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Thanks. 8 00:01:31,123 --> 00:01:33,853 If you'd like, you can use the desk over there, Mr. Van Adams. 9 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,451 Signing $9,000 in traveler's checks is going to take a little time. 10 00:01:37,562 --> 00:01:39,325 All right. 11 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:45,665 I don't think I've ever sold $9,000 in traveler's checks before. 12 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:48,762 Did you know that if someone buys 10,000 dollars' worth in cash... 13 00:01:48,874 --> 00:01:51,638 we have to fill out a special form for the I.R.S.? 14 00:01:51,743 --> 00:01:53,904 Really? I wasn't aware of that. 15 00:01:54,012 --> 00:01:56,310 - Bureaucracy. - Ah! 16 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:58,974 Well, that does it. Thank you. 17 00:01:59,084 --> 00:02:01,552 - Have a nice trip, Mr. Blackthorn. - Thank you. 18 00:03:26,071 --> 00:03:28,801 - Ah. Good morning, Mildred. - Oh, morning, boss. Oh, Mr. Steele. 19 00:03:28,907 --> 00:03:31,432 - Yeah? - Uh, you have a client. 20 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:34,569 - Martha Ryan. My husband is in- - Say no more, Mrs. Ryan. 21 00:03:34,679 --> 00:03:38,115 Why don't you go through to my office, and we'll talk about the whole thing in there. 22 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:41,117 Straight through. Here we go. Make yourself comfy. Okay. 23 00:03:41,219 --> 00:03:43,153 Where's Miss Holt? 24 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:46,747 Redondo Beach, putting the finishing touches on that security contract. 25 00:03:46,858 --> 00:03:50,726 Oh, she is, is she? Hmm. So good with paperwork. 26 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:53,525 Hold all my calls, will you, Mildred? 27 00:03:53,632 --> 00:03:57,329 Ah. Mrs. Ryan, please, uh, do sit down. 28 00:03:57,435 --> 00:04:01,235 There we go. Ah. Now, Mrs. Ryan... 29 00:04:01,339 --> 00:04:03,239 what seems to be the problem? 30 00:04:03,341 --> 00:04:05,605 My husband, James, just retired, Mr. Steele. 31 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,702 He was an executive in an aerospace firm. 32 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:12,681 For the past 35 years, we have been building up a nice little nest egg... 33 00:04:12,784 --> 00:04:16,880 which he is now throwing away on some harebrained investment scheme. 34 00:04:16,988 --> 00:04:20,014 And what is he investing in? Uh, stocks? Real estate? 35 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,228 This. 36 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:30,724 Forgive my ignorance, Mrs. Ryan, but what exactly is this? 37 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:34,293 - A Courtney Doll. - Ah, yes. Of course it is. 38 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:37,273 Our granddaughter's name is Courtney, Mr. Steele. 39 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,969 My husband has met someone who has convinced him... 40 00:04:40,078 --> 00:04:43,707 that she would make a terrific model for a new doll. 41 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:46,807 And he's put all his money into manufacturing this doll. 42 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,886 That jerk. 43 00:04:48,987 --> 00:04:51,148 Now, the way I see it, Mr. Steele... 44 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,747 under the community property statutes in this state... 45 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,849 half of that money belongs to me... 46 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,397 and my husband is flushing it down the toilet! 47 00:05:00,498 --> 00:05:02,398 Excuse me. 48 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,559 How much money are we talking about here? 49 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:09,198 Approximately half a million dollars. 50 00:05:09,307 --> 00:05:13,403 - Half a million? - My husband is being bilked, Mr. Steele. 51 00:05:13,511 --> 00:05:17,607 He has been pouring money into the Courtney Doll Company for six months now... 52 00:05:17,716 --> 00:05:20,549 and all we have to show for it are prototypes? 53 00:05:20,652 --> 00:05:25,419 My husband's not going to do anything about it because he trusts his business partners. 54 00:05:25,523 --> 00:05:27,957 It's up to me to make sure we're not being swindled. 55 00:05:28,059 --> 00:05:30,823 Now, he won't even tell me the names of his partners... 56 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:32,988 but I swiped this stationery. 57 00:05:33,098 --> 00:05:36,124 It has the company address on it. 58 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:41,194 All right, uh, Mrs. Ryan. Uh- 59 00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,501 I assure you. If there's any fraud going on here... 60 00:05:43,608 --> 00:05:45,974 the Remington Steele Agency will expose it, okay? 61 00:05:46,077 --> 00:05:48,944 I'm counting on it. 62 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:51,072 - Mrs. Ryan, you forgot your doll. - Keep it! 63 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,113 - Excuse me. Uh, excuse me. - �Qu�? 64 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:35,488 Uh, I'm looking for whomever's in charge. 65 00:06:35,593 --> 00:06:39,723 - �Qu�? - �Uh, por favor, uh... 66 00:06:39,831 --> 00:06:41,958 d�nde est� el "boss man"? 67 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:44,864 Ah. El jefe. 68 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,369 Ah. Gracias. 69 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:08,550 Hello. Hello. Anybody there? 70 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:51,669 George Edward Mulch. 71 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:57,233 Remington Steele, right? The detective? 72 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:01,311 Well, how are ya? 73 00:08:01,412 --> 00:08:03,380 Long time. Busy for lunch? 74 00:08:03,481 --> 00:08:07,110 I thought I recognized that rapidly retreating bulk. 75 00:08:07,218 --> 00:08:09,448 That was you at the factory? 76 00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:11,920 Who'd you think it was? 77 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:16,692 - Him. - Hello, George. 78 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:23,626 Uh, sorry, mate. Uh, Mr. Mulch is otherwise occupied. 79 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:26,260 You're damn right he's occupied. 80 00:08:26,371 --> 00:08:28,032 With me. 81 00:08:46,824 --> 00:08:48,985 I want my money, George! 82 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,323 You understand, George? I want my money! 83 00:08:51,429 --> 00:08:53,522 Aaah.! Russ.! 84 00:08:53,631 --> 00:08:55,656 Russ, stop.! 85 00:08:58,069 --> 00:08:59,730 Now you're occupied with me. 86 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:06,269 We'll continue our talk when it ain't so crowded, George. 87 00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:10,313 And I'll catch up with you later, pally. 88 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:18,214 - Who was that, George? - Him? Oh, him? 89 00:09:18,323 --> 00:09:21,656 Oh, just a- a business associate. 90 00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:25,752 Uh, he- He's got this, uh, idea he wants me to get behind. 91 00:09:25,863 --> 00:09:31,096 You know, uh, I'm not really interested, but he's so enthusiastic. 