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I'm pretty sure
I know who's got me.
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- Argh!
- Cassie. Would you like coffee?
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No, thanks.
I don't know what's in it.
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It was just
a microdose.
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Didn't feel
very micro to me.
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Xylazine. A common
cattle tranquilliser.
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Oh, hi. I'm looking for Gareth.
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I was gonna interview him.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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If you wanna know
what goes down in Bidgee,
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I'm your man.
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One time, over at Charmaine's,
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hippies booked out two caravans,
and whooshka!
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You planted evidence
to get me arrested!
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♪ Seven o'clock
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♪ Get up, get ready
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♪ To start the day
at the factory
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♪ 7:30
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♪ Clock in
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♪ Get ready
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♪ To start work at the factory
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♪ 7:30
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♪ Clock in... ♪
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♪ Get ready
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♪ To start work at the factory
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♪ Keep the country moving
with production
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♪ Keep the country
moving with production
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♪ Keep the country moving
with production
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♪ Keep the country
moving with production
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♪ Keep the country moving
with production
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♪ Keep the country
moving with production
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♪ Keep the country moving
with production
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♪ Keep the country
moving with production
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♪ Keep the country moving
with production... ♪
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♪ Production, production,
production, production
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♪ Production, production
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♪ Production,
production
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♪ Production,
production, production ♪
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Hey, it's trivia tonight, right?
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I was thinking of bringing
my recording gear.
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Try and capture the vibe
of the town.
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Are you cancelling trivia?
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Can't do it without Hugo.
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That's what the town needs.
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You know, to keep going.
To not lose hope.
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I just mean
Hugo's the quizmaster.
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Who else is gonna do it?
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OK, well...
can't you be the quizmaster?
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Like, in Hugo's honour?
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Should I do Cedric's
half-time poetry as well?
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- Not happening.
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OK.
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What if I was quizmaster?
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You?
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I can do it.
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Come on, it'll be good for
morale, good for business.
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And great for your podcast.
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That's just
an unexpected bonus.
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You reckon you got the chops?
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I already know
my first question.
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Hey, this is Andy.
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I can't come
to the phone right now,
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so leave a message
and have a great day.
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- Where are you?
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Jimmy?
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Hmm.
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Cedric!
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Cedric, it's me.
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It's trivia night tonight
and, uh, I thought
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me and you, you know,
the old team, we could...
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What was that name
we came up with?
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Beauty and the Priest.
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Nah.
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I'm not even
a priest anymore anyway.
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Look...
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I'm sorry, mate.
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Cedric.
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I'm so sorry. The vendor's slow
on getting me a section 52.
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I'm chasing
the insurance claims history.
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And it's a business, yeah?
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- It's a caravan park.
- Cause of damage?
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Fire apparently.
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Oh, yeah, here it is.
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Uh, "Claim denied due to fraud."
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The claim was deemed fraudulent?
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According to our records.
Matter deferred to police.
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Anything else you need?
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Oh, no. Thank you so much.
You've been very helpful.
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OK.
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Andy?!
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- Jesus. Cassie.
- Where the hell have you been?
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I've been trying
to call you nonstop.
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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I, uh... passed out.
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What happened to your face?
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Oh, I, uh...
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I tripped and fell down
some rocks.
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I was... so wasted,
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I, uh... I went outside
for some air and I got lost.
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When I woke up,
I was miles from anywhere,
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so I...
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Is it... Do you mind
if I finish my shower, please?
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Yeah. Um, I need you
to be at trivia tonight.
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Trivia?
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Please? For moral support?
I'm the host.
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You won't want to miss it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.
I'll, uh...
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I'll be there.
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-Hmm.
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-Test, test.
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One, two. One, two?
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OK, we can win this.
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There's about
12 sausages in that thing!
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OK, here we go.
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Welcome to the Bidgee Pub
trivia night,
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where a fresh meat tray
is up for grabs.
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I'm very excited
to be your host.
