All language subtitles for Roseanne s01e13 Bridge Over Troubled Sonny.eng

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crystal, i'm really sorry.

i don't want
to talk about it.

i didn't know
it was gonna upset-

- what's going on?
- i gave her a ride to work.

it must have been
a hell of a ride.

what'd you do,
steer with your feet?

no, i drove over
the monument street bridge.

jackie, you didn't!

- oh, good goin', sis.
- what was i supposed to do?

if we'd gone the other way, then
we would've been late for work.

how could you even do that?
you know she freaks out

if anybody even
mentions the bridge.

crystal got some kind
of hang-up with bridges?

just the monument
street bridge.

yeah, it's killer
during rush hour.

that's not funny, booker.

i'm not trying to be funny.

that's right,
he doesn't know the story.

he hasn't been here
that long.

- what story?
- you tell him, sis.

okay, come here. but you
guys have gotta be good.

i will, i will, i will.

okay, crystal's
first husband sonny

was working construction
on the monument street bridge.

and he was
pouring cement one day,

and he slipped.

he fell into one
of the piling molds.

so you mean that
he fell off the bridge?

well, kinda. he sort of fell in the bridge.

get out of here.

are you telling me this guy
is still buried in the bridge?

for the past 12 years,

and it's a very sad story.

jackie, i'm sorry,

i guess i overreacted.

- are you okay, crystal?
- i'm fine.

- jackie, i apologize.
- no, it's all my fault.

no, it's my fault.

crystal, i drove over it
as fast as i could.

it's okay, it's all
out of my system.

what's the story
about your old man being,

you know, part of
the monument street bridge?

i'll get it.

- hello?cindy?
- hey, hey, hey, hey!

you're stretching
all the natural beauty

out of the phone cord.

dAN: babe?

what time is crystal
bringing lonnie over?

any second.

hey, if she starts
talking about sonny at all,

hurry up
and change the subject.

why is she thinking
about him again?

because today,
jackie drove her over

the you-know-what.

the bridge?

you gotta be kidding me.

when is she gonna
get over him?

she probably
never will, dan.

i mean, he was like
the only guy

that ever made her happy.

hell, sonny made
a lot of girls happy.

he did what?

all i'm saying
is that old sonny

wasn't exactly
husband of the year.

so, uh... what are you
saying to me, dan?

you're telling me
that...

the only guy
crystal ever loved

was, like,
running around on her?

i cannot tell a lie.

that scumbucket.

why didn't you ever
tell me he done that?

because men don't
talk about stuff like that.

yeah, they do,
just to other men.

knock it off,
you little twerp!

mom, darlene's
still on the telephone.

hey, don't come in here
ratting on people now.

dan, he's ratting
on people.

cheese eater.

cindy, we gotta get
a pack of cigarettes.

hey, get off now.
give that phone a rest.

hold on.

what are you
picking on me for?

'cause i can't find becky.

i gotta go.

yeah. okay, bye.

are you finished
with that yet?

oh, jeez, you kids.

mom, i'm going over
to cindy's house.

and yes, i'll be back
in time for dinner.

oh, goody, that brainwashing's
kicking right in.

- yoo-hoo, it's me.
- hi, come on in, crystal.

- hey, darlene.
- darlene.

hey, crystal.
hey, lon.

bOTH: hi, dan.

his scout troop gave him
everything he needs.

oh, this'll be a snap.

you happen to be working
with the a-number one

super birdhouse builder
of all time.

the legend continues.

why don't you and deej go
in the garage and get set up.

i'll get us some sodies,
and be out in a minute.

lONNIE: okay.

lonnie, honey, be sure
to keep your jacket on.

d.j., honey, be sure
not to go near the chainsaw.

well, crystal, why don't you
and lonnie stay for dinner.

oh, no, i couldn't impose.

come on, you're not imposing,
you're gonna cook.

all right.
okay, bye.

- hi, crystal.
- hi, sugar.

i'll get that.

crystal, give me a hand
with these vegetables.

okay, let me wash up.

don't you think
lonnie gets to looking

more and more
like his daddy every day?

uh, why don't you dice up
them carrots, crystal.

how do you want 'em? sliced,
diced, curled or julienned?

uh, cut 'em up
in little pieces, would you?

ever since jackie gave me
a ride to work this morning,

i just can't
get my mind off sonny.

you really ought to start
driving yourself to work.

cRYSTAL: sonny was really one in a million.

yeah.yeah, he was
a pretty good guy.

he was the best.

i keep wondering
how different

my life would have turned out
if he hadn't have died.

i could have been happy
for the rest of my life.

excuse me.

come here.

what's that for?

i was just thinking
about how different

my life would
have turned out

if you'd have lived.

i feel better now.

i wish there was something
we could do for crystal.

i know.

she puts herself in this
every six months.

she's still in love
with the guy

and there's nothing
we can do about it.

leave it to me.
i'll fix her up.

you know what they say:
the best thing for an old love

is a new love.

that's beautiful, dan.

after you read that,
did you eat the cookie?

ahh.

what do you think
you're doing?

what does it
look like, einstein?

you're gonna die,
you know that?

from one cigarette?

yeah, mom and dad
are gonna kill you.

they're not gonna find out.
they went to the budget sale.

they'll be gone for days.

don't you even care about
the fact that your lungs

are gonna turn brown
and shrivel up?

not really.

oh, my god!
mom and dad are here!

you're dead.

the smell.how are you
gonna cover up the smell?

that's spray starch,
you ditz!

here, use bug spray.

that's enough.

it stinks in here.

