All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E23 Bad Day in Hazzard_track3_[eng]

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

When Bo and Luke Duke
have to go to town

they usually take the
back roads to avoid traffic.

'Course sometimes
the traffic decides

to take back roads too.

'Luke. Alright, hang on.'

You alright?

'Yeah.'

No thanks to them hotshots.
Come on, let's get 'em.

No use. General can't move.
We'll have to get out and push.

Don't that beat all? They dang
near make a sandwich out of us.

We can't do
a thing about it.

You wanted to talk to us,
Mr. Thackery?

Loggins,
you're an imbecile.

That little stunt
you just caused back there

could have cost us
ten million dollars.

But we were just timin'
the escape route

out of Hazzard
like you ordered.

Nonetheless, you should've
given the right-of-way

to that orange car.

Which belongs, I remind you,
to those two young men..

...named Duke.

- Yes.

- We're to pick 'em up at three.
- But not now.

Gentlemen,
I'm warning you.

This job was planned
like a military operation

and I will not tolerate
the slightest error.

- Yes, sir.

Good. Then, get me
those photographs.

Bring them to me
at the command post

as quickly as possible.

They got the Dukes
at 3 o'clock?

Well, it sounds like
ol' Bo and Luke

are gonna have a full day
ahead of 'em.

By the time Bo and Luke got General Lee cranked and cookin'

the Thackery dude's men
was taking pictures

of Boss Hogg's bank
by the bushel.

And it ain't 'cause
it's an architectural wonder

it's plum ordinary.

Hey, isn't that that orange car
we run into the ditch?

Yeah. We got pictures of the
bank and escape route. Let's go.

- Right on time.
- Right on..

Hey, Bo. Look over there
at the bank.

'Those guys look familiar.'

You're right. Them two guys
almost clobbered us.

- Let's go.
- Come on.

Now, y'all may have noticed
that the Hazzard folks

don't think this is too much
out of the ordinary.

It takes a lot to stir them up.

'They're keeping up with us.
Can you shake 'em?'

Why should we? We'll change
plans and pick 'em up now.

Okay.

Looks like their
engine's actin' up.

Now, ain't that a pity?

Alright. Come on,
get out of there.

We're making
a citizen's arrest.

Alright, now, get out of there.

You got it backwards,
country boy.

We ain't goin' anywhere
with you. You're comin' with us.

Well, we can forget
the whole thing.

'Shut up and get
in the backseat.'

- We were a little hasty.
- Ah, listen.

We-we can forget
the whole thing.

I didn't wanna come
after you. It's his idea.

Bo, come on.

If you think
the boys are in trouble

it ain't nothin' compared
to what's gonna happen

at the Boars Nest
to the rest of the Dukes.

Uh, waitress.
Over here please.

Anything wrong?

Never in my life have I had
such a wretched libation.

And here I've been
callin' it beer.

Is that what you call
this swill?

Well, then, bring me somethin'
in a bottle.

- And I'll open it.
- Yes, sir.

Hey, Daisy.

Uncle Jesse.
What are you doin' here?

I got your message
'bout needin' a ride home.

- I come to pick you up.
- I don't need a ride home.

And I didn't
send you any message.

- I did, Mr. Duke.

I didn't want you to become
a source of trouble

when Daisy failed to come home
after the luncheon trade.

- 'Let's call it research.'

I know absolutely everything

about your quaint little
Hazzard County.

Well, why would anybody
research Hazzard County?

Well, let's call the motive,
greed, sir. Peters.

I tell you

this is turnin' out to be
one strange day in Hazzard

and that's strange.

Just be careful
with that, son.

I think it's time we
summoned our host, Mr. Hogg

as we discussed.

My pleasure.

Now, that's a summons.

Alright, wait a minute.
You can't do that.

I don't allow target practicin'
in this here establishment.

Uh, J.D., he's, uh,
not target practicin'.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

You don't want this.
It's just monopoly money.

Jesse, don't stand there.
Do somethin'.

Well, we're all
in the same boat, J.D.

Mr. Hogg, I assure you

we haven't the slightest
interest in the paltry proceeds

of this miserable
establishment.

Uh, oh, well, if you're sayin'
what I think you're sayin'

you're sayin' you ain't
interested in this here money.

- That's correct.
- Alright, then.

Just exactly
what do you want?

In due time, Mr. Hogg.
Would you please sit down, now?