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So without further ado,
let's get into it.
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- Question one...
-Wait a minute.
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Oh, look who's back.
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We have a meat tray to win.
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- Uh, no, they don't.
- No.
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- Look at that.
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OK. Question one.
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Octopuses have been described
as the Einsteins of the sea.
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They have eight tentacles
and two eyes,
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but how many hearts?
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Easy. It's one. Trick question.
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No, she's not gonna start
with a trick question.
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Oh, true, eh?
You know who'd know this?
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Gareth.
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He loves the sea.
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-True or false?
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There are more kangaroos
than people in Australia.
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What year
did the Berlin Wall fall?
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True or false?
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It's physically impossible...
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What's the singular word...
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OK, time for a gear change.
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Ooh. Bible knowledge?
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No. Party drugs.
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Has anyone ever had
their cocktail spiked?
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No?
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When a drink is spiked,
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chances are the drugs
came from a dealer.
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What is the maximum penalty
for drug dealing in this state?
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Is it A - 40 years?
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B - 25 years?
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Or C - three years?
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Well, it's not three.
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- I thought the maximum...
- Maximum?
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-Or is it B? 25 years?
-What do you reckon?
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- Leon?
- Huh?
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- 40...
- I don't care. Put anything.
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I know this.
Listen. Wait.
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- I've gotta think of the answer.
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OK, that's the end
of the round, folks.
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- We'll take a short break.
-Um...
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Yep. OK.
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Uh, in keeping with tradition,
apparently,
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Cedric will now read a poem.
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OK, yeah.
That's more like it. Yeah.
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- Cedric!
- Yay.
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- Nup.
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- Shh!
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They come
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They come
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They come for us...
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...across the Pacific
from foreign lands
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Tasked with solving
just one prob-lam
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But from their presence
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- A thousand troubles...
- Hey.
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What's with these questions?
You're pissing everybody off.
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Shut up. Just trust me, alright?
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- It'll be worth it.
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A toad I am
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Sorry.
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Oh, Gareth.
Pick up the phone, man.
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Where are ya?
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- Nice night.
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-So many stars, you know?
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Different, uh,
constellations down here.
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You know, when, uh...
when I was younger, I...
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Oh, thank God. Dom. Listen.
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Andy?
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It's Liliana.
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Sorry, hi, Liliana.
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Hey, has anyone called you...
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...about Dom?
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What? What about...
what about Dom?
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Well, he, um...
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Dom's dead, Andy.
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They found
his body in a dumpster.
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He was shot.
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Robbery gone wrong or something.
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Oh, God...
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What the fuck am I doing here?
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Hope you're not thinking
about stealing a car
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and leaving town, hot stuff.
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- Uh...
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Hey, uh...
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...how's trivia night going?
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Your girlfriend invited me.
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She's not my... Uh...
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Why?
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Yeah.
That's what I said.
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Oh, well.
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Better be good,
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otherwise I'll book her
for wasting my time.
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Someone hit you over the head?
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The...
My... my... my what?
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Well... seem stupider
than normal.
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Do I look alright?
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And that's the cry
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The constant cry
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Jesus Christ on a bike.
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I want to be alone.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Yep. Well done.
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What do you think you're doing?
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- What, trivia?
- No, this ain't trivia.
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Who won the cricket?
What's the capital of Rome?
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That's trivia.
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I told you that shit
in confidence, yeah?
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It was for a podcast, Leon.
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A podcast, was it?
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You breathe one word about me...
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...you'll see what happens.
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Did you get it?
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Who called the cops? I did.
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Big hello to
Sergeant Geraldine Walters.
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-Oh. How you doin'?
- G'day.
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OK, quick score check.
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In the lead, we have
Beauty and the Priest.
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Followed by Bidgeegud Republic.
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Very nice. Very nice.
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-Oh. Oi!
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Oi!
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Dickhead.
No fucking phones.
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That's right, Leon.
