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Yes, It Will. 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,534 That Last Meal She Made For Us Tasted Like Balloons. 14 00:00:32,495 --> 00:00:34,431 Those Were Fried Clams. 15 00:00:34,431 --> 00:00:36,751 Explain The Variety Of Colors. 16 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:39,361 I Can'T. 17 00:00:39,361 --> 00:00:41,051 They'Re Our Friends, 18 00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:42,171 And We'Re Going To Their Dinner Party. 19 00:00:42,171 --> 00:00:44,068 Oh, Wait, Dinnerparty? 20 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:46,007 Are There Gonna Be Other People There? 21 00:00:46,007 --> 00:00:47,809 Just One Other Couple. 22 00:00:47,809 --> 00:00:49,526 Don'T Say It. It'S The Bennetts. 23 00:00:49,526 --> 00:00:50,700 Oh, Ya Said It! 24 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,532 Chuck Bennett Is So Boring, 25 00:00:52,532 --> 00:00:54,178 Sometimes When I Can'T Sleep At Night, 26 00:00:54,178 --> 00:00:56,380 I Literally Count Chuck Bennetts. 27 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,112 I Know, But Chuck Comes With Laurie, 28 00:00:59,112 --> 00:01:00,623 And Laurie'S An Old Friend Of Jennifer'S. 29 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,442 Besides, We Can Make A Drinking Game Out Of It. 30 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:05,781 Every Time Chuck Says, "Long Story Short," Drink. 31 00:01:06,923 --> 00:01:09,011 Yeah, But Remember What We'Re Gonna Be Drinking. 32 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:11,628 Oh, God, That'S Right. 33 00:01:11,628 --> 00:01:14,287 Chuck Always Brings That Beer He Makes. 34 00:01:14,287 --> 00:01:15,978 In His Bathtub! 35 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:19,595 Like Anheuser-Busch Doesn'T Know What They'Re Doing! 36 00:01:19,595 --> 00:01:22,565 I'Ve Gotta Drink Pale Ale Filtered Through His Hair Trap. 37 00:01:24,339 --> 00:01:26,355 Please Be A Serial Killer. 38 00:01:29,024 --> 00:01:32,598 Hey, Brad, Jackie. Hey. 39 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:34,223 Hey, Guys. Hey, Come In. 40 00:01:34,223 --> 00:01:37,227 Ah, You Are Looking Gorgeous, As Usual. 41 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,946 Back Off, Buddy. That'S My Wife. 42 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:42,916 It'S Funny 'Cause He Doesn'T Like Girls. 43 00:01:43,619 --> 00:01:45,736 One Of Those Things Is True. 44 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:48,327 Come On, What'S The Point In Having Friends 45 00:01:48,327 --> 00:01:49,114 That Are Gay Dudes 46 00:01:49,114 --> 00:01:50,075 If You Can'T Ride 'Em A Little? 47 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,793 Forget I Just Said That. 48 00:01:55,787 --> 00:01:59,123 Anyway, We'Re Sorry To Pop Over Unannounced, 49 00:01:59,123 --> 00:02:01,125 But We Sent You An Invite To Our Party, 50 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:04,363 And Someone... Mailed It Without A Stamp. 51 00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:06,274 Yeah, It'S The Crime Of The Century. 52 00:02:06,274 --> 00:02:08,925 Just Give It To Them, My Big Black Forest Ham. 53 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:11,722 It'S This Saturday Night. 54 00:02:11,722 --> 00:02:14,113 It'S Just Friends And A Few Clients. 55 00:02:14,113 --> 00:02:15,032 Very Casual. 56 00:02:15,032 --> 00:02:17,210 Stop Underselling It. It'S Gonna Be Huge! 57 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:19,695 We Got A Fabulous Caterer, Yummy Waiters, 58 00:02:19,695 --> 00:02:21,648 And There'S Gonna Be Famous People There. 59 00:02:21,648 --> 00:02:23,273 We Would Love To Come Saturday, 60 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,649 But We Already Have Plans. 61 00:02:24,649 --> 00:02:26,469 So We'Re Gonna Miss 62 00:02:26,469 --> 00:02:27,583 The Really Great Famous Person Party 63 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:30,070 For Chuck Bennett And His Bathtub Hooch? 64 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,239 Is That A Band? 65 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:35,054 We'Re Already Committed. End Of Story. 66 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:36,221 Damn It. 67 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,589 Come On, Take Me To Pinkberry. 68 00:02:38,299 --> 00:02:40,496 Wow. 69 00:02:40,496 --> 00:02:43,044 I'M Not Even That Gay When We'Re Having Sex. 70 00:02:43,876 --> 00:02:46,128 Audrey. 71 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,593 Don'T Even Say It. 72 00:02:53,593 --> 00:02:55,157 We Already Promised Adam And Jen. 73 00:02:55,157 --> 00:02:56,513 Verbally. This Is In Writing. 74 00:02:56,513 --> 00:02:58,431 It'D Be Adam And Jen'S Word Against Ours. 75 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:02,334 We Can'T Cancel Just 'Cause We Got A Better Invitation. 76 00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:03,796 All Right? You Don'T Do That To Friends. 