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♪♪
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♪♪
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I figure we can live in your van
for a while.
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We'll get a crib
at a yard sale,
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and you and I could,
you know...
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share a sleeping bag?
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I'm not sure
I'm ready to be a dad.
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]Maybe I should
just stay in town,
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you know, talk to Tommy,
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father to ex-father.
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Yeah, bad idea.
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Grab my shit.
We gotta roll.
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[ Clark coos ]
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♪♪
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Nikki: Hey, Vivian.
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Um, you're probably
putting Clark to bed.
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Please call me if you get
the paternity results
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in the mail today.
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I mean, I can't get romantic
on this romantic weekend
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unless I know
who the father is.
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Okay, so,
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I need you
to drink this wine,
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and when you're done
soaking,
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put on this underwear
and this blindfold.
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Tonight is gonna be
50 shades of great.
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Ooh. [Chuckles][ Chuckles ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Seriously,
please call me.
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♪♪
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Okay,
just a little further.
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Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, my gosh.
I'm getting nervous.
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Don't be. Don't be.
Okay.
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I shouldn't be nervous?No.
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Nikki: Okay.Tommy: Trust me.
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Okay, a little further,
further, further.
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And...stop.
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Oh, whoa. Whoa.
Okay.
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All right.
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♪♪
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Tommy: And...
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Ah.
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♪♪
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Surprise!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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What's going on?
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We're getting married.
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Honey, what's the worst
part of a wedding?
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The stress.
Picking a date.
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Planning it.
Paying for it.
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I think that's why you've been
so anxious lately.
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But we can avoid
all of that
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by having our own ceremony,
together,
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here, tonight.
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Tonight.
We'll exchange
our vows...
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I wrote mine while you were
having a bit of a soak.
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I could probably edit them
a touch.
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Went down a bit of a rabbit hole
comparing my love for you
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with the migration patterns
of geese.
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It ends in a beautiful haiku,
except, not unlike the geese,
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bit of a journey
to get there.
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Anyways, after vows,
then we will kiss
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and then we will
exchange these rings
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that I got on Etsy.
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They're made of
distressed barn wood.
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♪♪
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That's my favorite
kind of wood.
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I know.
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Of course,
nothing's official
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till we go
to the courthouse on Monday,
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but I didn't want to wait
any longer.
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I love you,
and I want to spend
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the rest of my life
with you and our son.
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Nikki, when a goose feels
the first chill of winter...
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[ Whimpers ]
I'm sorry.
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I promised myself
I'd save it for the ceremony.
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Well, we...
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I'll go write my vows now.
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Okay. Great.
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Well, I will light
some candles.
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Uh,
this is gonna be perfect.
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Just the two of us.
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Asking Vivian
to watch the baby this weekend
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might have been the best idea
I've ever had.
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Nikki:
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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[ Sighs heavily ]
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[ Clark fusses ]
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You're gonna
have to drive faster
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if we want to get out of town
with this baby
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sometime this month.
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I'm not driving too fast
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until I get some fresh beans
in that bag.
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Where are we going,
by the way?
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I don't have a lot of gas.
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Or money for gas.
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Well,
I got my tips from today,
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but they're not great.
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Tommy bought some oysters
out of a guy's briefcase.
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People were throwing up
before the bill came.
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♪♪
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Actually, you know what?
Turn around.
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I think I left some money
at work.
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♪♪
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[ Soft music plays ]
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♪ I have a feeling
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Vivian, it's me again.
Why aren't you picking up?
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Um, okay, so I'm gonna need you
to call the beach house
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and just make up an excuse
so I can leave,
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because Tommy just sprang
a surprise wedding on me.
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So, right now,
I'm sitting in a wedding dress,
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on the same bed
where I slept with Bodhi.
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[ Soft music plays ]
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Okay, look,
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if you get this message,
don't call the beach house.
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[ Smoke detector beeping ]Don't call the beach house.
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I'm gonna make up an excuse
and come get Clark
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so I can stall.
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Vivian called.
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She can't burp Clark,
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and she's afraid
he's gonna explode.
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So, hopefully, I won't have
to bring him home with me.
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Uh,
but you've been drinking.
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I'll...walk.
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All right, well, walk slow.
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We don't need you
getting too sweaty.
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We're gonna spend
the rest of our lives
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looking at
these wedding selfies.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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♪♪
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Bodhi:
Where are you going?
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I-I'm walking.
It's faster.
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♪♪
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Hey, buddy,
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we got a slight bend in the road
coming up, okay?
