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That's really...
That's really nice, Larry.
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Really nice. Really nice, you pig!
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- What?
- No, you just never mind what.
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You left me with a note.
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You couldn't even be a man about it,
could you? Pig, pig, pig!
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- What...
- No, no. You shush.
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I had a dream that you left me
and I didn't like the way you did it.
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- It was a dream.
- I don't care, because it felt real.
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- So...
- So shush! Don't you talk to me.
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I'll go back to sleep, find you in my
dream and deal with you there.
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Give me the goddamn...
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I've been down this road
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Hats off to Larry
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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Okay. First up,
Sam Adams, intellectual...
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- We don't do intellectual work here.
- Intellectual property law.
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Our client had some dance moves
appropriated by a former partner.
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There's an upcoming competition. He
wants to enjoin her from using them.
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Can you do that?
Claim ownership on a dance move?
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Marcel Marceau copyrighted his mime.
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No big leap to say that protection
should be extended to dance.
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You and Sam Adams are still in touch?
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I'm just on this case. Doing him.
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Doing his case.
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Doing his glutes.
That's what she's probably doing.
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I apologize.
I didn't realize I was audible.
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Melanie's out of town. He's horny.
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I said, ornery.
Let's move along, Richard.
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Richard? Cindy McCullough
is here to see you.
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Why? What did I do now?
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You've done nothing.
I want to do something.
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- What? What?
- I want to get married.
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Oh.
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Oh! Well, that's great.
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You found somebody to love you?
All of you?
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Yes.
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And he's a wonderful man.
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The Commonwealth considers me
a wonderful man as well.
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We can't get a wedding license.
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I want to go to court and challenge
it. I'd like you to represent us.
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Me? Really? Why?
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Because you're a lawyer.
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I need someone with a firm grasp
of the bigotry we'll face...
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...and you sprang to mind.
- Thank you.
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Could I bring in a second chair?
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I'm not always up to speed on the law.
It's so boring.
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- Are you current on your homophobia?
- Hey. Scout's honor.
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Ally. Hey.
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Everything all right?
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Fine.
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Miss McBeal?
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Sorry to bother you.
I need a lawyer.
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How'd you get in here?
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I kind of snuck by your secretary.
I am very sneaky.
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Will you be my lawyer?
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Well...
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Well, first of all, who are you?
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And second of all...
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...why do you need a lawyer?
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I want to sue my parents
for emotional distress.
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Oh.
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What did they do?
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They split up.
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Okay.
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There's a new book about how kids
get emotionally damaged for life...
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...when their parents break up.
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- I see. Did you read this book?
- No, I heard about it.
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I also know there's this legal thing
called a third party "benefishy. "
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Oh, um, right. Beneficiary.
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I'm not sure what it means,
but the law's kind of like...
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...if two people make an agreement
that helps a third person...
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...that third person has rights.
I'm the third person.
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Wow. It sounds like you
could be a lawyer yourself.
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Well, my dad's one.
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Really?
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And what's your name?
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Sam.
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Sam Paul.
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Sam Paul.
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Sam Paul. Sam Paul?
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All right! All right.
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You want to ride a little pony?
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I apologize. It's the only Spanish
I know. I learned it from a nanny.
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Ms. Cortez, do you really deny that
Mr. Adams taught you these moves?
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Of course I deny it.
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Please.
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I don't have to listen to this.
You can't stop me. And you won't.
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- I can do whatever moves I choose.
I'm afraid that's not true.
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A court might very well enjoin you
from doing these maneuvers.
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Then I guess I'll see you in court,
Miss Porter.
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And by the way, you're a fool.
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We don't need to get personal here.
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I think things have already
turned personal, haven't they?
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Trust me.
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You're a fool.
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- How did you even get here?
- Airplane.
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- Airplane? Airplane? Airplane!
- Big steel thing with wings. Flies.
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Yeah. I'm familiar with the concept.
How did you get on one?
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I bought a ticket on the computer.
You can do your own seat assignment.
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I took a cab, got onboard
and took off.
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Does your mother know you're here?
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If Mom knew, don't you suppose
she'd call you?
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I called her already.
I was afraid that she'd be panicked.
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Sammy.
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Why? I mean...
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Why'd you come?
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To sue you.
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To sue me?
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For emotional distress.
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And he would also like trouble
damages and attorney fees.
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Okay, Sammy, buddy...
