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For the past few
years Ricky Gervais,
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Stephen Merchant,
and Karl Pilkington
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have been meeting regularly
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for a series
of pointless conversations.
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This is one of them.
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- Testing.
- Is that all right?
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Hello and welcome
to "The Ricky Gervais Show"
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with me, Ricky Gervais,
Stephen Merchant...
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- Hello.
- ...And the little round-headed buffoon
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that is Karl Pilkington.
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Hi.
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I should start
by just saying, Karl,
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that the natural world
is so diverse
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that we don't even know
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how many species there are.
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With plants and animals,
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there could be
up to 10 million species.
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Um, there are 37,000 different
species of spider alone.
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What do you think of that?
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Uh, it's a lot.
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- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah, lot.
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But if there's loads of stuff out
there that we don't know about,
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and we don't know
what it's doing,
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is it that important?
Is it worth finding 'em now?
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Well, yeah.
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- Why?
- Well, it may give us the key
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to unlock other mysteries.
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- A spider won't.
- Well, it might do.
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A spider won't be
unlocking any mysteries.
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- That's...
- What I mean is the police
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- know about the gangsters.
- Right.
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But they go, "Right,
we're aware of them.
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Let them get on with it.
We'll keep our eye on 'em."
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And it's the same in the jungle.
These spiders,
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the deadly ones
you're aware of.
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The ones that are just puttering out,
you go,"Don't even worry about them.
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Don't even give 'em a name.
They're not doing anything."
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But what if there's
another poisonous spider
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they haven't identified yet,
lurking in the undergrowth?
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- I'd be very surprised.
- So you'd be very surprised?
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- I'd be surprised if...
- It sounds like laziness on your part.
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They're discovering
new species all the time.
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We know about all
the dangerous stuff now
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- 'cause we have to. We live in a world now...
- No we don't.
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We do. We know about a lot
of the dangerous stuff.
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Whenever they find something new now,
it's like a new butterfly or...
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Well, no!
No, look at AIDS.
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When I was a kid no one had
ever heard of AIDS.
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Yeah, but that's not a natural thing, is it?
That's not like a spider.
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- What do you mean it's not a natural thing?
- It's not a natural thing.
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It's not something that's...
AIDS hasn't been, like,
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living under the soil for millions
of years going, "I'll wait
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till the 1980s then I'll come
out and kill a load of people.
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- No, but it is a natural thing.
- It's a new thing.
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- It's new.
- Yeah, but loads of animals are new, aren't they?
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Not in... not... I mean it...
evolutionary terms,
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there's new animals
in evolution.
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I'm sure. I'm sure there's
new stuff deep down
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that's just like almost like
bacteria sat under the soil.
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It'll never come
to the top, right?
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It's like having... having an
old woman who's a neighbor.
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She never goes out, she doesn't bother ya.
Let her be.
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- What are you talking about?
- But what if that old neighbor
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could unlock the secrets to...
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- I don't think she can.
- Just even to us understanding the...
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the complexities of the universe or the
way things are developed and grown.
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- 'Cause we'd know about it.
- Why would we know about it?
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Because I never understand why is it you
want to stop researching and studying now.
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Why is it that you're happy to just
draw a line under everything else?
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What if people had said this
back in the 19th century?
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We've done this,
we've done this!
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I think it's someone
in the 1900s that said
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everything that's gonna be
invented has been invented.
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And then look what happened
in that century.
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Yeah, and I've said to you, look at
the stuff that is being invented now.
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The frisbee and stuff like that, it's all...
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It's all stuff that you
kinda go, "It's all right.
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It's a good idea.
But we don't need it."
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Yeah, but the frisbee
wasn't being worked on
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by the top brains
of our generation.
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That was some novelty toy
that some manufacturer made.
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But it's like look at the
fuss we made over that fella
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who came up with the Dyson vac.
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Everyone was like "He's up there
with Einstein." Well, he's not.
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It's a good vac.
It cleans up floors well and everything.
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Who said he's up there
with Einstein?
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- His P.R. people did.
- In one of those programs
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where they did great
inventions of our time.
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It was easy early on.
You got Einstein, you know. Newton did this.
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Archimedes... Dyson.
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And they started to run out
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because it's harder to come
up with something new now.
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Because everything that's needed...
