rubbing off on me. 342 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:44,794 I dreamt I hit a guy in a wheelchair and pulled over to help. 343 00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,234 Good luck. 344 00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:48,520 We made any progress? 345 00:21:48,727 --> 00:21:52,119 No. He still wants to take me down. My own son. 346 00:21:52,329 --> 00:21:53,126 Dad! 347 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:55,002 We made what we thought was a good proposal. 348 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:58,603 He stays CEO, all decisions will be vested with the board. 349 00:21:58,813 --> 00:22:03,970 - In other words, I'm a figurehead. - Take a look at these projections... 350 00:22:04,176 --> 00:22:06,054 ...and where we'll be in five years if this keeps up. 351 00:22:06,297 --> 00:22:07,491 Son... 352 00:22:07,697 --> 00:22:10,213 Like you testified, you're not crazy. 353 00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:15,621 Read the balance sheet. As tickled as you are, face a fiscal reality. 354 00:22:15,982 --> 00:22:19,056 The problem is, I don't agree with your analysis. 355 00:22:19,264 --> 00:22:21,733 We'll be less profitable, perhaps. 356 00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:25,658 But we'll be viable and healthy... 357 00:22:25,908 --> 00:22:30,620 ...and these figures don't take into account a surge in productivity. 358 00:22:30,831 --> 00:22:35,030 - Because there's no basis. - A happy worker's an efficient worker. 359 00:22:35,232 --> 00:22:37,828 - Isn't that what we say, Ling? - Yes. 360 00:22:38,034 --> 00:22:40,026 There must be a way to divide power and avoid a wreck. 361 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,074 Yeah, this is Thompson. 362 00:22:45,638 --> 00:22:47,436 - What? She had heart failure. 363 00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,677 - When? - This morning... 364 00:22:54,363 --> 00:22:57,994 Oh, my God. I'm... where... what... 365 00:22:58,245 --> 00:23:00,680 - I'm so sorry. - All right. 366 00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:05,048 What is it, son? 367 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:09,484 Mom passed away. 368 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,046 She had acute heart failure. 369 00:23:14,974 --> 00:23:16,091 Oh. 370 00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:23,292 That's terrible. 371 00:23:27,581 --> 00:23:29,096 Dad. 372 00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:45,101 - Hey, Pops, how's the big case going? - I think I'm losing. 373 00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:46,980 And my wife died. 374 00:23:49,434 --> 00:23:52,950 - Isn't that awful? - Yes, it's terrible. 375 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,874 I lived for her. 376 00:23:55,076 --> 00:23:57,990 Everything else, work, business... 377 00:23:58,198 --> 00:24:01,111 ...nothing really mattered at the end of the day. 378 00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:05,315 - But, now she's dead. - Get a grip. 379 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:10,323 She was a wonderful, wonderful woman. 380 00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:12,438 But, now... 381 00:24:12,966 --> 00:24:14,764 - Done. - All gone. 382 00:24:15,848 --> 00:24:19,968 - You never know when it's your turn. - I could be next. 383 00:24:20,170 --> 00:24:21,159 There you go. 384 00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:25,324 - Mr. Thompson? - Huh? 385 00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:28,924 - Are you okay? - Yes. 386 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,929 Unfortunately, I am. 387 00:24:46,624 --> 00:24:48,378 Ally? Got a second? 388 00:24:52,148 --> 00:24:54,458 Well, I'm not... I'm not sure. 389 00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,149 - You're free. - Great. 390 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,821 Yeah. 391 00:24:58,031 --> 00:25:02,949 Great. Great. Sure, just... It's... Yeah, go on in. It's this way. 392 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,477 - What's up? - I'm getting this very odd feeling. 393 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:20,073 Well, thanks for sharing that with me, Mark. 394 00:25:20,283 --> 00:25:24,164 But, I'm gonna take some time. Just, I'll... 395 00:25:24,405 --> 00:25:26,203 Well, is it okay... 396 00:25:26,446 --> 00:25:29,964 ...if I give you a ring when I've processed it a little? 397 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,966 Well, I'd like to share with you what that odd feeling is. 398 00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:35,605 Oh. 399 00:25:35,812 --> 00:25:37,165 Oh, well... 400 00:25:39,453 --> 00:25:40,648 ...okay. 401 00:25:40,855 --> 00:25:44,565 I don't believe Elaine was with you two nights ago. Was she? 402 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:45,846 Two nights ago. 403 00:25:48,539 --> 00:25:49,813 Two nights ago? 404 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:53,455 - Let's back up. - Let's just cut through it. 405 00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:56,820 Can we do that? I consider you and I friends. 