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[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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'Yee-haw!'
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Now, the General ain't racing
and he ain't chasing
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but he's sure burning rubber
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trying to get to the biggest
cultural event in Hazzard.
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The finals of the first
Annual Tri-County
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Beauty, Talent and Mechanicals Aptitude Contest.
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And Daisy has entered...
if she can get there on time.
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Uncle Jesse,
what time is it?
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It's...just a little bit later
than it was when you asked me
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about two minutes ago.
It is now 17 minutes after ten.
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You got 13 more
minutes to get there.
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Bo, do you think
we're gonna make it?
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Come on, Daisy. Has the General
Lee ever let a lady down before?
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What makes you so all-fired
sure I'm gonna win anyhow?
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Daisy, look.
There's two reasons.
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First of all, talent
here in these parts
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doesn't mean twirlin' the baton
or, or pounding on the piano.
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It means fixing
and racing cars.
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Second of all, there ain't
no girl here in Hazzard County
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or the other two counties
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that can do either of those
things as good as you can.
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Now, of course, old Luke don't know about the competition.
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Miss Melanie Dubois and her
sponsor, Big Jim Mathers.
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Now if you think
they're straight
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I've, Tennessee meat property
that I'd like to sell to you.
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Oh, well, well,
well and well.
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As I live and breathe, it's Big
Jim Mathers of Hatchapee County.
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Ain't seen you in a hound's age.
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Oh, sure, sure we have.
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- Just-just the other day--
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I'd like to introduce y'all
to Miss Melanie Dubois.
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Well, I sure am pleased
to meet you.
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- I'm Rosco P. Coltrane.
- Alright, alright.
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Her entry form.
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You sure filled out your form,
didn't you, eh, lady.
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You got a well
filled out form.
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Here, just ring this thing up.
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Oh, ring this up here.
Now just slip that in there.
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That's it.
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Alright. They're it is.
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Oh, will you stop
punching that thing?
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Now then. You are officially
entered in the competition.
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Yeah.
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Competition
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Don't make me laugh.
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Oh.
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- Yeah.
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- 10,000 in large bills.
- Yes.
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And 10,000 reasons,
Hogg, to break every bone
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in your little fat body,
if my Miss Melanie
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don't win this competition.
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There ain't no way
that she can lose.
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The only one around here
that'll even be in the run
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is the local gal, Daisy Duke.
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And I fixed it so that
she can't even enter.
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Well, you better have, Hogg.
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'Cause, if you don't
keep that Duke gal
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out of Miss Melanie's
hair, I will.
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Big Jim means business.
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He'd send his mama to prison if he had the chance
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to gettin' them
license plates for free.
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Dang. Where did
them things come from?
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We've seen Cletus put them
up about half an hour ago
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when we came through here.
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There ain't no real
detour though.
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That means we don't
have to take it.
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- Hang on y'all.
- Oh!
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Ha ha. One detour going by.
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I'd like to have
my $2500 right now.
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What $2500 may that be?
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That's the 50%
of my 50% of your..
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Uh-uh, uh-uh, you ain't
getting one thin dime.
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- No siree, Bob.
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Not yet, anyhow.
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Because first, I need every
penny of this here little amount
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to develop and build
my solar-powered still.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Are you kidding me?
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There ain't no such thing
as no solar-powered still.
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'Don't you know
what solar means?'
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- 'Well...uh..'
- From the sun!
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Don't you get it?
Them little solar cells.
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- Oh, that. Them little pieces.
- Yeah.
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Sunshine makes
moonshine makes the mood.
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Ooh. I love that.
I love that.
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- No ashes to haul.
- None to haul.
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- Yeah. No smoke.
- No smoke.
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So the revenuers could see
it or something like that.
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Listen, I'll tell you something.
That is foolproof.
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Yeah. You oughta know.
Ha ha ha.
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Except for one little
itty-bitty detail.
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We gotta make sure that Daisy
don't enter that beauty contest.
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Gotta make sure Daisy Duke
don't enter that beauty contest.
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Server to Command Post.
Server to Command, uh, uh, uh..
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Cletus, this is
no time for yodelin'.
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Get on with the report.
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Uh, ooh.
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Uh, General Lee.
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What
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What did he say?
What did he say?
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General Lee just passed
Checkpoint Alpha.
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It's bad news, bad news.
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Uh, you see
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they go right on through
those sawhorses we put up.
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Now Cletus wants us to come out
there and get him off the hook.
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Not till I get off
the hook with Big Jim.
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But Boss, you're
not on a hook yet.
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We can keep Daisy from signing
up for that beauty contest
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as long as we can keep her
from passing Checkpoint Bravo.
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I ain't waiting
for Checkpoint Bravo.
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I'm gonna retreat
to my office right now.
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Come on. Grab that clock
and let's go.
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Come on, get it.
Come on. Hurry, come on.
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'Come on.'
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Uh...y'all wait here
while I find out
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why that fat little rat
is desertin' the ship.
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Breaker one, I might
be crazy but I ain't dumb.
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Crazy Cooter coming
at you, Bo and Luke.
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Lost Sheep coming back at you,
Cooter. What's on your mind?
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Hey, Lost Sheep. J.D. Hogg's
on my mind as usual.
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I wanna let y'all know he just
moved the time clock indoors.
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Much obliged
for that information.
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We'll head straight there
as soon as we get to town.
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Alright, put that clock
down there on the desk.
