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- [clock ticking]
- [birds chirping]
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[alarm clock rings]
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♪ Free your mind ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ I wear tight clothing... ♪
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Take that! Take that!
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♪ It doesn't mean... ♪
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HSN!
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Suck... my... dick!
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You don't win.
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I win.
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♪ Free your mind ♪
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What did Bill and Melinda Gates
do wrong
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besides no prenup?
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They used their profits
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to create a charity.
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We're gonna use a charity
to create profits.
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Joanna's inspiring battle
with cancer
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has really connected
with our audiences.
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Has it?
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[Patricia]
The "Joanna Strong" hashtag
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has brought user engagement
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to the SVN website up 28%.
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"Joanna Strong."
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- Sounds so good.
- [Joanna chuckles]
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#Joanna Strong.
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You are strong,
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- so it makes sense.
- Yeah.
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#Joanna Strong.
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So beautiful. It's so good.
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- "Joanna Strong."
- Yeah.
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[Patricia] Next month,
a special charity weekend
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with...
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Yes?
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Uh, I love this idea.
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I think it's grand.
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Um, I was just wondering,
though, if it might be,
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uh, better to make it
for another charity,
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such as, um, you know,
hurricane awareness
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or the AIDS Quilt
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or people who have,
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you know,
needs that are not being met.
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Do I have "suggestion box"
on my forehead?
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- Mm.
- Great. Everybody excited?
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- Good. Me, too. Thank you.
- Yes.
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Been a, yes, honey. What is it?
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Uh, did somebody eat
my dog's medication?
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It was in a little
yogurt container in the fridge,
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and it looks and smells
exactly like yogurt.
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[Gentle, ambient music]
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[Darcy] Did you watch
Yellowstone last night?
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- It sucked.
- I don't give a fuck
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about Kevin Costner.
I almost fucked him once.
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- Did you?
- Yeah, I did.
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Joanna?
Party at somebody's house,
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and then some white girl
grabbed him.
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I was like,
"Well, have him, bitch."
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- [Darcy] Uh...
- Yes, Mom. Uh, ma'am.
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- Madam. Um, sorry. Mom.
- [Patricia] Joanna,
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we'll be meeting with different
cancer charities this week
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to select one to partner with.
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I'm gonna need you
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at every single one
of those meetings,
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- okay?
- These are the top contenders
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we're gonna choose from.
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Oh. Um... You know,
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I don't really think
I need to be at the meetings.
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They sound very, um, uh...
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important and business.
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Joanna, now is not the time
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to fade into the background.
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I need you front and center.
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This is your story, baby. Yes?
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Yeah.
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And what the fuck is that
on your shirt?
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Oh, it's-it's pugs.
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Get rid.
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Love you.
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Uh, what?
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I think this has gone too far.
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[Marcy] So you're getting
a few perks. Big whoop.
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Mom. I don't want perks.
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Well,
aren't you enjoying your job?
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And, honey, what they're doing
with your hair,
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- it's never looked better.
- Oh, yummy.
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It is so straight.
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And you're having fun, right?
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Yes.
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You're doing
what you've always wanted to do.
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I know. But, Mom,
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real charities
are gonna be involved
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and, like, real sick people.
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I mean, isn't that,
like, bad karma?
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I'm sorry.
You're raising real money
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for people with cancer.
I don't understand.
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How is that bad karma?
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That's good karma, right?
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- [thud]
- [bird squawks]
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Oh, my God. A crow
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just crashed
into the patio doors.
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That is the second time
this week.
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I better let you go, honey.
[kisses]
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- [phone beeps]
- [scoffs]
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[sighs]
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Soft, percussive music
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[♪]
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Mmm.
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[groans]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, my God.
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Is Joanna, like,
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Jesus Christ of Latters Day
Saints or something?
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Like, what?
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She gets
her own little special now?
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What?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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- Are you mad at me?
- I don't know, Beth Ann.
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I guess
I'm not completely thrilled
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with the fact
that you fucking ditched my ass
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in Donde Esta last night.
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I'm really, really so sorry.
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- I wasn't thinking.
- [sighs]
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It's just, like, tense right now
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because Austin and I, like,
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aren't having sex right now
and haven't.
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At all? For how long?
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Like, ten months.
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Since Disney.
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And we just had to
'cause it's Disney.
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It's Disney. You have to.
You stayed at the Swan.
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I'm not mad at you. It's fine.