- what is that smell?
- dARLENE: bug spray.

darlene and i just killed
a huge spider.

what'd you do, drown it?

we had to use a whole can.
it was humongous.

well, thank god we're safe.
now all we have to worry about

is irreversible
chromosome damage.

there's still
bags out there.

will you two exterminators
go get 'em, please?

dARLENE:
we'd love to.

was i right,
or was i right?

is this a trick question?

admit it,
that was one great sale.

do you think
12 furnace filters

is gonna be enough there?

babe...

twelve for 12 dollars.

you're never gonna see
prices like these again.

yeah, and as soon
as my back's turned

you're filling up my cart
with all these tube socks.

well, i didn't see you

holding back
on the cold cream.

- hey, i need that.
- eight jars?

say, give it to me.
i use it to cook, see?

what's in this, lead?

oh, i got you kids
new leg irons.

- hey, dan, look.
- bECKY: hi, crystal.

i found a flag
for the birdhouse.

no red-blooded american
birdhouse should be without one.

i'm gonna go out and start
sanding the roof, okay?

oh, use that number three
sandpaper, okay?

- okay.
- i gotta get going.

my saturday's
just jam-packed.

whoa.you're
in a good mood.

yes, i am.

i decided to treat myself

to a manicure
and a wash and set.

wouldn't perchance
have to do with

the certain new fella i
fixed you up with, would it?

oh, dan,
now stop your gloating

so i can hear what happened.
what happened?

it was a lovely evening.

he took me to
a nice restaurant.

a little italian place with
the best pasta i ever had.

oh, now skip the noodles.
let's get to the tomatoes here.

well, the same thing happened
that always happens.

i spent the entire evening
comparing him to sonny.

and i said to myself,
"i can't do this anymore."

see, roseanne, and you said a
match wouldn't make any difference.

oh, but it did
make a difference.

i decided not to go out
with men at all anymore.

well, crystal, don't you think
that's a little bit nuts?

no, what's nuts

is bouncing from one
bad relationship to another.

i don't need
any man in my life.

the only thing
that makes me happy

are the memories of sonny.

this is all the man i need.

crystal, you're wearing
your wedding ring.

yes, i am.and there's
a practical side to this.

this'll keep men at bay, and
keep sonny close to my heart.

now, if you excuse me,
i'm gonna go get my 'do done.

bye-bye.

my god, the man's been
in a bridge for 12 years

and she's wearing his ring.

yeah, i think she's
gone off the deep end.

we gotta tell her
the truth about sonny.

yeah, i guess
she really oughta know.

you know,
you men are all alike.

either you're out
running around

or you're buried
in your work.

jackie, we got
any more boxes?

no, we're all out of 'em.

crystal,
you better slow down.

you're making
me and her look bad.

i'll go get some.

day's almost over.

i thought you would
talk to her about sonny.

- i'm going to.
- when?

well, i just gotta think
of what to say, you know?

what's there to think about?
you just tell her the truth.

yeah, i'm gonna go up to her,
somebody that's in a great mood.

"uh, crystal, um...

did you know that your
husband was a skirt junkie?"

well, you don't have to be
crude about it.

you just-
you bring up the subject,

and then you let crystal
make that discovery herself.

yeah, like, "crystal,
you know that husband of yours?

the one that's
in the bridge?

how many women besides you
do you think he boinked?"

here we go.

uh, crystal?

yes?

i gotta talk to you.

what about?

about sonny.

what about him?

me and jackie
were just saying

that he was a great
construction worker.

why, thank you, guys.

you're welcome.

dAN: hey, babe...

check this out.

- pretty neat, huh?
- wow!

oh, where's the jacuzzi?

right there,
next to the wet bar.

wow, you guys
did a great job.

don't look at me. big lon
here did most of the work.

i just handed him
the tools and...

you know what
this needs, lonnie?

what?

you should paint this
little tiny welcome mat

right here by the door.

oh, yeah.

hey, dan, can i borrow
some of your paint?

- sure.
- thanks.

