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Thanks For Letting Me Borrow
All This Stuff.
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It'S Really Gonna Class Up
Our Dinner Party.
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Well, Jeff Will Be There
To Class It Down,
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So It Should Be A Wash.
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Oh, Hey.
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Pretty Bold, Robbing Us
In Broad Daylight.
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It'S For Dinner At Our Place
Saturday Night.
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Oh, All Right, Well,
Looking Forward To It.
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Should Be Fun.
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God, That'S Gonna Suck.
How Did You Let That Happen?
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She Asked,
And We Were Free, All Right?
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It Won'T Be That Bad.
Yes, It Will.
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That Last Meal She Made For Us
Tasted Like Balloons.
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Those Were Fried Clams.
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Explain The Variety
Of Colors.
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I Can'T.
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They'Re Our Friends,
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And We'Re Going
To Their Dinner Party.
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Oh, Wait, Dinnerparty?
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Are There Gonna Be
Other People There?
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Just One Other Couple.
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Don'T Say It.
It'S The Bennetts.
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Oh, Ya Said It!
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Chuck Bennett Is So Boring,
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Sometimes When I Can'T Sleep
At Night,
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I Literally Count
Chuck Bennetts.
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I Know, But Chuck Comes
With Laurie,
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And Laurie'S An Old Friend
Of Jennifer'S.
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Besides, We Can Make
A Drinking Game Out Of It.
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Every Time Chuck Says,
"Long Story Short," Drink.
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Yeah, But Remember
What We'Re Gonna Be Drinking.
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Oh, God, That'S Right.
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Chuck Always Brings
That Beer He Makes.
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In His Bathtub!
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Like Anheuser-Busch Doesn'T Know
What They'Re Doing!
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I'Ve Gotta Drink Pale Ale
Filtered Through His Hair Trap.
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Please Be A Serial Killer.
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Hey, Brad, Jackie.
Hey.
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Hey, Guys.
Hey, Come In.
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Ah, You Are Looking Gorgeous,
As Usual.
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Back Off, Buddy.
That'S My Wife.
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It'S Funny 'Cause He
Doesn'T Like Girls.
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One Of Those Things
Is True.
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Come On, What'S The Point
In Having Friends
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That Are Gay Dudes
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If You Can'T Ride 'Em
A Little?
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Forget I Just Said That.
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Anyway, We'Re Sorry
To Pop Over Unannounced,
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But We Sent You An Invite
To Our Party,
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And Someone...
Mailed It Without A Stamp.
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Yeah, It'S The Crime
Of The Century.
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Just Give It To Them,
My Big Black Forest Ham.
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It'S This Saturday Night.
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It'S Just Friends
And A Few Clients.
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Very Casual.
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Stop Underselling It.
It'S Gonna Be Huge!
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We Got A Fabulous Caterer,
Yummy Waiters,
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And There'S Gonna Be
Famous People There.
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We Would Love
To Come Saturday,
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But We Already Have Plans.
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So We'Re Gonna Miss
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The Really Great
Famous Person Party
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For Chuck Bennett
And His Bathtub Hooch?
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Is That A Band?
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We'Re Already Committed.
End Of Story.
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Damn It.
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Come On,
Take Me To Pinkberry.
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Wow.
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I'M Not Even That Gay
When We'Re Having Sex.
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Audrey.
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Don'T Even Say It.
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We Already Promised
Adam And Jen.
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Verbally.
This Is In Writing.
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It'D Be Adam And Jen'S Word
Against Ours.
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We Can'T Cancel Just 'Cause
We Got A Better Invitation.
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All Right?
You Don'T Do That To Friends.
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We'Re Gonna Miss
A Really Great Party
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With Top-Shelf Booze.
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Purchased From A Store
Untouched By Human Buttocks.
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We'Re Going To Adam And Jen'S,
All Right, Jeff?
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Fine.
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I Can'T Promise
It Won'T Come Up Again
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When I'M Drunk
On Ass Beer.
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Hmm...Pass The Salt.
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Say We Can Go
To Brad'S Party.
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No.
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No Salt.
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Ahh...
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Boy, You Two Look Bummed.
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What Is It, 12 Years Now?
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Oh, I'M Sorry.
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My Boss' Scathing Barbs
At Married Life
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Do Tickle Me So.
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Audrey'S Forcing Us
To Go To A Dinner Party
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At Adam And Jen'S.
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Oh, God, I Went To One
Of Theirboremitzvahs Once.