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- Do you hate me?
- No.
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- Do you hate me, stupid?
- [chuckles] Don't pull on that.
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- That's not a real pocket.
- You know
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- I don't really do functional.
- [groans]
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How fucking dumb
is this cancer thing?
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- She's so thirsty.
- [exhales]
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Yeah, it's a lot.
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Oh, my God. And, like,
does she even have cancer?
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Okay. No.
You're doing that thing.
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- What thing?
- Where you spiral
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and start to believe conspiracy
theories. Don't go there.
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- Seriously? That was one link.
- Mm-hmm.
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To... The link to the thing
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- about Q?
- It's all a little convenient
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that she just says
she has cancer,
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and then, all of a sudden,
everything's just, like,
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going amazingly for her
everywhere she goes.
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Except for the fact
that she has cancer.
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Yeah, but do she, though?
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She's not smart enough
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to fake anything like that.
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What?!
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- Why is my head so small?
- [sighs]
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The person with the most cancer
gets the biggest head, babe.
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But once you see
what we've got coming up...
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- [knock on door]
- Come in!
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...you're gonna be sorry.
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- I got to jet, baby.
- [hangs up phone]
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- Come on in.
- Okay.
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How are you doing?
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- I'm fine. How are you?
- I'm okay.
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[breathes deeply]
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I'm just gonna state
the obvious.
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There is a little bit of tension
between us.
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- [Patricia] Mm-hmm.
- [Jackie] Mm-hmm.
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But, I mean, you know,
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how can two people who've known
each other for three decades
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not have their moments, right?
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But anyway, in terms of my show,
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I just wanted to make sure
that we're both...
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you know, that we both have
the same goals.
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What's our goal now?
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[sighs]
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I want control
over Beautiful You, Pat.
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Okay, Janet Jackson.
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Define "control."
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I want to pick my own products.
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I want to decide my look
and what I say on air.
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And I want it to be fully
and completely mine.
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- All mine, Pat.
- Okay, right now,
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I am underwater with meetings,
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so we can have this conversation
when the time is right, okay?
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- Good.
- Okay.
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Fine. [exhales] All right.
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And I want it in my contract.
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No.
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- No? What do you mean, "no"?
- No.
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Oh, so there's no conversation?
It's just a flat-out no?
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It's just "no."
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Jackie. Come. Come sit down.
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Sit down.
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All right, fine. What?
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What?
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You think I pick your products
out of thin air, Jackie?
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You've never understood
the amount of stone
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I'm grinding behind the scenes
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to keep all your loyal fans
coming back.
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They're buying things
from me, Pat.
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They're not buying things
from you.
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There's no you without me.
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I built you, Jackie.
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And you may not realize it,
and I know
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you'll never thank me for it,
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but I'm protecting you.
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From who?
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Quiet, gentle music
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From you.
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[♪]
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Well, thank you for the meeting.
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My door's always open, Jackie.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Upbeat, percussive music
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[Terry]
These proceed percentages
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are far below
what we're used to.
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You won't find this level
of visibility at Nordstrom.
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Now, we already have a face
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and a story that our audiences
are really connecting to.
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Right, Joanna?
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Yes. That is very true.
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Um, the connection is deep,
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and it's trust. Very much so.
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[Annie] Your childhood leukemia
came back
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after two decades?
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Huh, that's so rare.
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I mean, the longest I've ever...
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And off of that,
I just had to ask,
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um, where did you get
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this gorgeous big shell,
Patricia?
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Put it down. Put it down.
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The kids we work with
just love you.
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They think you look like the mom
from The Incredibles.
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Thank you.
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That's so nice.
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We'll keep you in mind.
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Gentle, contemplative music
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[♪]
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[Darcy]
You want me to toss that?
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That's okay.
I'll throw it away later.
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Okay.
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- [Jordan] Joanna.
- [screams] Fuck!
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Oh! Shit. Jesus. Sorry.
[chuckles]
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Um, are-are... are you leaving?
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Um, yeah.
245
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- Oh.
- I'm gonna leave. Uh...
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I was just, um...
247
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I forgot about this thing
I have to go to
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for about a month.
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I have to leave town.
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And, um, I guess that means
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I-I'll have to miss
the charity weekend,
252
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and that is the bummer
253
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- of all bumm... ers. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
254
00:09:43,897 --> 00:09:46,023
Like, you're going away
for a month. That's crazy.
255
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It's wild, wild stuff.
