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I realised something today.
What?

That our wedding's gonna be perfect
and nothing's gonna go wrong.

Don't jinx it.
I didn't jinx it!

It's a very funny joke, guys. Yes!

OK. But it's over now, alright? What?
(ALL LAUGH)

Ah! I'm getting married tomorrow.
I'm getting married today!

Good luck.
We'll see you at the wedding!

Macca!
(ALL WHOOP)

Love you, Dan! I love you!
Turn your lights on!

Macca!

Whoa! Watch out!

Hey, er...

Eddie!

Are you alright?!

(GRUNTS) God! Come on!

Macca!

(CLATTER)

Macca! Macca,
for God's sake, help me.

Are you OK?

Are you alright?

Just stay on your feet, mate.
Stay on your feet!

Shit!

(GRUNTS)

Macca. Macca.
(WOMAN MOANS)

Eddie's hurt.
Jeez! Shit, dude.

You've got a bad cut
on your head. Here.

Just hold that there, alright?

Hold it there nice and tight, OK?

Jeff, no! Jeff! Don't move him!

Eddie. Eddie! Eddie!

They just came out of nowhere, man.
(MOANING)

Is Eddie dead?
(CRIES)

Jesus. If he's dead...
Shut up. He's not dead!

Shit. Are you alright?
Yeah.

I think so.
OK, here. Put your hands down here.

There. Can you feel his pulse?

Yeah.
OK.

I want you to tell me if it stops.
OK? I'll get some help.

Come on, Eddie.

You're gonna be alright, mate.
It's all gonna be all cool.

There's been an accident on...

..er, the...er, the-the-the
main entrance to the national park.

(MOANS AND SCREAMS)

About four, maybe five,
people injured.

No, don't! Don't do that!
I've gotta get her out of here!

She might have a spinal injury.
Don't touch her.

Don't touch her.
You get away from her!

Get away!
I'm a nurse!

I'm a nurse. It's OK.
I'm...I'm here to help, OK?

I'm here to help. Here. Here.

Talk to the ambulance people.
It's OK.

Yeah, my wife's trapped in the car.

(MOANS)

Are you really a nurse?
Yeah.

I just...left my uniform at home.

Hmm. (MOANS)

Stay still, stay still.

Is Rescue on the way?
Yeah. They're right behind us.

You hurt?
I wasn't actually involved.

I saw the whole thing,
but it's a long story.

Um, Doug,
let the paramedics in there now.

Let's go over here.

I'll put this collar on you.
Is she alright?

Yeah, she'll be fine.
They'll take care of her.

Have a seat.

So, um, er, where were you headed?

The luggage is a bit of a giveaway.
Holiday.

Lean forward.

I didn't see the van!
Renee and I were talking and then...

It's OK, it's OK. Alright?
I saw the whole thing.

It wasn't your fault.
Dan!

Dan! Are you alright?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well...well what are you doing?

Shouldn't you be at home
getting worried about the wedding?

Yeah, I hadn't thought about that.

The guy down there,
just check for spinal injuries.

Yeah. Are you su...?
I'm fine. I'm good.

Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

GABRIELLE: OK, bed four
we move up to a ward.

Happening as we speak.

All Subacute, bump them
back into the waiting room.

I'm on it.
Thanks.

How many casualties coming in?
Five. Two critical.

Waiting time's up to eight hours.
I'm clearing beds fast as we can.

But this is gonna cripple us, Frank.
OK. I'll get Bart to come in.

Through to Subacute, mate.

I'll take that one in a second.

And I've got this one.

I've got Amy coming in as well.

This is Eddie. His GCS is 10.

He's hypotensive and tachycardic
with frequent ectopic beats.

OK. Ready?

Hang on.
Yep.

One, two, three.

Eddie, can you open your eyes
for me, please?

I'm gonna shine a light in them.

Smells like a brewery.
Yeah, I know.

He and his mates
had a slab in the van.

Let's get AP
and lateral chest C-rays.

Plus his mates pulled him
out of the van before we got there.

Oh, terrific. And an urgent C spine.
Yep.

Push the fluids through, please.
Yep.

Hey, um, Dan's out there.