77 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:05,564 We'Re Gonna Miss A Really Great Party 78 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,167 With Top-Shelf Booze. 79 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:10,090 Purchased From A Store Untouched By Human Buttocks. 80 00:03:11,073 --> 00:03:14,219 We'Re Going To Adam And Jen'S, All Right, Jeff? 81 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:15,339 Fine. 82 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:17,912 I Can'T Promise It Won'T Come Up Again 83 00:03:17,912 --> 00:03:20,002 When I'M Drunk On Ass Beer. 84 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:27,218 Sync by YesCool. www.addic7ed.com 85 00:03:27,219 --> 00:03:28,560 W w w . 86 00:03:28,561 --> 00:03:31,144 W w w .a d d i c 87 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,141 W w w .a d d i c 7 e d 88 00:03:33,141 --> 00:03:34,516 W w w .a d d i c 7 e d . c o m 89 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:41,869 WwW.addic7ed.com!: Download free subtitles for TV Shows and Movies. 90 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,236 Hmm...Pass The Salt. 91 00:03:49,123 --> 00:03:51,113 Say We Can Go To Brad'S Party. 92 00:03:51,588 --> 00:03:53,166 No. 93 00:03:53,915 --> 00:03:55,450 No Salt. 94 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:56,368 Ahh... 95 00:03:59,086 --> 00:04:00,920 Boy, You Two Look Bummed. 96 00:04:01,456 --> 00:04:02,839 What Is It, 12 Years Now? 97 00:04:06,484 --> 00:04:07,799 Oh, I'M Sorry. 98 00:04:07,799 --> 00:04:09,725 My Boss' Scathing Barbs At Married Life 99 00:04:09,725 --> 00:04:11,049 Do Tickle Me So. 100 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:14,845 Audrey'S Forcing Us To Go To A Dinner Party 101 00:04:14,845 --> 00:04:15,972 At Adam And Jen'S. 102 00:04:15,972 --> 00:04:18,447 Oh, God, I Went To One Of Theirboremitzvahs Once. 103 00:04:19,099 --> 00:04:21,268 I Had To Make Crappy Small Talk 104 00:04:21,268 --> 00:04:22,519 With Their Lame Friends, 105 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:24,905 Eat Those Cornish Dried Game Hens 106 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,025 And Play Stupid Charades. 107 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,651 That Was our dinner Party. 108 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:32,178 Really? 109 00:04:32,178 --> 00:04:35,657 Well, In That Case, Sounds Like It Blew. 110 00:04:36,249 --> 00:04:38,661 Adam And Jen'S Is Gonna Be Worse, 111 00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:40,871 And Audrey Won'T Let Me Tell 'Em A Lie To Get Out Of It. 112 00:04:40,871 --> 00:04:42,826 I'M Not Comfortable Lying To Friends. 113 00:04:42,826 --> 00:04:44,922 That'S The Beauty Of Having An Assistant. 114 00:04:44,922 --> 00:04:46,181 Timmy Here Does All My Lying For Me. 115 00:04:46,738 --> 00:04:48,071 Happy To Do It, Sir. 116 00:04:48,937 --> 00:04:50,723 See How Good I'Ve Become. 117 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,108 Well, It Wouldn'T Just Get Us Out Of Adam And Jennifer'S. 118 00:04:54,108 --> 00:04:55,932 It Would Also Get Us Into Brad And Jackie'S Party, 119 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:58,146 Which Is Gonna Have Fantastic Food And Booze, 120 00:04:58,146 --> 00:04:59,490 Professional Athletes-- 121 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,225 Whoa, Whoa. Professional Athletes? 122 00:05:01,225 --> 00:05:02,728 Brad'S A Sports Agent. 123 00:05:02,728 --> 00:05:04,408 What Do You Care? You Don'T Follow Sports. 124 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:05,987 No, No, But I Follow Models, 125 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:06,977 And Models Follow Athletes. 126 00:05:07,804 --> 00:05:09,646 He'S Right, You Know. 127 00:05:09,646 --> 00:05:11,354 Back Home In South Africa, 128 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,986 Cricket Players Get All The Best Tail. 129 00:05:15,426 --> 00:05:17,301 Well, Listen, We'Re Going To That Party. 130 00:05:17,301 --> 00:05:18,590 And Were We Invited, Sir? 131 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:19,961 It'S A Mere Formality. 132 00:05:19,961 --> 00:05:21,356 We'Ll Get In There With One Phone Call. 133 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:27,862 Yes? 134 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,147 Timmy, Get Us Into That Party. 135 00:05:36,765 --> 00:05:38,680 Beep Beep. Comin' Through! 136 00:05:39,386 --> 00:05:41,022 Really? I'M Gonna Marry 137 00:05:41,022 --> 00:05:42,941 The "Beep Beep, Coming Through" Guy? 138 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,672 So I See The Kids Next Door Repoed Our Chairs. 139 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:51,113 How We Gonna Sit At The Table? 140 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:53,194 Not A Problem, They'Re Coming Back For That Too. 141 00:05:53,194 --> 00:05:54,911 Theirs Isn'T Big Enough For Six. 142 00:05:54,911 --> 00:05:57,618 All Right, So For Their Party, They Bring Nothing To The Table. 143 00:05:58,842 --> 00:06:00,848 Not Even A Table. 144 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,724 Hey. Good News. 145 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,958 Jen'S Gonna Make Her Famous Fried Clams Again. 