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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,004 --> 00:00:51,313 They're still a little baggy. 2 00:00:51,313 --> 00:00:54,431 That's the style of these days. It's those damn teenagers. 3 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:57,391 They control fashion. Everything is youth, youth, youth. 4 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,026 Don't teenagers want look good? 5 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:01,424 Yes. But they like it baggy. 6 00:01:01,424 --> 00:01:03,828 Probably so that boys can conceal their weapons, 7 00:01:03,828 --> 00:01:06,318 and the girls can hide being pregnant. 8 00:01:06,318 --> 00:01:08,242 Blame the schools all you want. But it's the parents. 9 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,743 Children are victims of their parents. 10 00:01:10,743 --> 00:01:11,619 Ma'am ... 11 00:01:11,619 --> 00:01:12,610 You're newly single, aren you. 12 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:14,162 Ma'am, I, I, I just want a pair ---- 13 00:01:14,162 --> 00:01:16,043 I noticed the mark where your ring used to be. 14 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:16,740 If I could just ---- 15 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:18,847 Newly single women want tight jeans. 16 00:01:18,847 --> 00:01:19,868 If you're going to get a man, 17 00:01:19,868 --> 00:01:21,517 you've got to sell your ass a little, am I right? 18 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,573 Nothing's like ripe rump cheeks 19 00:01:23,573 --> 00:01:25,223 to get a guy interested in your phone number, 20 00:01:25,223 --> 00:01:27,983 am I right? It's vile! 21 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:30,921 You don't care about how many years I put in. 22 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:33,429 I've been here for seventeen years! 23 00:01:33,429 --> 00:01:35,477 Does that mean anything to you? 24 00:01:35,477 --> 00:01:38,156 Easy, Steven, take it easy. ... Let me explain! 25 00:01:38,156 --> 00:01:44,635 You son of a bitch! 26 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:55,392 Hey! What are you ---- 27 00:01:55,392 --> 00:02:00,403 You hit Santa! 28 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:02,474 Oh! Get off her for God's sake! Security! 29 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:22,157 What is wrong with you! 30 00:02:22,157 --> 00:02:23,698 They attacked me! 31 00:02:23,698 --> 00:02:24,804 No! You attacked us first! 32 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:26,266 They were just trying to help Santa! 33 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:27,028 They came after me! 34 00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:28,402 All right, Dana. 35 00:02:28,402 --> 00:02:29,250 I won't let you get away with this, Larry. 36 00:02:29,519 --> 00:02:30,372 Steven. 37 00:02:30,878 --> 00:02:33,670 Seventeen years of service. 38 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:36,660 Well, ever heard of John Cage? 39 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,671 He's probably the best lawyer in this town. 40 00:02:38,671 --> 00:02:40,073 He will make you pay. 41 00:02:40,073 --> 00:02:42,192 I've offered you another job. 42 00:02:42,192 --> 00:02:46,146 I'm Santa Claus!I am the spirit of Christmas, you son of a bitch! 43 00:02:46,493 --> 00:02:47,755 Steven, shut up! 44 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:51,657 I will make you pay! 45 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:10,845 Is he okay? 46 00:04:10,845 --> 00:04:12,578 He's okay. Maybe a broken rib. 47 00:04:12,578 --> 00:04:14,137 Is anyone here pressing charges? 48 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:17,887 No ... no, it's an internal dispute. Thank you. ... 49 00:04:17,887 --> 00:04:19,180 Are you okay? 50 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,773 Yeah. What happened? 51 00:04:21,773 --> 00:04:24,490 Oh, I fired our Santa Claus. 52 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:27,395 Everything that happened after, you saw. 53 00:04:30,653 --> 00:04:33,260 And heard. Listen, um ... that lawyer he mentioned, John Cage -- 54 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:36,190 I actually worked with him until about a week ago. 55 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:39,120 Really? Is he as good as Steven says he is? 56 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,507 I'm afraid he is. ... But I know how to beat him. 57 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:45,803 You took the case? 58 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:46,635 Why shouldn't I? 59 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:49,495 Georgia, what is this about? Beating us, beating me. 60 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:52,018 Right, Billy. Newman's department store, 61 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:53,544 and I'm about to turn that down? 62 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,521 Typical for you to think it's all about you! 63 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:56,976 Stupid, too. But I hear that can happen 64 00:04:56,976 --> 00:04:59,561 when a person soaks his head in bleach for too long. 65 00:04:59,561 --> 00:05:02,570 Georgia, I suggest that you keep our problems between you and me, 66 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,587 and I hope you don't air them out in the courtroom. 67 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:07,300 Billy. This is about work. 68 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,868 There is nothing going on between you and me. 69 00:05:09,868 --> 00:05:10,670 Really? 70 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:13,372 Really. Anything else? 71 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:14,032 Not a thing. 72 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:14,685 Then get out. 73 00:05:14,685 --> 00:05:16,402 -Fine-Fine 74 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,606 Too fat? 75 00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:23,326 Yes. Believe that? He says I'm too fat to be Santa Claus! 76 00:05:23,326 --> 00:05:25,367 Did he actually cite your physicality? 77 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,329 Yes, yes, he said, 78 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,233 "You're too fat." 79 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:30,077 Going with a thin Santa this year. 80 00:05:30,077 --> 00:05:31,853 Well, fat is out, and so am I? 81 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,112 If it wasn't your job performance, you ---- 82 00:05:33,112 --> 00:05:36,346 No no no no no. He said, "I was too fat." 83 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:40,606 That is why I am going. Fat, fat, fat! 84 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:41,962 Why? It's a function of the job, isn't it? 85 00:05:41,962 --> 00:05:43,497 Who ever heard of a slim-fast Santa? 86 00:05:43,497 --> 00:05:44,843 The problem is that if we go with that, 87 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,680 it's okay to hire somebody based on weight, 88 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,790 we can't very well say it's wrongful to fire somebody 89 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:49,609 because of the weight. 