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Welcome to the Bidgee Pub
trivia night.
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What is the maximum penalty
for drug dealing in this state?
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What the devil is she up to?
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There are three motives
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responsible for
nearly all murders.
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- What are they?
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It's a pub, Your Honour,
not a fucking courtroom!
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Dom's dead, Andy.
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Hope you're not thinking about
stealing a car
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and leaving town, hot stuff.
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You have to come now. Hurry!
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Hugo?
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Where am I?
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At first, I was scared.
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But I knew I was being given
the opportunity...
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...that would slip through
the fingers of lesser men.
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-Hmm.
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It was incredible.
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There I was.
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I could almost reach out
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and touch the stars.
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And...
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Mere words cannot do it justice.
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The colours.
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Like a thousand
burst eye vessels
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smooched together.
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The planets were like...
uh...
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...um, giant, ancient skulls
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floatin' in a sea of darkness.
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Anyway, there I was,
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just turnin' like
a rotisserie chicken.
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I was at the very rim
of the galaxy.
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There were vibratin'
voids of darkness
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and swarms of meteors
and nebulae
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and... red dwarfs.
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I really don't know
how long I was gone
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before I was lookin'
down at the earth again,
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floatin' high above the town.
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Then a blindin' bright light
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shot me back.
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That's where I've been.
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Convenient they dropped you
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outside the pub
on its busiest night.
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I wonder why
they didn't drop you
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back where you were abducted.
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Who can explain alien logic?
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So...
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...why are you naked?
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My clothes disintegrated
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when I was beamed up, Noel!
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Do you have any idea what's been
going on around here?
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Do you...
Do you recognise this man?
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Never seen him before.
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I knew it.
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Oh, yes. Andy. How's tricks?
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Fuckin' bang!
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Let me
get this straight.
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We've been investigating
the murder...
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...of someone
who isn't even dead.
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Well, we, uh... we're...
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...still waiting for
Forensics and DNA testing.
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- And while we were waiting...
- Then you wait.
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Yep.
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You know that shit
takes weeks up here.
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You've made a huge assumption
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without the facts.
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The facts... were, sir, that
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a missing man's body was found
in that missing man's ute.
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So...
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Except it wasn't that dickhead,
was it?
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And then you go and arrest
that American for it.
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I mean, you have left us
wide open!
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- You're gonna fix this.
- Yep. I am.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Or you can forget about
that promotion.
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Or I'll see to it that
you're shovelling shit
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at the horse cops for
the rest of your career.
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Get out of my sight.
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Yep.
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Oh, now. I'm going.
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Jesus Christ.
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Sorry.
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- Why am I here?
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What's goin' on?
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You are now the suspect
in a murder investigation.
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And if you don't start
telling me the truth,
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I will have to assume
that you are responsible,
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and I will do everything
in my power to prove it.
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Now, a dead man was found
in your burnt-out ute
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and I wanna know who he is.
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You are... jokin', aren't ya?
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Do I fuckin' look like
I'm jokin'?
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Nah.
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Where the hell have you been?
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If I'm honest...
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...I think I was somewhere
in the Andromeda galaxy.
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Andy waits anxiously
in the police station.
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He hasn't had a chance
to speak to his father.
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What will his first words be?
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Andy appreciates the help,
but he just saw his dad
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for the first time in decades
last night
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and the asshole pretended like
he didn't even exist,
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so maybe Andy is not
in the mood for
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your little poddo-whacker, or
whatever you people call them.
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We actually just call it
a podcast.
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Also...
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...my friend is dead.
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Are you sure you don't want
a lift back to Bidgee?
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I mean, Hugo might be here
for a while.
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No. I'm not letting him
out of my sight.
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OK.
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Fine.
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I think I just got my period.
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I'm just gonna... I'll be a sec.
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You don't have to narrate
everything.
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-I found it.
-I saw it first.
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They're fighting over
some cash
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they say washed up
near the port.
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- Smithy's checking it out.
- Yeah, righto.
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Alright, I see. OK.
