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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Staightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fighting the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪
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- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!
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Now, when the Duke boys got
their minds set on something
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nothing else registers.
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Not even Cletus on
their tail in hot pursuit.
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But they ain't thinking about
women chasing or car racing
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they're concentrating
on one thing.
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Music. The Mickey Gilley
concert in Hazzard.
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♪ You've been the object
of my affection ♪
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♪ After many long years
and a wide selection ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna give
all my love to you ♪
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♪ Honey, I want you
to love me too ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you
like a man possessed ♪
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♪ Anybody else
who ever loves you ♪
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♪ Gonna have to be
second best ♪
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♪ Honey, I love you ♪
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♪ Yes, I do ♪
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♪ Woman, I want you
to love me too ♪
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Now, Boss Hogg being Hazzard's leading patron of the arts
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is awful proud especially
since he's found a way
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to rip off the concert.
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♪ I can't make my
friends believe me ♪
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With the help of these two record pirates Heep and Morton
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black market tapes
of Mickey Gilley
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got to be worth
their weight in gold.
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♪ You've been the object
of my affection ♪
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♪ After many long years
and a wide selection ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give
all my love to you ♪
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♪ Woman, I want you
to love me too ♪
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♪ Yes I do ♪
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Can't understand what
happened to Bo and Luke
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they should've been here.
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It ain't like 'em
missing Mickey Gilley.
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Oh, don't worry
your heads about 'em
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I'm sure they gotta
a good reason.
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The boys were late
'cause they're taking
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a little evasive action
on old police.
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He's mad cause he's having
to miss the concert
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cause he's having
to chase the Dukes.
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But things work
like that in Hazzard.
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Hang on, cousin, here's when
we say goodbye to Cletus.
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Aah!
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Cops supposed to hide
behind billboards.
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♪ You've been the object
of my affection ♪
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♪ After many long years
and a wide selection ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give
all my love to you ♪
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♪ Woman, I want you
to love me too ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give
all my love to you ♪
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♪ Woman, I want you
to love me too ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give
all my love to you ♪
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♪ Woman, I want you
to love me too ♪
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Boy if them two
don't stick out
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like two roosters
in a room full of ducks.
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One thing for sure, they ain't here for the music.
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Ben, the alley.
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You think,
it's Heep and Morton?
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They've tried pirating every
other concert through the south.
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Why not this one?
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Heep, we've got company.
It's them feds again.
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They're gonna try
blocking the alley.
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Let's make a run for it.
Get that master reel.
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'Hey! Hey!'
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'Hold it.'
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'Stop I say,
in the name of the law.'
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No passengers, I see.
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You, get in the back.
Get in the back.
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Boy if that ain't
typical Duke timing.
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They're missing the concert
but in time for the fun.
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Looks like Heep and Morton
got themselves some partners.
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So do y'all mind telling
us who's chasing us and why?
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Yeah, we mind. Just keep your
nose clean and drive.
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I've got me a very
nervous trigger finger.
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I need y'all to fasten
your seatbelts
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we've just been
cleared for take off.
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- We lost them.
- Good. Pull over at the side.
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- Pull over.
- Alright.
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Alright, come on move it.
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- 'Move it.'
- Yes.
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Well, this is the end
of the road boys.
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- We ride and you walk.
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Yeah, one.
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You've got any
bullets in that gun?
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- No. Keys are in the ignition.
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Luke, I'm kinda getting
that wizzy feeling again.
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I gotta sit down.
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Hey, you're not gonna try
and pull that old trick are you?
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Guess you're gonna pick up
a handful of sand
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and throw it on us, huh?
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I reckon we saw
the same movies, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, we can't blame
a guy for trying.
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Give me a hand up, Luke.
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'Get on. Let's go.'
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I don't think they were amused.
They meant business.
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Sure want to know
what all that was about.
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We'll find out, right now.
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Head right to town we're gonna
talk to Rosco about all this.
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Yup that's right. Mickey Gilley
in person on tape.
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Six dozens?
Alright, you got it.
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You're doing yourself
a favor. You sure are.
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I'll be shipping tomorrow.
Yeah, bye.
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Six dozen on that one.
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Did you hear that?
I've got..
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Well, what in the name
of all that's holy
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is that supposed to mean?
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Listen, Boss this is
terribly important see.
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This is my horoscope
for the month.
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- Yeah.
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Now, see I ordered this heavenly
horoscope astrological sign
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through this magazine
you know.
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This tells you everything.
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Alright, just forget about it.
Forget about it will you please?
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And just set your mind to doing
this here new business deal
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I was telling you about.
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No, no, business deal.
No we can't do that.
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- No, no, see my zodiac.
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It says here that my
Venus ain't rising.
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Yeah, well, your Venus
may not be rising
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but a lump
on your head will.