90 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:50,915 Why, this is America. It's always okay to hire somebody, 91 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,882 it's never okay to fire them. 92 00:05:52,882 --> 00:05:54,163 That's why this country work! Damn it. 93 00:05:54,163 --> 00:05:56,547 How about ageism? If they're going to go with a younger Santa, 94 00:05:56,547 --> 00:05:57,340 then we can argue ---- 95 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:58,315 No. I thought of it. They can get around it. 96 00:05:58,315 --> 00:05:59,796 Basically, they're hiring an actor to play a part. 97 00:05:59,796 --> 00:06:01,242 Now if the part calls for somebody young, 98 00:06:01,242 --> 00:06:03,459 they can't be required to hire an older actor. 99 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:03,962 Oral contract? 100 00:06:03,962 --> 00:06:07,174 Well, that's the only thing I can think of, but it's weak. 101 00:06:07,174 --> 00:06:09,478 You'll never guess who Newman's hired to represent them! 102 00:06:09,478 --> 00:06:10,086 Who? 103 00:06:10,086 --> 00:06:10,812 Georgia. 104 00:06:10,812 --> 00:06:11,548 What?? 105 00:06:11,548 --> 00:06:13,009 I love when I get to tell! 106 00:06:13,009 --> 00:06:15,218 Okay. I think we should mark up a TRO with the clerk's office 107 00:06:15,218 --> 00:06:16,685 and hit them before they have time to dig a bunker. 108 00:06:16,685 --> 00:06:17,483 Ally, can you second-chair? 109 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:18,494 Mm, sure. 110 00:06:18,494 --> 00:06:19,456 I'll get some more infomation from Steven. 111 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:20,771 I think we should go as soon as possible. 112 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,317 Okay. ... 113 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:36,734 Excuse me, are, are you lost? 114 00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:38,595 Are you? 115 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:42,486 You have to help him! 116 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:48,468 Ally ... Ally? 117 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:52,426 Huh ... ah, Ling. Huh, hi, hel-hello. 118 00:06:53,524 --> 00:06:53,970 Wh-what, what's up? 119 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:54,730 Relax. I'm not going to kiss you. 120 00:06:56,901 --> 00:06:58,403 Ha ha! He he he, whoo, that, that, that, that's a good one.Hahahahaha ... 121 00:06:58,956 --> 00:06:59,591 What's the matter? 122 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:04,538 Umm ... um, nothing. I, I just uh ... bumped into an old friend ... 123 00:07:06,601 --> 00:07:07,637 me. 124 00:07:09,057 --> 00:07:11,773 And unn ... well, that ... I ... 125 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:17,904 Now what? 126 00:07:18,256 --> 00:07:18,950 Who knows? 127 00:07:26,798 --> 00:07:28,898 Nobody else can help him but you! 128 00:07:29,787 --> 00:07:30,551 Aah! ... 129 00:07:39,432 --> 00:07:40,249 What do you want? 130 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:43,862 Shouldn't you be out bleaching your head or kissing some client? 131 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:46,673 Great. I need somebody to talk to.I see I've come to the wrong office. 132 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:49,976 Somebody to talk to? Well, talk to you cheater, pig, traitor! 133 00:07:50,173 --> 00:07:52,931 Gee, Ally, I didn't see you react this waywhen I kissed another woman last year. 134 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:53,820 Because it was me! 135 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:54,512 Exactly! 136 00:07:55,032 --> 00:07:56,458 And now you've completely trivialized it,cheating on Georgia with me, 137 00:07:56,674 --> 00:07:59,384 by cheating on her with somebody else,with a woman you barely know, you lying, 138 00:07:59,556 --> 00:08:01,190 cheating piiig! ... 139 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,701 I thought that our deceitful little affair meant something! 140 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,087 Hey, can't you see I'm hurting? 141 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:08,681 Ha! 142 00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:09,273 Ha? 143 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:10,005 Yes. Ha! ... 144 00:08:12,369 --> 00:08:14,077 Why the hell did you kiss that woman? 145 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:19,397 You didn't come down on Georgiawhen she was sucking tongue with your father. 146 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:24,407 Billy, I don't believe that violence solves anything. 147 00:08:24,649 --> 00:08:27,641 So you should leave before I leap to a poor solution! 148 00:08:32,967 --> 00:08:33,542 There was no contract. 149 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,470 There was an oral contract. Not to mention the fact that ---- 150 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:38,151 Well, certainly the store should have a right. 151 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:38,873 You cannot terminate a person for obesity. 152 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,236 It is wrongful especially when we're trying about Santa Claus, 153 00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:44,233 where being stout is a function of the job. 154 00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:45,893 Not the new Newman's Santa. 155 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:47,623 What do you mean, the new Santa? 156 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:51,408 Newman's has decided to go with the new, lean, health-conscious Santa Claus. 157 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,541 He's more commensurate with the store's demographics. 158 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,877 Fat and jolly belongs at Walmart. 159 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:59,766 At Newman's, sitting on Santa's lap should be its own reward. 160 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:01,233 What are you talking about? 161 00:09:01,786 --> 00:09:03,164 Things have changed in the North Pole. 162 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:06,707 May I present to the court Kristopher and Kristen Kringle! 163 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:12,202 This is your new Mr. and Mrs. Claus? 164 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:15,514 Naughty or nice, Judge, come to Newman's and find out. 165 00:09:15,882 --> 00:09:17,266 Your Honor, in the spirit of Christmas tradition, 166 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,456 let us all take a serious, extended moment. 167 00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:22,285 Mr. Cage, we will not be taking moments. 168 00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:25,803 The only issue before this court is whether or not there was an oral contract, 169 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,659 and whether it was wrongfully breached. 170 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:28,901 With that we'll have a hearing. 171 00:09:29,511 --> 00:09:35,471 I'll hear from fat Santa after lunch -- I mean, Mr. Mallory. Adjourned. 172 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,971 "Sitting in his lap is its own reward"? 