406 00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,575 Why does everybody think I'm a friend? I'm not even nice. 407 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:05,784 All right, I don't really want to get involved in Elaine's life... 408 00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:08,858 ...but two nights ago... 409 00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:11,504 ...we were together... 410 00:26:11,711 --> 00:26:13,943 ...having dinner with my college friend. 411 00:26:14,153 --> 00:26:18,194 - You give me your word, as a friend? It's a lie. 412 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,914 I was with another man, Mark. 413 00:26:22,117 --> 00:26:24,791 She's covering for me because I begged her to. 414 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,760 Who's the other man? 415 00:26:28,481 --> 00:26:31,633 It's just an acquaintance. I'm not having an affair. 416 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,641 But I did sleep with him. 417 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:38,556 I'm totally ashamed that it happened, but I can't lie about it. 418 00:26:38,766 --> 00:26:40,520 I'm really sorry. 419 00:26:40,728 --> 00:26:44,608 It sounds hollow to say it'll never happen again, but it won't. 420 00:26:57,296 --> 00:26:59,413 I apologize to you too. 421 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,535 I don't get it. I don't care about money. 422 00:27:05,741 --> 00:27:08,462 - Your lawyer seems to think you do. - Jackson. 423 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:11,578 - Larry. Honey, I know you love me. 424 00:27:11,784 --> 00:27:15,176 I want to share with you my life and my possessions. 425 00:27:15,386 --> 00:27:18,824 What he's saying is, if for some reason it isn't meant to be... 426 00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:22,909 ...that we break up quickly, or you leave me for some other man... 427 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:25,500 - That would never happen. - Of course not. 428 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:29,263 But if it did, knowing what little I already do about you... 429 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:33,305 ...do you really feel an entitlement to his possessions? 430 00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:36,316 I suppose not. Larry? 431 00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:39,717 Knowing you, you don't want to be taken advantage of. 432 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,430 If he leaves you inside five years... 433 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:46,478 ...or he has an affair after five years and you leave, you lose all. 434 00:27:46,684 --> 00:27:50,360 I have to ask, if Gilbert truly believes in this marriage... 435 00:27:50,565 --> 00:27:53,560 ...why would he ever concoct such an oppressive prenup? 436 00:27:53,768 --> 00:27:57,159 Bottom line: If you can live up to your wedding vows... 437 00:27:57,369 --> 00:28:00,249 ...then this prenup likely never becomes an issue. 438 00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:04,885 - Would you agree with that? - I would. If it weren't so untrue. 439 00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:09,448 She could fulfill her vows. The marriage could fail because he didn't. 440 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:12,251 And she would still get hurt... 441 00:28:13,618 --> 00:28:16,053 ...under the language of his document. 442 00:28:20,342 --> 00:28:25,543 Let's play with this language. I'm sure we can find some room to wiggle. 443 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,702 You're always poised to wiggle. 444 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,296 - Do you have a proposal? - I do. 445 00:28:30,507 --> 00:28:33,660 If it ends within a year because of Julie's infidelity... 446 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:37,267 ...or if she leaves without any breach committed by Gilbert... 447 00:28:37,471 --> 00:28:39,191 ...she takes one year's alimony. 448 00:28:39,393 --> 00:28:42,670 If the marriage lasts over a year, normal alimony applies. 449 00:28:42,874 --> 00:28:45,230 Absolutely unacceptable. I'm sorry... 450 00:28:45,436 --> 00:28:48,110 ...but this leads me to believe she's after money. 451 00:28:48,317 --> 00:28:49,353 I am not. 452 00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:53,519 I'm a little thrown to see you even making money an issue. 453 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,871 Could I have been deceiving myself? 454 00:28:56,081 --> 00:28:58,916 - She could love someone big, fat... - Bald. 455 00:28:59,124 --> 00:29:01,274 Can you go someplace and wiggle? 456 00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:05,476 - Lf you'll excuse me. - Yeah. 457 00:29:15,092 --> 00:29:18,085 - Where is he now? - He went for a walk somewhere. 458 00:29:18,293 --> 00:29:20,809 Oh, bugger. Well, how can I help? 459 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:25,087 - I figure you've cheated a lot. - Done my share. 460 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:29,691 - What can I say to him to make amends? - Well, you got a pen? 461 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,690 May I? 462 00:29:33,582 --> 00:29:34,618 Shoot. 463 00:29:34,823 --> 00:29:39,502 Go right to anthropology. Nature. Man is conditioned to spread his seed. 464 00:29:39,706 --> 00:29:42,380 By sleeping around, we do God's work. Fish-ism. 465 00:29:42,587 --> 00:29:45,308 I'm not sure that's true for women, though. 