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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,518 What? 2 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,994 Look at that. 3 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,390 -What? -Was that wrinkle there? 4 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,110 -Here we go again. -It's happening. I'm getting old. 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,796 -Every birthday-- -Look at that! 6 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,792 If you got a new wrinkle... 7 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,316 ...I'm sure we would've seen something on the news. 8 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,837 Just because you have perfect, perfect skin. 9 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,589 -Why aren't you preparing? -Why are you over-preparing? 10 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,673 I won't lose a murder trial to you again. 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,714 You can tell The Biscuit that if he starts his nonsense.... 12 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,798 I'm serious. 13 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,715 If he pulls those stunts, I'll go for contempt. 14 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,515 You're trying to distract me now with this "wrinkle. " 15 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,239 The wrinkle is there. 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,677 29 years old. You get that? 17 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,509 A year away from better odds of being hit by lightning. 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,914 Will you stop? 19 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,839 Women reach their prime in their 30s. 20 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,913 -Says who? -Women in their 40s? 21 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,830 You realize all I got out of my last relationship... 22 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,718 ...was a tetanus shot? 23 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,918 My life is passing me by. 24 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,759 Ally... 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,754 ...you're in a first degree murder trial tomorrow. 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,912 I'm a year from 30. 27 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,748 Well, look at it this way. 28 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,189 Your 20s have been a big disaster. 29 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,115 It's almost over. 30 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,271 Those Lips, That Hand 31 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,472 -First: Shepley trial. John? Ally? -All set. 32 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,718 Any chance? 33 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,271 -Renee's gunning for us. -How could she not win? 34 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,959 He's innocent, Nelle. 35 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,634 -He chopped off her arm. -She was dead! 36 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,599 An act of love. He wanted a piece of her. 37 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,310 Why is that so hard for everybody to understand? 38 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,756 I understand. Murder. 39 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,758 Fineman vs. Lombard lnsurance. Billy? 40 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,675 Wrongful termination. Our client is claiming ageism. 41 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,519 Depos start today. Georgia and I will handle it. 42 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,194 Excellent. And you two? Chemistry okay? 43 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,512 Fine, Richard, and thank you for caring. 44 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,276 I thought I'd make birthday plans at the bar. 45 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:51,873 -I suppose you have a musical number? -ls this the big 3-5? 46 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,509 No, it would be 29, Ling. 47 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,629 John's birthday's this week too. Maybe we could-- 48 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,152 -We can do a double celebration. -No. Come on, we're late for trial. 49 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,118 Okay, off we go. 50 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,911 Ling. Buttercup. Can we meet a second? Important. 51 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,912 It involves me. 52 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,909 Did I give something away? 53 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,714 No. Trials just make me nervous. 54 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,997 No, they don't. Trials relax you. 55 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,557 Birthdays make me uncomfortable. Unlike Ally, I am about to be 3-5... 56 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,112 -...and I should be further along. -John, to get further along... 57 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,909 ...sometimes you have to go down that road not taken. 58 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,315 I'm not talking about me. 59 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,838 I'm due in court. 60 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,954 What? 61 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,553 Look... 62 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,997 ...I hate to keep putting pressure, but... 63 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,559 ...well... 64 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,677 ...I-- We.... 65 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,515 I think it's best if we sort of... 66 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,119 ...break up. 67 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,834 I adore you. But for me, a relationship has to include-- 68 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,759 How do I put it? Sex. 69 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,109 We have sex. 70 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,757 Yes. You give unbelievable hair, and nobody licks a finger like-- 71 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,316 But I'm old-fashioned, Ling. 72 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,239 What happened to premarital intercourse? 73 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,910 How many times do we have to have this discussion? 74 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,238 Physically... 75 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,917 ... I can't take it. I feel I might explode. I'd like you involved. 76 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,310 Don't men just: 77 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,237 -It's not the same. -You'd leave me over sex? 78 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,198 -Yes. -Just like that? 79 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,389 I'm human. 80 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,713 And if we weren't a couple, and I wanted to lick your finger? 81 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,520 -You'd say no? -I'd have to. 82 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,997 No, Ling. 83 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,117 See? 84 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,839 This is just a test. 85 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,036 Relax. 86 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,917 Not gonna work. 87 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,114 I guess it's goodbye, then. 88 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,117 It's best. 89 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,509 It must be hard being human. 