173 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:45,201 There was no contract here, Ally. 174 00:09:46,245 --> 00:09:46,899 Let's go. 175 00:09:47,141 --> 00:09:49,716 Uh,weu-weu-weu-wait, wait,wait. Um ... 176 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:53,023 Georgia, how are you doing? 177 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:54,592 Who's asking? 178 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:58,915 Well ... Elaine, actually. She wants to tell people. ... 179 00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:05,961 And me! I'm asking. Are you okay? 180 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:12,714 Fine. I just went on this new diet.I lost 170 pounds of dead weight. Feel great. 181 00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:14,460 Are you sure? 182 00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:16,581 You can have him, Ally. 183 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:17,442 I don't want him! ... 184 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,479 Yuck! Ew, gross! 185 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,944 He never specifically promised youthat you could continue being Santa? 186 00:10:47,656 --> 00:10:52,245 Well, it, it was just understood. I mean,I was Santa before he even worked there. 187 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:55,310 It, it was just a given that I would be Santa forever at Newman's ---- 188 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,028 We've got a statute of frauds problem. 189 00:10:57,294 --> 00:11:00,927 If it's a forever thing or more than a year,the promise can't be oral. 190 00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:01,984 It's got to be written. 191 00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:05,392 You need to be able to say that he promised youfor this year specifically that you would be Santa. 192 00:11:07,452 --> 00:11:10,964 Oh, Steven ... Steven, don't cry. 193 00:11:11,732 --> 00:11:12,093 I'm sorry. 194 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,308 He has a duct problem with his left eye, 195 00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,996 whenever he gets emotional ... well, happy, sad ... 196 00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:18,671 He cries out of one eye? 197 00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:23,724 You know, an oral contract can be implied. 198 00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:26,263 Did he give you instructions? Tell you to push certain toys? 199 00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:27,865 I'll have to think. 200 00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:37,063 We've got nothing. You do know that. 201 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:38,483 Well, there's got to be something. 202 00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:41,866 What about the threat of negative publicity? 203 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,200 This is Newman's. They throw the big Christmas Parade. 204 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,877 To fire Santa Claus right before Christmas? Not very sympathetic. 205 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:49,973 Well, some people don't really carehow unsympathetic they come off. 206 00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:51,861 You know what, Ally? 207 00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:53,155 Uh, eh-pokep-pokeep ... 208 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,144 I won't be judged by you! 209 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:55,533 Too late. The verdict is in. Pig! 210 00:11:56,431 --> 00:11:57,637 Georgia is the one who strayed first. 211 00:11:57,858 --> 00:12:01,086 After you bleached your head. After you turned into a chauvinist. 212 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:03,295 After you hired your little candy-striper assistant! ... 213 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:08,060 Georgia had the right to sit on that bar stool. 214 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,775 Did it entitle her to kiss somebody? 215 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,462 No. But you owed it to her to find out why she did it. 216 00:12:12,623 --> 00:12:14,648 You owed her some exploration of the why, Billy. 217 00:12:14,823 --> 00:12:16,939 And instead, you kissed some gold-digging bombshell client! 218 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,098 And that is what you're upset about! 219 00:12:19,278 --> 00:12:23,313 Not that I betrayed Georgia, but that I kissed somebody else,that I betrayed you. 220 00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:27,614 It's just like you said, you're upset that I demean my affair with you! 221 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:32,481 Well, you know, there're two kinds of pigs: chauvinist pigs and selfish pigs. 222 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:35,569 I am one, you're the other. Maybe there's some chemistry here -- 223 00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:37,201 two pigs looking to pod each other! 224 00:12:37,613 --> 00:12:40,011 If you think I'm going to go near your pod,you're as deluded as deranged! 225 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:41,731 Oh, now I'm deranged, too? 226 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:42,880 And pathetic. ... 227 00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:50,159 It's nice. 228 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,470 You were paid a day-rate, were you not, Mr. Mallory? 229 00:12:58,994 --> 00:12:59,501 Yes. 230 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:04,438 And, if another job came along,if maybe you decided to switch careers, you're free to do so. Correct? 231 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:08,443 Your Honor, if I may,I'd like to instruct my client to answer "no" to that question. 232 00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:09,092 Hey! 233 00:13:09,445 --> 00:13:09,888 Mr. Cage! 234 00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:11,354 Well, I apologize, but she's trying to establish, 235 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:14,223 if my client felt no binding obligation to work at Newman's, 236 00:13:14,373 --> 00:13:16,838 then they accordingly should feel no binding obligation towards him. 237 00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:20,449 It's a clever, yet tricky question.Therefore, imperative that my client answer no. 238 00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:23,924 Mr. Cage, I've had enough of you. Do you hear me? 239 00:13:24,507 --> 00:13:28,371 I do. Let me go on record:"I would be shocked and dismayed if you let your contempt for me punish Santa Claus." 240 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:32,877 Your Honor, I, I've practiced law with this man,and when he stunts like this ---- 241 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,192 I will not be attacked simply because I'm short! 242 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,474 What?? 243 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:37,262 The record will reflect she kicks midgets. 244 00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:39,217 You've got to be kidding! 245 00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:41,589 Mr. Cage, let her ask her question! 