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If you've developed
core muscles,
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you're gonna
want to engage them.
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♪♪
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[ Keys jangle ]
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Keys rattle ]
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♪♪
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What the hell
are you assholes doing here?
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Where's Eddie?
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Eddie?
Bitch, I know a lot of Eddies.
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You gonna have to be
more specific than that.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Come on, Tickles.
Where's Eddie?
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Um, I don't go by
that name anymore,
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and how the hell should I know
where Eddie is?
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Because
you threatened him.
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-Said who?
-Said him.
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Frank: When Eddie
lived in the mountains,
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I could always count on him
to cheer me up with a joke.
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And then the pirate says,
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"Arrgh.
You're driving me nuts."
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[ Both laughing ]
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'Cause the steering wheel's
on his wiener
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andhe talks
like a pirate!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hi. I'm Tickles.
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A private dance
at your table is $10,
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but if you want to order
off the menu,
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I'll blow you
in the supply closet.
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We also have
mozzarella sticks.
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But after you guys
moved to the beach,
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Eddie had to cheer me up
over the phone.
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So, what did Cinderella say
when she got to the ball?
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What?
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[ Gags ]
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Because,
in this scenario,
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a ball
isn't a fancy event.
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It's a testicle,
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and Cinderella
is performing fellatio.
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[ Laughs ]Eddie!
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I gotta go.
Okay.
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No matter when I called,
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Eddie was always there
for me.
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...Then the dad says,
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"We call ourselves
the Aristocrats!"
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[ Laughs ]
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But why would they
call themselves that?
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They were doing such
awful things to each other.
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Okay, yeah.
Well, I gotta go. Bye.
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But a few days ago,
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Eddie was the one
who needed cheering up.
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And I will stuff your balls
in your butt![ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey, man. Get this.
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Your stepmother
just threatened
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to put my balls
in my butt.
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Is that even possible?
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I don't know,
but I don't want to find out.
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I hear you.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
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Smell mop.
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Smell mop who?
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Uh, no thank you!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughing ]
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It sounded like I said,
"Smell my poo!"
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And I wouldn't want to do that,
because it's poo.
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Who can blame you?
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[ Both laughing ]
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Frank: This morning,
I had another one of my fish
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unexpectedly die on me,
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But when I called Eddie,
he didn't pick up.
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So, we decided to come down here
to the beach
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and make sure you hadn't
done nothin' to him.
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And you brought
the whole town with you?
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Well, my car isn't working,
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so I asked Eddie's
aunt and uncle if I
could borrow theirs.
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But when they found out
their nephew might --
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...Might be in danger,
we hopped in our car
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and started driving
as fast as we could.
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That's when, uh,
Kimberly pulled us over.
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...For speeding.
95 in a 25.
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New town record.
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When I asked them
what the hurry was,
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they proceeded
to fill me in --Nobody cares!
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Nobody cares
why we're all here.
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I just want to know
where Eddie is.
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Did you stuff my nephew's nuts
in his pooper?
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I didn't touch
anyone's nuts.
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We all know
that's bullshit.
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Shut up!
I have changed, okay.
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In fact,
I have a boyfriend now
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who I haven't even
had sex with yet,
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because he is waiting
for the best time
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to make the first move.
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Speaking of which,
I am late for a date.
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Now, hold on.
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The last thing
Frank heard from Eddie
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was that
you threatened him.
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What were the two of you
arguing about?
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None of your business.
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And you can't just
hold me hostage here.
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I told you
she wasn't gonna say anything
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unless we torture her.
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Emma brought
her gardening tools,
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but Kimberly
took them from her.
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All we want
is some answers.You want answers?
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Give me back
my pruning shears.
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It's not happening.
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But I can't let you leave
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until I get
a written statement,
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telling me
everything you've done
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since the last time
you saw Eddie.
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This is bullshit!
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Eddie probably
just got high
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and wandered off
somewhere.
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He could be halfway
around the world
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for all we know.
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♪♪
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[ Engine revs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
262
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,522
[ Clangs ]
263
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,219
Aah!
264
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,221
[ Tires screech ]
265
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,614
[ Cellphone rings ]
266
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,442
[ Cellphone beeps ]Hello?
267
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:34,835
You're not gonna
believe this.
268
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,532
My mother has
the entire house wired
269
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,491
with hidden
security cameras.
What?
270
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,232
She must know that
I've been renting the
house off the books
271
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,408
and she's just waiting
to rub my nose in it
272
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,802
by watching these recordings
next time she visits.