- Alright.
- All of you, please.

Look at that.
Phase two's right on schedule.

What did you expect
from Mr. Thackery?

You guys sure you came
to the right place?

'The beer's cold,
the food's bad..'

No, that's it.
Hey, Duke boy. Let him go.

Bo, ain't you never learned
how to do that right?

Loggins, take his knife.
Let's go.

Let's go.

Hey, slim.
Sit down.

Slim who?
Oh, thank you.

- Alright.
- Hey, hey!

Well, well, well. We have
two extra guests I see, hmm?

We got photographs of everyone
who might be affected

by this operation.

Taken without notice,
of course.

You weren't supposed to bring
them for another hour.

I had to, Mr. Thackery. They saw
us takin' pictures of the bank.

Taking pictures?
Is that what you were doin'?

Thought you were lookin' for
another car to run off into--

Gentlemen, please, please.

At least try
to act civilized.

Civilized?

You call keepin' five people
penned up civilized?

How long are you gonna
keep us here?

Only as long as it takes
the armored car from Atlanta

to get to Mr. Hogg's bank
here this afternoon.

- You're gonna hijack it!
- Of course.

Now, listen. You're
just wastin' your time.

Let me tell you

'all that truck
is droppin' off'

is $2000 in small change
for my penny arcade.

That you ain't gonna
go far, split four ways.

Hazzard's only the first stop.

You see the car will also
be transferring funds

from the Federal Reserve Bank
in Atlanta

to Charlotte, North Carolina,
ten million dollars.

Te..

Ten million dollars?

Not bad for a couple
of hours work.

Provided you can
get away with it.

'Yeah, well,
which they won't.'

On account of

Hazzard just happens to have
the best lawmen in the south.

Oh, I know it.

Rosco P. Coltrane
and Cletus Hogg.

And I just happen to have
both of them in my pocket.

Meanwhile,
Hazzard County's finest

was keeping their
lawful vigil.

Oh, did you see that, Flash?

That was a humongous splash.

Fighting the forces of evil
and crime and all.

Keeping Hazzard
safe for democracy.

Now, y'all watch, 'cause
this thing is really slick.

'Uh, Rosco and Cletus.'

'This is J.D. Hogg
callin' to ya.'

'You two dodos got
your ears on? Come back!'

Ooh, ooh!

Yeah, uh, Boss.
This is Rosco. I'm here.

Me too.
What can I do for ya?

'Come here to Boars Nest on
the double, it's an emergency.'

'No, make that on the triple.
It's a double emergency.'

Well, then, that's a quadruple
affirmative. We're on our way.

Me too, four-ten, ten-four.
Four, me, two-ten. Hike.

Say, that sounds like me.
But you can't do that.

Don't you know
it's against the law

to impersonate
a county official?

Oh, on the contrary, sir

don't you recognize
your own voice?

'My own voice?
Now, wait a minute.'

I never recorded them exact
sentences for you and nobody.

- In a way, you did, Boss.
'

Only each one of 'em words

must've come out of your
mouth at a different time.

You must've been monitoring
his CB for months

to be able to put together
a tape like that.

Well, I guess we didn't
fool you boys at all.

Fortunately, the sheriff and his
deputy aren't that smart.

Well, that's a fact.

Y'all know how some folks work when they get nervous?

Well, sweatin'
makes Boss hungry.

Well, ol' Rosco and Cletus
fell for it.

They started racing to see
which one can get back

to Boss first.

Well, the Dukes ain't about
to let Thackery knock over

that armored car.

But the only ones left
to help the Dukes escape

is Rosco and Cletus.

Now, you know the Dukes
were in trouble.

Cletus, you cow chip.

You scuffed my fender.
It's gonna come out of your pay.

Not when Cousin Boss sees
I'm the one next to his side

in his hour of need,
it's not..

Oh, no.
No, no. Cletus..

Boss, we got here
just as soon as we could.

- Duck, it's a trap.

'Let go..'

Let her go.

Ooh!

How'd you like to be
droppin' by for a big orange

and walk in on this?

Alright, that evens up a little.
Let's get him.

I'm sorry to interrupt
your fun, gentlemen.

The bullets in this weapon
are small, but just as deadly.

Now, if you'll forgive
a cliche,hands up.

You too.

Let's split 'em up.

Take Rosco, Cletus,
and Hogg there

and take 'em into that office.

Uh, excuse me, sir, but,
could I take my dog?