Remember the things we've invented
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are things that we sort of
go, "We could do with that."
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Inventors don't sit there
going, "What can I make?
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Oh, I need a toaster."
They've sat there,
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they've burned the toast under
the grill and they've gone,
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"I need some sort of device
here I can put bread in."
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Yeah yeah yeah, necessity is
the mother of invention.
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- Yeah.
- However there are, uh uh,
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people who sit around going, "Where's,
you know, a loophole in the market?
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Where's a little...
where's the niche?"
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Well, here's something:
About a year ago,
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I came up with
a see-through toaster
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so that you can see how
much the toast is cooked.
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- Right?
- I found it about two months after that.
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Someone had done it,
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so I'd just been beaten
to the post.
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I met a bloke
on a conference once
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who sent a drawing
to "Blue Peter."
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It was their design a car
of the future and he sent them
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a drawing that was a car
and the only innovation
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was that you could have
a shit while driving.
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And then he put,
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"Shit goes down pipe
which becomes fuel."
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They must have looked at that
and gone, "What a maniac."
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I think that's a brilliant...
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I mean, I've driven a long way.
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I drove to cornwall recently
and I would have loved
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- a lavatory built into...
- But I think he did it when he was about nine.
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And he must have thought,
"Oh, I'm being driven to school.
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I need the toilet.
Wouldn't it be good if..."
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- But why hasn't that been done?
- What?!
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Like Steve says. I've been in the
same situation when you're driving
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and you go, "Oh where's the service station?"
You see a sign saying, 36 miles.
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- You're in agony.
- So you suggest, pull your trousers down
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and shit down in the seat
that's a toilet?
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- Ah, what's wrong with that?
- Well, you got your nan in your back...
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- She's got one as well.
- So you are going to cornwall all shitting?
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Not all the time.
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But it's more useful
to me than a lighter.
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- So also what...
- Where do you wash your hands?
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At what point to you wash your hands or
wipe your ass? At what point does that occur?
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- At the end of the journey.
- Oh God.
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So you get in, you have
a shit at Deptford
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and you wipe your ass
at Polperro?
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Yeah, but like I've said to you,
this isn't like just people going,
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"Oh, I think I'll have one."
"You need one?"
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"Not really. But it's
something to do, isn't it?
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I'm sick of playing I spy.
I'm having a shit."
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You have it when
you really need one.
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When you have to pull off a motorway,
it's a lot of messing about.
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There's probably gonna be
a queue at the toilet.
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- No more queues at toilets.
- 10 minutes, that takes, doesn't it? 10 minutes.
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- Pull off, have a quick shit.
- It's 10 minutes. Driving along.
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It's just going on,
don't even know about it.
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The radio is on, everyone's happy.
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It doesn't matter.
I don't know... I mean, we all do it
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as well.
That's the thing.
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Anything else
you'd come up with?
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There's so many things...
Chocolate fountain.
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Anything like that,
I just go, "What are these?
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Who's invented these?
Who's okayed this idea?
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"And yet I can't have
a shit on the motorway."
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- Think of computers.
- Yeah, computers are a good thing
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and it baffles me as
to how they came about.
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When you think a computer chip
is just made out of sand.
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Now for someone to come up
with that, you go,
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"This... there must have been some
sort of alien involved here."
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What do you mean?
Why do you think that?
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So I love it.
So the frisbee... rubbish.
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Anything too clever... "Well, it wasn't
an invention. It was an alien."
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So there's nothing between
frisbee and computer chip?
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What I'm saying is
it's not even an idea, is it?
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- What do you mean?
- A computer chip...
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Where does that come from?
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That is amazing.
It's astounding, yeah.
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So you think it was an alien.
What are you talking about?
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- It's great.
- Because I can't believe
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that someone would go, "Right, I want to
make something that will hold information
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and be able to... "I know, let's use
some sand. We've got loads of that."
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- You'd go...
- That's what genius is though, isn't it?
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But, Karl, there's
no alien involved.
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No, but when I say alien, I don't
mean an alien came down here
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and said, you know,
"Oh, do you wanna buy this?"
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There could have been...
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...Uh, a spaceship crash.
Right?
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- Right yeah.
- And there's all them rumors, isn't there,
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in that hanger? They've got the
spaceship, they take it apart.