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Phone down, Andy,
or you'll be disqualified.
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Amateur. Don't worry. It's off.
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Shoot.
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Alright.
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Here we go.
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What was the name of Hugo's dog?
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That's pretty easy.
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It was Reggie.
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You're good at this.
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True or false?
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Late last year, Charmaine went
to Perth for three months
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to take care of a sick aunt.
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Everyone knows that.
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-True.
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OK.
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Now, what is
the maximum prison sentence
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for insurance fraud
in this state?
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Is it A - one year?
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B - 10 years?
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Or C - 12 years?
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I know this. It's 10 years.
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-You sure?
- Yes, I'm fucking sure.
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- It's 10.
-I think it's 10.
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What common nut
can poison a dog,
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causing it to lose control
of its nervous system and die?
269
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,160
I know. Just...
270
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,243
What is the most
common cause of house fire?
271
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,084
Is it A - faulty wiring?
272
00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:48,166
B - candles?
273
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,368
Or C - cooking?
274
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,391
It's candles. Remember? Yeah.
275
00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:02,157
Final question of the night.
276
00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:06,860
There are motives responsible
for nearly all murders.
277
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,262
- What are they?
- Hmm.
278
00:16:09,362 --> 00:16:11,264
One point
for each correct motive.
279
00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:13,746
What the devil is she up to?
280
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,068
This round will determine
tonight's winner
281
00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:17,389
and we're gonna
mark it together,
282
00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,630
so I need you to swap answers
with another team.
283
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,232
Will you pass it to us?
284
00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:24,334
Andy!
285
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,897
There you go.
286
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,199
No fucking funny business, eh?
287
00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,283
OK, everyone, ready?
288
00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:37,164
-Mm-hm!
-Alright.
289
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,146
Hugo's dog's name was Reggie.
290
00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:43,389
An easy point.
291
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,531
Because it all started
with Reggie.
292
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,252
God rest his soul.
293
00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:49,133
Hugo loved that dog.
294
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,015
- But Charmaine hated him...
- Hmm?
295
00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,377
...because he did his business
on her doorstep every morning.
296
00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:55,939
Hey! Hugo trained him to do it.
297
00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:58,621
So when Reggie turned up dead,
who do you think he suspected?
298
00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:00,722
Huh?
299
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,425
- This is stupid.
-OK.
300
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,426
What common nut can kill a dog?
301
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,868
Answer - the macadamia nut.
302
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,830
It shuts down
the dog's nervous system,
303
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,312
which is the tortured way
that Reggie died.
304
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:16,635
Next answer - what is the most
common cause of house fire?
305
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,817
The answer is C - cooking.
306
00:17:19,817 --> 00:17:21,639
So it's unusual that the fire
307
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:24,001
that destroyed
Charmaine's caravans
308
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,482
was started by hippies
309
00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,003
too stoned to snuff out
their candles.
310
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,525
Unless of course that was a lie?
311
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:36,330
And if it was, how would the
insurance company ever find out?
312
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,052
Who do you think you are?
313
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:40,253
The caravan park
went to rack and ruin.
314
00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,775
The insurance payout
would have been enough
315
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,417
to get you out of debt,
enough to start again.
316
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,699
Hugo knew Charmaine
torched those vans.
317
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,821
So he had a way to undo her.
318
00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,582
He tipped off
the insurance company
319
00:17:51,682 --> 00:17:53,704
to make sure that
she never got paid.
320
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:56,946
The perfect revenge if it was
Charmaine who killed Reggie.
321
00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,709
- I don't have to listen to this.
- Sit down.
322
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,150
It's just a theory, folks.
323
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,671
It's just a theory.
324
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,772
But tonight's
not all about Charmaine.
325
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,155
This is from when Hugo
attended a cocktail party
326
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,556
at Maureen and Trevor's.
327
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,778
I found this photo of him
passed out.
328
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,022
His drink was spiked.