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If you try to lay near that dumb
astrological horo-stuff on me.
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I don't like it.
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But, Boss, it's just
as plain as the double chin
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on your fat chubby
little cheeks there.
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That we cannot go into any
new business ventures.
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- It says that in here.
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Well, let me ask you.
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Does that say anything about
old business ventures?
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- Old business ventures.
- Yeah, like being sheriff.
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Being sherriff.
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Because if you don't stop
working on this record deal
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your gonna end up the pin boy
at the Dawn to Dusk
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bowling alley
at Pool Hogg.
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Come on in, Cletus.
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- You always interrupt us--
- Sherriff.
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I'm Van Jordan.
This is Margery Damon.
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How do you do?
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We are from the
Federal Trade commission.
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'Yup, that's you alright.'
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Sheriff, could we
speak to you privately?
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- Of course.
- Oh, ah, ah, just a minute.
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Just a minute here.
I'm Jefferson Davis Hogg.
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I'm County commissioner
around here.
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- I'm Rosco P--
- Pleased to meet you.
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Oh, sorry, excuse me.
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What can I do for you?
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We were investigating
reports of record piracy
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here in Hazzard county.
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- Record piracy.
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- In Hazzard county.
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We almost captured the men we
were after but they got away.
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'They got away. Oh, that's
terrible too.'
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They got away with men
who were driving an orange car
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with a confederate
flag painted on it.
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Orange car with
a confederate flag on top?
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That sounds like--
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It sounds like a car that
shouldn't be too hard to find.
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Don't you think, sheriff?
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You better get out
an EPB on it.
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We're offering a sizeable
reward for their capture.
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A reward?
Well, that's an incentive too.
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We have their
van out back.
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Soon as we check it
you can impound it.
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Yeah, along with that pirated
tape too, I suppose.
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No, they got away
with the tape.
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- But we--
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We'll be in touch later.
Thank you very much.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye.
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Got away with the tape?
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Oh, damn!
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This horoscope
they predicted this, you know.
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Listen, not only are
the feds snooping around now
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but we've lost the tape.
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You see, it's just
not in the stars.
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One more word about you
about stars
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and you're gonna be
seeing stars from the moon.
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I've got a fortune
riding on that there tape.
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- I know.
- I gotta think this thing out.
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You think talking to Rosco
will do us any good?
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Every little law that we've got
around here, Rosco's it.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Boss?
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Morgan.
We ran into little trouble.
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At first Boss was happier
than a pig in a pond
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till he learned that the tape
was still in the car. Then..
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I don't know why
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but Bo and Luke Duke
wanna see you, sheriff.
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Oh, they are.
Alright.
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We're good.
Come on lets go get them.
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Luck in Hazzard changes faster than getting into your drawers
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on a winter moon.
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Bo an Luke told it like it was.
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But it was like
howling down rain barrel.
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- Yes.
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Well, that whole
thing stinks.
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Yeah, like a large
load of fertilizer.
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I don't believe a word of it.
Rosco, seize that car.
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'And don't miss nothing on that
back floor mats neither.'
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Now what do you searching
the General for?
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What am I searching it for?
For this.
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What's that?
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That is the illegal recording
of Mickey Gilley's concert.
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Come on, Rosco. We were
nowhere near that concert.
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Rosco, you lock them up on a
charge of record piracy.
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And that's
a federal offence.
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Rosco, now come on.
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Bo, it's no use
they got us this time.
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You might as well
take the other tape.
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- Yeah.
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You must known about
the other tape..
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I'll get it for you.
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- The other tape, Bo.
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- Oh, yeah, the other tape.
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We've been had.
There ain't no another tape.
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Go on, will you?
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They're long gone.
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Freeze, freeze.
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Ain't you going after him?
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- Well, there ain't no use.
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Well, my zodiac definitely
stated that my planets
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are in the wrong houses.
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Oh, you get moving
will you?
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And if you loose em'
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you ain't gonna have
a house on any planet.
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Especially this one.
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Not even a dog house.
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00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,426
Now, we know what them two guys
were up to that hijacked us.
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It's no shock to me if Boss
is involved in this one too.
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The trouble is, we are the one's
who got caught with the tape.
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It's a federal offence.
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You'll figure someway
out of this.
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I will?
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Oh, jumpin' jeez..
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00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,860
Them Duke Boys have run over
half the citizens in Hazzard.
248
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,949
'They'll get 300 years
to life for this.'
249
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,648
O-ooh!
250
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,219
You know, I used to have
a dog that could do that.
251
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,841
What a horrendous
crash that was.
252
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:35,064
'It pays to buckle up.'
253
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,936
You think they'll come back
for all this equipment?
254
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,981
Well, these are
the tools of their trade.
255
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,418
Listen, why don't you ask around
about that orange car?