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It's okay.
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It's not okay.
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Mom says it is.
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Every night she comes in and tucks
me in and says everything's okay.
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How you and her are good friends.
How everything's better this way.
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But it's not better.
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She goes in her room and she cries.
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I hear it.
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I cry too, Dad.
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I know I'm supposed to be a big boy
and I shouldn't cry.
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I'm supposed to be strong.
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But I can't help it.
It just hurts too much.
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So...
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You're suing me?
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I think it's time for you to cry.
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They're probably having a big fight.
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- Why do you say that?
- He did call on his cell phone.
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He could have done it right there.
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They just don't want me to hear.
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- Well...
- I expected you to be younger.
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- Sorry?
- Than my mom.
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They say fathers end up with women
younger than the mothers.
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You seem way older than her.
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What are you, 50?
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- No. I'm not...
- Do you love my father?
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Very much.
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And he loves you?
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- Well...
- Do you have kids?
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No.
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Is your biological clock
all ticked out?
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Can a judge overrule
the legislature on same-sex unions?
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They can if they think the law is,
you know, against the... What is it?
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Constitution.
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Yes, that. They can declare the
law null and Freud. Void.
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This will be a long shot,
you do know that?
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Vermont now recognizes same-sex
partnerships. Massachusetts...
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- Well, that's very different.
- Why?
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Even homophobes like me endorsed
same-sex unions in Vermont.
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- Why?
- We want all the gays to move there.
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- Really?
- Yes. If they're going to, uh...
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Better in thick-wooded
areas where...
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You know.
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Did you think I was kidding?
It gets worse.
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- Then why choose him?
- He won my last case.
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- I figure if we can convert him...
- Exactly.
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Convert me into what?
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I discovered the move while
dancing with Annette.
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But it was I who discovered them.
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She says you were a team.
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So were Simon and Garfunkel.
We know which one wrote the music.
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But that's music. This is dance.
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Like the expression goes,
"It takes two to tango. "
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Yes, and it takes two to make love.
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That doesn't mean one can't be
teaching a little as he goes.
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Yes. Why does it really matter
if she makes love...?
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Dances the way
she once did with you?
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Because it's a competition.
The national championship.
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If she and her new partner
use my style, perform my moves...
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...my dance becomes less original.
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Even if I perform better,
I will still lose.
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You're talking about the mamba.
The salsa. Standardized dances.
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Songs use standardized notes. That
doesn't mean music can't be original.
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The art of dance, just like the art
of song, the art of making love...
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...it's about weaving together
new forms of expression...
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...from your heart, your soul.
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You keep likening it to making love.
You and Ms. Cortez...
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...were more than just dance partners.
You were lovers.
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- Correct?
- Correct.
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Objection!
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Withdrawn.
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Ever come up with a new dance move
while making love?
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There was one, yes.
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You're trying to stop her employing
a move in her dance routine...
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...that was discovered
in a lovemaking session?
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Correct.
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I guess when it comes to making love,
you weren't equal partners.
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You were the teacher.
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Very much. And she knows it.
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Don't you think it'd help
to know she's an ex-lover?
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- Why?
- Why? You slept with her.
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- John, isn't that relevant?
- Terrible.
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Are you upset as my lawyer
or as a woman who's slept with me?
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I'm talking about the sex. The...
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The case. John, would you excuse us?
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With pleasure.
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So when she...
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...called me a fool,
it's because she...
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Nelle...
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It's difficult to enjoin her from
using a move you discovered in bed.
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Why? Shouldn't the act
of making love...
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...be as privileged
as lawyer/client communication?
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That isn't the law.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
the lawyer to do this.
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No, I can do it.
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I'll be fine.
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Excuse me. I'd like to sue
the people who made this bicycle.
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They left out a wheel.
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Ms. McBeal? We have another angry
unicyclist. Are you available?
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Another angry what?
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Excuse me, madame. When they
said half-price, I should've known.
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Now you guys be careful.
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No, no. Larry?
Larry, I am telling you...
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Oh.
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- Did we get you?
- Yes. How'd you learn to do that?
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My dad's a circus act.
Didn't you know that?
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, actually I do know that.
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Sam...
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...is gonna stay with me for a day
or two. He came to see my life.
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That's great.
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No, it's terrific.
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- Do you mind?
- Of course I don't mind.
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- It's, it's...
- Terrific.
