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Babies, hold on.
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They're shooting at us.
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I can't take them all!
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I can't take them all!
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Babies,
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I didn't make it.
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Sweetie.
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My name is al pereira.
I'm the sharpest private detective,
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or as they say in the movies:
"Private eye".
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Highly private.
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The son of a bitch
is pretty funny.
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I've seen this show a million times.
You make me sick.
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See you, bastard!
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You're hot, naughty girl.
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I was missing out on the party.
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Very good.
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Now you're doing it
a lot better.
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Hello. - What brings you here?
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I'm just visiting.
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The youth these days!
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Look at him, he's a sugar daddy.
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A sugar daddy
is someone who pays all the bills.
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Yes, but you never pay anything.
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Let's be serious for a moment.
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Why?
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Because I say so.
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Son of a bitch,
you're gonna pay for it.
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And then you hit it!
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You gotta give it a slap. - Me?
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Let's start at:
"Son of a bitch."
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Do I really slap the camera?
Yes, whack it.
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Really? - Yes.
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Well, don't break it
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but don't let it
catch you by surprise.
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Action!
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Son of a bitch,
you're gonna pay for it.
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Irene, turn your back to the camera
and stand very close to the mirror.
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More to the right.
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Over there.
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When you're over there
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you start moving to the rhythm
of "blues in the night".
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And then you slowly
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lift
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your dress.
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Slowly, very slowly.
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Slowly.
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Carry on.
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Carry on for a little while.
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Move your ass
slowly and rhythmically
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while you're provoking him.
Imagine he's the camera.
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That's it, very nice.
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Action!
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Cut!
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Shame on them!
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Shame on them,
with their tits and asses.
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They're trying to lead us
on the path of doom.
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And they succeed,
and how they succeed.
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But all of this will end.
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It will end.
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It's too bad
because those asses are really nice.
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But it will all end.
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Shame on me.
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Life has forced al pereira
to become
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a sacristan.
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May god confound them.
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You are excommunicated,
the three of you.
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Politicians aren't
what they used to be.
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They are the ones
who steal from us, but then...
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When you hear about some stories!
Like in berlusconi's case...
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Well...
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That's what has destroyed
the Christian morality.
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Enough, you shameless women.
Get out! The three of you!
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Get lost, the three of you.
Shame on you.
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Al pereira, you're a fag. - Fag.
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Ask your mother who the fag is.
Fag, fag.
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The Dean of canterbury
is my first cousin
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and I will have
the three of you excommunicated.
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Fag. Queer. - Bye.
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Being al pereira
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means having to fulfill
extremely unfair obligations.
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But I will remain firm
in my undying fate as an enforcer
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despite all of the whores
in the world that come here.
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Let's get'em.
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Don't move, you son of a bitch!
Put it down.
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I was expecting you at five.
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Al, I miss your eyes, your hands...
I miss fucking you!
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Me too, baby.
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When will this nightmare be over?
When the producers decide.
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When does your contract go until?
I didn't sign anything.
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Really?
Of course not. I'm al pereira...
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This is very old,
it doesn't work.
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It can fire in one direction
or another and never hit you.
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You can't kill me with this.
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It's the only one I have. - So?
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Get lost.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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You're disappointing me,
but you have a great ass.
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Hi. - What's wrong?
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I couldn't kill al pereira.
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Why not?
You only had to shoot him twice.
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Yes, but he's so handsome.
Come on.
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And the gun was old.
See, I told you.
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Well, don't worry.
We'll try again.
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Really? Ok.
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What would we become
without the union's support?
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Shameless fools.
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You're evil and stupid.
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I will punish you.
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No dessert for one month!
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You're despicable.
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Shame on you. Shame on you!
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Filthy women.
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Fucking filthy women.
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Whip them 25 times.
Indecent daughters of Satan.
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I will punish you very hard.
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You have to become the way he is,
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your father,
the honorable fu manchu.
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Bigger, more evil, tougher.
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You have to become
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very evil assassins.
