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Hey, Renee. Nice block.
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-What's wrong?
-What? I can't kick a cushion?
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They're made soft
so they'll be kickable.
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I paid for half of that.
You wanna kick--
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-It's a Thanksgiving ritual, okay?
-A what?
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Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday.
A time to reflect...
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...on everything we're thankful for,
and I honor it by kicking cushions.
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Thanks for having a full life.
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Thanks for having somebody to love.
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Thanks for waking up every day
to be a lawyer.
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Thanks for not wanting a man
or needing one.
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Thanks for the millions of men
that I don't need or want.
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For not being tickled in so long,
I forget how it feels!
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Thanks for Thanksgiving, and knowing
that Christmas comes next.
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You Never Can T ell
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-Sweetheart.
-l' m not sweet.
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-Darling.
-Never that.
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We have exchanged affection.
Do I have to call you Ling?
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Sugar. Or honey. Pumpkin.
Anything food. Call me food.
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Honey, I know this lawsuit's
important, but--
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-Are you suggesting I drop it?
-Porkchop...
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...it's nice to have a hope
of victory and--
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He harassed me.
You can prove it if you're good.
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-What if we settle?
-What's the offer?
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-Nothing. But we could get an apology.
-No. We sue.
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-Buttercup--
-No!
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-How do we--
-Just saddle me up--
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Quiet! I'll ignore you one at a time.
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-Absurd cases go to Georgia.
-What?
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-I agree, he does saddle you up.
-Funny.
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She's saddled.
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We have to draw a line.
You wanna sleep with her--
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Ling.
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You took my cases to sleep with me?
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Bacon bits. I'm nice because
I want to sleep with you.
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That's why I kissed you.
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T aking your cases--
I do that because...
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...you're rich and
a potential cash cow to milk.
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Suing a man for sexual thoughts,
with no action on his part--
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I thought we were friends.
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-Friends? Well, we are.
-You' re a mean and spiteful group.
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Where's Nelle? I need comfort.
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-She needs comfort.
-Yeah.
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-Bowling?
-A date.
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What kind of guy bowls?
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Ben says he's cute.
Plus, you know, desperate.
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-He's desperate?
-You are.
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Thanksgiving's soon.
You want a reason to be grateful.
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Nobody ever met
anybody any good bowling.
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We're going bowling.
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Up on the stand, it's important
that you're sympathetic.
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Do you think that's within your range?
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Also, the part about
you being a bit psychic.
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-That'll be a hurdle.
-Only penile psychic.
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I can tell when a man thinks
with his unit. Can't you?
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Sometimes.
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If they win early,
we may not go before a jury.
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-So?
-So my being sympathetic is moot.
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But it's never too early
to start practicing.
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I need Nelle.
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-John?
-Nelle, hello.
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Listen....
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-Oh, you like my outfit?
-Well, yes.
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Ling. She designs clothes for fun.
She's great.
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It's called "Le Steward. "
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Flight attendant. Men like it,
I don't know why. Can we go out?
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-What?
-I'm starting to like you.
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Can we go on a real date?
With a beginning and an end.
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You'd rather covet from afar.
But it's driving me a little crazy.
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Just whistle once for "yes. "
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Great.
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Here's the file for Summary Judgment.
Pleadings. Depositions.
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This empty folder is
the supporting case law.
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-What?
-We know there's a story...
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-...but we shouldn't ask.
-It's a pregnancy dress. I made it.
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-Foam, very comfortable.
-Why?
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Pregnant women get breaks. Full cart
of groceries? Use the express lane.
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Speeding tickets? There's a water
packet. Break it. Looks real.
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You can use handicap parking.
I' m getting the patent.
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-Georgia, could I have a second?
-Sure.
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-What's up?
-What?
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The dress. You're looking
to be noticed again. T ell me.
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T ell me.
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-George dumped me.
-He did?
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I mean, he did?
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-You okay?
-Yes. It's not that I loved him or....
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I'm fine with it.
I was losing interest.
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He did me a favor.
It's hard to tell someone that....
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-I'm glad I'm off the hook.
-You're lying.
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I am fine.
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I will be fine.
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It's just Thanksgiving.
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I hate being alone on Thanksgiving.
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Can't eat turkey if you feel like one.
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Yeah. Come over to my house
Thursday. We'll watch football.
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We'll throw some cushions....
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George told me everything.
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How he fell for you and how you stayed
loyal to me and....
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On Thursday, I'll be giving thanks
that you' re my friend.
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Same here.
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We'll probably never
really look like this.
