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My first school dance
was coming up,
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And for some reason,
Steve was more excited about it
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Than I was.
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Blunt, honest opinion.
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I think it's creepy
that you're chaperoning
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An eighth grade dance when
you're not even a parent.
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Yeah, but Emmy is.
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She's excited that
puddle has a new boyfriend.
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I was asking how my crotch
is hanging in this tux.
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It's called your inseam,
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and it's not supposed to hang
higher than your goodies.
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Well, you'd better let it out,
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'cause I might be
doing some splits.
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Wait, so does
Emmy know that
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You're crashing
Puddle's dance with her?
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No, I didn't want
to ruin the surprise.
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Why is your name
on the chaperon list?
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Surprise! I thought it would
be nice for us
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To finally go
to a dance together.
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Oh, I see.
That's what this is about.
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Steve, when are you
gonna learn?
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There are no
do-overs in life.
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See, Puddle, this is
actually a funny story.
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Steve was supposed
to take me
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To my fall formal
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When I was your age,
but his father
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Didn't want hito because we
weren't rich.
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So he caved in like a cheap
chocolate easter bunny.
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Well, she's actually
not telling it funny,
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And easter bunnies
are solid chocolate.
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All I wanted you to do was
to take me
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To the formal
and slow dance with me
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To more than words
by extreme,
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But I never got to,
because--
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What was I supposed to do,
tell my father off?
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He would have just said
what he always said.
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Oh, I don't have
time for this.
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That's it,
that's what he said.
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Stop it,
both of you.
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Look, I didn't want to
tell you guys,
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But lane
broke up with me.
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What?
Honey, I'm so sorry.
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What happened?
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It was just like
you two.
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His dad didn't want him to go
to the dance with me,
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Because I'm not rich.
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So just forget aboutchaperoning, okay?
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It's embarrassing enough
having to go by myself.
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Boy, do I know
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Exactly how she feels.
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Well, it's easier
to criticize me now.
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I mean, I was the cowardly
tin-man, right?
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But you're the one
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Who should have
had the straw
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To give me the courage
to stand up to my father,
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Back when we were in toto.
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Oh, and once again,
I'm chasing
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The man
with a pair of pants.
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Steven!
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Do you think
he's right, migo?
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Should I have pushed him
to stand up to his father?
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I think the important
thing to remember is
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This isn't about
you and steve.
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It's about puddle
and that boy lane.
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Smart, smart, migo.
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Puddle's too young,
and lane doesn't have
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Someone like me
in his life.
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Maybe it's time
he gets a little me.
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Or perhaps it is
about you after all.
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steve certainly thought
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It was about him.
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And even though
he didn't stand up
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To his own father,
he decided to try a do-over
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By standing up for me
to the father of my boyfriend.
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I'm not sure you should
confront lane's father.
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You barely know him, and--
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No, no, no, no.
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Men like dan thorngood
are all the same.
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Cold and distant.
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Never once saying,
"thank you, son."
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Or, "job well done, son."
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Or, "nice tan.
Were you outside today, son?"
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Well, I was outside
today, you bastard.
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I was outside from
noon until 4:15.
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Yes, steve.
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You ever know any
father figures like that?
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How about my father, migo?
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But this guy's
not my father.
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I'm gonna
go over there
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And I'm gonna tell
dan thorngood,
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"you can't stand
in the way of love."
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And then, bam!
I'm gonna tell him
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That I'm gonna have his
club membership revoked
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If he doesn't let me go
to the dance with emmy.
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You mean, let his son
go to the dance with puddle.
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Exactly.
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And just let himtry to tell me,
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"I don't havetime for this."
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Because I don't
have time for
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"I don't have
time for this."
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Not this time, dad.
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I don't have
time for this.
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my mom also was supposedly
trying to help me,
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Except she decided to push lane
to stand up to his dad.
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Hey there, lane.
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Come here.
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Funny running
into you out here.
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I just ran out of gas.
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Think you could
wait with me for a bit?
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It's a volt.
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Even when they
run out of gas,
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They can run on supplemental
electric energy for at least--
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Yeah, life makes a lot
of promises, doesn it?