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I Had To Make
Crappy Small Talk
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With Their Lame Friends,
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Eat Those Cornish
Dried Game Hens
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And Play Stupid Charades.
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That Was our dinner Party.
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Really?
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Well, In That Case,
Sounds Like It Blew.
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Adam And Jen'S
Is Gonna Be Worse,
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And Audrey Won'T Let Me
Tell 'Em A Lie To Get Out Of It.
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I'M Not Comfortable
Lying To Friends.
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That'S The Beauty
Of Having An Assistant.
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Timmy Here Does
All My Lying For Me.
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Happy To Do It, Sir.
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See How Good I'Ve Become.
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Well, It Wouldn'T Just Get Us
Out Of Adam And Jennifer'S.
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It Would Also Get Us
Into Brad And Jackie'S Party,
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Which Is Gonna Have
Fantastic Food And Booze,
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Professional Athletes--
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Whoa, Whoa.
Professional Athletes?
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Brad'S A Sports Agent.
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What Do You Care?
You Don'T Follow Sports.
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No, No,
But I Follow Models,
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And Models Follow Athletes.
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He'S Right, You Know.
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Back Home In South Africa,
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Cricket Players
Get All The Best Tail.
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Well, Listen, We'Re Going
To That Party.
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And Were We Invited, Sir?
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It'S A Mere Formality.
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We'Ll Get In There
With One Phone Call.
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Yes?
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Timmy, Get Us Into That Party.
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Beep Beep.
Comin' Through!
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Really?
I'M Gonna Marry
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The "Beep Beep,
Coming Through" Guy?
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So I See The Kids Next Door
Repoed Our Chairs.
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How We Gonna Sit
At The Table?
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Not A Problem, They'Re
Coming Back For That Too.
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Theirs Isn'T Big Enough
For Six.
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All Right, So For Their Party,
They Bring Nothing To The Table.
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Not Even A Table.
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Hey. Good News.
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Jen'S Gonna Make
Her Famous Fried Clams Again.
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That Is Good News.
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Yeah, They'Re Not
In Season,
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But You Can Get Anything
In Chinatown.
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I Think They'Ll Go Great With
Chuck'S Latest Batch Of Beer.
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He'S Flavoring It
With Fruit Now.
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He'S Bringing Raspberry!
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Homemade Raspberry Beer
And Black Market Clams?
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That Sounds Great.
Yeah.
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Tell Chuck To Bring
An Extra Jug,
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'Cause I'M Gonna Be
Mighty Thir--
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Hold On A Sec.
Oh, No, No, No.
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You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me!
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What'S The Matter?
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A Stupid Client Of Mine,
Jackson Farnsworth,
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Wants Me To Meet Him In Atlantic
City This Saturday Night.Damn It!
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I'M Gonna Miss Your Dinner.
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Jeff, I Am Sure
You Can Get Out Of It.
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I'M Sure That I Can'T.
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Well, At Least Audrey
Can Make It.
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Oh, No, You Jinxed It.
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Now He Wants Audrey
To Come Too.
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Turns Out He'S Bringing
His Wife,
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And Insists We All Go Out
For Stone Crabs.
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Oh, No,
That'S Too Bad.
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Well,
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I Guess We Don'T Need
The Table Anymore.
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And I Was So Looking Forward
To Getting My Clams On!
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Tell You What,
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I'Ll Save You Some Clams.
You Can Just Re-Heat 'Em.
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You Betr.
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I Don'T Believe You.
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Well, They Did.
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Just Give Me The Wine.
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"From Jeff And Audrey"?
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Jeff, You Wrote
On The Label?
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This Was Expensive.
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I Want Credit
For Being Classy.
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Whoa.
It'S Gorgeous.
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I'Ll Bet You There'S Not
A Clam In The Room.
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We Should Go Find
Brad And Jackie.
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Good Idea.
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Let'S Start Our Hunt
At The Bar.
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Aw, Crap, We Were Supposed
To bring something?
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Yes.
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The Bottle Of Wine
I Purchased
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That You Drank In The Cab
On The Way Over.
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Yeah, Well,
The Conversation
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Wasn'T Exactly
Doing It For Me.
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Oh, This Is Good Stuff.
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Hey, Russell.
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Oh, Hey, Brad.
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Hey, Here'S Something
I Just Picked Up.
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Put It On The Table.
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Oh, It Goes Right Here.
Okay. I see how it's Work.
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Hey, Uh, By The Way,
Thanks For Having Me.