256
00:09:48,151 --> 00:09:49,443
- What-what for?
- Um,
257
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I just have this thing,
and it's so completely far away,
258
00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:54,615
so...
259
00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:55,992
You know, that's a shame,
'cause, you see,
260
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I was gonna come and find you
and tell you
261
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that the charity
that you're gonna meet with
262
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is one of my favorites.
263
00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:02,874
- Oh.
- They're great.
264
00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,292
Wh-Which charity?
265
00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:05,960
Uh, it's
the American Cure Foundation.
266
00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,462
They really helped
my-my Auntie Terry
267
00:10:08,546 --> 00:10:09,964
when she had cancer, and so I...
268
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:12,758
I do their bike-a-thons
every year. [Chuckles]
269
00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:14,385
Oh, my gosh. That's so nice.
270
00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,013
I also, uh, I wanted
to tell you that that thing,
271
00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:21,392
um, that Patricia said about you
in-in the meeting earlier today?
272
00:10:21,476 --> 00:10:24,437
- Oh.
- It's really true, you know?
273
00:10:24,521 --> 00:10:26,273
Um...
274
00:10:26,773 --> 00:10:29,066
You're just... You're
changing things around here,
275
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,318
which is good, you know?
276
00:10:30,402 --> 00:10:33,237
'Cause this place could use
a little bit of...
277
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of you.
278
00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:38,326
What? That's so freaking untrue.
279
00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,703
Know what? I was going to, um...
280
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Ah, shit. It's moot, 'cause...
[sighs] Doesn't matter.
281
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- Forget it.
- No, what?
282
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No, I was gonna...
It doesn't matter,
283
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,378
'cause you're gonna be gone
for a month
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- at a very far, far place.
- But may-maybe not
285
00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:53,507
- while it... What if not?
- Um...
286
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I was, uh...
287
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I was gonna ask
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if maybe you, um, and I
289
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would...
290
00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:03,434
[exhales]
If you'd go on a date with me.
291
00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:05,979
[chuckling softly]
292
00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:10,274
Okay, let me think
about this one.
293
00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:13,069
- You're a hunk. You're nice.
- [chuckles]
294
00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,946
You're smart. You're cool.
295
00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,781
Yeah, I guess I'll see you
at the date.
296
00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:18,658
[chuckles]
Okay, cool.
297
00:11:18,742 --> 00:11:22,745
Um, well, Jordan,
can I tell you something?
298
00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:24,580
- Yes.
- Um,
299
00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:25,873
remember when I told you
300
00:11:25,957 --> 00:11:29,460
that I was gonna be going
out of-of town for a month?
301
00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:30,795
- Yeah.
- Uh,
302
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,756
I'm not gonna really be
out of town for a month.
303
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,508
I was just being a goof.
304
00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:36,509
[chuckles]
305
00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:38,678
Soft, lighthearted music
306
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American Cure Foundation
is focused
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on under served communities.
308
00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:44,433
Well, you'd be very lucky
to partner with us.
309
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,770
Our viewers are in love
with Joanna Gold,
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and we have the data
to back it up.
311
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:53,526
Uh, well, you know,
we have a few, uh, big names
312
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affiliated with our charity,
as well.
313
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,070
Let's see, a few...
314
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Couple
Minor League Baseball players
315
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,491
and, of course,
uh, Ryan Phillippe.
316
00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:01,826
- Um...
- Uh...
317
00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,119
- Uh...
- [Darcy chuckles softly]
318
00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,413
Ryan Phillippe
from Cruel Intentions?
319
00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:06,789
Um, yes. Want.
320
00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:09,125
Oh, my God. When I was a kid,
I had a poster of him
321
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,377
on my bedroom ceiling
that I would...
322
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:12,586
look at.
323
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:15,047
Um, anyways, thinking through
the logistics of it,
324
00:12:15,131 --> 00:12:18,592
what are the chances
that Ryan would participate?
325
00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,344
Is it, like, a sure thing?
326
00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:21,887
Or is it just, like,
very likely?
327
00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:24,807
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Brass tacks.
328
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,727
We're offering five percent
of the proceeds.
329
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:29,061
[Carl]
Oh, well,
330
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:32,064
20% is the number
that our board agreed upon.
331
00:12:32,148 --> 00:12:33,941
Thank you for your time.
332
00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:36,569
We are meeting
with several organizations
333
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:38,654
- making solid offers.