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And then shove something
against the door.
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I don't want them Dukes busting
in here before the deadline.
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Oh, this door is stuck.
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Ooh, ooh. You got Jim.
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I didn't know you
was there behind me.
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Come on in. This is
my private office.
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Put something against the door.
Come on. Will you work it?
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You like this room?
We got it fixed up good.
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- There.
- Move the chair!
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That will do no good,
that silly thing.
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Shove that chair! Come on.
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- Shove it against the door.
- Shove it up against the door.
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Alright. Now we're safe from
them Dukes comin' in here.
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That's right.
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Come on, Daisy.
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One of these days, I'm gonna
take take me a saw
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and fix them doors.
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- Closed!
- Ah, dang it.
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I got an idea.
Come on.
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One minute till the deadline.
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Oh, I got them Dukes
beat this time, Rosco.
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Big Jim, ain't no way
Daisy Duke can get herself
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into the Miss Tri-Counties
Contest now.
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No way.
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Uh!
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'Oh. We're being invaded.'
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Rosco, stop 'em.
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Luke Duke! Bo Duke!
Daisy Duke.
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'Alright, you Dukes,
freeze, freeze, freeze!'
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You're arrested
for trespassing.
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Oh, Rosco, you're too late.
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You can't arrest us
'cause this is a county building
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'and should be open to the
public during business hours.'
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And in case you're forgetting,
we are the public.
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But we'll be gone before
you can count to one.
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Here's my form for the Miss
Tri-Counties Beauty Contest.
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- Argh.
- 'Bye.'
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There we go.
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Later on, Boss.
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Kinda dropped in, eh?
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Seven seconds.
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She beat the deadline by seven
piddly itty-bitty seconds.
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We did it!
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Once she was in the contest
right and proper
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it didn't take Daisy too long
to meet the competition.
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Well, you must be Daisy Duke.
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Well, I sure am, sugar.
Who are you?
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In a couple of days, you'll
be calling me Miss Tri-Counties.
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Ain't you just jumping the gun
a little bit, sweetheart?
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The contest ain't
even started yet.
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I just wanted to give
Daisy a chance to quit
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before I embarrass her
in front of all her friends.
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She's a modest little cuss,
ain't she?
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Yeah...or she knows
somethin' we don't.
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Oh, doesn't matter
whatever it is.
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We gotta go to Cooter's
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so you can teach me
to build that carburetor.
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Meantime, Boss and Big Jim
were havin'
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a down-home
business discussion.
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You welchin'
bucket of blubber!
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Is this what you call
keepin' the Duke girl
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out of the contest?
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Well, this? Yeah, yeah. I mean,
no! No, no. I don't mean..
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I don't know what I mean!
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I've got a good mind
to take back my money
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and do things my way.
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Don't do that, Big Jim.
Leave the money with me.
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Everything will be alright.
Your lady friend's gonna win.
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And as for doing
things your way..
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Look, I don't want
nobody roughed up.
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- Especially yourself.
- Yeah.
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Which is just what's gonna
happen if Melanie don't win.
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'You see, she won't
keep me happy'
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if y'all don't keep her happy.
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And if you make her unhappy
that makes me unhappy.
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So, she better win.
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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What was that?
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If we made him happy,
he made me happy.
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Oh, da-da-da,
would you stop all that.
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- He's mean.
- Phew!
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Oh my. I want a girl
to look at my solar power..
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A few threats don't bother
old Boss none
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but that model of
that solar-powered still
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Old Boss can
already see himself
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just revolutionizing
the whiskey business.
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- Come on, Daisy.
- 'Alright. Lookin' good.'
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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That's the best time ever.
2 minutes and 54 seconds.
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I'm telling you, I couldn't
have done that better myself.
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I couldn't do
much better either.
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If I win it's gonna
be because of y'all.
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Oh, come on, Daisy.
What do you mean, if?
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You're cinch to win the best
mechanic, you know that.
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But if I know J.D.,
and I do know him
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he'll do everything
in his power
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to keepin' a Duke
from winnin' that contest.
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You know, it just
doesn't make sense.
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If I win, it's so much
publicity for the Boars Nest.
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I bet he's saving
that prize money for Lulu.
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00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,129
I guess we gotta be ready
for every possibility.
242
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,087
Yeah.
243
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,829
'Listen, we got ourselves a
contest to run now.'
244
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:44,268
So, just simmer it all down.
Hold up. That's right.
245
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,009
Main announcement up here.
246
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:49,447
Folks, it's now my
privilege and pleasure
247
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,319
to introduce to you
our first finalist
248
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,322
sponsored by the Riverton County
Sheriff's Department
249
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,891
Deputy Lu-Ann Milsap
250
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:01,895
otherwise known
as Miss Riverton County.
251
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,855
Yeah.
252
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,075
Uh, now over here's
our second finalist
253
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,861
uh, sponsored by a distinguished
gentleman from out of town
254
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:15,560
who shall remain nameless,
Miss Melanie Dubois
255
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,738
otherwise known as
Miss Hatchapee County.
256
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,043
'No way.'
257
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,918
He he he.
258
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:36,190
And then, uh, over here,
folks, our third finalist, um
259
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:41,238
last but least, sponsored
by the Tri-Counties 4-H Club
260
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,457
J.D.
261
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,633
Oh, excuse me, a local lady
262
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,115
whose name slipped my mind
for the moment
263
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,856
Miss Hazzard County!