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Well, It'S Hard To Say No
To Someone Whose Assistant
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Followed Me Around Town
On A Bicycle...Begging.
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Yes, Rather A Tricky Day,
What With All The Lightning.
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Just Remmber,
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I Only Agreed
To Let Russell Come
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Because You Promised
To Keep An Eye On Him.
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These Are My Friends
And Colleagues,
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And They Deserve Not To Be
Sexually Harassed.
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I Can Assure You, Sir,
He'Ll Be A Perfect Gentleman.
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I'Ll Settle For Him
Keeping His Pants On The Whole Time.
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Didn'T Realize You'D Set The Bar
Quite So High.
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I'Ll Do My Best.
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Now, Mr. Dunbar,
214
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We Have To Establish
Some Rules.
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Oh, Dear Me!
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This Is Unbelievable.
I Know.
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Do Me A Favor.
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When I Die,
Bury Me At This Party.
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Oh, No.
220
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Hey, What The Hell?
221
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What Are You Doing?
222
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My Scotch Is Out There.
223
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Look.
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Yeah, I Know, I See It.
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Single Malt,
Right There On The Bar.
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Adam And Jennifer Are Here.
227
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Oh, Wow.
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Chuck Bennett Bored Them
Right Out Of Their Own Party.
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You Happy?
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Look Where
Your Stupid Lie Got Us.
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If They Catch Us,
I Am Gonna Be Mortified.
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Why Did I Go Along
With This?
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Hey, At Least You Have
A Drink.
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I'M Gonna Take A Look
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And See If There'S
An Escape Route.
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Oh, Crap.
237
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What? What?
238
00:09:54,851 --> 00:09:56,436
Someone Took My Scotch.
239
00:10:03,422 --> 00:10:04,569
Hey, Timmy,
What Are You Doing Here?
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00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,664
Turns Out I'M In Charge
Of Making Sure
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00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,706
Mr. Dunbar Here
Keeps His Pants On.
242
00:10:08,706 --> 00:10:10,182
Ha Ha. Good Luck.
243
00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:13,169
Timmy, Why Don'T You
Go Get Us Some Drinks.
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00:10:13,169 --> 00:10:15,352
Ah, A Fitting Use
Of My Mba.
245
00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:18,375
I Love That British
Sense Of Humor.
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I'M From South Africa.
247
00:10:19,968 --> 00:10:20,922
You Always Say That.
248
00:10:20,922 --> 00:10:22,797
Because You Always Say
I'M British.
249
00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:25,257
Ah, This Is Why I Drank
In The Cab.
250
00:10:26,132 --> 00:10:28,282
What Are You Two Losers
Doing Here?
251
00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:29,652
I Thought You Were Having
Some Lame Dinner Party.
252
00:10:29,652 --> 00:10:31,180
Oh, And You Wonder Why
We Didn'T Invite You.
253
00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:33,681
I Thought You Didn'T Invite Me
Because You Like Me.
254
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,166
Jeff And Audrey Had To Go
To Atlantic City,
255
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,288
And The Other Couples
Cancelled.
256
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,688
It'S Too Bad Because
It Was Really Fun.
257
00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:40,953
We Were Gonna Have--
Pretty Girl.
258
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:48,075
Listen, I Don'T Care
What It Costs.
259
00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:50,712
If It Helps The Environment,
I'M In.
260
00:10:50,712 --> 00:10:53,600
Yeah. No...
You Pay That!
261
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,718
Get The Oil Off
Those Little Baby Ducks.
262
00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:01,434
These People!
I Can'T Even--
263
00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:04,129
So Sorry I Was Yelling.
Hi, I'M Russell.
264
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,522
Hi, I'M Martina.
265
00:11:06,522 --> 00:11:09,273
Oh, My God, That Accent.
Where You From?
266
00:11:09,273 --> 00:11:10,687
The Czech Republic.
267
00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:12,899
Oh, Well, Then,
Czechplease.
268
00:11:13,649 --> 00:11:16,438
I Must Tell You,
I Have A Boyfriend.
269
00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:18,352
Oh, Well, You Should.
You'Re Gorgeous.
270
00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,149
Such A Great Body.
What'S Your Secret?
271
00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:23,565
Well, I Make Good Decisions
About What I Put In My Body.
272
00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:25,460
Oh, I'D Like To Be
One Of Those Good Decisions.
273
00:11:26,651 --> 00:11:30,757
My Boyfriend Is
Right Over There.
274
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,458
Look, I Can'T See Anyone
Past Jerry Rice Over There.