- [Carl] Oh,
334
00:12:38,738 --> 00:12:41,657
well, um, we brought one of our
mobile mammovans here today.
335
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,743
I'd love to show you some of the
amazing work you'd be helping
336
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,619
- to fund.
- [sighs] We should go.
337
00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:48,414
They're, like,
obsessed with the van.
338
00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,166
[Patricia]
Mm.
339
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,712
- I can't take this anymore
-[vocalizing]
340
00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:58,591
[cashier] Welcome to McDonald's.
May I take your order?
341
00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,926
Ooh, yes.
342
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,887
[smacks lips]
I think I will have
343
00:13:02,971 --> 00:13:05,097
the mini M&M McFlurry, please.
344
00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:08,684
But just the mini M&M's
in a cup. No ice cream.
345
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:11,687
So you just want the M&M's?
346
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,064
The minis, yes.
347
00:13:13,148 --> 00:13:14,732
- No ice cream.
- I'm sorry.
348
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,275
I don't think
we can do that, ma'am,
349
00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:18,736
'cause they go into
the McFlurry machine together.
350
00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:22,239
Right, but before that,
they were separate, right?
351
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,033
I'm not sure.
352
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:28,704
Okay, so, can you just go
into the big industrial bag
353
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,374
of mini M&M's and get me a cup?
354
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:32,583
[smacks lips]
Can you do that?
355
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,669
I just don't have a way
to ring that up.
356
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:36,962
It's okay.
357
00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:40,633
I will pay the full
McFlurry price. How about that?
358
00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,718
The problem is
that now that I know
359
00:13:42,802 --> 00:13:44,220
you don't actually want
a McFlurry,
360
00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:47,556
if I give you that,
it would mess up our inventory.
361
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,558
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
362
00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:52,686
I just want my mini M&M's, okay?
Is that so hard?
363
00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:55,272
I decide what I want.
You don't decide.
364
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,900
I'm not a fucking baby, okay?
Just give me
365
00:13:57,984 --> 00:14:00,152
- my fucking mini M&M's!
- [horn honks]
366
00:14:00,236 --> 00:14:01,654
Fuck you!
367
00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:03,698
Listen.
368
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,534
Listen to me.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
369
00:14:06,618 --> 00:14:10,955
I just want a cup
of fucking mini M&M's.
370
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,875
Is that so fucking hard?!
371
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:15,918
Goddamn it.
372
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:18,712
Why is everything
so fucking hard?
373
00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,756
- Fuck.
- [horns honking]
374
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,301
[grunting]
375
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,886
[Carl]
Each of these mammovans
376
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,888
gives over 5,000 mammograms
a year.
377
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,598
Anyone's welcome.
Our tech is here, so...
378
00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:30,850
Let's talk numbers.
379
00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:33,060
We'll give you 20%
the first hour.
380
00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:35,271
But if we hit a million
in that hour,
381
00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:37,440
everything reverts back
to two percent.
382
00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:40,025
Well, what if you don't hit
that million in the first hour?
383
00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:41,527
[Patricia]
We'll hold you at 20%
384
00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:43,488
the whole weekend.
385
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:46,615
- Deal.
- Darcy, connect them with legal.
386
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:48,909
- Dershowitz?
- [Patricia] No, not my personal.
387
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,035
The business attorney.
388
00:14:50,119 --> 00:14:51,579
- Holy shit.
- [Darcy chuckles softly]
389
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:52,955
We're gonna meet Ryan Phillippe.
390
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,499
Oh, my God. You little weirdo.
You made this happen.
391
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,084
- I didn't do anything.
- Okay.
392
00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:59,587
- Anyone else sign up yet?
- [Carl] Patricia,
393
00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:02,715
this is J.P.,
one of our awesome techs.
394
00:15:03,508 --> 00:15:05,718
Well, hello, J.P.
395
00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:08,679
Come on.
Let's go check out my tits.
396
00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:10,514
- [J.P. panting]
- God!
397
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,183
[both moaning]
398
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,851
Quiet classical music
399
00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:15,936
[moaning continues]
400
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,271
Oh, my God.
401
00:15:17,355 --> 00:15:20,483
All right, we'll do
a cocktail party at the house
402
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:21,901
to announce the partnership.
403
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:24,612
Board members,
I want a big sign.
404
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,823
"SVN gives back"
or whatever the fuck.
405
00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,576
- How about next Friday?
- No. Thursday.