256
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,813
Right. Why don't you stake
out the impound yard?
257
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,208
We'll keep in touch
on the walkie-talkies.
258
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,992
Well, you can
impound it now, Deputy.
259
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,342
You bet. Anything I can
do to co operate.
260
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,953
Cousin Boss says you be
cooperative with people.
261
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,171
That's what I'm doing.
262
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,043
Confidentially,
I'm looking for raise.
263
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,959
So anything I can do to be a
good cooperative, I'm gonna do.
264
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,264
Alright.
265
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,966
Much obliged.
266
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
Morton, it's too hot
in Hazzard for you boys
267
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,057
to come waltzin'
back here right now.
268
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,711
Specially with them feds
hanging around around town.
269
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,540
Ain't nothing we can do
without that tape and our truck.
270
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,717
Yeah, right, right, alright.
Don't you worry nothin'.
271
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,503
I'm gonna have
that truck out to you.
272
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,549
You get your tails out to
the old saw mill and wait there.
273
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,768
We're on our way.
274
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,293
Rosco, come here.
Give me a hand.
275
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,121
Here, you can have
the whole arm.
276
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,080
What the devil is this?
277
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,125
- It's an arm.
- I know it's an arm.
278
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,520
Listen there's
bad news, Boss.
279
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,435
- The duke boys have got away.
280
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,306
What's it gonna take
to convince you
281
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,047
that this is just
not our day?
282
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,440
- No.
283
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,268
- I'll tell you it is.
284
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,489
Because them Dukes are
prime suspects ain't they?
285
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,882
Right.
286
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:54,926
- 'We got the tape.'
- Right.
287
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,016
All you gotta do is to get
288
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,279
yourself into the impound yard
289
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,021
and skedaddle that truck
right out to the old saw mill.
290
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,373
Let me get this right.
291
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,766
You're looking for
a bright reddish orange car
292
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,073
with a big confederate
flag on top of it?
293
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,467
I'm just a nut
about flashy cars.
294
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,904
I just have to have it
for my collection.
295
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,819
Well, that's a
real special car, ma'am.
296
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,473
It ain't no collectors item.
297
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,041
Then you do know
who owns it?
298
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,477
Yeah, I've met 'em.
299
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,047
Finders fee?
300
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,571
Ma'am, you're just wasting
your time and your money.
301
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,443
The Duke boys are not gonna
sell the General Lee.
302
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,055
Well, then take it
as a deposit for that car.
303
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,709
I've gotta drive out there
and find out for myself.
304
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,669
You just keep your money,
the key's in the ignition
305
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,541
and you're looking for the
Duke Farm on the Old Mill Road.
306
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,891
- Thank you.
- You're sure welcome.
307
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159
But you're wasting your time.
308
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,956
Ah, blast it.
309
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,915
Them feds have got
the impound yard staked out.
310
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,093
Well, I could have
told you that.
311
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,573
Yeah, you see Jupiter's got
everything all mixed up.
312
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,880
According to this zodiac
Jupiter rules Sagittarius.
313
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,665
Up in the sky Jupiter
may rule Sagittarius.
314
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,103
But down here on earth
I run Hazzard and you.
315
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,887
Well, that's true.
316
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:29,325
So, I'm gonna go out there
and distract them feds
317
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,284
while you, you circle
around the block
318
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,330
get in that yard and bust that
truck out of there, you hear?
319
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,594
- No.
- What no.
320
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,901
That truck won't even start.
It'll have flat tires.
321
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,687
- No, I warned you.
322
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,037
You can just apply that Jupiter
for your next paycheck.
323
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,082
I'll try.
324
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,567
Come here, Barney.
Don't worry.
325
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,960
'This is Lost Sheep
calling Shepherd.'
326
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,921
- I'll be right..
-'Lost Sheep calling Shepherd.'
327
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,662
Uh, this is Shepherd.
328
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,490
Looks like, Boss is
involved in some sort off
329
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,361
black market
tape operation.
330
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,320
He's trying to stick us
with the wrap.
331
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,540
Why that low down dirty
knivin' skunk.
332
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,543
When I get my hands on him,
I'm gonna--
333
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,329
Uncle Jesse there ain't no point
in getting yourself all head up.
334
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,069
We gotta find those guys.
335
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,767
What can I do to help?
336
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,161
'Meet us at cotton holler
in half an hour.'
337
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,120
- 'Over and out.'
- I'm on my way.
338
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,470
Barney, I'll finish
you up later.
339
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,887
Ben, that orange car belongs
to some local boys named Duke.
340
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,715
'I'm out at their farm now.'
341
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,673
- No.
342
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,546
Only one here, he's an old man
saw him talking on his CB
343
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,852
then he took off
like grease lightning.
344
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,594
Alright, well, stay with him.