What?

At the accident site.
What? Is he alright?

Yeah. He's alright. He's not hurt.
He's pretty shaken up, though.

I think someone should tell Ricky.
Not if I don't have to.

Who wants to be freaked out
on their wedding day?

Gabby, X-rays. Now, please.

Yeah.
Thanks.

Come here.

Hmm.

Look straight ahead for me.

Straight ahead!

Oh, you've been drinking.

So what?

Were you driving the van?
No.

Macca was.

Jeff?
Oh, man.

You know this clown?
Yeah. He's Fred.

Hmm. Well, cannulate him
and run some fluids.

I'll see if I can find a nurse
to clean him up.

You know Dan's gonna kill you,
right?

Wasn't my idea.

It was Luke's. He wanted to send his
brother off to the altar in style.

Renee?

Just give them a sec
to check her out.

She was worried
about leaving the kids.

I said, "They're not babies anymore.
They can look after themselves."

And now look what's happened.

Why did I do that?

Because you wanted
to spend time with her.

And you will, OK?

But right now we have to
get you both to hospital, OK?

No. I am not dicking around, Luke.
They're all being brought in here.

No, Dan wasn't hurt
but he saw the whole thing happen.

Mate, I gotta go.

Nearly cleared the waiting room.

I need you to concentrate
on keeping things moving out there.

Sure.
Eddie? Are you here? Eddie!

Come on.

My brother, he was hurt. Is he here?
Yes, mate. He's here.

Amy, Triage. Remember?

This is a multiple-victim MVA

and we're stuck clearing
low-category cases.

Doesn't that piss you off?

People don't stop coming to the
waiting room just 'cause we're busy.

Well, it sucks.
Yeah, maybe.

But that's what we're doing.

Homer, tell Jaeger I need a nurse.

Cool.
Where are you going?

Dr Campion needs me.

Look straight ahead for me.

I'll get obs done.

Thought you were
taking care of Triage.

Dr West said he'd do it.

Oh. Well, we'll need
a blood alcohol test.

I haven't been drinking.

But you were the driver, mate,
so the law says we gotta test ya.

Squeeze my hands. Hard as you can.

Good man. Good man.
Can you find out how my brother is?

Please?
Yes, mate. I will.

But let's look after you first, eh?

What is that?

That's a seatbelt injury.

Frank, the last victim from the MVA
is on the way in.

About five minutes away.
Apparently she's in pretty bad shape.

Take over here for me, will you?
Yep.

He'll need a head CT
and trauma series.

Mike's already been paged.
Alright.

I need you to find out how Eddie is.

Um, he was unconscious and...
Macca, listen to me.

We'll find out
once we've finished here, OK?

NSA just went up.
Thanks.

He's a lucky bloke.
Yeah?

C spine's clear.
That hard collar can come off.

Great.

Blood-alcohol level?
Through the roof.

0.18.

Phew!
Yeah.

Sternum?
Fractured.

I've put a call through
to the cardiothoracic surgeon.

He'll be here to review him ASAP.

Hmm! Good luck at this hour!
Yeah. Yeah, I know.

We're gonna have to check
his blood-sugar level as well.

We can't just assume it's the alcohol
that's causing these symptoms.

(PANTS) Wh-wh-where am I?

Can you tell us, mate?

Stay down. Stay down.
You've been injured.

He's gonna vomit.
Let's roll him over on his side.

The last thing we need
is him choking on his own vomit.

Deep breaths.
(VOMITS)

You're right, mate.
(VOMITS)

On my three. One, two, three.

(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

Give her something for the pain.
As soon as we've assessed her, Doug.

Doug, where are you?
I'm here, sweetheart.

I'm right here. I'm right here.

This the one who was trapped?
Yeah.

Renee, this is Mike Vlasek.
He's a surgeon.

How long was she trapped for?
Over an hour.

Oooh!
Sorry.

Fine red rash
on the upper left quadrant.

Abdo's rigid.

What does that mean?

That could mean internal injuries.

Jesus.
(GRUNTS)

We might get someone to take care
of you while we look after your wife.

I wanna stay with her.
Can you sort this man out?