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You have to kill
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or be killed.
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Whores!
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I'm going to kill
those damn unionists.
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Do you remember
on the waterfront?
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Not really, I saw it
when I was a little girl.
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There was a unionist
who fucked it all up.
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All of it? - Yes.
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Not me.
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You're really someone,
don't you?
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Where are you taking me?
To the bedroom.
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Hello.
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Are you related to James Bond?
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Almost related.
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Actually,
he's almost related to me.
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Yes, right.
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Tell us another.
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They are like little girls:
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Stupid and ridiculous
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but cute.
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I think
he's getting quite horny.
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Yes.
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Hello, al.
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Come here.
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Come here. - Come here.
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How boring.
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Hello.
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Come on.
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Antonio, bend down. - Down?
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While we're rehearsing
I'll say: "Antonio!"
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Don't look at me and ask:
"What do I do now?"
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As if this was your first movie.
It's not a rehearsal.
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We are supposed to be shooting.
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And then you say:
"Bend down now."
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And I ask: "Should I
bend down like this or sideways?"
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Let's turn off the light
and see.
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No, you tell me.
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You gotta tell me
what I'm gonna do in the next scene.
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Say: "And then bend down here."
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Just say whatever
I'll have to do
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and I'll do it.
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Alright? - Alright.
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It's your call. - I told you.
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Something was missing. I had to tell
him: "He's stiff as a corpse."
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Yes.
And he shoots us and we die.
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I did that randomly.
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Yes, but it was fine.
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Yes, but... well.
Whatever he says.
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Fine, let's go with that. Fine.
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Look.
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Keep on rolling.
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He's stiff as a corpse.
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The whims of life:
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In two seconds,
two bullets kill two whores.
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Might god
welcome them in his bosom.
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Coming up soon:
The latest adventures of...
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Al pereira!
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Cool fact:
One son of a bitch less.
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Your husband is a bastard.
Your husband is a bastard.
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Now stand over there, Irene.
Over there.
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But while moving your body.
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Al pereira is mine.
Al pereira is mine.
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I've never had it like this.
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Such a hard dick.
Such a hard dick.
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And the eastern wind.
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And the eastern wind.
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And...
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I let one off. - / let one off.
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Softly. - Softly.
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Turn around.
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I am al pereira.
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Hello.
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Pereira, you're a fag.
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Feels good!
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Learn from us! - Look.
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Antonio!
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I'm smoking
while I'm waiting to fuck a gunman.
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How fucked up!
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Why am I thinking
about a bastard like al pereira?
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He's a jerk.
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He has no authority.
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He has no balls.
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But I like him.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, man.
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Look how much time
it took us to get it right.
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Well, let's see if we can.
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I'm done. - Motors!
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Rolling. - Action!
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00:49:56,667 --> 00:50:00,205
Minnesota in spring time...
How funny.
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Minnesota in spring time
is like Ohio in winter.
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00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:07,745
How is winter in Ohio?
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Just like Minnesota in spring.
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But a little bit chillier.
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I miss Texas.
Why do you miss Texas?
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I don't know, but I miss Texas.
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Everyone misses something, right?
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Don't you remember that song?
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Which one? - / went to Texas...
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I went to Texas and I came back.
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Deep in the heart of Texas.
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Don't you remember? - No.
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You really don't know anything.
Yes.
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You don't know a thing about the
culture of your own country.
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Exactly.
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You're from Texas, right?
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Right?
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00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:09,993
Yes, but I'm from the north.
Not from Minnesota or Ohio?
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I'm from timbuktu.
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I'm from timbuktu.
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Me too. - Really?
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So who is from Texas?
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The two of you.
I'm from timbuktu.
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00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:36,411
So maybe this man
or the one over there is from Texas.
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Cut!
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I miss Texas.
Why do you miss Texas?
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Because I miss it, I don't know.
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Don't you remember the song:
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I went to Texas
and I came back...
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Deep in the heart of Texas.
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No.
It's where Chuck Norris comes from.
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Isn't that enough?
