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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:25,570 Translations & English Subtitles By: "AARONSKI THE BEE" 1 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,570 Not here. It's Taken. 2 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:24,570 Excuse Me, Excuse me... 3 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:37,570 ZERO MOTIVATION 4 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:57,570 Soldiers, the bus is broken down. Please leave the bus. Another bus is coming. 5 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:03,570 Soldiers, please, everyone off the bus. 6 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:9,570 Everyone off, please. 7 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:13,570 Take us home! 8 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:42,570 Episode 1: The Replacement 9 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:00,570 Kill me now. 10 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:03,570 Come on, let's go. We're late. 11 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:06,570 I can't take another step. Go on without me. 12 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:11,570 I missed two buses because of you. If I'm late Rama's gonna' kill me. 13 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:16,570 Why doesn't anyone answer my letters? 14 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:20,570 You want me to carry your backpack? It won't help. 15 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,570 My soul is what's heavy. 16 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,570 I just can't go into that base and start another lame week. 17 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:28,570 Stop it, Dafta. It'll go by fast. 18 00:03:28,570 --> 00:03:33,570 We'll do some shenanigans. It'll be fun. We'll set a new Mine-Sweeper record. 19 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:38,570 Excuse me? 20 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,570 This is Shizafon base, right? 21 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,570 Shivzaon. Yeah, this is it. 22 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,570 Oh good, I thought I was in the wrong place. I'm new here. 23 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:47,570 Poor thing. I feel your sorrow. 24 00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:50,570 Excuse her, she doesn't like Sundays. 25 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:53,570 Wait. What's your name? 26 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:55,570 Tehila. What's your position? 27 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,570 Receptionist. Where? 28 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,570 In an office. What office? 29 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:02,570 What is this, an interrogation? I'm going in. 30 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:04,570 You don't get it? She's my replacement. 31 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,570 That's Good. 32 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:09,570 What time is it? I have to serve coffee to the dickheads. 33 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:13,570 "Just so you know...there are a lot of fags on this base..." 34 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:15,570 The private says: "Oh, really?" The Sergeant says: 35 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:18,570 "Yeah. You want me to point them out?" 36 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:21,570 So the Private answers: "Yeah". The Sergeant says: 37 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:26,570 "No problem, but first I want a kiss." 38 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,570 So I guess we're not getting coffee this morning? 39 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,570 You'll get it. My soldiers are working on it right now. 40 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:35,570 Good, because if you want to command a hundred soldiers 41 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:37,570 you'd better learn how to command 5 of them. Absolutely. Ok. 42 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:41,570 We're having the multi-branch drill this week so...Ber, go ahead. 43 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:45,570 Ok, we'll be training in area Oscar-4 Tarantula Sector. 44 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:48,570 Blanks only. Section 280 is closed for the drill. 45 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:52,570 What makes you think she's your replacement? What do you mean? It's obvious. 46 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:57,570 My letters finally reached someone who read them and wants to help. 47 00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:00,570 Wait, where did you come from? 48 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:01,570 Boot camp. 49 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,570 Where were you sent? 50 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,570 Here. 51 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,570 You see? 52 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:12,570 This is the Personnel Office. Your new home. 53 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:15,570 This is your desk and you can put your backpack here. 54 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:19,570 Oh, there you are, disobedient soldier. Don't even ask what happened. 55 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,570 All of the Officers are waiting. 56 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,570 They're thirsty and dying to eat. 57 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,570 I'm not even going to ask. Thank you. 58 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:26,570 The bus broke down, I swear 59 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:30,570 I don't care if aliens were blocking all the roads in Southern Israel. 60 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,570 You need to be here at 9:30 sharp. 61 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,570 It's my fault. She missed two buses in Be'er Sheba waiting for me. 62 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:39,570 You don't have to come to the base together all the time. You're like glue. We're not in kindergarten. Who's she? 63 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,570 This is Tehila...Okay, it doesn't matter now. 64 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:44,570 You have two minutes to serve breakfast. Clean this up after. 65 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:46,570 What? Exactly. 66 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:50,570 Get rid of that stain right away. 67 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,570 You don't have to salute. Boot camp is over. 68 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,570 That bitch! Why is she yelling at me? 69 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:58,570 I'm supposed to clean her uniform? What am I, her slave? 70 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,570 Don't worry about it, Ignore her. We'll make her coffee and she'll calm down. 71 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,570 Coffee? That bitch, she can go fuck herself. 72 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:06,570 Along with all the officers up her ass. 73 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:10,570 Rama, our Lieutenant, she's a little uptight. 74 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,570 She's retarded. 75 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,570 Come. 76 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:23,570 "Soon, you'll talk to me again..." 77 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:27,570 "And my body will feel your warmth" 78 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:32,570 "And your breathing... " 79 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:38,570 This is the seating order of the officers so you'll know what coffee to serve to which officer. 80 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:41,570 Get it? It's really simple. 81 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,570 Hey, Nati. Anat. 82 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,570 What, you don't remember me? 83 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:49,570 You probably didn't recognize me without the tears, huh? 84 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:54,570 Dafi, from personnel. Oh, right, without the hoodie. 85 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:57,570 Look, they sent me a replacement and I'm moving to Kiryat. 86 00:06:57,570 --> 00:07:00,570 Oh really? Yeah. That's great. 87 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,570 Good luck. Thanks. 88 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:50,570 "Wounds and kisses..." 89 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,570 "All the lies and all the silence" 90 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:56,570 "Come back like gamblers with their deck of cards..." 91 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:59,570 "and shiny shoes". 92 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:07,570 "balancing integrity in a cardboard box, everyday phenomenon." 93 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,570 "I leave, I leave that day," 94 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:18,570 "La, la, la, la, la, la, la...Ooowooo...wooowooo" 95 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:21,570 Shut up! 96 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,570 "She said, 'thank you, I'm hopeless' 97 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,570 "and not afraid to be bad..." Shut up! Shut up! 98 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:29,570 "So, I stayed there..." 99 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:31,570 Personnel Department. 100 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,570 Yes. Just a sec. Is this Meirav? 101 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:35,570 Hi, Tsrifin. 102 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:38,570 Okay, there are a lot of forms here. 103 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,570 Vacation forms, transfer forms... Ok, bye. 104 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:43,570 No, no, no, those are personal files. What are you looking for? 105 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:45,570 Ah, okay. Anyway... 106 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:49,570 this is all the personnel stuff. 107 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,570 Girls, this is my replacement, Tehila. 108 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:53,570 Replacement? What replacement? 109 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:56,570 I'm Moving to the City. No kidding? 110 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,570 How did that happen? 111 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,570 Jealous, huh? 112 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,570 Anyway, Tehila, these are your colleagues. 113 00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:04,570 This is Liyat. She's Rama's secretary, and this is Livanat. 114 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,570 I'm the Human Resources Officer. Not a receptionist. 115 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:09,570 Wow! You really have no idea what we do here. 116 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,570 Well, it's not like we actually do anything. 117 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:14,570 You'd be surprised. We work really hard. Maybe if you came to the office sometime you'd see. 118 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:17,570 Dafi, if you put your backpack on my desk one more time 119 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:21,570 I'm gonna' shove it up your ass. Stop it! Let's not start that again. 120 00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:23,570 This desk is for both of us 121 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:26,570 Not for both of us. Just me. Rama said so. 122 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:29,570 This is Irena. She came here from the ordinance corps. She's also new here. 123 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,570 New, my ass. I've been here two months already. Personnel Department. Hello. 124 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:36,570 Poor girl. She's overwhelmed. Two years sounds like a lot but time goes by really fast. 125 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:39,570 Yes, it does. 126 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:43,570 Hi, girls! Hello! Hello! 127 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:45,570 What have you been up to? 128 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:51,570 In this drawer there are staplers, pins, thumbtacks, separators, straight blades, envelope opener, 129 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:58,570 pencil sharpeners, plastic glue, ink pens, pen fillers, staplers.. Stop, you're giving me a headache. 130 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:05,570 Staple gun. The most expensive item in the office. 131 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:08,570 This thing is deadly. 