90 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,713 I wouldn't know, because I've never tried it. 91 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,112 -Why am I on this case? -I could use the backup. 92 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,357 It's new business. We'd get credit for.... 93 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,630 If we ever go up for partner.... 94 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,191 I'm looking to reconnect with you any way I can. 95 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,352 Okay? I admit it. 96 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,115 Excuse me. Mr. Thomas, I'm Ross Fineman. 97 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,431 Oh. Hello. 98 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,838 This is Georgia Thomas. She'll also be handling the deposition. 99 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,430 -How do you do? -Fine. I'm fine. 100 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,434 Let's step into the conference room. The steno's set up. 101 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,238 -Great. -Right over hair. 102 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,508 Here. 103 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,354 I'm very nervous. 104 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,314 It's common. Homicide defendants get anxious on trial day. 105 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,314 How could they think I killed the love of my life? 106 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,348 -You took a power saw to her. -After she died. 107 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,519 -The coroner can't prove that. -Keep your composure here. 108 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,309 We've got a good defense, Albert. Just stay calm. 109 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,273 Black and Decker. 110 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,911 We pulled him over for passing a stop sign and speeding. 111 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,714 -Then what? -He was acting suspiciously. 112 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,196 Objection. He can't give psychological opinions. 113 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,799 It's a lay opinion. 114 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,592 Objection overruled. 115 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,400 I'm disappointed. I thought you were special. 116 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,393 Thank you. Let's move on now, can we? 117 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,517 Certainly. 118 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,719 What else did you see? 119 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,191 In the back of the car I saw blood and a blanket. 120 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:37,433 -Then what? -I lifted the blanket and there it was. 121 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,318 -What? -A hand. 122 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,438 -A hand? -A human hand. Apparently female. 123 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,518 -Recently severed. -What did you do next? 124 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,718 -We got a warrant to search his house. -Did you? 125 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,919 Yes. We found a woman's body, later identified as his wife. 126 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,954 -We arrested him for murder. -That was silly. Say it with me. 127 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,872 -Objection! -Mr. Cage! 128 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,310 I have nothing further. 129 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,838 Objection! Your Honor, he does this! He's got squeaky shoes... 130 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,231 ...so we don't take it seriously. He does this! 131 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:20,910 Move to strike that. My shoes aren't squeaking. 132 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,309 See? 133 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,511 It's some trick. 134 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,916 Can we get on with this? Now. 135 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,673 Did my client tell you where he was going? 136 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,713 -T o his brother's house. -Did he say why? 137 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,509 His wife died, and he cut off her hand for safekeeping. 138 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,558 -Did he say where the body was? -His house. 139 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,116 -Where it was, as you testified. -Yes. 140 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,915 My problem is that you' re a chief prosecutorial witness. 141 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,311 You shaped the facts to make them more damaging. 142 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,993 I told the truth. 143 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,552 You saw a hand, got a warrant, searched the house, found a body... 144 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,552 ...which may all be true... 145 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,918 ... but he volunteered that there was a death and a body... 146 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,516 -...and told you where it was. Right? -Yes. 147 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,514 Why give the impression that you've uncovered something... 148 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,838 ...when he gave it to you? When a chief witness bends... 149 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,914 ...facts to paint an incriminating distortion of the truth... 150 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,350 -Objection! -...while the D.A. objects... 151 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,835 -...to the truth, we wonder... -Objection. 152 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,071 -...about the messenger. -Your Honor? 153 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,068 -Counsel. -I apologize, but we're puzzled... 154 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,510 ...as to why they'd try an innocent-- 155 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,637 -Objection! -Protesting truth. 156 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,189 -Move to strike. -Mr. Cage. 157 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:45,428 Officer Kent, could he have been disoriented, flustered... 158 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,353 ...or discombobulated when you stopped him? 159 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,589 Perhaps. 160 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,434 -Erratic, upset, grief-stricken? -Yes. 161 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:56,036 So many adjectives, yet you throw out "suspicious. " 162 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,232 -Anybody tell you to use that word? -Objection! 163 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,879 -My shoes again? -Hey! 164 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,516 That's all I have. 165 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,513 Dr. Moreno, could you tell us how the victim died? 166 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,875 Cardiac arrest. 167 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,913 Possibly triggered by her arm being cut off? 168 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,991 The victim was vegetative. 169 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,239 We concluded that trauma had to be the cause of the coronary. 170 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,553 The bleeding indicated the arm was severed while still alive. 