See where he's headed.
345
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,248
- If you need help, holla.
- 'Right.'
346
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,057
Well, well, well fancy meeting
you here again, Mister..
347
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,888
- Jordan.
348
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,500
You remember me don't you?
J. D. Hogg County Commissioner.
349
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,284
Yes, I remember.
350
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:45,374
I figured that you might be
scoutin' their get away car.
351
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,158
No my partner's
watching for that.
352
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,945
I'm trying to keep an eye
on that truck across the street.
353
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,339
There's no use bothering your
head about that truck.
354
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,820
No sir. In my pound yard it's
as safe as safe can be.
355
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,867
I'm sure but I'd still like
to keep my eye on it.
356
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,304
Keep an eye on it,
keep two eyes on it.
357
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,175
And too bad
you ain't got three.
358
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,572
Checkin' on ya.
359
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,835
I know, get out of the way.
360
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,272
No, no, no.
I'm coming with you.
361
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,062
'Oh, wait a minute.'
362
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,851
We'll have to
divvy up the area.
363
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,550
We'll search all the places
that most likely will be used
364
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,203
for a duplicating plant.
365
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,728
They'll be anything you know
out of the way, quiet
366
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,904
where they wouldn't
be likely to be found.
367
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,167
Uncle Jesse better search
this side of the holler.
368
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,038
This side the holler.
369
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,997
Daisy, now you take everything
north of Willow Creek
370
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,956
Ask Cooter to check everything
South of Rim Fire Ridge.
371
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,567
Alright, sugar.
372
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,351
Now, remember who ever
spots them first
373
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,440
get a hold of the others
because they've got guns.
374
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,834
They got guns.
375
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:56,924
You boys go on ahead
We'll wait here for Cooter.
376
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,534
I don't know who this is
377
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,057
but looks like
they're headed for us
378
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,324
You boys better
skedaddle.
379
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:29,391
Jesse Duke,
if reigns was leather
380
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,525
you couldn't saddle a flee.
Let's get out of here.
381
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:48,932
We're gaining on him.
382
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:52,980
So what? He's bound
to stop sooner or later.
383
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,069
You don't want to
get us killed do you?
384
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:58,377
Oh, oh, oh.
385
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,599
Jumpin' jeez,
ain't that my luck?
386
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,559
Why couldn't I be anything
but Scorpio with Venus rising?
387
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087
If your wondering how
with a hundred odd roads
388
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,915
running through Hazzard.
389
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:17,221
All em' cars could
end up on the same road.
390
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:19,485
It's plain that you ain't
never been to Hazzard.
391
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,413
Do something, do something.
392
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,638
They're okay?
393
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,945
Yeah, they've got a little
egg on their face.
394
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,207
You got that right.
395
00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:53,083
Get away from me.
Get away from me.
396
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,607
You're a menace
on the road.
397
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,615
Eh, this is Shepherd.
You boys alright?
398
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,443
Uh, it's a big ten-four,
Uncle Jesse.
399
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:07,620
We'd be doing better soon
as we catch up with 'em pirates.
400
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:10,797
Just keep the faith,
we'll get em.
401
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,015
Ten-four.
402
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:23,636
Alright.
403
00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:26,029
There's your tape
and there's your truck.
404
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,684
The whole thing
isn't worth the trouble.
405
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:33,167
Nobody ever said it's was easy
to make a dishonest bucks.
406
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:36,649
Listen, why don't you gentlemen
give me a ride back into town?
407
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,956
With the feds are looking for
that truck, you've got a hole.
408
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,828
Driving him back
to the main road.
409
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:45,222
Just drive me back
to the main road.
410
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:47,268
How do I get
into town from there?
411
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,532
- I've got two.
412
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,534
Oh, you mean..
413
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:56,103
Each of us are gonna have to
follow one of those vehicles.
414
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,671
You take the orange car
and I'll take the Bentley.
415
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,673
- Right.
416
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,023
- I gotta get back to Hazzard.
417
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,807
Yeah!
418
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,288
Oh, no, no.
419
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,464
Wait, wait, wait.
420
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:13,076
'Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
You got your ears on?'
421
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,297
This here is Lost Sheep
What you've got?
422
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:20,170
'I just checked up the switchin'
shack over railroad side
423
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,477
'but nobody around there.
What do you got?'
424
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,045
Got a big negatory
at Dawson's digs
425
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,221
'How bout you country cousin
got your ears on?'
426
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,266
There's nobody here at
the old Howard place.
427
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,139
It's clean as a turkey drumstick
at thanksgiving, boys.
428
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,839
Well, keep looking y'all.
Them snakes gotta be hiding
429
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:38,101
in the tall grass somewhere.
430
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:51,767
You know, we're dumb.