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Chuck Norris, the manly man.
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Going down
fo the cat's fountain.
248
00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:43,575
A young girl and a soldier
went down lo the cat's fountain.
249
00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:49,705
Ask her what her name is.
Marieta, marieta.
250
00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:53,785
Ask her what her name is.
Marieta with the bright eyes.
251
00:52:57,042 --> 00:52:59,749
Going down
fo the cat's fountain.
252
00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:04,621
A young girl and a soldier
went down lo the cat's fountain.
253
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:24,413
Ask her what her name is.
Marieta, marieta.
254
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:28,450
Ask her what her name is.
Marieta with the bright eyes.
255
00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:00,375
Look, the prince's residence.
Yes!
256
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,456
Let's go. - Come on.
257
00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:34,198
Mrs. duck told Mr. duck:
"If you screw me, I'll kill you."
258
00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:44,914
Mrs. duck told Mr. duck:
"If you screw me, I'll kill you."
259
00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:49,656
Mrs. duck told Mr. duck:
"If you screw me, I'll kill you."
260
00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,657
Mrs. duck told Mr. duck...
261
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:16,539
It's hot here.
What do you want? Who are you?
262
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,240
Look.
263
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,412
This isn't good anymore. - Why?
264
00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:28,453
It's not valid.
265
00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:32,447
But isn't this the hotel Lancaster
city of las palmeras?
266
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,198
No.
267
00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:38,030
It's the hotel Lancaster city
of Tegucigalpa.
268
00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:41,493
But...
269
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:45,493
We are fully booked.
All the rooms are taken.
270
00:56:46,542 --> 00:56:48,908
What can I say? What can we do?
271
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,574
I don't know.
So your cousin tricked us.
272
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:57,122
Of course he did! He always does.
He's a trickster!
273
00:56:58,125 --> 00:56:59,490
So...
274
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,661
Which options do we have?
275
00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:07,705
I can offer you a small room.
276
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:10,290
It's more expensive but cozy.
277
00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:13,992
It's in the other hotel. - Ok.
278
00:57:14,542 --> 00:57:18,205
If you're masochists
you're welcome to stay here.
279
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:21,207
Fine, so we'll stay here.
280
00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:24,575
Talk to the manager,
he's over there.
281
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,494
Thank you. - You're welcome.
282
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:29,073
Bye.
283
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,741
I have a bad feeling
about those two.
284
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,116
Hello, ladies. How are you?
285
00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:01,116
So we can talk in Spanish.
286
00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:03,453
That's better. - A lot easier.
287
00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:08,326
How can I help you?
We were told you've a room for us.
288
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:10,832
Your friend sent us here.
289
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,331
I see.
290
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,615
This is it.
291
00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:22,032
Room 67.
292
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:26,246
It's the only one left.
Perfect, lucky us.
293
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,583
Over there,
at the end of the hallway.
294
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,323
Thank you.
295
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:35,199
See you later. - See you later.
296
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:40,530
Wait! - What?
297
00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:43,534
Should I make you
a charcoal drawing?
298
00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,240
Why?
299
00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:49,701
As a souvenir.
So you remember these islands.
300
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,075
People get themselves
a charcoal drawing.
301
00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:56,370
It's a famous souvenir
around here.
302
00:58:56,958 --> 00:59:00,951
Or would you like my boss
to paint you a gouache painting.
303
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:04,447
He does great, beautiful ones.
Gouache?
304
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,040
He's the best gouache painter here.
305
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:10,864
No thanks. I'm tired
and want to lay down a while.
306
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,161
Let's go. - Wait!
307
00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:15,949
Not this way. - No?
308
00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:18,745
That's the eastern area.
It's completely booked.
309
00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:20,661
And room 67? - This way.
310
00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:23,989
It's in the western area.
0k, thanks.
311
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,994
Oh my god.
312
00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:00,532
Wake up!
313
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,198
Come here!
314
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,115
Come here.
315
01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:49,657
Come here!
316
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,115
Come here!