264
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,689
Alright, simmer down!
Simmer down!
265
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,257
Hold it. Hold it.
266
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,216
Alright, alright,
now here are all the rules.
267
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:05,349
Listen. This year the contest
is divided into three parts.
268
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,048
Beauty, driving
and mechanical ability.
269
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,876
And now we come
to the first part
270
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,226
in which we'll find out
which of these lovely ladies
271
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,967
is the best mechanic.
272
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,839
So, we've given each one of them
273
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,755
a disassembled carburetor
274
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,150
and the first one of these
lovely ladies to reassemble
275
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:27,154
this disassembled carburetor
with each and every part
276
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,286
put back right where
it goes in the first place
277
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,550
will be declared
the winner of this event.
278
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,901
Alright, ladies, there
are them little booths.
279
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,034
Now just step inside
and we'll get started.
280
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,645
But don't begin
till I give the signal.
281
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,128
Did you hear that J.D.?
282
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,174
I can tell it when he's
got somethin' up his sleeve
283
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,306
and he's got somethin'
up his sleeve..
284
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,786
It don't make no difference.
285
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,440
Daisy can take care
of herself just fine.
286
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,746
Alright, now. Get ready!
287
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,140
Get set! Go!
288
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,839
And just to show
everything's up an up
289
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,928
and they'll have no coachin'
from the sidelines
290
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,973
I'm gonna ask Cletus
to do his duty.
291
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,454
- Cletus, do it.
- You bet, Cousin Boss.
292
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,510
Boss.
293
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,255
- Listen, come here.
294
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,041
You sure that Daisy
can't see nothin' in there?
295
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,869
Not unless she's
half hoot owl.
296
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:30,913
Good.
297
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,709
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
No, no, no.
298
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,411
I'm done.
299
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:03,076
You told me, you had
everything under control!
300
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:06,166
Nobody welches
on Big Jim Mathers!
301
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,907
No. No.
302
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
Here!
303
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,305
Alright, alright!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
304
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,177
Daisy Duke, you cheated!
305
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,179
Ain't no way
anybody could put
306
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,790
a carburetor like that
together again so fast..
307
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,792
...under the circumstances.
308
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,968
You mean, because the light
in my booth wasn't working, huh?
309
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,404
Oh, it wasn't?
310
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,884
Lucky, Luke showed me
how to do it blindfolded.
311
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,364
That's a fact.
312
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,366
Standard procedure
in the marines is to be able
313
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,282
to disassemble and reassemble
a carbine blindfold.
314
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,024
Well, carbines ain't
carburetors! Hey, everybody.
315
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,114
How do we know that Daisy Duke
put this thing together right?
316
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,117
Maybe she overlooked a couple
of itty bitty little pieces.
317
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,902
Oh, you mean like those two
jet valves that were missing?
318
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,426
You hear that? She admits
her carburetor ain't complete.
319
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,993
J.D., you dirty--
320
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,648
Oh, Uncle Jesse, please
don't start anything.
321
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:57,086
I didn't have as many parts as
the other girls had to assemble
322
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,306
and, well, I'd like
to forfeit first place.
323
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,786
You can't do that!
It's just what he wants!
324
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,701
Alright, boys. Boys, boys.
325
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,966
If that's the way Daisy feels,
that's the way it's gonna be.
326
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,359
If she wants to forfeit,
she'll forfeit.
327
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,231
Thank you.
328
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,711
J.D., she's gonna beat you in
other two categories.
329
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,670
You watch.
330
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,368
Since Daisy forfeited
the talent contest to Melanie
331
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,067
Old Boss ought to be
as happy as a mouse
332
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,287
trapped in a block of cheese.
But he ain't.
333
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,855
- Good news! Good news!
- Yes.
334
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,988
Hey, Boss, I've got somethin'
here that's gonna warm
335
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,467
the cockles of your
fat little heart.
336
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,947
Yeah?
337
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,470
Well, I'm gonna warm
your skinny britches
338
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,603
if you don't stop
interruptin' my exercisin'.
339
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,997
I've got very little time
to get in shape.
340
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,737
In shape
341
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,435
For runnin' away
from Big Jim Mathers.
342
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,914
Oh.
343
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,178
You know what he said
he'd do if Melanie
344
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,614
don't win that race tomorrow.
345
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:50,444
Are you kiddin' me?
I'll knock..
346
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,359
- I did!
347
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,535
- 'Yes!'
348
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,579
D'oh-ho-ho.
349
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,451
Listen, Boss..
350
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,887
Faster! Faster.
351
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,932
Listen, I wanna take
this walk by myself.
352
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,848
Get off this thing,
will you?
353
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,764
Listen, Boss, it doesn't really
make no difference anyway
354
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,984
because Big Jim's girlfriend
is gonna win that race.
355
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,855
This paper guarantees it.
356
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:14,424
Yeah. Only if you take it and
blindfold Daisy Duke with it.
357
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,774
Well, ain't nobody
gonna be able to beat her
358
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,516
when she's drivin' that orange
crunked car of her cousins.
359
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,302
Listen, Boss, please read this
paper from the State Capitol.
360
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,218
Yeah, I gotta better idea.
I'm gonna take this paper..
361
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,480
Oh.
362
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,264
- Department of Motor Vehicles.
- Yeah.
363
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,789
A list of 14 expired driving
licenses in Hazzard County.