431
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,248
Sharing all this with Boss,
we could collect at both ends.
432
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,381
I like your thinking.
433
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,687
Let's load up.
434
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,649
I've gotta find a way
to make sure they don't
435
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,608
double cross us before we're
ready to double cross them.
436
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:10,046
We oughta be the double crossers
and not the double crosses.
437
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,832
That way we'll make sure
that I get my 50 percent
438
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,398
of your 50 percent
of the profits.
439
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,052
Oh, I got it.
440
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,793
- No.
441
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,230
I got the way in which
we can do it.
442
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:23,538
We'll take pictures of 'em while
they're duplicate 'em tapes.
443
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,322
What good is that gonna do?
444
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,411
That will get enough
evidence to arrest 'em
445
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:29,196
when they're through
with the job.
446
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:33,026
We'll get them, the Dukes,
the tapes and the reward money.
447
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:36,507
Oh, I love it. I love it.
It ain't gonna work.
448
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,553
- Oh, of course it will.
- 'No, it wont.'
449
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,382
- You. With your little camera.
450
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,776
- We'll they'll come out fuzzy.
451
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,255
Because my horoscope
definitely says--
452
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,737
Don't give me anymore
of that horoscope punk.
453
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,739
Get your camera
and get going will you?
454
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,698
Alright.
Come on, Flash.
455
00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,482
You know something?
Your horoscope's a bummer too.
456
00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:56,179
What are you
talking about?
457
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,746
Your Capricorn
is definitely..
458
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,880
You get out of here
before I cap your corn.
459
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:09,453
While the double crosses
was a fixing to double cross
460
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,238
the double crossers.
461
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:15,982
Bo and Luke were
barking up the wrong trees.
462
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:20,769
While the federal officer
was barking up the right one.
463
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:23,903
Now that could be
a real costly slip.
464
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,560
Where you wanna look now?
465
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,911
I don't know.
Maybe they found someone.
466
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,870
Might as well call him up
and check on the CB.
467
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,570
This here is the Lost Sheep.
468
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,356
There don't seem to be nobody
over the old school house.
469
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,446
I wouldn't say that. Now just
raise your hands and don't move.
470
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:48,492
I'm placing you under arrest
for record piracy.
471
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:52,583
So just hand over that tape
and don't try anything funny.
472
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,021
You hear that Uncle Jesse?
473
00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,718
I'm hearing it.
474
00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,025
I don't suppose you got
any identification?
475
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,902
I seem to have
misplaced my wallet.
476
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,730
Mister, we've heard that
a hundred times.
477
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,602
Take my word for it.
I am a federal officer.
478
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,823
Sure. And I'm Santa Claus
and this here is Bugs Bunny.
479
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,782
Since Boss has already'
got that tape
480
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,522
you must be working
on your own?
481
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,959
You say Hogg's
got the tape?
482
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:22,135
Looks like you're little late,
doesn't it?
483
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,572
I don't have time to argue.
My car's over there.
484
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,313
Let's get on the move.
Let's go.
485
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:36,584
Now that's impressive,
too bad it's one more time
486
00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:38,586
the boys shouldn't be
making a get away.
487
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,036
Come on with me.
488
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,348
Just for a minute if that guy
was telling the truth.
489
00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:04,786
Well, now he could have been.
He might have lost his wallet.
490
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,354
or he might have been
shuckin' and jivin' us.
491
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,138
He's coming up
fast fellas.
492
00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:12,794
Can you loose him, Daisy?
493
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,535
Won't have to, Bo.
Hold on.
494
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,120
Alright.
495
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,821
Well, I sure hope that
was no real federal agent.
496
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,867
Wouldn't want to get you
involved in this.
497
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:45,958
Yeah. I got involved the minute
I started looking after you two.
498
00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,965
You realize you've aided
and abetted two suspects?
499
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,618
Obstructed justice?
500
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,925
My cousins did not
pirate that tape, sir.
501
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,709
And they're not
running from the law.
502
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,147
'We're tryin' to help you
find the real pirates.'
503
00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,931
It's a very pretty
little speech.
504
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,585
It's the truth, ma'am.
505
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,369
'Well, that's for
a judge to decide..'
506
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,284
...when we catch 'em.
507
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:11,200
Now, what is the quickest way
back to Hazzard?
508
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,637
Straight ahead and you gotta
hang a sharp left, first turn.
509
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,515
She said go left,
we go right.
510
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,299
It's bad to be
cynical with a Duke.
511
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,783
Because Dukes don't lie.
512
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,351
You know, this police work,
that's my life.
513
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,187
Alright now, Flash.
514
00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,450
You stay here
and don't you make a sound.
515
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,974
'Cause daddy'll be
back in a flash, Flash.
516
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:48,498
You get it
517
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:59,118
'Watch it, they're gone.
