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so

the manager led her into the apartment

the manager led her into the apartment
early this morning

keys

keys
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he said she moved in a couple weeks ago

he said she moved in a couple weeks ago
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so

so
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so

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hello yes this is dr keener

hello yes this is dr keener

hello yes this is dr keener
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who's this

who's this

who's this
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hi

hi
yes yes

yes yes

yes yes
could you come by today

anytime's fine i'll see you at two

anytime's fine i'll see you at two
o'clock

so

so
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hi is dr rosen in this is dr keener

hi is dr rosen in this is dr keener

hi is dr rosen in this is dr keener
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okay no i'll call him back i'm not in my

okay no i'll call him back i'm not in my

okay no i'll call him back i'm not in my
office today

office today

office today
thank you uh actually would you give him

thank you uh actually would you give him

thank you uh actually would you give him
the message

thank you would you happen to know what

thank you would you happen to know what
time he'll be back

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no okay yeah no of course

no okay yeah no of course

no okay yeah no of course
of course i'm sorry

of course i'm sorry

of course i'm sorry
thank you bye

uh

uh
hello dr rosen please this is dr keener

hello dr rosen please this is dr keener

hello dr rosen please this is dr keener
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thank you

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so

i'm well we spoke

i'm well we spoke
earlier i'm debbie's friend yes come

have you ever consulted the cards before

have you ever consulted the cards before
no

no

no
oh somebody once read my palm

oh somebody once read my palm

oh somebody once read my palm
which one uh the left

which one uh the left

which one uh the left
hmm both hands are really necessary to

hmm both hands are really necessary to

hmm both hands are really necessary to
do a proper reading

do a proper reading

do a proper reading
oh we were just fooling around

oh we were just fooling around

oh we were just fooling around
really i think you're gonna like the

really i think you're gonna like the

really i think you're gonna like the
cards

cards

cards
is there anything in particular that you

is there anything in particular that you

is there anything in particular that you
want to talk about

no okay well i'll just do a general

no okay well i'll just do a general
outlook

outlook

outlook
and then if you have any specific

and then if you have any specific

and then if you have any specific
questions you can ask me at the end

questions you can ask me at the end

questions you can ask me at the end
all right

you're a scorpio yes okay

you're a scorpio yes okay
are you ready

you're good at pretending that

you're good at pretending that
everything in your life is good and

everything in your life is good and

everything in your life is good and
and you give off a great sense of of

and you give off a great sense of of

and you give off a great sense of of
security and self-confidence

security and self-confidence

security and self-confidence
but you're not satisfied

but you're not satisfied

but you're not satisfied
you don't know yourself well

you don't know yourself well

you don't know yourself well
you're restless and unsettled

you're restless and unsettled

you're restless and unsettled
you're a great pretender

you're a great pretender

you're a great pretender
you've been married but you're presently

you've been married but you're presently

you've been married but you're presently
divorced or

divorced or

divorced or
are separated now you like to give the

are separated now you like to give the

are separated now you like to give the
impression that you're happy to be by

impression that you're happy to be by

impression that you're happy to be by
yourself but in reality

yourself but in reality

yourself but in reality
you're mortified that your marriage

you're mortified that your marriage

you're mortified that your marriage
failed

failed

failed
you believe it's your fault that it

you believe it's your fault that it

you believe it's your fault that it
failed and

failed and

failed and
it may be so

regret in that area has caused you a

regret in that area has caused you a
great deal of pain

great deal of pain

great deal of pain
you don't have any lifelong friends

you don't have any lifelong friends

you don't have any lifelong friends
the friends you have you made while you

the friends you have you made while you

the friends you have you made while you
were married and

were married and

were married and
you weren't close to them they were

you weren't close to them they were

you weren't close to them they were
mostly your husband's friends

mostly your husband's friends

mostly your husband's friends
some of them wanted to be close to you

some of them wanted to be close to you

some of them wanted to be close to you
but they thought that you were

but they thought that you were

but they thought that you were
inaccessible

inaccessible

inaccessible
or that that you were aloof

and you're very secretive

and you're very secretive
and you don't trust easily

and you don't trust easily

and you don't trust easily
and when you do let someone in you later

and when you do let someone in you later

and when you do let someone in you later
regret it or

regret it or

regret it or
resent them i think that you feel that

resent them i think that you feel that

resent them i think that you feel that
sooner or later everyone is a

disappointment

disappointment
you can be assertive and hands-on

you can be assertive and hands-on

you can be assertive and hands-on
especially in a crisis

especially in a crisis

especially in a crisis
but i think you live in

but i think you live in

but i think you live in
constant fear of tragedy and you're very

constant fear of tragedy and you're very

constant fear of tragedy and you're very
very afraid of change

related to work that you're very taken

related to work that you're very taken
with

with

with
maybe you're even obsessed with him

but i don't think he's affectionate and

but i don't think he's affectionate and
he's not someone who is easy to get to

he's not someone who is easy to get to

he's not someone who is easy to get to
know intimately and you should be

know intimately and you should be

know intimately and you should be
careful about misunderstandings because

careful about misunderstandings because

careful about misunderstandings because
you have a tendency to become quickly

you have a tendency to become quickly

you have a tendency to become quickly
infatuated and then

infatuated and then

infatuated and then
you get embarrassed or depressed because

you get embarrassed or depressed because

you get embarrassed or depressed because
things didn't turn out the way that you

things didn't turn out the way that you

things didn't turn out the way that you
expected them to

expected them to

expected them to
you're a daydreamer

and you should be careful because you

and you should be careful because you
definitely have a tendency

definitely have a tendency

definitely have a tendency
to set yourself up for falls

to set yourself up for falls

to set yourself up for falls
you should let me know if we're moving

you should let me know if we're moving

you should let me know if we're moving
in the right direction it's possible

in the right direction it's possible

in the right direction it's possible
that we could take a wrong turn and

that we could take a wrong turn and

that we could take a wrong turn and
and get lost especially since it's her

and get lost especially since it's her

and get lost especially since it's her
first time

first time

first time
you know let's go on

excuse me

excuse me
hello hi

hello hi

hello hi
i'm fine how are you can i call you back

i'm fine how are you can i call you back

i'm fine how are you can i call you back
all right

all right

all right
bye-bye yes yes of course

bye-bye yes yes of course

bye-bye yes yes of course
goodbye

lately i've had the feeling that my uh

lately i've had the feeling that my uh
life is going to change

life is going to change

life is going to change
it's a very strong feeling

i've been having dreams

i've been having dreams
what kind of dreams

if there's bad news i don't want you to

if there's bad news i don't want you to
tell me

i'm sorry there's usually a nurse but

i'm sorry there's usually a nurse but
she had to take the day off

she had to take the day off

she had to take the day off
just tell me about this year

just tell me about this year

just tell me about this year
well um

you seem to be very concerned with

you seem to be very concerned with
finding a man

finding a man

finding a man
someone who you can depend on somebody

someone who you can depend on somebody

someone who you can depend on somebody
who you can share your life with

who you can share your life with

who you can share your life with
and there is a man who will be

and there is a man who will be

and there is a man who will be
interested in you

interested in you

interested in you
the man you mentioned before

at work no this is somebody you've never

at work no this is somebody you've never
met

met

met
a younger man well the man at work is

a younger man well the man at work is

a younger man well the man at work is
younger than i am

younger than i am

younger than i am
a couple of years

fair skinned

fair skinned
his brown eyes

no you sure it's not somebody i

no you sure it's not somebody i
already know

already know

already know
this is a new man

you know dr keener none of this is

you know dr keener none of this is
written in stone

written in stone

written in stone
i mean these are your cards today but

i mean these are your cards today but

i mean these are your cards today but
nothing happens without you

hmm

hmm
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what time is it too

what time is it too

what time is it too
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before i turn into a pumpkin

good morning

good morning
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hi this is rebecca wayman can debbie see