364
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,227
And one of those license
is Daisy Dukes'.
365
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,750
That mean she can't
enter the race.
366
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,708
Can't do too. I love it.
367
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,711
Matter of fact, she ain't got
any rights to drivin' at all.
368
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,843
Ha ha ha!
369
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,758
Hallelujah!
370
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,543
Listen, you get right out
there and you run her in.
371
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,197
- I'll do it. I'll do it.
- Oh my.
372
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,243
This is
really something.
373
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,027
Ha ha ha.
374
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,161
Oh, wait a minute.
What am I runnin' like this for?
375
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,859
I don't have to
get in shape now.
376
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,121
Oh my.
377
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,259
- Take the turn real real wide.
- Yeah.
378
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:09,392
Then you snake on down in the
center just like an old bull
379
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,002
comin' out of a rodeo chute.
380
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,483
Okay. You wanna pull over
and let me try it?
381
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,051
You already know how
to do it better than him.
382
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,008
'Well, there's Rosco.'
383
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,097
'What?'
384
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,794
He's sellin'.
385
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,927
Whatever it it, we ain't got
time to buy. Come on, let's go.
386
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,637
Now, here comes trouble.
387
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,161
Boss' county road
maintenance water truck
388
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:42,033
watering down dirt roads
on our little country.
389
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,210
Sometimes old Boss
just can't miss.
390
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,647
If he don't get 'em one way
he'll get 'em another.
391
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,744
Whoa-ho!
392
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,540
We better make sure
Rosco ain't drowned.
393
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,334
Rosco!
394
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,857
I love this. I love this.
395
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,641
You need some help?
396
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,254
If I do need help, it ain't from
no Duke, I'll tell you that.
397
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,606
Course, Flash,
ain't so particular.
398
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,130
- Well, now, you doin alright.
- We just gonna take off then.
399
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,697
No, you're not.
400
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,090
Just freeze it right there
and just stay froze
401
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,615
until I give Daisy a ticket
for driving
402
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,052
with an invalid license.
403
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,445
What are you talking about,
Roscoe?
404
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,533
This license is just fine.
405
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,882
Sure, it lists up.
406
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,276
Well, that and it expired
last week.
407
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,279
Oh, I love it.
It's music to my ears.
408
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:57,152
Your ears are playing a wrong
tune 'cause Luke drivin' it.
409
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,589
- She couldn't break the law.
- It don't make no difference.
410
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,375
I can keep her from driving
in a Miss Tri-County race.
411
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,420
That's exactly,
what I'm gonna do.
412
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,206
Y'all just move it on out
of here before I arrest you.
413
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,294
- Roscoe!
- Thanks a lot.
414
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,599
Get going.
415
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,037
'How about that?'
416
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,866
Oh, I know that.
417
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,129
Her name must be lady luck.
418
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,483
And you're ridin'
shotgun with me.
419
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,584
Somethin' tells me that this
ain't going to be too easy.
420
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,380
- We got whole day.
- I wish--
421
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,817
Oh, shoot, you got this thing
licked you know that, Daisy?
422
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:54,992
Good girl.
423
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,256
Oh ho, Boss is there.
424
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,648
Daisy.
425
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,041
Boss.
426
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,956
What are you doin in here?
427
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,742
The regular DMV examiner
took it into his head
428
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,745
just half an hour ago to take
his full weeks vacation
429
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,878
up north,
all expenses paid.
430
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:14,621
So according to local law I've
been appointed his substitute.
431
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,536
Doesn't matter,
I can pass the test
432
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,582
no matter who gives it to me.
When you wanna start, Boss?
433
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,063
I'm still boning
up on this here job
434
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,892
and I don't think I'll be
ready to give my first test
435
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,894
until this time tomorrow
morning.
436
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,592
But the Miss Tri-County's race
starts this afternoon.
437
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,378
Oh, well ain't that
a frustrating turn of events.
438
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,293
Boss, we ain't gonna take
this laying down.
439
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,382
Well, the way is not lost.
440
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:39,298
I mean, they're gonna be lots
of DMV examiners
441
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:43,345
all over this state, who'd be
happy to give Daisy her test.
442
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:46,479
Too bad, they just don't happen
to be in Hazzard County.
443
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,176
Come on, y'all.
Let's get moving.
444
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:51,266
- We're wasting our time here.
- I'll say!
445
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,791
Bye.
446
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:06,281
- Just exactly what Boss said.
447
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,415
We're gonna find an examiner
who'll conduct your test.
448
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,939
- We'll go to Chickasaw County.
- I don't know about that.
449
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,593
Y'all be breaking your
probation.
450
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,291
Come on, Daisy.
If we don't do that, the kids
451
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,338
at the club won't
get the $500 you promised them.
452
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,949
We've beat Sheriff Little before
we could do it again.
453
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,864
- That's right.
- Okay.
454
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:38,531
I better read,
I might have to give it.
455
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,707
Listen, Boss. This is something
been bothering me.
456
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,057
I was just wondering,
if you really don't want
457
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,972
Daisy Duke to win the race.
458
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:48,367
How come you told 'em how she
could get her license renewed?
459
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,194
Because I'm givin' them Dukes
a double whammy.
460
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,675
Oh, how?
461
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,504
You know, what the closest DMV
testin' office is to Hazzard?
462
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,550
It's over in Chickasaw,
ain't it?