246 00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:50,470 Mr. Mallory, since your termination,have you been offered any other jobs? 247 00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:51,231 Yes, many. 248 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:52,280 To play Santa Claus? 249 00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:56,305 Y-yes, but Newman's Santa Claus --to people in New England, 250 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,622 he is the Santa Claus. Everybody knows that. 251 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:03,365 Uh, but in terms of income, you have been offered an employment 252 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,328 that would more than make up for lost wages, correct? 253 00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:08,660 Hummph, yes. 254 00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:20,544 You tried ageism? 255 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:21,894 No, it won't fly. 256 00:14:22,117 --> 00:14:23,257 A-and weight? He, he ... 257 00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:23,948 I told you, they're hiring an actor. 258 00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:25,625 They can designate type: if it's thin ---- 259 00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:28,065 If he's gay? You can't fire homosexuals these days. 260 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,970 Or maybe he's part Indian, uh, that's good. Indians are in. 261 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:32,527 He's a white Anglo heterosexual. 262 00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,734 The law doesn't care about him. We need real merits. 263 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:36,460 He should have joined a union. 264 00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:38,268 They'd never be able to fire him if he were in a union. 265 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:39,549 Even if he was touching the children. 266 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,498 Look, you're dead. Why can't he just go be a Santa Claus at Sears? 267 00:14:42,744 --> 00:14:45,092 Because this is Newman's. That's why the others want him, 268 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,934 because the Newman's Santa Claus, that's Santa. 269 00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:52,855 Yeah. I remember when I was little. I hated Christmas,'cause my parents weren't together. 270 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:59,296 So, I'd go to Newman's and just sitting on his lap,and Christmas just became real. 271 00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:03,523 Everything else went away. He was uh, magic. 272 00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:06,870 Would you testify to that? 273 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,526 Excuse me? 274 00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:14,587 I have an idea. We need to take this to another court. 275 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:17,601 Would you say what you just said on the stand? 276 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,838 Well ... I guess. 277 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:36,731 I'll probably be a fireman. 278 00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,412 They don't make much money, you know. 279 00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:40,495 I don't care. I get to help people. 280 00:15:41,739 --> 00:15:43,420 Artists don't make much either, you know. 281 00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:59,842 What's the matter? ... Ally ... Ally? 282 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:00,611 Hm? 283 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:01,567 What's wrong? 284 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:06,048 Uh, uh ... um, I've, well, um ... I, 285 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:13,798 I've been getting these visions of myself at age ten. 286 00:16:14,295 --> 00:16:17,313 And she keeps on saying, "You have to save him.You have to save him," and, 287 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,562 and I thought that she meant Santa Claus and,and, and suddenly I ... 288 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,012 That's not who she means. 289 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,200 What does she mean? 290 00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,390 I, I ... I think that, um ... 291 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:38,429 well, I think that she wants me to save you. 292 00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:44,648 Save me? Why do I need to be saved? 293 00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:49,737 I don't know. I ...I, I always figured of all people that I need saving more ... 294 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:57,382 Do you remember how we'd talk about what we'd be when we grew up? 295 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,029 You remember? 296 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,081 Not really. 297 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,401 You don't? ... 298 00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:11,285 Well, um ... 299 00:17:12,806 --> 00:17:16,297 You, you were going to be either a doctor or a fireman, 300 00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,982 because you wanted to be able to helpat least one person every single day. And ... 301 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:26,565 I was going to be an artist, and,and paint the world with beautiful colors. ... 302 00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:33,283 And we became lawyers. ... 303 00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:36,450 How did that happen? 304 00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:44,700 Maybe, we both need saving. 305 00:17:48,558 --> 00:17:53,848 Hmm. No, she keeps saying, " You have to save him." ... 306 00:17:57,162 --> 00:18:02,815 Maybe because at least I can remember. You can't even do that. 307 00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:20,160 And sitting on his lap, you believed. 308 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:27,789 We knew every store had a Santa,some guy from the Salvation Army with cotton glued to his chin. 309 00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:37,197 This one at Newman's, to a six-year-old, he was real. 310 00:18:38,189 --> 00:18:44,290 I'm confused. Are you a fan of real? Or is it fantasy? 311 00:18:44,879 --> 00:18:49,534 I suppose there's something to be said of realityblurring with the make-believe. 312 00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:52,060 Oh, you mean, like your hair? 313 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:55,470 Gee, Georgia,do you suddenly have a problem with long blonde-haired women? 314 00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:56,283 All right! 315 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:56,972 Okay! 316 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,173 I don't have anything else. 317 00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,563 Your Honor, I call James Russell to the stand. 318 00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:09,321 How long have you been CEO of Newman's department store? 319 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,269 Eleven years. 