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They go, "Yeah, wheels,
we've got them.
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Yeah yeah, steering wheel."And then
they go, "Hang on, what's this here?"
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And they find the chips
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and they break it down
and they find it's sand.
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Karl, but the fact that
sand makes computer chips
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is not the interesting thing.
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The interesting thing is how the
human being discovered that...
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What am I talking about,
sand makes computer chips?
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That silicon can have
information, uh uh, put on it.
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But we're made out of
oxygen, nitrogen, carbon.
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- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean? And hydrogen.
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- It... that... the...
- But that's nature.
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You see, nature is amazing.
You can't beat nature. Right?
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- No.
- It comes up with some amazing things.
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But man is nature.
Don't forget that we are... we're an animal.
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We're a brilliant ape.
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We're actually 98.6% genetically
identical to a chimpanzee, Karl.
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Think of that.
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We only differ
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on 1.4% of our genetic makeup.
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That... that must be the ass.
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'Cause that's a lot different.
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Animals rights is a...
is a hot topic.
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- It's a big issue.
- What rights should they have?
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We test drugs on animals
and we're basically saying
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if they die, they die.
We'll learn something from them.
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People do make distinctions
between animals, right?
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They... they know that it's
probably more acceptable
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to kill an ant,
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- than, uh...
- Punch a cow.
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- Ah, exactly.
- I told you, didn't I,
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about me... me dad's mate who had a
monkey and he had to thump it?
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- What?
- What-wh... Well, there's two things there.
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One, why did he have a monkey? Two, what sort
of discipline is thumping a monkey?
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- What was the monkey doing?
- It kept... it was annoying his wife a lot.
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And sort of pinching her
ass and stuff like that.
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- That's not true.
- Wait a minute, we've never heard this before.
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How have we had all these years of monkey
news and we've never heard this before?
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I'm sure I told you
about it ages ago.
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Your dad had a mate
who had a monkey?
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- I'm sure I've told you.
- Why did he have a monkey?
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- Just for a laugh?
- It was back in the day when you... people did.
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- They all had like odd sort of pets, didn't they?
- When?
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- In like about '68.
- Oh 1968?
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When... oh, when everyone
had a monkey.
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But he had to thump it.
Now the weird thing is...
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- No, that's weird enough.
- Is this the... this is all the story?
227
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- This is the entire story?
- No.
228
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All the information you've got is he
had a monkey and he had to thump it?
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Yeah, me dad told me about it.
When he found out that I was into monkeys,
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he said,
"Oh, Benny thumped one."
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Benny thumped one!
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Oh, my son's into natural history,
particularly the simian variety.
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"I've got an interesting fact
for you, Karl. Sit down."
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"What is it, Pater?"
"Um, Benny thumped one."
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- "Brilliant."
- But what was interesting is
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the way that people are thumping
other people all the time.
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No one bats an eyelid.
Thump a monkey,
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people go,
"You thumped a monkey!"
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Yes!
Yes, they do.
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They do go...
"You thumped a monkey."
241
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So that's what's weird,
isn't it?
242
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This chimp doesn't wanna be caged and kept
in a fucking council house in Manchester.
243
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,512
- No, it was quite happy.
- It wasn't happy!
244
00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:08,016
I mean, in the '70s, there were all
the tea bag adverts and all that,
245
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- and they were loving that.
- No, they weren't loving it.
246
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People go, "Oh that's unfair."
Now they're in like a cage in a zoo.
247
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"It was better when I was
pushing a piano up the stairs."
248
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They weren't really...
they weren't really...
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They weren't really
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- sitting down and having a cup of tea.
- It wasn't a documentary...
251
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"A week in the life
of the monkey deliverymen."
252
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Oh, I love that...
chimps in a zoo now going,
253
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"Fuckin' hell. At least we
were... at least we were free."
254
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"Remember when we used to
drive a van for a living?"
255
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- "And we were on 58 quid a week."
- Yeah.
256
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They're not meant to be kept
in a house in Manchester.
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It's cruel to keep a person
in a house in Manchester,
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so it's fucking cruel to keep a monkey.
259
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,453
When I was about 13, 14,
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I once tried to improve
the animal kingdom
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by making
the hardest animal ever,
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the most perfect animal.