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But this is off the record.
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Ahh!
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I'm not a fuckin' reporter,
you idiot.
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I'm the law!
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- Speak!
- Alright. Alright.
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OK.
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Fine. Mate, you were right.
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I was not, in fact, in space.
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I was... in Darwin.
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At the... the Breezy Nut Motel.
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- What room?
- I was in room 308.
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And, um... you can check on that.
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I...I hired two adult movies
there on my bill.
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'Forrest Hump' and 'Fist Club'.
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Not that good,
though. Three stars.
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I also frequented
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the Handy Helpers
massage parlour next door.
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You can check with
the lovely ladies
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who own that fine establishment.
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It's the beautiful Monique
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and the voluptuous Ava.
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Or was it Eva? Eva?
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What was that whole alien
abduction bullshit story about?
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What was that?
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It was supposed to be...
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...a publicity stunt
for my UFO tours.
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Fuck me dead.
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Look, business has not been
goin' so good.
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So I thought I'd give it
a little PR push
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if I, like, vanished.
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I don't know
what I was thinkin'.
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I mean, fuckin' UFO tours.
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It's a dud.
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It was Noel's idea.
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From the start, I should never
have stolen it off him.
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Fuckin' Noel.
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You saw the tape.
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What tape?
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I made a tape.
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I thought someone would
report me missin'
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and then they'd find the tape,
they'd leak it to the papers
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and then a whole horde of people
would come and do my UFO tours.
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But no-one's even
fuckin' heard of it!
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And now my ute's
burnt to a crisp.
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That... shitbox was the nicest
thing I ever owned.
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Did someone really die in it?
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Mmm.
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Right. Just get me
the sign-out sheet.
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What are you doin' here?
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Giving you a ride home.
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Whoa, wow, thanks.
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I appreciate it.
The bus'll be along soon.
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I...am giving you...
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...a ride.
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Soon as I get my car back, please.
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Your what?
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The car you took in for evidence
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when you thought that
I killed my father,
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who is not dead.
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Oh, right.
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You'll get a phone call
when that's ready.
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Meanwhile, we'll be keeping
a very close eye
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on the both of you.
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But I...
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I'm here now.
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Can't hear you.
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Well, guess that plan's
gone out the window, huh?
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No.
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It did not.
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Yeah, righto,
you're getting' a bit handsy.
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- What's your rush?
- Hurry up and get in the car.
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Buy me a drink first!
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Hey, did you see
that guy I was with?
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Just left.
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You dickhead!
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Why didn't you go when we were
back at the station?
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You were rushin' me.
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Oh, that Geraldine's
a force of nature.
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Huh!
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I'm glad to be outta there.
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Although I did just
get back from
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a pretty little hotel in Darwin.
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Knew it.
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- Had a lovely pool.
- I don't care.
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Mate, if I will allow myself
one complaint,
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the minibar fridge, 'twas empty.
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I mean, whatever happened to
those little bottles of booze
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they used to have?
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Remember?
And the baby chocolate bars.
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And the nuts
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and the fizzy drinks and the...
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Just tell me already!
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What? What?
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Where is the money?
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Can I just...
commence my piss first
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before we get into
the heavy shit?
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Why is it taking so long?
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I can't go when
you're watchin' me.
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Oh, my God. Hugo, how long
could it possibly take...
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Hey! Asshole!
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Hey!
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Hugo!
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Hey!
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Dad!
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Just stop, will you?
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Stay back!
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You don't think
it hasn't dawned on me
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that you might be the bad apple
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that killed that bloke
in my ute?
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Me?!
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Maybe you thought
it was me in there.
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He's... I di...
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- I'm your son!
- Oh, alright!
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Don't need to keep
bangin' on about it.
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Just tell me where the money is.
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This is what you wanna
talk about, the money, is it?
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You come all this way
after all this time
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and you wanna know...
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Yes! Where is it?!
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Alright, then.
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I'll tell you.
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- But I will preface...
- Don't preface.