132 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:12,570 Nothing works like these on the big posters. Not thumbtacks, not scotch tape. 133 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:17,570 There are only two of them and they're numbered. We hide them here. 134 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:22,570 Even if G*d forbid, you become a POW and they torture you, you tell no one. Got it? 135 00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:29,570 Boaz? Yeah? You got a minute? 136 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,570 For you, even 60 seconds. 137 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:34,570 I wanted to update you about my application to become a Captain. 138 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:37,570 I heard there's only one more opening and I need a recommendation from you. 139 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,570 There's still time before the Commission, right? 140 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:42,570 Yes, but I'd rather take care of it ahead of time. 141 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:46,570 How many candidates are there? It's me and three other officers from the division. 142 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:49,570 Excellent. Competition is a good thing. You'll have plenty of time to impress us. 143 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,570 There's going to be an inspection soon, correct? Yes. 144 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,570 It's a great chance to earn some points. 145 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:59,570 Absolutely. I'll do the best I can. I'm sure. 146 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:07,570 Girls! Are you on vacation? 147 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:10,570 What do you mean by, "moving to the City"? 148 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:15,570 Exactly what is says. Nothing more. 149 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:18,570 Don't you talk back to me. I don't have the time or patience for this. 150 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,570 We're not supposed to get new recruits until the end of the month. 151 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,570 No, Rama, it's all good, everything is organized, I... 152 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:26,570 It's just that I've made some contacts with some officials in the city. 153 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,570 What kind of contacts? 154 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,570 I've been sending letters. 155 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:33,570 A lot of letters. To who? 156 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:37,570 To the mental health officer, to the head of personal affairs, to the general staff. 157 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:41,570 The Chief of Staff's Advisor for Women's Relations, and frankly, to the Chief of Staff himself. 158 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,570 What? 159 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,570 Right, Zohar? We ended up sending him a letter, right? 160 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,570 To the Chief of Staff? Yeah, I think so. 161 00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:51,570 You sent a letter to the Chief of Staff? 162 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:54,570 What did you write to him? 163 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:59,570 That you're a spoiled secretary who the Army invented a non-existent position for? 164 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:02,570 Paper-shredding sergeant, because she doesn't know how to type or transfer a phone call? 165 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:06,570 That you want to transfer to the City because the desert dries out your hair? 166 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:09,570 Well, obviously, we wrote it a little differently. 167 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:11,570 This bypassing of authority is unheard of. I don't think the Chief of Staff dealt with it personally. 168 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:14,570 He probably forwarded it to a personal affairs officer or something like that. 169 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,570 I can't believe this disgrace. 170 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,570 Everything is so organized with the combat soldiers. 171 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,570 And the non-combatants are thrown around like garbage. 172 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:24,570 And stop moving binders around here! Close the door! 173 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:28,570 You'll have wait till I have time. Does it look like I have nothing else to do? 174 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,570 You don't have to do anything. I'll take care of it all. 175 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:31,570 You've become cocky. 176 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,570 You were a good girl before you fell in love with Zohar. 177 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:34,570 Why am I always to blame? 178 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,570 Are you trying me? No. 179 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:40,570 It's 1:07 and I still haven't received the mail. 180 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,570 It's been on your desk for an hour. 181 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,570 00:00 182 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:49,570 What about the uniform? Did you get rid of the stain? I'm working on it. 183 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:09,570 Perfect! Continue. 184 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,570 This is what do you do all day? 185 00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:19,570 Personally I don't see the point of shredding 10 pounds of paper every day. 186 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:24,570 I shred a lot of paper but do it as you see fit. 187 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:29,570 In general, as the paper shredding Sergeant, the position is really a lot what you make of it. 188 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,570 Sssh! Sorry. 189 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:39,570 These girls really think highly of themselves. Mabas' receptionists are really stuck up. 190 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,570 What is 'Mabas'? 191 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,570 That's the base commander. 192 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:47,570 Don't worry, you'll understand everything and meet everyone. Do you know all the soldiers on base? 193 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:51,570 Everyone on base? No way. Do you have any idea how many soldiers are stationed here? 194 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:54,570 How many? There are... 195 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:58,570 A lot! You're funny. 196 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:03,570 Now you can relax for a bit. Basically, you can take a nap every afternoon. 197 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:07,570 But you know, don't tell anyone about it. 198 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,570 I can't believe you're leaving. It's a disaster. 199 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:31,570 It's alright. You'll have some peace. You won't have to listen to me cry all day. 200 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:35,570 Yeah right, with those two idiots singing duets all day? 201 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,570 That's Guy Shefi. 202 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,570 He just looked at you. 203 00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:43,570 Really? Yes! Well, go talk to him. 204 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:46,570 Are you crazy? What am I going to say? 205 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:50,570 I don't know. Say, "Hi". 206 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:54,570 Look, his friends are cute too. 207 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:58,570 If we become a couple, I'll introduce you to them. 208 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:02,570 Let's start with actually talking to him. I will if you stay. 209 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,570 What does that have to do with anything? 210 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,570 We'll talk every day on the phone. 211 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:13,570 You'll come to visit me, we'll drink ice coffee at Checker's. We'll talk on the phone every day. 212 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:17,570 The phone? Can you save seats on the bus with the telephone? 213 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:20,570 Set new high scores on all the computers in the office? 214 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,570 You're not going to like it there. 215 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:27,570 You won't have anyone to talk to. No one to eat with. 216 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:42,570 Ladies and gentlemen! After an impressive game by the Spanish champion... 217 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:45,570 will the Israeli competitor manage to overcome her? 218 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,570 Here she goes. She's marking the monitor fiercely. 219 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:52,570 They tell me she went through rigorous training in the IDF! And now... 220 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:58,570 Yay! I broke the record! Woo hoo! No way, move over. I feel like I'm on a roll. 221 00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:07,570 Zohar Ben Ari approaching the mission... Haven't you had enough of this nonsense? 222 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,570 Rama" 223 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,570 In regards to Tehila, I fully trained her today. 224 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:19,570 So you can go ahead and test her, and if everything is alright... 225 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:22,570 Well, I could actually be leaving tomorrow. 226 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:27,570 Come to my office first thing tomorrow morning and we'll take care of it. 227 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,570 Do you think this is funny? 228 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,570 You told me to get rid of the stain. 229 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,570 I removed it. 230 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,570 That joke just cost you denial of a vacation. 231 00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:51,570 Forgive her. I'll sew it. It'll be unnoticeable, I promise. 232 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,570 You need to worry about the trash cans. 233 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,570 They're full of papers, 234 00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:59,570 You're not going anywhere before you shred all of this, get it? 235 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:25,570 Damn it. I think it's Shapiro, that son of a bitch. 236 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:27,570 Wait a second! 237 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,570 Wait a minute! 238 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,570 Eitan. 239 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,570 What are you doing here? 240 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,570 I'm stationed here. 241 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,570 What? How can that be? Can I come in? 242 00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:03,570 Girls aren't allowed in here. The Disciplinary NCO is going around the barracks. 243 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:08,570 Hold on, hold on, listen. This is a bad time. Let's talk tomorrow. 244 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:12,570 You have no idea how worried I was. Why didn't you call or answer my texts? 245 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:16,570 Because I told you, I'm very busy now. What's the matter. You didn't have fun at the Kineret? 246 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,570 No, it was...it was great. 247 00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:21,570 I can't stop thinking about what we did there. In the water, inside the tent... 248 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:24,570 Well, it...it was summer, and... 249 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,570 We only met like... 250 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,570 Eight times. We slept together five nights. 251 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,570 Not including the night in the Kineret. I don't count that one since we didn't sleep. 252 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,570 We said we would meet on New Years. I made you a surprise and suddenly you didn't answer me. 253 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,570 Listen, you really have to leave. You have to see the surprise. 