146 00:06:07,547 --> 00:06:09,131 That Is Good News. 147 00:06:09,131 --> 00:06:10,771 Yeah, They'Re Not In Season, 148 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,212 But You Can Get Anything In Chinatown. 149 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:15,060 I Think They'Ll Go Great With Chuck'S Latest Batch Of Beer. 150 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,639 He'S Flavoring It With Fruit Now. 151 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:18,158 He'S Bringing Raspberry! 152 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:23,611 Homemade Raspberry Beer And Black Market Clams? 153 00:06:23,611 --> 00:06:25,435 That Sounds Great. Yeah. 154 00:06:25,435 --> 00:06:27,311 Tell Chuck To Bring An Extra Jug, 155 00:06:27,311 --> 00:06:29,045 'Cause I'M Gonna Be Mighty Thir-- 156 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:32,631 Hold On A Sec. Oh, No, No, No. 157 00:06:32,631 --> 00:06:33,800 You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me! 158 00:06:34,636 --> 00:06:35,613 What'S The Matter? 159 00:06:35,613 --> 00:06:37,966 A Stupid Client Of Mine, Jackson Farnsworth, 160 00:06:37,966 --> 00:06:40,574 Wants Me To Meet Him In Atlantic City This Saturday Night.Damn It! 161 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,129 I'M Gonna Miss Your Dinner. 162 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,978 Jeff, I Am Sure You Can Get Out Of It. 163 00:06:46,604 --> 00:06:48,291 I'M Sure That I Can'T. 164 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:51,431 Well, At Least Audrey Can Make It. 165 00:06:52,093 --> 00:06:53,647 Oh, No, You Jinxed It. 166 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,600 Now He Wants Audrey To Come Too. 167 00:06:55,107 --> 00:06:56,613 Turns Out He'S Bringing His Wife, 168 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:58,842 And Insists We All Go Out For Stone Crabs. 169 00:06:58,842 --> 00:07:00,846 Oh, No, That'S Too Bad. 170 00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:04,015 Well, 171 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:06,147 I Guess We Don'T Need The Table Anymore. 172 00:07:06,939 --> 00:07:09,645 And I Was So Looking Forward To Getting My Clams On! 173 00:07:10,354 --> 00:07:11,284 Tell You What, 174 00:07:11,284 --> 00:07:13,257 I'Ll Save You Some Clams. You Can Just Re-Heat 'Em. 175 00:07:13,257 --> 00:07:13,940 You Betr. 176 00:07:16,359 --> 00:07:18,410 I Don'T Believe You. 177 00:07:19,678 --> 00:07:20,950 Well, They Did. 178 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:27,249 Just Give Me The Wine. 179 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:30,843 "From Jeff And Audrey"? 180 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,886 Jeff, You Wrote On The Label? 181 00:07:33,746 --> 00:07:34,864 This Was Expensive. 182 00:07:34,864 --> 00:07:36,557 I Want Credit For Being Classy. 183 00:07:41,102 --> 00:07:44,847 Whoa. It'S Gorgeous. 184 00:07:44,847 --> 00:07:47,019 I'Ll Bet You There'S Not A Clam In The Room. 185 00:07:49,309 --> 00:07:51,737 We Should Go Find Brad And Jackie. 186 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:52,405 Good Idea. 187 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,063 Let'S Start Our Hunt At The Bar. 188 00:07:59,989 --> 00:08:02,868 Aw, Crap, We Were Supposed To bring something? 189 00:08:02,781 --> 00:08:03,573 Yes. 190 00:08:03,573 --> 00:08:04,949 The Bottle Of Wine I Purchased 191 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:06,433 That You Drank In The Cab On The Way Over. 192 00:08:07,139 --> 00:08:08,696 Yeah, Well, The Conversation 193 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,413 Wasn'T Exactly Doing It For Me. 194 00:08:11,059 --> 00:08:13,041 Oh, This Is Good Stuff. 195 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:14,961 Hey, Russell. 196 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:15,837 Oh, Hey, Brad. 197 00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:19,521 Hey, Here'S Something I Just Picked Up. 198 00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:21,800 Put It On The Table. 199 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,594 Oh, It Goes Right Here. Okay. I see how it's Work. 200 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,070 Hey, Uh, By The Way, Thanks For Having Me. 201 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:31,810 Well, It'S Hard To Say No To Someone Whose Assistant 202 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,585 Followed Me Around Town On A Bicycle...Begging. 203 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:38,734 Yes, Rather A Tricky Day, What With All The Lightning. 204 00:08:39,192 --> 00:08:40,789 Just Remmber, 205 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:42,905 I Only Agreed To Let Russell Come 206 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:44,909 Because You Promised To Keep An Eye On Him. 207 00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:46,514 These Are My Friends And Colleagues, 208 00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:48,576 And They Deserve Not To Be Sexually Harassed. 