hi this is rebecca wayman can debbie see
me today

uh-huh yeah okay

uh-huh yeah okay
i'll be there thanks

are you waiting for someone no

are you waiting for someone no
so what are you doing standing here

so what are you doing standing here

so what are you doing standing here
smoking like a war you're not a war ryan

smoking like a war you're not a war ryan

smoking like a war you're not a war ryan
now so what are you

i work here are you a teller

i work here are you a teller
do you handle the money i'm the bank

do you handle the money i'm the bank

do you handle the money i'm the bank
manager

manager

manager
if you're the manager why can't you

if you're the manager why can't you

if you're the manager why can't you
smoke inside

smoke inside

smoke inside
there's no smoking inside what good is

there's no smoking inside what good is

there's no smoking inside what good is
it then to be the boss

it then to be the boss

it then to be the boss
i don't know

i don't know

i don't know
i robbed the bank once a long

i robbed the bank once a long

i robbed the bank once a long
time ago when my husband and i came out

time ago when my husband and i came out

time ago when my husband and i came out
here we tried to rob a bank

here we tried to rob a bank

here we tried to rob a bank
in glendale it was a joke

in glendale it was a joke

in glendale it was a joke
he almost got himself killed but we got

he almost got himself killed but we got

he almost got himself killed but we got
away no money though we couldn't get our

away no money though we couldn't get our

away no money though we couldn't get our
hands on any money

hands on any money

hands on any money
what does your husband do or doesn't he

what does your husband do or doesn't he

what does your husband do or doesn't he
work

work

work
is he a kept man

i don't have a husband of course you do

i don't have a husband of course you do
i'm not married show me your ring finger

are you a lesbian no

are you a lesbian no
are you do i look like a lesbian

did you study to become a bank manager

did you study to become a bank manager
or does daddy own the bank

or does daddy own the bank

or does daddy own the bank
is that it daddy owns it no i trained

is that it daddy owns it no i trained

is that it daddy owns it no i trained
with the bank

i bet that training included things

i bet that training included things
you'd be too ashamed to talk about

you'd be too ashamed to talk about

you'd be too ashamed to talk about
like what you tell me

like what you tell me

like what you tell me
i'm sure you had to do all sorts of

i'm sure you had to do all sorts of

i'm sure you had to do all sorts of
things to get to the top

things to get to the top

things to get to the top
that's the second time you called me a

that's the second time you called me a

that's the second time you called me a
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i wanna walk away with the rest of your

i wanna walk away with the rest of your
cigarettes

you can send one of your assistants

you can send one of your assistants
to buy you more you have men working

to buy you more you have men working

to buy you more you have men working
under you

under you

under you
yes send them they'll hate you for it

but they'll jack off just

but they'll jack off just
thinking about you anyway

thank you for your time have a nice day

thank you for your time have a nice day
you haven't told me your name

do you think the men in the bank resent

do you think the men in the bank resent
that a woman is in charge

i'm okay with it and the others i

i'm okay with it and the others i
haven't heard anything

haven't heard anything

haven't heard anything
it's mostly women in here anyway if they

it's mostly women in here anyway if they

it's mostly women in here anyway if they
weren't okay with it would it matter

do you think they have sexual fantasies

do you think they have sexual fantasies
about me

see you later

see you later
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yes

yes
hey stranger how you doing never better

hey stranger how you doing never better

hey stranger how you doing never better
that was the last time you were here i

that was the last time you were here i

that was the last time you were here i
don't know in the

don't know in the

don't know in the
fall i think march of last year that's

fall i think march of last year that's

fall i think march of last year that's
too long

too long

too long
any problems i took a home pregnancy

any problems i took a home pregnancy

any problems i took a home pregnancy
test and it lit up like a christmas tree

test and it lit up like a christmas tree

test and it lit up like a christmas tree
do you remember the date of your last

do you remember the date of your last

do you remember the date of your last
period um i haven't had one to

period um i haven't had one to

period um i haven't had one to
taper yeah i'll have a look

taper yeah i'll have a look

taper yeah i'll have a look
have you been trying to get pregnant no

have you been trying to get pregnant no

have you been trying to get pregnant no
i used a diaphragm but i had a couple of

i used a diaphragm but i had a couple of

i used a diaphragm but i had a couple of
encounters

encounters

encounters
without it that'll do it

i was in a hurry well i always say to my

i was in a hurry well i always say to my
husband

husband

husband
go slow because i'm gonna hurry

six weeks pregnant does six weeks sound

six weeks pregnant does six weeks sound
about right to you

about right to you

about right to you
yes well that means that you are due

yes well that means that you are due

yes well that means that you are due
around january 7th i don't want to be

around january 7th i don't want to be

around january 7th i don't want to be
pregnant

pregnant

pregnant
you don't yeah you wanna have an

you don't yeah you wanna have an

you don't yeah you wanna have an
abortion

abortion

abortion
yes have you ever been pregnant before

yes have you ever been pregnant before

yes have you ever been pregnant before
and you are how old 39

and you are how old 39

and you are how old 39
well i gotta tell you this might be your

well i gotta tell you this might be your

well i gotta tell you this might be your
last call

last call

last call
i mean do you want to take a few days

i mean do you want to take a few days

i mean do you want to take a few days
and think about it no

and think about it no

and think about it no
maybe there's someone you want to talk

maybe there's someone you want to talk

maybe there's someone you want to talk
over with nope

over with nope

over with nope
i have a hunched wife who's not going to

i have a hunched wife who's not going to

i have a hunched wife who's not going to
like it

is this an ongoing thing yes how long

is this an ongoing thing yes how long
three years and you have never mentioned

three years and you have never mentioned

three years and you have never mentioned
it

it

it
oh i told you about them i just never

oh i told you about them i just never

oh i told you about them i just never
told you the details

told you the details

told you the details
well that is a big detail

so what's in store for the future only a

so what's in store for the future only a
forward today

doctor can see you tomorrow at 3 00 or

doctor can see you tomorrow at 3 00 or
friday at 11.

friday at 11.

friday at 11.
tomorrow at 3. there you go oh thanks

i'll see you tomorrow don't let the bed

i'll see you tomorrow don't let the bed
bugs bite

hey i'm out of cigarettes

hey i'm out of cigarettes
i've run and get together son

keep the change i'm going to

keep the change i'm going to
are you on your way home yes home is

are you on your way home yes home is

are you on your way home yes home is
where the love is

where the love is

where the love is
see you later are you in the hurry

see you later are you in the hurry

see you later are you in the hurry
sister

sister

sister
yes i am children of waiting

yes i am children of waiting

yes i am children of waiting
no i didn't think so

hi yes it is i

hi yes it is i
the king the king

are you hungry i can't stay alone

are you hungry i can't stay alone
where are you going i gotta get to bed

where are you going i gotta get to bed

where are you going i gotta get to bed
early

early

early
on a 7am flight to san francisco

on a 7am flight to san francisco

on a 7am flight to san francisco
seems that uh samuelson and his guys

seems that uh samuelson and his guys

seems that uh samuelson and his guys
don't want to play with us what happened

i don't know i don't know they got cold

i don't know i don't know they got cold
feet or something

feet or something

feet or something
interest on the financing the second

interest on the financing the second

interest on the financing the second
stage blah blah blah blah blah

what about you i look tired

what about you i look tired
i am a little bit

i am a little bit

i am a little bit
i'm late with my period we always late i

i'm late with my period we always late i

i'm late with my period we always late i
saw the doctor at lunchtime

saw the doctor at lunchtime

saw the doctor at lunchtime
i'm six weeks pregnant what happened

i'm six weeks pregnant what happened

i'm six weeks pregnant what happened
i didn't have the diaphragm with me that

i didn't have the diaphragm with me that

i didn't have the diaphragm with me that
time in palm springs

why not i counted days and figured we'd

why not i counted days and figured we'd
be okay without it

be okay without it

be okay without it
she set up an appointment for me

she set up an appointment for me

she set up an appointment for me
tomorrow afternoon

tomorrow afternoon

tomorrow afternoon
to take care of it i won't be able to

to take care of it i won't be able to

to take care of it i won't be able to
get back in time

get back in time

get back in time
well that's okay

what ever happened to vera did she ever

what ever happened to vera did she ever
call back about those mexican tapestries

call back about those mexican tapestries

call back about those mexican tapestries
you want to show us

you want to show us

you want to show us
no i'll i'll try her tonight

no i'll i'll try her tonight

no i'll i'll try her tonight
yeah see if she can come by saturday

yeah see if she can come by saturday

yeah see if she can come by saturday
evening okay

i like to get one like rosen has yeah

i like to get one like rosen has yeah
huh right up there

um

um
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welcome back in the evening we'll eat up

welcome back in the evening we'll eat up
get some sleep

you don't think i should have this baby

you don't think i should have this baby
do you

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ah

ah

ah
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you should be home sleeping i plan to