254 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,570 No, no it's not right, okay? 255 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:42,570 I didn't get back to you because I'm really busy and because... 256 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:47,570 I've never loved anyone like this before. You have no idea how you stole my heart. 257 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:51,570 Okay, but...it's over. I'm not interested anymore. 258 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,570 How come? 259 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,570 Because...I don't know...it's just not... 260 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,570 So, why did you text that you think about me a lot? 261 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,570 I don't remember. 262 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:03,570 For four months all I've thought about is you. Nothing else. 263 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:07,570 Only, Eitan, Eitan, Eitan, Eitan, Eitan. 264 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,570 Wait, you didn't...you didn't actually enlist, right? 265 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,570 How did you get in here? 266 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:17,570 I had to see you. I couldn't take it anymore. 267 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:30,570 Aren't you the new soldier from Personnel? 268 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:35,570 No, she's not a soldier. She's a psycho I met once and... 269 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:39,570 we met a few times and that's it. Nothing happened. Nothing? 270 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:42,570 Do you know what he texted me? 271 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,570 When I found your home number, your mom picked up and said you were home 272 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,570 and a minute later she said you weren't home. 273 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,570 Did you tell your mom to lie to me? 274 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:53,570 You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Impersonating a soldier is a felony. 275 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,570 If we report you, you're going to get arrested. Right, Anati? 276 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:59,570 Don't you remember that night in the Kineret, you told me... Enough with the fucking Kineret! It was a long time ago! 277 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:02,570 It was a while ago! I also have a girlfriend now. 278 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,570 Do me a favor, pull yourself together 279 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,570 and leave this base before you get caught. 280 00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:11,570 Leave the same way you came in. Where did you get a uniform and a unit badge? 281 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,570 This is unreal. 282 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,570 Listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't answer your texts, okay? I'm Sorry. 283 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,570 Would you like me to walk you outside and we'll talk a little bit? 284 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:21,570 Ok, that's it. 285 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:24,570 If you don't leave right now, I'm going to call the Military Police. 286 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:28,570 It's no problem. Do you really want to ruin your life? 287 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:32,570 You've already ruined my life. 288 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:36,570 Tehila, is everything alright? 289 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,570 Yes. 290 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:42,570 Okay, we're in the barracks. If you need anything, just say so. 291 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:26,570 "Fleeting meeting," 292 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:30,570 "parting forever." 293 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:37,570 "He is looking for a man, but his feet stumble." 294 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:41,570 "He will not be able to find," 295 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:46,570 "one that was lost..." Eating from the floor? Disgusting. 296 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:51,570 I'm telling you, Zohar, nothing disgusts her. That's the way it is at the kibbutz, huh? 297 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,570 Yeah. And how is it in the ghetto? Watch it! 298 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,570 Don't worry about her. Ignore her. Yeah, ignore me. 299 00:21:57,570 --> 00:22:00,570 "My last day" 300 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:04,570 "is near..." 301 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:07,570 Dafi...Dafi. 302 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:11,570 Do you really think he looked at me today? 303 00:22:11,570 --> 00:22:17,570 I'm worried about Tehila. How long does it someone to take a shit? 304 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,570 She's probably constipated. Like you were when you first got here. 305 00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:24,570 Can you shut up already? I'm trying to go to sleep. 306 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:26,570 Who, them or us? Both. 307 00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:27,570 "We are..." 308 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,570 Livanat... 309 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,570 Fuck! 310 00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,570 Shit! 311 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:48,570 Yes? 312 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:53,570 I'm coming. 313 00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:29,570 We don't have to wait for the CID investigation 314 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:32,570 to know this was a disaster. 315 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:36,570 It's not enough that a soldier in our unit committed suicide. 316 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,570 She wasn't even a soldier. 317 00:24:38,570 --> 00:24:40,570 She was an impostor. 318 00:24:40,570 --> 00:24:43,570 Five Sergeants sitting in one office and no one even thought about it? 319 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:47,570 She didn't have a military ID card, no dog tag... She did have them, Rama. 320 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:52,570 I heard she stole a drill instructors' backpack in a bathroom in Be'er Sheeva. 321 00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:54,570 But if a soldier is coming and no one reported him and he's not on any lists, 322 00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:55,570 You need to report to me immediately! 323 00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:57,570 You said you didn't have time for it. 324 00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:58,570 Come again? 325 00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:01,570 That's what you told Dafi. That you didn't have time for this nonsense. 326 00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:03,570 You have a bad attitude, you know that? 327 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,570 Yeah, you've told me like 700 times. 328 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:08,570 I'm not supposed to individually take care of every soldier that arrives on this base. 329 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:10,570 You know why? Because it's not my job. 330 00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:13,570 I'm supposed to oversee your job, not do it myself. 331 00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:18,570 If one of you would have bothered to call and find out, or told me there was a problem 332 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,570 You could have saved her life. 333 00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:21,570 And your ass. 334 00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:24,570 My ass? Yeah. What's the deal with blaming us? 335 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:27,570 You're the officer here. Be accountable for this. 336 00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,570 I will be accountable for this. 337 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,570 For the fact that my soldiers have the worst attitudes. I will be held accountable for that. 338 00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:35,570 I swear, Zohar, I will make a person out of you. You won't go on vacation on my shift. 339 00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:37,570 You're denied of vacation. You already did that. 340 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,570 So, another one. Would you like another? 341 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,570 It's already three. How about learning to count? 342 00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:49,570 You're right. I'm wrong. Make it four vacations. Shall I continue? 343 00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:02,570 Rama. 344 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,570 Let's go over the details again. 345 00:26:07,570 --> 00:26:10,570 She arrived with Dafi yesterday morning at 10:00 AM. 346 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,570 Let's continue this conversation in the conference room, okay? 347 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:34,570 I'm going to kill myself too. It's the only way people will pay attention to me here. 348 00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:41,570 If you kill yourself they'll pay attention to you, but you won't be able to enjoy it because you'll be dead. 349 00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,570 Have you thought about that? I don't care! 350 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:46,570 I'm going to kill myself and you need to report that I threatened to do it. 351 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,570 Kill yourself first, then we'll report it. 352 00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:50,570 You don't believe me? We do. 353 00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:52,570 Why not? We wanna see it. 354 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:56,570 I'll drink some white-out. It says, 'Danger. Not for consumption'. 355 00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:59,570 Well, now it's empty, but just wait until we get supplies. 356 00:26:59,570 --> 00:27:03,570 You'll regret you didn't believe me. I have some, here you go. 357 00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:06,570 What else are you hiding in that drawer? 358 00:27:06,570 --> 00:27:10,570 All this was waiting for you in the registration office, mail Sergeant. 359 00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:13,570 Thanks. Do you know what they call the personnel office on this base? 360 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:16,570 "The Flea Market." 361 00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:23,570 That's what they call the personnel offices on every base. Not my office! Not over my dead body! 362 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:30,570 Paper Shredding Sergeant, do you think that in-between all your writing and complaining to the Chief of Staff 363 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:36,570 you might find some time to do your job? 364 00:28:00,570 --> 00:28:04,570 We thought we didn't recycle anymore so we threw everything together. 365 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:08,570 Can you shred this too please? 366 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:23,570 "Sincerely, Dafta Tsafrir, 6125824" 367 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:27,570 Chief of General Staff. Subject: "Personal request for transfer." 368 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,570 What's this? 369 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:40,570 You never sent my letters? 370 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:47,570 Dafi... I can't believe you've been lying to me all this time. 371 00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:50,570 I wasn't lying. Yes you were, and you pretended to help me. Hey! 372 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:54,570 I worked really hard on these letters and you never sent them! 373 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,570 You didn't send them! 374 00:28:56,570 --> 00:29:00,570 I saved you from the humiliation, 375 00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:03,570 They would probably end up in the trash or... 376 00:29:03,570 --> 00:29:06,570 or even worse, on some wall as a joke. 377 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,570 You think my biggest dream is a joke? Your biggest dream is a little lame, don't you think? 378 00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:16,570 I mean...making coffee in the City instead of here. At least here you have me. 379 00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:18,570 Do you think you can find a best friend like me just anywhere? 