209 00:08:49,621 --> 00:08:51,684 I Can Assure You, Sir, He'Ll Be A Perfect Gentleman. 210 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:54,219 I'Ll Settle For Him Keeping His Pants On The Whole Time. 211 00:08:55,755 --> 00:08:57,631 Didn'T Realize You'D Set The Bar Quite So High. 212 00:08:57,631 --> 00:08:58,396 I'Ll Do My Best. 213 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:00,904 Now, Mr. Dunbar, 214 00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:02,388 We Have To Establish Some Rules. 215 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:03,225 Oh, Dear Me! 216 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,652 This Is Unbelievable. I Know. 217 00:09:06,652 --> 00:09:07,360 Do Me A Favor. 218 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,140 When I Die, Bury Me At This Party. 219 00:09:12,268 --> 00:09:13,071 Oh, No. 220 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:15,668 Hey, What The Hell? 221 00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:20,650 What Are You Doing? 222 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:22,740 My Scotch Is Out There. 223 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:25,155 Look. 224 00:09:27,659 --> 00:09:29,309 Yeah, I Know, I See It. 225 00:09:29,309 --> 00:09:31,212 Single Malt, Right There On The Bar. 226 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,539 Adam And Jennifer Are Here. 227 00:09:35,184 --> 00:09:36,027 Oh, Wow. 228 00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:38,377 Chuck Bennett Bored Them Right Out Of Their Own Party. 229 00:09:39,942 --> 00:09:40,901 You Happy? 230 00:09:40,901 --> 00:09:42,610 Look Where Your Stupid Lie Got Us. 231 00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:44,934 If They Catch Us, I Am Gonna Be Mortified. 232 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,237 Why Did I Go Along With This? 233 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,428 Hey, At Least You Have A Drink. 234 00:09:47,428 --> 00:09:48,475 I'M Gonna Take A Look 235 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:50,116 And See If There'S An Escape Route. 236 00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:53,350 Oh, Crap. 237 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:54,228 What? What? 238 00:09:54,851 --> 00:09:56,436 Someone Took My Scotch. 239 00:10:03,422 --> 00:10:04,569 Hey, Timmy, What Are You Doing Here? 240 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,664 Turns Out I'M In Charge Of Making Sure 241 00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,706 Mr. Dunbar Here Keeps His Pants On. 242 00:10:08,706 --> 00:10:10,182 Ha Ha. Good Luck. 243 00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:13,169 Timmy, Why Don'T You Go Get Us Some Drinks. 244 00:10:13,169 --> 00:10:15,352 Ah, A Fitting Use Of My Mba. 245 00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:18,375 I Love That British Sense Of Humor. 246 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,968 I'M From South Africa. 247 00:10:19,968 --> 00:10:20,922 You Always Say That. 248 00:10:20,922 --> 00:10:22,797 Because You Always Say I'M British. 249 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:25,257 Ah, This Is Why I Drank In The Cab. 250 00:10:26,132 --> 00:10:28,282 What Are You Two Losers Doing Here? 251 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:29,652 I Thought You Were Having Some Lame Dinner Party. 252 00:10:29,652 --> 00:10:31,180 Oh, And You Wonder Why We Didn'T Invite You. 253 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:33,681 I Thought You Didn'T Invite Me Because You Like Me. 254 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,166 Jeff And Audrey Had To Go To Atlantic City, 255 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,288 And The Other Couples Cancelled. 256 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,688 It'S Too Bad Because It Was Really Fun. 257 00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:40,953 We Were Gonna Have-- Pretty Girl. 258 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:48,075 Listen, I Don'T Care What It Costs. 259 00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:50,712 If It Helps The Environment, I'M In. 260 00:10:50,712 --> 00:10:53,600 Yeah. No... You Pay That! 261 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,718 Get The Oil Off Those Little Baby Ducks. 262 00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:01,434 These People! I Can'T Even-- 263 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:04,129 So Sorry I Was Yelling. Hi, I'M Russell. 264 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,522 Hi, I'M Martina. 265 00:11:06,522 --> 00:11:09,273 Oh, My God, That Accent. Where You From? 266 00:11:09,273 --> 00:11:10,687 The Czech Republic. 267 00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:12,899 Oh, Well, Then, Czechplease. 268 00:11:13,649 --> 00:11:16,438 I Must Tell You, I Have A Boyfriend. 269 00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:18,352 Oh, Well, You Should. You'Re Gorgeous. 