406
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,744
Fridays are desperate.
407
00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:34,413
I want people to get a...
get a babysitter.
408
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:36,291
- [Darcy] Mm.
- And, Joanna.
409
00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:38,834
Please, don't dress like that.
410
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:39,835
Oh. Like what?
411
00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:41,754
Like a little twee hayseed.
412
00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:43,005
[Darcy] Basically,
we don't want you
413
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,548
to wear anything with, like,
414
00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:45,966
French writing on it
415
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,176
or, like, an avocado with a face
416
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,678
or a hedgehog
with, like, a top hat
417
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:50,846
or, like, that.
418
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:54,016
Oh. Um, I think
I have just the thing.
419
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,185
I have
this super sophisticated dress.
420
00:15:56,269 --> 00:15:59,355
It has little cute cherries
all over it.
421
00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:00,481
I'll go shopping.
422
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:02,191
Um, also, I was just wondering,
423
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,776
what will the seating be like?
424
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,945
Will it be assigned,
or will it be more of, like,
425
00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:09,782
you know, a big head table
with me and our celebrity guest
426
00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,867
kind of sitting at the center,
greeting people?
427
00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:14,620
- We are fucking done here.
- [Darcy] Mm-hmm.
428
00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:15,496
Okay.
429
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,789
See you at the wedding.
430
00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,082
I mean the party. Bye.
431
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,000
- Catering. Rapini's?
- Yes.
432
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:22,086
- Extra arancini?
- Yes.
433
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,088
And call Ad Weekly.
434
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,381
Make sure
they send photographers.
435
00:16:25,465 --> 00:16:27,049
[Darcy] Absolutely.
Blow the whole thing out.
436
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:28,133
- One question.
- Mm.
437
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:29,343
Dress code for the men.
438
00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:31,595
Are we thinking super upscale,
black tie?
439
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,222
Like, what should I wear?
440
00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:35,641
Oh, honey. You're not coming.
441
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,101
Really?
442
00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:39,728
'Cause, like,
I've been running point
443
00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:41,230
on this whole thing,
so I just figured...
444
00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:44,733
So you've been doing your job.
Mm-hmm.
445
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,319
I would really like
if every little thing
446
00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:51,031
didn't have to be a little drama
this week. Yes?
447
00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,659
We're not gonna
do feelings today.
448
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,911
I've dealt with enough feelings.
449
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,788
Okay. Totally.
450
00:16:57,872 --> 00:17:00,667
Now fix your face.
451
00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:05,588
Soft, gentle music
452
00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:07,298
[♪]
453
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:10,259
The bamboo peach in this tunic
is really something,
454
00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,969
- and it's so soft.
- Oh. Mm-hmm.
455
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,929
I love the sexy crisscross.
456
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:16,140
Now tell me
about this detail here,
457
00:17:16,224 --> 00:17:18,726
- 'cause it's so cute.
- Oh. Well, Jackie,
458
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,437
that's what we
at Impeccable She Casuals
459
00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:24,023
are calling
our signature peekaboo shoulder.
460
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:27,318
It shows just the perfect part
of a woman's arm,
461
00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:29,278
the bony shoulder.
[chuckles]
462
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,947
You know how we ladies love
to hide our arms.
463
00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:33,824
- [chuckles]
- Hmm. Do we?
464
00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:35,951
- Well, I think we do.
- I don't.
465
00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:37,745
I don't really feel the need
to hide my arms.
466
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:39,413
- [chuckles]
- Or anything, really.
467
00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,040
I mean,
you only live once, right?
468
00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:42,791
So why not let it all hang out
and just be who you are?
469
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,376
I mean,
what's the point in pretending?
470
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,170
- There's no reason to do that.
- Well, there-there...
471
00:17:46,254 --> 00:17:48,005
- I... Doesn't make sense to me.
- There's a certain mystique
472
00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:49,423
to-to covering certain parts
of a woman's body.
473
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,008
- And, you know, you don't...
- Hmm. But it's just
474
00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:52,843
that if you're gonna buy
the tunic,
475
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:54,178
it's your tunic.
It belongs to you.
476
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:56,096
- [woman] Jackie, you okay?
- So maybe you want
477
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,389
to customize it
to have no sleeves at all
478
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,016
because you happen to love
your arms,
479
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,809
you know what I mean?
Like, they're your arms.
480
00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:02,645
Nobody controls them but you.
481
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:03,812
It's your tunic.