171 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,678 You can't positively conclude that, can you? 172 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,997 -No, we can't. -Or that cardiac arrest was first. 173 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,158 -Trauma likely induced it. -Can you rule out... 174 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,318 ...the death proceeding the arm being cut off? 175 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,509 No. 176 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,070 -You found him gentle? -The loss of a loved one... 177 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,556 ...can trigger psychotic behavior in gentle people. 178 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,554 -But to cut off her hand? -lt was the shock of his life. 179 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,758 It was as if a part of him had died. 180 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,560 Are you saying what he did was normal? 181 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,349 No. I' m giving you an explanation of how it can happen. 182 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,639 -And if he did it before she died? -That would be different. 183 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,080 -Would you date this man? -Objection! 184 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,919 -Sustained. -That's all I have. 185 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,914 -I cannot do it! I can't! -You have to. 186 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,197 -I have a thing about comb-overs. -Don't look. 187 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,910 -How can I not look at him? -Sit next to him, just-- 188 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,918 -Mr. Thomas. -We're set. 189 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,351 -Go right in the conference room. -Good. Joseph? 190 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,314 Richard's right. Keep your eyes across the table. 191 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,112 Sex. 192 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,717 Sex. 193 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,953 Wow. 194 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,838 My sales were up in '98. 195 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,749 Is it your testimony that you met company projections? 196 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,437 They're set high for incentives. Whole life insurance packages... 197 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,557 ...are tougher to sell. 198 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,917 The consumer's more money savvy. You know that. 199 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,630 -I don't know it-- -It's unfair. You should be ashamed. 200 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,389 -He knows it's ageism. -Don't tell me what I know. 201 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,553 Did my client ever mention his concerns for your credibility? 202 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,112 -They're unfounded. -But did he ever raise these concerns? 203 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,954 -Yes. -Specifically, what was his concern? 204 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,319 My hair. 205 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:11,197 -And what about your hair? -I don't remember. He doesn't like it. 206 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,630 It's no reason to fire somebody. 207 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,759 Did he ever tell you that what is on top of your head... 208 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,149 ...is a lie? 209 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,678 And when people look at you, they see an intent to conceal? 210 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,037 This is my own hair. 211 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,793 Would you.... 212 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,508 -Would you mind? -What are you doing? 213 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,639 I know this is sensitive. But I would like a viewing. 214 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,633 -That won't happen. -I need to see. 215 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,071 This is a deposition, not a chance to ridicule. 216 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,914 Listen, we don't mean to be insensitive. 217 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,512 You can stop. 218 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,109 But a comb-over, by its very nature, is a fraud. 219 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,351 This is my real hair. 220 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,319 -We're stopping this. -We'll get an order. 221 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,195 We are not turning this proceeding into show and tell. 222 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,590 It's my hair. Completely natural. 223 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:09,594 -I want that on the record. -Would you excuse me? 224 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,429 She's offering manslaughter. 225 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,832 -Something to think about. -I didn't kill her. 226 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,554 -Well, Mr. Shepley-- -I didn't! 227 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,117 Consider, even if you didn't cause her death... 228 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:33,753 ...for you to sever her limb, the jury will consider you to be, well.... 229 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,235 -I'm searching for the word. -Nuts. 230 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:41,315 There's likely a few jurors who think you need to be locked up. 231 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,149 If I accept manslaughter, my wife becomes a woman... 232 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,035 ...killed by her husband. I won't do that to her memory. 233 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,078 If you're concerned about public opinion... 234 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,317 ...you shouldn't have taken that memento. 235 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,310 Have you ever been in love? 236 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,311 Deeply in love? 237 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,628 I'm not sure that explains chopping off body parts. 238 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,952 Look, I don't expect people to understand... 239 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,112 ... but I did not kill Julia. 240 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,108 -Anybody who knows me knows this. -Mr. Shepley-- 241 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,710 I wish there was something I could say. 242 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,437 I tell you, the truth is... 243 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,553 ...in my whole life this is the first thing I've ever done... 244 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,519 ...that people even asked me about. 245 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,631 I'm not interesting. 246 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,431 We will be asking when you testify. And if you don't explain why... 247 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,914 ...you did what you did, your love life could improve... 248 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,793 ...but it won't be what you had in mind. 249 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,519 John. 250 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,312 We're in trouble. 251 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:55,111 It'll be up to you to persuade the jury. I assure you, I can't. 252 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,949 Okay, now me. 253 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,274 Only me, girls. 