270 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,149 Such A Great Body. What'S Your Secret? 271 00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:23,565 Well, I Make Good Decisions About What I Put In My Body. 272 00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:25,460 Oh, I'D Like To Be One Of Those Good Decisions. 273 00:11:26,651 --> 00:11:30,757 My Boyfriend Is Right Over There. 274 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,458 Look, I Can'T See Anyone Past Jerry Rice Over There. 275 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,368 It Is Jerry Rice. 276 00:11:35,368 --> 00:11:36,790 Yikes. 277 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,839 Martina, Is This Guy Hitting On You? 278 00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:44,269 I Think That'S What He'S Trying To Do. 279 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,938 Martina, Jerry, Is Everything Okay? 280 00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:49,487 You Know, Brad, I Came To This Party To Chill, 281 00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,968 And All Of A Sudden, This Little Talking Chihuahua 282 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,912 Started Humping My Lady'S Leg. 283 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:59,114 Why Would He Do That? Yeah, Why? 284 00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,776 Why? I Didn'T. I Wasn'T Hitting On Her. 285 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,048 It Doesn'T Make Sense. 286 00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,772 Here'S Your Drink, Sir. 287 00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,538 Yeah, Just Ask My Boyfriend. 288 00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:10,590 - What?! - You'Re Gay? - Please. 289 00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,079 Tell 'Em What I Did To You Last Night. 290 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:16,452 Please, I Beg You, Sir. 291 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,036 Heh Heh Heh, You Sure Did. 292 00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:23,167 I Can'T Believe We'Re Trapped In Here. 293 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,299 Don'T Worry, I'M Working On A Story To Get Us Out Of Here. 294 00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:27,390 Farnsworth Ate A Bad Crab. 295 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:29,650 He'S Being Medevac'Ed Back To The City, 296 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,490 And Bob The Pilot Is Letting Us Ride Jump Seat. 297 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,825 Wow, You Really Put A Lot Of Thought Into This. 298 00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:38,821 Key To A Good Lie Is In The Odd Specific Details. 299 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:41,524 Jackson Farnsworth, Stone Crabs, Medevac. 300 00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:44,063 Wait A Minute, Wasn'T Jackson Farnsworth 301 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,564 Your Old College Buddy... 302 00:12:46,606 --> 00:12:47,672 Who Was Really Upset About His Divorce, 303 00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:49,046 So You Had To Console Him 304 00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:50,489 Instead Of Going Out To Dinner 305 00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:51,298 With Me And My Parents? 306 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,073 Different One. It'S A Fairly Common Name. 307 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,256 Oh, You Actually Used This Crap On Me?! 308 00:12:57,256 --> 00:12:59,066 Okay, First Of All, It Was A Playoff Game. 309 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,745 And I Only Lied So That You Wouldn'T Get Upset. 310 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,832 And You Don'T Really Want To Know The Truth 311 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:03,852 About Everything. 312 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:05,519 Yes, I Do. 313 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,758 You Want To Know The Truth? Fine. 314 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:07,467 Ask Me Again. 315 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,796 "Did I Overcook The Lasagna? 316 00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,894 "Does This Dress Make Me Look Boxy? 317 00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:13,559 Did You Kill That Giant Spider In The Bathtub?" 318 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,141 You Didn'T Kill That Giant Spider? 319 00:13:16,052 --> 00:13:18,306 Have You Killed Any Of The Giant Spiders 320 00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:19,277 Since I'Ve Known You? 321 00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,348 Not Really. 322 00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:24,938 I Did Call The Exterminator That Time That You Asked Me To. 323 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:25,729 Right. 