380 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:21,570 I hope I never find a friend like you again. 381 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:26,570 Yeah, I have no idea where you can find someone that will wait an hour and a half for you in Be'er Sheeva 382 00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,570 so you don't have to walk in to the base alone. 383 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:31,570 So, you're doing me a favor? 384 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,570 Okay, I'm sorry! 385 00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:41,570 I was pissed off at the Army for no reason. You're the one that doesn't give a damn about me, and you're the reason I'm still here. 386 00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:46,570 You know what? Go ahead and send your whiny letters, you naive baby. 387 00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:49,570 Let's see who will actually care? 388 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,570 Maybe the Chief of Staff! 389 00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:03,570 Explain to me what's so appealing about the City for you? 390 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:10,570 At the end of boot camp they let me choose three bases 391 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:15,570 so I wrote, "Town, City, Town." I understand that, but why? 392 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:19,570 Usually, someone who wants to serve in the City wants to be closer to home 393 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,570 but you're from Haifa. 394 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,570 But I'll live in Tel Aviv and have a real life. 395 00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:26,570 You know that Kiryat is a commuter base. 396 00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:29,570 For a soldier that doesn't live in Central Israel, the IDF has to organize them a place to live, 397 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:31,570 and pay for a portion of the rent. It's not that simple. 398 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:36,570 But I can't stay here any longer, Anati. Anat. 399 00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:50,570 Fill out the reasons for the transfer request and put it in my mailbox. 400 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,570 I'll try to forward the request but it'll take some time. 401 00:30:53,570 --> 00:30:59,570 I hated my old base too but I didn't act like it was such a tragedy. 402 00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:02,570 So how did you leave? 403 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,570 I went in for Officer Training. 404 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,570 Thanks. 405 00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:27,570 Is everything alright? 406 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,570 "I remember her, I..." 407 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,570 You start with this line, "and then step into me." 408 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:50,570 "I remember it, I remember it from the store..." 409 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:53,570 "I remember it, I remember she bought some semolina." 410 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:56,570 "I've remembered it a long time, since the third grade..." 411 00:31:56,570 --> 00:31:59,570 Personnel Department. Yes... 412 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:04,570 Hi, can I please get a transfer form? 413 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:07,570 Hi! What? 414 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:11,570 A transfer form. This is the personnel department, isn't it? 415 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:14,570 What, are you leaving? 416 00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:20,570 Can you give this to Dafi? I forgot to give it back to her. 417 00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:23,570 So, do you have one? What? 418 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:27,570 A transfer form. Yeah. She Has it. Okay, thanks. 419 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,570 I'm not kidding, Rama. 420 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:33,570 Can you repeat that? 421 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:36,570 I said I want... Louder! To think bigger, 422 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:42,570 to think about what I can give and not about what I can take. 423 00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:44,570 I'd like to be an officer like Rama. 424 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:48,570 I'm honored to have such a role model. 425 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:51,570 Very impressive. 426 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:56,570 And it's important for me to say that, Rama isn't to blame for...the incident. 427 00:32:56,570 --> 00:32:59,570 It was us, the receptionists that made the mistake. Myself. 428 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:02,570 It seems like there are plenty of mistakes here. 429 00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:07,570 The guilty person was the front gate guard who allowed a civilian in with a fake military ID card. 430 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,570 Ah, okay. 431 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:11,570 Anyway, it wasn't Rama. 432 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:14,570 Boaz, are you with me? I'm still on the line. 433 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:16,570 Anything else? 434 00:33:16,570 --> 00:33:21,570 Yes, Shakedi, I'm here. Are you sitting down? I'm about to tell you something insane. Listen... 435 00:33:21,570 --> 00:33:27,570 Wow Dafi, you really put it together huh? Who's next? Liati, right? 436 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,570 G*d forbid. We didn't say that, Rama. 437 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,570 You also want to go to officer training? 438 00:33:31,570 --> 00:33:33,570 Ok, is everyone here? 439 00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:37,570 I am very proud of our Dafi. 440 00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:42,570 Who came here six months ago... Seven and a half months ago. 441 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:45,570 She had a lot of difficulties as we all know, but 442 00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:51,570 she's decided to become a solider with high motivation, and get rid of bad influences. 443 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:56,570 And now, she's going to become an officer to the glory of Israel. 444 00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:59,570 Cheers! Hold on, I'm not done yet. 445 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:04,570 I ask that we not only consider it a personal case for Dafi 446 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:08,570 but proof that each of us 447 00:34:08,570 --> 00:34:13,570 has a point from which everything starts 448 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:15,570 and from which 449 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:18,570 the sky is the limit. 450 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:21,570 Cheers! I would also like to say thanks 451 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:26,570 to Rama, who gave me a chance, and wrote me a great recommendation. 452 00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:28,570 Cheers! Yeah cheers. 453 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,570 Just don't get drunk. 454 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:34,570 Yeah, you can totally get drunk off of grape juice. 455 00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:36,570 I'll be in my room. 456 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:40,570 Her dream about being a receptionist in the city? It's going to come true. 457 00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:42,570 I'll be an officer in the City. 458 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,570 How do you know where you'll be placed? 459 00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:46,570 You know Guy Shefi, the officer? 460 00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:48,570 So, he is transferring there, and he's going to place me in his department. 461 00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:52,570 Hey, don't you think it's hilarious that the most spoiled soldier 462 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:56,570 that has to take a nap, that won't touch anything, 463 00:34:56,570 --> 00:35:00,570 that showers in her bathing suit, that has as many allergies and medical excuses 464 00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:04,570 as grains of sand in this desert, is going to be an officer in the IDF? 465 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:08,570 So what are you going to be? I'll be the head officer in a Lt. Colonel's office. 466 00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:11,570 Wow! That's good. 467 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:15,570 Zohar, did you drink all the wine? 468 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:20,570 The City cake. 469 00:35:20,570 --> 00:35:25,570 This is Azrieli Mall, above the Ayalon South interchange. Where will you be? 470 00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:37,570 It's grape juice! 471 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,570 Are you crying? 472 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:46,570 No, I just hate throwing up. 473 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:51,570 It's the only thing stopping me from being an anorexic, bulimic like you. 474 00:36:16,570 --> 00:36:18,570 Here, drink. 475 00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:24,570 Of all the guys on base, you have to choose him? 476 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:27,570 It's just coincidence. 477 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:30,570 He's leaving anyway. 478 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:35,570 I was saving you from the humiliation. 479 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:57,570 Episode 2. The Virgin. 480 00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:32,570 C'mon, Irena, when? 481 00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:34,570 At 14. Oh, it's not that bad. 482 00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:38,570 I thought it was a lot earlier. With who? 483 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:40,570 Some guy. He was my neighbor. 484 00:37:40,570 --> 00:37:44,570 I was 17, on July 17th. Such a nice date. 485 00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:50,570 I did it in the summer between 10th and 11th grade. In summer camp with one of the camp counselors. 486 00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:52,570 Zohar, what about you? 487 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:55,570 Zohar. What? What do you mean, "what"? 488 00:37:55,570 --> 00:37:58,570 I didn't hear what you guys were talking about. Yeah right. 489 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:02,570 Greetings. I'm not checking, nagger. You were just here yesterday. 490 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:05,570 Can you check? Not now, okay? Go see her. 491 00:38:05,570 --> 00:38:07,570 Oh, c'mon. Check for me. It'll only take a second. When am I getting discharged? 492 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:09,570 Dude, I'm the mailman. 493 00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:11,570 If you want, get inside an envelope and I'll mail you to your mom. 494 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:14,570 Okay, Okay, come here for a sec. Yogev... 495 00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:18,570 Interesting. They say all the action is at the kibbutz. 496 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:24,570 So go there on your way to Russia. Tell them you came to volunteer. 497 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:27,570 Is it possible I'm the only virgin in Southern Israel? 498 00:38:27,570 --> 00:38:30,570 I'm the only virgin in my kibbutz, that's for sure. 499 00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:34,570 All the ugliest girls have already done it besides me. 500 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,570 Stop counting us all the time! Quiet. 501 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,570 We're not going to multiply. 502 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:50,570 Ne'ama. 503 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:54,570 It's also clear that I'm the only virgin on this base. 504 00:38:54,570 --> 00:39:01,570 It's true that everyone here is a slut, but I dont want to feel that different. 505 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:02,570 Liat. 506 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:10,570 Zohar. 507 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:18,570 God, please make me normal. 508 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:21,570 I don't want to die a virgin. 509 00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,570 I mean, I don't want to die in general, but 510 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,570 Not as a virgin for sure. 511 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:29,570 Girls, let's pay attention. 