329
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,465
Heart palpitations. Nausea.
330
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,687
Hugo could have died that night.
331
00:18:23,787 --> 00:18:27,210
And when he found out that
the "special ingredient"
332
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,731
came from Leon,
333
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:30,773
he had the ammo he needed.
334
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:35,016
The maximum penalty for
drug dealing is B - 25 years.
335
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,377
Jesus.
336
00:18:36,477 --> 00:18:37,458
But Hugo was murdered
337
00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:39,560
before he had the chance
to tell the cops.
338
00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:47,065
What a fucking
load of horseshit.
339
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,347
I didn't kill Hugo.
340
00:18:49,447 --> 00:18:52,310
And I'm not
a fuckin' drug dealer, OK?
341
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,391
And why would Hugo blame me
342
00:18:54,491 --> 00:18:55,752
for something that happened
343
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:57,794
at one of those seedy parties
that they have?
344
00:18:57,894 --> 00:18:59,595
He's been to hundreds of 'em.
345
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:02,157
Yeah, how about you just
stick to answers, you know...
346
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,919
Um... Like facts.
347
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,841
- Yeah!
-If you have any.
348
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,402
Fuckin' facts.
349
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,843
OK.
350
00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:13,406
Well, if Hugo had been
to those parties before,
351
00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:15,207
he'd have had
Maureen's cocktails.
352
00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:16,849
So why couldn't he
handle it this time?
353
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,251
There was a mix-up.
354
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:22,333
A guest mixed Hugo
too strong a drink
355
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,174
and he had a reaction.
356
00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:27,617
That's all. But he was fine. OK?
357
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:28,698
Who was the guest?
358
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,860
That's private.
359
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,581
Fucking exactly.
360
00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:36,264
It's a pub, Your Honour.
Not a fucking courtroom.
361
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:39,226
-Thank you!
- You're way off about this town.
362
00:19:39,326 --> 00:19:41,268
You'd think we'd turn
on one of our own?
363
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:43,369
Hear, hear.
364
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,372
Well, she was right about me.
365
00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:49,634
I'm not a priest.
366
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,316
I never was.
367
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:54,718
I tried, but I lied to you.
368
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,601
But thanks to this one,
I've faced up to stuff
369
00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,803
that I've been running
away from for years.
370
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:03,405
Ahh! I even met up
with my family.
371
00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:05,447
- How did it go?
- Good.
372
00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,688
Mm. For a day or so.
373
00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:11,652
Then I had a row
with my brother and my mum.
374
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,053
The whole lot of them, actually.
375
00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:14,574
I had to get out of there.
376
00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,255
So I'm back.
377
00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:18,977
Anyway, look, the point is...
378
00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:21,339
Jimmy, no-one cares...
379
00:20:21,439 --> 00:20:24,141
...if you're a real priest
or not.
380
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,143
- Do we?
-No.
381
00:20:26,243 --> 00:20:27,624
No. Absolutely not.
382
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,527
The point is...
you're our priest.
383
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:33,949
Yeah?
384
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:37,312
Just like Cedric is... our...
385
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,313
- What, murderer?
- ..."artist".
386
00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,675
Wait a minute.
387
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,677
Are you saying
I'm not a real artist,
388
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,798
but that's OK because I'm...
389
00:20:45,898 --> 00:20:48,841
No, what he's saying is it
doesn't matter who you are,
390
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:50,642
because you're one of us.
391
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:52,483
Unlike some.
392
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,972
But I'm still your quizmaster.
393
00:21:03,072 --> 00:21:05,093
Now, do you wanna win
a meat tray or not?
394
00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:07,615
- Well, yeah.
- I mean, yeah.
395
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:10,137
- We are in here...
- I would like a meat tray.
396
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,019
-Let's concentrate.
397
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,340
Maureen just said
a guest at that party
398
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,742
poured Hugo a strong drink.
399
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,384
Maybe it was an accident.