263
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Now, just to clarify, you didn't
in sort of frankenstein-style
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- try and bolt various bits of animals
together? - No.
265
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It was a drawing
that I sent to "Blue Peter."
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There was no competition
going on.
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You just thought they
would be appreciative.
268
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I thought they'd look
at that and they'd go,
269
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"This is... He's a genius.
This like Da Vinci."
270
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- Sure.
- And this is the animal.
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This is what I thought
the perfect animal...
272
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I mean when I say perfect,
I meant the hardest animal.
273
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This animal,
it could take anything.
274
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It was just the strongest,
hardest, fastest. Right?
275
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So I started with the head of a lion.
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- Of course, that makes sense.
- No, I mean, roar! It looks good.
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I'll bite you, right?
Okay,
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I popped that on the body
of a rhinoceros.
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Okay, so it's got the toughness
and the armor if you like.
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Oh, it's full of strength.
Head of a lion... think of that.
281
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So you've got this picture
Head of a lion, body of a rhino.
282
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Okay?
Hold on though.
283
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Pop some arms on it.
284
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The front arms were
the arms of a gorilla.
285
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- The arms of a gorilla? Okay.
- So it could punch and grip.
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It could make stuff.
The lion, I mean, that's where
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- the lion falls down because it can't make stuff.
- Sure.
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- You think that's got enough weaponry?
- Sounds like it.
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No.Pop on the tail
of a giant scorpion.
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A giant scorpion?
291
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- Yeah yeah.
- So a scorpion that's the size of a rhinoceros?
292
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Exactly. So the tail was
as long as that, right.
293
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So now this is a scary animal.
And this is where the animal fell down.
294
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Uh, I thought,
"Right, legs."
295
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- Well, the fastest animal is the cheetah.
- Cheetah.
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Popped on four cheetah legs,
it would have collapsed.
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Crushed under the weight
of the rhinoceros.
298
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It would have collapsed
immediately. So, uh...
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- And you drew this, did you?
- Drew it, yeah.
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- Did you show it to anyone...
- My mates went,"That's brilliant."
301
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- Right.
- They said that's brilliant.
302
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And then just sent it straight
to "Blue Peter." Any reply?
303
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- No reply at all.
- Really?
304
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- No reply at all.
- I'm surprised.
305
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,737
What do you think
of that, Karl?
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If you wanted to make the ultimate
fighting animal, what would come up with?
307
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If you had the power like
the fellow in "Arabian Nights,"
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size of a chimpanzee,
you could change into anything,
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but you could change
into, you know... like that?
310
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I don't think I'd go for strength and that.
I'd go for survival.
311
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What would you do?
Cockroach?
312
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No, I'd have, uh...
313
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I'd have like
an armadillo's body.
314
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Right okay.
315
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:16,066
I'd have
316
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- the head of an owl.
- Right.
317
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- The head of an owl?
- Yeah, why... why come up...
318
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What does that
bring to the table?
319
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The head's thereto sort of make it
look friendly to the human race.
320
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:27,711
- Okay. - Because if you look
half decent to the human race,
321
00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:30,413
- they'll look after you.
That's the way it works. - Right.
322
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Like the cat and the
dog and all that.
323
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- So the owl makes it look nice.
- Right.
324
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,919
I'd have...
I wouldn't have legs.
325
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,787
I'd go for, like,
the slug juice.
326
00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:42,057
What do you mean?
So now
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you're a really slow moving,
legless armadillo
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- with the head of an owl?
- Slithering along.
329
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How is that gonna be friendly?
330
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They'll see the beautiful face,
331
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but be terrified by the sludge.
332
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,137
No, because
the head's that nice,
333
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that they'll forgo the sludge.
334
00:14:56,107 --> 00:14:58,108
But hold on.
But wait a minute.
335
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So it's got this thing
that's stuck, right?
336
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Going 0.1 miles an hour,
337
00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:05,882
going "Hoo," right?
338
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,385
You come over, you kick the head off.
How is this survival?
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00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,787
No, 'cause the head can go into
the thing like a tortoise.
340
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,289
- Can it?
- Yeah.
341
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:14,492
Of course it can.
Into the armadillo body.
342
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:17,128
Well no, an armadillo doesn't do that.
It just curls up into a ball.
343
00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:19,530
- No no, it isn't an armadillo, is it?