512 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:36,570 I know it's tough and hot and you're tired, but it's important to pay close attention. 513 00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:39,570 Shira isn't feeling well. She's going to pass out. 514 00:39:39,570 --> 00:39:41,570 Yeah, Rama. I'm going to pass out. 515 00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:44,570 So, Shira can go sit in the shade. 516 00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:47,570 Can I go with her to the shade, in case she needs help? 517 00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:52,570 No! If she needs help she'll tell us. 518 00:39:52,570 --> 00:39:58,570 Now that we've taken care of all the patients, I have something to say. 519 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:02,570 Hilit and me went through officer training together. 520 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:06,570 Instructional Base #12. "Respect and Power." 521 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,570 We went through a lot together and she's like my twin sister. 522 00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:13,570 Here you go, Hilit. 523 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:19,570 What am I supposed to do when I see a suspect approaching the base? 524 00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:22,570 Like...someone with a fake military ID card? 525 00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:27,570 No, a real suspect. What should I do? 526 00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:29,570 Shout? 527 00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:34,570 When I'm on guarding duty at the front gate, and the security of the base is my responsibility 528 00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:37,570 and I see a suspect approaching 529 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:41,570 and all I have at my disposal are my awareness, my efficiency, 530 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:45,570 my responsibility for base security, and my M-16. 531 00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:48,570 What should I do? Shoot? 532 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:51,570 Just like that? Shoot? 533 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:55,570 What if I kill an innocent person? 534 00:40:55,570 --> 00:40:59,570 Just for this kind of situation, there's a suspect handling procedure. 535 00:40:59,570 --> 00:41:03,570 If a suspect approaches the front entrance, I first shout: "Stop!" 536 00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:04,570 Repeat after me. 537 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:05,570 Stop! 538 00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:10,570 He doesn't stop, so I shout: "Stop and identify yourself!" 539 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:13,570 "Stop and identify yourself!" 540 00:41:13,570 --> 00:41:15,570 He still doesn't stop. 541 00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:17,570 I shout: "Stop or I'll shoot!" 542 00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:20,570 Stop or I'll shoot! Still, he doesn't stop. 543 00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:23,570 Now, pay attention. I cock my weapon for intimidation purposes. 544 00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:27,570 If he still doesn't stop, I fire into the air. If he still doesn't stop, I shoot at his legs. 545 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:30,570 But... Let me finish, I'll allow questions after. 546 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:33,570 But what if he does stop? 547 00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:38,570 No, seriously. What if he does stop? 548 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:41,570 If he does stop, call me. 549 00:41:41,570 --> 00:41:44,570 Now Zohar, because you ask all these questions. 550 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:47,570 You have the honor of covering the first guard shift. 551 00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:49,570 At least you'll be first at something. 552 00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:51,570 What did you say? 553 00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,570 Okay, girls. Let's continue. 554 00:41:53,570 --> 00:41:57,570 Answer me, bitch! Did you say: "At least be first at something?" 555 00:41:57,570 --> 00:42:01,570 Calm down. I said: "not a very good twin sister". 556 00:42:01,570 --> 00:42:04,570 Girls! Let's continue. 557 00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:20,570 Would you like some advice? No. 558 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:23,570 Some free advice. I don't want it. 559 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:27,570 You need a man. Oh. That's the advice. 560 00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:30,570 You need to get laid and the sooner the better. 561 00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:33,570 "You need to get laid and the sooner the better." 562 00:42:33,570 --> 00:42:36,570 You're quite the romantic poet. 563 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:40,570 If you want romance, you need to pop your cherry first. 564 00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:43,570 Nobody will want you like you are. 565 00:42:43,570 --> 00:42:46,570 An uptight virgin with cobwebs on her pussy. 566 00:42:46,570 --> 00:42:49,570 Wow, you really are disgusting. 567 00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:53,570 How can a girl with so many facial creams be so disgusting on the outside? 568 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:56,570 You better listen to me. Find a man, now. 569 00:42:56,570 --> 00:43:01,570 The first man you see, have sex with him as soon as possible, before it's too late. 570 00:43:01,570 --> 00:43:06,570 Ok, Irena. Maybe in Russia a woman needs a man to justify her existence. 571 00:43:06,570 --> 00:43:09,570 Drop the old sayings. You're in the Western World. 572 00:43:09,570 --> 00:43:10,570 Idiot. 573 00:43:10,570 --> 00:43:12,570 Look at an Atlas. 574 00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:15,570 I used to live in the West. Now I'm here. 575 00:43:21,570 --> 00:43:26,570 Gil Mesika and Liran Stoler, you're at the front entrance. 576 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:29,570 Rotem Ganon, and Nimrod Cohen, you're in the open. 577 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:34,570 Shir Ben Ezra and Adi Bracha, you're on patrol. 578 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:38,570 Gal Mizrahi and Shuki Solomon, you're in the guard tower. 579 00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:43,570 Oleg Kovalski and Ran Saporta, you're at the rear entrance. 580 00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:46,570 So, who's left? Just me. 581 00:43:46,570 --> 00:43:49,570 Zohar. Right. 582 00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:52,570 You're protecting the arsenal. 583 00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:56,570 What...by myself? I don't have a partner? 584 00:43:56,570 --> 00:43:59,570 Weaponry is a one man guard position because it's inside the base. 585 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:03,570 You stand here, and once an hour walk around the building. 586 00:44:03,570 --> 00:44:05,570 You're not allowed to sit or use your phone. 587 00:44:05,570 --> 00:44:09,570 So, what? I'm supposed to stand here for 4 hours without doing anything? 588 00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:12,570 You asked for equal rights. Here they are. 589 00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:14,570 Where are you going to be? 590 00:44:14,570 --> 00:44:17,570 Where am I going to be when, I mean, while when I'm on guard duty? 591 00:44:17,570 --> 00:44:19,570 Asleep. 592 00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:23,570 You'll probably be in all kinds of girls' dreams. 593 00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:26,570 What? Do you have a girlfriend? 594 00:44:26,570 --> 00:44:30,570 Ok, have a good one. Bye. 595 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:33,570 I said, do you have a girlfriend? 596 00:44:35,570 --> 00:44:37,570 Boyfriend. 597 00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:42,570 If something happens, call the officer on duty. 598 00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:46,570 Don't worry, nothing's going to happen. 599 00:44:46,570 --> 00:44:50,570 Nothing will happen because this is my life. 600 00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:54,570 I wish some guy would come. Doesn't have to be a stud, but... 601 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:57,570 okay, not a catch. Mediocre. Average. 602 00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:00,570 Someone that would want me. 603 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:07,570 Who's there? 604 00:45:07,570 --> 00:45:09,570 Stop or I'll shoot! 605 00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:12,570 What is it? Oh my G*d, put the weapon down! Who are you? 606 00:45:12,570 --> 00:45:15,570 Meir. I'm looking for the store. 607 00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:17,570 You're not from the base? 608 00:45:17,570 --> 00:45:20,570 No, I'm from Maglan. We're training here. 609 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:24,570 Can you stand in the light for a second? 610 00:45:28,570 --> 00:45:32,570 You guys are serious around here, huh? 611 00:45:32,570 --> 00:45:34,570 Yeah, sorry. 612 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:40,570 I'm Zohar. Hi. Hi Zohar. Nice to meet you. 613 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:43,570 So, where's the store? 614 00:45:43,570 --> 00:45:47,570 I'd show you but I can't leave my post. 615 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:50,570 No problem, just tell me how to get there. 616 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:53,570 Hold on, how long are you guys staying here? Until... 617 00:45:53,570 --> 00:45:55,570 the day after tomorrow? 618 00:45:55,570 --> 00:45:58,570 So...If you like..maybe... 619 00:45:58,570 --> 00:46:01,570 tomorrow night I can show you where it is and 620 00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:04,570 other places on base. If you like. 621 00:46:04,570 --> 00:46:07,570 Ok, cool. So tomorrow at... 622 00:46:07,570 --> 00:46:11,570 10 PM work for you? Ok, cool. So tomorrow at... 623 00:46:11,570 --> 00:46:16,570 Yeah. Yeah, it works for me. Great, we're on. 624 00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:20,570 But still, can you tell me where the store is? 625 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:23,570 The guys are waiting for their smokes and... 626 00:46:23,570 --> 00:46:27,570 Yeah, it's right there. Walk down this path a couple of meters. The red door. 627 00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:31,570 Oh. Thanks. 628 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:37,570 So tomorrow? At 10, in the store. 629 00:46:56,570 --> 00:47:00,570 Oh, my G*d! 630 00:47:13,570 --> 00:47:17,570 Oh, come on! Help me up, will you? 631 00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:20,570 I'm not dead yet. 632 00:47:23,570 --> 00:47:25,570 Give her a hand. 633 00:47:26,570 --> 00:47:31,570 Where am I supposed to sleep now, on the floor? 634 00:47:31,570 --> 00:47:34,570 You can sleep on the empty bed. 635 00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:37,570 Oh, now it's called "the empty bed". 636 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:40,570 That girl slit her veins and peeled the skin off her body 637 00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:42,570 and you expect me to sleep in her bed? 638 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:44,570 Quiet! I'm trying to sleep. 639 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:47,570 Sorry for disturbing you! I almost died! 640 00:47:47,570 --> 00:47:49,570 Why just almost? 641 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:53,570 I'm not going to sleep in her bed. I'm sorry, but that's where I draw the line. 642 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,570 They changed the mattress, Zohar. It's not that bad. 643 00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:59,570 You sleep there if it's not that bad. 644 00:47:59,570 --> 00:48:02,570 "Hear my voice 645 00:48:02,570 --> 00:48:05,570 "distant friend of mine..." 646 00:48:05,570 --> 00:48:08,570 "do you hear my voice..." 647 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:11,570 "where are you now?" 648 00:48:14,570 --> 00:48:20,570 I'll sleep on her bed, alright? Get in my bed and be quiet. 649 00:48:20,570 --> 00:48:23,570 Coward. Paranoid virgin. 650 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:27,570 What's that got to do with anything? 651 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:32,570 Well done, Irene. Really nice of you. Take note of this. 652 00:48:35,570 --> 00:48:40,570 It smells weird here. Good night. 653 00:48:40,570 --> 00:48:42,570 Smells like... 654 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:44,570 Russian sausages. 655 00:48:44,570 --> 00:48:49,570 You'd kill for a Russian sausage in that bed. 656 00:49:54,570 --> 00:49:57,570 There is no such thing as ghosts, Liati. 657 00:49:57,570 --> 00:50:02,570 So, not a ghost. Maybe a demon that's possessing her. 658 00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:08,570 There aren't any ghosts, or demons, or little gnomes that do our work at night. 