320 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,597 And for all that time, Steven Mallory has been your Santa Claus, has he not? 321 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:14,556 He has in fact. 322 00:19:14,845 --> 00:19:16,551 But, Mr. Russell, suddenly you're ... 323 00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:18,100 I should say, two days ago ... 324 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:22,876 Your Honor, he tried to hit me. 325 00:19:23,657 --> 00:19:25,157 I apologize. I have a nervous tic. 326 00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:29,010 When I get nervous, my arm shoots out, and I can't control it. 327 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,510 And in extreme circumstances, both arms do it. I ... 328 00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,358 I was not trying to hit you. 329 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:40,892 Oh ... Mr. Russell, can you tell uswhy you suddenly terminated Mr. Mallory, 330 00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,350 and opted to go with a more lean, ripped version? 331 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:49,070 Uh, the ad agencies have been telling us for yearsthe 18-49-year-olds are the shoppers, 332 00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:50,596 they're the ones who spend the money. 333 00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:53,976 We've been making all sorts of changesto broaden our appeal to this demographic. 334 00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,048 Well, including a thin Santa Claus? 335 00:19:57,272 --> 00:19:59,450 We should see the teenaged girls lining up to sit on him. 336 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:03,282 Yeah, but don't you see anything wrong with having uh,a hard body serve ---- 337 00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:05,762 Television works this way. Why can't a department store? 338 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,072 Mr. Russell, would you agree that, uh, the Newman's Santa, 339 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:11,750 he's always been the preeminent Santa Claus in New England? 340 00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:12,513 He still can be. 341 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:13,654 Leads the Christmas parade? 342 00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:14,341 Still will. 343 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,316 Like Ms. Porter testified, 344 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:18,001 "When kids want to see the real Santa Claus, come to Newman's" -- 345 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,211 that's what you advertise? 346 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:19,715 Yes. 347 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:20,853 You've also stressed commitment to community. 348 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,474 Has Newman's not done that, Mr. Russell? 349 00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:27,232 Yes. And um, we will continue to emphasize that ideal. 350 00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:31,715 Mm-hm. Uh, what about tradition? "Since 1912," that's in your logo. 351 00:20:32,221 --> 00:20:35,380 Uh, haven't you always thought traditions as part of Newman's heritage? 352 00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:40,103 Of course. But an alegiance to tradition,it certainly doesn't preempt changing with the times. 353 00:20:40,903 --> 00:20:43,448 Yeah, that was a dandy answer. Your shareholders would be proud. 354 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:44,321 Objection! 355 00:20:44,565 --> 00:20:45,005 Sustained. 356 00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:47,231 How much of your business is repeat business? 357 00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:48,373 Almost sixty percent. 358 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:49,887 Mm-hm. So, loyalty is important? 359 00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:50,566 Yes. 360 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:53,634 Yeah. Uh, "Give back to your customers,give back to the communities," is that right? 361 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,064 Yes, that is the Newman's way. 362 00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:57,700 And your coustomers know that when they come to Newman's, don't they? 363 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:58,544 I would hope so. 364 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,175 That uh, that parade, a lot of people turn out for that parade, don't they? 365 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:01,721 Yes. 366 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:02,757 Couple of hundred thousand or so? 367 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,623 It's a big parade. 368 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:04,920 Uh-huh. It's also televised? 369 00:21:05,068 --> 00:21:05,623 Yes, it is. 370 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:08,355 Yes. What do you think all your loyal customers are going to say to their children 371 00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:10,308 when they see this thin, young Santa? 372 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:11,051 I would hope ---- 373 00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:12,478 Do they say, "There is no Santa"? 374 00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:15,039 Do they tell their children, well, they just fall outside Newman's demographic? 375 00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:16,124 That -- whooosh! -- isn't fair. 376 00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:19,888 Fair? Does "fair" count here? Let me talk about fair, Mr. Russell. 377 00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:20,666 Objection! 378 00:21:20,832 --> 00:21:24,648 Sustained. Dial it back, Mr. Cage. Are you okay, sir? 379 00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:25,876 I, I, I'm fine. 380 00:21:27,544 --> 00:21:28,755 Well, talking about fairness ... 381 00:22:09,317 --> 00:22:09,774 Billy. 382 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:10,781 Hey. 383 00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:12,725 What are you doing? 384 00:22:13,589 --> 00:22:14,167 Nothing. 385 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,296 Excellent. I love that. It's why I hired you. 386 00:22:17,558 --> 00:22:19,057 You ever remember your dreams, Richard? 387 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:20,932 The wet ones. I try to. Why? 388 00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:25,945 I'm serious. Do you ever sit back and take stock ofwhat you planned for yourself in high school, 389 00:22:26,276 --> 00:22:27,951 and then measure it against what you are? 390 00:22:28,191 --> 00:22:29,504 You mean, do I wonder whether I sold out? 391 00:22:29,864 --> 00:22:30,314 Yeah. 392 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,121 Sometimes. But I've always planned to sell out. 393 00:22:32,298 --> 00:22:32,826 So, I'm living my dream. 394 00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:33,882 Forget it. 395 00:22:34,126 --> 00:22:35,815 Billy, obviously you're going through something. 396 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,105 And you're no doubt upset with yourself for being a total schmuck. 