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And there it is.
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I just broke a record.
I haven't had sex in two weeks.
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Two weeks?
That's not so bad.
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Look at me, Mark.
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God obviously went out of his way
to make this for a reason:
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to have lots of sex.
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So when I'm not having sex,
I'm disappointing god.
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Anyway, how long has it been
since you've had sex?
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I don't really keep track.
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I go by seasons.
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up?
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Well, Mark hasn't had sex
since the last harvest.
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It hasn't been that long.
It's no big deal.
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Leave him alone, James.
He's waiting for the right girl.
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You know, if you don't use it,
it may just wither up and fall off.
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Can we talk about something else?
Like, anything else?
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- So did anyone see...?
- We have got to set Mark up.
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No, I'm good.
I'm not a big fan of blind dates.
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- You haven't been set up by us.
- We're pros.
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At finding hos.
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You need a woman, and hope
and I know lots of them.
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- Let us help you.
- So what are we looking for?
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Sex with the possibility of love,
or just sex?
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Mark seems to prefer love
without the possibility of sex.
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- Can we not do this?
- My cousin Lori's divorce is final.
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- She's looking for a one-and-done.
- Too wild.
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- What about Alex?
- The tall, hot, rich model?
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She sounds nice.
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Wait, I know the perfect girl:
Jenny.
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Yeah, you guys worked together
at that law firm. She's awesome.
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And she's pretty and fun.
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And likes to drink.
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That'll help you.
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Well, I'm ready for my blind date.
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{pos(192,220)}Mark, these pants are awful.
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{pos(192,220)}You know your date
isn't actually blind.
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{pos(192,220)}- Where is your butt?
- It's back there.
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{pos(192,200)}The boy has no booty.
And tuck in your shirt, you animal.
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{pos(192,220)}That's Jenny.
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{pos(192,220)}- Am I interrupting?
- Always.
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{pos(192,220)}Are you wearing a braided belt?
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{pos(192,200)}We need a different belt.
And look at this buckle.
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{pos(192,200)}That buckle says, "I'm interesting."
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No, that buckle says,
"I'm celibate."
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My friend in chinatown scored me
some black-Market aphrodisiac.
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It's pheromones from a butterfly.
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{pos(192,200)}They're the sluts
of the insect world.
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So looking forward to your
date tonight, Mark?
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Not really.
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Think about it. Is there any chance
Jenny is good-looking?
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No.
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{pos(192,220)}But what's even worse
is that everything you do tonight
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{pos(192,220)}will be broadcast
to the entire chick world.
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This is how women
build a file on you.
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Careful tonight.
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It's all going
in your permanent record.
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Are you still here?
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Yes.
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{pos(192,220)}I'm just wishing my friend
good luck on his date.
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{pos(192,220)}Good luck, friend.
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{pos(192,220)}See? That's all.
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{pos(192,220)}I had no other agenda.
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{pos(192,220)}For I am done now.
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{pos(192,220)}Because I have done
what I came here to do.
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I've tickets to...
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Of course.
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I was just...
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but I think, I would...
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Maybe some other time.
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No!
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- I'll get the door.
- That must be her.
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- Quick, change belts.
- No.
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{pos(192,180)}I got this on an indian reservation.
It's an ice breaker.
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That one's too plain.
I'll have nothing to talk about.
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- Jenny, hi!
- Hi.
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It's been forever.
You look fantastic.
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So do you.
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I was so happy when you called.
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{pos(192,190)}Well, this is Mark.
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{pos(192,190)}Mark, this is Jenny.
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{pos(192,220)}- Hi, Mark.
- Hello, Jenny. I'm Mark.
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{pos(192,210)}- Got it.
- Right right,
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{pos(192,210)}'cause Katie just told you.
You're not stupid.
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Of course you're not stupid.
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You're very smart.
I mean, I don't know, I just assumed.
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You're pretty.
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She's very pretty.
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We should go.
Let's go.
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He is so smooth.
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So my friend and I were
on the indian reservation
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and we went into an authentic teepee
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and an old chickasaw woman
made me this belt.
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I know. Crazy, right?
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If you look closely, you can see
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the buckle is actually made
from the hindquarters of a Buffalo.