Good heavens. Just as long as
you keep him out of the way.

Ooh. Say thank you
to the nice hijacker.

Don't go gouging with that gun.
I'll knock you..

- 'Come on!'
- Rest of them, get in there.

Yes, sir.

This is the hardest
ten million dollars

I've ever had to earn.

Well, I wouldn't
count on spendin' it.

You ain't got your
hands on it yet.

Well, I admire your spirit,
Mr. Duke.

But fortunately, we haven't
overlooked a single detail.

Excuse me. That's for me.

'

The way things been goin',
he's got a right to be.

- Shh.
- Sure does.

Now, folks, this is what
the fuss is about.

The booty's in the bag,
and headed to Hazzard.

And Thackery's plan is tickin' along like a railroad watch.

One driver and one guard.
Both new men.

Well, it's nice to hear
my information was correct.

You keep calling us
at every checkpoint.

That means that the armored car

is due to arrive in exactly two
hours and forty nine minutes.

'Now, if you all behave
until that time'

no one will be harmed.

Ah!

Would you two mind sitting
down over there, please?

Well, I'd mind.
No, I wouldn't mind.

- Not at all.
- It'd be comfortable sitting.

- Me too.
- Uh, no, Mr. Hogg. Not you.

I need your services here
at the desk. Sit down.

Yeah. Sit down.

Now, get me
the radio station.

Huh

Yes. And when you talk, talk as
if everything were delightful.

Delightful? Well, anything you
want, you get. Delightful it is.

Hello, Mabel,
this is J.D. Hogg.

- And say hello from Rosco.
- 'A-and hello from Rosco.'

How am I?

Oh, oh, I'm delightful.

Yeah. Everything's delightful.
He he he.

Say, uh, would you just
put me through

to my delightful
radio station?

Now, when they come back,
tell them that you want them

to patch you into
the transmitter.

Transmitter?

Oh, hello, Peabody,
this is J.D. Hogg.

Say, uh, patch me
into the transmitter.

'Well, I don't care
if you are broadcastin'.'

Just patch me in.
And I mean now!

It's a matter
of life and death.

Ah!

Candy.

Am I patched in?
I'm patched in.

- Read this.
- Hmm.

'Uh, my fellow Hazzardites.'

'This is your county
commissioner, J.D. Hogg..'

'...bringin' you an important
public service announcement.'

Due to a sudden invasion
of the Abyssinian fruit fly

'the department of agriculture'

is conductin' an aerial insect
sprayin' this afternoon.'

'All residents must evacuate
the town of Hazzard'

by three o'clock this afternoon,
under penalty of law.

Ooh.

I-I can feel those
fruit flies already.

'Are you kiddin' me?'

No self-respecting fruit fly
will attack a body like that.

- Yeah.

Well, how was that?
Is that delightful enough?

That was wonderful.
Would you mind doing it again?

Again? Well, alright.

That thug Thackery
is really smart.

He's making sure there's
nobody in town to stop him

when he hits
that armored truck.

It may be taking a chance
but we best get over

to Chickasaw County and talk
to Sheriff Little, huh?

They're watchin' us
too close now.

Maybe they're counting on
all of us staying together.

When the right break comes,
I'll try to step out alone.

Now, y'all know that
everybody in Hazzard

ain't gonna buy that.

But enough will to create
confusion and diversion

and thin out the square.

Which was Thackery's plan.

That was really
very well done, Mr. Hogg.

Thank you.

How does it feel
to be an accessory

to a ten million dollar
hijacking?

Wait a minute.
I ain't no accessory.

I never was,
and-and I never would be.

I think you'll find
that very difficult

to prove to the authorities

after broadcasting that
false evacuation notice.

Uh, excuse me. Could I ask
you a little

Uh, could I take Flash
for a little walk?

I'm afraid she's
gonna have to wait.

'Uh, see, she can't wait.'

See, this is
a humongous emergency.

You see, when Flash
has to go for a walk

she gives me a signal, I can
see it in her eyes. In fact..

'You can look into her eyes.
They're gettin' awful teary.'

'Get that smelly beast away.'

- And get back in that office.
- Well, I just..

Well, I'm not responsible
for her crying on Boss's..

Now, this gives me an idea.
It's now or never.

See there, partner. I wonder
if it'd be alright if I went..

- Now, Luke!
- Go.