92 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:34,467 So, um... 93 00:09:34,572 --> 00:09:37,507 what, uh, brings you to the neighborhood? 94 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:50,054 - Why didn't you wait for me? - Ouch! 95 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,418 - Sorry. - You were busy. 96 00:09:52,523 --> 00:09:56,755 I was only gonna investigate a doll company. I didn't anticipate Blood Alley. 97 00:09:56,861 --> 00:10:00,422 - Terrific- Ooh, boy. - I think we should have you examined for a concussion. 98 00:10:00,531 --> 00:10:03,295 Mm-mmm. Nonsense. Just a little dizziness. 99 00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:07,127 Mildred, send in Mr. Mulch, will you, please? 100 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:09,206 You're up, Mulch. 101 00:10:11,409 --> 00:10:14,378 Mildred, hold Mr. Mulch. 102 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,139 You're down, Mulch. 103 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:23,754 I don't care how innocent it appeared. You don't pursue cases without me. 104 00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:26,050 Really, Laura. You're making far too much of this. 105 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:28,318 Mildred, send in Mr. Mulch. Thank you. 106 00:10:28,426 --> 00:10:32,760 Mildred, hold Mr. Mulch. 107 00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:36,391 One of the advantages of working as a team is that we back each other up. 108 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:39,698 Look at you. You run off with yourself, and you come back with a cracked skull. 109 00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:42,398 - Am I getting through to you? - I'm not sure which is worse: 110 00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:44,702 the ringing in my head or the rasping in my ears. 111 00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:48,108 - Just as long as we understand each other for the future. - Uh-huh. 112 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,548 Mildred, send in Mr. Mulch. 113 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:59,122 It's about time. I'm a very busy executive. 114 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,918 Get in there. 115 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:06,627 Sit down, Mulch. 116 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,604 What did I do? 117 00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:16,435 Guilt by association, I'm afraid. 118 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,702 When last we met... 119 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:23,941 you were trying to market a line of household products based on Hollywood stars. 120 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:29,281 Virginia Mayo Mayonnaise. The Marilyn Monroe Modern Slicer. Remember? 121 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:33,221 Yeah. Great idea, but just a little ahead of its time. 122 00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:38,318 Now, why don't you tell us how you became involved with the Courtney Doll Company? 123 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:41,125 Ah. Well, now... 124 00:11:41,232 --> 00:11:44,759 one day I'm walking down Hollywood Boulevard- 125 00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,895 my senses open, the antenna are out. 126 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:51,839 A man on the brink of inspiration, right, when- bam! 127 00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:54,434 - You got hit by a bus. - No. 128 00:11:54,545 --> 00:11:57,810 No, no, no. It comes to me. The idea. 129 00:11:57,915 --> 00:12:02,409 A new doll that both children and parents will love. 130 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,751 - Are you ready for this? - Uh, I've got goose bumps already. 131 00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:08,417 I know what you mean. I get chills when I think about it.! 132 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:10,687 Look. You're a parent, right? 133 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:13,263 Your little Sally or Susie wants a doll. 134 00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:16,800 You love the kid. You buy it a doll. The kid is happy, right? 135 00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:21,634 For five minutes. Then she wants more clothes for the doll. 136 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:24,367 She wants a stroller for the doll. 137 00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:28,002 She wants the dolly's friends, Skippy and Cricket... 138 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:31,377 not to mention Bruce and all of their accessories. 139 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:36,385 All of a sudden what started out as an innocent bribe for your child's affections... 140 00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:39,888 has turned into a- a conglomerate of extortion. 141 00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:41,891 It does remind me of my niece. 142 00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:44,484 Now- I wish I had a doll here to show ya. 143 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,030 It's your lucky day, George. 144 00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:51,693 Oh. Ri- Hey. Where did you get- Never mind. Never mind. 145 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:55,705 Okay. The Courtney Doll. 146 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:59,402 Cute, right? Simple, right? 147 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:03,071 What does it do? Nothing. 148 00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:06,480 What comes with it? Nothing. 149 00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:10,918 But the kid wants the doll's stroller. There is no stroller. 150 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:14,355 The kid wants the doll's friends. She don't have no friends. 151 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:17,427 This is it. What you see is what you get. 152 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:20,156 You buy this doll, you come away clean. 153 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:23,392 Parents will be dancing in the streets! I'm gonna make a million! 154 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:26,732 - George. - Wait a minute. Wait. You gotta hear the sales pitch. 155 00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,738 You're gonna love the sales pitch. 156 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,808 Simple but eloquent. 157 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,002 The Courtney Doll. 158 00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:38,571 All she needs is your love and imagination. 159 00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:42,551 Mrs. Ryan thinks you're cheating her husband out of his money. 160 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:46,919 - What? - James Ryan sunk half a million dollars into your company. 161 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:49,959 Now, when I visited the factory, it was hardly working at capacity. 162 00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:51,961 Where's the money going? 