See if you can find some clothes.
Yeah. Come on, Doug.

No! I've been told to shut up
and sit down ever since we crashed.

Do what you gotta. I'm not budging.

OK. See if Von's on the way in.
(MOANS)

Good luck, Doug.
Darling?

I'm still here, love.
(MOANS)

Definitely internal bleeding.
I'll get a theatre on stand-by.

Alright.

Renee?
(ALARMS WAIL)

BP's dropping. O2 sats are down.
Renee?!

She's in respiratory arrest.
We'll have to intubate.

What's happening?
What are you doing to her?

She's not breathing, mate.
Sux and thio.

I'm sorry. I haven't paged Von in.

OK. As soon as she's in,
can you let me know?

Yeah. Sure.
You should go home, though.

Nah, not yet.

Are you OK?
Yeah. I'm fine.

Dan.
You're a stupid bastard.

You happy?

You've screwed up THE
most important day of my life, Luke.

I am so sorry.

It was supposed to be funny.
Five people are hurt, one critical.

Let's see how many chuckles
you get out of that, huh?

Nice work, Luke.
Hey, you know what?

Look, where are my mates?

Pick a cubicle.

It's definitely her spleen.
What's her haemoglobin at?

FRANK: 6.6.
What does that mean?

It means she has internal injuries

and we need to operate
to stop the bleeding.

Do we have your permission?
Of course. Do what you have to.

I'll get onto the Blood Bank.
What do you want?

Four units crossmatched. Urgently.
Yep.

She'll be OK, right?
We'll do our very best.

Why don't you talk to her
while we get things organised?

Renee, honey, it's me.
You're gonna be OK.

We've got a bit of a problem.
I can't operate. Not now, anyway.

What? Why?

The on-call team is

in the middle of putting
a motorcyclist back together.

Bloody marvellous.
DAN: What do we do?

Well, I put the call out for
an anaesthetist and a scrub nurse

but there's nothing much I can do
till they get here.

Well, what happens
if we delay surgery?

She'll lose her spleen.
Or her life.

I can't pull a theatre team
out of thin air.

I can scrub in with you.

Dan, you can't.
I have theatre experience.

You're getting married today.
So we just let her die?

Thanks, Dan,
but even if you do scrub up,

it's not much point
without an anaesthetist.

Frank can do it.
What?

You've done it before. I saw you.
Dan!

Well...
GABBY: BP's dropping.

What's happening to her?
Push that O neg through.

I want a milligram of Aramine.

Renee, honey, you hold on,
sweetheart.

This is my mess, Frank.

Help me clean it up. Please?

Let's go.

Dan, we're taking a bloody big risk

doing this without
experienced theatre staff.

You haven't assisted in surgery
for 100 years

and anaesthesia is bloody tricky.

I know all this, Frank.

You still wanna do it?
Yeah. I do.

Oh, Von, this is Doug Silverman.

He's had a pretty tough night.

Can you look after him for us?
Yes. Hi.

He'll need his wrist seen to
and that head lac.

Frank, now or never.

Look after her.
We will.

Doug?
How will I know what's happening?

I'll make sure you're kept informed.

Was he in the accident too?

MACCA: I didn't see them.

You know what?

Next time you have a brilliant idea,
keep it to yourself.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's not my fault you crashed.

Well, how was I supposed to know

that someone would be
driving around out there

at 4:00 in the morning?

Why wouldn't they? You guys were!
You two, shut up.

Now, your head scan was clear.
There's no bleeding on the brain.

Thank God for that.
And your shoulder isn't broken.

So we're gonna put a couple
of stitches in, then you can go.

What was his
blood-alcohol level like?

I told you I wasn't drinking!

I find out you're driving my brother
pissed, I will break your neck.

My brother was in the van too!

His blood-alcohol level was zero.

Now, can you please tell me
how Eddie is?

Struggling to stabilise him.

And Jeff?
So far, so good.

The woman, however,
that was in the accident

has been rushed off to surgery

and Dan has gone with her
to scrub in on the operation.

How long will that take?
It's likely to be hours.

I'm gonna go check on Jeff,
if that's OK.