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Yes.
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Great. Okay, we're off to court.
You can help me juggle my caseload.
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Ah, Larry.
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- When will I see you again?
- We're sleeping at your place.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you know.
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He came to see my life.
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Buddy?
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Mark. Hello.
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Hi.
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- Getting married, huh?
- I'm trying to.
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Soon as I shake off the stigma
that goes with having a penis.
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That was a joke.
249
00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:33,480
Oh. Ha-ha.
250
00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:36,676
Tell me about the lucky guy.
251
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:37,762
Well...
252
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:41,757
He has a lot to offer. And he
loves everything I have to offer.
253
00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:45,127
Great. You two should be
very happy then.
254
00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:48,806
Who are you kidding?
255
00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:53,052
Coming to this law firm? Richard Fish
is the best attorney you know?
256
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,088
Richard Fish won my last case.
He did quite well.
257
00:15:56,295 --> 00:15:57,809
You think I'm here because of you?
258
00:15:58,016 --> 00:16:00,406
If you're marrying a man to make
another one jealous...
259
00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:02,449
I'm marrying because I love him.
The other man's a bigot.
260
00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:05,128
Why? Because he can't get past
your being a guy?
261
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,577
Do you love him?
262
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:09,771
Yes, I do.
263
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,819
I find the odds of that
to be astronomical.
264
00:16:13,744 --> 00:16:16,213
That you could find a man
who could love you...
265
00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,735
...is a needle in the most
enormous of haystacks.
266
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,821
That it would turn out
that you'd also love him...
267
00:16:22,388 --> 00:16:27,146
Maybe his willingness to love me is
reason enough for me to love him.
268
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,424
Things can work out that way.
269
00:16:29,992 --> 00:16:31,312
I don't know.
270
00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:33,307
You certainly don't.
271
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:26,054
Do you think she's falling for him?
He is a salsa dancer.
272
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:29,413
- She fell for a murderer.
- At least he was a doctor.
273
00:17:29,622 --> 00:17:32,775
When I do my Tom Jones thing,
I kind of look like that, don't I?
274
00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:35,777
You know what, Richard?
275
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:37,495
Exactly.
276
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:03,390
He is pretty hot.
277
00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:15,403
Hmm. Hm. Ha. Mm!
278
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,636
Do you know this one?
Let's see...
279
00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:24,085
Puff, the magic dragon...
280
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:25,680
Don't sing that one.
281
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:28,443
- Why?
- It's sad.
282
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:32,014
"Puff the Magic Dragon" is sad?
283
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:36,004
One gray night it happened
284
00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:38,566
Jackie Paper came no more
285
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,777
And Puff, that mighty dragon
286
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:45,570
He ceased his fearless roar
287
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,016
- Do you miss him?
- Puff?
288
00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:54,381
Your dad.
289
00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:58,502
Yeah. Do you think
he'll ever come back?
290
00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:01,257
Well, Sam...
291
00:19:01,469 --> 00:19:03,825
He just went out to
get some ice cream.
292
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,828
I mean home.
293
00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:11,465
I think that you'll probably
have to talk to him about that.
294
00:19:11,674 --> 00:19:13,393
He doesn't talk about that.
295
00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:16,235
Why not?
I don't know.
296
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,714
He just can't.
Well...
297
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,950
Do you talk to him
about your feelings?
298
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,761
He doesn't do stuff like that.
He pretends nothing's ever wrong.
299
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:30,159
Oh, I don't know.
300
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:33,835
- Remember when I told him how I cry?
- Yeah.
301
00:19:35,286 --> 00:19:39,440
He's already found a way to forget
that. That's what he does.
302
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:04,259
We'd dance in the studio.
We'd get...
303
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:07,901
I guess a little worked up.
The moves would evolve.
304
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,538
It's his contention
they evolved from him.
305
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,463
That's his male chauvinist arrogance.
306
00:20:12,705 --> 00:20:14,856
I'm as entitled to claim
ownership as he is.
307
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,541
Why did you stop being
Mr. Adams' partner?
308
00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:20,024
I stopped because
it was too destructive.
309
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:23,019
Can you explain that?
Sam Adams...
310
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:26,304
...uses his personal relationships
to generate creative spark.
311
00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:31,870
When our relationship normalized to an
even keel, he felt creatively blocked.
312
00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:35,546
He'd break up to generate one. That's
where his inspiration comes from.