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No offense,
but I drifted off there a little.
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- You want me to start over?
- That's okay.
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So what do you do?
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You know, this and that.
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You know, this and that.
That must be hard to balance.
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I mean, do you do this during the day
and that at night,
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or is it more of a simultaneous
freelance thing you've got going on?
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You're very quiet.
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That's a rare quality.
I like that.
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I'm not usually.
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Well, it's sweet of you
to put it on just for me.
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Do you know
where the restrooms are, Mike?
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Mark.
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- What?
- My name is Mark.
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I told you multiple times
back at the apartment.
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Guess I should've worn the name tag.
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How was your date
with Jenny last night?
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When I was seven, my hamster
crawled up my pants
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and bit me on my tenders.
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This was worse.
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Did the hamster call the next day?
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Mark, I just got off
the phone with Jenny.
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She is crazy about you.
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Really?
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Yeah, she wants
to go out with you again tonight.
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Call her.
Call her right now.
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So?
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Jenny loved Mark,
and he's going to go out with her again.
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Let's go pick out
what he's going to wear.
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If we can be successful with Mark,
we can be successful with anyone.
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That's something
I thought I'd never see...
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Women running into your room.
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This Jenny girl
has me really confused.
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Our date was a total disaster and then
she agrees to go out with me again.
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Women are devious creatures.
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Instead of telling you she likes you,
she pretends to be disgusted by you.
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I get it all the time.
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- She's here. I'll talk to you later.
- I need to go anyway.
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I've got a big night planned.
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I'm gonna stand behind
the velvet ropes at a club
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and air-kiss
the hot girls as they go by.
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Hi, Jenny.
You look nice.
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Thank you.
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I thought we'd have a drink here,
and maybe go grab some dinner.
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Great.
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Got any more accessories stories?
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Well, actually I got this watch
on a school trip to Alaska.
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The second hand
is actually a grizzly bear.
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Never thought
I'd Miss the belt story.
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- Look who's here.
- Katie, so great to see you.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi!
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Yes, hi!
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I'm not here to see how it's going.
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You got me. I'm totally here
to see how it's going. How's it going?
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Kind of the same as the other night.
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It's going great.
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I'm glad it's going well.
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I just thought I'd pop by.
Have fun.
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No, it's OK.
Have a seat.
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- Yes, please stay.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.
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I just came by to check in.
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Have fun, you two.
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Katie's great, isn't she?
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She's amazing.
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So why are you out
on a date with me,
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when it's obvious that you have
a huge crush on her?
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You... you... you are so off base.
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Really?
Come on, I see the way you look at her.
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Well...
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It's a simple question, yes or no?
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- No.
- No, you don't have a thing for her?
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No, I don't want
to answer the question.
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Then you do have a crush on her.
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I don't blame you.
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I have a crush on her too.
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This is fantastic.
Tell me another Katie story.
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{pos(192,210)}Well, this one night
we went out after work
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{pos(192,210)}and ended up dancing on a bar top
in the meat packing district.
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{pos(192,210)}And if you go there today,
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{pos(192,210)}you can still see our bras hanging
on the moose head over the bar.
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{pos(192,210)}Well, I love bras and I love mooses.
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And what happened after that?
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Well, to be completely honest,
I can't remember.
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But I do know that I have never
laughed harder in my entire life.
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- Katie's got this great laugh.
- I know. I love that about her too.
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Yeah, it's kind of like...
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No, I'm not getting it right.
It's more like...
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Kind of like...
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Right.
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You're different
when you talk about Katie.
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Different how?
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You kind of come alive a bit...
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Not that your belt stories
weren't great.
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- So you were listening.
- Yeah.
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- I'm actually having a great time.
- Me too. I'm glad Katie set us up.
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Me too.
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Mark told me
you might be coming over
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and I didn't believe him.
And here you are.
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Curiosity got the best of me.
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I just had to see
where the Thom man lives.
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Entrez vous, dear Sire.
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So what do you think?
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I think I threw this couch
out last spring.
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Can we talk about the fact
that the girl I'm dating
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also has a crush on the girl
i'm in love with?