Uh-huh.

O2 sats are at 96%.

She's as stable as she's ever
gonna be and she's well sedated.

OK. Make sure you keep those
blood and fluid transfusions going.

If those obs change at any time...

You'll be the first to know.
Thank you.

Dan, I'm gonna need you standing by

with suction and swabs
the second I open her up.

Why?

Because the abdominal swelling
means her spleen may have ruptured.

Exactly. Not to mention anything else
we might find inside her.

OK.

Let's do this.

BART: Well, it looks like
your wrist is broken.

We're gonna have to do an X-ray
to be sure.

Hi.
Amy will organise that for you.

No. I'm OK, really.

Um, you've got glass
stuck in your head.

They didn't even
have their lights on.

All I remember was this
screeching tyres

and this terrible crunch of metal
and glass flying everywhere.

And my wife was sobbing and...
It's alright.

I can't imagine
how that was for you.

I hope you never have to.

But someone was watching out for us.
What do you mean?

Well, how often do you have an
accident right in front of a nurse?

If it wasn't for Dan,

I'd still be there trying
to pull my wife out of the car.

That's full-on.

Yeah. His X-ray needs to be done
as soon as possible.

The second he gets back,

have him showered and put into a gown
so I can deal with the head lac.

Can't Von do that? The shower.

I mean, she's obviously
bonded with him and to...

Von's here to organise
after-hospital care

and provide emotional support.

She's not here
to do your job for you.

There you go, my friend.
Might make you feel a little better.

What's the matter?

He's having
self-limiting runs of VT

and his blood pressure
drops every time.

Well, we should intubate him
in case he arrests.

No. If he vomits while we're
doing it, he'll end up aspirating.

Better he aspirate than die.
I said no.

Not without an anaesthetist
to monitor his airway.

But we intubate people all the time.

Not people as drunk as he is, Gabby.

So either find me an anaesthetist or
do the bloods, like I asked you to.

Certainly, Doctor.

Arrogant. Pig-headed. Deep-voiced.

"Oh, I'm a doctor. Why not...?"

I shouldn't be angry at Steve.
I should be drinking champagne.

I should be getting excited
about the wedding.

That's what I was about to say.
What are you two doing here?

We're holding down the fort
while the groom is in surgery.

What?
No. He's assisting on an operation.

Why?
It's a really long story.

I have to get these sutures done.
So, sorry!

Is the wedding off?

I don't know. But it's time
the bride knew what was going on.

What? I can't know this?
Hang on.

Where's Frank?

He's also in theatre.

Hey, Ricky.

Yeah, it's me.

You were supposed to just drive him
around for a bit and freak him out.

Yeah, I know.

But Macca came up with
this great idea

to leave him in the national park.

Yeah, well, bloody excellent idea
that turned out to be.

We were gonna go back and get him.
That is not the point!

Jesus! Why did I ever think
I could trust you dickheads?

(RETCHES)
Jesus.

(CHOKES)

Hey. Hey, are you OK?
(SPLUTTERS)

Hey! Hey, he's really sick.

What's his name?
Jeff.

Jeff. Jeff, can you hear me?

What happened
before the vomiting started?

Nothing. I was just talking to him.

Metoclopramide?
10mg IV.

We'll need to organise a head CT.
Yep.

You need to give us some room.

Ah, what's that for? The CT thing?

Vomiting can mean a head injury.

Doug.
Any news of my wife?

No. Er, sorry. Not yet.
Why is it taking so long?

It's not unusual
for operations to take hours.

Can you give me a sec?

I thought Amy said
she was going to shower him.

Well, so did I.
Yes. She brought everything in.

But I thought I could
make some calls.

That'd be right.
Oh, God. I'll do it.

I'll give you a yell
when he's ready for the back slab.

Thanks, Von.

OK. Let's get you cleaned up.
No!

Yes.

Then we may have news of your wife.

What's this for?

The second your mate comes back from
Radiology, you're on vomit watch.

What? I...

In case you hadn't noticed,
we are flat chat,

so chip in, do your bit,
watch your mate, OK?

What were you thinking?

I'm really sorry.

Where's Dan?