313
00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:36,667
Objection.
314
00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:37,673
Overruled.
315
00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:40,871
He likes it if there's something
forbidden about his partner.
316
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,919
Places he shouldn't run his hands
or slide his legs.
317
00:20:44,401 --> 00:20:46,279
This is so far off the point,
Your Honor.
318
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:48,678
The issue is, did she
steal his dance moves?
319
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:53,282
I still have no idea what moves we're
talking about. Do they have names?
320
00:20:53,526 --> 00:20:58,443
- No. Because we invented them.
- I invented them. You stole them.
321
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:07,282
Ms. Cortez! Mr. Adams! I'll hold you
both in contempt unless you're quiet!
322
00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:15,290
Mr. Cage, my Spanish is limited, but
I believe you just asked for a cookie.
323
00:21:15,897 --> 00:21:16,886
I apologize.
324
00:21:17,538 --> 00:21:19,450
I want to see this dancing...
325
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,220
...so I understand what
you're talking about.
326
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:27,378
Could you just give me a demonstration
without biting each other's heads off?
327
00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:39,579
Hello.
328
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:41,139
Hey.
329
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:42,746
Where's Sam?
330
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:46,786
Oh, he's back in my...
Elaine's got him. They're doing...
331
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,946
Wait, wait, he's back at your what?
332
00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:54,910
I was going to make a joke.
I guess I... I couldn't.
333
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,030
That doesn't happen to me often.
334
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,587
- You okay?
- Yeah.
335
00:22:04,081 --> 00:22:07,598
I talked to his teacher. He's been
getting into a lot of fights.
336
00:22:08,363 --> 00:22:10,833
He's struggling a little, I guess.
337
00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:13,118
Gee, I wonder what it could be.
338
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,886
He's an incredible kid.
339
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,808
Isn't he? I told you,
he's the most...
340
00:22:23,891 --> 00:22:25,120
He's incredible.
341
00:22:26,973 --> 00:22:28,453
With an amazing father.
342
00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:35,974
I, um...
343
00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:37,737
I don't know what to do, Ally.
344
00:22:38,179 --> 00:22:42,936
I mean, obviously,
he's hurting at school...
345
00:22:43,141 --> 00:22:44,734
And that's not all of it.
346
00:22:48,504 --> 00:22:50,496
Larry, you need to go to Detroit.
347
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,743
Be it a month, be it a year.
348
00:22:57,788 --> 00:23:00,543
You can't take him from his mother
and he needs his father.
349
00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:06,672
Now, I may be saying something
that's not occurring to you...
350
00:23:06,873 --> 00:23:09,547
...but I'm not telling you
anything you don't know.
351
00:23:14,997 --> 00:23:17,148
You gotta go to Detroit.
352
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,589
I read that Constitution.
353
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:25,397
I read the preamble, the post-amble,
the amendments. I read it all.
354
00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:32,282
And nothing in it says marriage
has to be between a man and a woman.
355
00:23:32,606 --> 00:23:34,245
Congress passed
the Defense of Marriage Act.
356
00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:37,082
Maybe Mr. Fish missed that while
immersed in the Constitution.
357
00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:40,760
Oh, yes, Congress. I don't think
the court should question Congress.
358
00:23:41,010 --> 00:23:42,410
I didn't know Congress was against it.
359
00:23:42,611 --> 00:23:45,889
Congress once said blacks couldn't
marry whites. Love that Congress.
360
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:48,927
- Can I finish?
- Sex offenders can marry. Murderers...
361
00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:50,011
...cannibals marry.
362
00:23:50,215 --> 00:23:54,096
But whoa! Two gay people?
There goes the sanctity.
363
00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:55,970
I read The Book of Virtues.
364
00:23:56,178 --> 00:23:59,616
I'll defend every person's
right to be a bigot. I'm one.
365
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:02,819
But let's be honest.
This is bigotry. Blatant.
366
00:24:03,021 --> 00:24:06,254
It's a government trying to impose
its own sense of morality.
367
00:24:06,463 --> 00:24:08,932
It's what happens when
you have politicians...
368
00:24:09,145 --> 00:24:11,706
...conforming their views
to what the people think.
369
00:24:11,906 --> 00:24:15,821
As for the people in this country,
too many redneck, inbred idiots.
370
00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:17,542
Where else do people take rifles...