you should be home sleeping i plan to
work you into the ground tomorrow

work you into the ground tomorrow

work you into the ground tomorrow
hey have a seat no i'm on my way home

hey have a seat no i'm on my way home

hey have a seat no i'm on my way home
no you live near here um sherman

no you live near here um sherman

no you live near here um sherman
you're in studio city yeah yeah i'm uh

you're in studio city yeah yeah i'm uh

you're in studio city yeah yeah i'm uh
you know my daughter's spending a week

you know my daughter's spending a week

you know my daughter's spending a week
with her mother so i'm not looking for

with her mother so i'm not looking for

with her mother so i'm not looking for
trouble

trouble

trouble
are you finding annie no oh

are you finding annie no oh

are you finding annie no oh
it's still early would you like a drink

are you out here every night yes

are you out here every night yes
you know i was really looking forward to

you know i was really looking forward to

you know i was really looking forward to
my daughter spending a week with her

my daughter spending a week with her

my daughter spending a week with her
mother

mother

mother
and now that she's gone i don't know

and now that she's gone i don't know

and now that she's gone i don't know
what to do with myself

what to do with myself

what to do with myself
um how old is your daughter she's not

um how old is your daughter she's not

um how old is your daughter she's not
you should bring her to work sometime

you should bring her to work sometime

you should bring her to work sometime
we'll show her the ropes i'll get her

we'll show her the ropes i'll get her

we'll show her the ropes i'll get her
started on the art of giving orders

started on the art of giving orders

started on the art of giving orders
don't believe me she's a natural i mean

don't believe me she's a natural i mean

don't believe me she's a natural i mean
it i want to meet her

it i want to meet her

it i want to meet her
i can't promise i'll bring her to the

i can't promise i'll bring her to the

i can't promise i'll bring her to the
bank but we'll invite you for dinner

bank but we'll invite you for dinner

bank but we'll invite you for dinner
that'll be better jun is blind i didn't

that'll be better jun is blind i didn't

that'll be better jun is blind i didn't
know that

know that

know that
was she born blind yes

was she born blind yes

was she born blind yes
that's a tough draw but you have to

that's a tough draw but you have to

that's a tough draw but you have to
learn to play the heartache

learn to play the heartache

learn to play the heartache
all my money's on her she's the queen

all my money's on her she's the queen

all my money's on her she's the queen
and you're her king

and you're her king

and you're her king
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june

june

june
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that's a good name yeah it's her

that's a good name yeah it's her

that's a good name yeah it's her
mother's name

so you plan on working me hard tomorrow

so you plan on working me hard tomorrow
i've got to take the afternoon off i

i've got to take the afternoon off i

i've got to take the afternoon off i
need you to cover for me one more time

i'm your man

i'm your man
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would you like a drink

would you like a drink

would you like a drink
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so

so

so
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wow

wow

wow
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thanks for the candy i always carry it

thanks for the candy i always carry it
with me just in case

i was a little hurt you didn't say

i was a little hurt you didn't say
goodbye where you hurt

goodbye where you hurt

goodbye where you hurt
i'm sorry you don't sound sorry

i'm not big on regret

i'm not big on regret
i got your change

and i bought us winston's

and i bought us winston's
who's this walter is he your husband

who's this walter is he your husband

who's this walter is he your husband
he works at the bank he works for you

he works at the bank he works for you

he works at the bank he works for you
under you

under you

under you
what is that like what is what like

what is that like what is what like

what is that like what is what like
working for her

is that your real name that's a [\h__\h]

is that your real name that's a [\h__\h]
name

name

name
is that a real name be careful with her

is that a real name be careful with her

is that a real name be careful with her
why she's a snake a snake as well as a

why she's a snake a snake as well as a

why she's a snake a snake as well as a
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that's not very nice does your husband

that's not very nice does your husband

that's not very nice does your husband
know that you're here

know that you're here

know that you're here
does he know that you're sitting here

does he know that you're sitting here

does he know that you're sitting here
with this man

with this man

with this man
i told you i'm not married we went over

i told you i'm not married we went over

i told you i'm not married we went over
this yesterday remember

this yesterday remember

this yesterday remember
you showed me your wedding ring

you showed me your wedding ring

you showed me your wedding ring
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let me tell you about love you don't ask

let me tell you about love you don't ask

let me tell you about love you don't ask
you give a snake

you give a snake

you give a snake
like you doesn't know this

like you doesn't know this

like you doesn't know this
you wouldn't know a good man if he bit

you wouldn't know a good man if he bit

you wouldn't know a good man if he bit
you on the tit

you on the tit

you on the tit
and a good man if he saw you would cry

and a good man if he saw you would cry

and a good man if he saw you would cry
to see a sorrow all right listen i think

to see a sorrow all right listen i think

to see a sorrow all right listen i think
that's enough no

that's enough no

that's enough no
keep going you're disgusting

keep going you're disgusting

keep going you're disgusting
one look at you was enough for me

one look at you was enough for me

one look at you was enough for me
a sad [\h__\h] a lonely

a sad [\h__\h] a lonely

a sad [\h__\h] a lonely
[\h__\h] as lonely as a dog

it's not that i don't like you

it's not that i don't like you
i like you princess i feel sorry for you

i won't be back until tomorrow thanks

i won't be back until tomorrow thanks
for minding the store

for minding the store

for minding the store
becca

this is feel a little strange you've

this is feel a little strange you've
been avoiding me all day

been avoiding me all day

been avoiding me all day
perhaps you're more accustomed to doing

perhaps you're more accustomed to doing

perhaps you're more accustomed to doing
the avoiding

perhaps or did you think this could be a

perhaps or did you think this could be a
regular romance

how long will this take well it's just

how long will this take well it's just
gonna take a few minutes it's real

gonna take a few minutes it's real

gonna take a few minutes it's real
quicky

quicky

quicky
but they're going to ask you to stay

but they're going to ask you to stay

but they're going to ask you to stay
around for a while after and you're not

around for a while after and you're not

around for a while after and you're not
going to be able to drive

going to be able to drive

going to be able to drive
did someone come in with you robert's

did someone come in with you robert's

did someone come in with you robert's
going to pick me up at 4.

why are you here deb i just want to stop

why are you here deb i just want to stop
by say hello

by say hello

by say hello
i don't want you to stay are you sure

i don't want you to stay are you sure

i don't want you to stay are you sure
about this

about this

about this
i don't want you here

hello dr keener hi

hello dr keener hi
we're ready yes very well

we're ready yes very well

we're ready yes very well
you lie down

now this won't knock you out it's just

now this won't knock you out it's just
to relax you

to relax you

to relax you
i'm all right

please you move this over please

please you move this over please
i'm gonna see your chart

did anyone call when i was in with judy

did anyone call when i was in with judy
good i don't think so doctor you want me

good i don't think so doctor you want me

good i don't think so doctor you want me
to check

to check

to check
no okay you're gonna feel a little

no okay you're gonna feel a little

no okay you're gonna feel a little
stick

oh it's hot in this room do something

oh it's hot in this room do something
about the air please

oh

oh
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yes

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so

so

so
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mom what do i have back here where