This here is Luke Duke
calling Sheriff Little

in Chickasaw County.

Sheriff Little, Chickasaw County
this here's a mayday.

Mayday, come back.

'That's too bad, Mr. Duke.'

You know you've to be on the
other side of Iron Mountain

to reach Chickasaw County.

I'll be in a few minutes.

Of course you'll be there
in a few miles.

But if you're not back
here in three minutes

'three minutes
of radio silence'

'your Uncle Jesse will become
your late Uncle Jesse.'

Dang it!

Alright. I read ya
loud and clear.

I'll see you
in three minutes.

With Luke back
in Thackery's hands

it's beginnin' to look like
there's only one Duke left

to stop the hijackin'
of that armored car.

General Lee.

General Lee!

Reckon what he's doing here?

Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.

Hey. Uh, look.

I found the General outside.
I hotwired and got him goin'.

Went by y'all's place,
but nobody there.

So I come up here
and I don't reckon

that was a very good idea.

No, it wasn't, Cooter.

Grab a chair, have some popcorn.
We'll tell ya all about it.

Oh, yes.
Welcome, sir.

Welcome.

Very nice to have you
with us.

While you're all waiting

please feel free
to plan an escape.

I'll only remind you
that all of my associates

are expert marksmen.

'Show 'em, boys.'

Say, what's going on out here?

Oh!

Four bottles of my
best imported brew.

- Get back in here.
- Smashed to smithereens.

Don't you go scuffing
my little fat buddy.

- Yeah, well, it's your fault.

I'll take the cost of them
busted bottles out of your pay.

Wait just a pea-pickin' minute.
I didn't bust those bottles.

- 'No.'

If you'd done your job,
and not got caught

them fellows out there'd
be in jail

and not breaking up
my establishment.

Listen, Boss.

Don't think it's gonna matter
to either one of us anyway.

You know what I mean?

Last..

...last will and testament
of Rosco P. Coltrane.

Look at that, Flash.
I'm gonna leave you everythin'.

I ain't got nothin'.

Meanwhile, ten million dollars was headed for Hazzard.

And Thackery's man was keeping track of every cent of it.

The armored car just passed.
Right on schedule.

Back at the Boars Nest

old Luke was homin' in
on a way to escape.

that was only
80 percent suicide.

Which was a 20 percent
improvement.

- ...they did last time.
- Shh.

Holdin' that gun on
Uncle Jesse, and I just..

One way to do it
is escape

without them knowin'
we've escaped.

Oh, sure.
What're we gonna do?

Wave a magic wand and disappear
from the Boars Nest?

Speakin' of disappearin'

one time me and J.D. was runnin'
shine down the Southfork.

'Some revenuers
fell in back of us.'

I love these stories.

Well, old J.D., he just turned
'em every way but loose.

We lost 'em.
We ended up here.

This was a warehouse in them
days and J.D. used to store

his whiskey here and I thought
he's crazy bringin' 'em here.

Well, anyway, they's out there
poundin' on the door

tryin' to break
the chains and get in

and J.D. and me, we're up
on the ridge, watchin' 'em.

Wait a minute. How'd you get up
on the ridge from here?

Well, we went out
through a..

...tunnel.

'Tunnel.
J.D. had a tunnel here.'

It's right over there, under
where the supply room is now.

Well, alright.

Then we gotta get into
that supply room

and we can be home free.

That sounds pretty good.
Why don't you do it?

Look, if you and J.D.
can figure a way

to make 'em think it's their
idea to throw us in there

me and Bo will get
'em riled enough to do it.

Alright.

You and Bo start rilin'.

I'll let J.D. know
what's coming down.

Be a pleasure.

Uh, if you don't mind

I'd like to talk
to my friend, J.D.

This here, says you don't.

Uncle Jesse, I think
you better listen to him.

He's just lookin' for
an excuse to use that gun.

Well, I figure he's gonna use it
anyway before this day's over.

There's few things
I'd like to say to J.D.

before I meet my maker.

What's it gonna be?

- Let him go.
- Thank you.

J.D.

It don't look like we're
gonna get out of this.

We've known each other since you
was knee-high to a grasshopper.

Yup. That we have, Jesse.

'And I wanna say
you're the meanest'

greediest, backbitin'
human being

ever to hole up
in Hazzard County.

Well, now, this ain't
exactly the time and place

for flattery, is it?

No, it ain't the time for that,
but there was a time

when you was a loyal member
of the Ridge Runner Society.