397 00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:40,809 But what you need to keep in mind: Before this, you were boring. 398 00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:44,494 Whatever phase you're going through, embrace it.Because at least it's interesting. 399 00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:47,313 Sure, you look a little silly as this Billy Idol horndogger. 400 00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:49,533 But what's important: People are talking about you. 401 00:22:51,222 --> 00:22:53,593 Thank you, Richard. I feel much better. 402 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:54,671 Yeah? Any time. 403 00:22:57,112 --> 00:22:59,152 Richard, what do you see yourself twenty years from now? 404 00:22:59,369 --> 00:23:00,632 Now, see, there's your mistake, Billy. 405 00:23:00,905 --> 00:23:04,782 By not asking that question of myself now,twenty years hence, I won't be disappointed. 406 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:13,966 But here's a question you can ask yourself:Why did you kiss that woman? Really? 407 00:23:16,387 --> 00:23:19,218 He talked about loyalties to the shoppers, repeat shoppers; 408 00:23:19,411 --> 00:23:22,263 commitment to community; the obligation to give something back. 409 00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:24,256 He told you -- that man! 410 00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:27,112 Children sat on that Santa's lap and grew up, 411 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:31,157 patronizing Newman's, dreaming of one day taking their children to sit on Santa's lap, 412 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,204 in that same spirit of Christmas. 413 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:36,880 That spirit of tradition that he laid claim to -- that man! 414 00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:40,822 This tradition calls for them to obliterate the image of Kriss Kringle? 415 00:23:41,063 --> 00:23:42,431 Does commitment to community say: 416 00:23:42,649 --> 00:23:45,620 "Hey, for the biggest Christmas parade in New England, let's shatter Santa! 417 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,999 Focus on demographics! Eighteen to forty-nine! Will they shop? == 418 00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:52,274 the heck with Santa! The heck with, with children! 419 00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:54,142 The heck with Yuletide Magic! 420 00:23:54,342 --> 00:23:56,982 Who cares whether children believe in jolly old Santa Nick! ..." 421 00:23:56,982 --> 00:23:57,682 " ... If they want to see Santa, 422 00:23:57,893 --> 00:24:00,032 let them go to Walmart, let them go to Sears! 423 00:24:00,224 --> 00:24:01,818 Let them go to Service Merchandise! 424 00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:05,843 Next, let's go after Rudolph, Frosty! Then, we can kill the Easter bunny!" 425 00:24:06,203 --> 00:24:08,643 Objection! He planned these children in the gallery! 426 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,150 Oh, turn a deaf ear! He does! 427 00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:10,947 Objection! 428 00:24:11,114 --> 00:24:11,834 Pay no attention to these tears! 429 00:24:12,012 --> 00:24:12,589 Objection! 430 00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:13,441 Go kick an elf! 431 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:14,555 Ob-jeeection! 432 00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:18,741 That's enough! Remove the crying children from my courtroom! Now! 433 00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:23,776 Mr. Russell, stop the flapping! 434 00:24:27,853 --> 00:24:28,840 Was that effective? 435 00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:30,972 That seemed a little outrageous, John. 436 00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:35,744 Well, a judge can be influenced by public opinion almost as much as a department store. 437 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,922 Y-yeah, but ... did you rent those children? 438 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,267 What the hell was that! 439 00:24:40,436 --> 00:24:41,229 You've already objected, Georgia. 440 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:41,905 Georgia? 441 00:24:42,118 --> 00:24:42,777 That was despicable! 442 00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:43,362 All right. 443 00:24:43,547 --> 00:24:46,017 Oh, get out of my way! I don't have to put up with you anymore! 444 00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:54,776 I'm sorry. I ... I didn't mean that. 445 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,933 Can I please talk to you? 446 00:25:10,002 --> 00:25:14,219 Clearly, you're not fine. You, you're very angry. 447 00:25:17,234 --> 00:25:19,729 Do you blame me for Billy kissing that woman? 448 00:25:21,178 --> 00:25:22,344 Well, it's okay to, Georgia. == 449 00:25:22,514 --> 00:25:24,957 I certainly didn't help things between you two. 450 00:25:25,139 --> 00:25:28,517 But, but look, for, for you two, not to talk, to do just ---- 451 00:25:28,731 --> 00:25:30,996 What? You want to get us back together now, Ally? 452 00:25:31,408 --> 00:25:33,997 I've got to let your guilt have a life now, too? 453 00:25:37,314 --> 00:25:38,926 That isn't fair. 454 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:46,491 Don't worry about me, Ally. I am fine. 455 00:25:53,707 --> 00:25:54,722 Fine. 456 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,052 He-he-hey! 457 00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:57,270 Billy, you having a good time? 458 00:26:57,456 --> 00:26:59,026 As a matter of fact, yes. 459 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,272 Thing is, usually when you say you're having a good time, 460 00:27:01,449 --> 00:27:02,816 it usually means that you're not. 461 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,201 Ally, did you come here to dance, or save me? 462 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,232 Oh, see, I just came to have some fun, 463 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,222 because that's what this is. Right? 464 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:09,886 Right. 465 00:27:12,724 --> 00:27:13,889 It's not too late. 466 00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,235 Nope. The night's young! 467 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,152 So, what happens now? 468 00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,797 Well, they give their final statements, and the judge will rule. 469 00:27:50,008 --> 00:27:51,112 Well, we should get going. 470 00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:54,199 I had a dream last night that Santa kept coming down my chimney. 471 00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:58,303 Over and over and over again ---- 472 00:27:58,485 --> 00:27:58,970 Never mind, Elaine! 473 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:03,453 Maybe we could get some coffee. Maybe dinner? 474 00:28:03,754 --> 00:28:05,738 All right! Are you going to date Ling? 475 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:07,960 It's none of your business ---- 476 00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:09,104 Well, who are you trying to kid besides yourself? 