659 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:13,570 Look at her. She's acting so strange. 660 00:50:23,570 --> 00:50:26,570 I'm the adjutancy inspection officer. 661 00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:29,570 What am I going to pick? 662 00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:38,570 August 2003, Headquarters. Let's take a look. 663 00:50:38,570 --> 00:50:42,570 What do we have here? August 24th, logistics report. 664 00:50:42,570 --> 00:50:46,570 It says here that the soldier... 665 00:50:46,570 --> 00:50:48,570 Och..Oochi... 666 00:50:48,570 --> 00:50:52,570 "Ochperkovich." Ochperkovich, Tomer didn't attend logistics on this date 667 00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:57,570 because of vacation. That's what it says. 668 00:50:57,570 --> 00:51:04,570 Now, soldier. Please show me the supporting documentation for it. 669 00:51:04,570 --> 00:51:10,570 Human Resources inspections are the crucible for combatants. It's the biggest test for personnel. 670 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:16,570 Every attribute of every soldier on every date, needs to be coordinated and documented. 671 00:51:16,570 --> 00:51:21,570 Vacations, ranks, court marshals, absenteeism, transfer forms, everything! 672 00:51:21,570 --> 00:51:24,570 It only takes one mistake in order to fail. 673 00:51:24,570 --> 00:51:27,570 And the inspection is random. 674 00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:29,570 Random is incidental. 675 00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:33,570 Do you understand what that means? What does it mean? 676 00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:36,570 That we could use a little luck? 677 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:41,570 That we need to go through every binder, every page, check and update 678 00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:44,570 because those who count on luck, Zohar, we've seen what happens to them. 679 00:51:44,570 --> 00:51:47,570 Rama, we'll never be able to update everything here. Do you realize the mess in this office? 680 00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:51,570 According to my calculations, if we get into a rhythm, 681 00:51:51,570 --> 00:51:54,570 We should be able to get through everything by Thursday, 682 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:56,570 And get four hours of sleep per night. 683 00:51:56,570 --> 00:52:01,570 It's in our hands and we won't just pass this inspection. We'll pass with flying colors. 684 00:52:01,570 --> 00:52:04,570 Let's go girls. Let's have some fun! 685 00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:09,570 Now, I understand there's some sort of issue about a ghost that's possessing Irena. 686 00:52:09,570 --> 00:52:12,570 Irena, is this true? Irena? 687 00:52:12,570 --> 00:52:17,570 Irena, you just have to put the pages in the plastic covers, okay? 688 00:52:24,570 --> 00:52:28,570 It says Shimi Samouha wasn't here for like a week. 689 00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:31,570 It doesn't say why, nothing. 690 00:52:31,570 --> 00:52:34,570 Here, send him on vacation. 691 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:40,570 Fuck, it's never-ending! 692 00:52:40,570 --> 00:52:44,570 You see how fast time flies? 693 00:52:50,570 --> 00:52:54,570 Good joke with the ghost thing, really. 694 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:58,570 Who would have thought you'd be so brilliant with the idea and the acting. 695 00:52:58,570 --> 00:53:03,570 I really think something happened to her. 696 00:53:21,570 --> 00:53:25,570 Rama? Yeah. 697 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:30,570 Irena's not doing well at all. I think I should take her to the infirmary. 698 00:53:30,570 --> 00:53:35,570 To the infirmary? What exactly are they going to do? An exorcism? 699 00:53:35,570 --> 00:53:38,570 It's better if a professional sees her, 700 00:53:38,570 --> 00:53:41,570 so we don't have another... 701 00:53:41,570 --> 00:53:43,570 Tehila incident. 702 00:53:43,570 --> 00:53:46,570 Okay, go. And get back ASAP. 703 00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:50,570 Every minute you're not here is less sleep for the other girls. 704 00:53:50,570 --> 00:53:52,570 Sure. 705 00:53:58,570 --> 00:54:01,570 Irena, well done. 706 00:54:02,570 --> 00:54:07,570 You do realize we just escaped hell 707 00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:13,570 and the devil himself opened the gate for us. 708 00:54:14,570 --> 00:54:19,570 Aren't we going to the infirmary? Are you crazy? Let's go to the barracks. 709 00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:22,570 But you told Rama I need to go to the infirmary. 710 00:54:22,570 --> 00:54:27,570 Go to the infirmary if you want. I just have to go. 711 00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:32,570 I had a neighbor in Oropinsk that got stabbed 712 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:35,570 and I saw his hand coming out of the drawer. 713 00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:39,570 Irena, enough with the creepy thing. You're starting to scare me. 714 00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:41,570 Why are you putting on make up? 715 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,570 Remember telling me I had to lose my virginity ASAP? 716 00:54:44,570 --> 00:54:45,570 No. 717 00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:49,570 Well, you did, and you were right. That's exactly what I'm going to do. 718 00:54:49,570 --> 00:54:51,570 Can I come with you? 719 00:54:51,570 --> 00:54:53,570 What? No! 720 00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:57,570 Why don't you go to your friends room? I don't have any friends. 721 00:54:57,570 --> 00:55:02,570 Then go read a Russian book. 722 00:55:04,570 --> 00:55:08,570 You said you'd take me to the infirmary. 723 00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:11,570 So, go to the infirmary, psycho. 724 00:55:11,570 --> 00:55:14,570 Be thankful I got you out of the office, and stop following me. 725 00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:17,570 Please don't leave me alone. 726 00:55:17,570 --> 00:55:21,570 But I'm going to attend to some private business. You know? 727 00:55:21,570 --> 00:55:23,570 Come on, Irena. 728 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,570 I found a cute guy and he's into me. 729 00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,570 He's not from here and he's leaving tomorrow. 730 00:55:29,570 --> 00:55:31,570 I won't be in the way. 731 00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:33,570 How so? It's a date! 732 00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:39,570 If you don't let me come along, I'll tell Rama we didn't go to the infirmary. 733 00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:47,570 I see the "ghost" didn't change your lousy attitude. 734 00:55:49,570 --> 00:55:54,570 You're going to be invisible like air, got it? Air! 735 00:56:23,570 --> 00:56:25,570 You're early. 736 00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:28,570 So are you. 737 00:56:28,570 --> 00:56:30,570 I like it. 738 00:56:30,570 --> 00:56:32,570 I like you too. 739 00:56:38,570 --> 00:56:44,570 This is Irena. She's sitting with us for personal reasons, but she won't be in the way. 740 00:56:44,570 --> 00:56:48,570 Awesome. Hi, Irena. Hello. 741 00:56:51,570 --> 00:56:57,570 Boot camp was horrible. The worst five months of my life. 742 00:56:57,570 --> 00:57:02,570 They kicked our asses. Treated us like the holocaust. 743 00:57:02,570 --> 00:57:05,570 Like the holocaust? Irena, what did we talk about? 744 00:57:05,570 --> 00:57:07,570 You know, meaning it was really bad. 745 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:10,570 You can't use that expression any way you wish. Irena! 746 00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:13,570 But it's true. The drill Instructors were actually nazis. 747 00:57:13,570 --> 00:57:15,570 Huh. So, what did they do? 748 00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:18,570 First of all, they killed six million of us. 749 00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:23,570 We went on vacations by train only. 750 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:26,570 Irena, I'm kidding. Loosen up. Smile a little. 751 00:57:26,570 --> 00:57:28,570 What... 752 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:32,570 What...how long have you been in the unit? 753 00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:36,570 About 11 months. Cool. The commanders aren't nazis there? 754 00:57:36,570 --> 00:57:38,570 No way. They're great. 755 00:57:38,570 --> 00:57:41,570 But never mind, these jokes offend Irena. 756 00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:47,570 How the hell do they offend Irena? What does it have to do with her? The Russians weren't even in the Holocaust. 757 00:57:47,570 --> 00:57:50,570 Okay, I'm gonna get us some drinks. What are you having? 758 00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:53,570 Diet Coke. Diet Coke for the lady, and for you? 759 00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:58,570 Nothing. Diet Coke and nothing coming your way. 760 00:57:58,570 --> 00:58:02,570 What's your deal? We agreed you're gonna be like air. 761 00:58:02,570 --> 00:58:04,570 I didn't order anything. 762 00:58:04,570 --> 00:58:08,570 Just go back to the barracks. Can't you see we're starting to connect? 763 00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:12,570 Vacation, huh? She was enslaving us until now. 764 00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:16,570 Do you mind switching tables? It's just that someone's already sitting here. 765 00:58:16,570 --> 00:58:19,570 Who? Who? Now you're talking in two voices? Someone! 766 00:58:19,570 --> 00:58:22,570 So, it's not enough that we do your work, 767 00:58:22,570 --> 00:58:25,570 Now we have to eat standing like horses while you sit on your ass? 768 00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:29,570 Eat in the barracks, blood suckers! We feel like sitting here. 769 00:58:29,570 --> 00:58:33,570 I'm telling you, I'm in the middle of something and this seat is taken! 770 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:36,570 No problem. I'll get another chair. 771 00:58:36,570 --> 00:58:38,570 Hi! 772 00:58:38,570 --> 00:58:42,570 What's up? My sister. 773 00:59:04,570 --> 00:59:11,570 Look. You have nine cans here. Let's see you knock 774 00:59:11,570 --> 00:59:14,570 them all out at once. 775 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:34,570 Get away from me, maniac! 776 00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:36,570 You were gone for a while. 777 00:59:36,570 --> 00:59:38,570 Like anybody noticed. 778 00:59:41,570 --> 00:59:46,570 I did. You. It's because of you all the idiots came to our table. 779 00:59:46,570 --> 00:59:48,570 They saw you. 780 00:59:48,570 --> 00:59:51,570 Turns out I'm the air on this date. 781 01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:22,570 Damn it, there's no privacy around here. 782 01:01:22,570 --> 01:01:26,570 Where should we go? You tell me. 783 01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:36,570 Everything alright? Yeah. 784 01:01:36,570 --> 01:01:40,570 All this time in the infirmary? Where? 785 01:01:40,570 --> 01:01:43,570 The infirmary, yeah. Welcome back. 786 01:01:43,570 --> 01:01:46,570 We're almost done with the soldiers. Tomorrow we'll finish the officers. 787 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:49,570 What would really be helpful is if you guys would clean up this mess. 788 01:01:49,570 --> 01:01:55,570 Okay. So...I'm just gonna go get the broom. The broom's right here. 789 01:01:55,570 --> 01:01:57,570 So I'll... 790 01:01:57,570 --> 01:02:00,570 I'll get some rags from the other office. We'll clean thoroughly here. 791 01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:40,570 Hold on. Just a sec. 792 01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:46,570 Can you be a little more gentle? 793 01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:49,570 What? More gentle. 794 01:02:50,570 --> 01:02:52,570 I'm just...not used to it. 795 01:02:52,570 --> 01:02:55,570 You want it to be gentle? Yeah. 796 01:02:55,570 --> 01:02:57,570 A little. 797 01:02:57,570 --> 01:03:00,570 if you want it gentle, go find a civilian. 798 01:03:00,570 --> 01:03:02,570 I'm just coming from training, sweetie. 799 01:03:10,570 --> 01:03:12,570 Hold on, hold on. 800 01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:18,570 What happened, sweetie? I thought you wanted it. 801 01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:37,570 Hold on...No...Wait... 802 01:03:37,570 --> 01:03:39,570 Hold on...No, stop. 803 01:03:42,570 --> 01:03:43,570 Stop! 804 01:03:46,570 --> 01:03:48,570 Stop or I'll shoot. 805 01:03:49,570 --> 01:03:51,570 Put the gun down! 806 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:53,570 You get dressed! 807 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:56,570 Not you! 808 01:03:58,570 --> 01:04:00,570 What do you think you're doing? Huh? 809 01:04:01,570 --> 01:04:04,570 What do you think you're doing to this girl? What makes you 810 01:04:04,570 --> 01:04:07,570 think you can stick your ugly dick wherever you want? 811 01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:10,570 That's a lady in front of you, not a garbage can. 812 01:04:10,570 --> 01:04:13,570 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for interrupting you. 813 01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,570 Go. Where? 