324 00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:28,940 Oh,farnsworthexterminators?! 325 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,071 Damn It. 326 00:13:36,205 --> 00:13:38,366 Another Bedroom? This Place Is Huge. 327 00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:41,578 Hey...Wanna Do It On The Coats? 328 00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:43,674 Adam Rhodes, You Filthy Perv. 329 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,211 Ach! We Have To Get Out Of Here! 330 00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,543 Right After The Show. 331 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,839 Okay, Let'S Go Back Out There. 332 00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,721 Oh, You Mean, We'Re Not Really Gonna... 333 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,469 Are You Serious? 334 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:58,472 No. 335 00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:04,476 No Show. 336 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,536 What A Tease. 337 00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,273 Hey, I Just Got An Idea. No. 338 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,027 All Right, I'M Going In For The Kill-- Cover Me. 339 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:16,696 Fine. 340 00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:18,580 Don'T Forget, You'Re Gay. 341 00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,006 Heh Heh. Hi, I'M Russell. Hi, I'M-- 342 00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,613 Listen, I Don'T Have The Time I Normally Would 343 00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:37,529 To Put Into Seducing You. 344 00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,557 So Why Don'T You Just Pretend That You Found Me Adorable, 345 00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:41,972 I Pumped You Full Of Drinks, 346 00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:44,724 And You Agreed To Come Back To My Place And, Uh-- 347 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,581 And What? 348 00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:51,022 And Watch The Box Set Of sex In The City. 349 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:54,381 I'M Such A Carrie. It'S Not Even Funny. 350 00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,754 And You'Re A Samantha. You Know You Are. 351 00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,385 He'S So Insatiable. 352 00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,577 It'S Sex, Sex, Sex All The Time With This One. 353 00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,962 It'S Gay Sex, And We Like It. 354 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,396 Oh, Whew, That Was Close. 355 00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:10,796 Yes, Could'Ve Been Terribly Embarrassing. 356 00:15:11,818 --> 00:15:14,968 I Saw You Two Coming Out Of Our Bedroom Before. 357 00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:17,468 You Guys Weren'T Rolling Around On The Coats, Were You? 358 00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:18,883 No. 359 00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,093 No. 360 00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,618 Hey, I Need You To Go Over To Our Place 361 00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,938 And Check And See If The Wife Left The Stove On. 362 00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:31,449 We'Re All The Way Out Here In Atlantic City, 363 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,495 And She'S In A Tizzy. 364 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:35,942 I'Ll Go Check It Out Right Now. 365 00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:36,946 How'S It Going Down There? 366 00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:38,324 Good. Playing Roulette. 367 00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:40,823 Oh, Yeah? Hey, Put 20 On Black For Me. 368 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:41,952 The Black? 369 00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:44,242 Sure. Just Put It Down. 370 00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:45,551 Del Just Spun The Wheel. 371 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,771 He'S From Margate, Florida. Got A Pencil-Thin Moustache. 372 00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,226 Ball'S Landing, And... 373 00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:54,377 Red. You Lose. 374 00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:55,222 Damn It. 375 00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,755 Double Or Nothin'. 376 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,298 Yeah, Yeah. Black Again. Okay. 377 00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:02,346 Spinnin', And...Oh, Red. You Lose Again. 378 00:16:02,719 --> 00:16:03,595 Damn It. 379 00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:04,805 Just Isn'T Your Night. 380 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,569 Hey, Thanks For Checking On The Stove. 