466 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:47,779 Here we go. 467 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:51,188 Studies show that jealousy can result in more passion... 468 00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:53,827 ...and a more intense bond between partners. 469 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:58,507 You slept with this other man to cement your bond with Mark. 470 00:29:58,716 --> 00:30:01,629 Let's turn to evolution now. Are you with me? 471 00:30:01,837 --> 00:30:02,634 Yes. 472 00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:07,357 Studies show that a man whose partner has been inseminated by another man... 473 00:30:07,561 --> 00:30:09,951 ...is at risk with respect to propagation. 474 00:30:10,162 --> 00:30:14,203 Jealousy leads to passion. Passion to orgasm. Orgasm to sperm retention. 475 00:30:14,404 --> 00:30:18,525 You schtupped this other man because you want to have Mark's child. 476 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,359 I doubt he'll go for that. 477 00:30:21,568 --> 00:30:24,847 I've given you my wisdom. You choose what to do with it. 478 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,930 - How long has he been in there? - An hour maybe. 479 00:30:32,735 --> 00:30:36,046 - The coronary connected to the cancer? - They think so. 480 00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:39,216 You should check on him. See if he's okay. 481 00:30:48,463 --> 00:30:49,691 Oh. 482 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,659 Well, I need my office. 483 00:30:55,827 --> 00:30:58,343 Oh. Hello, Ling. 484 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:02,543 - Are you okay? - Yes. 485 00:31:03,271 --> 00:31:06,709 Do you think we could get a continuance on this lawsuit? 486 00:31:06,913 --> 00:31:07,903 Of course. 487 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,625 I'm gonna go in for surgery. 488 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,106 Excuse me? 489 00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:17,791 Four o'clock. I'm going to have the blood clot drained. 490 00:31:23,042 --> 00:31:24,476 Why? 491 00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:27,318 Just want to. That's all. 492 00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:29,964 Henry... 493 00:31:30,447 --> 00:31:31,436 ...why? 494 00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:36,285 I loved my wife more than anything else in the world. 495 00:31:36,649 --> 00:31:38,960 And she's gone, and I can't cry. 496 00:31:39,171 --> 00:31:42,608 All I feel is like whistling. 497 00:31:45,454 --> 00:31:48,209 I need to grieve for her. 498 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,172 Okay. 499 00:31:52,218 --> 00:31:54,687 But from everything I've heard about you... 500 00:31:54,939 --> 00:31:57,057 ...you were very unhappy before. 501 00:31:57,941 --> 00:32:00,776 Yes. I was. 502 00:32:01,143 --> 00:32:03,534 You want to go back to being miserable? 503 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,976 I want to cry for my wife. 504 00:32:28,358 --> 00:32:30,920 Why does it have to be today, so fast? 505 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,033 The funeral's on Wednesday. I want to cry by then. 506 00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:36,718 But... Are you sure, Henry? 507 00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:41,203 I am, sweetheart. Thanks for being so concerned. 508 00:32:43,687 --> 00:32:46,202 - All set, Henry? - Ready when you are. 509 00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:51,610 Ling Woo, my attorney. Dr. Harrod's going to perform the procedure. 510 00:32:51,891 --> 00:32:54,611 - It's nice to meet you. - How long will it take? 511 00:32:54,812 --> 00:32:59,605 Not long. We're just draining a clot. He'll be up on his feet tonight. 512 00:33:00,095 --> 00:33:02,531 - Ready? - Let's roll. 513 00:33:08,379 --> 00:33:10,019 Bye-bye, honey. 514 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,216 - See you later. - Yeah. 515 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:16,940 Oh, there's a rainbow Around my shoulder 516 00:33:17,185 --> 00:33:20,576 And a sky of blue above 517 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,633 Can I speak with you for a minute? 518 00:33:49,323 --> 00:33:51,041 Okay, first: 519 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:56,036 I'm not here to excuse my infidelity. Only to try to explain it. 520 00:33:59,888 --> 00:34:04,203 The reason I had dinner with him came out of an insecurity about us. 521 00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:08,041 We're hardly the most solid couple. You still judge me. 522 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:12,130 I'm nervous about putting all my eggs in a leaky basket. 523 00:34:12,335 --> 00:34:14,566 So you fertilize them elsewhere? 524 00:34:15,937 --> 00:34:19,055 Once again, I'm not saying I had any excuse. 525 00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:24,251 But in asking myself why... 526 00:34:25,902 --> 00:34:28,896 ...I realized that I don't have any confidence in us. 527 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,938 We're biding time with each other, Mark. 528 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,864 We both know it. 529 00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:46,272 You're a great guy. 530 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:52,471 What I did the other night was despicable. 