463
00:22:57,637 --> 00:23:00,683
And Bo and Luke Duke are gonna
have to break their probation
464
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,424
just gettin' there.
465
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,692
Hello, Mabel.
This is J.D. Hogg.
466
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,999
- Say hello from Roscoe.
- I will not.
467
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,828
Listen, get me Sheriff Little
over Chickasaw County.
468
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,482
Sheriff Little,
are you kidding?
469
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,093
You can't trust a man like that
he's too honest.
470
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,138
Oh no, I can trust him.
471
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,967
I mean, because
he's gotta pay me back.
472
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,752
For many things
I've done for him.
473
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,754
Whether I can trust him or not.
474
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,147
I bet once he's nailed
Bo and Luke Duke.
475
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:34,151
He'll be happy to detain
Daisy Duke as material witness.
476
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,936
- So after that race is over.
- That's good.
477
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,765
A couple of hours later
Daisy and the boys
478
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,549
was deep in the heart
of Chickasaw.
479
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,595
And up to their hub-caps
in trouble.
480
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,336
DMV is about ten minutes away.
481
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,556
Daisy, how long do you suppose
that test gonna take you?
482
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,558
Give me a half
hour door to door
483
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:52,039
just to be on a safe side.
484
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,868
'Half an hour door to door
is cutting it too close.'
485
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,261
Don't worry we get you back
in time for the race.
486
00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:00,482
Provided we don't get into any
trouble before that.
487
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:03,790
It's just been going to smooth
to suit me.
488
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,487
I should have thought of it.
489
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,924
Boss wouldn't tell us about
the other DMV examiners
490
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,360
unless there's some sort
of catch to it.
491
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,890
Oh, look!
There's your catch.
492
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,675
Boss must've called him
before we got out of Hazzard.
493
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:23,374
I'll tell you what, I ain't
pullin' over for no Sheriff.
494
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:32,035
Bo and Luke Duke.
This here is Sheriff Little.
495
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,298
Slow down and pull over.
496
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:47,398
Slow down and pull over.
497
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,577
We'll be able to lose him
498
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,666
for a couple of minutes
at a time.
499
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:54,928
That'll be enough!
500
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:57,626
Look, all you got to do
is drop her off.
501
00:24:57,713 --> 00:25:00,542
Drop Daisy off at the DMV
and then give her
502
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,413
enough time to stay ahead
of Sheriff Little
503
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,677
until she done with her
drivers test. Right.
504
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,027
What happens after I get
my license done?
505
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463
You just wait down
on the street
506
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,509
we'll fly on by
and you jump in.
507
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,858
We'll take you back
to Hazzard.
508
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,250
- We got it.
- Alright.
509
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,774
Provided he don't
catch us first.
510
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:22,912
Come on, y'all.
511
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,630
The boys kept circling the town with Sheriff Little
512
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,980
getting closer, ain't matter.
513
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,939
While Daisy was taking her
DMV test.
514
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,985
Now, I don't see how
that's going to work.
515
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,769
Besides, it looks like
old Sheriff Little
516
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,684
is taking the driving test.
517
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:00,950
Let's cover the right eye
and read the third line.
518
00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,430
C-B-D-E-F.
519
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,618
And here's
your temporary license.
520
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,664
Thank you.
521
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,769
Now, folks, listen here.
522
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:39,685
The reason this beer's
on the house
523
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:44,603
is so we can all drink a toast
to the next Miss Tri-County.
524
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:55,265
Don't worry, darling. It gotta
him in my hip-pocket.
525
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,789
You better have.
526
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,618
You mess this one up
and I'm leaving.
527
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:08,191
Next Miss Tri-County.
528
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:11,368
We reckon Daisy Duke will have
something to say about that.
529
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:14,763
Well, that's true. Provided
she's here to say it.
530
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,461
I wonder
where they are.
531
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:19,986
Look at that,
we better give 'em a call.
532
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,690
'He's still with us.'
533
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:31,650
As long as he can't arrest us
we'll be alright.
534
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,217
'Lost sheep and Bo Peep,
this is shepard, come back.'
535
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:37,351
Lost sheep and Bo peep,
this is shepard, come back.
536
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,961
Lost sheep here, uncle Jesse.
537
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,528
Were in thunderation are you?
538
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,748
We're about ten miles North
of Chickasaw City.
539
00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:47,709
North? Why in tarnation do
you headin away from Hazzard?
540
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,145
We can hardly help that.
541
00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:51,191
We got Sheriff Little
hot on our tail.
542
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,286
We're gonna crash.
543
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:02,550
- Hit the brakes.
- It's too late.
544
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,553
Shoot, to the Dukes that's
about like taking grandma
545
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,207
for a sunday drive.
546
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,213
I don't believe it.
547
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:24,441
Y'all listen if you ever drive through Chickasaw
548
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:28,968
don't ever make him mad.
549
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,013
This shepard to lost sheep,
are you alright?
550
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,973
- Yeah, we're alright.
- And so is Sheriff Little.
551
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,540
Good, I'll be waiting.
Shepard, over and out.
552
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:39,630
First road we come to,
we head back to Hazzard.
553
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:44,418
People say, where did you get
all the grey hair, Mr. Duke?
554
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:47,551
Cooter needed to take care
of little business in town.
555
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,858
Like billing the County for
fixin' old Roscoe's
556
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,818
patrol car about
a dozen times a month.