And we was runnin'
shine together.

'And you helped me
escape from the Feds.'

'Remember that?'

Well, that's how
I want to remember ya.

Helpin' people escape.

Jesse.

I'm really touched.

Let's shake on it, J.D.

Did y'all see how Jesse
kept two fingers tucked in

during that ol'
Ridge Raiders handshake?

Well, that means trouble.

And since Jesse
was talkin' about escape

it ought to remind
Boss of that tunnel

underneath the Boars Nest.

Somethin' better happen soon.

'Cause that bridge at Chickasaw Crossing is the halfway point

for that armored car.

From now on, it's all
downhill to Hazzard.

I'm on my way.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Well..

All set if J.D. can remember
what the distress signal is.

Well, we'll find out
right quick.

Hey, Daisy, this waitin'
for the axe to fall

is mighty dried business.

You don't mind, uh,
drawin' us four of them

Boars Nest Specials,
do you?

Well, sure, if it's alright
with you, Mr. Thackery.

Be my guests.

Four Boars Nest Specials
comin' up.

Well, I'll just go get 'em
if it's alright with you.

One.

Two.

Oh, shit!

'Go for it, boys.'

Gimme that gun now.

Come on.
Gimme that right now.

Man, I just hate it
when Daisy's in trouble.

Hey, slow down. We're supposed
to get caught, remember?

Hey! I wouldn't do that
if I was you.

'Cover 'em, Peters.'

Very wise decision,
gentlemen.

Just stay right
where you are.

Bring 'em inside.

You sure had us pegged.

Well, we didn't make it,
Uncle Jesse.

Alright, Thackery.

Let her go or
I'll be over you

like a chicken
on a June bug.

I'm alright, Uncle Jesse.

Please, don't start
anything with this guy.

Well, a commendable idea,
Miss Duke.

Perhaps you can teach it
to your cousins here.

Oh, yeah? Say, listen.

Ain't no way nobody can ever
teach them Duke boys nothin'.

'They've been causin' trouble
ever since they was born.'

Thank you for letting me put my
two cents worth in here, Mr..

'...Mr. what's-you-name.'

And thank you for letting me
tell these roughnecks

that we could all
have been killed

while they was tryin' to escape,
for the second time.

- We almost made it too.
- That's right.

See, they ain't learned a thing.
They're dangerous.

I want them Duke boys
locked up and locked up now!

For my own good. Everybody
who agrees with me, speak up!

I'm with you.
Just go ahead. Lock 'em up.

- 'Uncle Jesse!'

How could you go against
your own kin like that?

Because, outside of you,
they's the only things I got.

And I want 'em cooled off fast.

You can't mean that,
Uncle Jesse.

That goes against the grain
of everythin' you taught us.

So what if it does?

You're all I got,
and I want you alive and safe.

I'm beginning to feel we
should've made the command post

in the county jail

Well, listen, I got somethin'
better than that, Mr..

Look here, uh, lock 'em
in my supply room. That's it.

I mean there's only one door
and here's the only key.

Alright, take care of it.

'They've given us
enough trouble already.'

Uncle Jesse.

- Alright, I'm goin'.
- I can't believe this.

Well, as they say in Hazzard,
Old dogs do the best tricks.

Thanks a lot.
We'll remember that.

You boys are
gettin' off lucky.

Next time you might
not get off this easy..

...if there is a next time.

- Nice fella.
- Little sweetheart.

Uncle Jesse sure did a heck
of an acting job, didn't he?

And Boss didn't do
too bad either.

I suppose we better
find that trap door.

Where do you wanna
start lookin' at?

Well, the way our
luck's been roamin'

it's bound to be under
that mess over there.

Yeah.

- Let's get them out of here.
- Alright, give me that.

No, Flash, you gotta..

I think we've run
out of ink here.

- Uh, Rosco.
- Oh.

- This is my only clean uniform.

Your uniform
or Flash's inheritance?

Just hush.

I got Adams on the horn.
He's at checkpoint eight.

That means the car's
at three-quarter mark.

Which means it ought to be here
at the bank in 47 minutes.

Time for phase three.

On your feet, sheriff.
You're comin' with me.

Uh, uh, goo...listen, I hadn't
finished my will yet.

- I don't.

- You don't.
- Let's go.

Well, listen, I-I gotta say
goodbye to Bill, but..