- So it's...
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Why has it got the slug...
Why is that so attractive?
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Because what I'm thinking
is an armadillo,
346
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they're good when
they're on their feet.
347
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,308
Flip them, they get
stuck like a tortoise.
348
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:32,979
- Right.
- Slug stuff keeps it down.
349
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:36,183
So if anything attacks it, it's like
a limpet that can glop to stuff.
350
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:37,918
- Why not have a limpet then?
- No.
351
00:15:37,952 --> 00:15:40,588
But it can't get any... how... it can barely move.
It can hardly get anywhere.
352
00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,857
- Just go and kick it.
- What do you mean it can't get anywhere?
353
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:45,125
But how can it escape from danger?
It's gonna move very slowly.
354
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,461
- It's rubbish.That's the worst animal.
- It'll lock itself in.
355
00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:50,863
- Then I'll just scoop it up...
- You can't scoop it up.
356
00:15:50,897 --> 00:15:53,032
It locks itself in
if it's in danger.
357
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:54,800
I'd give it peacock feathers.
358
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,570
This is the worst
animal I've ever heard!
359
00:15:57,604 --> 00:15:59,505
Why has it got
peacock feathers?
360
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:02,741
- Again, it's just sort of...
- It's the worst animal I've ever heard.
361
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:05,378
- Why has it got peacock feathers?
- It looks more threatening.
362
00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:07,613
- That's what peacock feathers do.
- That's the least
363
00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,915
threatening thing... peacock feathers.
It's like Danny la Rue coming at you.
364
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:12,551
There's nothing remotely scary
about peacock feathers.
365
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,387
To humans.
But the humans won't be harming it
366
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:15,855
'cause they like the owl head.
367
00:16:15,889 --> 00:16:18,224
People will like to have
these things in the garden.
368
00:16:18,258 --> 00:16:21,194
Uh, they eat lettuce.
369
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:23,929
They eat lettuce.
They eat...
370
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:26,332
Why has it got a beak?
They eat lettuce.
371
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,367
He's telling it what's
it's gonna eat now.
372
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,469
The owl's going, "Fuck that.
I want a mouse."
373
00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:33,105
I love the fact that
he's based what it eats
374
00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:35,274
on the fact that...
How it moves a bit like a slug.
375
00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:36,909
- Yes yes.
- That it'd eat lettuce.
376
00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,444
It moves that
and it'd eat lettuce.
377
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:41,146
Like I said, it's not
that weird if that existed.
378
00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:43,515
If that was normal that when you
went out to empty your bin,
379
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:45,684
there's one of them
sliding up the wall,
380
00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:47,953
you wouldn't... you wouldn't
even double take.
381
00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:49,855
You'd be just like,
"Oh there's the...
382
00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,890
The owl-head
peacock-feathered thing."
383
00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:54,893
I don't know why it's climbing walls
in an effort to find lettuce.
384
00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:56,395
Why is it
climbing up that wall?
385
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:58,998
'Cause that's the only way
it can see properly.
386
00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:01,400
'Cause it's head's
coming out like that.
387
00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:05,404
So even though you've designed this animal,
you're even explaining its limitations.
388
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:08,707
- Now it's got problems.
- It's mainly made to be on walls.
389
00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:12,078
'Cause what else is living on walls?
390
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:18,652
Oh God.
Oh fucking hell.
391
00:17:18,686 --> 00:17:21,121
What a useless animal that is.
392
00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:24,425
- Karl I mean.
- But nature chucks up odd things, doesn't it?
393
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:27,228
Don't... Why are we
starting on this again?
394
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,831
No, I'm... I'm just saying
that is nature.
395
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,267
Now and again you'll get...
you'll get stuff that...
396
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,868
- Oh, was he looking at you?
- Yeah.
397
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,903
Was he really?
398
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:40,608
Look at his fucking head. Look at his stupid,
round, fucking orangey head and... Oh.
399
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,243
Why aren't you a freak?
400
00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:45,846
You've got a little bald head.
We're not meant to bald.
401
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,883
Well, I was I think.
That's the thing... that's what nature's done.
402
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,252
You see, I didn't do anything
with my hair when I had hair.
403
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:54,354
I didn't style it.
I didn't do anything with it.