275
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,368
It Is Jerry Rice.
276
00:11:35,368 --> 00:11:36,790
Yikes.
277
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,839
Martina, Is This Guy
Hitting On You?
278
00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:44,269
I Think That'S What
He'S Trying To Do.
279
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,938
Martina, Jerry,
Is Everything Okay?
280
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:49,487
You Know, Brad,
I Came To This Party To Chill,
281
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,968
And All Of A Sudden,
This Little Talking Chihuahua
282
00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,912
Started Humping
My Lady'S Leg.
283
00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:59,114
Why Would He Do That?
Yeah, Why?
284
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,776
Why? I Didn'T. I Wasn'T Hitting On Her.
285
00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,048
It Doesn'T Make Sense.
286
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,772
Here'S Your Drink, Sir.
287
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,538
Yeah, Just Ask
My Boyfriend.
288
00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:10,590
- What?!
- You'Re Gay? - Please.
289
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,079
Tell 'Em What I Did To You
Last Night.
290
00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:16,452
Please, I Beg You, Sir.
291
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,036
Heh Heh Heh,
You Sure Did.
292
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:23,167
I Can'T Believe
We'Re Trapped In Here.
293
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,299
Don'T Worry, I'M Working On
A Story To Get Us Out Of Here.
294
00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:27,390
Farnsworth Ate
A Bad Crab.
295
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:29,650
He'S Being Medevac'Ed
Back To The City,
296
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,490
And Bob The Pilot Is Letting Us
Ride Jump Seat.
297
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,825
Wow, You Really Put
A Lot Of Thought Into This.
298
00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:38,821
Key To A Good Lie Is
In The Odd Specific Details.
299
00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:41,524
Jackson Farnsworth,
Stone Crabs, Medevac.
300
00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:44,063
Wait A Minute,
Wasn'T Jackson Farnsworth
301
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,564
Your Old College Buddy...
302
00:12:46,606 --> 00:12:47,672
Who Was Really Upset
About His Divorce,
303
00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:49,046
So You Had
To Console Him
304
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:50,489
Instead Of Going
Out To Dinner
305
00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:51,298
With Me And My Parents?
306
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,073
Different One.
It'S A Fairly Common Name.
307
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,256
Oh, You Actually Used
This Crap On Me?!
308
00:12:57,256 --> 00:12:59,066
Okay, First Of All,
It Was A Playoff Game.
309
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,745
And I Only Lied So That You
Wouldn'T Get Upset.
310
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,832
And You Don'T Really Want
To Know The Truth
311
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:03,852
About Everything.
312
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:05,519
Yes, I Do.
313
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,758
You Want To Know The Truth?
Fine.
314
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:07,467
Ask Me Again.
315
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,796
"Did I Overcook
The Lasagna?
316
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,894
"Does This Dress
Make Me Look Boxy?
317
00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:13,559
Did You Kill That Giant Spider
In The Bathtub?"
318
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,141
You Didn'T Kill
That Giant Spider?
319
00:13:16,052 --> 00:13:18,306
Have You Killed Any
Of The Giant Spiders
320
00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:19,277
Since I'Ve Known You?
321
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,348
Not Really.
322
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:24,938
I Did Call The Exterminator
That Time That You Asked Me To.
323
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:25,729
Right.
324
00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:28,940
Oh,farnsworthexterminators?!
325
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,071
Damn It.
326
00:13:36,205 --> 00:13:38,366
Another Bedroom?
This Place Is Huge.
327
00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:41,578
Hey...Wanna Do It
On The Coats?
328
00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:43,674
Adam Rhodes,
You Filthy Perv.
329
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,211
Ach! We Have To Get
Out Of Here!
330
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,543
Right After The Show.
331
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,839
Okay, Let'S Go
Back Out There.
332
00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,721
Oh, You Mean, We'Re Not
Really Gonna...
333
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,469
Are You Serious?
334
00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:58,472
No.
335
00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:04,476
No Show.
336
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,536
What A Tease.
337
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,273
Hey, I Just Got An Idea.
No.
338
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,027
All Right, I'M Going In
For The Kill-- Cover Me.
339
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:16,696
Fine.
340
00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:18,580
Don'T Forget, You'Re Gay.
341
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,006
Heh Heh. Hi, I'M
Russell. Hi, I'M--
342
00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,613
Listen, I Don'T Have The Time
I Normally Would
343
00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:37,529
To Put Into Seducing You.
