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ANNOUNCER: The Dick Van Dyke Show.
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Starring Dick Van Dyke, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam, Larry
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Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore.
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All right, next contestant.
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Why don't we get this introduction written
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and get out of here?
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No sense in writing an introduction.
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We don't even know what guest star
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we're going to be introducing.
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Why don't we just write one of those all purpose
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introductions?
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You know, I'd like you all to meet one of the truly great
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performers in our business.
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A man with great talent and charm, second only to mine.
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Ladies and gentlemen, how about a big round of applause
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for Mr. Potato Head.
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What do you want Fatso?
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Yuck.
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Rob, Sally, I've got wonderful news.
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Don't tell us you've got us a guest star.
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Not just a guest star.
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I got I love to love, to love, to love.
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You've got a cold in your nose.
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That's what you got.
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Mel, you mean you've Jacques Savon, the French Sinatra?
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That's exactly who I got!
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Jacques Savon.
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Jacques Savon?
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How'd you get him hard-head?
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Everybody in town is trying to get Jacques Savon.
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What time will he get here?
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Very soon.
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Rob, I must say you're not very enthused about it.
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Oh, it's not that I don't think he's great, Mel.
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It's just that, well he's got a French accent
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and I had an idea for a cowboy sketch.
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Well get a fresh idea.
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Well, I've got to go meet Jacques.
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Boy, that's going to be a big thrill for Jacques.
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Hey Rob, what's the matter with you?
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You act like you're not thrilled that Jacques Savon
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is going to be on the show.
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Oh, I think it's great he's going to be on the show.
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It's just that I've got to get out
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of here before he gets here.
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Why?
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I just don't want to see old Jacques.
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That's all.
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What do you mean old Jacques?
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You mean you know the guy?
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Oh yeah.
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Laura and I met him years ago in Europe.
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When we took that trip, he was just getting started then.
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What happened?
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What'd he do to you?
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It's not what he did to me, it's what I did to him.
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All right, what'd you do to him?
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I broke up his marriage.
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You what?
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I said I broke up his marriage.
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Laura and I met Jacques and his wife Yvette
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in this little town in the south of France on our trip
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to Europe.
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We four became very good friends.
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And one day I don't even remember where Laura was,
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but I went shopping with Yvette.
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And right in this little antique shop, all of a sudden,
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she tells me that she has flipped for me.
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That I am the fellow who can make her happy.
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You mean, she's married to Jacques Savon
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and she flipped for you?
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Hey Rob, look.
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You're very talented and lovable and very handsome.
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But I don't believe either.
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It's true.
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I read later they got a divorce and the word was around
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it was because of some American.
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Well how do you know you were the American?
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Well the people kind of hinted about it.
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Yeah?
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Hey, what's this Yvette look like?
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Oh, gosh.
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It's been so long ago I don't even remember.
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She was short.
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5'3 1/4 I guess.
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Blonde, green eyes.
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Thick black eyelashes.
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And when she smiles, she only had a dimple on her right side.
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And when she laughed, her nose would quiver.
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No, you don't remember her at all.
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What did you say to Yvette when she told
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you that you were so desirable?
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Well, the truth.
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I told her I was flattered about it,
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but that I was very happily married and forget it.
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But what did Laura say?
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Did she know?
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I think she has a suspicion about it because she never ever
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mentions that part of the trip.
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And I'm not going to tell her about it.
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Look, I'm getting out of here.
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Would you guys make up any kind of excuse for Mel?
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Jacques, this is the writers' room.
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Come on in to meet them.
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Rob, Sally, Jacques Savon.
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Rob, very nice to meet you.
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How are you? - Hi.
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That isn't--
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That isn't very nice.
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You should always introduce the lady first.
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Oh, oh, excuse me.
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Sally Rogers.
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That's Miss Sally Rogers.
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Just in case you keep a card file.
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I never forget such information.
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You, eat your heart out.
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Where is our esteemed colleague?
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Why, he'll be back after lunch.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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He's our head writer, and I hoped we could
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meet him before we got started.
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Can't we start without him?
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Well I suppose so.
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We can pick the song you're going to sing.
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Good, what would you like?
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Novelty?
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Or love songs?
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Anything but Frere Jacques.
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Why don't you just stand there and talk?