317
01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,536
Come here!
318
01:00:55,667 --> 01:00:57,703
1 will kill you!
319
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:20,332
Come over here.
320
01:01:24,292 --> 01:01:26,408
Are you Muslim or stupid?
321
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,822
I'm from here, from malaga.
I know nothing.
322
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:33,990
Fuck.
323
01:01:39,792 --> 01:01:42,829
I was worried about refueles.
Don't worry.
324
01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:45,116
He's an innocent jerk.
325
01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:47,957
They all are.
What do you know about his wife?
326
01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:52,247
I hardly know her. But I think
she's an old hag and a bitch.
327
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,037
I don't mean it in an offensive way.
Yes, right.
328
01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:58,659
If she were to catch you,
she would rip your heart out.
329
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,414
Nice haircut.
330
01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:04,537
I have worn it so many times.
331
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,164
I've got a really long one.
332
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,540
It reaches the ground.
333
01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:16,490
There is no way manolito's
could reach the ground.
334
01:02:18,542 --> 01:02:22,581
So what turns agripina on?
Neron of course.
335
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:25,241
Yes, a very loving mother...
336
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,493
Did you read the Bible?
337
01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:17,244
To me the Bible
is like the lord of the rings.
338
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:18,910
Don't say that.
339
01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:22,246
The Bible is full of morals
340
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,536
and logic.
341
01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:29,160
So what? What about agripina?
She's a bitch.
342
01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:33,365
I'm having an affair with her.
If you bash her I'll kick your ass.
343
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:36,742
Cool down,
I wasn't bashing agripina.
344
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,992
Agripina is a fantastic woman.
Woman?
345
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:43,614
You know she's a transvestite,
right? I love transvestites.
346
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,832
I thought so.
347
01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:47,948
I really love transvestites, too.
348
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:51,826
They are funny
and fantastic persons.
349
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:55,697
Naive and healthy.
Very in vogue right now.
350
01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:00,707
You wanted
the western area? This is it.
351
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:05,539
We can get dressed if you prefer.
This is where you belong.
352
01:04:06,167 --> 01:04:08,749
I don't care
if you're dressed or not.
353
01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,661
The important thing is...
354
01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:14,159
That the guests
of the hotel always die.
355
01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:17,489
Just like everyone else.
Everybody dies eventually.
356
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:20,995
That's why you have to die.
357
01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:24,455
What a harsh way to say it,
don't you think?
358
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:26,369
Get dressed.
359
01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:30,990
Young ladies,
I can even see your alligators.
360
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:40,329
Heil Hitler! Follow me.
361
01:04:41,042 --> 01:04:43,283
Do you know rajoy?
362
01:04:44,292 --> 01:04:49,116
He's the savior of the fatherland
from the thieves and the wretched.
363
01:04:50,708 --> 01:04:52,118
Rajoy says:
364
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:55,947
"We have to save our fatherland
from thieves and wretched."
365
01:04:56,875 --> 01:04:59,036
What is he talking about?
Follow me.
366
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:02,538
Where are we going?
This room is free.
367
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:05,415
This room is free.
368
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,578
This room is free.
369
01:05:09,375 --> 01:05:13,288
Rajoy says:
"I will turn the light on."
370
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:16,616
The light is on.
371
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:20,370
Come on in. - Thank you.
372
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,950
Do you need anything more?
We are fine.
373
01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:27,120
Rajoy says: "You're really hot."
374
01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:30,579
I'm leaving, bye.
375
01:05:31,042 --> 01:05:33,078
Bye, thank you.
376
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,118
Rajoy says: "Freedom? Bullshit!"
377
01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:17,035
Honestly, your singing is bad.
You really sing awful.
378
01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:24,240
They gave me three awards on TV.
Right, three awards.
379
01:06:24,667 --> 01:06:26,623
Well I didn't get any.
380
01:06:28,917 --> 01:06:31,750
And how do you sing?
You sing terrible.
381
01:06:31,875 --> 01:06:34,036
Listen honey,
it's not my profession.