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Come on over here,
I don't bite.
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I'm glad we ran into
each other like this, lane.
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I've got something on my
mind, and puddle would
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Absolutely kill me if she
knew I were here doing this.
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Well then maybe you shouldn't
do it, ms. Kadubic.
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Well, lane,
the thing is,
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I missed out on a guy
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Just like you
when I was 15.
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'cause somebody
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Didn't think
we belonged together.
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Because they thought we were
different from one another,
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Whatever that means.
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And I would hate for you
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To regret missing out
on a really special girl,
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Who I know thinks
the world of you.
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Your gas gauge says
you have a full tank.
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Huh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Straight home,
I'll be in touch!
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What a great kid.
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as my, well, ex-boyfriend
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Raced away from my mother,
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Steve went to confront
lane's father--
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Whether the man
"had time for this" or not.
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Come in.
Sit down, please.
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well, I'm steven--
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Yes, you're steve wilde.
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You're puddle kadubic's
father figure, I know.
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What can I do for you?
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I'm in the middle ofsome important business
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With one of the manyprivate armies I run.
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Oh, well, I uh--
hey, come on,
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Don't look right at them.
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Just please,
ignore the guerillas.
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Well, dan.
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I also came to tell you
something very important.
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and so steve had a chance
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To tell this father
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What he could
never tell his own.
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you see, dan,
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I believe in speaking
my mind--
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Especially when it
comes to love.
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Because you can't stand
in the way of love.
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I don't have
time for this.
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steve was a little shell-shocked
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After his first
encounter with lane's dad.
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Wow, I can't imagine
growing up with
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Such anoverbearing father.
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Yes, I can.
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But still, I feelsorry for the kid.
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Well, you know what they
say about unhappy children.
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Of course I do.
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The only unhappy child--
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Is the one whose brother--
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Strays too far from the...
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Miller's grasp.
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Yes.
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Isn't thatwhat happened to you?
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The moment yousit down with that man,
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He emasculates you.
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Oh, fa'ad, it takes
a lot to emasculate me.
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I didn't even cry
during my last brazilian.
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Nonetheless, you ran away,and now you have a problem.
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So perhaps I should talk
to the boy's father.
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I do do quite
an intimidating
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New york
thug character.
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Oh, not this again.
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Yes, I developed him for
a film I funded and produced
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Called
gangs of gangstas.
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Detective mcnally
says hi.
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I hate you, mickey.
I hate you so much.
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I love you, mickey.
I love you so much.
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oh, it was the most visceralexperience of my life.
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But, of course,
I did have
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The world's best
acting teacher.
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Alan alda?
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yes!
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He told me how to doa tough guy new york accent.
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And I got him for
"the end of m.A.S.H." rates.
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Still, the film doesn't really
seem like his genre.
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Well, he did
walk off the project,
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But I think it was more
out of envy than spite.
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Now, I don't know
if your bad acting
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Is the answer
to my problems.
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No, I need to show
thorngood the same fortitude
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That the character "junior"
had in my one-man play
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By the same name.
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You know what, daddy?
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This love ain't yours.
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No, it be ours.
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Well, and this love,
we're right here.
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And it's so
fragile and rare.
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Ain't nobody
can stop it.
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Not you, not anyone,
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Not even your damn god.
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Bravo!
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No, I don't want
to hear a word!
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dearest...
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No, you can keep going.
Oh.
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That's the character.
You do it.
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Oh, yeah, bravo.
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Needless to say,
the audience was speechless.
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they were also mostly black.
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Ah, I didn't like it.
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Did your father enjoy it?
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He never made
any of the performances.
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Not even the special
father-son matinee.
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So, you've never felt that
paternal kiss of approval.
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No, dads don't do that.
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Oh, yes, they do, yes.
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I can still
remember mine,
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The tickle of his
moustache,
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And his breath,
reeking of lamb.
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Yeah, I never got that.
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Still, this dan guy's
not my dad.
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He's just some guy
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Who's bullying his son
into hurting our puddle.
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No, I may have chickened out,
but I'm gonna go back,
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And I'm going to get
him kicked out of that
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Country club for reals,
if he doesn't back down.