404
00:17:54,389 --> 00:17:56,756
And it probably thought,
"What am I doing here?"
405
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,825
Whereas people who love
their hair and they comb it
406
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,062
and have different styles and look
after it, they have hair for ages.
407
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:04,030
- No. It's absolute nonsense.
- Nonsense, gobbledygook.
408
00:18:04,065 --> 00:18:06,500
- Absolute nonsense.
- It's a little bit weird though, isn't it?
409
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:08,735
And that's what happens
with old people.
410
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:11,471
- Once they lose their, you
know, will to live... -
411
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:14,442
...Once they lose their job, they get old.
"What's me purpose?
412
00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:17,412
What am I doing here?" And it's like
nature goes,"You're not needed."
413
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:19,981
And they die. Maybe that's
what happened with the dodo.
414
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,417
What's it doing?
It can't fly.
415
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:24,953
Its wings are useless.
Eat it, it tastes horrible.
416
00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:26,388
- Bleech!
- Kill it.
417
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:28,524
- No, they did eat it.
- Nature.
418
00:18:28,558 --> 00:18:31,060
- I think they did eat it.
- Yeah, but it wasn't very nice, was it?
419
00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,629
I think they over-farmed it.
I think that's why it was extinct...
420
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:36,466
- 'Cause they did eat it.
- No, but they did eat it,
421
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,535
but they didn't like it.
Everybody, you never...
422
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,670
You never saw like a fully-eaten
carcass of a dodo.
423
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,339
- It would be half-eaten.
- You're making this up again. All conjecture.
424
00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:44,874
No, but they didn't eat it all.
425
00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:47,043
Everybody would try it and go,
"It's not for me, that."
426
00:18:47,078 --> 00:18:49,679
- But you don't know this.
- You're just making it up.
427
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:53,049
What's this based on? The people... and
also, why would that kill it out?
428
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,884
- Because I'll tell you why.
- Why?
429
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,153
Because if it's not nice, people
go, "Don't get another one then."
430
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,955
And they die out. The reason we've got
loads of chickens and loads of cows
431
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:03,125
is 'cause we eat them. If we ate polar
bears, we wouldn't be short of them.
432
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:05,394
Because you'd farm it.
You'd take more care of it.
433
00:19:05,428 --> 00:19:08,830
What's a polar bear doing? It's sat
on a block of ice floating about.
434
00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:10,898
It's no use to us, is it?
It sounds harsh.
435
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:14,401
Once again, got his information
from a glacier mint advert.
436
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:17,204
No, it's no use to us.
437
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:19,306
We know they're there and
's all very sad when you
438
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,641
see them on the news sort of
struggling and all that.
439
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:23,476
But it's gonna
make 'em stronger.
440
00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:30,683
I saw this trailer
441
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,186
for this documentary that said
442
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,689
the man who's having a baby.
443
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,525
And I turned it on
444
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,627
and it's a woman
445
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,464
going through a sex change
and she's pregnant.
446
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:46,667
That's not a man having a baby.
447
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,369
That's a woman having a beard.
448
00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,438
Having a breakdown.
449
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:54,041
Uh uh, what... what...
why is that... that's a con.
450
00:19:54,075 --> 00:19:56,743
That is pure sensat...
it's a man having a baby.
451
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,745
Look, world's first...
No, it's a woman.
452
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,581
It's a woman.
What do you think of that?
453
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,815
What would you do if you're a
doctor and I came to you and went,
454
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:06,486
"Karl, listen, I'm having
a bit of a rethink of these."
455
00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:09,790
Uh, I don't... I...
the penis,
456
00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:11,892
"I hate it.
I hate this cock."
457
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:13,594
But what do you mean,
you hate it?
458
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,730
I hate... I don't want it there.
It doesn't look right.
459
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:17,966
It doesn't look right.
It just sits there resting
460
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,036
on these fucking awful testicles
that I'm gonna get rid of.
461
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,240
I want... I want this
thrown away.
462
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:27,543
Yeah well, it's... you know,
they're not a great look.
463
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,346
I know that.
464
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,715
Everyone knows that.
It's just the way they are.
465
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:35,019
I mean if we're all being
honest, they're an odd design.
466
00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:38,456
I don't think anyone
likes their own, do they?
467
00:20:38,491 --> 00:20:41,726
That's why we cover 'em.