381 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:09,574 Y-- You'Ve Got A Problem. 382 00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,897 Hey, I'M Not The One Who Couldn'T Walk Away 383 00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:12,521 From The Table. 384 00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,527 Oh, Uh, Hey, I Just Got An Important Call From Jeff. 385 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:18,569 He Needs Us To-- 386 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,034 Oh, Little Cakes! 387 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,590 He'S Just Standing There Eating Little Cakes. 388 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,473 Our Apartment'S Filling With Gas. 389 00:16:26,473 --> 00:16:27,869 It Could Blow Any Minute. 390 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,913 You'Re Starting To Believe Your Own Lies. 391 00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,124 I'M That Good. 392 00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:35,837 Hold On, Jerry 393 00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,670 Rice Is Going In Motion. 394 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,219 He'S Setting A Block For Us. 395 00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:42,656 Come On, We'Ve Got An Open Field-- Let'S Go! 396 00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:02,445 Timmy, Why Are You Pouting In The Corner? 397 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,011 Why Am I Pouting In The Corner? 398 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,579 Well, Sir, It Might Be Because 399 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:13,060 They'Re Out Of The Bacon-Wrapped Scallops 400 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:13,959 I So Enjoy. 401 00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,603 Or Perhaps It'S Because Everyone In The Room Thinks 402 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,871 Who Can'T Do Any Better Than You. 403 00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:23,690 I Know You'Re Angry. 404 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:26,230 I Will See If They Have More Scallops. 405 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,284 It'S Thesecond One! 406 00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:31,308 You Know What, 407 00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:34,688 I Am Tired Of Being Your Boy Toy. 408 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:35,670 Good-Bye. 409 00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,917 You Know What, You'Ve Been Squawkin' All Night, Ya Bore! 410 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,327 Go Back To England! 411 00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:44,821 I Am From South Freakin' Africa! 412 00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:49,725 Oh, Hello. 413 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:51,212 Tough Break, Little Man. 414 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:52,680 Looks Like Your Boyfriend Dumped You. 415 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,590 Oh, Yeah, Him, He'S-- 416 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,465 We'Ve Been Having Problems. 417 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,582 You Know What You Need? 418 00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,542 You Need To Get Right Back On The Horse. 419 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,046 Matt, Come Here. 420 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,757 Oh, God, Is That The Horse? 421 00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,304 Matt, This Is Russell. 422 00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:07,512 I Think You'Re Gonna Like Matt. 423 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,095 He'S A Big Samantha Too. 424 00:18:20,314 --> 00:18:22,622 At Least We Have Those Bacon-Wrapped Scallops 425 00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:23,651 You Smuggled Out. 426 00:18:24,432 --> 00:18:25,611 But Where Did You Hide Them? 427 00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,634 See, That Right There Is An Instance 428 00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:29,447 Of Where You Want Me To Lie. 429 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,842 Hey, What Are You Guys Doing Here? 430 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:37,732 We Came To Check The Stove. 431 00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:38,771 What Are You Doing Here? 432 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,849 Yeah, I Thought You Guys Were Supposed To Be In Atlantic City. 433 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:42,108 Yeah, Well, See... 434 00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,601 What Happened Was We, Um... 435 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:46,933 Jackson Farnsworth. 436 00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,847 It Was My Fault. 