No tears, no regrets.

'The dog's biscuits
are in the icebox!'

Looks like old Flash is being
sure that will is signed.

I'm tellin' you,
I must be gettin' older.

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was
having to move a ton of grits

to find the trapdoor.

- Here it is.
- Alright.

They're lucky they didn't have to move the canned gravy.

Must have moved a ton of
these...grits tryin' to find it.

This dang thing's
nailed shut.

What're you doin'?

Well, we ain't got knives
to pry the nails out.

I figured belt buckle
would be the next best thing.

Come on, give me a hand.

Alright.

'Now, hear me.
This is Sheriff Rosco.'

'Please co-operate.
This is your last warning.'

People of Hazzard, get off the
streets before it's too late.

The Abyssinian fruit fly
sprayin' is about to begin.

How long am I gonna
have to do this?

'I'm getting hoarse.'

'Hogg's broadcast seemed
to work real good.'

Ain't a sign of anybody
on the streets.

- Ain't nobody on the street.
- Yeah.

We won't be needin' this
anymore, now will we?

Oh.

Or this either.

Oh, that's my CB, that's..

Oh, jumpin' gee-hosa-fat.

What are you worried about?
It's all county property.

That ain't what I'm worried
about. It's my will.

I can't remember whether
I left Flash to mama

or mama to Flash.

By the time Rosco got back
to the Boars Nest

the armored car was just about at the point of no return

and right into Thackery's trap.

Listen, you're
scuffin' my arm..

- Oh, ah, don't do that.
- No, don't do that.

It's a little cold for that.
Don't handcuff me to him.

- No.
- That's more like it.

We don't want two sheriffs
meetin' that armored car.

Much less, two Boss Hoggs.

Oh, what are you talking about?

Maybe cow chips like
Rosco come a dime a dozen

but there's only one J.D. Hogg!

- Until now.

- Oh, my goodness! Look at that.
- Oh, listen.

He looks just like me.

Old Boss needs to see
his eye doctor.

Or his mirror.

How come there's two of 'em
that look like you and me?

- Yeah.

Use your brain
if you got one.

Who else meets
that armored truck

every time it
comes to my bank.

- Oh, you and me.
- Um-hmm.

You and me ain't gonna
meet it this time.

- Not in the flesh.
- No.

That's right.

And unless somebody
does somethin'

'that Federal Reserve
Bank's gonna be out'

ten million dollars and there
ain't gonna be nobody left alive

to tell 'em what happened.

'Alright, pay attention
all of you.'

If you all behave yourselves,
you'll be out of here

in an hour.

If you don't, I hardly need
to tell you what'll happen.

Oh, he..

While Thackery was racin'
that armored car into town

ol' Bo and Luke
was finally gettin' out

of the startin' gate.

'There we go.'

Come on.

Alright, we got it.

Alright, I thought we
was never gonna make it.

He had that nailed
tighter than a coffin lid.

- It's a wrong word to use.
- Yeah. Go on.

Bo, I'll bet there's
spiders down there.

That armored car
is sure making good time.

And Thackery's man is clocking every second of it too.

Hey, bingo.

Alright!

Here. Give me that.

Which way do you think it is?

Well, unless I'm missin' my bet,
it's this way. Come on.

Alright.

Ah!

What're you tryin' to do,
take the food outta my mouth?

No, I'm tryin'
to itch my nose.

Oh, great.

Wouldn't you know it, the only
way out and it's all walled up.

If we've to stop that hijackin',
we'll have to start diggin'.

Start diggin' with what?
We'll use our belts again?

Look around a lit..

Luke, you're gonna make so much
noise, they'll hear us up there.

You got something there.

Well, look, Uncle Jesse
and Boss must know

that we're in here by now.

Maybe, they'll be
listenin' real close.

What good is
that gonna do?

This cave runs right
underneath the bar.

If they hear something,
maybe they'll figure out

we're in trouble and do
something to cover us. Come on.

Rosco!

What was that?

It's somebody knockin'
on the floorboards.

It's the boys lettin' us
know they're in the tunnel.

'Quiet.'

Listen, that ain't nothing

compared to the noise
we're gonna hear

when they try to breakthrough
the concrete wall

' at the end of the tunnel.'

Concrete wall?
When'd you put that?

Why didn't you
say something?

But I just remembered.

Besides I couldn't tell you
nothing about it in there.