163 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:55,328 Hey, look. I handle the creative end. 164 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:59,631 The dollars and cents I leave to my junior partner, Pete Gillespie. 165 00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:03,434 - Well, where is he now? - Well, he's probably out linin' up business. 166 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,509 You see, let me explain. 167 00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,544 About six months ago... 168 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:11,877 I told Gillespie my doll idea, which he flipped over. 169 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:14,247 So, about three weeks later, he calls me up. 170 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,582 He says he found a backer: James Ryan. 171 00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,621 They used to be friends or something. 172 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:21,521 So, I make Gillespie a junior partner... 173 00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:24,288 I name the doll after Ryan's granddaughter... 174 00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:27,262 and the rest, as they say, is gonna be history. 175 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,890 George, we'll need to see the books. 176 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,902 Hey. The sooner the better. I have nothing to hide. 177 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,562 George, my dolly. 178 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:37,402 - Thank you. - I'll handle this, Mr. Steele. You rest. 179 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:39,271 - Really, Miss Holt. - Stay. 180 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:49,950 How do you like the wheels, Miss Holt? 181 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:52,113 I'm surprised you can afford them. 182 00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:55,852 Hey. I put my own money into this baby. 183 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,691 After all, a successful businessman has to present an image, right? 184 00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:02,265 What about an unsuccessful businessman? 185 00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,302 You had to bring her, right? 186 00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,429 Mildred is our financial expert. 187 00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:11,508 Before she joined Remington Steele Investigations... 188 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:15,010 she was a crack investigator for the I.R.S. fraud squad. 189 00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:22,776 Are you, uh, comfortable back there, Miss Krebs? 190 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,520 This is it. 191 00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:33,722 - Tommy's Diner? - Yeah. 192 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:35,890 My brother-in-law runs the joint. 193 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,026 He's the math whiz in the family, so I- 194 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:42,503 I put him on the payroll to keep the books. 195 00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:46,098 - Looks like a first-class operation, Mulch. - Yeah. 196 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:13,933 It's Gillespie. He left the detective agency with two women... 197 00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:17,337 and they're at his brother-in-law's diner right now. 198 00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:20,706 Well, yeah. I'm a little nervous, okay? 199 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:26,181 Okay. I'll wait to hear from you. Right. 200 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:35,915 - You're kidding, right? - What? 201 00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:38,359 These documents haven't been posted? 202 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,933 Ledgers. Double entry bookkeeping. 203 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:46,533 Does any of this ring a bell, gentlemen? 204 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:50,971 Those, uh, black books with the red corners and the lined pages and all? 205 00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:54,238 The egghead in the family. 206 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,836 I was gonna get some of those next week. 207 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,644 Don't worry, Miss Holt. I have seen worse cases. 208 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,655 - Believe it or not. - I don't. 209 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:10,488 I should have a profit and loss and a balance sheet for you in a day or two. 210 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,743 My car! 211 00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:12,892 My car! 212 00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:22,399 Are you crazy, lady? 213 00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:28,109 You could get killed doing that. We both could get killed. 214 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:31,579 You should've thought of that before you tried to steal this car. 215 00:17:31,682 --> 00:17:34,276 - Oh, man. - Oh. 216 00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:36,285 You're in trouble plenty, compadre. 217 00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:39,356 You have any idea what grand theft auto brings in this state? 218 00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:42,949 I don't believe this. Blatant prejudice in the 1980s. 219 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:47,224 You assume because I'm Hispanic I'm stealing the car. 220 00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:50,266 Next thing you know, you'll be asking me for my green card. 221 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:53,200 This is not your car, mister. 222 00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:55,135 I know that. 223 00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,173 Permiso. 224 00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:02,635 When was the last time you saw a car thief wearing a three-piece suit? 225 00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:06,473 Check it out. Florsheim. 226 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,142 You stole those too? 227 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,220 I'm a businessman. 228 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,350 Juan Esteban Castro. 229 00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,858 "Repo man to the stars. 230 00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,524 No job too hot. No lead too cold. " 231 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:25,329 - And he actually took the car? - He had the right papers. 232 00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:28,269 George was considerably behind in his payments. 233 00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:31,341 I wasn't behind. I hadn't started 'em yet. 234 00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:34,502 - I guess the banks never read my letters explaining. - Ah. Uh-huh. 235 00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:38,241 - Here's the, uh, background check on Pete Gillespie. - Thanks, Mildred. 