273
00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,630
Wait, so everything
at that house
274
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,589
is being recorded?
275
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,503
How long
does the footage go back?
276
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,940
I'm not sure.
277
00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,376
I'm just working my way
through right now,
278
00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,638
trying to delete everybody
who paid cash.
279
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:56,987
But, given
the size of this DVR,
280
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,685
I mean, I think it goes back
a long way.
281
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,774
Oh, I'm gonna see
if I can find some footage
282
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,037
of that crazy party
those guys threw a year ago,
283
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,039
when some of the knickknacks
went missing.
284
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,302
Maybe I can get a lead on
where that cat driving a fish
285
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,478
wandered off to.
286
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,959
Oh, and if you want to
bring Clark back with you,
I'm fine with that.
287
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,482
I'm starting to think
the cute little guy
288
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,092
deserves
to witness the moment
289
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,441
his grandmother had to stop
calling him a bastard.
290
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,008
Anyway, see you soon.
291
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,096
[ Cellphone beeps ]
292
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,968
[ Van door opens, closes ]
293
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:27,017
♪♪
294
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,374
♪♪
295
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,159
Make sure you put down
the phone number
296
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,856
of anyone
you came into contact with.
297
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,510
For example,
since you worked today,
298
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,686
I'm gonna need to get in touch
with your manager.
299
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,122
I haven't worked
since Tuesday.
300
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,603
i just came in today
to pick up my check.
301
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:55,742
♪♪
302
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,874
I misspelled philanthropy.
303
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,181
♪♪
304
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,227
Hey,
anybody want any oysters?
305
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:06,230
There's a whole briefcase
full of them in the fridge.
306
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,015
No thanks.They look like snot.
307
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,365
Suit yourself.
More for me.
308
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,367
♪♪
309
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,890
Mmm.
310
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:21,028
♪♪
311
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,160
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
312
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,075
♪♪
313
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,121
It's cool when it vibrates,
right?
314
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,688
I'll tell you a secret,
315
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,125
I set the alarm to vibrate
every 4 1/2 minutes,
316
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,083
so when
I'm around other people,
317
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,869
it looks like I have
a ton of friends texting me.
318
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609
[ Coos ]
319
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:44,355
♪♪
320
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:51,145
♪♪
321
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,626
Look,
I-I made a mistake, okay?
322
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:57,760
I -- I just was
freaking out a little
323
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,806
about life
and getting older.
324
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:04,549
So, I went to this party
and I...took drugs, ugh!
325
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,073
And I drank way too much.
326
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,422
And, honestly,
this thing with Bodhi,
327
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,684
it meant nothing.
328
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,903
I don't even remember it.
329
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,905
Really?
You don't remember anything?
330
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,776
No. That's why
I didn't say anything.
331
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,214
Well,
allow me to remind you.
332
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,650
'Cause the cameras were not
just in the living room.
333
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,090
♪♪
334
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,396
Tommy, please,
I don't want to watch this.
335
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,833
I didn't want
to watch it, either, Nikki.
336
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,138
But I did.
337
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,053
Tommy,
I love you so much.
338
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,838
I'm so sorry.
339
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,536
I just didn't want to hurt you
if I didn't have to.
340
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,799
And I know how much
you love being a father,
341
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,366
s-so I --
342
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:48,115
♪♪
343
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,943
Nothing happened.
344
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,380
♪♪
345
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,251
Nothing happened.
346
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,862
Nothing happened?!
347
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:59,213
Nikki, you slept this close
next to another naked dong.
348
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,823
That hurts.
[ Scoffs ]
349
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,738
We have a child together,
for crying out loud.
350
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,958
Yes, we do.
351
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,437
We have a child.
352
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,049
Ours. Yours and mine.
353
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,920
No doubt about it.
354
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:19,842
♪♪
355
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844
I love you.
356
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,759
And I want to marry you.
357
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,674
♪♪
358
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,024
Okay, wow.
359
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,547
I love you, too.
360
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,812
This is gonna sting
for a little while.
361
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,378
You know me,
my heart bruises
362
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,206
like a banana
in a washing machine.
363
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:43,126
♪♪
364
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,345
[ Toilet flushes ]
365
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,521
[ Groans ]
366
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,829
Well, uh, I --
I think the worst is over.
367
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,005
No, no, it's not over.
368
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,180
-Hello?
-Oh!