Those..'
518
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:04,036
They're gone.
The dirty double-crossers.
519
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,908
They double-crossed us before
we could double-cross them.
520
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,997
I'm tellin' you Flash,
this day and age
521
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,651
you can't find an honest crook.
522
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,787
Ooh, just drives me
absolutely nutty.
523
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,402
- Oh, hello, boys.
- Hello, Boss.
524
00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:23,882
- Say, it's good to see you.
- Mm-hmm.
525
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,361
That job all done?
526
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,189
- They're drivin' a truck.
- Good.
527
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29,365
- Now, let's see the money.
528
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,411
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know somethin'?
529
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:34,501
Just as soon as I finish
this little snack. Oh!
530
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,416
With your appetite,
we'll be here a week.
531
00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:38,635
- Now, wait a minute.
- Get the money.
532
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,551
Alright, alright, alright,
I will. But, uh..
533
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,945
You know somethin', it ain't
healthy to let business
534
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:45,729
interfere with your digestion.
535
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,557
It ain't healthy
to argue, neither.
536
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:50,865
I mean, it could stop
your digestion...all together.
537
00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,260
Give me that. Ooh!
538
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,088
We wouldn't want that
to happen, would we?
539
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,176
- No.
- Let's get the money.
540
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:58,655
- Yeah.
- Get the money.
541
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,310
I'm gettin' it, ain't I?
I'm gonna get it.
542
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,661
I'm not gonna say so. I don't
know what your all fired rush..
543
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:06,228
- Come on, Boss.
- I'm hurryin', I'm hurryin'.
544
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,796
Ain't I?
Get it outta here.
545
00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,711
Got it right here, see?
546
00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:13,932
I haven't had time to figure out
how I was gonna pay you boys.
547
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:17,674
Let me see what I've got
and I can figure out your share.
548
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,329
Well, let's not waste
any time countin', Boss.
549
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,331
We'll just take it all.
550
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:24,551
- All. And the tapes.
551
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:25,813
'And the tapes?'
552
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,903
Wait a just one
cotton pickin' minute.
553
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,557
'Can't we talk
this thing over?'
554
00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,254
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
555
00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:34,474
Because, you know, you ain't
playin' with somebody
556
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,519
who carries his brains
in his back pocket.
557
00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,913
And what do you figure
on doin' about it?
558
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,393
You know you,
you're a cop.
559
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,700
You'll be
incriminatin' yourself.
560
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:47,661
Yeah? Well, anything said
about me is just heresy.
561
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:50,490
On, the other hand, them
pictures the sheriff took
562
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:54,276
of you two boys while you
was duplicatin' them tapes..
563
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,583
Why, that's hard evidence.
564
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,715
Exceptin' for one thing.
565
00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:01,109
Rosco never did get
them pictures taken.
566
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,503
Of course, right now,
nobody knows that, but Rosco.
567
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,250
Bo and Luke were spared
of comin' up with ways
568
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,121
to make Boss talk.
569
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,689
'Cause by time they got
to The Boars Nest..
570
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:18,474
- Boss, we gotta talk--
571
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:21,347
- He ain't here.
- No.
572
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,740
Ain't like Boss to
leave his safe open.
573
00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,438
Or his cash box, neither.
574
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,444
That's a note for Rosco.
575
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,272
Ain't Boss's
handwritin', neither.
576
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,883
"We got Boss Hogg. Deliver them
pictures to you know where
577
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,277
within the hour or
you'll never see him again."
578
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,714
'Sounds like he's in more
trouble than we are.'
579
00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,717
Alright you two.
Freeze it, right there.
580
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:46,111
Put you hands up, and 'cause
you're under arrest..
581
00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:47,851
Rosco..
582
00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:49,549
Put that thing away
before you hurt yourself.
583
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,507
Alright, Cletus.
Go ahead and cuff 'em.
584
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,292
- And then you can book 'em.
585
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:54,989
What for?
You dip-stick.
586
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,731
For-for record piracy,
for breaking into a safe
587
00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:59,689
and robbery.
588
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:02,779
We didn't break into the safe
and we didn't open the cash box.
589
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,085
- No.
- We did find this.
590
00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:06,479
What
What is that?
591
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:07,741
- It's a note.
- Mm-hmm.
592
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,961
"Never see him again?"
593
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,267
'I never got to take
those pictures.'
594
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,271
Will you hush? And none
of your business either.
595
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:18,621
It sure is our business
if you're fixin' on
596
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,754
accusin' us of being part
of whatever's goin' on.
597
00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,799
We never lost
no love over Boss
598
00:34:22,886 --> 00:34:25,454
but we don't wanna see him
get his rump hurtin'.
599
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,282
'Or even worse,
accordin' to that note.'