344
00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,557
So Why Don'T You Just Pretend
That You Found Me Adorable,
345
00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:41,972
I Pumped You
Full Of Drinks,
346
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:44,724
And You Agreed To Come
Back To My Place And, Uh--
347
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,581
And What?
348
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:51,022
And Watch The Box Set
Of sex In The City.
349
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:54,381
I'M Such A Carrie.
It'S Not Even Funny.
350
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,754
And You'Re A Samantha.
You Know You Are.
351
00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,385
He'S So Insatiable.
352
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,577
It'S Sex, Sex, Sex
All The Time With This One.
353
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,962
It'S Gay Sex,
And We Like It.
354
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,396
Oh, Whew, That Was Close.
355
00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:10,796
Yes, Could'Ve Been
Terribly Embarrassing.
356
00:15:11,818 --> 00:15:14,968
I Saw You Two Coming Out
Of Our Bedroom Before.
357
00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:17,468
You Guys Weren'T Rolling Around
On The Coats, Were You?
358
00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:18,883
No.
359
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,093
No.
360
00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,618
Hey, I Need You To Go
Over To Our Place
361
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,938
And Check And See If The Wife
Left The Stove On.
362
00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:31,449
We'Re All The Way Out Here
In Atlantic City,
363
00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,495
And She'S In A Tizzy.
364
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:35,942
I'Ll Go Check It Out
Right Now.
365
00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:36,946
How'S It Going Down There?
366
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:38,324
Good. Playing Roulette.
367
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:40,823
Oh, Yeah? Hey,
Put 20 On Black For Me.
368
00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:41,952
The Black?
369
00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:44,242
Sure. Just Put It Down.
370
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:45,551
Del Just Spun The Wheel.
371
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,771
He'S From Margate, Florida.
Got A Pencil-Thin Moustache.
372
00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,226
Ball'S Landing, And...
373
00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:54,377
Red. You Lose.
374
00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:55,222
Damn It.
375
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,755
Double Or Nothin'.
376
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,298
Yeah, Yeah. Black Again. Okay.
377
00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:02,346
Spinnin', And...Oh, Red.
You Lose Again.
378
00:16:02,719 --> 00:16:03,595
Damn It.
379
00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:04,805
Just Isn'T Your Night.
380
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,569
Hey, Thanks For Checking
On The Stove.
381
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:09,574
Y-- You'Ve Got A Problem.
382
00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,897
Hey, I'M Not The One
Who Couldn'T Walk Away
383
00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:12,521
From The Table.
384
00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,527
Oh, Uh, Hey, I Just Got
An Important Call From Jeff.
385
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:18,569
He Needs Us To--
386
00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,034
Oh, Little Cakes!
387
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,590
He'S Just Standing There
Eating Little Cakes.
388
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,473
Our Apartment'S Filling
With Gas.
389
00:16:26,473 --> 00:16:27,869
It Could Blow Any Minute.
390
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,913
You'Re Starting To Believe
Your Own Lies.
391
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,124
I'M That Good.
392
00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:35,837
Hold On, Jerry
393
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,670
Rice Is Going
In Motion.
394
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,219
He'S Setting A Block
For Us.
395
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:42,656
Come On, We'Ve Got
An Open Field-- Let'S Go!
396
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:02,445
Timmy, Why Are You Pouting
In The Corner?
397
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,011
Why Am I Pouting
In The Corner?
398
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,579
Well, Sir, It Might Be
Because
399
00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:13,060
They'Re Out
Of The Bacon-Wrapped Scallops
400
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:13,959
I So Enjoy.
401
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,603
Or Perhaps It'S Because
Everyone In The Room Thinks
402
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,871
Who Can'T Do Any Better
Than You.
403
00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:23,690
I Know You'Re Angry.
404
00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:26,230
I Will See If They Have
More Scallops.
405
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,284
It'S Thesecond One!
406
00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:31,308
You Know What,
407
00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:34,688
I Am Tired Of Being
Your Boy Toy.
408
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:35,670
Good-Bye.
409
00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,917
You Know What, You'Ve Been
Squawkin' All Night, Ya Bore!
410
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,327
Go Back To England!
411
00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:44,821
I Am From South Freakin'
Africa!
412
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:49,725
Oh, Hello.
413
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:51,212
Tough Break, Little Man.
414
00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:52,680
Looks Like Your Boyfriend
Dumped You.
415
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,590
Oh, Yeah, Him, He'S--
416
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,465
We'Ve Been Having Problems.