mom what do i have back here where
right here is this no go left

right here is this no go left

right here is this no go left
more left further left

that's it ah that's a freckle you sure

that's it ah that's a freckle you sure
yes because there's something else i

yes because there's something else i

yes because there's something else i
want you to pop it

want you to pop it

want you to pop it
i've seen freckles before jay i can't

i've seen freckles before jay i can't

i've seen freckles before jay i can't
even see it

even see it

even see it
how'd you find it i filled it right

how'd you find it i filled it right

how'd you find it i filled it right
against my

against my

against my
shirt and itches let me see

don't think you have anything to worry

don't think you have anything to worry
about

about

about
did you brush let me smell your breath

did you brush let me smell your breath

did you brush let me smell your breath
oh come on what's the big deal

oh come on what's the big deal

oh come on what's the big deal
i'm gonna let you do it hey better me

i'm gonna let you do it hey better me

i'm gonna let you do it hey better me
than someone else saying you need to

than someone else saying you need to

than someone else saying you need to
brush more often

brush more often

brush more often
you never know when you're gonna get

you never know when you're gonna get

you never know when you're gonna get
close forget it come on

close forget it come on

close forget it come on
i'm just asking to smell your breath i'm

i'm just asking to smell your breath i'm

i'm just asking to smell your breath i'm
asking for your handling marriage

asking for your handling marriage

asking for your handling marriage
fine let me do this once if you promise

fine let me do this once if you promise

fine let me do this once if you promise
it'll be the last time

it'll be the last time

it'll be the last time
promise i promise

okay let's go did you see that

okay let's go did you see that
he's a dwarf yes jay he is

he's a dwarf yes jay he is

he's a dwarf yes jay he is
never met a dwarf before

we're gonna have to stop by later

we're gonna have to stop by later
introduce ourselves you would do that

introduce ourselves you would do that

introduce ourselves you would do that
jay

jay

jay
you would actually go across the street

you would actually go across the street

you would actually go across the street
and introduce yourself you don't feel

and introduce yourself you don't feel

and introduce yourself you don't feel
weird about meeting a dwarf do you

weird about meeting a dwarf do you

weird about meeting a dwarf do you
i certainly don't feel weird about

i certainly don't feel weird about

i certainly don't feel weird about
introducing myself to a new neighbor but

introducing myself to a new neighbor but

introducing myself to a new neighbor but
please don't call him a dwarf

please don't call him a dwarf

please don't call him a dwarf
here's a door we'll stop by this evening

here's a door we'll stop by this evening

here's a door we'll stop by this evening
and say hello

one more time dwarves go to bed jay

one more time dwarves go to bed jay
that's enough

that's enough

that's enough
chill out mom i'm not gonna embarrass

chill out mom i'm not gonna embarrass

chill out mom i'm not gonna embarrass
you do you want to go there by yourself

you do you want to go there by yourself

you do you want to go there by yourself
you better be careful those little guys

you better be careful those little guys

you better be careful those little guys
and i'll tell you they know how to work

and i'll tell you they know how to work

and i'll tell you they know how to work
a lady

a lady

a lady
jay you are totally out of control

gary i have to work in the getty project

gary i have to work in the getty project
so he'll drive me home

so he'll drive me home

so he'll drive me home
who's that girl my girl

a friend from school yes

a friend from school yes
i never saw her before you know what's

i never saw her before you know what's

i never saw her before you know what's
her name

her name

her name
angelica angelica

angelica angelica

angelica angelica
what a beautiful name she seemed very

what a beautiful name she seemed very

what a beautiful name she seemed very
friendly

friendly

friendly
oh yeah

see you later peach face gary what's up

see you later peach face gary what's up
what's up all right hey how are you good

what's up all right hey how are you good

what's up all right hey how are you good
thanks

excuse me sir um we we haven't met but

excuse me sir um we we haven't met but
um i believe you're moving into the

um i believe you're moving into the

um i believe you're moving into the
house across the street from mine

house across the street from mine

house across the street from mine
uh i'm on my way home i could give you a

uh i'm on my way home i could give you a

uh i'm on my way home i could give you a
ride if you need one

ride if you need one

ride if you need one
how do you know i'm moving into the

how do you know i'm moving into the

how do you know i'm moving into the
house across the street from yours

house across the street from yours

house across the street from yours
i saw you with the movers this morning

i saw you with the movers this morning

i saw you with the movers this morning
on cynthia street

on cynthia street

on cynthia street
and you're sure it was me you saw

yes i'm sure of course it was me

yes i'm sure of course it was me
i'm just surprised you're willing to

i'm just surprised you're willing to

i'm just surprised you're willing to
pick up strange men

pick up strange men

pick up strange men
surprised but thankful

thanks for this you're welcome i just

thanks for this you're welcome i just
bought a car but it won't come in until

bought a car but it won't come in until

bought a car but it won't come in until
next week

next week

next week
oh are you moving here from out of town

oh are you moving here from out of town

oh are you moving here from out of town
from covina

from covina

from covina
i didn't even know that house was for

i didn't even know that house was for

i didn't even know that house was for
sale it's been empty for so long

sale it's been empty for so long

sale it's been empty for so long
i didn't buy it oh it's my mother's

i didn't buy it oh it's my mother's

i didn't buy it oh it's my mother's
house

house

house
really yes i was born in that house

really yes i was born in that house

really yes i was born in that house
is your mother moving in there with you

is your mother moving in there with you

is your mother moving in there with you
no

she died last year oh i'm sorry oh don't

she died last year oh i'm sorry oh don't
worry about it

worry about it

worry about it
we hadn't said a word to each other in

we hadn't said a word to each other in

we hadn't said a word to each other in
over 20 years

i left home when i was 16 and she never

i left home when i was 16 and she never
forgave me

forgave me

forgave me
why did you leave home i joined the

why did you leave home i joined the

why did you leave home i joined the
circus

you joined the circus when you were 16

you joined the circus when you were 16
i fell in love with a girl who worked in

i fell in love with a girl who worked in

i fell in love with a girl who worked in
a circus and i ran away with her

a circus and i ran away with her

a circus and i ran away with her
wow that's quite a story

wow that's quite a story

wow that's quite a story
yeah it's not all that exciting i became

yeah it's not all that exciting i became

yeah it's not all that exciting i became
a bookkeeper with that circus

a bookkeeper with that circus

a bookkeeper with that circus
perhaps you thought i was a lion tamer

what kind of business are you in um i i

what kind of business are you in um i i
write books

write books

write books
for children story books yes i've just

for children story books yes i've just

for children story books yes i've just
started really

started really

started really
i'm a school teacher do you have

i'm a school teacher do you have

i'm a school teacher do you have
children yourself i have a son

children yourself i have a son

children yourself i have a son
jay he's 15. i wanted to be a writer

jay he's 15. i wanted to be a writer

jay he's 15. i wanted to be a writer
once

once

once
a writer of short stories

i don't write anymore why not i wasn't

i don't write anymore why not i wasn't
any good

any good

any good
i didn't work at it hard enough

i didn't work at it hard enough

i didn't work at it hard enough
it's a lonely job

are you still with a circus no i left

are you still with a circus no i left
that years ago

that years ago

that years ago
i work for a hospital now i guess that

i work for a hospital now i guess that

i work for a hospital now i guess that
would make my mother happy

would make my mother happy

would make my mother happy
she and i didn't make up before she

she and i didn't make up before she

she and i didn't make up before she
passed

what happened to the girl which one the

what happened to the girl which one the
one with the surface

thank god we're here you're making me

thank god we're here you're making me
think of things i haven't thought about

think of things i haven't thought about

think of things i haven't thought about
for a long time

let me help you carry them in the house

let me help you carry them in the house
oh don't worry about it i'll get it

oh don't worry about it i'll get it

oh don't worry about it i'll get it
thanks for the lift oh i didn't even

thanks for the lift oh i didn't even

thanks for the lift oh i didn't even
introduce myself

introduce myself

introduce myself
albert rose rose

albert rose rose

albert rose rose
which is your house that one right there

so

so
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so

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so

so

so
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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
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oh stinker