He's still in theatre.

Why didn't you call me straightaway?

Because I thought he'd go home

as soon as the casualties
were taken care of.

Then you don't know Dan
as well as you think.

Listen, Ricky, just stay here...

Gabby?
Yeah. Hang on.

Stay...
Now. Now.

(GROANS)

VLASEK: More suction.
I can't see a damn thing.

I'm doing my best.
FRANK: O2 sats are dropping.

Increasing PEEP to 7.5.

We're gonna
have to remove her spleen.

No!
This bleeding's out of control.

So we take the easy way out?
I never take the easy way out.

But she loses any more blood,
she dies.

we don't try and save her spleen,
she'll spend the rest of her life

fighting every infection
going round.

Dan, that's not your call.
I know.

We've got her this far.
We owe her to keep trying.

Only if her surgeon
thinks it's worth the risk.

How can it not be worth the risk?
Dan! That's enough.

Nurse, get me FFP and platelets,
quick as you can.

You're gonna keep going?

For now, yes.

Stapler.

1 milligram vitamin K. Let's see
if we can get her blood to clot.

Thank you.

This is why we should have
intubated him earlier.

Did you find me
an anaesthetist to do it?

No. I didn't.

Nil output. I'm gonna defib.

You can't do that.
He's not unconscious.

I know. Charging to 200.

Steve, he'll feel it!
(DEFIBRILLATOR CHARGES)

Steve!

He'll fully arrest if I don't get
his heart back into a decent rhythm.

You understand that?
This is ridiculous.

Let go. Let go!

Clear.
(SCREAMS)

No change.

Charging to 360.

What the hell are you doing to him?
You need to step out, sir.

You're killing him.
We're trying to save him. Step out.

I'm sorry, mate. Clear.

You want a 12-lead ECG?

Yeah, and we'll, er, need
some bloods for a troponin level.

It hurts!
I know, mate. I'm sorry.

Listen, let's get him some...

Let's get him some...

Paracetamol?
Yeah, that'd be great.

Er, no. Er, yeah, yeah.

He's had too much to drink
to have any narcotics.

OK. And, um...and the burns?

Let's get some cream on them.

(GROANS)

Sorry.

See if I can organise a bed
in Coronary Care for him.

What the hell
was that all about?

His heart wasn't pumping correctly.

So you thought you'd torture him?
See if it helped?

Now's not the time, mate.

Look, I know we did a stupid thing,

but that doesn't give you the right
to treat us like shit.

You rammed your brother
into another vehicle.

That fractured the bone
around his heart.

'Cause he had more alcohol
in his system than any human needs,

it made it very difficult
for us to treat him properly.

So, before you go looking for
someone to blame,

just remember who was
behind that bloody wheel, mate.

Now, excuse me.

You did well, Dan.

Are you going to follow her
through to ICU?

Yes. She's lost a lot of blood. Next
couple of hours are gonna be crucial.

Um, do you mind
if I don't go up with you?

What? You've got a wedding to go to.
Go on.

I'll let the husband know
what's going on.

OK.

They're not gonna forget today
in a hurry.

Nope.

Does your mum know what's happened?

I can't believe
Luke would be so stupid.

She'll kill him when she finds out.
(GRUNTS)

What's wrong?

Talk to me.

(SIGHS)

I just wanted today to be perfect.

Oh, it will be.
From now on it will be.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

What is it?

(SIGHS)

Hey.
Hey.

Right. Heaps to do,
not a lot of time to do it in.

Sheep won't shear themselves.
Let's go.

The wedding's off.

What?
What?

Well, it's not off, exactly.
It's just postponed.

Yeah. Can you, um...

Where's Doug Silverman?

Um, Subacute.

Ricky, what's going on?

Well, after everything
that's happened today,

we just thought it was better
that we waited a little while,

just until the dust settles.

Can I use your office?
I need to call my parents.

Yeah, sure.
Hey, Rick...

Is she alright?
I don't think so.

This sucks!
What sucks?

Er... Mmm.
What's...what happened?

Are those Jeff's scans?

Um, yes, they are.

Please tell me he's OK.

Um, well, there's no evidence
of bleeding in the brain.