254 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,518 This is my part. 255 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,998 You guys need to work on your part. 256 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,118 Richard. 257 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,910 -What are you doing? -Practicing for Ally's birthday. 258 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,709 She hates attention, so l' m gonna make it all about me. 259 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,309 -You' re a friend. -Do you have a song? 260 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,028 No. I just came down to take a break. 261 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,429 What's wrong? 262 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,709 Nothing. 263 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,559 -Richard? -Think I'm being used by Ling? 264 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,231 -Still haven't had sex? -lt seems unnatural. 265 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,790 -Not every girl just climbs into bed. -You do. 266 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,232 It's me. It's who I am. 1 -800-ELAlNE. I'd sleep with you. 267 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,712 -I appreciate that, but l-- -Do you define a relationship by sex? 268 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,230 -Well, not complete-- Yes. -Have you talked to her? 269 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,517 I dumped her, and nothing's changed. 270 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,234 Would you like me to talk to her? 271 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,634 For the last few years of her life, I sat beside her... 272 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,715 ... holding her hand, like always. Whether on a walk, watching a movie... 273 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,595 ...Iying in bed, watching TV, I'd always hold her hand. 274 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,559 At the time, she was attached to it. 275 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,196 When she died, I don't know what came over me. 276 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,908 I didn't want to let go. I couldn't. 277 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,038 The idea of not holding her hand anymore.... 278 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,033 I want... 279 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,191 ...to be reminded of her. 280 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,034 To continue loving her every day. 281 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,511 Couldn't you have taken one of her sweaters? 282 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,756 I know how morbid it sounds. 283 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,356 -Where were you driving? -My brother's a mortician. 284 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,711 I was driving the hand to his house, when-- 285 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,797 Mr. Shepley... 286 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,868 ...you cut off your wife's hand. 287 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,116 I know. 288 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,112 But... 289 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,312 ...she was already dead... 290 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,673 ...and I couldn't let go. 291 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,234 What do you think? 292 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,552 I don't know. Renee's cross will be vigorous. 293 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,916 If he holds up, who knows? 294 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,112 -Do you believe he's innocent? -I do. 295 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,314 You seem sad about it. 296 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,711 I was thinking about when he asked if we've ever been in love. 297 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,110 -I haven't. -Of course you have. 298 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,880 College, law school, if that counts. 299 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,117 My adult life? I've never been in love. 300 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:06,235 -Not with anybody who knew about it. -I have, and look where it got me. 301 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,713 Nelle thinks I'm in love with you. 302 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,949 Me? 303 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,949 She threw it out. It was-- 304 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,715 It was ridiculous. 305 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,430 I'm going to be 35. God. 306 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,716 That's young. 307 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,354 For a man. 308 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,316 I apologize. 309 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,919 No, I don't, actually. 310 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,191 -You're kidding. -Exactly. 311 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,153 An order to reveal his bald head? 312 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,915 They have brought a lawsuit alleging ageism. 313 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,957 That's a serious charge. 314 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,954 -What's it got to do with a comb-over? -He was fired-- 315 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,431 Selling insurance involves people trusting him. 316 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,195 When perceived as a pretender, establishing trust-- 317 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,953 This is my real hair. 318 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,475 Nobody is disputing that. 319 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,832 -You' re firing him for appearance? -lt undermines credibility. 320 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,634 You can't fire somebody for bad hair. 321 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:29,317 That is a jury question. This is discovery. We need to-- 322 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,712 Your Honor, this may seem silly... 323 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,913 ...but that is not simply a comb-over. 324 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,718 It's that swirly kind. 325 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,115 He's got hair circling around. 326 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,552 -Would you buy insurance from him? -What if he gets a haircut? 327 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,189 -He won't. -Why? I keep it neat. 328 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,311 Why see what's under it? 329 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,035 Because he might change his style before trial. 330 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,511 We need a picture to preserve it for the record. 331 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,752 -I don't see good in it. Hurry. -Your Honor? 332 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,111 -Oh, come on. -He needs to preserve a record. 333 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,353 -Let's go. -l' m dropping the lawsuit. 334 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,318 Don't do that. 335 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,116 Don't do that. 336 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,917 -Can you look away? -Oh, sure. 337 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,515 Okay, counsel. 338 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,429 Your Honor, he's doing that! 339 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,110 Let's just carry on. 340 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,032 She has a heart attack, and you don't call anybody? 