814 01:04:15,570 --> 01:04:17,570 Over there! 815 01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:27,570 Pick up your stuff. 816 01:04:31,570 --> 01:04:33,570 Walk! 817 01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:35,570 Stop! 818 01:04:37,570 --> 01:04:38,570 See that trash can? 819 01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:41,570 Fuck it! 820 01:04:43,570 --> 01:04:45,570 What? Fuck that trash can. 821 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:49,570 Now! Was I not clear? What... 822 01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:51,570 What do you mean by, 'fuck the trash can?' 823 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:55,570 What you were doing to Zohar, do it to the trash can. But... 824 01:05:05,570 --> 01:05:08,570 What? Suddenly you can't? 825 01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,570 You're insane. 826 01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:14,570 What were you thinking, that you can bang whoever you want? 827 01:05:21,570 --> 01:05:23,570 Give me his clothes. 828 01:05:25,570 --> 01:05:28,570 Leave and don't come back. 829 01:05:31,570 --> 01:05:35,570 I need my rifle back. I can't give it back to you. 830 01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:38,570 Irena, give him back his rifle. What are you doing? 831 01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:40,570 He'll kill us. 832 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:44,570 Give me back my rifle and I won't do anything to you. I swear. 833 01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:46,570 They'll put me in military prison. 834 01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:49,570 Haven't I gone through enough? 835 01:05:56,570 --> 01:05:58,570 Thank you. 836 01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:14,570 Rama! Rama! No more Rama. You're done. 837 01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:17,570 Just so you know, I almost got raped and killed. 838 01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:19,570 Why can't I believe a word coming out of your mouth? 839 01:06:19,570 --> 01:06:22,570 Ask Irena if you don't believe me. 840 01:06:22,570 --> 01:06:24,570 I have no idea what she's talking about. 841 01:06:26,570 --> 01:06:31,570 Irena! You were just pointing an M-16 rifle at a soldier, about to kill him! 842 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,570 What the hell are you talking about? 843 01:06:32,570 --> 01:06:36,570 You're no longer possessed! That's what happened! Rama, listen. 844 01:06:36,570 --> 01:06:40,570 Tehila's ghost possessed Irena while she was sleeping in her bed. 845 01:06:40,570 --> 01:06:44,570 And then she sent Irena to avenge all the assholes that hurt her and... 846 01:06:44,570 --> 01:06:47,570 And now Tehila's ghost left Irena's body 847 01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:50,570 And that's the reason Irena doesn't recall any of it! 848 01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:55,570 I called the infirmary and asked if you were there. Guess what? 849 01:06:55,570 --> 01:06:59,570 Right, we weren't in the infirmary, but that has nothing to do with it. 850 01:07:00,570 --> 01:07:02,570 What would you do if you were me? 851 01:07:02,570 --> 01:07:05,570 What? I'm asking you. 852 01:07:05,570 --> 01:07:06,570 What would you do? 853 01:07:06,570 --> 01:07:09,570 In regards to what? In regards to you! 854 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:14,570 What would you do if you were me? 855 01:07:17,570 --> 01:07:20,570 I can't imagine a situation like that. 856 01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:25,570 Go to the barracks. Good night. 857 01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:36,570 Your friends are working their butts off and so am I. We're giving everything to this office. 858 01:07:36,570 --> 01:07:38,570 And what does it look like? 859 01:07:39,570 --> 01:07:40,570 Disgusting. 860 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:42,570 When I come back in the morning, 861 01:07:42,570 --> 01:07:45,570 I don't want to recognize this place, because it's going to be spotless. 862 01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:51,570 Organized, tidy, without this dust and these extra papers all over the place. 863 01:07:51,570 --> 01:07:52,570 A new office! 864 01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,570 But it's going to take me the whole night. 865 01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:57,570 Why not do it all together tomorrow morning? 866 01:07:57,570 --> 01:07:58,570 What wasn't clear about my orders? 867 01:07:58,570 --> 01:08:02,570 I don't understand why you're calling me out and giving me the most brutal punishments 868 01:08:02,570 --> 01:08:04,570 I'm doing this for you. 869 01:08:04,570 --> 01:08:09,570 Because one day you'll wake up and realize that you spent two years in the IDF and didn't do anything. 870 01:08:09,570 --> 01:08:12,570 Didn't leave your mark. 871 01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:16,570 While there are soldiers that sacrifice their lives. 872 01:08:16,570 --> 01:08:23,570 So here it is, your chance to contribute a little to the Army. 873 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:21,570 Careful. It's still wet here. 874 01:10:00,570 --> 01:10:02,570 Where are all the pages? 875 01:10:04,570 --> 01:10:07,570 You told me to shred all the extra papers. 876 01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:12,570 Those in the trash cans. Not the ones we need. 877 01:10:12,570 --> 01:10:18,570 We don't need so much paper. It just makes our lives complicated. 878 01:10:20,570 --> 01:10:24,570 So where are the old records? 879 01:10:24,570 --> 01:10:26,570 In your office. 880 01:10:51,570 --> 01:10:53,570 Rama? 881 01:10:55,570 --> 01:10:56,570 Rama? 882 01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:15,570 Episode 3: The Commander 883 01:11:24,570 --> 01:11:26,570 Mitzpe Ramon (Town in the Negev) 884 01:11:28,570 --> 01:11:30,570 Officers' Training School 885 01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:38,570 One, attack. Two, freeze. Three, elbow. Four, knee, the knee, the knee. 886 01:11:38,570 --> 01:11:40,570 Knee, good. Now switch. 887 01:11:40,570 --> 01:11:42,570 Let's go, Let's go! 888 01:11:42,570 --> 01:11:46,570 68, two... 889 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:50,570 69, training is almost over, Up! 890 01:11:50,570 --> 01:11:54,570 Yelena, you're not trying! 70! 891 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:58,570 Up! I can do this all day. 71, I have time. 892 01:11:59,570 --> 01:12:04,570 Up! 90 degree knees, 72! 893 01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:08,570 How do you expect to get attention if you can't do sit ups? 894 01:12:08,570 --> 01:12:13,570 76! Faster! Up! 895 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,570 77! 896 01:12:32,570 --> 01:12:37,570 You'll never finish training like that, Dafi. 87! 897 01:12:37,570 --> 01:12:42,570 Up! Look at you. 88, Disgrace! 898 01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:44,570 Up! 899 01:12:44,570 --> 01:12:47,570 Responsibility! Question: 900 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:50,570 What is so unique about accomplishing the goal? 901 01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:55,570 Yeah. Equality. Good. Moving on. 902 01:12:59,570 --> 01:13:02,570 Hi, this is Zohar. Don't leave me voicemails because I can't hear them. 903 01:13:02,570 --> 01:13:04,570 So get lost. Bye. 904 01:13:04,570 --> 01:13:07,570 The soldiers in training, in order to calculate who's going to ask for sick days and when... 905 01:13:07,570 --> 01:13:08,570 Personnel Department. Hello. 906 01:13:08,570 --> 01:13:10,570 Hi, may I speak to Zohar? 907 01:13:10,570 --> 01:13:15,570 Who is this, Dafi? Yeah. Can I speak to Zohar? 908 01:13:15,570 --> 01:13:16,570 Zohar is in prison. 909 01:13:16,570 --> 01:13:18,570 What? Why? 910 01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:19,570 She shredded the entire office. 911 01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:21,570 Why are you whispering? I can't hear you. 912 01:13:21,570 --> 01:13:23,570 Because Rama doesn't want us to talk about it. 913 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:26,570 Anyway, Zohar got three months prison time. 914 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,570 Three months in prison? 915 01:13:36,570 --> 01:13:40,570 I was just planning on moving up the ranks in the Army. I mean, go far and... 916 01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:43,570 I know it was pretty bad after we failed the inspection, 917 01:13:43,570 --> 01:13:47,570 but look how the office has progressed since then. Greatly. 918 01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:51,570 Look, we don't have the quota to promote you. 919 01:13:51,570 --> 01:13:53,570 What, but... why isn't there a quota? 920 01:13:53,570 --> 01:13:59,570 There was only one quota for non-combatants and the Education Office got it. 921 01:13:59,570 --> 01:14:04,570 Rama, It's ok. You're getting discharged. 922 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:07,570 Is it because I'm a woman? 923 01:14:07,570 --> 01:14:11,570 The education officer is a woman. 924 01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:12,570 Yeah, I... 925 01:14:12,570 --> 01:14:15,570 Rama, you've been outstanding, and no one can take that away from you. 926 01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:18,570 Don't think I overlooked the fact that you're talented and dedicated. 927 01:14:18,570 --> 01:14:22,570 But looking at other aspects, personal communication, and the ability to command efficiently 928 01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:25,570 are also very important for a military career. 929 01:15:00,570 --> 01:15:03,570 To Rama and Liat. Good luck in your future endeavors. 930 01:15:12,570 --> 01:15:14,570 Thank you, Boaz. 931 01:15:15,570 --> 01:15:18,570 Damn. Shira left...now you. 932 01:15:18,570 --> 01:15:21,570 Namonet is leaving as well. It'll be just me very soon. 933 01:15:21,570 --> 01:15:27,570 Guys, today we are saying goodbye to an officer that gave 110 percent of herself. 934 01:15:27,570 --> 01:15:29,570 So, a round of applause for Rama. 935 01:15:29,570 --> 01:15:32,570 Rama, good luck with your civilian life. 936 01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:36,570 I also prepared something. 937 01:15:42,570 --> 01:15:46,570 Franz Kafka once said: "The chains that cuff humanity..." 938 01:15:46,570 --> 01:15:49,570 "...are made of office paper." 939 01:15:49,570 --> 01:15:53,570 And really, after we lost all the records, I was lost. 940 01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:58,570 But in the past few weeks, we started the digital records restoration, 941 01:15:58,570 --> 01:16:03,570 broke loose from the papers, and I'm proud to announce that we are the most advanced 942 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:06,570 and eco-friendly office in the IDF. 943 01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:09,570 And big thanks to Zachi, our great computer systems officer, 944 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,570 who worked day and night. 945 01:16:11,570 --> 01:16:13,570 Cheers! Hold on. 946 01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:19,570 I would like to end on a personal note... 947 01:16:19,570 --> 01:16:21,570 Excuse me, Boaz? 948 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:26,570 Ofer is waiting in the office. He says it's urgent. The region just got hot. 949 01:16:26,570 --> 01:16:29,570 Okay, get the operations officer and company officer for an evaluation. Nir, come. 950 01:16:29,570 --> 01:16:32,570 Rama, good luck with your civilian life. 951 01:16:32,570 --> 01:16:34,570 Thank you, Boaz. 952 01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:39,570 Have fun! Thank you. 953 01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:46,570 You can go ahead and eat the pie if you like. My mom made it. 954 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:49,570 Thanks, Zachi. 955 01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:53,570 Well... 956 01:16:54,570 --> 01:16:57,570 Okay, good luck...I'll be in the office for now. 957 01:16:57,570 --> 01:16:58,570 Good luck, Rama. 958 01:17:03,570 --> 01:17:06,570 First Lieutenant, Daphne Tsafrir! 959 01:17:08,570 --> 01:17:12,570 First Lieutenant, Shira Pinchas! 960 01:17:13,570 --> 01:17:16,570 First in class, Tama Lahav... 961 01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:44,570 Dafi, the commanders are very proud of you. 962 01:17:44,570 --> 01:17:47,570 I'm speaking on behalf of all of us. 963 01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:50,570 You arrived here as a soldier that didn't believe in herself. 964 01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:55,570 You came a long way in empowering yourself and now, there is an officer sitting before of us 965 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:57,570 a success. 966 01:17:57,570 --> 01:18:01,570 You're going from here to additional training and this is your placement. 967 01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:03,570 Good luck. 968 01:18:16,570 --> 01:18:18,570 No, this can't be. It's a mistake. 969 01:18:18,570 --> 01:18:21,570 For sure, I'm supposed to be placed in the city. 970 01:18:23,570 --> 01:18:26,570 I'm supposed to be placed in the City. It's...it's all been taken care of. 971 01:18:26,570 --> 01:18:30,570 No. No. It's not a mistake. It's correct. 