Well, thank God for that.

But we will admit him to a ward
and observe him overnight

and repeat the head scan
in the morning, just to be sure.

Hey. He'll be alright.

Was it Dan's idea or yours?

His.

But I completely understand.

I wouldn't wanna have to
paint a smile on my face

after a day like today.

No, I suppose not.

I want him to be able to
enjoy our wedding as much as me.

Yeah, of course.

This is no way to start a marriage,
with this hanging over our heads.

Oh, Ricky. Hey.

(SOBS)

It's not fair.
I know. It's not.

I just wanna get married,
that's all.

I know.

Is she really alright?
Mm-hm.

The surgeon managed to
save her spleen,

so we're hoping that
there won't be any ongoing problems.

We've organised for you to see her
as soon as Dr West is finished here.

I'm almost done.

We need to organise some antibiotic
cover and get a tetanus shot done

and then you're good to go.

OK.
Amy can do that. Thanks, Von.

Yeah, Von. Thanks for that.

Yeah, you've done enough.

Oh. How thoughtful.

Where is she, exactly?
She's in Intensive Care.

Mike Vlasek is up there
and he'll answer all your questions.

Thanks. Thanks so much.

Dan? Got a second?

Yeah, sure.
Um, I'll see you up there.

What's wrong?

Now, I heard a little rumour
that you've postponed your wedding.

(SIGHS) Yeah. Ricky and I,
we've talked about it.

Oh, did you now?

Look, I'm too tired for games,
Frank, OK?

So you're not getting married
because you're too tired?

No, of course not.

I've still got to sort out stuff
with my brother.

Ricky had all this stuff planned.

She has hair appointments.
She had all this stuff.

Very neat excuses, little boy.
Excuses?!

Do you have any idea
of what went on today, Frank?

I think I do.

You were put in a position -
through no fault of your own -

where you had to save lives,
and you did that.

So if that means that you're not
gonna marry the girl that you love,

maybe you should do her a favour
and just walk away.

Or else you can stop being a bloody
idiot and go and get married!

You'll need to see your GP in a
week's time to get the stitches out

and this tells you what to look for,
regarding the head injury.

Thanks.

Can you tell me
where they've taken my brother?

Yeah, sure.
Coronary Care. Fourth floor.

Is he OK?

He's stable.

There's a chance he might end up
in theatre in the next couple of days

to fix the fractured sternum.

But in the meantime,
he'll need to be monitored closely.

The damage to his heart,
it could be permanent.

And if it is?
Well, just one step at a time, OK?

Hey, listen, man.

About what I did before
to your brother,

I'm really sorry
that you had to see that.

Well, like you said,
it's my fault he's in here.

Hey? Hey!

Was a good thing you just did then.

You sound surprised.

No, I just...

I thought that you thought they were
a couple of drop kicks, so...

So I wouldn't do the right thing
by them professionally?

That's not what I said.

You of ALL people
should know better than that.

Steve!

(SIGHS)
(SCOFFS)

Not often you see a doctor in here.

Not often a doctor has to be.

Sorry, that sounded...

Like you had something on your mind?
No.

You've been working with Amy today.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't exactly
call it 'working'.

What do you mean?
Come on, spit it out, Bart.

I don't like her.
I beg your pardon?

I don't mean personally,
although she's lazy.

She doesn't follow instructions.

I don't think it's fair on
other nurses to pick up her slack.

Oh.
I just thought you should know.

Yeah, alright. I'll...handle it.

Hey. How's your day going?

Oh, not bad. Yours?

Oh, I could live without it,
personally.

Listen, it's come to my attention
that you might be a bit shaky

on the whole 'teamwork' thing
that we have going here.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm not sure that
it's anything to smile about, Amy.

If you're not doing
what's being asked...

This came from Dr West, right?

Doesn't matter who it came from.
Yeah, it does, actually.

If he bothered
asking me for an explanation

instead of running to you...

You would have said what?

That I was too embarrassed to shower
a man old enough to be my father.

Von did it for me
and I already thanked her for it,

so I'm sorry if that doesn't make me
as good as the rest of the nurses...