371
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:20,423
...blow the head off a deer
and go "Sport!"
372
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,862
- Mr. Fish.
- He'll keep talking...
373
00:24:23,072 --> 00:24:24,824
...until you say he's won.
374
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,309
- Move for cause.
- All right, I've heard enough.
375
00:24:28,795 --> 00:24:31,026
Actually, Your Honor,
could I have a second?
376
00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:33,388
And who the hell are you?
377
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,470
I'm Mark Albert.
I'm with Mr. Fish's firm.
378
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,836
Whether you support same-sex marriages
or not, the point is being missed.
379
00:24:44,042 --> 00:24:44,919
Which is?
380
00:24:45,123 --> 00:24:49,198
Sitting there is a woman. I don't
care what her birth certificate reads.
381
00:24:49,445 --> 00:24:52,119
If she wanted to enter
the Olympics as a woman...
382
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,240
She's not looking to throw a javelin.
She just wants to get married.
383
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:56,725
Your Honor...
384
00:24:57,849 --> 00:24:59,078
...I've dated...
385
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,810
...Cindy McCullough.
386
00:25:01,051 --> 00:25:04,443
She's one of the finest women I've
ever had the pleasure of knowing.
387
00:25:05,053 --> 00:25:08,730
It's the 21 st century. We should
be beyond judging people...
388
00:25:08,935 --> 00:25:12,247
...by their skin color or X or Y
chromosomes or their anatomical...
389
00:25:12,457 --> 00:25:15,814
Why can't we look at the person?
Simply judge the person.
390
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:20,134
Cindy McCullough is a beautiful woman
who wants to get married.
391
00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:25,178
The only appropriate thing for any
court to do is congratulate the groom.
392
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,628
It's not like I don't
agree, in theory...
393
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:43,711
But how? My life is here. My work.
I'm not sure I can uproot everything.
394
00:25:43,913 --> 00:25:46,951
We can keep talking about it.
But that presumes you have choices.
395
00:25:47,194 --> 00:25:48,674
And you don't.
396
00:25:49,475 --> 00:25:52,275
Your son is in Detroit
and he needs you.
397
00:25:53,037 --> 00:25:54,437
Now, you...
398
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,199
...once said to me that...
399
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,521
...until you have a child...
400
00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:05,039
...you have no idea the capacity
you have to love somebody.
401
00:26:07,645 --> 00:26:10,285
You're a lot of things.
402
00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,838
You're more...
403
00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:17,848
...than anybody I've ever met.
You're more...
404
00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:21,608
But what you are the most is a dad.
405
00:26:26,694 --> 00:26:28,253
Would you come with me?
406
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,486
In a second.
407
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:36,330
But I think you have to do this
alone, at least initially.
408
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,339
Now, it's not about him assimilating
into your new life.
409
00:26:40,581 --> 00:26:44,053
This is just about him
needing you in his.
410
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,294
I will come back.
411
00:26:48,825 --> 00:26:50,862
I know you will, baby.
412
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:55,948
- Or you'll come to Detroit?
- Or I'll come to Detroit.
413
00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:59,183
This isn't how you go about
dumping guys, is it?
414
00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:02,265
Get their needy kids to visit,
then pack them both on a plane?
415
00:27:02,512 --> 00:27:04,869
- That's not happening here, is it?
- Hey.
416
00:27:05,234 --> 00:27:06,873
Mr. Larry?
417
00:27:08,515 --> 00:27:10,074
I love you.
418
00:28:27,675 --> 00:28:29,712
What did you do that for?
419
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,311
Because I'm an officer of the court.
420
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:38,831
And you are
an extraordinary woman, Cindy.
421
00:28:42,363 --> 00:28:44,639
And you want me to win?
422
00:28:45,885 --> 00:28:47,683
Only if you truly want to marry him.
423
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,839
I do love him, Mark.
424
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,998
- Well, that's all that matters then.
- Yeah.
425
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:58,409
No court could take that away.
426
00:29:03,013 --> 00:29:04,163
Well...
427
00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:06,725
Thank you, Mark.
428
00:29:07,696 --> 00:29:08,765
Sure.
429
00:29:25,145 --> 00:29:28,343
It is a very sad day
in my life, in this court...
430
00:29:28,546 --> 00:29:30,742
...when I find myself agreeing
with Mr. Fish.
431
00:29:31,308 --> 00:29:32,582
But today I do.