382
01:06:34,167 --> 01:06:37,739
What do you do?
I'm an inspector for bankia.
383
01:06:38,417 --> 01:06:43,662
Well, so you earn a lot of money.
Not really. If they pay me, I do...
384
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,909
Let's leave those topics to men.
385
01:06:48,042 --> 01:06:51,489
Let's get dressed
and go to the pool.
386
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,992
Let's go to the open sea. - Yes!
387
01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:42,580
Olé, the nuns of the sacromonte.
388
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:45,073
Yeah.
389
01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:52,073
Mr. pereira!
390
01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:54,581
Mr. pereira!
391
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,706
Mr. pereira!
392
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,161
Mr. pereira!
393
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,865
Hey, boy!
394
01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:13,283
Are you talking to me?
Mr. pereira.
395
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:17,451
Here's an anonymous letter
from my father.
396
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:23,575
Who is your father?
My father is the minister.
397
01:08:24,042 --> 01:08:28,581
The minister of what?
The minister of gambling and vices.
398
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:32,412
Of what? - Gambling and vices!
399
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:35,199
So he's Teddy bolista.
400
01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,658
Yes, Teddy bolista.
401
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:41,500
If you don't let my son go,
402
01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:44,579
you will die. You'll die!
403
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,911
Why? - Because you'll die.
404
01:08:47,042 --> 01:08:48,202
You'll die.
405
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,207
If you don't let me go you'll die.
406
01:08:52,167 --> 01:08:54,954
And why will I die?
Because you'll die.
407
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,448
You'll die.
408
01:08:57,458 --> 01:09:00,700
What are you saying?
That you'll die!
409
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:03,456
You'll die!
410
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,869
You'll die!
411
01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:10,290
You're the one
who is gonna die, jerk.
412
01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:15,116
I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
No! Daddy!
413
01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:19,785
Careful, I'm the president
of the judicial system.
414
01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:24,994
We weren't doing anything.
415
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:33,163
We were peaceful, daddy.
416
01:09:34,792 --> 01:09:37,329
Now I recognize you.
You're my son!
417
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,866
Oh, my god!
418
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,365
Daddy! - He's my son!
419
01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:46,158
He's my son. - Daddy!
420
01:09:46,292 --> 01:09:49,659
It's a shame he's still an imbecile.
Thanks daddy.
421
01:09:49,792 --> 01:09:52,124
I love you too.
I love you a lot, daddy.
422
01:09:52,542 --> 01:09:56,455
I love you. - My son!
423
01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:58,615
I'm your son.
424
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:03,332
What do you think
about al pereira?
425
01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:07,037
Don't bring him up, understood?
Why?
426
01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:09,374
He's a good guy. - A good guy?
427
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,912
He's a son of a bitch
and too mellifluous.
428
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,624
Mellifluous? What's that?
429
01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:18,204
That's when somebody
talks sweet and tricks people.
430
01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:21,496
I never heard that word,
but if you say so.
431
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,448
Oh, yes.
432
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:29,204
You have great hands.
They almost feel like...
433
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,411
They feel like feet.
434
01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:33,448
Bitch!
435
01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:36,370
Today, February the 23rd.
436
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:39,082
Is it the 23rd or the 24th?
437
01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:40,748
No.
438
01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:44,830
February the 23rd.
The 24th, daddy.
439
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:46,539
Shut up, son.
440
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:51,208
February the 24th,
two thousand...
441
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:56,780
That isn't important.
Let's cut to the chase.
442
01:10:57,167 --> 01:10:59,624
I decided to pass on all my goods
443
01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:02,583
to the national association
of poor whores
444
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:07,201
so they can use them for charitable
works or other good deeds.
445
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:16,121
By the way, nobody talked
about what will be mine.
446
01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:20,448
Of course, I'll be getting
the biggest piece of the cake.
447
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:24,155
I'm leaving. I don't want to know
anything about these atrocities.
448
01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:27,822
Which atrocities?