oh stinker

oh stinker
jay rose

jay rose

jay rose
come in here

hungry always give me two minutes

hungry always give me two minutes
make your pizza what are you working on

make your pizza what are you working on

make your pizza what are you working on
two frogs

can we buy the dwarf his name's albert

can we buy the dwarf his name's albert
how do you know that i ran into him in

how do you know that i ran into him in

how do you know that i ran into him in
the supermarket

the supermarket

the supermarket
and i gave him a ride home you gave a

and i gave him a ride home you gave a

and i gave him a ride home you gave a
door for ride home

door for ride home

door for ride home
jay stop calling him a dwarf his name's

jay stop calling him a dwarf his name's

jay stop calling him a dwarf his name's
albert

i almost uh almost got us into accident

i almost uh almost got us into accident
it made you nervous no he was very

it made you nervous no he was very

it made you nervous no he was very
friendly

friendly

friendly
i bet he was it's not supposed to mean

i bet he was it's not supposed to mean

i bet he was it's not supposed to mean
it might turn out to be the man of your

it might turn out to be the man of your

it might turn out to be the man of your
life

life

life
thank you jay i thought you might like

thank you jay i thought you might like

thank you jay i thought you might like
that

that

that
what else what else what well tell me

what else what else what well tell me

what else what else what well tell me
more about the dwarf albert

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who's that on the phone dad

who's that on the phone dad

who's that on the phone dad
said to say hello thanks

said to say hello thanks

said to say hello thanks
you guys getting together this saturday

you guys getting together this saturday

you guys getting together this saturday
no they're going away to mexico for the

no they're going away to mexico for the

no they're going away to mexico for the
weekend

weekend

weekend
guess what i saw today who edmund edmund

guess what i saw today who edmund edmund

guess what i saw today who edmund edmund
where coming out of a bank

where coming out of a bank

where coming out of a bank
he didn't see me i haven't seen him in a

he didn't see me i haven't seen him in a

he didn't see me i haven't seen him in a
long time

long time

long time
he's a character isn't he why do you say

he's a character isn't he why do you say

he's a character isn't he why do you say
that a 400 pound man recorded you by

that a 400 pound man recorded you by

that a 400 pound man recorded you by
taking you to pink's hot dogs for spicy

taking you to pink's hot dogs for spicy

taking you to pink's hot dogs for spicy
polo sausages

polo sausages

polo sausages
had a hard time burping his way into

had a hard time burping his way into

had a hard time burping his way into
your heart didn't he say

your heart didn't he say

your heart didn't he say
he wasn't after me oh no no of course

did he ever kiss you jay please

did he ever kiss you jay please
stop i hope he didn't well what if he

stop i hope he didn't well what if he

stop i hope he didn't well what if he
had

had

had
did he no

did he no

did he no
it wasn't your type really now what is

it wasn't your type really now what is

it wasn't your type really now what is
my type

my type

my type
oh someone lighter

what makes you think i'm looking

what makes you think i'm looking
everyone's looking

everyone's looking

everyone's looking
really yeah well how did you come to

really yeah well how did you come to

really yeah well how did you come to
that conclusion

that conclusion

that conclusion
because i love rules baby

and what about you are you looking

and what about you are you looking
always are you finding

always are you finding

always are you finding
sometimes

well if you have a girlfriend how come i

well if you have a girlfriend how come i
don't know about it

don't know about it

don't know about it
i don't have one what about that girl we

i don't have one what about that girl we

i don't have one what about that girl we
saw today

saw today

saw today
angelica is she your girlfriend

angelica is she your girlfriend

angelica is she your girlfriend
no we're friendly

no we're friendly

no we're friendly
you're friendly yes

i slept with her once if that's what

i slept with her once if that's what
you're asking

did you use a condom of course

did you use a condom of course
she was after me how could i refuse

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so

so

so
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ma yeah my clock's out of batteries can

ma yeah my clock's out of batteries can

ma yeah my clock's out of batteries can
you wake me up

sure what time 6 15.

sure what time 6 15.
hasta la vista see you tomorrow

hasta la vista see you tomorrow

hasta la vista see you tomorrow
close the door rose

i i didn't mean to scare you

i i didn't mean to scare you
when what about me like girl

when what about me like girl

when what about me like girl
you didn't scare me you just caught me

you didn't scare me you just caught me

you didn't scare me you just caught me
by surprise that's all

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hmm

hmm

hmm
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all set

all set
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hmm

i dreamt that i was feeling better

i dreamt that i was feeling better
and i asked you to drive me to claire's

and i asked you to drive me to claire's

and i asked you to drive me to claire's
bakery

bakery

bakery
and on the way there we got a huge

and on the way there we got a huge

and on the way there we got a huge
argument

argument

argument
about your hair

you say to me that you want to cut it i

you say to me that you want to cut it i
say to you it's fine the way it

say to you it's fine the way it

say to you it's fine the way it
is blah blah blah you get upset

is blah blah blah you get upset

is blah blah blah you get upset
and uh you wait in the car

and uh you wait in the car

and uh you wait in the car
and it feels so great to be out of the

and it feels so great to be out of the

and it feels so great to be out of the
house

but i'm scared because i've heard that

but i'm scared because i've heard that
when people are very ill and they

when people are very ill and they

when people are very ill and they
suddenly feel better

suddenly feel better

suddenly feel better
it sometimes means that the end is near

it sometimes means that the end is near

it sometimes means that the end is near
it's like the body makes one last effort

it's like the body makes one last effort

it's like the body makes one last effort
before losing the battle all together

before losing the battle all together

before losing the battle all together
you know and uh

you know and uh

you know and uh
i want to buy you a loaf of olive bread

but i have no money

but i have no money
i only have sand in my pocket

when i come out you've gone and left me

when i come out you've gone and left me
there

there

there
it's just an ugly dream

it's just an ugly dream

it's just an ugly dream
don't think about it

look baby new birds

look baby new birds
oh yeah

canaries how can you tell i can see him

canaries how can you tell i can see him
two males probably

now i had canaries the whole time i was

now i had canaries the whole time i was
growing up

growing up

growing up
really you never told me that well not

really you never told me that well not

really you never told me that well not
the whole time but

the whole time but

the whole time but
but i had a couple once a boy gave him

but i had a couple once a boy gave him

but i had a couple once a boy gave him
to me

to me

to me
what boy it's a boy who was in love with

what boy it's a boy who was in love with

what boy it's a boy who was in love with
me

me

me
oh get out yeah

oh get out yeah

oh get out yeah
salvador

you know he stole money from his

you know he stole money from his
father's wallet and he bought me a pair

father's wallet and he bought me a pair

father's wallet and he bought me a pair
of canaries

of canaries

of canaries
and uh i was once late for this soccer

and uh i was once late for this soccer

and uh i was once late for this soccer
game

game

game
and i knew that my mother wouldn't drive

and i knew that my mother wouldn't drive

and i knew that my mother wouldn't drive
me if i didn't you know clean up my room

me if i didn't you know clean up my room

me if i didn't you know clean up my room
and

and

and
and that included cleaning out the

and that included cleaning out the

and that included cleaning out the
bottom of the bird cage

bottom of the bird cage

bottom of the bird cage
so i thought you know be quicker it'd be

so i thought you know be quicker it'd be

so i thought you know be quicker it'd be
easier if i just

easier if i just

easier if i just
used a vacuum cleaner

and i opened up the door of the cage you

and i opened up the door of the cage you
know real careful and i

know real careful and i

know real careful and i
i stuck the hose in there and i turned

i stuck the hose in there and i turned

i stuck the hose in there and i turned
on the machine

one of them got sucked up right off the

one of them got sucked up right off the
bat

bat

bat
oh head first and

oh head first and

oh head first and
it was um a rubber hose i still remember

it was um a rubber hose i still remember

it was um a rubber hose i still remember
that feeling of that bird squeezing

that feeling of that bird squeezing

that feeling of that bird squeezing
through inside my hand

through inside my hand

through inside my hand
oh my god come on crazy this was a true

oh my god come on crazy this was a true

oh my god come on crazy this was a true
story

story

story
of course

and what happened to the other canary

and what happened to the other canary
i don't remember what happened to her

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do

uh

uh
hey it's vicky just come and see how

hey it's vicky just come and see how

hey it's vicky just come and see how
everyone's doing over there

everyone's doing over there

everyone's doing over there
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baby i heard you talking before

baby i heard you talking before
oh and i was playing back old messages

oh and i was playing back old messages

oh and i was playing back old messages
uh did my mama go back um no

uh did my mama go back um no

uh did my mama go back um no
no that was her old message oh

no that was her old message oh

no that was her old message oh
who else

how you feel hurts a little

how you feel hurts a little
what did fit you say i just wanted to

what did fit you say i just wanted to

what did fit you say i just wanted to
know how we were doing

know how we were doing

know how we were doing
uh-huh that's what you said how are you

uh-huh that's what you said how are you

uh-huh that's what you said how are you
guys doing

i'm not sure exactly but i can play it

i'm not sure exactly but i can play it
back for you

back for you

back for you
no no no just tell me how you remember

no no no just tell me how you remember

no no no just tell me how you remember
it

it

it
how's everybody doing over there

how's everybody doing over there

how's everybody doing over there
it sounds like her wasn't she supposed

it sounds like her wasn't she supposed

it sounds like her wasn't she supposed
to come and visit

to come and visit

to come and visit
it's coming tomorrow

vicky has always had the crush on you

vicky has always had the crush on you
that isn't true

that isn't true

that isn't true
yes it is when we met you

yes it is when we met you

yes it is when we met you
she said that you look like a very

she said that you look like a very

she said that you look like a very
affectionate person

affectionate person

affectionate person
and that would be great to know you

and that would be great to know you

and that would be great to know you
intimately

intimately

intimately
those were her words you know she has

those were her words you know she has

those were her words you know she has
that way of talking

that way of talking

that way of talking
that doesn't mean she's in love with me

that doesn't mean she's in love with me

that doesn't mean she's in love with me
okay

okay

okay
besides i didn't see she was in love

besides i didn't see she was in love

besides i didn't see she was in love
with you i said a little crash

with you i said a little crash

with you i said a little crash
just a little crash

if you were going to have a baby

if you were going to have a baby
what would you like boy or girl

what would you like boy or girl

what would you like boy or girl
come on play with me

i don't want to have a baby every woman

i don't want to have a baby every woman
wants a baby i don't

wants a baby i don't

wants a baby i don't
craze i don't want one

craze i don't want one

craze i don't want one
boy or girl

don't be such a party pooper come on

don't be such a party pooper come on
i don't hold you to anything

i don't hold you to anything

i don't hold you to anything
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what do you mean you know