432
00:29:33,349 --> 00:29:36,308
The law against same-sex marriages?
Well...
433
00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:39,310
It may not be as stupid as blowing the
head off a deer and calling it sport.
434
00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,549
But it comes damn close.
435
00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:44,867
However, just because
I don't like a law...
436
00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:49,351
...it's not up to me to substitute my
judgment for legislative intent.
437
00:29:49,677 --> 00:29:51,316
Petitioner's motion is denied.
438
00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:53,147
Adjourned.
439
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,312
- We're sorry.
- That's okay. Thank you for trying.
440
00:29:58,682 --> 00:30:00,913
My winning streak stopped at one.
Bugger.
441
00:30:01,963 --> 00:30:02,760
Thank you.
442
00:30:03,524 --> 00:30:04,640
Cindy.
443
00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:07,315
I think of myself as the captain
of my own ship.
444
00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:09,802
I feel something really
homophobic coming.
445
00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:12,762
No, no. My firm is sort of my ship.
446
00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:16,127
Though it's not technically legal,
why don't you let me marry you two?
447
00:30:16,491 --> 00:30:17,287
What are you saying?
448
00:30:17,491 --> 00:30:20,211
Maybe the court has spoken.
Why give it the last word?
449
00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:27,609
Wow.
450
00:30:27,816 --> 00:30:31,094
Hey. You're taking everything.
451
00:30:32,379 --> 00:30:36,420
Oh, yeah. Storage. You know,
it's silly to pay rent.
452
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:42,381
Oh, I saved...
453
00:30:43,864 --> 00:30:44,854
...this.
454
00:30:57,992 --> 00:30:58,822
Oh, that's blue.
455
00:31:01,954 --> 00:31:03,148
Tell me about it.
456
00:31:06,236 --> 00:31:08,387
So where is the...
457
00:31:08,637 --> 00:31:10,037
...little home wrecker?
458
00:31:10,238 --> 00:31:14,199
He's back with Renee, packing stuff.
Our flight is at 9.
459
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,511
So does that mean we can
have an early dinner?
460
00:31:19,562 --> 00:31:20,632
Well...
461
00:31:22,124 --> 00:31:26,199
I have a problem with goodbyes.
It's better if I just skip ahead...
462
00:31:31,649 --> 00:31:32,798
Okay.
463
00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:39,009
That dream you had where I left with
a note? That's exactly what I'd do.
464
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:43,128
So when I drop you off
at the airport...
465
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:46,089
...I just won't watch you
get out of the car.
466
00:31:46,296 --> 00:31:48,811
I got us a Town Car
to go to the airport.
467
00:31:49,017 --> 00:31:51,328
- Larry...
- I can't handle goodbyes, okay?
468
00:31:52,259 --> 00:31:55,013
If you can bear with me on this,
just know that...
469
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,578
...I love you, and I'll be back.
470
00:32:01,144 --> 00:32:01,940
Okay.
471
00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:06,661
I'll swing by on the way
real quick, and then I'll...
472
00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:08,779
I won't say goodbye, but I'll...
473
00:32:09,588 --> 00:32:10,816
Leave a note.
474
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:15,622
If I so much as look at you...
475
00:32:15,951 --> 00:32:17,624
...I'll never get on the plane.
476
00:32:21,754 --> 00:32:22,743
So... Hey!
477
00:32:25,756 --> 00:32:27,031
Help me pack, will you?
478
00:32:27,877 --> 00:32:29,436
Sure. Sure.
479
00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,460
You're partners again?
480
00:33:29,788 --> 00:33:33,465
It makes the most sense. It's our
best chance to win the competition.
481
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:36,180
Otherwise, we just
cancel each other out.
482
00:33:36,392 --> 00:33:38,861
- What if we win the injunction?
- Well...
483
00:33:39,113 --> 00:33:42,266
She's the best partner. I realized it
dancing with her in court.
484
00:33:42,595 --> 00:33:45,794
- What else did you realize?
- We were just dancing.
485
00:33:45,997 --> 00:33:49,035
We maximize our chances this way.
486
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,508
Yeah.
487
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,439
No, you're right. Yeah.
488
00:33:54,841 --> 00:33:55,672
It...
489
00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:58,281
It makes sense.
490
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,483
How about...
491
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:03,081
...we meet after for a little...
492
00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:04,395
...celebration dinner?