400
00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:20,105
Or maybe
it was meant to kill him.
401
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:25,109
The person who poured
that lethal drink was Charmaine.
402
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:27,231
Charmaine wanted Hugo dead
that night
403
00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:29,392
and this photo proves
that she was there.
404
00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:31,074
That's Charmaine's leg
in the photo.
405
00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:33,475
- What?
-Her pearl diver tattoo.
406
00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:35,277
Why would I want Hugo dead?
407
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,559
Because he dobbed you in
to the insurance company
408
00:21:37,659 --> 00:21:39,080
as revenge for killing his dog.
409
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:42,522
But not even Hugo had thought
through the consequences,
410
00:21:42,622 --> 00:21:44,324
considering that
the maximum jail time
411
00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,606
for insurance fraud
is B - 10 years.
412
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,087
Knew it.
413
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:49,568
Charmaine got off lightly
414
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,770
with just a three-month sentence
and a good behaviour bond.
415
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,772
She told everyone that
she was going to look after
416
00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:57,134
her sick aunt, but of
course that was false.
417
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,896
- You and your big mouth, Val.
- Me?
418
00:21:59,996 --> 00:22:02,138
You were the only one
who knew where I really was.
419
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,979
The three most common
motives for murder
420
00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:06,421
are money, jealousy and revenge.
421
00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:09,263
It was revenge on Charmaine's
mind when she left jail.
422
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:10,865
So she went to
Maureen's cocktail party
423
00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:13,026
and tried to poison Hugo.
424
00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:15,628
And when it didn't work,
Charmaine was furious.
425
00:22:15,728 --> 00:22:18,270
So she confronted Hugo
at his UFO site.
426
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,912
You got into an argument
and you grabbed a tyre iron
427
00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,014
and you smacked him
over the head with it.
428
00:22:25,336 --> 00:22:26,837
You hauled his body into the ute
429
00:22:26,937 --> 00:22:29,039
and you drove him out
into the middle of nowhere.
430
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:33,382
You doused his body in petrol
and you set him alight.
431
00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:44,651
That didn't happen.
That never happened.
432
00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:46,252
I didn't kill him.
433
00:22:46,352 --> 00:22:48,774
This is your pearl
I found at the UFO site.
434
00:22:48,874 --> 00:22:50,776
No, it isn't.
435
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:53,138
You wanted revenge
for the money you never got
436
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,539
and the jail time you served.
437
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:55,539
YOU killed him.
438
00:22:55,639 --> 00:22:57,261
- You lying little slag.
- Uh-uh!
439
00:22:57,361 --> 00:23:00,143
- No, come on.
- You killed Hugo?
440
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:01,904
No, she's full of shit.
441
00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:03,305
Shoshy, I...
442
00:23:03,405 --> 00:23:06,708
- Shoshanna, wait!
- Oh, yeah, that's right, Val.
443
00:23:06,808 --> 00:23:09,110
Acting like the mother you're
not, you motor-mouth bitch.
444
00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:12,393
You want to talk motive.
What about Val?
445
00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:15,395
Hugo treated you
like his personal ATM.
446
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,916
Owed you a shit ton of money.
447
00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:20,319
Then when you found out he was
rooting around behind your back,
448
00:23:20,419 --> 00:23:23,641
you finally had enough of
being used, so you killed him.
449
00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:26,884
Get out. I want you out!
450
00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:29,166
Pretending to be
my Shoshy's mum.
451
00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:31,207
Trying to make up for
not taking good enough care
452
00:23:31,307 --> 00:23:33,209
of your own little Bobby John
when he was alive.
453
00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:36,331
Get out! All of you!
Trivia's over!
454
00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:38,573
Oh, hang on.
Who's getting the meat tray?
455
00:23:38,673 --> 00:23:41,015
Hey! You have to come now.
456
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,376
Hurry!
457
00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:44,758
-Wait.
458
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,291
Hugo?
459
00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:07,896
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