what do you mean you know
that party my first book

that party my first book

that party my first book
what about it i just want to know how it

what about it i just want to know how it

what about it i just want to know how it
was

was

was
you were there remind me

claire talked me into it and i went as a

claire talked me into it and i went as a
butterfly

and you were there with vicky

and you were there with vicky
and you were thumbelina

and you were thumbelina

and you were thumbelina
and you were wearing your clogs and your

and you were wearing your clogs and your

and you were wearing your clogs and your
fish earrings and you smelled of

fish earrings and you smelled of

fish earrings and you smelled of
patchouli

and you said that you'd see me before it

and you said that you'd see me before it
had free dessert

had free dessert

had free dessert
but i i didn't remember you

but i i didn't remember you

but i i didn't remember you
and while we talked vicki said nothing

and she just kept looking at me and she

and she just kept looking at me and she
made me uncomfortable so i said that

made me uncomfortable so i said that

made me uncomfortable so i said that
i wanted to go to the bar to get a drink

i wanted to go to the bar to get a drink

i wanted to go to the bar to get a drink
in

i remember that blind girl was playing

i remember that blind girl was playing
on the piano

on the piano

on the piano
and at the bar you introduced me to that

and at the bar you introduced me to that

and at the bar you introduced me to that
woman grace

woman grace

woman grace
film director

that was the first time i heard you say

that was the first time i heard you say
my name

and uh she was mother goose

and uh she was mother goose
and she had that huge tattoo on her

and she had that huge tattoo on her

and she had that huge tattoo on her
chest it was

chest it was

chest it was
it was like an exterminating angel or

it was like an exterminating angel or

it was like an exterminating angel or
something and

something and

something and
and she asked us if we were a couple

that you you laughed

that you you laughed
you said you said oh no no we've just

you said you said oh no no we've just

you said you said oh no no we've just
met

met

met
but i have my designs on her

that's what you said that you had

that's what you said that you had
designs on me

designs on me

designs on me
and that woman remember she

and that woman remember she

and that woman remember she
she had three daughters with different

she had three daughters with different

she had three daughters with different
men and she had just had her tubes

men and she had just had her tubes

men and she had just had her tubes
untied and she was looking for a man to

untied and she was looking for a man to

untied and she was looking for a man to
inseminate her

inseminate her

inseminate her
remember

and then vicky walked over and started

and then vicky walked over and started
interrogating me but i didn't care at

interrogating me but i didn't care at

interrogating me but i didn't care at
this point because i was already drunk a

this point because i was already drunk a

this point because i was already drunk a
little bit

and i just

and i just
wanted her to leave so i could be alone

wanted her to leave so i could be alone

wanted her to leave so i could be alone
with you

and then

and then
i drove you home and then what

i drove you home and then what

i drove you home and then what
you know what

hey sis yeah god talks to adam and says

hey sis yeah god talks to adam and says
adam i have the perfect mate for you but

adam i have the perfect mate for you but

adam i have the perfect mate for you but
it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg

it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg

it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg
adam thinks about it and replies what

adam thinks about it and replies what

adam thinks about it and replies what
can you give me for a rib

can you give me for a rib

can you give me for a rib
that's good where'd you hear it

that's good where'd you hear it

that's good where'd you hear it
it's in the bible

what are you reading men are from mars

what are you reading men are from mars
women are from venus

women are from venus

women are from venus
when did that come out in braille last

when did that come out in braille last

when did that come out in braille last
week it's wonderful it is changing my

week it's wonderful it is changing my

week it's wonderful it is changing my
whole outlook i'll never make the same

whole outlook i'll never make the same

whole outlook i'll never make the same
mistakes ever

mistakes ever

mistakes ever
really no mistakes are those being a

really no mistakes are those being a

really no mistakes are those being a
woman who loves too much

woman who loves too much

woman who loves too much
choosing the wrong man than trying to

choosing the wrong man than trying to

choosing the wrong man than trying to
change him not accepting myself for who

change him not accepting myself for who

change him not accepting myself for who
i

i

i
am doing all the things women do to ruin

am doing all the things women do to ruin

am doing all the things women do to ruin
their lives

their lives

their lives
nice try it's 100 years of solitude

nice try it's 100 years of solitude

nice try it's 100 years of solitude
so how was your day in the asphalt

so how was your day in the asphalt

so how was your day in the asphalt
jungle

a woman i knew killed herself [\h__\h]

a woman i knew killed herself [\h__\h]
who uh you don't know her carmen alba

who uh you don't know her carmen alba

who uh you don't know her carmen alba
we were in high school together i

we were in high school together i

we were in high school together i
haven't seen her for 18 years i

haven't seen her for 18 years i

haven't seen her for 18 years i
i didn't know her very well back then

i didn't know her very well back then

i didn't know her very well back then
either how'd she do it

either how'd she do it

either how'd she do it
she turned on the gas and went to sleep

she turned on the gas and went to sleep

she turned on the gas and went to sleep
i bet you could tell just by looking at

i bet you could tell just by looking at

i bet you could tell just by looking at
her there's a man involved

her there's a man involved

her there's a man involved
there's no one yet why betty ran for

there's no one yet why betty ran for

there's no one yet why betty ran for
cover

cover

cover
how was your day sylvia came down with a

how was your day sylvia came down with a

how was your day sylvia came down with a
cold so they called me in to teach one

cold so they called me in to teach one

cold so they called me in to teach one
of her pupils

of her pupils

of her pupils
it's a little girl quick as a whip

it's a little girl quick as a whip

it's a little girl quick as a whip
terrific reader father separated hit on

terrific reader father separated hit on

terrific reader father separated hit on
me right away

me right away

me right away
going out on a date tomorrow night where

going out on a date tomorrow night where

going out on a date tomorrow night where
is he taking you

is he taking you

is he taking you
to a concert maybe he'll take me to see

to a concert maybe he'll take me to see

to a concert maybe he'll take me to see
ray charles

i'm sorry to keep you waiting detective

i'm sorry to keep you waiting detective
i'm afraid we're running a little behind

i'm afraid we're running a little behind

i'm afraid we're running a little behind
shall we

oh there's a little link on this finger

oh there's a little link on this finger
did she leave a note

did she leave a note

did she leave a note
i haven't found one

could be a combo of gas and pills

could be a combo of gas and pills
any reason to think it wasn't suicide no

any reason to think it wasn't suicide no

any reason to think it wasn't suicide no
not really i just wanted to be sure

not really i just wanted to be sure

not really i just wanted to be sure
did you know here

did you know here

did you know here
she once had a c-section

i'll take a closer look at her but she's

i'll take a closer look at her but she's
not going to tell us all of her secrets

not going to tell us all of her secrets

not going to tell us all of her secrets
okie dokie detective if i find anything

okie dokie detective if i find anything

okie dokie detective if i find anything
unusual i'll let you know right away

unusual i'll let you know right away

unusual i'll let you know right away
yes thank you

hey sis yeah will you do the honors

hey sis yeah will you do the honors
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i'm at your mercy you can make me into a

i'm at your mercy you can make me into a

i'm at your mercy you can make me into a
[\h__\h] and mother teresa of calcutta the

