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All right everybody,
let's raise a glass.
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To Dorothy Wheeler.
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The matriarch of MaxDot.
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I don't know what
we're gonna do without you.
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I don't see it
as retiring,
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I see it as staying home
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while I cash those fat
dividend checks.
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To Dottie's passive income.
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Oh, I'll miss this phone.
10
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Threaten a lot
of distributor's families.
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I will miss apologizing
on your behalf.
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- Shall we?
- We shall.
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Oh, let me grab
your father first.
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Maxy always said this place
would be the death of us.
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Well, just him, I guess.
[chuckles softly]
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Don't worry, Mom.
The company's in good hands.
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I'll make you proud.
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I'm already
- proud of you.
- Really?
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What specifically
are you proud of?
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I don't know, eh...
21
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You're a good-looking fella.
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That really
means a lot.
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May I give you a hug,
Mrs. Wheeler?
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Knock yourself out.
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To the grand dame
of MaxDot,
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a queen of
compression socks,
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iron lady of all--
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All right, hug's done.
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Please, come back
and visit any time.
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You don't mean that.
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I would like to.
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All right, with me gone,
Bobby's in charge.
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I was already in charge.
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That's sweet
you thought that.
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[fake chuckle]
She's fun, huh?
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So, who will it be?
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What are you talking
about, cousin?
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There is an executive office
without an executive.
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Oh, yeah... Dibs.
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Damn it.
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There will be no dibsing.
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As president,
I will award this office
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to whoever earns it.
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Damn it.
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Gentlemen,
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I am leading you
into the future.
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MaxDot 2.0.
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The question is, which of you
is ready for it?
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Feel free to tear
each other apart.
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[scoffs]
51
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Your cousin's
a little intense.
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I have enjoyed
being your friend.
53
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What?
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I am sorry for
what is coming.
55
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[door closes]
What?
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Hello.
Hey, sweetie.
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Look who's home.
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Is that the jar that's filled
with your dead husband?
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It is the urn
with my beloved's remains.
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I have heard that the teeth
do not fully disintegrate.
62
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Oh, yeah,
it's like a big maraca.
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Go ahead, shake it.
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- No, thank you.
- Do you want a drink?
65
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I have to work tomorrow.
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Oh, sucks to be you.
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I'm free as a bird.
A bird who likes vodka.
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Are you sure you wouldn't
rather put the urn
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somewhere more private?
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Perhaps your bedroom,
or a box in the garage?
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No! Max always loved
being around people.
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If he was
here right now,
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he'd tell you a dirty joke
and pinch your fanny.
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He sounds delightful.
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I mean no disrespect,
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but I'm a little bit
uncomfortable with it.
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It's your father-in-law.
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I thought all you Nigerians
loved that ancestor crap.
79
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We do not believe
in burning our dead.
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It desecrates the body
81
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and keeps the spirit
from moving on.
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Honey, I had no idea.
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Well...
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you'll get over it.
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All right, what do you need?
I was headed out.
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I am happy to report that
the beavers have been busy.
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We're the beavers.
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I would like
to share an idea
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to improve
the future of MaxDot.
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I'm also excited for
the future of MaxDot.
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What did you do to them?
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Isn't it wonderful?
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They are battling
for my approval.
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Kofo, speak.
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Keep in mind,
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I have only had a few hours
to work on this.
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I had the same amount
of time and I'm ready.
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Also, dressed
for success.
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Not... whatever
this is. [chuckling]
100
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Like I said,
- I was headed out.
- Okay.
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Here is the first
of many ideas for MaxDot 2.0.
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Mm.
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"2.0"? I like that.
104
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That was not him.
That was me.
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We could reduce
our carbon footprint
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by providing all employees
with reusable water bottles.
107
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That's a good idea.
108
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Agreed. It is a small,
but good idea.
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Sorry, are you done?
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That's it?
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They liked it.
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Did they? Hmm.
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Well, if you're done
with the appetizer,
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let's move on
to the main course, gentlemen.
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I think
it's time that MaxDot
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expands into athleisure wear.
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Workout clothes?
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Sexy workout clothes.
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Make you look like an athlete
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even if you've never been
to the gym.
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I feel seen.
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It's a natural progression
for MaxDot.
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Major brands are
getting into it.
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And we already have
the materials
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and machinery for production.
126
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But you are pitching
a whole new product.
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What's the problem?
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I did not know we were
allowed to do that.
129
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And now you know.
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May this failure
propel you forward.
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All right, I don't know
what crazy's doing here,
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but, Douglas,
that's a great idea.
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Run with it.
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Thank you, Bob.
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I will also run
with my idea.
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The water bottle thing.
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Oh. Right.
138
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Nice job, Douglas.
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- Thank you.
- You are welcome.
140
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This is nice, huh?
Place all to ourselves.
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We are not alone.
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What are you
talking about?
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[whistles]
144
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Oh, yeah, he looks
good over there.
145
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Cheers, Pops.
146
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Honey, please,
do not talk to it.
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What, are you afraid
he's gonna answer back?
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A little.
[chuckles]
I don't know.
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I kind of like
having him here.
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It is not right.
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A soul cannot rest
in a golden trashcan.
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Better than a burial.
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Especially that
open casket thing,
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everybody saying how
good they look.
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They don't look good,
they're dead.
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Don't worry, I'll put you
in your best suit.
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You'll look better
than when you were living.[chuckles]
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I hate to break it to you,
but when I die,
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they're gonna barbecue me
like a Sunday brisket.
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Mm-mm. I forbid it.
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Honey, it's not
really up to you.
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Of course it is,
you will be dead.