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And perhaps
new york mickey
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Will make an appearance
when you least expect him.
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Oh, I think
we're good.
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and so steve once again
gathered his courage
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And headed to the country club
to confront lane's dad.
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Listen, I didn't
say everything
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I wanted to
say to you
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When I visited you
in your office, today.
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Maybe it was out
of respect for you,
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Because I've seen you here
at the club many times,
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Maybe I just felt
self-conscious
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About those guerillas.
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Because my message
is one of love,
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And sometimes I feel
that's lost on guerillas.
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Yes, they are
a blunt instrument.
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Although they will surprise
you around the holidays
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With an e-card,
or a little
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Basket of something.
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I don't really know
anything about that,
253
00:08:46,856 --> 00:08:50,174
My point is, I cared
about someone once,
254
00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:51,676
But because
my father didn't approve,
255
00:08:51,744 --> 00:08:53,628
I let that
love slip away,
256
00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:55,981
And now I'm not sure I'm
ever going to get it back.
257
00:08:56,048 --> 00:08:58,416
I can't let that
happen again.
258
00:08:58,484 --> 00:09:00,368
Don't you understand?
259
00:09:00,453 --> 00:09:02,787
just as sure
as that wind gonna
260
00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:04,155
Whip through them
willow trees--
261
00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:05,290
I'm gonna stop
you right there.
262
00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,858
Are you sure?
263
00:09:06,926 --> 00:09:08,159
I'm like two lines away
from the act break.
264
00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:10,128
Boy, you have
got guts, haven't you?
265
00:09:10,195 --> 00:09:11,646
You walk in here,
into my club,
266
00:09:11,714 --> 00:09:13,498
You barely know me.
267
00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:15,567
And you say stuff
like that to me?
268
00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:17,018
No, you're not
my father, you're just--
269
00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:19,571
I am very impressed
with you, young man.
270
00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:20,822
What's this, now?
271
00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:22,691
and that's when steve
272
00:09:22,775 --> 00:09:24,242
Heard something he'd never
heard from his real father.
273
00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:26,077
I like you, son.
274
00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:27,996
Thank you for havingthe courage to come out and say
275
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,331
These things to me.
276
00:09:29,415 --> 00:09:30,782
I wasn't even
really finished
277
00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,284
Saying all the things I--
278
00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:33,451
You know, I used to think
that you were
279
00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:34,786
Just some creepy guy
at the club
280
00:09:34,837 --> 00:09:37,372
Whose parents had
buckets of money.
281
00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:39,924
But after you came
to see me today,
282
00:09:39,992 --> 00:09:42,427
I couldn't stop
thinking, "wow.
283
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,629
That steve wilde,he's something else."
284
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,014
I mean, wow!
285
00:09:46,098 --> 00:09:48,466
Wow, wow, wow.
Uh-huh.
286
00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,302
My goodness,
steve wilde.
287
00:09:50,353 --> 00:09:51,886
Charlie redpants.
288
00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:53,605
I thought they banned you
from coming here
289
00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:55,473
After you drank
all those gimlets
290
00:09:55,524 --> 00:09:57,859
And dry-humped
the regatta trophy.
291
00:09:57,943 --> 00:10:00,195
Charlie....
You mess with him,
292
00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:01,896
And you're messing with meand about
293
00:10:01,981 --> 00:10:04,733
400 armed madmen.
294
00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:06,901
Uh, I'm sorry, dan.
That's right.
295
00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:09,454
even new york mickey
was scared by that.
296
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,706
You and I really should
play tennis sometime.
297
00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:13,541
Oh, I doubt you have
the time for that.
298
00:10:13,626 --> 00:10:14,826
Oh, of course I do.
299
00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:16,494
You, me, here at the club.
It would be fun.
300
00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:18,797
I would love that.
301
00:10:18,864 --> 00:10:20,465
as steve abandoned his plan
302
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,467
To stand up
for me to dan,
303
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,302
My mom was across
the way at the club,
304
00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:27,305
Still working on her plan
by going after his son.
305
00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,591
Look emmy, I only have
a couple of minutes,
306
00:10:29,675 --> 00:10:30,759
Then you really
have to leave.