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Maybe we should go to the rehearsal hall anyway.
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I have to move around when I sing.
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You know? - Why?
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To distract my voice.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Let's go to the rehearsal hall. Come on Mel.
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All right Jacques.
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Rehearsal hall.
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Someone leave word for Rob to look
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us up in the rehearsal hall.
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Oh, yes your baldness.
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Rob.
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I thought you were Rob.
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No, no, I'm Buddy Sorrell. Hi.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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All right, what do you say we go to the rehearsal hall?
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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Robert Petrie!
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Where? Where?
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Where?
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- Here, on the door. - Oh.
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Oh. - Yes, yes, so it is.
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Yeah.
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I know his name.
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Well everybody does.
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He's a big television writer.
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Very big.
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I wonder if he's the same Robert Petrie.
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Oh no, entirely different.
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I met a Robert Petrie years ago.
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A little short bald guy with big glasses?
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No, no, no, tall, thin, a lot of smiling teeth.
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That's Rob.
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Was very good friends with my wife Yvette and myself.
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His wife was Laura.
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That's our Rob.
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Well, enough of this old hallway stuff.
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Let's go hear some French singing.
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Huh? Come on.
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Robert Petrie. Yes.
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When he comes back, tell him I want to see him.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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I'll write it down.
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Don't forget.
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I won't forget!
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Buddy?
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Yes?
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Tell him I want very much to discuss something with him.
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You want to discuss something with him.
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Very much.
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Well, did you hear what Frenchie said?
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He wants to discuss something with you.
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You know what he wants to discuss?
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A choice of weapons.
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MILLIE: Laura, you home?
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Yeah, in here, Millie.
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Hi, I make peanut butter cookies.
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I know how much Rob likes them.
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Thank you.
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Expecting company?
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Yeah, Buddy and Sally have to work late tonight
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so Rob's bringing them home for dinner.
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Oh.
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[interposing voices]
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Hello.
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Hi Laura.
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[interposing voices]
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Homemade cookies!
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Hiya Mil!
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Hey, my favorite!
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Food.
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Hey, how come you had to work tonight?
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We didn't know until this afternoon
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who our guest star was.
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Who you got?
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Who's that guy? Oh.
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Jacques Savon.
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Jacques Savon?
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You got Jacques Savon on the show?
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Laura, they got Jacques Savon on the show.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Yeah, that's wonderful.
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Rob, I want tickets this week.
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Well tickets for the show may be hard to get Mil.
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Well besides the show I want tickets for his rehearsals,
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and his lunch breaks, and his wardrobe fittings,
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and whatever else he's got on schedule.
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Sally, what's he like?
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SALLY: What's he like?
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Well, he's--
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Well he's taller and handsomer than I am, but don't
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forget I'm shorter and dumpier.
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Dinner ready?
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Yeah, I just have to put the spaghetti on.
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No-- no hurry. No hurry.
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Look you guys, why don't we go in the den
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and get started working?
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Laura, hey Laura.
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Laura, listen.
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A little spaghetti lots of sauce.
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I'm on a diet.
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Lots of spaghetti and lots of sauce for me.
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I'm on a diet too, but I'm weak.
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Laura?
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Yeah?
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You're not doing this right.
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The celery goes on the left and the spoon
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and the carrots go on the right.
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Where's my head?
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Is something the matter?
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Frankly, yes, but it's nothing I can discuss.
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Laura, remember me?
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I'm your best friend.
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There's nothing you can't tell me.
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Think of me like a doctor.
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Millie, please.
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It's not something shocking, is it Laura?
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Is it?
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Well--
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It is.
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Well you can't shock me.
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I'm like a doctor.
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Go on, try. Say anything.
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Oh, Millie.
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Well what is it?
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Would you tell me?
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Well it's nothing.
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It's just that I don't want to have
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to see Jacques Savon again.
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Again?
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You mean you know him personally?
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Yes, we met in Europe.
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Well what did he do to you?
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Insult you or something?
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Well, no.
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It's just that--
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What is it?
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Well I don't want to have to see
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him again because I'm the one who broke up his marriage.
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You dropped your cookie, doctor.
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You live right next door to a person,
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you see them every day, taking out the garbage
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and mopping the floor, and you think you them.
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How did it happen?