[\h__\h] and mother teresa of calcutta the

[\h__\h] and mother teresa of calcutta the
future saint

future saint

future saint
i don't think mother teresa wore makeup

i don't think mother teresa wore makeup

i don't think mother teresa wore makeup
she should have

she should have

she should have
lips what color autumn

lips what color autumn

lips what color autumn
black lily i got to get that lipstick

black lily i got to get that lipstick

black lily i got to get that lipstick
that doesn't smear the glass when you

that doesn't smear the glass when you

that doesn't smear the glass when you
drink

drink

drink
is he taking you out to dinner as well

is he taking you out to dinner as well

is he taking you out to dinner as well
he wants to

he wants to

he wants to
but he's not ready for my table manners

but he's not ready for my table manners

but he's not ready for my table manners
well his daughter is blind i'm sure he's

well his daughter is blind i'm sure he's

well his daughter is blind i'm sure he's
understanding

understanding

understanding
his daughter and a woman are not the

his daughter and a woman are not the

his daughter and a woman are not the
same thing

same thing

same thing
first i have to approve his bedroom

first i have to approve his bedroom

first i have to approve his bedroom
manners endurance

manners endurance

manners endurance
perseverance spirit of sacrifice

perseverance spirit of sacrifice

perseverance spirit of sacrifice
that's from amy vanderbilt's complete

that's from amy vanderbilt's complete

that's from amy vanderbilt's complete
book of etiquette

book of etiquette

book of etiquette
we're just gonna have a drink after the

we're just gonna have a drink after the

we're just gonna have a drink after the
concert eyes

concert eyes

concert eyes
any more on your dead friend

no no one claimed the body yeah i smell

no no one claimed the body yeah i smell
rat

rat

rat
what makes you so sure there's a man i'm

what makes you so sure there's a man i'm

what makes you so sure there's a man i'm
not sure of anything but you know how i

not sure of anything but you know how i

not sure of anything but you know how i
love the worst case scenario

find any photographs nope no photographs

find any photographs nope no photographs
at all in the house

at all in the house

at all in the house
how coy did you check the garbage

how coy did you check the garbage

how coy did you check the garbage
all the trash cans were empty um address

all the trash cans were empty um address

all the trash cans were empty um address
book there wasn't one

book there wasn't one

book there wasn't one
glass slipper

you're done do you think it's an option

you're done do you think it's an option
for a blind girl to get plastic surgery

how are my nails they're good

how are my nails they're good
i would be lost without you sis

i would be lost without you sis

i would be lost without you sis
that that's my boy can you get it i

that that's my boy can you get it i

that that's my boy can you get it i
gotta go pee

gotta go pee

gotta go pee
yeah what's his name anyway walter can

yeah what's his name anyway walter can

yeah what's his name anyway walter can
you believe that

you believe that

you believe that
hi hi um i'm walter i'm carol sister

hi hi um i'm walter i'm carol sister

hi hi um i'm walter i'm carol sister
hi i'm sorry carol didn't tell me your

hi i'm sorry carol didn't tell me your

hi i'm sorry carol didn't tell me your
name

name

name
uh i'm kathy oh nice to meet you carol's

uh i'm kathy oh nice to meet you carol's

uh i'm kathy oh nice to meet you carol's
going to be on a minute thanks

going to be on a minute thanks

going to be on a minute thanks
uh carol tells me you have a a beautiful

uh carol tells me you have a a beautiful

uh carol tells me you have a a beautiful
daughter and smart

daughter and smart

daughter and smart
yes and funny but don't get me started

yes and funny but don't get me started

yes and funny but don't get me started
i'll bore you hi

i'll bore you hi

i'll bore you hi
hi you look great thanks sweetie

hi you look great thanks sweetie

hi you look great thanks sweetie
you're almost happy there how's you look

you're almost happy there how's you look

you're almost happy there how's you look
sis

sis

sis
looks good yeah handsome

looks good yeah handsome

looks good yeah handsome
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you smell good too let me get my cane

you smell good too let me get my cane

you smell good too let me get my cane
just in case walter needs it to beat me

just in case walter needs it to beat me

just in case walter needs it to beat me
and we are on our way see you later sis

and we are on our way see you later sis

and we are on our way see you later sis
nice to meet you kathy um if you'd like

nice to meet you kathy um if you'd like

nice to meet you kathy um if you'd like
to join us later after the concert

to join us later after the concert

to join us later after the concert
that'd be great

that'd be great

that'd be great
nope kathy would rather watch television

nope kathy would rather watch television

nope kathy would rather watch television
see ya okay bye bye

hello detective i was just gonna call

hello detective i was just gonna call
you with the result of the ladies

you with the result of the ladies

you with the result of the ladies
autopsy oh

autopsy oh

autopsy oh
thank you did you did you find anything

thank you did you did you find anything

thank you did you did you find anything
unusual well she did take sleeping bills

unusual well she did take sleeping bills

unusual well she did take sleeping bills
just as we imagined she did yes i'm

just as we imagined she did yes i'm

just as we imagined she did yes i'm
afraid she took enough pills to put a

afraid she took enough pills to put a

afraid she took enough pills to put a
horse to sleep

i'm i'm sorry i shouldn't be laughing no

i'm i'm sorry i shouldn't be laughing no
it's my fault it's a ridiculous thing to

it's my fault it's a ridiculous thing to

it's my fault it's a ridiculous thing to
say

say

say
please forgive me oh no no no please

please forgive me oh no no no please

please forgive me oh no no no please
don't worry about it um

don't worry about it um

don't worry about it um
thank you for telling me thank you very

it's definitely one of ours but i can't

it's definitely one of ours but i can't
release any information

release any information

release any information
i'm sorry detective that's the law can

i'm sorry detective that's the law can

i'm sorry detective that's the law can
you at least tell me if

you at least tell me if

you at least tell me if
carmen albever had a baby in this

carmen albever had a baby in this

carmen albever had a baby in this
hospital what good would that do

i'm a friend of karma's if she has a son

i'm a friend of karma's if she has a son
or daughter i'd like to find them

or daughter i'd like to find them

or daughter i'd like to find them
i don't envy the task of having to tell

i don't envy the task of having to tell

i don't envy the task of having to tell
a child that their mother committed

a child that their mother committed

a child that their mother committed
suicide

suicide

suicide
do you know why she did it

carmen alba had a baby girl in this

carmen alba had a baby girl in this
hospital in 1989.

hospital in 1989.

hospital in 1989.
the baby died the following day

so that's that yep

so that's that yep
you know there might still be someone

you know there might still be someone

you know there might still be someone
there's no one

there's no one

there's no one
i'm surprised to hear you say that sis

i'm surprised to hear you say that sis

i'm surprised to hear you say that sis
usually you're a sucker for hope

usually you're a sucker for hope

usually you're a sucker for hope
well even if i got lucky and found that

well even if i got lucky and found that

well even if i got lucky and found that
summon it would take time

summon it would take time

summon it would take time
the city has to bury her tomorrow what

the city has to bury her tomorrow what

the city has to bury her tomorrow what
will she wear

will she wear

will she wear
it's not funny i'm not trying to be

it's not funny i'm not trying to be

it's not funny i'm not trying to be
funny i'm serious

funny i'm serious

funny i'm serious
what will they bury the poor woman in

what will they bury the poor woman in

what will they bury the poor woman in
i have no idea every woman should be

i have no idea every woman should be

i have no idea every woman should be
buried in a dress made especially for

buried in a dress made especially for

buried in a dress made especially for
her by the birds and the mice just like

her by the birds and the mice just like

her by the birds and the mice just like
cinderella's

the whole thing just reeks of a man

the whole thing just reeks of a man
doesn't it we don't know her motives

doesn't it we don't know her motives

doesn't it we don't know her motives
well she was a fool you're not being

well she was a fool you're not being

well she was a fool you're not being
very kind she wasn't kind to herself

very kind she wasn't kind to herself

very kind she wasn't kind to herself
she threw out all her things before

she threw out all her things before

she threw out all her things before
turning on the gas she was discreet i'll

turning on the gas she was discreet i'll

turning on the gas she was discreet i'll
grant her that

grant her that

grant her that
and the baby's bracelet it fell into her

and the baby's bracelet it fell into her

and the baby's bracelet it fell into her
shoe while she was going through her

shoe while she was going through her

shoe while she was going through her
things

things

things
she never saw it you should consider

she never saw it you should consider

she never saw it you should consider
being a detective

being a detective

being a detective
well there was an opening but they gave

well there was an opening but they gave

well there was an opening but they gave
it to a deaf mute black man

it to a deaf mute black man

it to a deaf mute black man
walter taking you tonight the lighthouse

walter taking you tonight the lighthouse

walter taking you tonight the lighthouse
what's that a wiring home

what's that a wiring home

what's that a wiring home
you've been there before yes they all

you've been there before yes they all

you've been there before yes they all
take me there

take me there

take me there
he never mentioned it no

he never mentioned it no

he never mentioned it no
i didn't think it was your kind of place

what do you think is my kind of place

what do you think is my kind of place
who knows sis who knows

who knows sis who knows

who knows sis who knows
when you find out you let me know every

when you find out you let me know every

when you find out you let me know every
girl must find her

girl must find her

girl must find her
own little way i'll keep you posted

own little way i'll keep you posted

own little way i'll keep you posted
why did you meet someone no

why did you meet someone no

why did you meet someone no
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see you later sis don't let the bed bugs

see you later sis don't let the bed bugs
bite

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go carol

go carol

go carol
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walter open the door is that you

walter open the door is that you

walter open the door is that you
i'm done for the night oh that's very

i'm done for the night oh that's very

i'm done for the night oh that's very
funny my sister's down the hall

funny my sister's down the hall

funny my sister's down the hall
open the door carol carol

open the door carol carol

open the door carol carol
i don't know if you'd be doing her a

i don't know if you'd be doing her a

i don't know if you'd be doing her a
favor oh

favor oh

favor oh
listen if you don't drop me off at the

listen if you don't drop me off at the

listen if you don't drop me off at the
coffee place i'll walk back and read in

coffee place i'll walk back and read in

coffee place i'll walk back and read in
the park

the park

the park
okay only the blind and the homeless

okay only the blind and the homeless

okay only the blind and the homeless
walk in this city

walk in this city

walk in this city
that was your date it was good

that was your date it was good

that was your date it was good
hope we didn't make too much noise no i

hope we didn't make too much noise no i

hope we didn't make too much noise no i
slipped right through

slipped right through

slipped right through
he's a good boy a little possessive but

he's a good boy a little possessive but

he's a good boy a little possessive but
he's all right

he's all right

he's all right
and his manners they were good sis

and his manners they were good sis

and his manners they were good sis
real good thanks for asking is he taking

real good thanks for asking is he taking

real good thanks for asking is he taking
you out to dinner

you out to dinner

you out to dinner
yeah i told him to pick me up tomorrow

yeah i told him to pick me up tomorrow

yeah i told him to pick me up tomorrow
night at 7.