600
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,371
Now look, why don't
we forget our differences
601
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,852
and find him before
something happens to him?
602
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:34,637
Listen now, I appreciate your
concern for Boss Hogg, but..
603
00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:37,205
'I'm gonna take care
of this myself.'
604
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:39,903
Alright, Cletus.
Cuff 'em and stuff 'em.
605
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:42,558
- Rosco, what're you..
- Take some chicken with you.
606
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,343
Cletus, can't you see what
Rosco's walkin' into?
607
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,996
I can, but Rosco's smart.
608
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,347
Anything too dangerous,
he sends me to do it.
609
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,392
I don't care how smart
Sheriff Rosco is.
610
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,872
He's no match for
them criminals.
611
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:53,613
Listen, I can't go
against Rosco's orders.
612
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,136
He'd never forgive me.
613
00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:57,269
He may not be alive
to forgive you.
614
00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,053
You think it might
come to that?
615
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:01,795
Why don't you ask him
at his funeral?
616
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,580
Time was ticking away for Boss.
617
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,366
And all he had goin'
for him was Rosco
618
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,237
who didn't have the pictures.
619
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,239
Could you scratch
my nose, please?
620
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:17,941
Boy, I'm tellin' you, I can get
in a heap of trouble for this
621
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,769
because Rosco is my boss.
622
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:23,947
But, Cousin Boss
is my kin, so.. Let's go.
623
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:28,082
Politics and Hazzard situations make for strange bed-fellows.
624
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,563
We now got the Dukes
and Cletus working together.
625
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,780
Rosco!
626
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:16,348
You release--
627
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,785
You let him lose, then we'll
talk about those pictures.
628
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:20,830
- I got me a better idea.
- Uh, listen--
629
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,398
Gimme that gun. We'll talk
about them pictures later.
630
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,139
Now, get over there.
631
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,098
You think I'm so dumb as to
have those pictures on me?
632
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,013
This ain't no time for
an intelligence test.
633
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,754
Give 'em the pictures.
634
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:34,235
- Um, which pictures--
- You know what pictures I mean.
635
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,106
- Ooh, yes.
- Go on. Do it!
636
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,544
- I didn't take those pictures.
- Well, give 'em something.
637
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,329
- I haven't--
- And then scratch my nose.
638
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,376
I'll give 'em a picture of Flash
and I'll scratch your nose.
639
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:46,116
'
- Yeah.
640
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,553
'Yeah, right there, huh?'
641
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,131
Go get the door open.
642
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,960
Not findin' the pictures
that Rosco never took
643
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:07,007
Heep and Morton decided
to use ol' Boss and Rosco
644
00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:08,878
as hostages, in case
they needed 'em
645
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,619
while they's makin'
the run for it.
646
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:13,056
Get the door shut.
647
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:30,596
Old Cletus told Bo and Luke
about the pirate's blue van.
648
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:33,468
So they C.B.'d everybody in
Hazzard with their ears on
649
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,210
to keep a lookout.
650
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:45,872
Yo, Bo, Luke,
got 'em in my sights.
651
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,657
'They're on Old Post road
heading towards Mud Flats.'
652
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:50,485
'Over.'
653
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,922
You can save a couple of miles
takin' Pokerville pass.
654
00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:53,967
Hey, you're right.
655
00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:13,465
- Them boys are gonna kill us.
- Ooh.
656
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:15,597
- I know it. I just know it.
- Oh.
657
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,686
And I don't wanna die.
658
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,558
Lulu'll get all my money.
659
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,521
- Oh, oh, oh, Boss, listen.
- Huh.
660
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,567
- I got it.
- Oh, you do. Thank goodness.
661
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,786
- Good news, good news.
What?
662
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:34,094
All we gotta do is wait
till my horoscope runs out
663
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,922
and we'll be home free!
664
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,750
That's it!
665
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:41,754
Rosco, if we ever get
out of this thing alive
666
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:43,451
I'm gonna kill you.
667
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,764
Ah, ooh, ah!
668
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,635
I think he's runnin' across
the ploughed fields.
669
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:01,339
That scuffed me.
670
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,654
'Heep, how bad is it?
Can we get out?'
671
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,796
Boss, here.
672
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,537
Quit fidgeting with
your fat fingers and maybe
673
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:26,886
I can get you untied.
674
00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,322
Alright, alright.
675
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:52,912
Now, this could get to be
a mite precarious.
676
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,829
Ah!
677
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:11,060
Somebody better throw
ol' Luke some sand.
678
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,652
- Here.
- There, you did it. I'm free.
679
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,088
- I did it.
- Alright, I'm free.
680
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,481
- Good for you.
681
00:41:28,703 --> 00:41:29,965
Lookie there!
682
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,689
Luke! Luke, the General!
683
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:18,057
You know how sometimes
you don't always think clear?