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Well it was nothing, really.
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I mean, it was all quite innocent on my part.
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Yeah, yeah?
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It's just that-- well, he said some things to me.
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Well, what kind of things?
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What kind of things did he say?
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Romantic things.
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Beautiful things.
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The kind of things a man shouldn't
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say to another man's wife.
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Well did he say he liked you?
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Did he say he liked you very much?
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Did he say he loved you?
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He said Laura I love you in that beautiful accent.
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Oh, I'm dying.
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Mill, he didn't say it in those words.
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In French?
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Listen.
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I'll show you something if you promise never to say a word.
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You can cut off my arms and legs and throw me off a cliff.
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Fine.
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What is it?
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What are you going to show me?
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Just wait a minute.
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I'll be right back.
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What am I going to see?
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I'm dying!
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It happened in this little town in France.
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I don't know where Rob was that day.
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I think he was somewhere with Yvette.
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That's Jacques' wife.
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He sent her shopping so he could be alone with me.
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Oh, the devil.
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And while we were having coffee in this little cafe,
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he gave this to me.
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A lump of sugar.
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And when he gave it to me, you know what he said?
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What?
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What?
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He said were this sugar as sweet
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as thou, one cube could sweeten all the coffee in all
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the cups of the continent.
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Did he say that?
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Then he said if only I weren't married to Yvette.
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Did he say that?
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You keep asking did he say that.
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Of course he said it.
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Why do you think I'm so upset that he's on Rob's show?
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Laura, you know what you are?
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You're deep.
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That's what you are.
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You are deep.
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Hey Laura, you got any coffee ready?
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I don't think I can last till spaghetti time.
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Oh, yeah Sally.
330
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There's some in the kitchen. - Oh.
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Be right back. - Thanks.
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Millie?
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What's the matter Millie?
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You look like you're in a trance.
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Well, Laura was just saying some things to me.
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And well, just don't ask.
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Just don't ask.
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What do you mean don't ask?
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If you don't want me to ask, you should never say don't ask.
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Well it's just too shocking.
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That's all.
342
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It's just too shocking.
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All right that settles it.
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If you don't tell me, I'm going to break your arm.
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Come on, I'm going to break your arm.
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Here we go Sally.
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Oh, oh, thank you very much, Laura.
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Don't use the sugar!
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I won't use the sugar!
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What's the matter?
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Is it poisoned?
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Don't touch it.
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I hope you have it insured.
354
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What is it?
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Laura, let me tell her.
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Let me tell her about the sugar.
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I thought you were so good at keeping secrets.
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00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,069
Well I am, but so is Sally.
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Aren't you Sally?
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I bet they could cut off your arms and legs
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and throw you off a cliff.
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Yeah, they did and I never talked.
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Now what is it?
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It's nothing.
365
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Really.
366
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,453
Nothing?
367
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Did you see that sugar?
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For a second.
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Embarrassing.
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Well, I'll whisper it.
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In French?
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Jacques Savon?
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She deep.
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You are so deep.
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Laura, you mean you're the one responsible?
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I'm afraid so.
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Does Rob know?
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00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:18,030
Well, he must have suspected something Sally, because we
379
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,740
just never discuss it.
380
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,367
Well, maybe you ought to tell him.
381
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Yeah, you're right.
382
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I don't like to keep a secret like this.
383
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Maybe I'll tell him tonight.
384
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Maybe I'll bring it up casually.
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[clearing throat]
386
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,519
Um, Rob?
387
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How come you didn't tell me about Jacques
388
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,606
being on the show?
389
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,815
Huh?
390
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,735
Well-- we didn't know till this afternoon, honey.
391
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,573
How does he look?
392
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,574
Jacques?
393
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,576
Well, I didn't get to see him.
394
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,829
We sort of missed each other all day.
395
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,834
Do you think he remembers us?
396
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,919
Oh, I don't know.
397
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,381
I kind of doubt it.
398
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,467
I wonder whatever happened to his wife.
399
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,426
What was her name?
400
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,303
Oh, yeah, short girl.
401
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,221
What was her name?
402
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,180
Babette?
403
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Yvette? - Yvette.
404
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:27,808
Yeah, that's it.
405
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934
Yvette.
406
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,769
I don't-- I don't know what happened to her.