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What? Jenny has a crush on Katie?
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Does that mean she's a lesbian?
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It's complicated.
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You turned her lesbian.
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Join the club.
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There's only one reason a girl tells
a guy she has a crush on another girl.
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- Why?
- She wants you both.
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Congratulations, Mark.
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Jenny is hetero-flexible.
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I can attest to the hetero part.
She is an amazing kisser.
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- So what are you gonna do?
- I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
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First you're gonna put in a tape,
then you're gonna hit "record."
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So mark is going out
with jenny again?
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It's the third date.
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The sex date.
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Mark might have sex tonight?
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We'd better clear out.
You ever see a water main burst?
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And I love that you called me Mike.
Come on, that was on purpose.
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Maybe a little.
But only because your stories were lame.
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- I stand by the belt story.
- You are so cute.
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And very persistent.
I can't believe you want
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a second date after the first one
went a little sideways.
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That's me... Mr. Persistent.
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Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
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- Looks like you guys are having fun.
- We really are.
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Oh my gosh, I love your earrings.
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- I made them.
- Really?
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I've been designing jewelry
in my spare time.
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Beautiful and talented.
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Thank you.
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So big third date tonight?
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- Not that we're counting.
- No significance in the third date{ what's ever}.
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- None.
- Is it even three?
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We have no idea how many dates
you've been on.
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- I am beat.
- Me too.
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Beat, beat, beat.
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- Katie, don't run off.
- Stay and hang out for a bit.
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- {What about}And me?
- You're tired.
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Stay. I'd love to see
the rest of your stuff.
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She wants to see her stuff, Mark.
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Are you sure i'm not intruding?
This is the third date after all.
242
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Not at all.
243
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All right, right back.
244
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Isn't Katie awesome...
245
00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:46,241
Setting us up and then
not wanting to intrude?
246
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,772
Going on about
the third date... so cute.
247
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:49,828
She really is.
248
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:55,333
So how do you feel about an extra body
in your bed tonight?
249
00:13:58,364 --> 00:14:02,007
{Come on, }That's what Katie was angling for.
I think she wants it to happen.
250
00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:05,907
Really? And you think
this is a possibility?
251
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You think this blessed event
might happen?
252
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Yes, so what do you say?
253
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Are you ready for the night
of your life?
254
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Can you excuse me
for just one second?
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Sure.
256
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- James...
- I heard.
257
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,913
You were right{ about what you said}.
What do I do?
258
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,626
The threesome is one of nature's
most mysterious occurrences.
259
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,895
On the one hand,
you must never turn one down.
260
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,510
On the other hand, it could be
the biggest disaster of your adult life.
261
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Really?
So what should I do?
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Do it!
Do it now, you insane fool.
263
00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:57,356
No, wait. No matter what,
just know that at some point
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the women involved
will get threesome remorse,
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00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:02,734
there by tainting
everything forever.
266
00:15:03,045 --> 00:15:04,444
Me... I don't care about that.
267
00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:08,244
But if you want a future with katie,
268
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be careful, man.
269
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But do it.
270
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:16,095
But don't.
Damn it, i'm never indecisive.
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00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,427
Why don't they teach this stuff
in school, so you're prepared?
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If you blow this,
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I will buy a hamster and turn it
loose in your pants.
274
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Check this out.
I made it too.
275
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Oh my god, it's beautiful.
Each piece is so special.
276
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It is so on.
277
00:15:45,059 --> 00:15:47,445
Are you sure? Looks like Katie's
just showing her a necklace.
278
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,525
Grow up.
279
00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:50,681
Jenny's{ just }pretending
to like her jewelry
280
00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,390
so she can get a better look
at her chest.
281
00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:57,455
Nobody cares about some
chick's homemade jewelry.
282
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,292
It kind of matches the earrings.
283
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,210
You could totally sell this stuff.
284
00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:03,712
- Really?
- Yeah.
285
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,172
Bring them down to my office.
{The girls}They would buy a ton of it.
286
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,425
That would be great.
Thank you.
287
00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:11,901
I'm scared, James.
288
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,233
Of course you are.
289
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:18,043
You're jumping into the unknown.
290
00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:24,201
Now get out there.