If they hear 'em, they're gonna
catch 'em sure as the world.

They ain't gonna hear 'em 'cause
we gonna do something about it.

I don't know about y'all,
but this waiting around

is just driving me bonkers.
I'm gonna dance.

- Come on, Uncle Jesse.
- Yeah.

Hold on.

They read us
loud and clear.

Let's start diggin'.

'Yahoo.'

Wait a minute, wait a minute,
let me cut in here.

'Cause Rosco and I can make
more noise than you can.

You know what I mean?

Come on, fellas.

'Whoo-hoo!'

'Whoo-hoo!'

If you wanna dance,
get yourself another girl.

By now, Thackery was already
plannin' his next job.

Taxes being what
they are you know.

And the armored car
was hurryin' to dump

that ten million dollars
in his lap.

Alright.

It'll only be a couple
of minutes now.

Whee!

Alright..

Something's wrong. Dennis,
you check the supply room.

The rest of you just stay
right where you are.

- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

- 'Alright.'
- Alright.

Another couple of swings, we can
swing right on through there.

Well, not unless you can run
faster than a bullet, boys.

Well, I tell you, the day
they passed out good luck

old Bo and Luke
must've been fishing.

Now, why don't you
just turn around

'nice and slow.'

Maybe we should
forget tryin' to escape.

Now they heard all
them gunshots upstairs.

His buddy didn't come down
to help him either.

Alright, I've got the gun,
Cooter, you can let him up now.

'Wait just a purple
pea-pickin' minute!'

You wait, will ya?

I'm the sheriff around here
and I'm the one who says

for anybody to get up.
Alright, get up.

And sit down!

Yeah. Listen, Daisy,
I say that too.

Just sit down!

- We were worried.

We're fine. Get that Thackery.
He's on his way to the bank.

- Alright.

Yeah, let's do it. There might
be a reward. Come on, let's go!

Come on, Cletus.

Come on, let's go in the car.

Well, I reckon we'll
stay here with y'all.

- Get in.
- Oh, ho-ho! You're scuffin' me.

Catch up with 'em,
after all this.

Rosco, come on, faster,
faster, come on.

Boss, the wheel.

Hold the wheel.
Get over there. Hold it.

- Hold the wheel.
- Wait a minute.

Looks like the Dukes
are cuttin' it finer

than a frog's hair 'cause the armored car just drove up.

Well, well, here we are again,
right on the button as usual.

Well, if you have
that $2000 in change

you can take it
into the bank.

Close that gate,
then, let's get outta here.

They're gonna try
and make a run for it.

Don't you worry. General
ain't even worked up sweat yet.

Leave it, Boss. This is
my vehicle, let me drive it.

- Alright, you drive it.
- Oh-ho, don't you..

Ah! Ah!

They're okay.

Oh, great, we ain't.
Look at that.

'Keep drivin'.'

Think I'm just gonna duck.

You alright?

Yeah, long as I can still
see out this windshield..

You see, catching that
armored car is easy..

...the tricky part
is not getting shot.

Keep down, Luke. He's still
got a couple of shots left.

Alright, he's out.

- That evens up the odds.
- Yeah.

Wait till they come
abreast of us again.

Yeah, no sweat.

It'll be like an army tank
crushin' a kid's scooter.

Now, look, pull up alongside
on the driver's side.

Just as soon
as I get ready here.

- Alright, pull up alongside.
- Alright.

Well, shake him off.

- Can't see.
- Well, hit the brake!

You know, that's the first thing Bo's done right all day.

And that's how
the Duke family teamed up

with their old enemy, Boss to
prevent a bad day in Hazzard.

Alright, you in here.
You, in there.

You, in there and you..

Thackery and his gang
finally got one thing

he didn't plan for in advance.

Get in here, you..

Oh, holy! Cletus.

Well...here.

Why couldn't it have been
the CIA or the FBI..

...even the state police?

But we were outwitted
by a pair of country bumpkins

it's humiliating.

Shoot, he was just lucky the
Dukes was havin' an off day.

Humiliating.

Old Boss was no
longer off his feet.

Things were goin' so good, well, he got his appetite back.

No!

The armored car company
was so grateful to the boys

that they bought a brand
spankin' new uniform

for the General.

That's a bodywork
and paint job.

And best of all, the government sent a grant to Hazzard

to help fight
the Abyssinian fruit fly

to be paid as soon as they can find one in Hazzard County.