307
00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:31,760
You shouldn't
be here.
308
00:10:31,844 --> 00:10:33,311
Okay, okay, lane.
309
00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,814
You don't think of me
as low class, do you lane?
310
00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:38,316
I mean, you wouldn't be ashamed
to go to dinner with me,
311
00:10:38,384 --> 00:10:40,518
Even though I'm not
rich, would you?
312
00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:41,653
Not at all.
313
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,605
You're smart
and pretty...
314
00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:46,024
Oh.
And you're not even that much taller than me.
315
00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:47,442
You know what?
316
00:10:47,526 --> 00:10:50,578
You are very mature
for your age,
317
00:10:50,663 --> 00:10:52,330
Do you know that?
318
00:10:52,398 --> 00:10:53,782
[car horn honk
319
00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:55,316
That's my dad.
You really have to go.
320
00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:57,335
Meet me after school
tomorrow, okay?
321
00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:58,920
Perfect.
322
00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:01,623
Oh, and, lane,
323
00:11:01,707 --> 00:11:03,341
I do think you'reof the age now where
324
00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,676
Maybe some light lip kissing
325
00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:05,927
Wouldn't be
out of the question.
326
00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,630
I was just
thinking the same thing.
327
00:11:08,714 --> 00:11:12,517
my mom didn't realize the effect
she had on men of any age,
328
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,553
Because lane thought my mom
was his new girlfriend.
329
00:11:15,604 --> 00:11:17,389
Hello, son.
How was your day?
330
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,890
Good, uh...
331
00:11:18,941 --> 00:11:20,725
Hey, listen,
I can't play tennis tomorrow.
332
00:11:20,776 --> 00:11:22,026
I have a date.
333
00:11:22,094 --> 00:11:23,628
Well, I guess you're
getting to the age
334
00:11:23,696 --> 00:11:26,364
Where you discover
that part of your life.
335
00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:28,800
I guess I'm
at that age, too.
336
00:11:28,868 --> 00:11:31,119
and sort of thought
the same thing about steve.
337
00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:32,987
See, I met someone.
338
00:11:33,072 --> 00:11:35,457
And I think this
might be the one.
339
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,571
steve was getting ready
to play tennis with a man
340
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,189
Who thought
they were dating.
341
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,958
There, you're done.
342
00:11:48,025 --> 00:11:49,692
Go have fun with dan.
343
00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:50,961
What's gotten into you?
344
00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:52,245
Oh, I'm sorry, steve.
345
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,797
I'm just a little
jealous, is all.
346
00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,882
I feel I'm competing
with this guy
347
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,217
To be your
father figure.
348
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,702
Oh, lunt, you
rotting old puff.
349
00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:00,754
Don't be silly.
350
00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:03,139
You're my mother figure.
351
00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:04,758
and at the same time,
352
00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:06,893
My mother was getting ready
for a picnic
353
00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:08,895
With a boy who thought
they were dating. Hey.
354
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,547
Hey!
Where are you going?
355
00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:12,399
He's playing tennis
with mr. Thorngood.
356
00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:15,101
Lunt, you gossipy
old fishwife.
357
00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:17,320
If you must know,
I'm trying to show dan
358
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,406
That he shouldn't get in the way
of two people being together.
359
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,824
So before you judge me,
360
00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:22,275
Just know that I'm
doing it for puddle.
361
00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:23,577
Hey, emmy,
362
00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:25,111
You leftthe picnic basket
363
00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:27,564
That you packed for you and lane
by the stairs.
364
00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:29,899
Migo,
you chatty cathy!
365
00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:33,587
I just thought I would push
him to stand up for himself.
366
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,589
Hey, what are
you guys doing?
367
00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:37,173
Uh, nothing.
368
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:38,592
Just going to the park...
Just going on a picnic.
369
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:39,742
To play tennis
for americana day.
370
00:12:39,794 --> 00:12:41,678
Sounds like fun.
I want to go.
371
00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:43,597
It's really
an adult thing. You have
372
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:44,747
It's kind of in
the town charter,
373
00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,416
Along with
burning witches.