557
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,516
In fact, if the Dukes quit
driving
558
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:58,475
old Cooter would have to go
back to the chicken farm.
559
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:01,261
Big Jim's bodyguard was taking advantage of old Boss
560
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:02,915
not being around.
561
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:04,960
To make sure Melanie
would win the race.
562
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,702
According to this a one quarter
poise will agree.
563
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,183
Big Jim wants you to wait there
and take out anybody
564
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,011
that's ahead of Melanie.
565
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:15,318
I'll be at the three quarter
point down here.
566
00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:17,886
If the Duke girl ain't out
off the race by then..
567
00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:19,670
...I'll take her out.
568
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,934
What was really amazing is
Cooter understood him.
569
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,597
Breaker breaker!
Bo Peep, Lost Sheep.
570
00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,251
Y'all home in Hazard..
571
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:36,687
Ol' Cooter figured
on warnin' Daisy
572
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,689
and the boys over the C.B..
573
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,518
But they was on the other side of Iron Mountain by then.
574
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:42,911
Couldn't hear him callin'.
575
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,391
In fact, you can't even
think straight
576
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:45,958
sittin' on Iron Mountain.
577
00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:49,178
So old Cooter took off
for the startin' line.
578
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:52,181
Now, since Daisy forfeited
the carburetor contest..
579
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:54,227
...well, she's gotta
win the drivin'.
580
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,359
And she can't do that,
if she ain't here.
581
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,013
You know, I just hate it
582
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,798
when things are
stacked up against Daisy.
583
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:03,366
Listen, Boss, don't them
vehicles look beautiful?
584
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,151
'Shiny, all ready for the race.'
585
00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:07,283
And not a General Lee
in sight.
586
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:10,373
Which means that Big Jim
and his lady friend's gotta win.
587
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,984
Oh, she's gotta win!
588
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,463
Meaning I'm off the hook,
in the clover.
589
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,422
Right in the clover.
590
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:19,382
Which means that I can almost
hear that luchaswirlin'
591
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:22,081
through my solar powered
still this very minute.
592
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:27,042
I wouldn't be too sure of that,
Boss. Look there.
593
00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:29,392
- 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'
- It's the Duke.
594
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:33,179
Little was supposed to have
them in slammer by now.
595
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,442
I gotta do somethin' fast.
596
00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:37,009
Alright, you two cars
597
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:39,750
get this to start
when I say "three."
598
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,276
- One!
599
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:45,713
- You can't start this race yet.
- Two!
600
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,368
- Now, don't worry about it.
- But Daisy ain't ready!
601
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:49,760
I ain't waitin'!
Three!
602
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,300
Go! Go! Go!
603
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,391
Yee-hoo!
604
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,961
Listen to me. Whoa.
We got trouble, man.
605
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,572
Big Jim's boy's are staked up
alongside that road
606
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:21,140
to make sure nobody wins
that race, but his gal.
607
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,142
- Specially Daisy.
608
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:25,361
Don't know. I know one's
at Willow Creek
609
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,928
other ones'
at Cherokee Bluffs.
610
00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,974
- Don't like the sound of that.
- Me neither.
611
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,801
We can't reach
Willow Creek before them.
612
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,586
I do know a shortcut
to Cherokee Bluffs.
613
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,718
- So come on.
- Alright.
614
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,851
- 'Sure.'
615
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,635
Perhaps you're wonderin'
why the boys didn't try
616
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,507
to call Daisy on the C.B..
617
00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:43,249
That things don't work,
if they ain't turned on.
618
00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:52,562
Come on, General!
619
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,760
Now, ain't that
just like a woman?
620
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,718
Checkin' her hair first.
621
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:04,243
Come on, General!
622
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,820
And y'all gotta remember, there's two races cookin' here.
623
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,648
Daisy and Melanie..
624
00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,911
...and the Duke boys
after Big Jim's trigger man.
625
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:31,748
Look down there.
626
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:33,141
Got him.
627
00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,580
Ah! Eee!
628
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,343
We got him.
What to do with him now?
629
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,562
Just you watch.
630
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,521
Ah-h!
631
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,273
Well, he don't look like
he's hurtin' too bad.
632
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:30,285
Y'all remember that
the contest ain't over yet.
633
00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:33,201
Daisy and Melanie
have each won one event.
634
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,334
And next,
comes the beauty part.
635
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,292
The one I've been
awaitin' for.
636
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:39,425
Thanks, but General Lee
did most of the work.
637
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,384
General Lee had to be driven
to get here in that time.
638
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,734
And nobody could've
done it better.
639
00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:46,780
Bless you little heart!
640
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,042
You won!
641
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,093
Don't feel bad,
little fat buddy.
642
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,921
Daisy may have won the race,
but on the other hand
643
00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:01,099
Big Jim's girlfriend,
now, she's a better mechanic.
644
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:02,752
So goin' in to
the beauty contest
645
00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:05,059
I would say that
they're both dead even.
646
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,975
Yeah? Well, let me
tell you, I hate them all.
647
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,150
Well..
648
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,765
- Oh!
- Oh-ho! Oh-ho!
649
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:19,639
You ain't goin'
nowhere, Hogg.
650
00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:24,252
And if Melanie doesn't win
the bathing suit contest
651
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,559
and become
Miss Tri Counties..
652
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:30,780
...I'm gonna take that
$10,000 outta your hide.