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Oh, you never can tell, Elaine.
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Excuse me.
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He works for her. An employer is
suing an employee for harassment.
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Second, he didn't do anything.
He's being sued for his thoughts.
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George Orwell would be
thrilled at this idea.
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But even he wouldn't have
imagined we'd come to a point where...
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...people are sued for ideas.
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I have to say, Ms. McBeal,
this is out there.
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-Ms. McBeal?
-Sorry?
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-Will you focus on the case?
-Yes. There's no case law...
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...saying an employer
can't sue an employee.
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Is there a hostile workplace?
Who works for who is irrelevant.
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Second, I suspect that Mr. Wells...
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...thinks that--
Feels that...
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...I'm interested in him.
You might think so too.
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-Maybe I could have been more subtle.
-Perhaps.
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Where should the line be?
I mean, I just gave him a look.
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Now, I could give him this look.
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Or I could just smile softly.
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Or I could just look up a little with
my head down.
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Or I could just send the slightest,
almost undetectable signal.
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My own l-wanna-sleep-with-you glance
that he alone can read.
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I want it. Right here.
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Right now. Rough.
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-You won?
-Summary judgment.
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I had faith. You're unsaddled.
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-Ally did it.
-Where's Ling?
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She's not here?
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We gotta review testimony.
She's first up.
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She went into Ally's office
with Elaine.
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Cream and sugar?
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Stop tightening.
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-What are you doing?
-Making her sympathetic.
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This will do,
but I have a fake cast too.
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You can't fake an injury.
That's false testimony.
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-There's not enough plaster--
-Excuse me?
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-T ake it off. It's stupid.
-A trial is all about presentation.
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Now.
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This is how she treats the pregnant.
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John?
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Billy.
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-How's it going?
-Fine. Thank you.
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Everything all right?
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I'm at a precipice.
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Feel like talking about it?
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Is it Stefan?
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It's really not Stefan.
No, it's Nelle.
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But the loss of Stefan, I think...
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-...Ieft me with a void to fill.
-Are you and Nelle...?
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She wants to go on a real date.
Much as I prefer to covet from afar...
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... I do have glandular pulls.
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-What's the conflict?
-I can't see being with her long term.
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But the idea of the short term,
that draws me.
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I' m worried. You know,
what might be fun for her...
156
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-...could be dangerous for me.
-Think you might fall in love?
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Worse things could happen.
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Suppose I did fall in love.
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It'd be hard to work
in the office with her.
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The law would preclude removing her
from the office.
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On the other hand...
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...it's not wise to sit in a
corner all my life.
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Honest answer, Billy.
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Could you see the two of us
working out?
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No.
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-Usually it was full scanning.
-"Full scanning"?
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His eyes started at my ankles.
They'd go up my legs...
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...pause at my calves, then to
my butt, again a pause.
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Then up the torso, over my head,
down over my hair...
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...resting again on my butt.
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He'd usually end with a squint and
purse of the lips.
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-How often did he do it?
-Whenever I entered the plant.
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I was too unnerved to enter
the plant for fear of leers.
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I' m the manager.
I have to be there.
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But he worked for you.
Why not fire him?
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I couldn't. He's union.
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What's the harm in having a man look
at you? I kind of like it.
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With the right man, yes.
With a pig, you have nightmares.
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-You had nightmares?
-I would picture his thoughts.
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This fat, dirty person
sweating above me.
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-Objection.
-He thought that. Ask him.
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What else would he do? Besides think?
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He'd call me by my name. Woo.
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Except he'd say it soft. "Woo. "
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Like post-coital. "Whew. "
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It repulsed me.
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This is none of my business.
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Then the discussion
should end there, right?
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John is kind of a vulnerable guy.
I think you know that.
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I was impressed when you gave
him the frog. But I would hope...
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...you wouldn't date him
either out of curiosity or sport.
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He gave me his spare flusher.
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If you were afraid
that he overheard you, chances are...
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...you weren't being loyal by saying it.
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He hasn't talked to you?
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He says " hello. " "Good morning. "
Stuff like that. But lasciviously.
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-He says "hello" lasciviously?
-Yes.
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And shoots me groin-motivated looks.
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Is it possible that you
imagined this?
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I never considered that,
but let me. No.
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-He hasn't done anything besides look?
-Right.
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These looks, did others see them?
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Even if they had, so what?
They're union. They stick together.
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I see. Ms. Woo.
I don't mean to offend...
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...but could your work attire
be construed as provocative?
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I dress modern, but not to incur
the vile thoughts your client has.