374
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,805
and so my mom
tried again with lane.
375
00:12:51,889 --> 00:12:53,923
And this time,
she was more direct.
376
00:12:53,975 --> 00:12:55,308
There's
a dance tomorrow,
377
00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:57,277
And I think we
both know a girl
378
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,614
Who would very much
like to go with you.
379
00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:03,283
Emmy kadubic, you are
going to be the end of me.
380
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:05,201
except, if you're
going to be direct,
381
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:07,320
Don't you think you should
use someone's name?
382
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:10,206
But hey, at least she tried.
383
00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,042
Steve pretty much
abandoned completely
384
00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:13,827
Any effort of getting me
to the dance.
385
00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:16,830
He was just happy to have
a father approve of him.
386
00:13:16,914 --> 00:13:19,933
Whoa. Is this yours?
387
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:21,818
Yep, '66 corvette.
388
00:13:21,986 --> 00:13:25,095
God, my dad
used to have this car.
389
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:27,407
He never even trusted me enough
to let me touch it, not even to wash it.
390
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,959
Well, she looks better
when she's clean.
391
00:13:30,011 --> 00:13:33,797
Well...We could
give her a wash.
392
00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:35,932
Oh, my god.
393
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:40,186
Steve wilde, you are
gonna wear me out.
394
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:53,872
of course, he didn't
really know how to wash a car.
395
00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:11,833
one that went on
for a while.
396
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,984
like--like really a long while.
397
00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,515
longer than you'd imagine.
398
00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:32,685
Even though he really wanted
to impress his father figure,
399
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,288
It was still pretty weird.
400
00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:41,785
I guess steve also
never played water tag
401
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,413
With his dad either.
402
00:14:44,276 --> 00:14:46,366
But do people
even do that?
403
00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:51,474
You know,
when I told steve
404
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,759
To work on
his father issues,
405
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,761
This is notwhat I meant.
406
00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:55,779
Maybe I should
go down here
407
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:56,879
And get him to stop.
408
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,516
Don't you do
a thing.
409
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,851
and then my mom and steve
ran into each other.
410
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,220
Get this: Feeling great
about themselves.
411
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,772
Guess what brilliant woman
412
00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,190
Was able to complete
her mission
413
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,491
And get lane back
together with puddle?
414
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,059
This one.
415
00:15:10,111 --> 00:15:11,694
I was able to convince
lane he shouldn't care
416
00:15:11,762 --> 00:15:13,329
What his father thinks,
and that he should
417
00:15:13,397 --> 00:15:14,998
Go to the dance
with whoever he wants.
418
00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,866
Oh, well, I'm sorry,
it was all for naught.
419
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,385
'cause not only was I able
to convince dan that it's okay
420
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,371
For puddle and lane to go
to the dance together,
421
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,039
I convinced him
to come with me,
422
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,207
So he could be there
in person
423
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,508
To tell lane
how he feels.
424
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,544
I will believe that
when I see it.
425
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,879
Well, then maybe you should come
to the dance tomorrow night.
426
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,631
and so my mom
finally got the invitation
427
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,583
Steve's father had once
kept her from getting.
428
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,301
Are you asking me?
429
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,053
Well, I don't know how
dan would feel about that.
430
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,105
I mean, he's
picking me up at-- never mind.
431
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,261
Lunt, unlock my junior
high school dancewear closet!
432
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,487
and finally,
433
00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:50,738
It was the night
of the big dance.
434
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:51,939
I know one girl
you're gonna make
435
00:15:51,991 --> 00:15:53,958
Very, very happy
tonight, lane.
436
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,410
And maybe even kiss.
437
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:57,378
Maybe.
438
00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,949
and all the hot couples
were showing up.
439
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,085
Oh, I tell you, steve,
for the first time in my life,
440
00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:07,505
I don't care what any of these
people think about me.
441
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,258
I am not gonna be judged
by anyone anymore.
442
00:16:10,309 --> 00:16:12,126
Good for you.
Oh, don't look now.
443
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,461
There's that cute
regatta trophy
444
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,179
I once dated.
445
00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:16,748
Ooh, awkward.