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No, I will make a preface,
right? It's this.
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It's that I have no idea why
you wanna talk about this now.
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And I will make
a second preface.
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No more prefaces!
It's too many prefaces!
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Second preface is this.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Hindsight is 20/20, OK?
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If I'd have known back then
what I know now, etc.
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Just... tell me.
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Alright. Fine.
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I invested it all in
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what I thought was
gonna be a sure thing.
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You invested it?
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In what?
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A magical tip-off
from someone in the know.
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But then...
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...a typhoon came along and
destroyed the cherimoya farm.
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I mean, how was I to predict
a freak weather event like that?
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It was an act of God!
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Your mother, she seemed
to understand at the time.
263
00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,856
Well, more or less.
And I meant to pay her back.
264
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,256
I mean, honest. No, I did.
265
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,416
But, well, time does
funny things to a promise.
266
00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:56,316
That's not the money
I'm talking about!
267
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,295
It's not?
268
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:00,535
I'm talking about
269
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,095
the quarter of a million dollars
270
00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,415
that was in your bank account
that you found
271
00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:07,295
and withdrew
and hid God knows where.
272
00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:10,415
I don't have that kind of money.
273
00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:12,254
Stop pretending.
274
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:15,694
You do not understand the
serious shit that we are in!
275
00:15:15,794 --> 00:15:16,734
"We"?
276
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,134
Mate, you must be delusional.
277
00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:20,734
Are you on medication
or somethin'?
278
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,494
OK. OK, fine, me. Me.
I'm in the shit.
279
00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:25,213
If I don't find that money,
I'm dead.
280
00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:26,933
Jeez, that don't sound too good.
281
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,973
No! It don't.
282
00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:30,693
Mate,
283
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:33,053
I don't know what to tell ya.
284
00:15:33,153 --> 00:15:35,773
I mean, honest,
I don't have your money.
285
00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:38,012
I mean, why would I?
286
00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:41,332
I haven't seen ya in over
20, or somethin', years.
287
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:42,572
Just don't make any sense.
288
00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,532
Please, son! Please.
289
00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:46,872
I am tellin' you the truth.
290
00:15:48,912 --> 00:15:50,911
Hmm?
291
00:15:59,271 --> 00:16:01,271
Can't be that bad.
292
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,409
- Hey, where you goin'?
- Back to the car.
293
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:20,509
Nah, the car's this way.
294
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:24,829
Hang on.
295
00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:40,328
Hey!
296
00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:41,927
You're not going to Bidgeegud,
by any chance?
297
00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:44,047
- We're not a taxi service.
- I know!
298
00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:48,167
But I was wanting to interview
Sergeant Geraldine Walters
299
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,687
for my podcast, but I could
300
00:16:49,787 --> 00:16:51,727
interview you instead
if you give me a lift.
301
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,767
Me?
No, I'm busy, I've...
302
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,466
Oh, but it's the best way to
tell your side of the story.
303
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,806
Look, Sergeant Walters actually
warned me about talking to you.
304
00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:01,206
She did?
305
00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:03,746
Yeah, and I'm sure
she had good reason.
306
00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,645
Right, so... Alright, then,
let me get this straight.
307
00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:14,285
You stole my identity
308
00:17:14,385 --> 00:17:16,765
for the purposes of
money launderin'
309
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,445
and yet you're angry at me.
310
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:20,845
I don't know where the
money's from or what it's for.
311
00:17:20,945 --> 00:17:22,284
I just move it for them.
312
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:25,064
I'm really surprised
at how you turned out.
313
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:28,004
I'm more than disappointed
in your mother.
314
00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:29,764
She didn't do a good job
raisin' you.
315
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:31,864
I'm warning you.
316
00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:34,243
Hey, how is the old girl anyway?
317
00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:36,443
She still swingin' her hips
when she walks?
318
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:38,543
She's dead.
319
00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:41,823
She died last year.
320
00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,563
I reached out to her.
321
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:47,082
I didn't hear back.