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-Your honor.
-Sustained.
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For yes or no questions,
"yes" or " no" will do.
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I'm sorry.
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Have you sought medical treatment
for your emotional injuries?
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I should have. But I was raised
not to impose on others.
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I decided to sue, not for me,
but to stop him from harming others.
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T o think that other women
could be objectified, and to know...
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-...that I could have acted--
-Your Honor?
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For the yes or no questions....
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-Ready?
-Yes.
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I prefer going to the bar downstairs.
I feel more comfortable there.
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Okay.
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As hostile as she was,
the jury liked her.
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Something about Ling--
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-Watch it.
-The holes are too big.
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-Your fingers are too little.
-Do they make little balls?
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Here come the guys.
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-Ready to knock down some pins?
-All set.
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-Ally, you know Ben.
-Yeah.
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And this is Wallace Pike.
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-Wally, Ally.
-Hello.
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-It's nice to meet you.
-May I offer you something to drink?
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Maybe later. I have to
find a ball that fits.
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-Renee? Could you help me?
-Yeah, sure.
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It's hard to dance. I' m a little
wrought.
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After this is over, maybe you could
take a break from suing people.
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In which case, how would you milk me?
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Did Ling just make a joke?
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You're not having fun, are you?
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I am. I would like to get you out of
this cocoon sometime.
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Are you afraid of me?
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Oh, l.... A little.
239
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,634
Hi.
240
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,794
I've seen you before.
You work in the building?
241
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,476
-I do, actually.
-Yeah. My name's Sean.
242
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,748
Hi, Sean.
I'm Nelle, and this is my date, John.
243
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,232
-Hey. Sean.
-Hello.
244
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,191
Good to meet you both.
245
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,399
-So, we gonna dance?
-Actually, I'm beat.
246
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,556
If you don't mind,
could we just cut it a bit short?
247
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,353
Sure.
248
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,513
The ball holes are too big, damn it.
249
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,949
-Did that count?
-Let's go dancing.
250
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,998
-No.
-I'm an excellent dancer.
251
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,951
I love bowling.
It's more fun than dancing.
252
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,351
I couldn't help noticing.
253
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:33,033
-The balls are too big for you.
-The ball holes. Yes.
254
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,117
My name's Seymore Martin.
255
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,393
My wife and I came here on
Wednesday nights for 36 years.
256
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,152
-She died three Decembers ago.
-He's as funny as Wally.
257
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,478
I'm sorry to hear that.
258
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,748
I bowl alone now.
I bring her ball in memory.
259
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,276
She too, had little hands.
You may use it.
260
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,998
Oh, no. No, I couldn't.
261
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,599
It'd make her happy.
We met in this alley.
262
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,195
Her name is Ally. Isn't that ironic?
263
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,559
Please, see if it fits.
264
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,314
Wow. Finally a snug fit.
265
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,195
Well, here it goes.
266
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:49,350
-This left here, and it's 1 41 2.
-You got it, ma'am.
267
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,435
-Lousy time, huh?
-No. I'll see you tomorrow.
268
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,359
I'm sorry I was so beat.
269
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,953
Good night.
270
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,391
-Can you turn them at all?
-No.
271
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,359
Fingers swell during menstruation.
272
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,559
You're a walking HBO special.
Anybody ever tell you that?
273
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,274
I had some salt.
They could be swollen.
274
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:37,230
-lf you wait, you risk circulation.
-Can't you wait, Ally?
275
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,398
I'm in trial tomorrow.
I can't go like this.
276
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,238
-Cut it off.
-No, please!
277
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,228
I came to you because
something about you spoke to me.
278
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,192
The kindness of your soul.
279
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,751
This ball is my most treasured
possession.
280
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,071
We'll get through this.
281
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,558
-What do you mean, "stuck"?
-lt won't come off.
282
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,070
You can't go to court like that.
283
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,279
What else am I gonna do?
It's the guy's dead wife.
284
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,191
-This is all he has left of her.
-You sabotage all my good cases.
285
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,594
Georgia. Can you step in?
286
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,354
Ally's prepared the next witness.
287
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,472
I need Nelle. I'm fraught.
288
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,395
My case is borderline.
She's gonna argue it like that?
289
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,558
-I'll hide it.
-You can use my pregnant dress.
290
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,028
Quiet!
291
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,835
You could explain it
to the judge and the jury.
292
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,315
They might find it endearing.
293
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,189
Ally? I worried all night.
294
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,352
-Who are you?
-Oh, Wally.