369
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,442
Hi.Wilfrid: [ Retches ]
370
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,270
Um, I-I'm trying
to reach my husband.
371
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,619
He's one of the
Doctors Without Borders
372
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:58,707
and this is his phone.
373
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,144
Do you speak any English?
374
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,931
Is...Dr....Brown...
there?
375
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,281
[ Indistinct conversations]
376
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,630
No, that's a brown doctor.
377
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,632
I'm looking
for Dr. Brown.
378
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,068
I need to ask him
what to do
379
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,591
if someone
has food poisoning.
380
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:18,553
♪♪
381
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,163
How you doing, Vivian?Vivian: [ Gasps ]
382
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,558
Buddy.
[ Laughs ]
383
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,602
Thank God.
384
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,603
How you doing?
385
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,648
Why are you sweating?
386
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,910
I'm fine.
387
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,172
I was running around
looking for Vivian
388
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,391
when I saw
Officer Leahy's police car
389
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,653
parked across the street.
390
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,915
Why were you
looking for Vivian?
391
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,264
[ Glass shatters ][ Gasps ] Oh!
392
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:38,007
♪♪
393
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:41,489
Aw, shit.
Look who's in charge now.
394
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,231
Kimberly?
You there?
395
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,102
I don't think I can play
Skype Scrabble today.
396
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,148
There has been
an Ebola outbreak.
397
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,502
♪♪
398
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,243
Mom, put the gun down.
399
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,028
You're a lot of things,
but you're not a killer.
400
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,117
Bullshit.
She tried to kill me.
401
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,814
Kill you?
402
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,252
I drilled holes in the box,
you asshole.
403
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:09,082
Youare supposed to be
safe and sound in Russia
404
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,084
where you can't
screw things up for me.
405
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,346
[ Stammers ]
406
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,913
This is why
the post office
407
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,523
deserves
to go out of business.
408
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,047
Kim, I can kind of hear people,
but I can't see.
409
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,570
I think you might have
left the TV on.
410
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,224
If someone would have
given me
411
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,486
my pruning shears back,
412
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,140
we wouldn't be
in this situation.
413
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,664
Everybody, just shut up
so I can think!
414
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,362
[ Sighs ]
415
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,800
Was that a vagina?
416
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,978
♪♪
417
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,153
Eddie?
418
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,589
What's going on?
419
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,026
Nothing.
420
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,506
Where is the baby?Fell asleep in the van.
421
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,247
What's wrong
with that police woman?
422
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,075
[ Scoffs ]
She's...drunk.
423
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,555
She's not drunk.
424
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,035
And Vivian's
not who you think she is.
425
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,471
Shut up!
You don't say another word.
426
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038
Uh, that's definitely
a vagina.
427
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,169
Shut up!
428
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,954
♪♪
429
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,607
Why do you have a gun?
430
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,000
Take it easy, Tickles.
431
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,349
Who's Tickles?!
432
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,483
I'm Tickles! Okay?
433
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,875
You want to know
what's going on?
434
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,138
That's what's going on.
435
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,617
I'm Tickles.
436
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,792
[ Laughs ]
437
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,316
I thought I could
move to the beach
438
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,709
and reinvent myself,
but who am I kidding?
439
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,582
I'll always find a way
to screw things up.
440
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,063
But I wasn't always
like this, Bodhi.
441
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,542
I wasn't.
442
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,414
I actually had
all "B"s and "C"s in high school
443
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,807
before my best friend, Libby,
talked me into dropping out
444
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,548
to follow Nickelback
around the country.
445
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,463
To make money,
446
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639
I would sew patches
on people's jeans
in the parking lot
447
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,554
while Libby blew guys
in the back of her PT Cruiser.
448
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,383
And let's just say
the knob-gobbin' business
449
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,212
turned out to be a lot more
lucrative than patches.
450
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,997
And that's when I realized
451
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,130
all people really want in life
is sex.
452
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,264
So, when Nickel B
was playing a show in NYC city,
453
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,744
I popped into a strip club
on an open pole night.
454
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:50,009
I made $47,
455
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,227
and I never went back
456
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,837
to sewing patches on jeans
again.
457
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,143
[ Panting ]
458
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,232
I was living the dream
459
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,017
till the stock market crashed
460
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,931
and guys weren't
making it rain anymore.
461
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,194
I was busting my hump
462
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,717
just to squeeze out
a drizzle.
463
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,979
And that is not
just a saying.