972 01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:35,570 Dafi? 973 01:18:37,570 --> 01:18:42,570 We've all been so impressed by your motivation. 974 01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:48,570 You remember that we're here to serve the military. Right? 975 01:18:52,570 --> 01:18:55,570 For six months I've been suffering this training 976 01:18:55,570 --> 01:18:58,570 and what helped me make it was believing I'd be placed in the City. 977 01:18:58,570 --> 01:19:02,570 It's too exaggerated. There's a war going on out there. Pull yourself together. 978 01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:04,570 War? I'm just a non-combatant officer! 979 01:19:04,570 --> 01:19:09,570 What? Our soldiers are getting killed and here you are, crying over your placement? 980 01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:14,570 Come on, Dafi. Let's not be disgraceful. 981 01:19:19,570 --> 01:19:24,570 In regards to the medical aspect, evacuation is based on two ambulances in Ze'ev. 982 01:19:24,570 --> 01:19:27,570 This week we're expecting a heat index of 3, so we're supplying a water tanker of course. 983 01:19:27,570 --> 01:19:31,570 We need to pay attention that everyone drinks because last week three trainees were evacuated. 984 01:19:31,570 --> 01:19:34,570 It was a long hour until that wretched doctor found them. One is still in the hospital. 985 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,570 And listen, I don't want to have anymore incidents. 986 01:19:36,570 --> 01:19:38,570 Okay, did the maintenance officer update you? 987 01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:43,570 Okay. Pay attention to the next move. Zohar...Quiet 988 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,570 What about that coffee? All the officers are waiting. 989 01:19:46,570 --> 01:19:47,570 Hold on... 990 01:19:50,570 --> 01:19:51,570 I'm going to break the record. 991 01:19:51,570 --> 01:19:56,570 Let's not be disgraceful.There's a war going on out there and you're playing computer games? 992 01:19:56,570 --> 01:19:57,570 What do you want? I'm sweeping mines over here! 993 01:19:57,570 --> 01:20:00,570 It's really dangerous. 994 01:20:06,570 --> 01:20:08,570 The crowd is on its feet. 995 01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:10,570 All the Mine Sweeper champions... 996 01:20:10,570 --> 01:20:17,570 and she's clearing her targets with no fear. 997 01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:21,570 Who's the boss? Me! Alright, shut up, shut up, shut up. 998 01:20:21,570 --> 01:20:25,570 Thank you, G*d! I broke the world record! 999 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,570 You really have an attitude. 1000 01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:30,570 This talk sounds familiar. 1001 01:20:30,570 --> 01:20:33,570 Is that what they teach you at officer training? Respect? 1002 01:20:33,570 --> 01:20:36,570 You'll get up right now and take these trays for me. 1003 01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:38,570 I can't get up. We're in the middle of a bet. 1004 01:20:38,570 --> 01:20:39,570 Excuse me? 1005 01:20:39,570 --> 01:20:42,570 We're betting who can last the longest without getting off their chair. 1006 01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:48,570 With all due respect, I have no intention of losing to these green soldiers. 1007 01:20:48,570 --> 01:20:51,570 Zohar, I already prepared everything. Just serve this please. 1008 01:20:55,570 --> 01:20:57,570 Give me a push, come on! 1009 01:21:00,570 --> 01:21:02,570 Zohar, stop it! 1010 01:21:03,570 --> 01:21:06,570 Zohar! You will get off of that chair right now. 1011 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:11,570 But this is a new start. Finally, they won't check out our asses. 1012 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,570 Zohar Ben Ari, you just got denied your vacation. 1013 01:21:16,570 --> 01:21:18,570 I understand that you want to act like a commander 1014 01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:21,570 because you're upset that you got screwed and have to stay here for double the time, but 1015 01:21:21,570 --> 01:21:25,570 I'm sorry. I'm going to have fun here and not suffer. 1016 01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:27,570 My time is valuable. 1017 01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:30,570 Even if I can't wait for it to be over. 1018 01:21:30,570 --> 01:21:34,570 So, take it down a notch with this, "denial of vacation" thing. 1019 01:21:34,570 --> 01:21:36,570 Are you trying me? 1020 01:21:36,570 --> 01:21:39,570 Don't repeat her like that. Poor thing, she's sick. 1021 01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:42,570 She has First Lieutenant sickness. 1022 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,570 But it will pass, right, Dafi? 1023 01:21:44,570 --> 01:21:48,570 Okay, well it seems you're enjoying each others company. 1024 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:52,570 So from now on, every punishment Zohar gets will carry on to all of you. 1025 01:21:52,570 --> 01:21:55,570 Is that clear? You have 10 seconds to get in formation. 1026 01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:59,570 Formation? There's only four of us. Let's go. 1027 01:22:05,570 --> 01:22:08,570 When welcoming an officer, the office soldiers will stand at attention. 1028 01:22:08,570 --> 01:22:09,570 Two, three...Attention. 1029 01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:12,570 What are you? A Drill Instructor? 1030 01:22:12,570 --> 01:22:15,570 Give me a hundred sit ups. Yeah, right! 1031 01:22:15,570 --> 01:22:18,570 Okay, like I said before, the punishment carries on to all of you and 1032 01:22:18,570 --> 01:22:21,570 now you need to give me a hundred sit ups. 1033 01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:25,570 Quickly, or it's going to be 200. 1034 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:33,570 One, two, two... 1035 01:22:33,570 --> 01:22:34,570 Have you lost your mind? 1036 01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:41,570 I'm your officer now. Get it already. 1037 01:22:41,570 --> 01:22:42,570 I'm an officer now. 1038 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:47,570 "I will appreciate if you consider my difficulties of being in a desert" 1039 01:22:47,570 --> 01:22:49,570 "that triggers my allergic reactions." 1040 01:22:49,570 --> 01:22:54,570 "I'm under close observation by orthopedists and surgeons" 1041 01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:58,570 "And so, I would be able to contribute more if I am stationed in the City rather than Shizafon Base." 1042 01:22:58,570 --> 01:23:00,570 It's important for me." 1043 01:23:48,570 --> 01:23:50,570 You're so mean. 1044 01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:54,570 Zohar, look at me. 1045 01:23:54,570 --> 01:23:56,570 Commander. 1046 01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:59,570 You can't make me look at you. 1047 01:23:59,570 --> 01:24:00,570 Especially not while I'm eating. 1048 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:04,570 Don't you have even a little respect for our past friendship? 1049 01:24:04,570 --> 01:24:08,570 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1050 01:24:08,570 --> 01:24:10,570 A true friendship is to stick together. 1051 01:24:10,570 --> 01:24:14,570 A true friendship is that you care about somone, with no regards to their location. 1052 01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:17,570 And you only care about yourself. 1053 01:24:17,570 --> 01:24:20,570 Stop playing, we're having a conversation. 1054 01:24:20,570 --> 01:24:23,570 I can't stop playing, my dear, 1055 01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:29,790 because I'm about to set another record. 1056 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:33,570 I'm going to delete them. All these games. 1057 01:24:33,570 --> 01:24:37,570 Delete? You don't even know where "Enter" is. 1058 01:24:37,570 --> 01:24:39,570 You barely even know how to turn it on. 1059 01:24:39,570 --> 01:24:43,570 Here it is. Pretty simple. 1060 01:24:47,570 --> 01:24:50,570 Don't Touch it. Move, Zohar, you're in the way. 1061 01:24:50,570 --> 01:24:53,570 I'm just reminding you that mine and your highest scores in "Average Mine Sweeper" are on this computer. 1062 01:24:53,570 --> 01:24:55,570 Been set to "Minesweeper" on this computer. 1063 01:24:55,570 --> 01:24:57,570 I don't care about the high scores anymore. 1064 01:24:57,570 --> 01:25:02,570 These high scores are the best achievements you will ever have. 1065 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:18,570 Don't move. 1066 01:25:19,570 --> 01:25:21,570 Cut the bullshit. 1067 01:25:23,570 --> 01:25:25,570 The next one will be right between your eyes. 1068 01:25:25,570 --> 01:25:27,570 Zohar, Stop! You're insane. 1069 01:25:27,570 --> 01:25:31,570 Get off the computer. No. 1070 01:26:09,570 --> 01:26:12,570 Dafi, I'm warning you. 1071 01:26:36,570 --> 01:26:41,570 Dafi! Don't you touch my computer! 1072 01:26:41,570 --> 01:26:43,570 Dafi! 1073 01:26:43,570 --> 01:26:46,570 Don't you touch my computer! 1074 01:26:55,570 --> 01:26:58,570 Did something happen in your office? 1075 01:26:58,570 --> 01:27:00,570 It's really private. 1076 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:01,570 I'm talking about the server rack. 1077 01:27:01,570 --> 01:27:05,570 The what? The master server system. Did anyone touch it? 1078 01:27:05,570 --> 01:27:08,570 Because I'm missing some information. 1079 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:13,570 It's Zachi from computing. Can you please open up? 1080 01:27:16,570 --> 01:27:23,570 I need your statement about the incident. What exactly happened there? 1081 01:27:23,570 --> 01:27:26,570 We had a... 1082 01:27:27,570 --> 01:27:29,570 an argument. 1083 01:27:30,570 --> 01:27:34,570 I meant to delete all the games from the computers but accidentally 1084 01:27:34,570 --> 01:27:37,570 I clicked on the... She's lying. 1085 01:27:37,570 --> 01:27:40,570 I deleted a bunch of things to piss her off. 1086 01:27:40,570 --> 01:27:44,570 Wait, so it wasn't you? No, no, it was actually me. 1087 01:27:44,570 --> 01:27:47,570 She tried to stop me but she was too late. 1088 01:27:47,570 --> 01:27:50,570 Aren't you the one that shredded the entire personnel records once? 1089 01:27:50,570 --> 01:27:53,570 Yes, but there's no connection between the incidents. 1090 01:27:53,570 --> 01:27:59,570 Really. Back then I was following my ideology and now... 1091 01:27:59,570 --> 01:28:01,570 It was a mistake. 1092 01:28:01,570 --> 01:28:03,570 Do you know that what you did is unrecoverable? 1093 01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,570 All our work went down the drain. Three months worth of work 1094 01:28:05,570 --> 01:28:08,570 that doesn't have any written backup because, thanks to you, there is no paper trail! 1095 01:28:08,570 --> 01:28:10,570 Zachi, calm down. 1096 01:28:10,570 --> 01:28:11,570 I will not calm down. 1097 01:28:17,570 --> 01:28:24,570 You shouldn't have done that. Now they're gonna' go after you. 1098 01:28:24,570 --> 01:28:27,570 I doubt it. 1099 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:30,570 It's not ok. I'll tell them I'm to blame. 1100 01:28:30,570 --> 01:28:34,570 Don't worry about it. You're an officer now. 1101 01:28:35,570 --> 01:28:38,570 You need to hold yourself to higher standards. 1102 01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:51,570 So, how was officer training? 1103 01:28:51,570 --> 01:28:54,570 A nightmare. How was prison? 1104 01:28:54,570 --> 01:28:57,570 Not bad. It was actually alright. 1105 01:28:58,570 --> 01:29:00,570 Anything is better than the kibbutz. 1106 01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:02,570 Come in, please. 1107 01:29:03,570 --> 01:29:07,570 Not every orchestra is the right fit for a trumpeteer. 1108 01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:10,570 There is a trumpeteer that's good for the philharmonic orchestra, another one is good for the local orchestra. 1109 01:29:10,570 --> 01:29:14,570 The challenge is to find the right fit. 1110 01:29:15,570 --> 01:29:21,570 Along this corner. You see? All across the corner. 1111 01:29:25,570 --> 01:29:27,570 Well, what did you get? 1112 01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:31,570 He said I'm not suitable for an operational position so he's demoting me to a position with less responsibility. 1113 01:29:31,570 --> 01:29:33,570 Really? Where? 1114 01:29:33,570 --> 01:29:36,570 In the City. 1115 01:29:37,570 --> 01:29:41,570 I'm moving to the City. 1116 01:29:46,570 --> 01:29:52,570 It soon became clear that that the only thing Dafi didn't delete from the computers 1117 01:29:52,570 --> 01:29:55,570 ...were the games we were playing. 1118 01:29:55,570 --> 01:29:59,570 I've decided to stop looking for guys. I quit playing "Mine Sweeper..." 1119 01:29:59,570 --> 01:30:03,570 ...and now I've devoted my life to..."Solitaire". 1120 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,570 She's been like that all day. 1121 01:31:27,570 --> 01:31:31,570 They left me to rest in the infirmary and time flew by quickly. 1122 01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:33,570 Discharged. 1123 01:31:33,570 --> 01:31:37,570 No more mail Sergeants. Everything by email. 1124 01:31:42,570 --> 01:31:45,570 "I sent you a letter over a week ago." 1125 01:31:45,570 --> 01:31:51,570 "I asked to move to another office because this one smells like whitewash, the window is facing East and I'm allergic to the sun." 1126 01:31:51,570 --> 01:31:53,570 "So, is my request being considered? 1127 01:31:53,570 --> 01:31:55,570 That's good. Add, "Thanks for considering it". 1128 01:31:55,570 --> 01:31:58,570 Shit!94297