236 00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:43,013 George, this gentleman that I met at your office, um, uh, Russ Buckner- 237 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,247 He wouldn't happen to be a loan shark, would he? 238 00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:49,452 A, uh, uh, financial, uh, services broker. 239 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,052 Um, but he doesn't have anything to do with the Courtney Dolls. 240 00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:55,564 How much are you into him for? 241 00:18:55,666 --> 00:19:00,467 Well, uh, allowing for, uh, fluctuations in the prime rate and, uh- 242 00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:04,265 Uh, Buckner's interest is 55 points above that... 243 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,366 compounded daily. 244 00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:10,038 Like, uh, five grand. 245 00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:13,275 George, you soaked James Ryan for half a million dollars. 246 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,284 How can you be in debt? 247 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,786 I haven't drawn a penny in salary yet. 248 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:21,051 You see, Gillespie explained to me that our start-up costs... 249 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:23,251 are a little above what was projected. 250 00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:28,465 Remington Steele Investigations. 251 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,330 Mr. Steele, I think it's time we drop in on Pete Gillespie. 252 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:34,598 Ah, we'll go together. I'm feeling much better now. Thank you very much. 253 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:37,071 It's James Ryan. He wants to see you. 254 00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:45,072 So, when my wife informed me of your investigation, I felt I had to call. 255 00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:48,913 You see, Martha's very, uh, nervous about financial matters. 256 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:51,453 She doesn't understand it takes money to make money. 257 00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,891 Well, look who's here. 258 00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:58,951 - Hi, Grandpa. - Hello, princess. 259 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,964 This is Courtney, my granddaughter. 260 00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:03,966 Hello, Courtney. 261 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:06,593 My, you are a living doll. 262 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,400 Mommy and Daddy are on the phone. 263 00:20:09,506 --> 00:20:12,839 Oh. Well, then, would you please excuse us? 264 00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:15,411 Please. Go ahead. 265 00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:17,503 Courtney's parents are on vacation. 266 00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:20,140 - Hi. - They haven't been away together since she was born... 267 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,981 and like all parents, they have to call home every few hours... 268 00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:25,248 - to make sure that everything's all right. - Yes. 269 00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:28,325 All right then. Enjoy yourselves. 270 00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:32,794 - I want to say good-bye. - Hello. Ye-Yes. Hold on a second. 271 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,160 Somebody here wants to say good-bye. 272 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,397 Bye, Mommy and Daddy. 273 00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:46,810 Ah, she hasn't quite got the hang of that yet. 274 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:50,812 Anyway, what I wanted to say is that, uh... 275 00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:53,781 I'd be very happy to pay you for your time up to now... 276 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,079 and there really isn't any point in continuing. 277 00:20:56,186 --> 00:20:59,121 - I'm sure everything is gonna be just fine. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,282 How well do you know Pete Gillespie, Mr. Ryan? 279 00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:04,555 He was a, uh, bartender at the club we both belong to. 280 00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:09,361 Uh, I always found him a very bright, amiable young man. Why? 281 00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:13,698 Are you aware that he was dismissed as part of that bridge scandal a few years ago? 282 00:21:13,804 --> 00:21:17,968 Yes, but I- I thought the case against Pete was, uh, very, very shoddy. 283 00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:20,043 In fact, I tried to get him reinstated. 284 00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:24,137 I think it might be prudent not to drop the case, Mr. Ryan... 285 00:21:24,248 --> 00:21:26,239 especially when there's so much at stake. 286 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:31,253 Well, you're the experts. I, uh- I think you're wrong, but, uh, go ahead. 287 00:21:31,355 --> 00:21:33,323 You won't regret it, Mr. Ryan. 288 00:21:34,491 --> 00:21:36,823 I hope not. 289 00:21:46,437 --> 00:21:49,372 - Yeah. - Now, don't panic, Pete... 290 00:21:49,473 --> 00:21:51,600 but you better disappear for a few days. 291 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,872 - Look, you said you'd handle everything. - And I will. 292 00:21:54,978 --> 00:21:57,845 I just need a little time to straighten things out. 293 00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,779 But it wasn't supposed to be like this. 294 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:03,375 Well, if my wife hadn't hired those private detectives, it wouldn't be... 295 00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:05,978 but we-we can adjust. 296 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:11,153 Now, pack a bag, find a motel and call me. 297 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:32,716 I hear something. 298 00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:57,103 Hmm. Have a look at this. 299 00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:02,436 It appears our Mr. Gillespie left in a bit of a hurry. 300 00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:04,343 Innocent men don't run. 301 00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:07,849 Sounds like a Raymond Chandler novel. 302 00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:16,491 Oh! 303 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:25,962 Hey, pally. 304 00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:30,005 Tell that fat friend of yours I'll be expecting his payment- tomorrow. 305 00:23:43,287 --> 00:23:46,654 Well, forgetting about the bellicose Mr. Buckner for the moment... 306 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:49,351 it would appear that Pete Gillespie is the man we're after. 307 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,486 I mean, he putJames Ryan's money and George Mulch's idea together. 