482
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,481
You're wearing it.
They're your rules.
483
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,149
You could do
whatever the fuck you want.
484
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,484
- Just, like, customize it.
- The thing is...
485
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:09,943
[gasps]
No, don't. What are you doing?
486
00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:10,986
Take off the sleeves.
It's yours.
487
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:11,945
[chuckles]
488
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,197
What the hell is she doing?
489
00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:15,074
- Turn that fucking mic on.
- [Lori] Um,
490
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:17,910
- then where's the peekaboo?
- Who cares about the peekaboo?
491
00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:19,370
I don't.
492
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:22,081
You better stop fucking around
on my network
493
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,875
before you want to have
a contract to sign.
494
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,919
Quiet, contemplative music
495
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,379
[sighs]
496
00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:30,464
[♪]
497
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:34,927
You know what, let's move on
to the stirrup Capri.
498
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:37,012
Can we bring those in?
499
00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,557
[♪]
500
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,545
- [indistinct chatter]
- [jazz music playing]
501
00:19:09,629 --> 00:19:11,964
[♪]
502
00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:16,802
[Patricia]
Thank you all for your support.
503
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:18,387
I know
504
00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:20,931
that negotiations were tough,
505
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:23,643
but this partnership
is gonna be fabulous.
506
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,895
We're looking forward to it.
507
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:30,315
[chuckles] You almost never see
a tie clip anymore.
508
00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:33,152
- [woman] Yes.
- [Patricia laughs]
509
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:34,737
[Patricia]
You know I'm a nightmare,
510
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:37,824
- but it'll be worth it.
- [all chuckling]
511
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:41,577
- Oh.
- [Joanna chuckles]
512
00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,829
Yes. Oh, excuse me.
513
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,956
Um, I'm sorry to interrupt.
514
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,417
I just... [chuckles]
I wanted to say hello.
515
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:52,963
And I wanted to say, Patricia,
what a beautiful event.
516
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:55,382
I can't believe
you have a valet. It's like,
517
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:58,051
what is this,
the Hard Rock Cafe? Ugh.
518
00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:00,262
- [woman] What?
- [laughs]
519
00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,681
The Hard Rock Cafe? Ugh.
520
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:05,517
- [scoffs] Okay. Uh, Joanna?
- [Joanna chuckles]
521
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:06,977
- Huh?
- [Patricia] Excuse us, please.
522
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,741
- [Joanna] Okay.
- Come here, baby.
523
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,650
Little chitchat.
524
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,319
Joanna, listen to me
525
00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:17,029
- very carefully.
- Listening up.
526
00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:20,240
I need you to act right.
527
00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:22,785
Show these dusty old fucks
528
00:20:22,869 --> 00:20:25,204
they partnered
with the right people.
529
00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:26,705
Right.
530
00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:30,834
You are going to show up for me.
531
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:34,380
- Yeah? We're clear?
- Yeah.
532
00:20:34,881 --> 00:20:37,717
- [chuckles]
- [Joanna exhales]
533
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,389
[indistinct chatter]
534
00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,767
My wife is a huge fan of yours.
535
00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,977
- Oh! How nice.
- Yeah. By the way,
536
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,312
um, do you ski?
537
00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:53,065
Oh, no. I get cold very easily.
538
00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:56,026
[chuckles]
No, no, no. Do you ski?
539
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:58,237
[glass clinks]
540
00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:01,114
And with
this incredible partnership,
541
00:21:01,198 --> 00:21:04,993
we're marketing to an audience
in a whole new way
542
00:21:05,077 --> 00:21:07,704
by telling them not what to buy
543
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,289
but who to buy for.
544
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:11,333
Yes? A toast.
545
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,628
- To health.
- And healthy business.
546
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:15,546
[all laugh]
547
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:18,215
- [man] Hear! Hear! Cheers.
- Thank you, baby.
548
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:22,010
Hey. Y'all know...
549
00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:25,055
I got my start playing piano
550
00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:26,974
in the lobby of Neiman's.
551
00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:28,141
[chuckles]
552
00:21:28,225 --> 00:21:31,604
- [playing piano]
- I'm still kind of good at it.
553
00:21:32,537 --> 00:21:34,164
Here we go.
554
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:38,691
♪ So, everybody,
have a good time ♪
555
00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:40,486
♪ Yeah ♪
556
00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:43,056
♪ 'Cause we sign ♪
557
00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:46,034
- ♪ On the dotted line ♪
- ♪ Dotted line ♪
558
00:21:46,118 --> 00:21:48,120
- Hey! Yeah?