446
00:16:16,815 --> 00:16:18,099
Oh, steve wilde,
447
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,817
You're gonna
be the death of me.
448
00:16:19,902 --> 00:16:23,605
Well, I hope you don't
go dying any time--
449
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:27,808
huh, so this is what
a father's kiss feels like.
450
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:31,362
but steve still didn't
get what dan meant.
451
00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:34,616
yup, there's the tickle
of that moustache.
452
00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:39,654
I really enjoyed that.
453
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,823
Hey, let's hope
not too much, huh?
454
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,792
Ere are the kids!
455
00:16:47,296 --> 00:16:48,663
Hey there!
456
00:16:48,714 --> 00:16:49,997
Hi, emmy.
457
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:50,998
Hi.
458
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,216
Wow, you look great.
459
00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:53,685
Thank you, steve.
460
00:16:53,769 --> 00:16:56,554
This is my--
um, what are we, dan?
461
00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:58,640
Well I'm sorry, steve.
I'm old fashioned.
462
00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:01,359
Uh, we're friends.
463
00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:02,894
Well, it's nice
to meet you, dan.
464
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,146
I think your son
has something to say to you.
465
00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:06,364
Lane.
466
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,733
Dad, I...
467
00:17:08,817 --> 00:17:12,853
Dad, I've been really nervous
about bringing this up,
468
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:15,690
But, uh, I would neverjudge you for who you date.
469
00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,375
Really?
470
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:20,078
And I hope you would never
judge me for who I date.
471
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:22,029
Oh, of course
he wouldn't.
472
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:23,531
You're right, son.
473
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:26,367
Everybody should date
474
00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:29,053
And dance
with whomever they want.
475
00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,371
Thanks, dad.
476
00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:32,006
Mm-hmm.
477
00:17:32,057 --> 00:17:33,391
There's puddle.
478
00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:35,510
I guess it'snow or never.
479
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:38,563
You know, I--wah!
480
00:17:40,182 --> 00:17:42,600
Oh, boy,
I think this song
481
00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:45,019
Is for the kids, dan.
482
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:47,238
oh, you let themtry to stop us.
483
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:49,240
I don't think anybody'sgonna try to stop us,
484
00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:50,525
But I do thinkit's for the kids.
485
00:17:50,576 --> 00:17:52,059
Shh.
486
00:17:52,111 --> 00:17:53,394
Oh.
487
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:00,785
Look, puddle.
488
00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:02,236
I just wanted
to tell you something
489
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,287
In front of your mom.
490
00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:04,956
Yeah,
why is my mom here?
491
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,960
I'm breaking up
with you.
492
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,745
Emmy and I are in love,
and we want to be together.
493
00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:12,463
What? What?
What? What?
494
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:14,215
What?
What? What?
495
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,416
Lane, what are
you talking about?
496
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:16,584
We're not dating.
497
00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,152
We're not?
No, no, no, no.
498
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:19,687
I was just trying to get
you to stand up to your dad
499
00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:22,123
So you could get back
together with puddle.
500
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,458
We never broke up.
501
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,660
I only told you
that lane dumped me
502
00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:26,961
So that you and steve
503
00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:28,463
Wouldn't embarrass me
at the dance.
504
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,164
Wouldn't embarrass me.
505
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:31,999
Well this is what happens
when you lie, puddle.
506
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,835
Yeah, so this
is my fault.
507
00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:35,303
I wonder what
they're talking about.
508
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:36,871
Oh, who cares?
509
00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:39,707
Let's not do anything
to ruin this moment, steve.
510
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,926
but steve's romantic moment
was about to be ruined too.
511
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,845
Oh, no.
512
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,513
even though he didn't know
he was having one.
513
00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,381
Fa'ad, listen, it's fine.
514
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,600
because fa'ad
was about to launch
515
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:51,102
Into the tough guy
new york accent
516
00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:53,554
That alan alda
had trained him for.
517
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,523
I'll tell you who I am,
you big meanie.
518
00:18:55,574 --> 00:18:57,024
I'm with steve,
519
00:18:57,076 --> 00:18:59,660
And I pose a significant
danger to you, my friend.