477 00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:12,434 Why wouldn't you want to date me? He has a penis. 478 00:28:14,332 --> 00:28:15,443 Ally, we have to go. 479 00:28:15,948 --> 00:28:17,290 I, I want to talk to you when I ---- 480 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:17,922 Since when do you care? 481 00:28:18,077 --> 00:28:18,702 Since now. Since, since ---- 482 00:28:18,854 --> 00:28:20,156 Get away from me! 483 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:33,564 First of all, they introduce no evidence of a binding contract. 484 00:28:34,049 --> 00:28:37,793 Second: this, this filibuster he launched into about giving back to the community. 485 00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:40,244 The community has no standing. 486 00:28:40,783 --> 00:28:42,721 Your Honor, "filibuster" is a senatorial term. 487 00:28:42,919 --> 00:28:45,475 It's bad enough for me to endure this scuzzy image of lawyer. 488 00:28:45,651 --> 00:28:48,713 I refuse to sink deeper and be likened to a member of Congress. 489 00:28:48,973 --> 00:28:49,722 Mr. Cage ... 490 00:28:49,912 --> 00:28:52,725 I suppose I could be called worse, like a Santa Claus killer. 491 00:28:53,143 --> 00:28:55,126 One more word, I find for the defendant. 492 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:03,826 And then, third: this idea of destroying the myth of Santa, 493 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,585 it's not Newman's responsibility to preserve this lie. 494 00:29:06,585 --> 00:29:11,236 In fact, one could argue they'd be doing a service to children by exposing the truth. 495 00:29:11,236 --> 00:29:14,304 You want to know the number one infliction of today's adults? 496 00:29:14,304 --> 00:29:15,773 It's disillusionment. 497 00:29:16,253 --> 00:29:21,800 Maybe if we could cure this, this addiction to the dreamat an earlier stage, people ... 498 00:29:23,949 --> 00:29:26,772 maybe it could spare them pain down the road. ... 499 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:32,829 Sugarplums and family holidays, Christmas stockings ---- 500 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:35,420 I think you're getting off track, counsel. 501 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:39,138 We all get off track. A-and that's my point. ... 502 00:29:39,138 --> 00:29:45,631 Believing in fairy tales, believing ... 503 00:29:45,631 --> 00:29:52,335 At the end of the day, life is just this big wall of realitythat we all crash into. 504 00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:56,222 And maybe, maybe kids should get a dose of itwhen young. 505 00:29:56,222 --> 00:30:04,449 Maybe it would give them thicker skin and ... 506 00:30:04,449 --> 00:30:10,878 My client isn't killing Santa Claus, Your Honor. 507 00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:16,093 He doesn't exist. ... He doesn't. 508 00:30:16,093 --> 00:30:19,696 Your Honor, could we take a break? 509 00:30:19,696 --> 00:30:22,192 Ms. Thomas, are you finished? 510 00:30:22,192 --> 00:30:23,021 She's finished. 511 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:31,744 You're probably sick of me butting into your life, Georgia. 512 00:30:31,744 --> 00:30:33,338 But I am going to do it one more time. 513 00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:34,119 I am not ---- 514 00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:41,657 YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY !!! 515 00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:43,131 Now you kissed my father 516 00:30:43,131 --> 00:30:44,578 because you were angry with Billy, and, and 517 00:30:44,578 --> 00:30:47,714 Billy kissed that, that Robin Jonesbecause he was angry at you. 518 00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:50,589 We have two angry peoplewho couldn't possibly be so angry 519 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:52,727 if they still didn't love. I am not finished! 520 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,253 Stop screaming! 521 00:30:58,889 --> 00:31:00,840 Now, maybe you two should break up. 522 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,613 But, but how can you not talk first? 523 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:06,404 How can you just reel off in anger without at least ---- 524 00:31:06,404 --> 00:31:07,387 Talk to what? 525 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,318 S-some Neanderthal who thinks my day 526 00:31:09,318 --> 00:31:10,621 should get meaning from rubbing his feet? 527 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,660 Georgia, I grew up with Billy. 528 00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:13,380 Yeah, I know. 529 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,932 WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH? 530 00:31:14,932 --> 00:31:15,705 STOP SCREAMING! 531 00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:16,237 I WIILL LISTEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T SCREAM !!! 532 00:31:16,237 --> 00:31:19,795 NO, I WON'T HAVE TO SCREAM IF YOU LET ME FINISH !!! 533 00:31:23,812 --> 00:31:25,982 Billy grew up in a home where his dad was king, 534 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:27,390 his mother was a slave in the kitchen. 535 00:31:27,390 --> 00:31:28,549 It was a home castle thing, and ---- 536 00:31:28,549 --> 00:31:29,856 So, I'm supposed ---- 537 00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:36,026 Don't make me scream. ... 538 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:38,463 Billy, he was a quarterback in high school, 539 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:43,594 and all the girls were on the sidelines, as, as, ascheerleaders including ... me. 540 00:31:43,594 --> 00:31:45,182 I, I was a ... a cheerleader. 541 00:31:45,182 --> 00:31:46,719 You?? 542 00:31:46,719 --> 00:31:49,297 == just, just please don't tell anybody. 543 00:31:49,297 --> 00:31:52,576 My point: He was raised in a patriarchal world, 544 00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:54,686 wanting to grow up and be like his dad. 545 00:31:54,686 --> 00:31:56,424 And, and now, he works in a firm 546 00:31:56,424 --> 00:31:57,692 where the women are stronger than the men. 547 00:31:57,692 --> 00:31:58,829 His wife makes as much money. 548 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:01,397 He's not even the provider. He's got no castle. 549 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:05,705 And, and I'm not trying to make excuses for him being unfaithful. 550 00:32:05,705 --> 00:32:07,903 All I am saying is, stuff is going on with him. 551 00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:10,235 He, he, he bleached his head for god's sake. 552 00:32:10,235 --> 00:32:12,066 And, and stuff is going on with you. 553 00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:13,594 You kissed my father, you quit your job. 554 00:32:13,594 --> 00:32:16,772 Stuff is going on, and it, and it's making you both angry. 555 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:23,985 And, and for you to just wave the white flagand let anger win without trying, without talking ... 556 00:32:27,131 --> 00:32:30,916 It hasn't gone too far yet. 557 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,781 But, for god's sake, get in a room and talk it out. 558 00:32:33,781 --> 00:32:38,622 You love each other way, way too much to just give up! 559 00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,209 Related to my father? 