- [stops playing piano]
559
00:21:48,204 --> 00:21:49,997
Oh.
560
00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:51,665
Okay, I got to take this.
561
00:21:51,749 --> 00:21:54,042
- [applause]
- Keep singing. Keep singing.
562
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,460
Sing a song for them, Bob.
563
00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:57,462
- [vocalizes quietly]
- [Carl] So?
564
00:21:57,546 --> 00:21:58,797
- Oh.
- How do you like
565
00:21:58,881 --> 00:21:59,742
living in Pennsylvania?
566
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:01,090
There's a bit of culture shock.
567
00:22:01,175 --> 00:22:03,010
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, coming from Ohio,
568
00:22:03,094 --> 00:22:05,387
so... But there's
so many charming cities.
569
00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:07,347
- I mean, Philly.
- [Carl chuckles]
570
00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:09,182
- You know? Uh...
- Yeah.
571
00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,809
- Pittsburgh.
- Yes.
572
00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:11,977
Um...
573
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:13,896
- Oh, and Hershey. Hershey.
- Yeah.
574
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:15,939
I am literally a chocoholic.
575
00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:17,190
- [Joanna] Oh.
- Like, for real.
576
00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:18,901
- Like, diagnosed.
- [Joanna] Yeah. Oh, okay.
577
00:22:18,985 --> 00:22:20,277
Can you just hold that thought?
578
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:21,987
- I'm just gonna... Okay.
- Yes. Yes.
579
00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:24,490
[exhales]
580
00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:36,460
Is everything okay?
581
00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:39,505
The evening is over.
582
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,494
Tell everyone to go home. Now.
583
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:48,096
Okay, but the little desserts
haven't even gone out yet.
584
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,432
- I...
- Just do it, Joanna.
585
00:22:50,516 --> 00:22:53,060
[piano continues playing]
586
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:15,958
- [light clinking]
- Excuse me.
587
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:17,751
Pardon me. I have an announ...
588
00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:21,713
I have a li...
I have an announcement to make.
589
00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:23,215
Um...
590
00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:27,673
We just want to thank you
for such a wonderful evening
591
00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:30,847
and to say
that now is the time to leave.
592
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:34,563
So, um, feel-feel free
to take your little...
593
00:23:34,648 --> 00:23:36,156
your little bites with you.
594
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,180
Um, you know, the gazpacho
probably won't travel very well,
595
00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:42,183
but, um,
the little balls of rice,
596
00:23:42,276 --> 00:23:44,945
you can just wrap them
in a couple napkins,
597
00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:46,719
and that goes fine in the purse.
598
00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:48,263
Um, the doors,
599
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,513
uh, they're right there.
[chuckles]
600
00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:52,551
- So fun to have you.
- Bye.
601
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,658
Sometimes parties end early.
It's...
602
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:56,915
You know,
"Leave 'em wanting more."
603
00:23:56,999 --> 00:23:58,417
Okay, bye.
604
00:23:58,501 --> 00:24:00,734
And if anyone's still left here,
605
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,070
you know,
606
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:05,091
get the fuck out or...
607
00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:09,218
[dance music playing]
608
00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,931
[♪]
609
00:24:18,187 --> 00:24:19,814
[lighter clicks]
610
00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:32,576
Fuck.
611
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,954
[groans]
612
00:24:41,869 --> 00:24:43,913
[sighs]
613
00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,665
Fuck, no.
614
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,197
- Hi. Rapini's?
- [woman] Yes.
615
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,633
- Yes, hi. Um...
- How can I help you?
616
00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:53,298
I would like to make an order
617
00:24:53,383 --> 00:24:56,166
over to Patricia's office
at SVN.
618
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,134
Yes. Um,
we're gonna do fillet mi...
619
00:24:59,219 --> 00:25:01,388
two filet mignons, ten arancini,
620
00:25:01,472 --> 00:25:03,139
uh, and a cannoli.
621
00:25:03,223 --> 00:25:05,141
Yes, I have the credit card
right here.
622
00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:06,601
- It's, um...
- And what is the name
623
00:25:06,685 --> 00:25:09,438
- on the card?
- Patricia Cochran.
624
00:25:13,331 --> 00:25:14,999
Patricia?
625
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,410
Patricia?