They're starting without you.
291
00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,452
OK, I will.
Just don't rush me.
292
00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:28,355
You don't understand.
293
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,816
This is very rare.
294
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,095
It's only happened to me 6, 7 times.
295
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,139
So how are you and Mark
getting along?
296
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,539
Great.
I really like him.
297
00:16:39,817 --> 00:16:42,208
So do you think it might
get to the next level?
298
00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:46,171
I want to, but I don't know about him.
He seems kind of nervous.
299
00:16:46,491 --> 00:16:49,205
Just between you and me,
it's been a while.
300
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:53,261
I'm sure he wants it too.
Look at you... wow.
301
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,681
Thank you.
I need that.
302
00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:00,226
Be gentle with him.
He's sweet.
303
00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:02,685
I'll be right back.
304
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,192
What's going on? Is Katie coming
to get me? Is that how it works?
305
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:11,363
Threesomes are like snowflakes...
Each one's unique.
306
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,585
I just came in to say
I know you're nervous.
307
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,462
I'm not nervous?
Why would I be nervous?
308
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,528
You know.
Anyway, you don't have to worry.
309
00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:32,717
Just let things happen naturally.
310
00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:34,177
Cool.
311
00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:38,431
So, are you sure
you're okay with this?
312
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,557
Of course.
313
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,476
But won't it be weird afterwards?
314
00:17:41,806 --> 00:17:43,308
Don't worry about all of that.
315
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,939
I want you to be happy.
You deserve it.
316
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,069
I do deserve it{, don't i?}.
317
00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:55,606
Okay then.
318
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:57,909
I will see you later.
319
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,245
Yes.
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00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,589
Jenny, bright as a penny.
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00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,801
Hey there yourself, Mark.
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00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,811
- You're Ready?
- Yes.
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00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,424
And don't worry.
Katie told me to be gentle.
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00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,026
- Wait a minute.
- What's wrong?
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00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:37,107
I'm sorry. I can't have a threesome
with you and Katie.
326
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,275
Threesome?
327
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,447
You thought that
we were having a threesome?
328
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,531
No no, I did not.
329
00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:57,552
- Where are you getting that from?
- You just said it.
330
00:18:57,813 --> 00:18:59,336
Okay, you got me there.
331
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,557
- But you said you had a crush on katie.
- I do have a crush on katie.
332
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,559
- Okay then.
- A girl crush, you idiot.
333
00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,729
And that doesn't lead to sex?
Cause I'm really confused.
334
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,899
No! Women are more evolved than men.
335
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,109
We can be attracted to a girl
for her
336
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,944
and not want to get
into bed with them.
337
00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:16,234
You can?
338
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:17,801
Is that legal?
339
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:23,333
I want to be around Katie.
I don't want to be with Katie.
340
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,330
Why are men such freaks?
341
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:29,667
Why would you ask me if I wanted
an extra body in bed?
342
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,337
I was talking about
my body in your bed.
343
00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,800
I get that now.
That makes sense.
344
00:19:36,199 --> 00:19:38,551
I can't believe I was planning
on sleeping with you tonight.
345
00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:44,015
- Where are we with that?
- Bye.
346
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,883
I'll call you.
347
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:02,121
I don't know what your plans
are tomorrow, but cancel 'em.
348
00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:04,035
We're going hamster shopping.
349
00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:15,348
So I blew it.
350
00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:19,389
I had a hot girl who wanted
to have sex with me,
351
00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:20,885
and I drove her away.
352
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,546
I get that, man.
353
00:20:23,058 --> 00:20:26,012
I've had unattractive women
who didn't want to have sex with me,
354
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,722
and I drove them away.
355
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:32,397
It's so unfair.
I'll never understand women.
356
00:20:32,995 --> 00:20:34,941
And yet we keep trying.
357
00:20:36,282 --> 00:20:38,611
A girl crush?
What the hell is that anyway?
358
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,109
A non-sexual mutual admiration.
359
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:44,659
It's like what we have.
It's called a bro-mance.
360
00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:48,903
I have another thing
i'd like to call that... A no-mance.
361
00:20:48,953 --> 00:20:53,503
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