407
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,689
They-- they got divorced, didn't they?
408
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:38,235
Yeah, I remember reading something about that.
409
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,279
I wonder what went wrong.
410
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,489
Well, I don't know.
411
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,033
Maybe one of them fell in love with somebody else.
412
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,703
Why do you say that?
413
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,371
No-- no reason.
414
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,290
You know, French people are--
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they're emotional.
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00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,628
You think Jacques fell in love with another woman?
417
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,088
Yeah. Yeah, could have been.
418
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,006
Could have been that.
419
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Yeah, could have been.
420
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,760
Of course, it's possible that--
421
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:04,970
what's her name? LAURA: Yvette.
422
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,597
Yvette. Yeah.
423
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,850
Might be that Yvette fell for some other guy.
424
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,268
Really?
425
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,478
She seemed devoted to Jacques.
426
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,981
Oh, well Jacques was wild about her too honey.
427
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:20,611
He'd be crazy to leave a girl like Yvette for anybody.
428
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,653
Oh?
429
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:22,738
Did you think she was that attractive?
430
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,488
Oh, no!
431
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,615
She was short.
432
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,325
Pudgy.
433
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,826
Pudgy?
434
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,497
I thought she had a great figure and a beautiful face.
435
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,373
Probably just that he found somebody else
436
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,876
he was more attracted to.
437
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:41,423
Yeah, or-- she found maybe somebody who was more her type.
438
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:42,633
Possibly.
439
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,012
OK.
440
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,931
Music out and we finish.
441
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,140
Good, good, good.
442
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,058
Hey Buddy.
443
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,643
How about that?
444
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,395
Rob and Laura both think they broke up Jacques' marriage.
445
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,522
Yeah.
446
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,065
Funny thing, after all these years
447
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,859
that neither one of them--
448
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,944
Robert? Robert?
449
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:02,861
Oh, hi, Jacques.
450
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,654
He's not here.
451
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,905
What is it with this man?
452
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,241
I've tried to see him four times today.
453
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,701
Jacques, if you have a minute, we'd
454
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,745
like to talk to you, please.
455
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,830
What is it?
456
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,498
Do you think it's fair to make Rob feel
457
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,041
guilty after all these years?
458
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,502
I mean, it wasn't his fault that Yvette had a roving eye.
459
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,213
Are you trying to say that Robert and Yvette--
460
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,382
Yeah, he he told us all about it.
461
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,051
And according to Laura, boy, you were pretty good yourself Jake.
462
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,010
Jacques.
463
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,011
Jacques.
464
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,891
Now wait-- wait a minute now.
465
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,727
Now you say that Robert thinks he
466
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:38,063
came between Yvette and myself?
467
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,606
And Laura--
468
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,067
Yeah, thinks she's the one responsible for your marriage
469
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,110
collapsing.
470
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,444
Ridiculous.
471
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,029
They did not come between Yvette and myself.
472
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,155
Neither one of them?
473
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,490
Of course not.
474
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,534
The thing that broke up my marriage with Yvette
475
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:56,748
was a great and powerful mutual hatred for each other.
476
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,917
Oh, it was beautiful.
477
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,461
Jacques, did you give Laura a lump a sugar?
478
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,130
A lump of--
479
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,423
Oh my.
480
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,843
I haven't had a sugar beet in years.
481
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,136
Sugar beet?
482
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,179
Of course.
483
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,847
What about Yvette and Robert?
484
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,098
You Americans.
485
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,267
You are so romantic.
486
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,854
Someone looks cockeyed at you, and immediately you
487
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,105
think it's love.
488
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,275
Well, I make the passing fun with every woman I meet.
489
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,735
You haven't with me.
490
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,444
Wait.
491
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,403
The day is young.
492
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,696
Well, I'm not, let's go.
493
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,411
No, Yvette was very flirtatious.
494
00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:36,497
That was one of our major problems.
495
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,789
Well look, Jacques.
496
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,625
Why don't you tell Rob and Laura the truth
497
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,918
and make them both happy?
498
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,086
No, I think it would make them miserable.
499
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,796
You mean you're not going to tell them?
500
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,131
No.
501
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,758
Why not?
502
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,303
Well, Laura is a happily married woman.
503
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,014
But she is a woman.
504
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,975
Every woman has some secret memory.