437 00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,559 I-- I Was Worried About The Gas, 438 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,935 And I Wasn'T Sure If You Guys Would Take Care Of It, 439 00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,744 So I Made Jeff Race Home. 440 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,038 Poor Guy. 441 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,147 I Wouldn'T Even Let Him Stop To Go To The Bathroom. 442 00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:03,284 He Had To Pee In An Iced Tea Bottle. 443 00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,861 Really? 444 00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:06,834 Diet Peach. 445 00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:10,289 And You Know What, She Stove Was On. 446 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,162 Oh, My God, I Am So Sorry. 447 00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:14,168 I Got Distracted. 448 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,454 Damn You, Tiny Cakes! 449 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:20,044 It'S Okay. No One Got Hurt. 450 00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:21,598 This Time. 451 00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:24,461 We'Ll See You Guys Tomorrow. 452 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,005 Yeah. 453 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,048 Oh, Hey, By The Way, 454 00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:29,009 We Had To Cancel The Dinner Party With The Bennetts, 455 00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:30,260 But We'Re Gonna Reschedule. 456 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,400 You Better. 457 00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,479 Iced Tea Bottle. Diet Peach. 458 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,502 Nice Odd Specific Details. 459 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,750 I Don'T Know Where That Came From. 460 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,857 You'Ve Been Observing The Master All These Years. 461 00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:48,237 Turns Out You'Re Kind Of A Natural. 462 00:19:49,112 --> 00:19:50,176 Maybe. 463 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:52,991 But How 'Bout From Now On We Make An Agreement, Right? 464 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,376 We Only Use Our Lying Skills On The Outside World, 465 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,343 Not On Each Other. 466 00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:56,914 Deal. 467 00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:58,308 And In That Spirit, 468 00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:02,189 The Giant Spider Did Not Crawl Into A Pair Of Your Shoes. 469 00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:05,213 He Went Into Those Slippers. 470 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,824 Oh, You Just Want To Split It? 471 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:14,804 Well, You Kinda Still Owe Me 472 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,203 For Those Roulette Bets I Placed. 473 00:20:16,203 --> 00:20:17,617 Oh, Right. 474 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:21,518 I Really Thought You Were Gonna Win That Second Spin. 475 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:22,728 It Landed In The Black, 476 00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:25,380 But It Just Popped Out Last Second. 477 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:29,586 Hey, Guys. 478 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,550 Hey. Hey. 479 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,033 Oh, Thank You Guys For Coming To Our Party. 480 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,790 We Had Such A Great Time. 481 00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:35,908 I'M Sorry We Didn'T Get A Chance 482 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:36,805 To Talk Last Night. 483 00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:38,257 Where Were You Two Hiding? 484 00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:39,428 Actually, We Weren'T There. 485 00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:40,264 We Went To Atlantic City. 486 00:20:40,496 --> 00:20:42,749 But We Got The Bottle Of Wine You Brought. 487 00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:45,559 We Didn'T Bring Any Wine. We Didn'T Go. 488 00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,004 It Was Clearly Labeled "From Jeff And Audrey." 489 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,355 Very Classy. 490 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,950 Wait, You Guys Were At Their Party? 491 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:59,894 I Believe This Is Yours. 492 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:03,292 Sync By YesCool 493 00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:07,106 W w W . 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