295
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,473
-I'm fine. Thank you.
-I brought these.
296
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,395
-You shouldn't have. Take it. My hand.
-Sure.
297
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,156
Georgia, we gotta get to court.
Let's go. Bye, Wally. Thanks.
298
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,958
Elaine. In my office.
299
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,950
A $50 raise to get rid of him.
300
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,231
Tell him you're not interested.
301
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,193
I did. He says he'll persevere.
302
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,432
And he says that
every knock is a boost.
303
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,955
Boost him down the stairs.
304
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,199
Thanksgiving's soon.
Doesn't he beat being alone?
305
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,154
Does he look like he does?
306
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,556
What the hell is that?
307
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,797
He's singing. How romantic.
308
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,793
You take him.
You're on the rebound.
309
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,076
That wasn't nice.
310
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,073
I'm sorry. I didn't--
311
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,550
Wally!
312
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,791
That was mean of me and I'm--
313
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,229
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
314
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,274
John, you got
the biggest booger....
315
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,754
-It's a frog. Bygones.
-Did you need something?
316
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,556
-The bar. I couldn't help but notice--
-Because he was spying.
317
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,429
A guy came up. Did Nelle
start up with him, or...?
318
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,719
No. But the thing you have
to realize about Nelle is...
319
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,354
...that she's standing
right behind you.
320
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,479
Nelle. We're just
reviewing the date. Any thoughts?
321
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,198
How about what's between
me and John stays that way?
322
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,833
Seriously.
323
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,150
If you wanna tell them
what's up, go ahead.
324
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,511
At some point,
I'd appreciate you telling me.
325
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,073
Unbelievable legs.
326
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,039
I'd like to be alone.
327
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,435
Billy. Go.
328
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,712
-I'll sue you.
-I'm sure.
329
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,109
Malpractice.
330
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,554
-What?
-Ask her.
331
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,591
Soybean?
332
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,392
-We lost. Directed verdict.
-What?
333
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,309
The judge said,
"I've heard all I need to. "
334
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,035
We prepared you.
Sexually harassing thoughts....
335
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,879
The law will get there, it's just--
336
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,432
A problem with being a visionary.
They laughed at Ben Franklin.
337
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,037
I let my frog run free,
he got flushed.
338
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,833
I don't want my hope...
339
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,352
-...to meet the same fate.
-Afraid you'll be hurt?
340
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:09,079
When that man approached you--
That must happen all the time.
341
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,550
With princes, not just frogs.
342
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,675
Can we get off the frog thing?
You know I hate frogs.
343
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:20,277
You' re beautiful and smart.
Everything you want in a man...
344
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,239
...those choices are there for you.
345
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:32,070
-Do you know what most men are like?
-Yes, and l' m not totally insecure.
346
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,831
I measure up well against most.
But whatever you' re drawn to...
347
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,834
...somewhere it exists
in a more attractive package.
348
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,474
-I haven't met him.
-You will.
349
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,434
You won't even have to look.
They're looking for you.
350
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,279
Sooner or later, you'll be found.
351
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,553
Whether you and l
are a match, who knows?
352
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,631
I'm losing interest as we speak.
I'm not drawn to victims.
353
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,956
If you think I'm a person...
354
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,431
...who'd be swept up by an
attractive package...
355
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,029
...why would you be interested?
356
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:12,919
I suspect your friends are telling you
to play it safe, so...
357
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,397
...do that, if it works for you.
358
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,430
Three years of law school, five in
practice, all to end up a ball girl.
359
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,031
-You gotta admit, it's funny.
-Didn't feel funny.
360
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,393
-I apologize.
-No problem.
361
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,429
-Your question yesterday--
-Forget it.
362
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,837
I got something to say! Let me say it!
363
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,394
The negative thing about you
and Nelle. I think...
364
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,194
...there's too much
office soap opera.
365
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,473
The partner-associate thing.
The law. Complications.
366
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,315
I don't know if you and Nelle
could work. Maybe.
367
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:24,719
Under the shell, she could be okay.
You know her better than me.
368
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,837
Is she a good person?
369
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,955
I think so. The main thing
is that she's right behind you.
370
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,435
Do you just sneak up on people?
371
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,431
-Everyone knows everyone's business.
-Yes.
372
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,038
I'd apologize, but I don't
wanna seem like a victim.
373
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,278
I see.
374
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,433
John?
375
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,634
Do you hear Barry White?
376
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,034
Yes. How could you tell?
377
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,272
-I was trying to set the mood.