They're not a great thing, are they?
468
00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:44,129
But that's not why we
cover them though, is it?
469
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,830
It's part of it, I think.
I think deep down.
470
00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:48,734
I mean, even if, like, I know you
hate the Adam-and-Eve thing,
471
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:51,469
but even if back then he was
like, "Good God, cover 'em up."
472
00:20:51,504 --> 00:20:55,206
- And he had a leaf on.
- No, that isn't why.
473
00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:57,575
So are you thinking
fundamentally then,
474
00:20:57,609 --> 00:21:01,112
that aesthetically,
the testicles and the penis
475
00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:03,681
isn't as good as it could be?
476
00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:06,150
What would you
have there instead?
477
00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:09,686
Well, it's designed that way 'cause
that's the way it's gotta be designed.
478
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,021
- It's more about function than, uh...
- Yeah.
479
00:21:12,056 --> 00:21:15,891
And that's... that's the thing, isn't it?
With modern technology...
480
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:18,327
The thing is the testicles
have to be outside
481
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:21,196
'cause they have to be a few
degrees below body temperature.
482
00:21:21,231 --> 00:21:24,199
- Yeah.
- Otherwise the sertoli cells die
483
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,067
which sort of feeds
the semen and all that.
484
00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:29,905
So they... they... to be functioning
and sort of like fertile,
485
00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,074
they have to be outside,
which is annoying,
486
00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:34,843
'cause I'd put a little
ribcage around 'em like that.
487
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:38,714
I'd pop a rib cage round those,
protect 'em, wear a cricket box,
488
00:21:38,749 --> 00:21:41,952
have that built in
so you cannot get a kick in...
489
00:21:41,986 --> 00:21:44,588
a swift kick in the bollocks
that makes you feel sick.
490
00:21:44,622 --> 00:21:47,357
No, but it'd be better if
they could sort of reverse up
491
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,926
in a way that they...
they were hidden away.
492
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,395
So that they would just... then
you dropped 'em. It's like,
493
00:21:52,429 --> 00:21:54,063
"Right, we need
to cool 'em down.
494
00:21:54,098 --> 00:21:55,698
Be at it in about
half an hour."
495
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:57,633
- Yeah.
- Zzzzt! Drop 'em down.
496
00:21:57,668 --> 00:22:00,770
Yeah, like the gear on a... on
an airplane, landing gear.
497
00:22:00,804 --> 00:22:03,339
Yeah and, uh,
"Landing gear down."
498
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:05,407
And the bollocks
in the cooling down.
499
00:22:05,441 --> 00:22:07,943
Or you could just like... just pop
'em in the fridge for 10 minutes.
500
00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:09,377
They could detach
and you could pop 'em
501
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,712
- in the fridge, cool them there?
- Yeah.
502
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,148
- Can you make me some breasts?
- Easy.
503
00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:15,850
Okay, go on.
You say easy,
504
00:22:15,884 --> 00:22:18,053
what are you gonna do?
What's your plan?
505
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,721
Just...
506
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,057
How do you do that?
It's tablets, isn't it?
507
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,526
- No, but...
- "Testerone," right?
508
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,262
- Testerone?
- No, Toblerone.
509
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:30,598
I wanna... yeah...
I want some Toblerone.
510
00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:33,601
Just some pointy...
pointy tits, like Madonna.
511
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:40,774
Where do you stop though?
Supposing I came to you and said,
512
00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:44,311
"Doctor, listen, um,
I like the bollocks."
513
00:22:44,345 --> 00:22:46,947
I like the penis.
But I don't like 'em where they are.
514
00:22:46,981 --> 00:22:50,184
I'd... I want them...
515
00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:52,553
I want them in the middle
of my chest.
516
00:22:52,587 --> 00:22:54,755
I want breasticles.
Yeah?
517
00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:57,957
The ass, I don't like it around the back.
I can't see what's going on.
518
00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:00,493
Pop that on the front
where the bollocks were.
519
00:23:00,528 --> 00:23:03,930
I want my ass where I can look
down and see what's going on.
520
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,399
"Can you do it?"
521
00:23:06,434 --> 00:23:09,236
I think it's just easier
to move the head, isn't it?
522
00:23:09,286 --> 00:23:13,836
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