308 00:23:52,596 --> 00:23:56,259 It would appear that he was the only one to make a profit from the whole arrangement. 309 00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:59,267 Just a little tighter, Laura. Oh! Oh! 310 00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:03,970 You are truly an angel of mercy, Laura. 311 00:24:04,074 --> 00:24:06,702 I've been getting a lot of practice lately. 312 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:09,745 Oh. Well, perhaps we should increase our medical coverage. 313 00:24:09,847 --> 00:24:12,577 That's right. Joke about it. 314 00:24:12,683 --> 00:24:14,674 Well, I'm sorry... 315 00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:18,721 if my various bruises and abrasions annoy you. 316 00:24:18,822 --> 00:24:22,451 The next time, I'll go to the emergency ward. 317 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,891 Buckner's men could have just as easily killed you. 318 00:24:24,995 --> 00:24:29,261 - True. - Is that all you have to say about the subject? "True"? 319 00:24:30,868 --> 00:24:34,326 Uh, Laura... 320 00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:38,033 this, uh, Remington Steele you invented- 321 00:24:38,141 --> 00:24:40,268 I mean, he isn't a plumber. 322 00:24:43,447 --> 00:24:47,577 Look. I mean, if I'm to continue playing the part... 323 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:50,551 I run the risk of running into people like Buckner. 324 00:24:50,654 --> 00:24:52,554 Sporadically, I hope. 325 00:24:52,656 --> 00:24:54,757 I just don't like seeing you get hurt. 326 00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:56,859 I just don't like seeing you get hurt. 327 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,259 Well, in that area, I agree. It's, uh- 328 00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:03,595 It's better to, uh, give than to receive. 329 00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:08,602 I want to put my arms around you, hold you, comfort you- 330 00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:12,106 Uh, sounds a lot better than a bandage. 331 00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:14,109 But I can't. 332 00:25:14,211 --> 00:25:16,372 Oh? Why? What's stopping you? 333 00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:19,381 Me. You. 334 00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:21,383 Us. 335 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,215 Ah, yes. 336 00:25:24,321 --> 00:25:26,653 The south of France. 337 00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:31,558 That wonderful agreement we made about not mixing business with pleasure. 338 00:25:33,063 --> 00:25:35,588 I know it was my idea, but I'm- 339 00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:38,691 I'm having a hard time living with it. 340 00:25:38,802 --> 00:25:43,432 We've just-We've become so distant lately. So- So- 341 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,565 - Professional? - Yes, damn it. 342 00:25:46,743 --> 00:25:49,268 Well, uh, look, Laura. Um... 343 00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:54,013 I realize I've been a bit standoffish lately, but, uh... 344 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,677 I mean, I thought that's the way you wanted things. 345 00:25:56,787 --> 00:26:01,019 I mean, ever since we came back from France, I've tried to respect your wishes. 346 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,218 I mean, granted, I've- I've overstepped the mark at times... 347 00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:07,764 but then again, uh, you know, I'm- I'm only human. 348 00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:10,628 Thank God for that. 349 00:26:16,006 --> 00:26:18,497 Our little agreement hasn't really solved anything, has it? 350 00:26:18,609 --> 00:26:22,409 It's just, uh, made things more confusing. 351 00:26:22,512 --> 00:26:26,107 We don't go forward, and we can't go back... 352 00:26:26,216 --> 00:26:30,676 so we just sort of stand here frozen in place. 353 00:26:55,912 --> 00:26:58,403 Beginnings of a thaw? 354 00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:04,020 Of course... 355 00:27:04,121 --> 00:27:07,284 you really should think about getting an answering service. 356 00:27:08,325 --> 00:27:10,293 Hello? 357 00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:13,192 Oh, hello, Mildred. Mm-hmm. 358 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:18,064 Oh. All right. We'll be right there. 359 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:25,132 That was Mildred. She just finished the work on Mulch's financial record. 360 00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:28,405 - Says it's very important. - Mmm. 361 00:27:30,013 --> 00:27:33,471 Sometimes that woman's efficiency can be highly exasperating. 362 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:36,177 Mmm. For once... 363 00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:38,777 I have to agree with you, Mr. Steele. 364 00:27:45,028 --> 00:27:49,897 Over the last six months, the Courtney Doll Company took in $496,000 from James Ryan. 365 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,662 In that period, the Courtney Doll Company... 366 00:27:52,769 --> 00:27:57,206 has paid out $496,000 in start-up costs. 367 00:27:57,307 --> 00:28:02,142 Well, hey, look. We have to bring the foam stuffing all the way from Taiwan. 368 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:07,376 And- get this-we are trying to sign ABBA to sing the Courtney jingle. 369 00:28:07,484 --> 00:28:10,419 Do you have any idea what it costs to call Stockholm? 370 00:28:11,888 --> 00:28:15,324 Moving on to the balance sheet, as far as I can see... 371 00:28:15,425 --> 00:28:19,919 the Courtney Doll Company has inventory worth approximately $800. 372 00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:23,466 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is its total asset. 373 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:26,263 - What about the factory? - Yeah. What about that? 374 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,564 Rented. 375 00:28:28,672 --> 00:28:30,572 Let me get this straight. 376 00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:34,235 The Courtney Doll factory spends $496,000... 377 00:28:34,344 --> 00:28:37,973 and only has 800 dollars' worth of goods to show for it? 378 00:28:38,081 --> 00:28:41,175 - You got it. - Where-Where did the money go? 379 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,775 Ah. Now that's interesting. 380 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:46,720 All of the money was paid out to only three firms: 381 00:28:46,823 --> 00:28:48,814 the Wheaton Company, a manufacturer; 382 00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,950 the Blackthorn Corporation, a sales group; 383 00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:53,757 and the Van Adams Enterprises, a distributor. 384 00:28:53,864 --> 00:28:57,300 Great work, Mildred. Tomorrow you and I will check out those companies. 385 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,425 I'll bet they'll lead us straight to Gillespie. 386 00:28:59,536 --> 00:29:03,939 My guess is he's been getting some hefty kickbacks for arranging fraudulent billing. 387 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,066 - You mean I'm gonna get to do some real gumshoeing? - Absolutely. 