505
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,978
A memory that keeps her heart yearning and her soul
506
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,438
warm on cold nights.
507
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:02,564
Is it so?
508
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,943
It is so.
509
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,778
I being a man.
510
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,154
Oh, I'll buy that.
511
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,993
I know that men need their illusions, too.
512
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,121
No man would like to discover to the attention
513
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:22,209
that a beautiful woman once gave him was just the same attention
514
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,253
she gave with every man.
515
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,379
Right, Buddy?
516
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,131
Yeah, don't take away my dreams.
517
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,635
After all, the government took everything else.
518
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,679
Hey, how come you know so much about people?
519
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,097
I am a people.
520
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,431
Right, you're people.
521
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,100
Yeah, but neither one of them knows about the other one.
522
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,685
How are you going to keep it that way?
523
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,228
That's right, that is a challenge.
524
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,271
Oh, you said it.
525
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,730
But I love a challenge.
526
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,274
Yeah, well stick around friend.
527
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,109
I think you got a challenge coming up here in a minute.
528
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,318
Yeah, that's right.
529
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,695
Laura is going to come back to pick up her shoes.
530
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:50,571
Come on, what are we waiting for?
531
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:51,697
Let's get out of here.
532
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:52,489
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
533
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:53,699
You're right.
534
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:54,992
Boy, I sure would like to know what
535
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:55,826
you're going to say to them. - Yeah, me too.
536
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,120
Me too.
537
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:03,250
SALLY: Thanks, Laura, I think I left them in the office.
538
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,960
[gasp] - Jacques.
539
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,003
Laura.
540
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,465
Oh.
541
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:11,717
Uh.
542
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,888
Rob will be here in a minute.
543
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,598
Laura, let me look at you.
544
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,057
Why?
545
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,268
I mean, couldn't you look at me from over there?
546
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,562
Laura.
547
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,479
Do you know something?
548
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,564
What?
549
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,982
Uh, Jacques.
550
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,567
I just bought some new shoes. They were one sale.
551
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,277
Aren't they beautiful? - Yes, wonderful.
552
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,236
They're lovely.
553
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,905
Beautiful, yes.
554
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,031
Laura.
555
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,575
You look even more beautiful than I remember.
556
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,743
Oh, Jacques.
557
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,161
Now don't start that kind of talk.
558
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:39,870
That what?
559
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,079
That kind of talk.
560
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,789
Jacques, I'm a happily married woman.
561
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,792
Oh, you don't know how happily married I am.
562
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,420
It's just so wonderful.
563
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,172
Now you sit down.
564
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,465
Calm yourself.
565
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:54,426
I want to talk to you about something very important.
566
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,305
Rob!
567
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442
Hi Jacques.
568
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,112
Robert Petrie.
569
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:14,905
At last!
570
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,282
Well, Jacques Savon.
571
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,159
Boy, oh boy.
572
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,202
Como esta usted?
573
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,292
What's-- what's doing, Jacques?
574
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,921
Well I was just telling your beautiful Laura
575
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,297
how beautiful she is.
576
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:33,757
She's beautiful, isn't she? - Beautiful.
577
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:34,967
Very nice look.
578
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:43,058
Now would you say she's as beautiful as Yvette used to be?
579
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:47,646
Well-- you kind of put me on the spot there Jacques.
580
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,481
I understand.
581
00:19:55,696 --> 00:20:00,409
[nervous laughter]
582
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,870
Well it's been a long, long time.
583
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,621
It's been a long time.
584
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,165
Let's not make it so long. Let's go.
585
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,249
All right darling.
586
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:11,128
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
587
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,254
Wait.
588
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,506
I haven't even asked you how you are.
589
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,424
How are you?
590
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,009
Oh, very happy Jacques.
591
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,136
And very happily married.
592
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:19,887
Yeah.
593
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,513
We have a little boy.
594
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:22,681
- Yes. - Together?
595
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:23,599
Yes.
596
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,850
Together.
597
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,727
He goes to school.
598
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,687
Oh, well, hey, it's getting dark out.
599
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,688
We better go honey.
600
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:30,647
Nice to see you Jacques.
601
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609
No, wait, please.
602
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,526
Please.
603
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,028
Rob.
604
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,362
Give me a little moment.