-Ling's right. You're nuts.
378
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,078
Elaine. Unacceptable.
379
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,397
-I was just--
-No.
380
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,438
-Look. Pull my arm.
-Excuse me?
381
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,837
Just pull it. A good hard pull.
382
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,638
Pull it again.
383
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,116
That's it. Take her.
Ask her to dance.
384
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,471
Take her. That's what we want.
385
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,631
You got a minute? Good.
386
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,549
I hate how guys disregard a woman
who's not pretty--
387
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,275
-I feel sorry for you there.
-I don't ask you to.
388
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,075
-But don't be sorry for John, either.
-I'm not.
389
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,030
It's bad that you rely on looks,
but don't presume that I do.
390
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,433
Believe it or not,
I like the guy. How about that?
391
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,872
More flowers from Wallace.
392
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,476
-Oh, great.
-Hey, nice flowers. Who from?
393
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,518
The most boring man on earth.
394
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,237
" Persistence is love's first virtue. "
What does that mean?
395
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,076
-He's not giving up.
-Maybe not, but he's coming up.
396
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,239
-Excuse me?
-He's on the elevator.
397
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,239
Georgia. In my office.
Just bring him in.
398
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,635
Beauty has its problems.
Only handsome men ask us out...
399
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,638
...because only they
think they'll succeed.
400
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,356
Handsome men are dolts.
Life is unfair.
401
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,033
I see.
402
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,232
Eventually, we have to face reality.
403
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,273
Despite the glitter
the world offers...
404
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,432
...true happiness exists
in only one thing.
405
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,438
-Which is?
-Shopping.
406
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,434
-ls she here?
-Well, she is, but....
407
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,836
Oh, all right.
408
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,514
Excuse me.
409
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,710
Wally. Hi.
410
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:11,031
Success. Ding dong, the bore is gone.
411
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,318
-You owe me big.
-I don't know. What's with the tongue?
412
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,795
-I didn't use tongue.
-I felt it.
413
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,436
-Oh, you wish.
-I got a little flitter.
414
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,836
I didn't give you tongue.
415
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,951
-Excellent.
-I wish you'd knock.
416
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,272
You just take her.
You're gonna be great.
417
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,553
What?
418
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,872
-How are you always so cheerful?
-Sorry.
419
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,475
Isn't it hard being alone?
420
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,517
How'd you know I was alone?
Did Ally tell you?
421
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,319
No.
422
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,036
You just assumed.
423
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,632
Don't you get lonely, Elaine? Ever?
424
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,873
-I've never had an unlonely day.
-But you're always happy.
425
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,033
Happy's easy. You act happy.
People see you as happy...
426
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:29,438
...and you see yourself through their
eyes. You feel happy.
427
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,429
It doesn't work for lonely.
428
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,237
But happy's easy.
429
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,829
Wally. Hey, how are you?
430
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,998
Georgia, honey, I'll be right out!
431
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,671
-lf you like women, why date me?
-Denial. Babycakes!
432
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,312
You went because
you want to change?
433
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,955
Well, l....
434
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,640
-Did you call me? I heard a food name.
-No, Ling. I didn't call you.
435
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,633
Why has the annoying man returned?
436
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,472
-Sorry, sorry.
-Lesbians can change.
437
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,877
I had some scripture in my car.
If you'd like....
438
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,230
Wally, thank you.
I can't wait to start reading.
439
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,116
I don't believe
in homosexuality, so...
440
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,750
...this has to be goodbye for us.
441
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,228
Bugger.
442
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,399
-But I'll pray for you.
-That's a start.
443
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:14,674
-You kissed her?
-I had to. I had to get rid of Wally.
444
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,036
Well, it was pretend.
445
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,712
She was pretty good. She can kiss.
446
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,513
-She can?
-Yeah.
447
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,997
Have you ever fantasized about kissing
a woman for real?
448
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,715
-What?
-Well, just to see.
449
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,149
You've never thought about it?
What it would be like?
450
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,637
Maybe. Once.
451
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,759
-Have you?
-Never.
452
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,357
Nelle, would you like to dance?
453
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,431
Well....
454
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,311
Let's go.
455
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,631
-Ling got over her loss?
-She prefers to lose.
456
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,638
In winning there's nobody to blame.
457
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,837
She looks happy.
458
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,230
-You all right?
-Well, yeah.
459
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:58,240
-You kissed Georgia. Dance with me.
-Let's go, baby.
460
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,832
-Little three-way?
-Oh, I'm in.
461
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,149
You stinker!
462
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,509
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