322
00:17:47,182 --> 00:17:48,602
Oh! That's right.
323
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,842
Yeah, the one lousy 'wish you
were here' postcard you sent.
324
00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:53,442
Yeah, she got that. Thank you.
325
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,402
I can see that you're determined
326
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:58,442
not to even begin
to understand my position.
327
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,801
Your mother was the only woman
328
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:02,961
who ever understood me.
329
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:05,061
That was the problem.
330
00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:08,381
She was too good for me
and we both knew it.
331
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,361
Can I ask, though -
did she, uh...
332
00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,320
- I mean, well, did you...
- What?
333
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,600
What is it?
334
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,880
What would you like to know
335
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,260
after all of these years
of zero interest?
336
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,920
Was it a burial or a cremation?
337
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,240
Cremation.
338
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,159
And what'd you do
with the ashes?
339
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:27,439
I put... They're...
340
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,079
I haven't decided
what to do with them yet.
341
00:18:30,179 --> 00:18:32,119
What do you mean?
342
00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,239
I mean they're in storage,
if you must know.
343
00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:36,399
I haven't figured out
where to... sprinkle them.
344
00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:37,559
Oh, Andrew!
345
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,598
- That is terrible.
346
00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:42,278
You can't leave your mother
sittin' on some dusty shelf
347
00:18:42,378 --> 00:18:43,358
in a storage container!
348
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,038
You shut the fuck up!
349
00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:48,978
As if you have a single leg
to stand on!
350
00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:53,477
I don't wanna hear another word
out of your fucking mouth.
351
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:55,577
I am not joking.
352
00:19:00,457 --> 00:19:02,197
Where...
353
00:19:02,297 --> 00:19:04,497
Where in God's name are we?
354
00:19:07,736 --> 00:19:09,736
- Hello?
- Hmm?
355
00:19:10,736 --> 00:19:13,356
Oh, really? You're allowin' me
to talk now, are you?
356
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,396
Yes! Yes, you're
allowed to talk.
357
00:19:15,496 --> 00:19:17,116
Where the fuck are we?
358
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,215
I have no idea.
359
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,075
So what's it like
working for Sergeant Walters?
360
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,315
Turn that off.
361
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,275
Pretty embarrassing
how she arrested Andy
362
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,554
for his dad's murder and
turns out he wasn't even dead.
363
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,834
OK, Sergeant Walters
made a bold call, OK,
364
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,934
and I respect that.
365
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,874
Sergeant Walters is the smartest
person I've ever met.
366
00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:43,754
And I've met people
with multiple degrees, OK?
367
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:46,593
- OK.
- She's... vivacious.
368
00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:47,913
Vivacious?
369
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:50,073
Exciting. Inspiring.
370
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:51,633
As a cop, I mean.
371
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,833
And look, guess who just found a
cattle truck that went missing?
372
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:56,393
Sergeant Walters.
373
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,432
- So put that in your podcast.
- Thanks. I will.
374
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,392
That's actually classified, so
you're gonna have to delete...
375
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,792
Do you think it's related to
the body found in the ute?
376
00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:05,892
A missing truck might have
a missing driver, right?
377
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,232
Has a missing driver
been reported?
378
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,291
If I give you a lift, are
you gonna stop asking questions?
379
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:15,351
You got any gum?
380
00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:17,451
Nope.
381
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,231
I'd kill for a Mintie.
382
00:20:20,331 --> 00:20:22,331
Whatever that is.
383
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,170
Wonder what your smile
looks like.
384
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,170
Can I see it?
385
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,810
You always in
this shit of a mood?
386
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,029
You have any disorders
387
00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:44,209
like anxiety or anythin'?
388
00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:48,829
How do you sleep?
389
00:20:48,929 --> 00:20:51,828
OK, can... can you just stop
390
00:20:51,928 --> 00:20:54,068
feigning interest in me?
391
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:57,648
This feeble attempt at
making up for lost time is...
392
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:00,768
...boring.
393
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:05,587
I'm just genuinely interested,
that's all,
394
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:09,787
in what kind of genetic trail
I've left behind.