388 00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:09,702 - You've been chained to that desk long enough. - Yeah. 389 00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:12,680 Oh. I- I guess you have more important things to do, huh, boss? 390 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,842 Apparently. 391 00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:17,442 Well, the street is no place for the boss. 392 00:29:17,554 --> 00:29:20,182 He'll be right here, supervising the entire operation... 393 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:24,124 collecting data, assembling facts, formulating theories. 394 00:29:24,227 --> 00:29:26,195 You're a born leader, Steele. 395 00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:46,748 It's awful nice of you to put me up tonight, Steele. 396 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,943 Yes. Well, we can't have a man like Buckner... 397 00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,919 getting his hands on an enterprising entrepreneur like you, George. 398 00:29:52,022 --> 00:29:54,252 After all, you're a dying breed. 399 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,494 I guess I am at that. 400 00:29:59,596 --> 00:30:04,590 You know, you probably won't believe this, because I know I come off as so unflappable... 401 00:30:04,701 --> 00:30:10,003 but- but I-I'm gettin' a little perturbed about the way things are goin' lately. 402 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,131 Yes, well, that's a good sign, George. 403 00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,506 Shows you haven't lost your sense of reality. 404 00:30:14,611 --> 00:30:19,446 Yeah. You know, I really thought this one was it. 405 00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:22,279 It felt so real this time. 406 00:30:24,721 --> 00:30:27,713 You know, Tommy, my brother-in-law- He's got that diner. 407 00:30:27,824 --> 00:30:30,292 He always wants me to come in with him, you know... 408 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:32,987 but I said, "Tommy, I gotta be true to myself. 409 00:30:33,096 --> 00:30:35,496 I gotta follow my star, you know. " 410 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:38,433 I don't know. 411 00:30:38,535 --> 00:30:42,335 Maybe I should- go in the diner, you know. 412 00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:46,307 Yes, well, I'm sure the whole thing will look a lot different in the morning, huh? 413 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,572 Yeah. You know, my old man used to say... 414 00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:52,944 "You win some, and you lose some, and some days you get rained out... 415 00:30:53,049 --> 00:30:55,210 but you dress for every game. " 416 00:30:55,318 --> 00:30:58,344 Someday you'll have to explain that to me, George. 417 00:30:58,455 --> 00:31:00,719 - For now, get some sleep, okay? - Uh, Steele. 418 00:31:00,824 --> 00:31:04,089 - Yes. - You know, you're, uh... 419 00:31:04,194 --> 00:31:08,290 something that I haven't seen very much of in my life: 420 00:31:08,398 --> 00:31:10,298 a square shooter. 421 00:31:12,969 --> 00:31:15,130 Good night, George. 422 00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:32,849 - Watch for traffic, Mildred. - You're covered. 423 00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:48,199 This is the headquarters of a company... 424 00:31:48,305 --> 00:31:51,968 that's been taking in a couple hundred thousand dollars? 425 00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:54,839 Looks like a dummy corporation if ever I've seen one. 426 00:32:06,957 --> 00:32:09,517 Somebody's had a nice little bonfire here. 427 00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:18,525 - What is it, Miss Holt? - Traveler's check. 428 00:32:23,273 --> 00:32:25,833 Nicaragua. I could go there. 429 00:32:25,942 --> 00:32:30,174 I'll bet you Buckner don't have no contacts in Nicaragua. 430 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,771 I hear the climate is very nice too. 431 00:32:32,882 --> 00:32:35,680 A few internal difficulties maybe, but nothin'- 432 00:32:35,785 --> 00:32:38,413 The instructions, George. 433 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:42,218 Uh, "Once the modem is engaged"- 434 00:32:42,325 --> 00:32:44,259 I've done that. 435 00:32:44,361 --> 00:32:46,795 "punch in your access number. " 436 00:32:46,896 --> 00:32:50,093 Yes. I've done all that, but the blasted machine won't give! 437 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,068 These bloody computers. They're the most useless bit of hardware I've ever encountered. 438 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:57,196 I've always said- 439 00:32:57,307 --> 00:32:58,540 You didn't press "Enter. " 440 00:32:58,575 --> 00:32:59,773 You didn't press "Enter. " 441 00:33:02,178 --> 00:33:06,410 All right, Einstein. Let's see what you can cough up on the- 442 00:33:06,516 --> 00:33:08,780 the Wheaton Corporation... 443 00:33:08,885 --> 00:33:11,581 the Blackthorn Corporation... 444 00:33:11,688 --> 00:33:13,588 Van Adams Enterprises. 445 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:15,715 The Falkland Islands. 446 00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:18,658 Now there is an out-of-the-way place. 447 00:33:18,762 --> 00:33:21,424 Hardly anybody goes there anymore. 448 00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:26,901 I wonder if you could get a direct flight from L.A. 449 00:33:43,853 --> 00:33:45,787 - Yeah? - It's Ryan. 450 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:52,493 Getting kind of jumpy, Pete? 451 00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:54,961 - They're onto us, aren't they? - Relax. 452 00:33:55,065 --> 00:33:57,363 And put that thing down. 453 00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:03,434 There's an easy way out of this thing. 454 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:06,941 Only Steele and his assistant suspect anything is wrong. 455 00:34:07,043 --> 00:34:09,136 There are no police involved at this point. 456 00:34:09,245 --> 00:34:11,941 And Mulch is a perfect patsy. 457 00:34:12,048 --> 00:34:17,008 So, if we can just remove those two detectives from the picture, all our problems will be solved. 458 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,089 You're talking about murder, Ryan. 459 00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:27,954 The companies that took in all of Ryan's money-They're dummies. 460 00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:31,192 Just rented office space with a name, an address and nothing more. 461 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,132 Great. 462 00:34:33,236 --> 00:34:35,136 What does that mean? 463 00:34:35,238 --> 00:34:38,469 Well, it looks like Gillespie set up these companies for himself. 464 00:34:38,575 --> 00:34:40,566 In other words, using George's company as his cover... 465 00:34:40,677 --> 00:34:43,043 Gillespie was taking money from Ryan and paying it to himself. 466 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:47,344 Right. We found the remains of some burned traveler's checks in one of the offices. 467 00:34:47,450 --> 00:34:49,884 Why would somebody burn traveler's checks? 468 00:34:49,986 --> 00:34:52,147 We haven't figured that out yet. 469 00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:54,155 The checks were signed in three names: 470 00:34:54,257 --> 00:34:57,693 Arthur Wheaton, Harold Blackthorn and Roger Van Adams. 