531 00:34:56,399 --> 00:34:58,755 We should just quit while we're behind. 532 00:35:09,927 --> 00:35:13,921 - The wedding is off? Why? - Because. She's a gold digger. 533 00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:16,081 Oh, come on. 534 00:35:18,331 --> 00:35:19,320 Gold digger? 535 00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:23,527 - You won't marry me without a prenup. - You won't marry me until I sign one. 536 00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:26,488 - What's up? - Too much of you is up. 537 00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:30,737 You and Larry negotiated this breakup. You should be ashamed. 538 00:35:30,938 --> 00:35:33,328 They're in love. You just brokered this... 539 00:35:33,539 --> 00:35:36,772 You want to talk about love? Go someplace else, please. 540 00:35:36,981 --> 00:35:40,532 This is a bathroom. If I hear more about love, I'll vomit. 541 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:44,181 Everybody breaks up. They're just ahead of the lousy game. 542 00:35:44,385 --> 00:35:47,184 Congratulate them and set them on their way. 543 00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:52,305 - I gotta go. - No. You are gonna stay right here. 544 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:56,341 Listen to me. Both of you. I just broke up with a woman. 545 00:35:56,752 --> 00:36:01,545 I may never meet another one like her. I know things don't always work out. 546 00:36:01,755 --> 00:36:04,395 But of all the things to come between you? 547 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,396 Lawyers are in the business of divorce. 548 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:10,717 Now, Gilbert, do you love this woman? 549 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,713 Of course I love her. 550 00:36:19,684 --> 00:36:22,154 Julie, do you love Gilbert? 551 00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:24,443 More than anything. 552 00:36:26,929 --> 00:36:30,890 Gilbert, you were lamenting whether you'd find a woman to love you. 553 00:36:31,091 --> 00:36:35,245 You found her. You gonna walk away because of something he said? 554 00:36:35,453 --> 00:36:39,573 You looked at your reflection and called yourself a big, fat fool. 555 00:36:39,775 --> 00:36:41,688 Are you determined to prove it? 556 00:36:45,218 --> 00:36:48,018 - I do love you. - And I love you. 557 00:36:48,421 --> 00:36:49,536 Then... 558 00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:58,743 Okay. Then what God has joined together, let no lawyer tear asunder. 559 00:36:59,306 --> 00:37:01,139 - I'm sorry. - Me too, baby. 560 00:37:01,348 --> 00:37:02,747 Come here. 561 00:37:07,671 --> 00:37:09,344 Should you and I hug? 562 00:37:19,117 --> 00:37:21,155 - Hey. - Hey. 563 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:22,993 How's he doing? 564 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:26,353 Well, the operation was a success, depending on... 565 00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:32,080 It's kind of hitting him now about my mom. 566 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,844 Oh. 567 00:37:34,446 --> 00:37:35,959 I'm sorry. 568 00:37:36,967 --> 00:37:39,563 You can go in. He's wide awake. 569 00:37:46,893 --> 00:37:47,882 Hello. 570 00:37:48,654 --> 00:37:49,564 Oh. 571 00:37:51,054 --> 00:37:54,174 - How are you feeling? - My head hurts a little. 572 00:37:55,057 --> 00:37:58,494 - You here to collect your fee? - No. 573 00:37:58,739 --> 00:38:02,780 Well now, this is kind of a lousy time. 574 00:38:03,061 --> 00:38:06,180 I don't really feel like visitors, thanks. 575 00:38:06,824 --> 00:38:08,462 I'm sorry about Edith. 576 00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:11,133 Well, she had cancer. It's no big shock. 577 00:38:12,947 --> 00:38:13,983 Hi. 578 00:38:15,348 --> 00:38:19,469 - Feel like getting up yet? - I look like I feel like getting up? 579 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:23,267 The sooner you walk, the faster you shake off the anesthesia. 580 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:27,991 The sooner I leave, you fill this bed. I'll walk when I want to. 581 00:38:28,195 --> 00:38:29,595 Okay. 582 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,188 Is there anything I can get you? 583 00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,393 No, thank you. 584 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:44,196 I think I'd really like to be alone now. Okay? 585 00:38:45,164 --> 00:38:46,393 Sure. 586 00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:49,800 Good night. 587 00:38:50,087 --> 00:38:51,202 Yeah. 588 00:39:23,825 --> 00:39:29,221 Someone's thinking of me 589 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,941 And loving me tonight 590 00:39:36,032 --> 00:39:41,587 Somewhere out there 591 00:39:44,276 --> 00:39:46,792 Care to dance with a litigious, little gnat? 592 00:39:46,998 --> 00:39:49,878 - Where have you been? - Sears, for a new sofa. 593 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,037 For you to sleep on at night? 594 00:39:52,242 --> 00:39:54,757 Or we could watch TV. You can work the remote. 595 00:39:55,003 --> 00:39:56,436 Don't be gross. 596 00:40:01,006 --> 00:40:04,238 - Larry. - Jackson. 597 00:41:29,974 --> 00:41:31,125 You Stinker. 598 00:41:32,496 --> 00:41:33,486 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 47715

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