560 00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:57,353 Everybody's marriage is connected to the marriage of their parents, 561 00:32:57,353 --> 00:33:00,283 Billy. I know you're smart enough to know that -- 562 00:33:00,283 --> 00:33:02,536 even now at the dumbest time of your life! 563 00:33:02,536 --> 00:33:04,317 But my dumbest time is when I left you. 564 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:07,693 It was, and now you're exceeding it. 565 00:33:07,693 --> 00:33:08,957 And it isn't that, either! 566 00:33:08,957 --> 00:33:10,552 What isn't what? 567 00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:12,887 Well, you, you think this is about me needing to believe in the forever of marriage again? 568 00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:17,958 It's not that. You'll be happy to knowthat I don't believe in happily ever after anymore and, 569 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,994 and at least I don't think it's the norm. 570 00:33:19,994 --> 00:33:21,777 And, and if it does come along, it takes hard work. 571 00:33:21,777 --> 00:33:25,349 And you two haven't worked. 572 00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:30,520 And one thing you can't deny: I know you,and I know you love her. 573 00:33:31,701 --> 00:33:37,654 And this new Billy thing ... it's a cover. 574 00:33:40,008 --> 00:33:43,279 Does she want to work? 575 00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:49,633 Well ... 576 00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:09,980 Ally thinks our mutual hate for each other is something to built on. 577 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:14,710 are you trying to hurt me, kissing that woman? 578 00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:17,850 Maybe. What about you? 579 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:20,525 Kissing Ally's father, that was about me? 580 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:26,636 Maybe. You hate your life, Billy? 581 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:34,016 ... Maybe. 582 00:34:36,504 --> 00:34:39,272 We've exchanged three maybes.This is progress, I guess. 583 00:34:39,272 --> 00:34:39,799 Maybe. 584 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:50,086 ... I'm almost afraid to ask ... 585 00:34:50,086 --> 00:34:58,138 but tell me what you want. 586 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:02,196 I want you to put this back on. 587 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,562 Billy Thomas' office. Can I tell him who's calling? 588 00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:24,215 No! He's not taking his calls! 589 00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:25,689 It's Robin Jones. 590 00:35:25,689 --> 00:35:30,688 Oh! ... Hello. ... Yeah. Well, um, I'm sorry, 591 00:35:30,688 --> 00:35:36,131 but Billy's unfortunately being relocatedinto a witness protection program. ... 592 00:35:36,131 --> 00:35:37,943 Oh I know. It's quite tragic. 593 00:35:37,943 --> 00:35:41,903 But, but, as a result of a recent racketeering trial,his life is in danger. 594 00:35:41,903 --> 00:35:49,027 And several innocent people have been killed alreadyjust by having contact with him. 595 00:35:49,027 --> 00:35:50,187 You're wicked! 596 00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:52,937 Tell a friend. 597 00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:12,095 What happened? 598 00:36:12,095 --> 00:36:19,364 She said she can't bring herself to take me back. 599 00:36:19,364 --> 00:36:22,391 ... Sorry. 600 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:28,010 Me too. 601 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:32,516 ... If, if, um ... if there's anything I can do. 602 00:36:32,516 --> 00:36:44,254 Yeah. ... Ally, the little girl had no need to save you. 603 00:36:44,254 --> 00:36:46,702 You became exactly what you planned -- 604 00:36:46,702 --> 00:36:55,456 someone who's out there painting the world beautiful colors. 605 00:36:55,456 --> 00:36:59,541 Or at least, trying to. 606 00:37:48,776 --> 00:37:51,110 There's no enforceable contract here. 607 00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:53,633 The defendant has no duty to the public, either. 608 00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:56,506 The Plaintiff's motion for a restraining order is denied. 609 00:37:56,506 --> 00:37:59,599 I further order the petitoner to pay the defendant's attorney fees. 610 00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:02,476 I have to object to that, Your Grinch ... Uh, Honor. 611 00:38:02,476 --> 00:38:04,061 Object all what you want, Mr. Cage. 612 00:38:04,061 --> 00:38:05,738 This was a waste of my time. 613 00:38:05,738 --> 00:38:08,051 Well,ppose you're behind now on your shopping? 614 00:38:08,051 --> 00:38:10,663 $1000 fine. Anything else? 615 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,848 Just merry Christmas, 616 00:38:11,848 --> 00:38:14,705 and I'd like to personally roast your chestnuts on an open fire. 617 00:38:14,705 --> 00:38:16,347 $2000. Keep going. 618 00:38:16,347 --> 00:38:19,667 He's done, Your Grinch ... Honor. 619 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:22,447 Adjourned. 620 00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:23,360 Well, Steven. 621 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,555 Oh I know you tried. Thank you. 622 00:38:25,555 --> 00:38:29,918 Mr. Mallory, it was very important that we win here, 623 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:35,177 so you'd appreciate this is a gesture,and not the function of a court order. 624 00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:38,089 We would like to welcome you back as our Santa Claus. 625 00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:39,726 What? Really? 626 00:38:39,726 --> 00:38:42,946 Really. You may not have turned the judge, Mr. Cage, 627 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,785 but you certainly persuaded me. 628 00:38:44,785 --> 00:38:47,075 The Newman's Santa Claus is something special, 629 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:49,335 and he should be more than about demographics. 630 00:38:49,335 --> 00:38:52,378 He should be you! 631 00:38:52,378 --> 00:38:59,486 Oh, thank you, thank you. 632 00:39:02,356 --> 00:39:04,485 It's a duct thing. 633 00:39:52,618 --> 00:39:54,541 They're having a big old party at the bar. 634 00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:57,154 Our client is there. Let's go! 635 00:39:57,154 --> 00:40:01,274 No, no. I'm going to head home. Tired. 636 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,576 Ally said he's not there. 637 00:40:03,576 --> 00:40:08,011 It's not that. I am just really tired. 638 00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:09,122 Sure? 639 00:40:09,122 --> 00:40:13,402 Yeah. 640 00:40:13,402 --> 00:40:17,029 Hey, how about you and me go to someplace else? 641 00:40:17,029 --> 00:40:19,200 Just the two of us. Celebrate our victory. 642 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,821 Thanks, Renee. But I am just going to go home. 643 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,447 Okay. If you change your mind ... 644 00:40:25,447 --> 00:40:28,481 I'll know where to find you. 645 00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:30,333 Night. 646 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,524 Night. 51389

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