395
00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:11,947
Aren't you curious?
396
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:14,047
You know what?
397
00:21:14,647 --> 00:21:19,926
I was curious from, uh,
about age 10 to maybe 20.
398
00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:23,166
That's a whole decade of...
399
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,626
...spending every day
trying to remember
400
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:26,626
what your face looked like.
401
00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:28,905
Wondering where you are,
you know?
402
00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:31,065
Trying to figure out
403
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,705
what is so horrible about me
404
00:21:33,805 --> 00:21:37,345
that a father could just...
just walk away
405
00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:39,565
and never come back.
406
00:21:40,685 --> 00:21:41,984
But you know what I did?
407
00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:44,084
I got over it.
408
00:21:44,884 --> 00:21:47,124
So, no, I'm not curious anymore.
409
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,044
I was presumed dead.
410
00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:58,683
Everyone in the town
thought I was dead.
411
00:22:01,163 --> 00:22:03,163
Did they mourn me?
412
00:22:04,603 --> 00:22:06,603
Did they miss me?
413
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,202
Do I matter?
414
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:15,542
You know, when I was yakkin' on
about my alien abduction story,
415
00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:18,582
well, I was lookin' at
the dead eyes of the townsfolk
416
00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:22,961
and I thought, "These people
don't deserve my stories."
417
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,801
Who are these cunts really?
418
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,441
Why have I spent
so many years with them?
419
00:22:33,121 --> 00:22:37,660
You know that feelin' when you
don't really belong anywhere?
420
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,340
So... I'm just wonderin'.
421
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,320
Is that somethin' also
in our blood?
422
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,919
Do you feel that too?
423
00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:59,538
- One more question.
- I said no more.
424
00:22:59,638 --> 00:23:02,218
Alert priority
2. Body found at the port.
425
00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:03,778
All available officers
to report.
426
00:23:03,878 --> 00:23:05,418
OK? That means everyone.
427
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,818
- Can I come?
- Hell, no!
428
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,218
I'll just sit in the car.
429
00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:10,378
50 bucks says this new body's
the missing truckie.
430
00:23:10,478 --> 00:23:12,018
Eh? Anyone game?
431
00:23:12,118 --> 00:23:14,217
- I knew it!
- OK, this is serious work, OK?
432
00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:15,857
OK. Yeah, fine. Great.
433
00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:17,657
I'll just go home
and file my report about
434
00:23:17,757 --> 00:23:19,777
inter-office romance
between you and your boss.
435
00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:21,177
How did you know about that?
436
00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:23,557
I didn't. You just confirmed it.
437
00:23:24,757 --> 00:23:26,656
Is it romance or more physical?
438
00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:29,456
I mean, the power imbalance
won't look good for her
439
00:23:29,556 --> 00:23:30,896
and even though you're a guy,
440
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:33,176
sexual harassment's still
frowned upon, isn't it?
441
00:23:33,276 --> 00:23:34,576
OK, I just...
442
00:23:34,676 --> 00:23:36,676
Shit.
443
00:23:42,515 --> 00:23:44,515
You know, you're right.
444
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,175
Hmm? Maybe we shouldn't talk.
445
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:50,295
Because I'm offerin' pearls
of fatherly wisdom here
446
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:52,374
and all you're interested in
is money.
447
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,374
OK, you know what? Let's talk.
448
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:58,774
Why were you never interested
in what became of Mom and me?
449
00:23:58,874 --> 00:24:00,414
I almost googled you once.
450
00:24:00,514 --> 00:24:02,694
Almost? Once.
451
00:24:02,794 --> 00:24:04,533
Fuckin' Father of the Year
over here.
452
00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:07,053
I meant to come back, honestly.
453
00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,613
I did. I just got sidetracked.
454
00:24:09,713 --> 00:24:10,733
Sidetracked?!
455
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,373
Yeah, and you know
the weird thing?
456
00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:13,813
Oh, that wasn't the weird thing?