653
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,526
Next mornin', while Daisy
stayed behind
654
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:40,050
to finish makin' her bathing
suit for the final event
655
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,445
in the Miss Tri Counties'
competition..
656
00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:45,491
...well, Jesse and the boys
went on ahead.
657
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,970
Just to make sure
Boss wouldn't pull
658
00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:50,713
any last minute
dirty tricks on Daisy.
659
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,542
Looks to me like they may have to widen that window.
660
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:56,850
You gotta cut down on 'em
flapjack's in the mornin'.
661
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,959
- Come on, lady.
662
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,788
Now, somethin' told me
they should never have left.
663
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:30,666
- Take it easy, lady.
664
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,016
Uh-huh, hey!
Now, simmer down, lady.
665
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,583
We don't wanna hurt you.
666
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:37,195
Let's get her in the car.
Nice goin' Malone.
667
00:36:56,605 --> 00:37:00,827
About now, Boss and Big Jim was gloatin' all over each other.
668
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,785
Disgusting!
669
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,440
Nothin'.
670
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:08,226
Went on the C.B. five minutes,
can't raise hide or hair.
671
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,532
I let phone ring
at the house for that long
672
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,273
and didn't get no answer.
She isn't there.
673
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,667
Maybe the jeep broke down
on the road?
674
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,625
Highly likely.
Jeep's in great shape.
675
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:18,627
- She could fix it.
- Yeah .
676
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:20,629
She ain't here
or at the house.
677
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:24,677
She ain't in between. I sure
wish I knew where Daisy was.
678
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,636
Oh, don't worry about Daisy
none, Uncle Jesse. She's fine.
679
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:32,162
Well, nothin' I just heard
Big Jim tell Cousin, Boss--
680
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,686
Shhh!
681
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:36,079
They would let her go
after Melanie won the contest.
682
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,473
- I don't know.
683
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,692
They told me nothin'.
684
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:42,521
I'm just a second cousin
twice removed.
685
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:45,263
Much obliged, Cletus.
686
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:47,047
Boy, don't that figure?
687
00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:50,529
Had Daisy kidnapped so she'd not
be here for the contest.
688
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,792
- Much less win it.
689
00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:55,577
Rosco's bound to be
in this thing up to his neck.
690
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:59,233
So...challenging these three
here ain't gonna do us no good.
691
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,975
She's bound to be
with Big Jim's bodyguards.
692
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,151
We gotta find
that black car.
693
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,674
- Let's go.
- Uncle Jesse, come on.
694
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,415
That's just what they want.
695
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,026
If this contest starts,
and nobody's here for us Dukes
696
00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:12,028
they're just gonna
disqualify Daisy like that.
697
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,379
Can't afford to waste more time.
Let's get outta here.
698
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,774
- Somethin's wrong.
699
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,734
Dukes high-tailed it outta here
like their breeches was on fire.
700
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:24,954
Yeah, well, I guess
they didn't believe me
701
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,521
when I told them
Daisy's alright.
702
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,044
You told them what?
703
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,785
'I told 'em Daisy's okay.'
704
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:31,657
'You mean you
spilled the beans?'
705
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:34,050
No, I just told 'em
Daisy's alright.
706
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,748
He did
more than that, Hogg.
707
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:38,446
He just put your fat
in the fire.
708
00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:40,535
He can dang well pull it
out of the fire.
709
00:38:40,622 --> 00:38:42,842
Cletus, you go after
them boys, you hear me?
710
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:46,106
Or I'm gonna fire you as second
cousin. Rosco, you, too.
711
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,717
I want them Dukes arrested
before they cause any trouble.
712
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,415
- Um-um..
713
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:54,680
Well, figure out a charge
after you nail 'em. Go on!
714
00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,033
You in a lot
of trouble, boy.
715
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:05,343
- Hoo! Hey, wait a minute.
- I'll get the...come here.
716
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,098
All you out there
who might be listenin'..
717
00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,666
we got big trouble.
This here's Bo and Luke Duke.
718
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:27,713
We're lookin' for
a four-door black sedan.
719
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,456
'It'll be carryin' two men
and our cousin, Daisy.'
720
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,980
Anybody who see's it,
get back to us, quick.
721
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,851
You fella's ain't
got a chance now.
722
00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:38,071
Everybody in Hazzard's
gonna be lookin' for you.
723
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,769
Why do think I'm stickin'
to the back roads?
724
00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,468
Hey, Grogan, there's
a stopped car up ahead.
725
00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,687
Get around him.
726
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:54,217
- 'Oh, no, you don't!'
- Get her back in here.
727
00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:01,355
Anybody spotted that
black sedan? Come back.
728
00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:04,402
Dang! Ain't nobody
gonna answer.
729
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:06,882
Oh, Luke,
don't look now.
730
00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:08,667
That ain't the least
of our problems.
731
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,495
We got Rosco and Cletus
back there.
732
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:13,280
We ain't got no time
to deal with them. Lose 'em.
733
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,464
Cletus, this is your
supreme superior officer
734
00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:25,510
Rosco speakin'.
We got 'em this time.
735
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,468
They're headin' down
Old Telegraph Road.'
736
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,949
Now, you hook a right at the
junction and head 'em off
737
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,865
and I'll take the left.
738
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:39,567
'Black sedan!'
739
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,482
'Somebody out there must have
seen that black sedan by now.'
740
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:42,831
'Come back, please.'
741
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:46,531
Now, ain't that a shame?