464
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,198
I actually have
a slight hump,
465
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,547
and it got
very damaged one night
466
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,983
when I tried to do
a back handspring
467
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,071
during a Motley Crue song.
468
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,986
So, I moved
to the mountains
469
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,335
where rent was cheap,
470
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,555
and I decided
I'll open my own club.
471
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,514
I actually had
these crazy ideas
472
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,908
of turning it into an upscale
burlesque establishment
473
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,692
where I would do
a classy striptease
474
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,086
and I'd use one of those
fancy fans made of feathers
475
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,348
to cover my snizz.
476
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,480
But owning a business...
477
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,134
Wilfrid?
478
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,961
...just turned out to be
a lot harder than I thought,
479
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,398
and before I knew it,
480
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,834
I was jerking off guys
in the supply closet
481
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,227
just to keep the lights on.
482
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,880
And, Bodhi,
you can look at me
483
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,535
with that deer-in-the-headlights
judgement in your eyes
484
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,710
all you want.
485
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,190
It doesn't bother me.
486
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,236
I see
those same judging eyes
487
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,760
every time
I look in the mirror.
488
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,109
I promise you,
489
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,415
you can't hate me
490
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,286
any more
than I hate myself.
491
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,984
♪♪
492
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,073
[ Fabric tears ]Bodhi: Ohh!
493
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,205
Aah!
494
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,165
Oh, you gotta be
shitting me!
495
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,298
♪♪
496
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,171
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
497
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,391
♪ It don't matter what you do
498
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,350
♪ It's gonna bust on through
499
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,222
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
500
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:17,139
♪ You can hide
behind a lie ♪
501
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,663
♪ Put on some
brand-new disguise ♪
502
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,318
♪ Before you crack,
you're cracking wise ♪
503
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,016
♪ And acting like
you made it ♪
504
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,583
♪♪
505
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:29,673
♪ But, honey,
don't it eat at you? ♪
506
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,198
♪ Cut you up
and make you stew ♪
507
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,243
♪ Think of what
it puts you through ♪
508
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,725
♪ Before it makes you jaded
509
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,945
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
510
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,774
♪ It don't matter what you do
511
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,820
♪ It's gonna bust on through
512
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,214
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
513
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,824
♪♪
514
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,435
♪ No one said
it'd feel that great ♪
515
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,177
♪ Bring you peace,
make you a saint ♪
516
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,006
♪ All that mess
that's on your plate ♪
517
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,574
♪ It ain't going nowhere
518
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,708
♪ But there's some joy
that truth can bring ♪
519
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,363
♪ 'Cause lies,
they ain't a weightless thing ♪
520
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,105
♪ They pull you down,
they cut and sting ♪
521
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,195
♪ They leave you
lost and lonely ♪
522
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,024
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
523
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:19,027
♪ It don't matter what you do
524
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,377
♪ It's gonna bust on through
525
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:24,424
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
526
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,166
♪♪
527
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,254
Ahh.
528
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,646
I'm gonna miss you,
buddy.
529
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,474
I'm gonna miss you,
too.
530
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,649
I hate to leave the beach,
531
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,955
but entering
the corporate world
532
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,217
has always been a dream.
533
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,653
I can't believe
someone wants me
534
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,525
for their Assistant Manager
Trainee Program.
535
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,526
I can.
536
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,875
Ever since I saw you drop
537
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,485
that whole bucket
of chicken
538
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,270
and take the time
to pick out
539
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,836
every single piece of gravel
540
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360
before you delivered it...
541
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,754
...I knew you were
assistant manager material.
542
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:54,976
♪♪
543
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,325
Don't start.
544
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,631
Don't you start.
545
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,372
♪♪
546
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,983
♪ Now you doubled up on it
547
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,725
♪ Your trouble stacked
with your bullshit ♪
548
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,118
♪ Things got better
for a bit ♪
549
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,383
♪ Now it's back
to your old self ♪
550
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,516
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
551
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,432
♪ Don't matter what you do
552
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,565
♪ It's gonna bust on through
553
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,307
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
554
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:27,226
♪ That's the truth
about the truth ♪
555
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,675
What are you doing here?
556
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,024
I went to the prison,
557
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,418
but the guard said
you were already gone.
558
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,595
The guard said you mentioned
heading back to the mountains,
559
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,249
so I --
I took a shot.
560
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,467
Why?
561
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,295
Why would you come
all the way --
562
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,123
I wanted to talk more about
all that stuff you said
563
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,516
before you got arrested
564
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,734
and speared in the boob
by that marlin.