605
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:40,365
What are you going to do with a little moment?
606
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,869
I would like to talk to you about my divorce from Yvette.
607
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,162
Now come on.
608
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:45,871
Come on.
609
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,122
Both of you.
610
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,169
You're divorced?
611
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,047
It's none of our business, really, Jacques.
612
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,216
Yes, I think the less said about it, the better.
613
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,509
No, no, no, my friends. No, no.
614
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,676
No, no.
615
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,178
Now you heard at the time there were
616
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,932
some rumors about another person who was close to me.
617
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:05,849
Did you hear about that?
618
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:06,808
Well I--
619
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,895
I-- did I hear about that?
620
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,398
I don't-- why, I heard maybe a little bit about it.
621
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,274
Un petit peu?
622
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,401
Un petit peu, yeah.
623
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:20,614
Well actually it was more than just a rumor.
624
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,242
You see, there was this person.
625
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,744
This American.
626
00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,288
And this American, they say without knowing,
627
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,084
merely by existing, came between Yvette and myself.
628
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,461
Oh boy, that's-- that's awful.
629
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,546
Terrible.
630
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,588
Just terrible.
631
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,471
I felt very strongly about this American.
632
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,307
Very strongly.
633
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,226
Because without knowing, this person
634
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:54,147
showed me that Yvette and I did not really love each other.
635
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,567
Just not right from the beginning.
636
00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:01,738
True love cannot be put asunder by a casual flirtation.
637
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,449
Or even a serious flirtation.
638
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,742
Yes.
639
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:07,286
That's very true.
640
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:10,205
Now I am sure many, many people
641
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:12,291
have flirted with both of you.
642
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,797
But they could not hurt your marriage, could they?
643
00:22:18,881 --> 00:22:22,217
Oh no, they could never do that.
644
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:26,638
I always wanted to meet this person again.
645
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:27,556
Do you know why?
646
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,473
No.
647
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,225
Why?
648
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:33,395
Two pat this person on the back.
649
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,396
And to shake hands.
650
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:46,325
Well my friends, I hope I did not bore you with my story.
651
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,161
But since both of you knew Yvette and myself,
652
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,496
I thought you might be interested.
653
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,080
Oh, we were.
654
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:54,333
Yeah, it was very nice of you to tell us about this Jacques.
655
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,584
It was very nice.
656
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,835
Now I must go.
657
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,963
Laura, it was wonderful seeing you again.
658
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,089
Thank you Jacques.
659
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,674
Goodbye. Goodbye Robert.
660
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:03,675
Thanks Jacques.
661
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,676
Goodbye.
662
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,181
Oh, now that we have found each other,
663
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,682
why don't you come to the show tomorrow
664
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:11,850
night and be my guest for dinner?
665
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,602
Oh we'd love to Jacques.
666
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:14,603
Well, we have this--
667
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:15,521
Thing.
668
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:16,438
Yeah.
669
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:17,981
Too bad.
670
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:22,069
Maybe some of the time when you have no thing.
671
00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:24,696
It was wonderful to see both of you.
672
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:25,614
Au revoir.
673
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,657
Goodbye.
674
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,082
I wonder what made Jacques tell us about
675
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,208
him and-- what's her name?
676
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:36,917
Yvette.
677
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:37,918
Yvette, yeah.
678
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,586
I don't know, darling.
679
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,338
Probably just thought we'd be interested.
680
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,339
Yeah, probably.
681
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,511
BOTH: Well.
682
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,554
Better be going.
683
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,389
OK, see you at home, Honey.
684
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:57,437
Well.
685
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:02,734
Oh.
686
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,917
Ritchie!
687
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,002
What are you doing here?
688
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,503
You're supposed to be in bed.
689
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,297
Well I was thirsty.
690
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:25,924
Do you and Mommy dance like this every night while I'm asleep?
691
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,217
No, not every night.
692
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,969
Then how come you're doing it tonight?
693
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,013
Well, I don't know.
694
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,055
How come we're doing it tonight?
695
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:32,973
I don't know.
696
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,308
I know.
697
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:35,267
You do?
698
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:36,393
Uh huh.
699
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,312
So you put your cheeks together and people
700
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:40,939
won't think you're mushy.
701
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,775
He's absolutely right.47304
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