Nobody's answerin'.
742
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750
They don't have
any idea where we are.
743
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,317
'This is wayfarin' stranger.'
744
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,101
'Think I can help you.
Come back.'
745
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,539
Somethin' tells me they're
about to get that idea
746
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,889
you were talkin'
about, mister.
747
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,368
Step on it.
748
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:03,330
Wayfarin' stranger, you're
comin' through loud and proud.
749
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,115
- A black sedan just passed me.
750
00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:08,727
There's a pretty girl in back
who was tryin' to get out.
751
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,990
- On old Stage Road.
752
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,732
About two miles south
of the railroad cross.
753
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:17,257
We got you. We're much
obliged! We're gone.
754
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,172
About half a mile
from here as the crow flies.
755
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,348
Hang on, we're about
to sprout wings.
756
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,796
Alright, simmer down. That's
it, simmer down. Now, listen.
757
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:37,843
We've come to the event that
you've all been waitin' for.
758
00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:41,107
The swimsuit competition.
759
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:51,900
The majority of the principal
contestants are already here.
760
00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,947
So I see no reason why we
just don't begin right now.
761
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:58,080
J.D., J.D..
Just a minute J.D..
762
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,082
'You can't
start that event,' yet.
763
00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:02,041
Daisy ain't here.
764
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,652
So what? I mean, she ain't
got much of a chance anyhow.
765
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:06,872
Alright, I'll tell
you what I'll do.
766
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,309
Folks, er, a correction.
767
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:15,054
The swimsuit competition will
start in exactly in eight legs.
768
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,534
Minutes!
769
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:19,885
I couldn't be fairer,
could I?
770
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:29,242
Meanwhile the boys
was cuttin' cross country
771
00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:31,200
after that black sedan.
772
00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,376
Rosco and Cletus was still
figurin' on cuttin them off
773
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:36,989
at the junction.
Only they figured wrong.
774
00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:47,347
Let's get 'em off!
775
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,610
- Oh, no, you don't!
- Hey, what the..
776
00:42:49,697 --> 00:42:50,742
Get back here!
777
00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,586
- Alright.
- Nice goin', guys.
778
00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:10,109
We figured you
grabbed the keys.
779
00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:11,806
Yup.
780
00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,503
There's no use in bringing
in these two dudes.
781
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,462
Boss wouldn't let Rosco
arrest them anyway.
782
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:18,639
We can get to Boar's Nest in
time for the last competition.
783
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,162
- Come on, let's get going.
- I'll get us there.
784
00:43:20,249 --> 00:43:21,555
You can count on me.
785
00:43:26,516 --> 00:43:30,042
And, now, let's introduce the
first finalist for the crown
786
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:33,741
of Miss Tri-Counties,
Miss Riverton County!
787
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:45,448
'There she is, folks,
Miss Riverton County!
788
00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,285
That's one down, and one to go.
789
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,157
General Lee better keep
movin' right along.
790
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,945
Alright, Alright, now.
Simmer down, simmer down.
791
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:06,469
'Because now, we present
our next contestant'
792
00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:08,341
'a gal who, let me
tell you something'
793
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:11,605
is just about gonna
win the contest.
794
00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:15,914
The one, the only,
Melanie Dubois
795
00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:18,612
'Miss Hatchipee County!'
796
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:31,886
Hate to tell you this, Cooter,
but time's just about run out.
797
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:44,072
- Cooter, you can't do that.
798
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,730
Look ,there,
the judges give Miss Dubois
799
00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:52,733
of Hatchipee County
nine points each!
800
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:55,954
Oh, and that tops the runner up,
Miss Riverton County
801
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,912
by at least four points
or somethin' like that.
802
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,141
Come on, Daisy.
803
00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:13,580
Hey, sounds like that
competition's already started.
804
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:15,147
As long as they don't
finish without you.
805
00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:17,584
Seein' that there's
no more contestants..
806
00:45:17,671 --> 00:45:21,936
...I therefore proclaim
the winner to be--
807
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:23,721
Boss, hold on!
808
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:24,765
Daisy!
809
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,987
- The judgin' ain't over yet.
- Oh, yes, it is, it is.
810
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:30,771
And they ain't gonna
change their minds none.
811
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:34,209
You've been against me from the
beginnin'. It just ain't fair.
812
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:37,212
You're out of uniform, you're
supposed to wear a swimsuit.
813
00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:39,824
What do you think this is?
814
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,941
- Yee-haw!
- Yeah! Alright! Come on.
815
00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:20,125
And that's how Daisy Duke
became the first and probably
816
00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:22,127
the last Miss Tri-Counties.
817
00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:25,783
Which meant the 4-H Club got
the $500 she promised 'em.
818
00:46:32,093 --> 00:46:34,487
Big Jim took
the $10,000 back
819
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,403
which threw ol' Boss
into a near terminal shock.
820
00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:43,017
Good news!
Good news, little fat buddy!
821
00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:46,760
Ohh, Rosco's got a surprise.
822
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:49,807
Which means that he got
hungrier than normal.
823
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,592
'Course Rosco came
to the rescue there.
824
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,637
Sort of.
825
00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,033
Ooh!
826
00:47:01,514 --> 00:47:03,298
- Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
- Mmm!
827
00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:06,693
And Daisy won the contest
as a best all-around gal
828
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,477
in three counties.
829
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,218
Gee, I could have
told them that.
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