565
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,475
You know,
all that stuff about
566
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,172
working at a strip club
567
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,783
and jerking off all those guys
in that storage room.
568
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,306
Yeah, I get it.
I'm a bad person.
569
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,699
No, that's just it.
570
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,527
I don't think you are.
571
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:11,313
At least, I don't want
to believe you are.
572
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,924
I can't.
What are you
talking about?
573
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,058
Look, when you revealed all
that stuff about yourself,
574
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,277
I didn't know what to say,
575
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,843
because it all sounded
so familiar.
576
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,324
I had all "C"s and "B"s
in community college
577
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,761
when I saw Matthew McConaughey
in "Magic Mike,"
578
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,981
and my world changed
forever.
579
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,026
I secretly started
working at a strip club
580
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,072
where one Sunday a month
was ladies' night.
581
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,204
The club made the guys
dress as characters,
582
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:38,949
like police man, fire man,
trash man, sales man,
583
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:45,260
medicine man, con man,
handy man, milk man,
584
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,958
space man, cave man.
585
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,309
Basically,
anything with "man" in it
586
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,136
was recommended.
587
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,530
So, I stole an old suit
out of my father's closet,
588
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,402
and I dressed up
like a business man.
589
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,707
Only, to make it sexy,
590
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,709
I put my junk in a dress sock
591
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,232
and I pulled it through
the fly in my pants
592
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:04,714
so it would, you know,
flop around, you know?
593
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,673
Touching
was against the law,
594
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,153
but as Matty Mack says
in "Magic Mike,"
595
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,939
"There's a lot of
law breakers out there."
596
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,333
I was living the dream.
597
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,291
Student athlete
during the week,
598
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,685
gigolo business man
one Sunday a month.
599
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,688
Then, one afternoon,
600
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:24,473
I came home during
my mother's new book club
601
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:27,302
to find myself face to face
602
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,217
with a room
full of 50-year-old women
603
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,393
who had all had
my cock-filled dress sock
604
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:32,481
in their hand.
605
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,657
In some cases, worse.
606
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,355
I was horrified.
607
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,182
I mean, every bad thing
I had ever done
608
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:39,749
was sitting
in my living room,
609
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,969
talking to my mother
about Dean Koontz.
610
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,710
I couldn't look anyone
in the eye anymore.
611
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,538
So, I left town.
612
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:50,934
And I went to the beach
to make a fresh start.
613
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:56,984
Vivian, I never made
a move on you because...
614
00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,594
I don't make moves
on anyone.
615
00:22:58,638 --> 00:22:59,987
I don't want
to fall for someone
616
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,423
and have to keep
my past a secret,
617
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,425
and I didn't think
anyone would want me
618
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,209
if they knew
I was damaged goods.
619
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,951
But if I can believe
that you're a good person
620
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:10,606
and you just happened
to do some bad things,
621
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:15,219
then...maybe I can believe that
about myself.
622
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:16,525
And if I believe it,
623
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:20,311
then maybe
somebody else will, too.
624
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,750
I believe it.
625
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:31,366
♪♪
626
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:38,895
♪♪
627
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:42,464
So, where should we go?
628
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:45,119
Anywhere we can make
a fresh start.
629
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,034
Oh, just so you know,
630
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,470
this guy named Greg
631
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:49,863
who used to come into
my bikini bar all the time,
632
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:51,255
claims to have met
Matthew McConaughey
633
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,431
at the People's Choice Awards,
634
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:55,346
said he is a real asshole.
635
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,000
I can see that.
636
00:23:57,044 --> 00:24:00,482
♪♪
637
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,963
♪ Wherever we go
638
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,922
♪ That's fine by me
639
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,447
♪ We'll settle our bones
640
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,274
♪ Eventually
641
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,537
♪ Yeah, I need a break
642
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,799
♪ I need a minute
643
00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,931
♪ Just give me one day
644
00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:16,193
All right,
there you go.
645
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,847
Unh-unh.
He'll lose 'em.
646
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,806
You're actually gonna be
our last renters.
647
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,329
The house was
my mother's income property,
648
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:22,635
but she passed away
a few months ago
649
00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:23,810
and left it to me
in her will.
650
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:25,202
Oh.
651
00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:26,595
I was actually
third in position,
652
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,205
behind her new boyfriend
and her cat.
653
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,946
But, luckily for me,
they were on the plane with her.
654
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,861
[ Chuckles ]
So...anyway, enjoy.
655
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,559
♪♪
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