471 00:34:57,794 --> 00:35:01,525 Those are the guys who supposedly run these dummy corporations. 472 00:35:01,631 --> 00:35:04,191 - This is unbelievable. - What is? 473 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:07,269 Yes, well, we got the computer to render some background information... 474 00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:10,533 - on those three corporations. - You did, boss? 475 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,303 Yes. It was very simple, Mildred. Just a little bit of patience and, uh- 476 00:35:14,410 --> 00:35:17,072 Anyway, uh- 477 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:20,707 we found out something very intriguing about those three gentlemen. 478 00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:24,309 - Yeah? - They've all been dead for over 20 years. 479 00:35:38,134 --> 00:35:40,967 - I don't get it. - Welcome to the club. 480 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:44,335 The heads of all three dummy corporations are dead men. 481 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:49,207 Ah! The Day of theJackal.! Edward Fox, Michael Lonsdale. Universal, 1973. 482 00:35:49,312 --> 00:35:51,371 - Yeah! - What do you mean, "Yeah"? 483 00:35:51,481 --> 00:35:54,541 Edward Fox plays this assassin who creates false passports... 484 00:35:54,651 --> 00:35:58,883 by getting the birth certificates of dead men who were born the same year he was. 485 00:35:58,988 --> 00:36:00,956 Good Lord. Another movie buff? 486 00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:04,220 - Oh, Georgie! I knew we were kindred spirits, mate! - Yeah. 487 00:36:04,327 --> 00:36:07,160 Uh, well, in my business it pays to see a lot of movies... 488 00:36:07,263 --> 00:36:10,630 because you never know when an idea will leap off the screen at ya. 489 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:13,429 But what does this Jackal have to do with Pete Gillespie? 490 00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:15,527 Gillespie set up the false identities... 491 00:36:15,638 --> 00:36:18,198 so he could skip the country without leavin' tracks. 492 00:36:18,308 --> 00:36:21,141 The traveler's checks we found would support that theory. 493 00:36:21,244 --> 00:36:24,145 - They would? - Sure. 494 00:36:24,247 --> 00:36:28,183 Gillespie could withdraw all of his money from the three companies in cash... 495 00:36:28,284 --> 00:36:30,218 and then buy traveler's checks. 496 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,381 - Why traveler's checks? - Because you can destroy them and have them refunded later. 497 00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:37,755 If Gillespie flies the coop with the money from the checking account... 498 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,760 he leaves a paper trail. 499 00:36:39,862 --> 00:36:45,266 On the other hand, trying to travel with $500,000 in cash creates quite a suspicious bulk. 500 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:47,836 But with traveler's checks, he can carry that amount... 501 00:36:47,937 --> 00:36:50,167 in his coat pocket in the form of receipts. 502 00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:53,606 He could go anywhere in the world, turn in his receipts for refunds... 503 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:57,407 and slowly reconstitute his fortune without anyone being able to trace it. 504 00:36:57,513 --> 00:37:00,209 Mildred, call the Ryans and tell them we're about to wrap this up. 505 00:37:00,316 --> 00:37:04,616 - You got it. - What a brilliant, wonderful, ingenious little plan! 506 00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:08,248 - Just think of it, Georgie. If a man had a pile of money, he- - Mr. Steele... 507 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:11,691 I think you should go home and rest those ribs of yours. 508 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:14,092 Perhaps I'll come by later with some Ben-Gay. 509 00:37:15,198 --> 00:37:17,098 Oh. Oh, yes. 510 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,498 Uh, I think they might need a little bit of, uh- 511 00:37:19,602 --> 00:37:21,968 massaging and everything like that. 512 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:25,598 Hey. What about me? I mean, Buckner's still after me. 513 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,199 I mean, what about my physical well-being? 514 00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:32,441 Oh, Georgie, I'm sure we'll be able to arrange your accommodation with Mr. Buckner. 515 00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:35,073 - It's busy. - Well, try again later. 516 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:38,153 Oh. Brilliant day's deduction, everybody. Brilliant. 517 00:37:38,254 --> 00:37:40,154 Come along, Georgie. 518 00:37:45,862 --> 00:37:48,524 Stop worrying, George, will you? 519 00:37:48,631 --> 00:37:51,327 I have a plan that will wipe out your debt. 520 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,974 What are we doing here? That's Buckner's house. 521 00:37:59,075 --> 00:38:01,737 Of course it is. Where else do you think he keeps his car? 522 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:06,372 - Why are we interested in his car? - We're gonna steal it. 523 00:38:06,482 --> 00:38:08,507 Are you crazy? 524 00:38:08,618 --> 00:38:11,052 Buckner's car is a Porsche. 525 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,054 928 "S." 526 00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:15,056 I say I know about... 527 00:38:15,158 --> 00:38:18,184 half a dozen dealers, shall we say, who could get it out of the state... 528 00:38:18,294 --> 00:38:20,854 and into the hands of a new owner in a matter of hours. 529 00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:23,124 And at a handsome profit for us. 530 00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:25,564 In cash. 531 00:39:45,081 --> 00:39:47,447 Are you crazy? That's a $10,000 paint job. 532 00:39:57,093 --> 00:39:59,584 Remington Steele Investigations. 533 00:39:59,695 --> 00:40:02,664 Uh, Mr. Steele isn't in right now. Can I take a message? 534 00:40:03,699 --> 00:40:05,667 It's Pete Gillespie. 535 00:40:08,371 --> 00:40:11,397 - This is Laura Holt. - Where's Steele? 536 00:40:11,507 --> 00:40:13,634 You're in a great deal of trouble, Mr. Gillespie. 537 00:40:13,743 --> 00:40:15,506 Why do you think I called? 538 00:40:15,611 --> 00:40:20,344 I suggest you find yourself the nearest police station and turn yourself in. 539 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:23,977 - What if I make restitution? - You mean give back the money? 540 00:40:24,086 --> 00:40:27,351 - Will you and Steele go to bat for me with Ryan? - We might. 541 00:40:27,457 --> 00:40:29,118 I'll need more than that. 542 00:40:29,225 --> 00:40:31,716 So will we. 543 00:40:33,029 --> 00:40:35,293 I've got most of it stashed at the factory. 544 00:40:35,398 --> 00:40:37,866 I just need Steele's word that Ryan won't press charges. 545 00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:40,629 Mr. Steele will be in a much better position to give you that... 546 00:40:40,736 --> 00:40:42,636 once he has his hands on the money. 547 00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:45,832 - I'll be waiting for both of you. - We'll be there. 548 00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:50,112 They're comin'. 