341 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,832 It happened quickly. 342 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:15,119 You love her, but you don't call somebody to save her? 343 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:20,036 I don't deny wishing that she would pass. I didn't want her to suffer. 344 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,913 Did you tell friends you wished she'd die? 345 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,118 I said I didn't want her to start suffering. 346 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,754 But she wasn't at that point yet. 347 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,231 For somebody who sits, holding her hand... 348 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,228 ...it doesn't make sense that you wouldn't try to save her. 349 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,635 -I didn't kill her. -Maybe you did. 350 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,513 Home care is expensive, isn't it? 351 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,149 -I take offense. -Think the saw hurt? 352 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,312 -I did it after! -Objection! 353 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,751 -ls this what you took to her arm? -Objection! 354 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,349 Sustained. T urn that thing off. 355 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,916 You wanted her dead, but if she died by suffocation... 356 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,513 ...you'd be arrested. 357 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,030 But to induce a cardiac arrest, then saw off-- 358 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,918 -Objection! -Argumentative. 359 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,513 Sustained. 360 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,916 This isn't what loved ones do to each other. 361 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,354 The thing is... 362 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,149 ...the center of a man is his ego. Its center is his id. 363 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:31,036 If you don't make it feel good, he will condition it not to want you. 364 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,352 Once that happens, the id will go elsewhere. 365 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,711 Men want what they can't have. Don't you know? 366 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,313 Maybe initially. 367 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,553 Eventually the divining rod points to what they can have. 368 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,030 I can support that anecdotally. 369 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,950 That finger thing and the hair may work for a while... 370 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,909 ... but eventually, in the end, id will rule. 371 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,790 I' m easy. I know. 372 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,315 Mr. Corte says he'll rehire you if you drop the suit and get a haircut. 373 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:16,509 I won't just because he has a thing about comb-overs. If he didn't know-- 374 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,913 Look, when we first met, did you know it was a comb-over? 375 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,554 Well.... 376 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,913 Georgia knew, and she told me. 377 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,912 You could tell? 378 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,877 Well, I couldn't tell for sure, but-- 379 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,795 Everybody can tell. 380 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,272 It looks really terrible. 381 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,190 But you? You are a good-looking man. 382 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,228 We have a lawyer at our firm. She cuts and styles hair. 383 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,040 -Who? -Ling, believe it or not. 384 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,918 Really? 385 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,998 How about you let her give you a haircut? 386 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,236 You mean, I'd be bald? 387 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,839 Ross, you are bald. 388 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,112 -You'll look great. -And you'll get your job. 389 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,919 I just can't believe it's really that noticeable. 390 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,396 -You didn't have to attack the guy. -Attack the guy? He's a murderer. 391 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,235 You're blinded by a political need for a conviction. 392 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,238 -My what? -You need a conviction. The press-- 393 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,951 You just want to beat our firm. It doesn't justify going after... 394 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,799 -...an innocent, brokenhearted-- -You nuts? 395 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,630 What murder plan is that? Chop off a limb to induce a heart attack? 396 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,598 You're using reason now. 397 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,630 Reason explains why he hacked off her hand after? 398 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,235 -Love explains it. -You' re kidding. 399 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,556 Renee, you are so jaded... 400 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,270 ...you can't believe somebody could be that in love. 401 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,550 I really feel sorry for you. 402 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,590 Only you can interpret mutilation as love. He cut off a limb. How romantic. 403 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,435 -Van Gogh cut off his ear! -He was crazy. So are you. 404 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,511 Fine. Attack me now. 405 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,996 He is your client, you have to take his side... 406 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,031 ... but for you to believe it? 407 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,748 That just makes you hopeless. 408 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,148 You' re hopeless, Ally. 409 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,952 Maybe she's right. We both want to believe he's innocent. 410 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,113 And I always think people can be so irreparably in love. 411 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,272 You'd like somebody to saw off your hand? 412 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,479 That's not gonna happen. We both know that. 413 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,278 I'm back to being sorry I kissed you. 414 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,872 -It's okay. -But don't do it again. 415 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,356 We look at our client, and Billy and Georgia's, with the comb-over... 416 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,275 ...and we think, "How pathetic. " Maybe we're pathetic. 417 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,951 At least they're walking planks. We represent them when they fall. 418 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,113 -This is the birthday blues talking. -Maybe. 419 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,878 John... 420 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,073 ...we are not pathetic. 