Hang...hang on.

Dr Campion told me it would be
hard to find my feet here,

but I thought I'd at least
have the support of my boss.

If you were feeling uncomfortable you
should have come to me, not to Frank.

He was worried about me.
Why?

Because he's my uncle.

She'll need to be in hospital
for a couple of weeks at least.

That long?

Yeah, well, she's lost a lot of blood

and there's the leg injuries
to contend with.

More surgery?

Yeah, but not until
she's stable enough.

We'll pull through. We always do.

I'm so sorry about all of this.

If I wasn't supposed to be
getting married today

none of this would have happened.

If I hadn't wanted a holiday so much
it wouldn't have happened either.

I'll leave you to it.

Thank you for everything.
You're welcome.

How long have you been together?

20 years.

That's what the holiday
was all about -

to celebrate our anniversary.

We didn't have a honeymoon.

Renee was pregnant. Couldn't
face the idea of travelling.

Huh! Best laid plans, eh?

Yeah.

And here we are again.
Another holiday down the tube.

Oh, well.

As long as we're together.
That's what really matters.

So it's off?
Yes, it's off.

I don't believe it.
I need to get to the wedding venue.

There's some guests
I couldn't get hold of

and they're gonna find the place
deserted, so I'm gonna...

Anything we can do?
No, I'm fine.

Ricky...

Can't talk about it right now.
Got lots to do.

DAN: Ricky?
What?

I, uh...

Is it too late?

For what?
To get married. Is it too late?

Are you serious?
You're changing your mind?

Yeah, I am.

But, um, well I've missed
my hair appointment

and don't have my makeup done.

I don't care about any of that.

Ricky, you're beautiful
and I wanna marry you today,

so what do you say?

Do...do we still have time
to get ready?

Hell, yes!
(ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY)

Mum's gonna kill me.

No, she's gonna kill YOU.
I don't give a crap!

We'll call her on the way.
See you at the reception!

Waiting times are down 90 minutes

and I'm not even supposed to be
on duty today, so...

Go.
Yes!

Mate, we've got things to do.
Gotta get you outta these scrubs.

Just...just...just give us a sec.

Where do you think you're rolling?
Can you let me outta here, please?

No!
Don't, alright?

Look, I screwed up and...

Yeah, you did, but we don't have time
for you to sulk about it right now.

I know, so...

Can you go and get married?

I'll give an excuse to Ma about why
I'm not going so she won't freak.

No way!
Dan, don't you get it?

You could have been in that van
when it crashed.

I could have got you killed.
Yeah, I know that.

Look, I'm here, aren't I?

Don't get me wrong, Luke, OK?

The second I get back
from my honeymoon

I'm kicking the living crap
outta you,

but right now
I need my master of ceremonies.

I need someone
to keep Mum off my back.

Come on, I need to get ready,
so shut up. Let's go.

I hope you'll be coming.

Ooh, I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

(FOGHORN BLARES IN DISTANCE)

(MUTTERS NERVOUSLY)

Stop doing that.
Doing what?

Checking your watch
every 10 seconds.

I'm not.
You're giving me the irrits.

I didn't think I'd be so nervous.

(WAGNER'S 'BRIDAL CHORUS' PLAYS)
(CLEARS THROAT)

BREE: She's so beautiful.

You gonna be a big girl about this?
No, just...

Thanks, Dad.

You take care of my girl.
I will, I promise. Thank you!

Hey, you.
Hi.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Aw, come here.
Ooh!

(ALL CHUCKLE)

(QUIETLY) Get a bucket of water.

Bloody fire hose, more like.

Dan! Wrong end of the ceremony.

Sorry, got a bit carried away.

You ready?
Good to go.

Yeah. Oh, me too.

(CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES)

CELEBRANT:
We're here today to celebrate

the marriage of Dan and Erica,

to witness their vows
and to share in their joy.

(CLEARS THROAT)

I love you, Ricky,

and I wanna spend the rest
of my life laughing with you

and encouraging you
and comforting you.

You're my best friend,
you're my soul mate,

and I wanna be there for you
when you need me

and for you to be there for me too.