520
00:18:59,728 --> 00:19:01,496
Rather significant.
521
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:04,165
I should have known
it was too good to be true.
522
00:19:04,232 --> 00:19:06,284
You're steve's boyfriend.
523
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:07,902
I have been so blind.
524
00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:09,403
Steve's boyfriend?
525
00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,456
Well, that's ludicrous.
526
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,407
It's a preposterous
hypothesis.
527
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:14,876
My boyfriend?
528
00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:16,711
What do you mean,
"too good to be true"?
529
00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:17,962
I mean...
530
00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:19,213
My message
is one of love.
531
00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:20,414
We can't stand
in the way of love.
532
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,567
I like you, son.
533
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,469
I couldn't stop thinking,
"wow, that steve wilde.
534
00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,687
Wow, he is something else."
535
00:19:26,755 --> 00:19:29,190
Everybody should date and dance
with whomever they want.
536
00:19:29,257 --> 00:19:30,641
Well, I'm sorry, steve,
I'm old-fashioned.
537
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:32,259
We're friends.
538
00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:33,828
You and I should really
play tennis sometime.
539
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,095
especially when
it comes to love.
540
00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:36,430
I really enjoyed that.
541
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,765
You thought
we were dating?
542
00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:39,567
Yes.
543
00:19:39,618 --> 00:19:42,703
Oh, you scoundrel.
544
00:19:42,771 --> 00:19:44,205
Don't be like
that, come on.
545
00:19:44,272 --> 00:19:46,157
You keep away from me,
with your false kisses!
546
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:47,375
Come on, lane,
we're leaving.
547
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,576
You kissed him?
548
00:19:48,627 --> 00:19:51,579
He...Dan, please.
549
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,280
This is absolute nonsense.
550
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:57,251
Puddle, I am so sorry,
I didn't know that he would--
551
00:19:57,302 --> 00:19:59,053
I was just
trying to help.
552
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,171
Can you ever forgive me?
553
00:20:00,255 --> 00:20:01,839
Excuse me, puddle?
554
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:03,641
I was wondering
if you'd like to dance.
555
00:20:03,725 --> 00:20:04,725
Sure.
556
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:05,927
I forgive you.
557
00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:09,430
I mean, I know I look fickle,
558
00:20:09,481 --> 00:20:11,098
But lane's a boy.
559
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,650
Brad's a tween.
560
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:20,158
So, what happened
with dan?
561
00:20:20,242 --> 00:20:21,809
Well, we broke up.
562
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,361
I didn't even really
know that we were--
563
00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:25,813
We broke up.
564
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:26,998
What about
you and lane?
565
00:20:27,082 --> 00:20:28,649
He dumped me.
566
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,284
Well, I actually did know
that he sort of liked--
567
00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:31,652
But, yes, he dumped me.
568
00:20:31,703 --> 00:20:33,371
Can't believe I made
a 12-year-old
569
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:34,839
Fall in love with me.
570
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,841
Wouldn't be
the first time.
571
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,509
Guess he and I both
go for older women.
572
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,461
Thank you.
I'm only kidding.
573
00:20:40,512 --> 00:20:41,512
You know that I
like younger women.
574
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,334
This is more than words?
575
00:20:47,386 --> 00:20:49,737
Yeah, I slipped
the dj a g-note.
576
00:20:49,805 --> 00:20:51,122
I don't know,
I thought that maybe
577
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,875
We could finally
get that dance, but--
578
00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:57,528
Well, I guess since
they're already playing it
579
00:20:57,613 --> 00:20:58,980
And everything...
580
00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:00,398
Really?
581
00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:02,016
Yeah.
582
00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:05,686
so my mom and steve
were finally
583
00:21:05,737 --> 00:21:08,756
Going to get what they'd both
been wanting for 20 years:
584
00:21:08,824 --> 00:21:10,908
Dance together
at the fall formal.
585
00:21:13,612 --> 00:21:16,264
Are you
kidding me?!
586
00:21:16,331 --> 00:21:17,698
well, I suppose they can
587
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:20,434
Have another
do-over next year.
588
00:21:20,502 --> 00:21:24,722
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