421 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,673 Come on. 422 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,832 I mean, look. Look at my outfits. 423 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,157 And you, you're such a great lawyer. 424 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,278 I don't want on my tombstone, "He wins cases. " 425 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,789 Want on yours, "Smart dresser"? 426 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,759 I'm 35 years old, still alone... 427 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,269 -...maybe I need an omen. -John, you-- 428 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,870 I've never met anybody I felt like chopping up! 429 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,278 And nobody's ever wanted to chop up me! I haven't lived! 430 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,278 I think I should do the closing. 431 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,357 Yeah. 432 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,475 The facts are clear. Bloody limb found in his car... 433 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,389 ...body in his house, he said he wanted her to die. 434 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,518 The cost of her living was a huge burden. 435 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,751 The only thing he says is: 436 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,112 "l sawed it off because I didn't want to lose the connection. " 437 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,996 Sometimes how it looks is exactly how it is. 438 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,950 The pathologist told you he cut the hand off first. 439 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,634 Now, let's go back to that room... 440 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,714 ...and use a little common sense. 441 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,030 The pathologist said "likely. " 442 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,232 He couldn't establish anything conclusively. 443 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,830 No testimony to contradict what my client said. 444 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:13,877 I could sit down right now and rest on reasonable doubt. 445 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,398 But, before I do... 446 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,676 ... I'd like to... 447 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,433 ...tell you that... 448 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,874 ...today's my birthday. 449 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:32,753 And every time I have a birthday, I get these panic attacks of... 450 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,468 ... I don't know... 451 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,268 ... underachievement. 452 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,633 Like my life is a big empty sack. 453 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,552 The district attorney... 454 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,792 ...who knows me best, by the way... 455 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,678 ...Iast night... 456 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,275 ...she called me hopeless. 457 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,754 Twice. 458 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,196 That, I have to take issue with. I am not a person without hope. 459 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,353 I wonder if hope is the only thing I've got going. 460 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,396 The thing that I hope for most... 461 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,798 ...I'm embarrassed to admit, is emotional dependence. 462 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,358 It's probably why my friends think I'm crazy. 463 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,559 Who would actually wish for that kind of weakness? 464 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,313 But I do. 465 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,959 I wanna meet... 466 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,668 ...fall in love with... 467 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,112 ...and be with somebody I can't bear to live without. 468 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,070 That's why, as glad as I am not to be in Mr. Shepley's shoes today... 469 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,350 ...I envy a little... 470 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,238 ...what he had. 471 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,718 Of course, it isn't normal, what he did. 472 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,758 He has to be at least a little crazy... 473 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,468 ...to chop the hand off after she died. 474 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,076 I could never see myself doing something like that... 475 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,271 ...as l' m sure nor could you. 476 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,431 But as for the love... 477 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,674 ...that made him do it... 478 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,996 ... I pray that one day I'll know some of that madness. 479 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,514 He loved her more than life. 480 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,876 And when she died... 481 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,878 ...he couldn't bring himself to let go. 482 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,755 And he did something crazy. 483 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,879 The district attorney can't make room... 484 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,113 ...for the possibility that love can be this powerful. 485 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,909 That, to me, makes her a little hopeless. 486 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,274 We all want to be madly in love, don't we? 487 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,470 He was. 488 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,071 And I suspect, still is. 489 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,712 Did you forget? The haircut. We've been waiting in Billy's office. 490 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,076 I'll be there in a minute. 491 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,874 Why talk to Elaine about our sex life? 492 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,072 We don't have one. That's what I talk about. 493 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,876 -I'm getting angry. -There goes the congeniality award! 494 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,230 -I've had enough! -So have l! 495 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,799 That was a hard, whole sentence. 496 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,918 I feel like a yo-yo you get to play with. 497 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,153 -Because we haven't made love? -Because of my confusion. 498 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,909 -lf we made love, you'd go blind. -I'd go--? Excuse me? 499 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,995 Yes. Okay? I'm amazing in bed! I'm not proud, but I've ruined lives. 500 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,397 I can't take men saying there's nobody after me. 501 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,234 I've tried everything. Half-speed, slow. 502 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,034 It's always the best sex he's ever had. 503 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,993 Suddenly, no talking, movies, dinner. 504 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,276 It's sex, sex, sex! 505 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,155 And I'd like to get to know you, okay? I like you. 506 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,234 If we go to bed, you'll change. Things will be different! 