- i'll be back in a minute.
- yeah.

just try to keep d.j.
out of it, okay?

okay, i'll try.

bye.

that kid is aces.

he is so cool.

talk to crystal yet
about sonny?

um, not yet.

so you didn't
do it yet, huh?

dan, look.

whose are those?

well, they're in
darlene's jeans.

you figure it out.

well, let's go
find miss darlene,

tie her little tail
in a knot,

and ground her
for six months.

no, no, no.

just follow my lead.

get some matches.

hey, darlene,

come down here a minute.

what did i do now?

nothing.i just
found these in your jeans.

i thought you might
want 'em back.

you're gonna kill me,
aren't you?

no.your father and i
just want you to know

you don't have to
sneak around anymore.

yeah, honey.
this is your house too.

you're welcome to smoke.

yeah, right,
and get my face bashed in.

no, we mean it.

why don't you go ahead
and light one up right now.

go on, take one.

here...

let me light it for you.

is this gonna explode
or something?

no.no, no.

it's gonna explode.

we wouldn't blow you up.

we'd never get you
out of the furniture.

oh, look!

she's such an adult, honey.
aren't you proud?

proud doesn't say it.

so, how come you're
letting me smoke?

because we love you.
right, honey?

that's right.

and dan, you know
what the best part

- of her smoking's gonna be?
- what's that, dear?

when her teeth start
turning all yellow.

ooh, ooh!
i can hardly wait.

oh, you know what
i'm waiting for though?

what's that, darlin'?

emphysema.

ooh, how cool!

ooh!well, we might have
one problem with this though.

problem?

yeah, that darn
iron lung,

getting it through
the door there.

we'll keep her in the garage.

i know what you guys
are trying to do.

- you're trying to scare me.
- pretty much.

you're going to keep ragging
on me till i quit smoking.

pretty much.

okay.

mother, father,
you're right.

i was a fool.
i'll never smoke again.

good, now get out of here
before i crush your skull.

yoo-hoo, it's me.

- hey, crystal.
- rOSEANNE: hey.

hi.is lonnie
about ready to go?

almost.he's out
finishing his birdhouse.

crystal, me and dan
want to talk to you.

come and sit down here
for a minute.

well, good, 'cause i
want to talk to you too.

i was going through
a box of sonny's clothes,

and i found this photograph
from that time

we took that trip to
merrimac caverns, remember?

yeah, we stopped off
outside of belleville

and had a picnic.

and we bought those
purple sno-cones.

oh, and we ate 'em
in the car,

and they made such a mess
and we had to...

crystal, you okay?

well...

ever since jackie
drove me over the bridge,

i've been thinking about
how things with me and sonny

weren't as perfect
as everybody thought.

in fact, they weren't
perfect at all.

hell, honey,
that's not your fault.

cRYSTAL: but it is.

i never told
anybody this, but...

i had an affair while
i was married to sonny.

i feel so guilty.

i been carrying this
around for years,

and no matter what i do,

i just can't seem
to let it go.

well, crystal, you can't
beat yourself up about it.

i cheated on him.

well, you gotta get over
this guilt stuff, crystal.

and you gotta get over sonny.

you gotta go on
with your life.

that's what i'd like to do.

well, then,
that's what you gotta do.

cRYSTAL: well, i don't know
if i can do this.

crystal, now you
want to talk to him.

go ahead, talk to him.

you spent the last 12 years
feeling guilty.

yeah, you want to spend
the next 12 that way?

no.

well, then talk to him,
crystal, go on.

- which one's he in?
- uh, i think it's this one.

well, maybe it's that one.

crystal, i don't think it makes
any difference which one he's in.

just pick one
and start talking.

i feel kind of stupid.

just talk to him, crystal.

tell him that.
tell him anything.

yeah, i'll get you started.

sonny...

it's me, dan.

uh, crystal-
i can't do this.

he's your husband.
i think you oughta...

go on.

hi, honey.

everything's fine.

i'm still working
at the plastics factory.

you should see lonnie.

he's eleven now.

he's got your dark hair
and he's so handsome.

every time i look at him,
i see you.

i miss you so much.

there's not a day goes by

that i don't think about you.

sonny, there's something
i gotta tell you.

i can't live with
the guilt anymore.

while we were married,
i had an affair.

it was only one time.

i don't know why i did it,
but damn it,

i was so angry at you
for running around on me.

i knew about that waitress.

and them other women too.

it really hurt me because

you're the only man
i ever loved.

and i still do.

but i got my own
life to live.

so, i gotta let you go now.

well...

i'm gonna get back
in the truck,

'cause it's
really cold out here.

bye, sonny.

i love you.

i caught my death of cold
at that bridge.

oh, doggone it,

and i didn't keep up
on your life insurance premiums.

that's okay, dear,
i left everything to you.

oh, boy,
i'm all set then.

twelve furnace filters
and 18 pairs of tube socks.

seventeen pairs.
i want to be buried in one.

you got it.

baby...

if i kick off,

will you keep
all my stuff?

i am all your stuff.

you my best stuff.

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