684
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,363
Like why didn't
he shut her down?
685
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:22,235
I've done that.
686
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,730
Good.
687
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:47,739
- Cletus, run. Get out.
- I can't.
688
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,227
A-ah!
689
00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,533
Wooh!
690
00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:04,756
Well, them that gives, gets.
691
00:43:09,891 --> 00:43:12,372
Bo and Luke finally found out
that Jordan and Dane
692
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,504
were real federal officers.
693
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:18,291
But, they were forgiven,
seeing how things turned out.
694
00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:20,946
With no hard evidence
to connect Boss and Rosco
695
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:24,253
with Heep and Morton, Boss
and Rosco managed once again
696
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,429
to wiggle themselves
off the hook.
697
00:43:26,516 --> 00:43:29,258
And owing his life
to Bo and Luke, Boss cleared
698
00:43:29,345 --> 00:43:31,739
the boys of any connection
in the record piracy.
699
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,787
- Hey, look who's there.
- Hey, Mickey.
700
00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:44,273
- H-hey.
Good to see ya.
701
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,580
And remember that reward
on them record pirates?
702
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,756
Hey, I just dropped by
to say thanks.
703
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:51,541
- I brought the reward money.
- Oh, we can't take this.
704
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,370
'Course it hadn't occurred to Boss that in clearing the Dukes
705
00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:56,459
they'd get the reward money.
706
00:43:56,546 --> 00:43:59,201
Which they'd later donate
to the Hazzard Orphan's Fund.
707
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,856
So, he did the next
worst thing.
708
00:44:01,943 --> 00:44:04,424
And put up the Hazzard
celebrity speed trap.
709
00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:07,296
where you don't leave
until you sing.
710
00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,995
A lot.
711
00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,431
Okay, everybody..
712
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:15,565
Alright!
713
00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:21,223
Ooh, ooh, there he is.
That's him.
714
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,574
Thank you very much.
715
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,273
I'd like to dedicate this
first song to the Duke family.
716
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,539
- And to the sheriff.
- Ooh, that's me. That's..
717
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:35,585
Had it not been for his speed
trap, I wouldn't be here today.
718
00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:40,852
A one, a two,
a one, two, three, go.
719
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,593
[Mickey Gilley singing
"The Girls All Get Prettier
At Closing Time"]
720
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:50,557
♪ Now the girls all get
prettier at closing time ♪
721
00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:55,954
♪ How they all begin
to look like movie stars ♪
722
00:44:56,041 --> 00:45:01,350
♪ How the girls all get
prettier at closing time ♪
723
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:04,397
♪ When the change
starts taking place ♪
724
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:06,791
♪ It puts a glow on every face ♪
725
00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:10,533
♪ Of the fallen angels
of the backstreet bars ♪
726
00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:17,932
♪ If I could rate 'em
on a scale from one to ten ♪
727
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:21,196
♪ I'm lookin' for a nine
but eight would work right in ♪
728
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,158
Rosco, come on, come on.
Keep movin'. Keep movin'.
729
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:29,248
Alright, here. Have your
luke-warm soda here.
730
00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,032
- Here.
- And you, Cletus, Cletus.
731
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:33,948
Sell that stuff.
You don't get paid for dancing.
732
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:36,603
Two dollars, two dollars.
Get your hot corn right here.
733
00:45:36,690 --> 00:45:38,648
Hot, hot corn.
Two dollars. C'mon.
734
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,215
♪ Hip hip ♪
735
00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:04,762
♪ I don't mean to criticize
the girls at all ♪
736
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:10,158
♪ 'Cause I know
Robert Redford even overhauls ♪
737
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:14,380
♪ We all picture in our minds ♪
738
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:16,599
♪ A girl that looks just right ♪
739
00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:18,427
Ha ha ha ha.
740
00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:21,517
♪ Now ain't it funny
Ain't it strange ♪
741
00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:24,390
♪ The way a man's
opinions change ♪
742
00:46:24,477 --> 00:46:28,916
♪ When he starts to face
that lonely night ♪
743
00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:34,443
♪ All the girls all get
prettier at closing time ♪
744
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:39,448
♪ How they all begin
to look like movie stars ♪
745
00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:45,759
♪ All the girls all get
prettier at closing time ♪
746
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,457
♪ When the change
starts takin' place ♪
747
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,590
♪ Puts a glow on every face ♪
748
00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:54,637
♪ Of the fallen angels
of the backstreet bars ♪
749
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,552
♪ Oh, no ♪
750
00:46:56,639 --> 00:47:01,079
♪ The fallen angels
of the backstreet bars ♪♪
751
00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:10,740
Too bad Rosco don't have
more patrol cars.
752
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,047
For next week, folks
of Hazzard would be hearing
753
00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:15,006
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
58066
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