493
00:34:04,606 --> 00:34:08,044
I don't think it's great for us to
see each other personally, either.
494
00:34:08,728 --> 00:34:10,321
- Why?
- Well...
495
00:34:10,929 --> 00:34:14,003
Without hurting your feelings,
you're a great guy...
496
00:34:14,931 --> 00:34:17,287
...and a fabulous...
497
00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:20,283
...dancer.
498
00:34:20,494 --> 00:34:24,808
Look, I know you and I aren't
meant to be long-term.
499
00:34:26,737 --> 00:34:28,217
But, short-term?
500
00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:32,330
There's so much wonderful sex
to be had.
501
00:34:38,503 --> 00:34:42,464
I'll notify the court
we're gonna dismiss the lawsuit.
502
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:45,658
- Okay.
- Okay.
503
00:35:01,195 --> 00:35:01,991
Goodbye.
504
00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:04,389
Yeah.
505
00:35:15,962 --> 00:35:19,240
Do you, Cindy, take Rick
to be your husband?
506
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:22,363
To love, honor and cherish him,
forevermore?
507
00:35:23,926 --> 00:35:25,076
I do.
508
00:35:28,288 --> 00:35:32,443
By the powers of me, Richard Fish,
rich attorney with his own firm...
509
00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:35,928
...in the presence of God, our
friends and everybody who counts...
510
00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:40,292
...I pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
511
00:35:52,861 --> 00:35:53,771
Thank you, Richard.
512
00:35:53,981 --> 00:35:55,256
Do I get to kiss the bride?
513
00:35:55,462 --> 00:35:57,340
- Would you like to?
- I would.
514
00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,142
- Okay.
- Now, no tongue.
515
00:35:59,384 --> 00:36:00,534
No chance.
516
00:36:06,588 --> 00:36:08,545
I'm still waiting for my "hello" kiss.
517
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,548
- Now?
- Well, maybe a little one.
518
00:36:15,752 --> 00:36:18,143
- Is she a bigger slut than me?
- No.
519
00:36:19,995 --> 00:36:22,749
The wedding's over!
Let's have a reception!
520
00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:40,154
I know something about love
521
00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,681
You've gotta want it bad
522
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:54,363
So he can't say goodbye?
What's up with that?
523
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:55,928
He writes notes.
524
00:36:56,933 --> 00:36:59,972
He's a dream come true,
right till the bitter end.
525
00:37:00,535 --> 00:37:01,855
He'll be back, you know he will.
526
00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:07,488
Wait, this is my theme song.
Do you think she's singing it to me?
527
00:37:07,779 --> 00:37:09,372
Well, it's not to me.
528
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:10,939
Or me.
529
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:14,179
Maybe Larry requested it.
Maybe this is his note?
530
00:37:14,422 --> 00:37:17,461
Make him see the moon up above
531
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:19,934
I hope.
532
00:37:21,946 --> 00:37:24,984
He's outside in the car with Sam.
They're on the way to the airport.
533
00:37:25,228 --> 00:37:28,505
Great. He's leaving his skidmarks.
There's a note for you.
534
00:37:31,511 --> 00:37:34,231
Tell him that you're
Never gonna leave him
535
00:37:34,472 --> 00:37:36,942
Tell him that you're
Always gonna love him
536
00:37:47,839 --> 00:37:49,956
I thought you were afraid
to make eye contact.
537
00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:53,801
Sam, evidently, is good at goodbyes.
538
00:37:54,562 --> 00:37:55,916
Oh.
539
00:37:57,324 --> 00:37:59,998
Bye, Ally. I had a wonderful time.
540
00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:03,524
So did I. And you have to
come visit me, okay?
541
00:38:03,767 --> 00:38:04,996
I will.
542
00:38:05,608 --> 00:38:08,169
I'll put up my window so
you and Dad can smooch.
543
00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:11,085
- What?
- Bye, buddy.
544
00:38:21,776 --> 00:38:24,007
You still hear music in your head,
right?
545
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,731
Okay. Just...
546
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:33,011
Just keep hearing that song
I wrote you. Okay?
547
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,613
Don't forget.
548
00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:42,105
Okay.
549
00:38:44,988 --> 00:38:46,741
And don't you forget.
550
00:42:04,209 --> 00:42:05,198
You stinker!
551
00:42:05,369 --> 00:42:06,359
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