well this is detective faber yes

well this is detective faber yes
yes hello um fine thank you what can i

yes hello um fine thank you what can i

yes hello um fine thank you what can i
do for you

do for you

do for you
uh-huh

okay no no

okay no no
it's just that i was working and you and

it's just that i was working and you and

it's just that i was working and you and
you took me by surprise um

you took me by surprise um

you took me by surprise um
tomorrow's fine no that's not necessary

tomorrow's fine no that's not necessary

tomorrow's fine no that's not necessary
i can meet you anywhere

all right thank you

all right thank you
how about seven 11 24 carmelina

how about seven 11 24 carmelina

how about seven 11 24 carmelina
in valley village uh no hold on um

in valley village uh no hold on um

in valley village uh no hold on um
better make it eight o'clock is that all

better make it eight o'clock is that all

better make it eight o'clock is that all
right

just as the door opened the gust of wind

just as the door opened the gust of wind
picked up the little paper dancer and

picked up the little paper dancer and

picked up the little paper dancer and
blew her into the stove

blew her into the stove

blew her into the stove
the next day

the maid was cleaning out the oven

the maid was cleaning out the oven
and found him in the shape of a heart

and found him in the shape of a heart

and found him in the shape of a heart
but nothing remained of the girl

but nothing remained of the girl

but nothing remained of the girl
that was very good june did you know

that was very good june did you know

that was very good june did you know
that coal miners used to keep canaries

that coal miners used to keep canaries

that coal miners used to keep canaries
underground

underground

underground
that way they could tell if there are

that way they could tell if there are

that way they could tell if there are
gas leaks because the canaries would die

gas leaks because the canaries would die

gas leaks because the canaries would die
oh i didn't know that my dad told me

oh i didn't know that my dad told me

oh i didn't know that my dad told me
that

that

that
he likes you i could tell right away

he likes you i could tell right away

he likes you i could tell right away
it's the way he talked to you

it's the way he talked to you

it's the way he talked to you
he uses that tone when he meets a woman

he uses that tone when he meets a woman

he uses that tone when he meets a woman
he likes

he likes

he likes
he speaks slowly and agrees with

he speaks slowly and agrees with

he speaks slowly and agrees with
everything she says

everything she says

everything she says
he does that with you have you noticed

he does that with you have you noticed

he does that with you have you noticed
no i haven't noticed

no i haven't noticed

no i haven't noticed
do you think he'll ask you out on a date

do you think he'll ask you out on a date

do you think he'll ask you out on a date
i don't know

i don't know

i don't know
june you might want to ask him he asked

june you might want to ask him he asked

june you might want to ask him he asked
you out already

you out already

you out already
is that it would it bother you if he had

is that it would it bother you if he had

is that it would it bother you if he had
only if you accepted

only if you accepted

only if you accepted
but i don't think there's any real

but i don't think there's any real

but i don't think there's any real
danger he's still in love with mom and

danger he's still in love with mom and

danger he's still in love with mom and
nothing's going to change that

nothing's going to change that

nothing's going to change that
do you live alone no i live with my

do you live alone no i live with my

do you live alone no i live with my
sister

sister

sister
where does she work uh she's a detective

where does she work uh she's a detective

where does she work uh she's a detective
wow that's cool is she single like you

wow that's cool is she single like you

wow that's cool is she single like you
yes i mean she's not blind of course

yes i mean she's not blind of course

yes i mean she's not blind of course
why isn't she married i guess she just

why isn't she married i guess she just

why isn't she married i guess she just
hasn't found the right man yet

hasn't found the right man yet

hasn't found the right man yet
maybe she didn't want to leave you all

maybe she didn't want to leave you all

maybe she didn't want to leave you all
alone is that it

alone is that it

alone is that it
that would be wrong of course i think a

that would be wrong of course i think a

that would be wrong of course i think a
blind person is perfectly capable of

blind person is perfectly capable of

blind person is perfectly capable of
living on her own

living on her own

living on her own
don't you

i didn't want to be nosy about you my

i didn't want to be nosy about you my
dad

dad

dad
but if he hasn't asked you out it's for

but if he hasn't asked you out it's for

but if he hasn't asked you out it's for
the better

the better

the better
he's usually all lovey-dovey with them

he's usually all lovey-dovey with them

he's usually all lovey-dovey with them
at first

at first

at first
then he drops them like a hot potato

then he drops them like a hot potato

then he drops them like a hot potato
like a hot potato isn't that a funny

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expression

expression

expression
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so

so
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what happened carol i thought you said

what happened carol i thought you said

what happened carol i thought you said
he was picking you up at seven

he was picking you up at seven

he was picking you up at seven
no uh eight o'clock

no uh eight o'clock

no uh eight o'clock
what time is it it it's five to eight i

what time is it it it's five to eight i

what time is it it it's five to eight i
thought you said

thought you said

thought you said
seven

seven

seven
are you going out yeah

are you going out yeah

are you going out yeah
uh vera called we're gonna go out for a

uh vera called we're gonna go out for a

uh vera called we're gonna go out for a
bite

bite

bite
how is vera um she's she's she's good i

how is vera um she's she's she's good i

how is vera um she's she's she's good i
think um

think um

think um
i really talked to her for a while on

i really talked to her for a while on

i really talked to her for a while on
the phone she seemed a little down

the phone she seemed a little down

the phone she seemed a little down
why what's matter um i don't know

why what's matter um i don't know

why what's matter um i don't know
problems with her husband i think

i've been thinking some more about your

i've been thinking some more about your
friend carmen

friend carmen

friend carmen
maybe she found the love of her life

maybe she found the love of her life

maybe she found the love of her life
and they had a child but after the baby

and they had a child but after the baby

and they had a child but after the baby
died

died

died
they were incapable of consoling one

they were incapable of consoling one

they were incapable of consoling one
another

and impossible to share it tore them

and impossible to share it tore them
apart

apart

apart
so carmen moved away to a kinder place

so carmen moved away to a kinder place

so carmen moved away to a kinder place
away from here

away from here

away from here
but she wasn't able to rebuild her life

so she reached out to the father of her

so she reached out to the father of her
child

they talked on the phone for months

they talked on the phone for months
but she was she was terrified of hope

but she was she was terrified of hope

but she was she was terrified of hope
took her long time to build up the

took her long time to build up the

took her long time to build up the
courage to meet with him face to face

courage to meet with him face to face

courage to meet with him face to face
finally she returned to los

finally she returned to los

finally she returned to los
angeles to be near him

angeles to be near him

angeles to be near him
try to pick up the pieces

she moved into that house prepared for

she moved into that house prepared for
the big night

but the evening it went badly or what's

but the evening it went badly or what's
worse so it went well at first

worse so it went well at first

worse so it went well at first
then it went badly

at the end of the night it was clear to

at the end of the night it was clear to
her

her

her
that nothing she could do

that nothing she could do

that nothing she could do
could revive that baby

could revive that baby

could revive that baby
or their love

or kill the pain or do anything but make

or kill the pain or do anything but make
her feel alone

maybe she left early in the morning

maybe she left early in the morning
while he slept

while he slept

while he slept
she made up her mind about her future on

she made up her mind about her future on

she made up her mind about her future on
that long walk home

through them out erasing herself quietly

through them out erasing herself quietly
behind closed doors

i was wrong about you being a detective

i was wrong about you being a detective
he should be a writer

oh well only a fool would speculate

oh well only a fool would speculate
about the life of a woman

i mean maybe she was just tired of dead

i mean maybe she was just tired of dead
ends

ends

ends
phone calls that were never returned

i guess we'll never know what she was

i guess we'll never know what she was
thinking

thinking

thinking
it's just as well

these are the things that can't be

these are the things that can't be
shared

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that's vera what's the hurry why don't

that's vera what's the hurry why don't
you invite her in we'll torture her

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don't keep her waiting

don't keep her waiting
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