549 00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:57,780 You're not gonna meet that bum, are you? 550 00:40:59,088 --> 00:41:02,057 He wants to make a deal. The money for his freedom. 551 00:41:02,158 --> 00:41:04,524 - I'll get my coat. - You stay right here. 552 00:41:04,627 --> 00:41:07,858 - This is just a precaution. - Shouldn't you call Mr. Steele? 553 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:10,660 I think he's had enough excitement for one day. 554 00:41:12,802 --> 00:41:14,895 Well, can't you put more men on it? 555 00:41:15,004 --> 00:41:17,871 Well, what do we pay our taxes for, Lieutenant? 556 00:41:18,908 --> 00:41:20,899 I want my car. 557 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:24,173 Police. You know, I'll tell ya something. If I had that kind of man- 558 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,181 Well, well. Hey. 559 00:41:27,283 --> 00:41:29,683 Cisco and Pancho, huh? 560 00:41:29,785 --> 00:41:32,379 You got my money, George? 561 00:41:32,488 --> 00:41:35,924 - Or am I gonna have to play taps on your head again? - Oh, no, no, no. Uh- 562 00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:37,925 Here you are, sir. 563 00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:44,231 What's the extra grand for, pally? 564 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:47,302 This. 565 00:41:49,805 --> 00:41:52,035 Now we're even, pally. 566 00:41:52,141 --> 00:41:54,041 Come on, George. 567 00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:59,104 I was behind ya all the way. 568 00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:02,082 A great comfort, George. A great comfort. 569 00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:24,066 What do you mean she went there alone? 570 00:42:24,173 --> 00:42:26,232 There was nothing I could do to stop her. 571 00:42:26,342 --> 00:42:28,776 I've been trying to reach you for over an hour. 572 00:42:28,878 --> 00:42:31,472 All right. Thank you, Mildred. 573 00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:35,142 The Courtney Doll factory, Fred. And let's not linger a lot at the lights. 574 00:42:47,196 --> 00:42:49,164 Gillespie? 575 00:43:52,094 --> 00:43:54,028 Laura! 576 00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:17,512 So Gillespie called Ryan too, huh? 577 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,350 Natch. He was gonna eliminate anyone who could finger him. 578 00:44:20,456 --> 00:44:23,789 He didn't call me. 579 00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:25,861 Remington Steele Investigations. 580 00:44:27,129 --> 00:44:29,256 What's wrong? 581 00:44:29,365 --> 00:44:33,267 - Still in a bit of shock? - No. It's not that. Something's nagging me. 582 00:44:33,369 --> 00:44:36,133 Ah, yes. Well, I've learned to respect your nags. 583 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:40,607 If Gillespie had all of Ryan's money, why didn't he just leave town? 584 00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:43,304 Why kill us off if he could escape without a trace? 585 00:44:43,412 --> 00:44:45,642 There's another thing. 586 00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:48,876 You know those three dead men whose names appeared on the traveler's checks? 587 00:44:48,984 --> 00:44:52,112 - Mmm. - They were born 55 years ago. 588 00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:54,121 Gillespie was 32 years old. 589 00:44:54,223 --> 00:44:56,714 - Why would he choose to impersonate older men? - Mm-hmm. 590 00:44:56,826 --> 00:44:58,817 All right. We'll get back to you. 591 00:44:58,928 --> 00:45:02,261 That was Mrs. Ryan. She's got another job for you. 592 00:45:02,364 --> 00:45:05,492 She wants you to locate any hidden assets Mr. Ryan might have. 593 00:45:05,601 --> 00:45:08,468 - Why? - He just filed for divorce. 594 00:45:08,571 --> 00:45:12,598 You know, in a way, Ryan really got a break in all this. 595 00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:16,166 - What do you mean, Mildred? - Well, it's a strange way of looking at it... 596 00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:18,644 but because he lost everything... 597 00:45:18,748 --> 00:45:21,774 he doesn't have to pay his wife one penny in a divorce settlement. 598 00:45:23,853 --> 00:45:27,289 I just said something incisive, didn't I? 599 00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:32,360 That's what this was all about from the start, wasn't it, Mr. Ryan? 600 00:45:32,461 --> 00:45:35,396 A way to divorce your wife without splitting your hard-earned money. 601 00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:37,989 Ah. But it soured when she hired us. 602 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,068 But you found a way out: kill Gillespie. 603 00:45:40,169 --> 00:45:43,332 That way you'd end up a hero and tie up your own loose ends. 604 00:45:45,841 --> 00:45:49,004 Even if I could accept your little fantasy... 605 00:45:49,111 --> 00:45:52,012 where's your proof, hmm? 606 00:45:52,114 --> 00:45:55,277 Travelers checks in the names of dead men- 607 00:45:55,384 --> 00:45:57,352 That's hardly conclusive evidence. 608 00:45:57,453 --> 00:46:02,755 You told the police that Gillespie called you to come to the factory. 609 00:46:02,858 --> 00:46:04,883 About what time was that? 610 00:46:04,994 --> 00:46:07,554 - 4:00. - You sure? 611 00:46:07,663 --> 00:46:09,688 I looked at my watch. 612 00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:12,825 You're wrong, Mr. Ryan. Dead wrong. 613 00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:16,029 The phone was off the hook all afternoon. 614 00:46:16,138 --> 00:46:18,470 Courtney left it that way. 615 00:46:18,574 --> 00:46:20,838 Her parents tried to reach us since 1:00. 616 00:46:20,943 --> 00:46:25,004 I didn't notice the phone was out of order until... 617 00:46:25,114 --> 00:46:27,082 after 6:00. 618 00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:29,481 We couldn't reach you either, Mr. Ryan. 619 00:46:29,585 --> 00:46:32,486 That's why we checked with your wife before we came here. 620 00:46:34,089 --> 00:46:37,547 I love you, Grandpa. 621 00:46:50,773 --> 00:46:53,173 I, uh- I didn't want to mention this until now, Laura... 622 00:46:53,275 --> 00:46:56,642 but, uh, when you ran off to that doll factory alone... 623 00:46:56,745 --> 00:46:58,770 I was, uh, deeply troubled... 624 00:46:58,881 --> 00:47:00,781 not to mention a little disappointed. 625 00:47:00,883 --> 00:47:02,783 Disappointed? 626 00:47:02,885 --> 00:47:05,820 Yes. Well, you know how seriously I take your instructions, and yet... 627 00:47:05,921 --> 00:47:10,881 there you were, alone, working in complete violation of your own rule that we work as a team. 628 00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:15,726 Yes, well, as with any rule, there are extenuating circumstances... 629 00:47:15,831 --> 00:47:18,061 extraordinary conditions under which- 630 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:20,635 I got it.! My next project.! 631 00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:23,705 Steele, I know what we can do with the extra cash. 632 00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:28,743 - What extra cash? - The extra cash we got for selling Buckner's car. 633 00:47:31,146 --> 00:47:34,309 Is there something that you haven't told me? 634 00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,782 Ah. Dinner's served. 635 00:47:36,832 --> 00:47:41,382 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53110

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