507 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,795 I need to cut hair! 508 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:23,471 -Ling, this is Ross Fineman. -Hi. 509 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,993 You look good. 510 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,514 -I do? -Yes. 511 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,478 It's a good haircut. 512 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,915 She gave you a good haircut. 513 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,549 -So I go through life as a bald man? -As you. 514 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,836 -Bald! -And handsome. 515 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,710 I'll go look in the bathroom mirror. 516 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,474 You're a good person, Georgia. 517 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,558 Nice to see you smile again. Even if it involved a comb-over. 518 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:11,278 Well, some things can't just be combed over. 519 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,673 I know. 520 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,633 I would like to work on that. 521 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,591 It was so fast. 522 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,910 Well, this is good. 523 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,678 Maybe. 524 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,076 Thank you. 525 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,839 Have you reached your verdict? 526 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,515 -We have, Your Honor. -What say you? 527 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,678 In the Commonwealth versus Albert Shepley... 528 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,876 ...we found the defendant... 529 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,752 ...not guilty. 530 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,749 Thank you. 531 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,190 Members of the jury, thank you. 532 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,193 -Congratulations. -You are dismissed. 533 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,274 Would it be pushing things to try to get her hand back? 534 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,112 Yeah, it would. 535 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,677 -Congratulations, Mr. Shepley. -Thank you. 536 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,270 I believe he is innocent, if it's any consolation. 537 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,639 Life is for the living. I like it. 538 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,278 I get so moved when she does this for me. 539 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,996 -How come she doesn't for my birthday? -You kept yours a secret. 540 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:08,268 -Oh, right. -But I did order up something for you. 541 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,269 -What? -It's coming. You'll know. 542 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,875 I won't stand to be embarrassed. 543 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,275 -Hey, hopeless! -Funny. 544 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,629 I'm only here... 545 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,038 ...because it's your birthday, and I don't want you to be alone. 546 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,471 And I appreciate that, Renee. 547 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,759 -I love you. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 548 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,710 Since you told me you're amazing in bed, I've lost all interest. 549 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,673 Not intimidated? What if you don't please me? 550 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,354 The idea is making me happy. 551 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,478 But you're not the only one with tricks. 552 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,355 -I know some ways to drive you crazy. -Such as? 553 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,398 There's a little spot in your knee pit. 554 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,596 T ough to find, but I can. 555 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,875 My knee pit? 556 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:54,198 Yeah, it works like reflexology, connected to..... 557 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,509 Skip it. 558 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,469 My knee pit. 559 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,877 Stick out your leg. 560 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,078 Go on. Stick it out. 561 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,878 It takes a little bit. 562 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,078 It's under the subcutaneous, but-- 563 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,472 There we go. 564 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,271 You like that, Ling? 565 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,272 I guess you do. 566 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,792 Who taught you that? 567 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,150 I'm the teacher on this one. 568 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,874 You might even say master. Right? 569 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,877 God. 570 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,829 Bygones. 571 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,510 -Don't stop! -Well, maybe another time. 572 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,629 No, I like dinner, movies. I don't want you, "Knee pit, knee pit. " 573 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,114 -My present. -lt is. 574 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,632 -I suppose we should dance. -lt gets better. 575 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,797 -lt does? -You only turn 35 once. 576 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,868 Happy birthday. 577 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,270 We got it together, didn't we? 578 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,434 We really got it together, baby. 579 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,673 What's happening? 580 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,673 We definitely got our thing together, didn't we? 581 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,914 Isn't that nice? 582 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,030 Isn't that really, really nice? 583 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,391 We got it together, didn't we, baby? Yes, you. 584 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,790 What's happening? And me. 585 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,434 Yeah, we really got it together. 586 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,070 What do you think? 587 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,678 I think he likes his present. 588 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,470 It's my birthday too. Let's go. 589 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,359 For John. It's the least we can do. 590 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,313 -lt would be rude for us not to go up. -I get stage fright. 591 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,909 I'll give you a little knee pit later. 592 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,309 You stinker! 593 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,669 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 594 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,829 [ENGLlSH] 45361

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