626
00:25:18,072 --> 00:25:22,409
I'm gonna leave,
so thank you for...
627
00:25:23,243 --> 00:25:24,954
[glass breaks]
628
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:27,790
Patricia?
629
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,625
Patricia?
630
00:25:30,709 --> 00:25:32,919
Intriguing, ambient music
631
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:34,254
[♪]
632
00:25:34,338 --> 00:25:36,256
- Patricia?
- [TV playing indistinctly]
633
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,009
The fuck
are you still doing here?
634
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,344
Oh.
635
00:25:41,428 --> 00:25:45,140
Um, I just wanted to,
uh, make...
636
00:25:45,224 --> 00:25:47,350
Is everything okay?
637
00:25:47,434 --> 00:25:51,647
No, everything is not okay.
638
00:25:53,232 --> 00:25:56,151
I have fucking cancer.
639
00:25:58,028 --> 00:25:59,321
What?
640
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:02,517
They found something
in my mammogram.
641
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:05,118
Okay, well, um...
642
00:26:05,602 --> 00:26:08,766
Well, um,
that's not necessarily...
643
00:26:08,851 --> 00:26:10,436
I had a biopsy.
644
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:14,169
Well, you just have to wait
for the results to co...
645
00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:16,421
I did that.
646
00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:19,008
I did all that.
647
00:26:21,095 --> 00:26:23,473
It's cancer.
648
00:26:28,142 --> 00:26:30,644
Fuck it.
Give me my Rolos, will you?
649
00:26:30,728 --> 00:26:32,234
- Okay. What?
- [lighter clicks]
650
00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:33,737
My Rolos.
651
00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:36,708
Oh. Okay.
652
00:26:41,113 --> 00:26:42,865
Um...
653
00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:47,225
I know this is scary.
654
00:26:47,661 --> 00:26:51,373
It-It's scary for everyone.
655
00:26:51,457 --> 00:26:53,375
But...
656
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:57,588
you're not alone, okay?
657
00:27:02,238 --> 00:27:04,282
Can I hug you?
658
00:27:05,432 --> 00:27:07,559
What do you think?
659
00:27:09,474 --> 00:27:11,725
[whispers]
Okay.
660
00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:13,604
Um...
661
00:27:15,997 --> 00:27:17,707
Should I go? I...
662
00:27:22,646 --> 00:27:25,065
[Patricia sighs]
663
00:27:26,449 --> 00:27:28,909
Say Yes to the Dress is on.
664
00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:30,586
Oh.
665
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:32,748
Uh-huh.
666
00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:39,755
[Joanna exhales]
667
00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:44,310
You tell anybody I have cancer,
668
00:27:44,441 --> 00:27:47,059
and I will fucking kill you.
669
00:27:47,971 --> 00:27:49,559
Okay.
670
00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:53,560
[voice breaking]
You understand me?
671
00:27:53,644 --> 00:27:55,771
[Joanna]
Mm-hmm.
672
00:28:02,712 --> 00:28:05,089
"Nobody Knows"
by Pastor T.L. Barrett plays...
673
00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:14,706
[Patricia sighs]
674
00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:19,669
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Mmm ♪
675
00:28:19,753 --> 00:28:24,591
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
676
00:28:25,427 --> 00:28:29,888
♪ - Nobody knows ♪
♪ - Mmm ♪
677
00:28:30,349 --> 00:28:34,350
♪ All the sorrow ♪
678
00:28:34,692 --> 00:28:39,064
♪ Glory, glory ♪
679
00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:40,565
♪ Mmm ♪
680
00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:44,778
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
681
00:28:44,862 --> 00:28:47,280
♪ - Glory ♪
♪ - Mmm ♪
682
00:28:47,364 --> 00:28:50,617
♪ - Glory ♪
♪ - Let me hear you ♪
683
00:28:50,701 --> 00:28:54,370
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
684
00:28:54,454 --> 00:28:56,247
♪ Nobody knows ♪
685
00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:59,084
♪ Nobody knows... ♪
686
00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:01,169
♪ Mmm, no, no, no ♪
687
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:04,422
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
688
00:29:04,506 --> 00:29:09,677
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
689
00:29:09,761 --> 00:29:11,554
♪ Mmm, no, no ♪
690
00:29:11,638 --> 00:29:14,224
♪ All the sor... ♪
691
00:29:15,596 --> 00:29:17,003
[man]
No traipsing.
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