457
00:24:13,913 --> 00:24:15,653
I had this epiphany
458
00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,452
that you and your mother
were also a sidetrack,
459
00:24:18,552 --> 00:24:20,452
that everything that I had done
460
00:24:20,552 --> 00:24:23,092
was me bein' sidetracked from
what I was supposed to be doin'.
461
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:24,452
And what might that be exactly?
462
00:24:24,552 --> 00:24:26,132
Still haven't
worked that out yet.
463
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,972
OK, so to summarise,
464
00:24:28,072 --> 00:24:32,491
Mom and I were a regrettable
detour on the aimless journey
465
00:24:32,591 --> 00:24:33,851
of your miserable life?
466
00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:35,211
Oh, Andrew, don't be so cynical.
467
00:24:35,311 --> 00:24:37,371
It's not as if I dropped you off
468
00:24:37,471 --> 00:24:40,411
in a little basket
at an orphanage or whatever.
469
00:24:40,511 --> 00:24:42,771
- You were all grown up.
- I was nine!
470
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:44,850
- In the animal kingdom...
- Nope.
471
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,810
...some birds leave their young
after a few weeks.
472
00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,450
I'm not an animal!
473
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:53,250
I trusted you to thrive
on your animal instincts.
474
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:55,410
God, can't you be grateful
475
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:57,489
that I showed that kind
of faith in you?
476
00:24:57,589 --> 00:25:00,049
Oh, my God!
I can't listen to this anymore!
477
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,769
Alright. But why did you never
track me down, huh?
478
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,849
You don't see me
gettin' annoyed, do ya?
479
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:06,889
What, I'm not worth
trackin' down
480
00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:09,408
unless you need somethin', yeah?
481
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,008
God, kids! Ugh! What leeches.
482
00:25:13,108 --> 00:25:15,048
What did you just call me?
483
00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:16,368
What?
484
00:25:16,468 --> 00:25:18,008
Am I wrong? Where's the lie?
485
00:25:18,108 --> 00:25:20,108
- Take it back.
- Nah.
486
00:25:21,508 --> 00:25:23,487
Take it... BACK!
487
00:25:23,587 --> 00:25:25,287
- No!
- Take it back!
488
00:25:25,387 --> 00:25:26,407
No way!
489
00:25:26,507 --> 00:25:29,127
Will you stop bloody chasin' me?
490
00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,807
Would you... Cut it out!
491
00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:32,607
This is bloody stupid!
492
00:25:32,707 --> 00:25:34,707
We...
493
00:25:35,306 --> 00:25:37,646
We need to be conservin'
our energy, right?
494
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,806
People die out here
all the time.
495
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,906
Good!
496
00:25:42,226 --> 00:25:44,226
We deserve it.
497
00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:47,286
The car.
498
00:25:49,665 --> 00:25:51,665
What?
499
00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:01,324
Ohh! Mwah!
500
00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:04,184
Ohh!
501
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,443
I've been asked
to wait in the car,
502
00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:21,543
but I need to take
a closer look.
503
00:26:24,623 --> 00:26:26,083
I can see...
504
00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:27,722
Forensics
just gave us...
505
00:26:27,822 --> 00:26:29,362
..police officers
standing around
506
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,462
what appears to be a body.
507
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,542
Shit.
508
00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:40,082
It's Gareth.
509
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,160
- Home, sweet home, I guess.
510
00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:58,260
Holy shit.
511
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:01,300
What's that? What's goin' on?
512
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,920
Just got a text
from my friend Dom.
513
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,019
That's nice!
514
00:27:07,619 --> 00:27:09,759
Yeah.
515
00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:11,859
Except he's dead.
516
00:27:34,097 --> 00:27:37,037
♪ Currency, carry me
517
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:42,217
♪ Everyone is held hostage
518
00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:50,116
♪ Currency means nothing
519
00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:55,256
♪ How are they to spend us next?
520
00:28:00,415 --> 00:28:04,535
♪ Do you want a stake in us? ♪
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