RICKY: When our love is simple
and when it is an effort,

I promise to stand by you
every step of the way.

(CHUCKLES)

There rings are a symbol
of the unbroken circle of love.

Love freely given
has no beginning and no end.

May they remind you always
of the vows you have taken today.

Dan and Erica, as you have
consented today in lawful marriage

in the presence of
your family and your friends,

it's my pleasure
to pronounce you husband and wife.

(ERICA AND DAN CHUCKLE)

Now you can kiss her.
Oh, yeah.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Ah! Thank you very much.

You're a gentleman.

Hi, gorgeous. Ooh, doctor!
WOMAN: He looks nice.

How was it?
Perfect.

Really?
Yep.

Vlasek.
Hello.

OK, everyone,
grab yourselves a drink.

Ah. Easier said than done!

Bart, you are a scholar.

Could you all please
raise your glasses

to the maid of honour
and the best man.

(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)

FRANK: Make a handsome couple,
don't they?

And now for the newlyweds!

(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)

The dress is amazing.
It's beautiful, isn't it?

You're such a show-off.
I can be classy.

Get yourself a drink.

You deserve it.
Thank you.

I'd like to start tonight
by proposing a toast.

To, um...to absent
family and friends.

ALL: To absent family and friends.

The bride and groom have asked me

to outline the proceedings
for this evening,

and they are as follows...

..have an awesome night.

(ALL CHUCKLE, CHEER AND APPLAUD)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

MAN: Whoo! Go!
(CHUCKLES)

FRANK: Isn't that sweet?

Anyway, so there I am on my
Pat Malone in front of the altar,

feeling like a shag on a rock,

just about to tell everybody
that the bloody wedding's off,

and in she waltzes,
like nothing's happened.

We didn't say a word to each other
the whole bloody honeymoon.

Fascinating, Frank.

Best holiday I ever had.
(CHUCKLES)

And on that note, Frank,
you wanna share a cab?

No.
Great. I'll see you all later.

'Bye, Mike.
Thanks for trying.

Dance with me, Bart.

Your father would have been
so proud of you.

Everything that's happened

and the fact that you're still
speaking to your brother.

Yeah, well, that was just
a bad idea that went wrong.

You happy?
Happiest I've ever been.

You don't like parties much, do you?

I wouldn't say that.

Hey.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(CAMERA BEEPS)

Oh, my God!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

What's their story?

Now, that is
the $1 million question.

Would you like something to drink?
Er, yeah.

Um...
Hmm?

I'm gonna make my move.

What? Where are you going?

Talk to Amy.

You know she's Frank's niece,
don't you?

Waiter? Hello! Hi.

Can you, um...

(GIGGLES)

..keep 'em coming?

LUKE: Er, excuse me. Excuse me.

Um, now, all good things
must come to an end,

and unfortunately it has come
to that point of the night

where we must farewell our
newlyweds, so if you could please...

(ALL APPLAUD)

Congratulations.
Mwah! Thank you. Love you.

Welcome to the family.
Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, don't forget the bouquet.
Throw the bouquet.

HEATH: You're pathetic.
Why?

(ALL CHATTER)

You're all welcome. Just hop back.

We're ready.

Alright, alright,
alright, alright. OK.

Arms down. It's only fair.
Everyone start with your arms down.

Go.

(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)
(GROANS)

No! Go.

(ALL CHEER, APPLAUD AND WHISTLE)

Go talk to him.
What? Who?

(CHUCKLES) Who?
Steve.

You've had your eyes on him
the whole night.

Have not! (CHUCKLES)

I don't...
Anyway, it's none of your business.

So, whatever! Whatever!
Whatever!

Well, I think it's time
we get you home.

No, I'm not going home.
I'm staying here.

Come on, come on, come on.
No, I don't wanna. (CHUCKLES)

I don't need a minder.
Well, you need something.

Oh, well, you...you choof off.
Choof, choof, choof, choof.

Yeah, well, I'll choof off
once you go home.

(SLURS) Hey.
What?

(CHUCKLES)

(CHATTER CEASES)

(ASTONISHED GASPS)

(SIGHS)

Getting you a cab.

He's getting me a cab.