This is a will.
449
01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:32,911
It's bad enough I've died,
but you also want to take it all.
450
01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:42,409
That's fucking strong!
This is Orson welles' tobacco.
451
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:46,990
Were you Orson welles' lover?
Yes and no.
452
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,248
That means yes, right?
453
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:54,368
I was eight years old then,
but I killed him.
454
01:12:00,042 --> 01:12:03,534
So what has that damn al pereira
got to do with you?
455
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:06,867
We used to have
456
01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:10,329
a little romance
and three grandchildren.
457
01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:12,494
Grandchildren?
You mean children.
458
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:15,662
He's old,
he only conceives grandchildren.
459
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:21,659
Mustafa kemal
has made me his sole heir.
460
01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:25,284
I'm leaving! I don't wanna know
anything about this damn will.
461
01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:28,534
You won't get a single cent.
So what?
462
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:33,492
As al pereira's favorite child
463
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:39,998
I demand
the accusation to be reviewed.
464
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,661
Review the accusation?
465
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:49,660
Go and play with your toys
and leave the grown ups alone.
466
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:57,866
I contest that will
for false prevarication, bribery
467
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,699
and other trivialities.
468
01:13:06,167 --> 01:13:09,079
So who will inherit the money?
469
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:11,574
I will, of course.
470
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:15,246
What? What about us?
Hell no, I should hope not.
471
01:13:18,167 --> 01:13:20,408
What the hell is he saying?
472
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:23,705
And what about us?
That's not fair.
473
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:26,744
What about us?
474
01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:30,249
I'm the one and only.
475
01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:33,290
The one and only...
476
01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:45,831
You're a darling.
I always knew we would get along.
477
01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:48,199
I wouldn't be so sure,
I'm a beast.
478
01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:50,828
That's how I like them.
479
01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:54,576
Enough cuddling!
Let's draw some conclusions.
480
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,289
Conclusions!
481
01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:04,575
He's so cute, the fool.
How cute, look at him.
482
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:08,120
Conclusions! Conclusions!
483
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:12,163
What a son of a bitch.
I can't take it any longer!
484
01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:15,955
Either you two come to bed with me
or I will die again.
485
01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:19,499
So go on and die.
486
01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:24,829
Conclusions,
I want more conclusions!
487
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:28,283
Conclusions, conclusions.
488
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,623
Action!
489
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,833
This is a story
told by an idiot,
490
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:50,572
full of sound and fury,
491
01:14:51,333 --> 01:14:53,915
signifying nothing.
492
01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:58,457
This is a story
493
01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:01,449
told by an idiot,
494
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,537
full of sound...
495
01:15:14,542 --> 01:15:19,081
This is a story
told by an idiot...
496
01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:20,072
Told by...
497
01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:25,032
Told by an idiot,
a son of a bitch,
498
01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:28,910
signifying nothing.
499
01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:36,287
Signifying absolute shit.
Shit! Absolute shit.
500
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:42,164
Dance! Come on.
Move, all of you.
501
01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:46,786
You dance, too.
502
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:09,703
This is a story
503
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,082
told by an idiot,
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01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:15,572
full of sound and fury,
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01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,915
signifying nothing.
506
01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,828
This is a story
507
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:25,413
told by an idiot,
a dork, a son of a bitch,
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full of
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01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:31,205
sound and fury,
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signifying nothing.
511
01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:39,825
This is the truth. - Cut!
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01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:44,240
Shut up.
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01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:47,158
Shut up at once!
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01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:52,120
Should we carry on?
No. He said cut.
515
01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:55,784
I said cut, but...
We were quite into it.
516
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:59,041
Yes, you were so into the dancing
517
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:03,664
that I let you go on and thought:
"Shit, I hope they won't get angry."
518
01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:06,699
You can see paco's whole head.
519
01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:08,740
Well,
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01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:10,952
that's it.
521
01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:25,622
We've made al pereira look like
a complete dickhead,
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01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,911
but it doesn't matter at all.
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01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:35,832
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