417
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,582
You Know What You Need?
418
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,542
You Need To Get Right Back
On The Horse.
419
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,046
Matt, Come Here.
420
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,757
Oh, God,
Is That The Horse?
421
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,304
Matt, This Is Russell.
422
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:07,512
I Think
You'Re Gonna Like Matt.
423
00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,095
He'S A Big Samantha Too.
424
00:18:20,314 --> 00:18:22,622
At Least We Have
Those Bacon-Wrapped Scallops
425
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:23,651
You Smuggled Out.
426
00:18:24,432 --> 00:18:25,611
But Where Did You
Hide Them?
427
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,634
See, That Right There
Is An Instance
428
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:29,447
Of Where You Want Me
To Lie.
429
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,842
Hey, What Are You Guys
Doing Here?
430
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:37,732
We Came To Check
The Stove.
431
00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:38,771
What Are You
Doing Here?
432
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,849
Yeah, I Thought You Guys Were
Supposed To Be In Atlantic City.
433
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:42,108
Yeah, Well, See...
434
00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,601
What Happened Was
We, Um...
435
00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:46,933
Jackson Farnsworth.
436
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,847
It Was My Fault.
437
00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,559
I-- I Was Worried
About The Gas,
438
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,935
And I Wasn'T Sure If You Guys
Would Take Care Of It,
439
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,744
So I Made Jeff Race Home.
440
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,038
Poor Guy.
441
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,147
I Wouldn'T Even Let Him Stop
To Go To The Bathroom.
442
00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:03,284
He Had To Pee
In An Iced Tea Bottle.
443
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,861
Really?
444
00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:06,834
Diet Peach.
445
00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:10,289
And You Know What,
She Stove Was On.
446
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,162
Oh, My God,
I Am So Sorry.
447
00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:14,168
I Got Distracted.
448
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,454
Damn You, Tiny Cakes!
449
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:20,044
It'S Okay.
No One Got Hurt.
450
00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:21,598
This Time.
451
00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:24,461
We'Ll See You Guys
Tomorrow.
452
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,005
Yeah.
453
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,048
Oh, Hey, By The Way,
454
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:29,009
We Had To Cancel The Dinner
Party With The Bennetts,
455
00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:30,260
But We'Re Gonna
Reschedule.
456
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,400
You Better.
457
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,479
Iced Tea Bottle.
Diet Peach.
458
00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,502
Nice Odd
Specific Details.
459
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,750
I Don'T Know
Where That Came From.
460
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,857
You'Ve Been Observing
The Master All These Years.
461
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:48,237
Turns Out You'Re
Kind Of A Natural.
462
00:19:49,112 --> 00:19:50,176
Maybe.
463
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:52,991
But How 'Bout From Now On
We Make An Agreement, Right?
464
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,376
We Only Use Our Lying Skills
On The Outside World,
465
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,343
Not On Each Other.
466
00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:56,914
Deal.
467
00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:58,308
And In That Spirit,
468
00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:02,189
The Giant Spider Did Not Crawl
Into A Pair Of Your Shoes.
469
00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:05,213
He Went Into Those Slippers.
470
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,824
Oh, You Just Want
To Split It?
471
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:14,804
Well, You Kinda Still Owe Me
472
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,203
For Those Roulette Bets
I Placed.
473
00:20:16,203 --> 00:20:17,617
Oh, Right.
474
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:21,518
I Really Thought You Were
Gonna Win That Second Spin.
475
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:22,728
It Landed In The Black,
476
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:25,380
But It Just Popped Out
Last Second.
477
00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:29,586
Hey, Guys.
478
00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,550
Hey.
Hey.
479
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,033
Oh, Thank You Guys
For Coming To Our Party.
480
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,790
We Had Such
A Great Time.
481
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:35,908
I'M Sorry We Didn'T Get
A Chance
482
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:36,805
To Talk Last Night.
483
00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:38,257
Where Were You Two Hiding?
484
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:39,428
Actually,
We Weren'T There.
485
00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:40,264
We Went To Atlantic City.
486
00:20:40,496 --> 00:20:42,749
But We Got The Bottle
Of Wine You Brought.
487
00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:45,559
We Didn'T Bring Any Wine.
We Didn'T Go.
488
00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,004
It Was Clearly Labeled
"From Jeff And Audrey."
489
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,355
Very Classy.
490
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,950
Wait, You Guys Were
At Their Party?
491
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:59,894
I Believe This Is Yours.
492
00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:03,292
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