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These are
my last wishes.
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Okay.
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I will honor them.
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I don't believe you.
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Then do your best
to outlive me.[chuckles]
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[knock at door]
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Hey, I was crunching the numbers
on this athleisure thing.
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Douglas has really
hit on something.
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I agree.
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I mean, it's a really good idea.
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I know.
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From Douglas!
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I honestly think we can make
more money on this
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than we do on socks.
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Make sure Kofo hears you
say that.
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Why?
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So he goes insane with jealousy.
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Then he will not
be able to sleep
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until he comes up
with an even better idea.
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And round and round
we will go.
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You're gonna drive
everybody crazy.
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And drive our profits
to the moon!
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Why do I feel like
you should be in a lair,
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stroking a cat?
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You are comparing me
to a cartoon villain,
188
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but every one of them was
a successful businessman.
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You can still run
a successful business
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without being a monster.
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Oh. Your mother was right,
you really do need me.
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- What?
- Nothing.
193
00:09:03,369 --> 00:09:05,067
You make a good point.
194
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Teamwork, rah-rah!
195
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Hey.
Hey, sweetie.
196
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Something smells good.
197
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Yeah, I made dinner.
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What are we having?
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"We"?
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Listen, uh...
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we have a little problem
with Dad's ashes.
202
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There's that "we" again.
203
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They make Abishola
uncomfortable.
204
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And they make me happy.
205
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You're in quite a dilemma.
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Can't you just keep
him in your room
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and bring him out
for special occasions?
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He's my husband,
not the good china.
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I'm just trying
to find a compromise.
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I'm the widow.
It's my decision.
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Like when you decided
not to spread his ashes?
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I never agreed to that.
213
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It was in his will.
214
00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,204
What are you? A lawyer?
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I'm his son.
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And you should've done
what he wanted.
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Tell you what,
when I'm gone,
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00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,951
you can roll us both up
into a doobie
219
00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:05,388
and smoke us
for all I care.
220
00:10:05,518 --> 00:10:07,695
In the meantime,
enjoy your new roommate.
221
00:10:08,957 --> 00:10:11,350
I'd line ya up and snort ya
if you wanted me to
222
00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:14,223
'cause I respect
people's wishes!
223
00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,976
[humming]
224
00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:31,849
[exclaiming]
225
00:10:34,286 --> 00:10:36,332
Hello.
226
00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:41,729
I am picking you up now.
227
00:10:44,122 --> 00:10:45,863
[grunts]
228
00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,913
I hope you like citrus.
229
00:11:06,971 --> 00:11:08,886
Thank you for your cooperation.
230
00:11:13,935 --> 00:11:15,501
And thank you for Bob.
231
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:17,678
He's a very good man.
232
00:11:20,115 --> 00:11:21,812
Okay, I'm all done.
233
00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:24,946
Please do not haunt me.
234
00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:27,122
Bye-bye.
235
00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,571
Hello, Douglas.
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00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,181
Kofo.
237
00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:47,011
I wanted to personally deliver
your new company water bottle.
238
00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:48,970
Oh, cool, thanks.
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00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,887
What are you doing?
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00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:54,410
I'm putting your idea
where it belongs.
241
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,499
Because it's garbage.
242
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:58,066
I'm saving the planet.
243
00:11:58,196 --> 00:12:00,111
You should be more worried
about saving your job.
244
00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:01,678
You should worry about your job.
245
00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:03,680
[scoffs]
I already said that.
246
00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:06,378
Reusable water bottles will
save the company money.
247
00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:08,250
Which we will need
248
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,861
when you fail to produce
those stupid sweatpants.
249
00:12:10,992 --> 00:12:12,341
They're not stupid,
they're cool.
250
00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:14,038
They have stripes!
251
00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:17,476
You have stumbled upon
a huge undertaking
252
00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,348
you are completely unequipped
to follow through.
253
00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:21,176
I didn't stumble.
254
00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,221
You stumbled.
255
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:25,267
Perhaps I'm wrong.
256
00:12:25,397 --> 00:12:28,705
Perhaps a man with limited
manufacturing experience
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00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:32,100
can pivot the production
of an entire factory.
258
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:35,059
They're not gonna switch over
the entire factory.
259
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,758
Oh, I've heard they're
expecting it to be bigger
260
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:39,934
than compression sock
production.
261
00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,544
You heard that?
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00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:43,241
Cool.
263
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,417
It is cool.
264
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:48,420
Good thing you are capable
and will not mess it up.
265
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,990
I am implying
you will mess it up!
266
00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,085
Hey.
267
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:02,043
Hi.
268
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,218
You good?
269
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:05,046
Hi.
270
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,309
Oh, boy.
271
00:13:07,439 --> 00:13:09,093
Can't do it, Bob.
272
00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,703
I can't run the whole company.
273
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,141
[laughs]
Of course you can't, buddy.
274
00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:16,187
I promise that will never,
ever be on the table.
275
00:13:16,318 --> 00:13:17,754
Kofo's right.
276
00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:19,321
I've bitten off
more than I can chew.
277
00:13:19,451 --> 00:13:20,888
And now I'm choking.
278
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:22,759
I'm choking, Bob!
279
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,369
You're not choking.
280
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,631
This is Goodwin's fault.
281
00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:27,111
What are you talking about?
282
00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:28,983
I told him this isn't
the way to do business.
283
00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:30,680
Making you guys nuts.
284
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,290
He's doing this on purpose?
285
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,423
He's pitting you
against each other.
286
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:36,555
I should've put a stop to it,
but I didn't have the heart.
287
00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,601
He was so excited
for his evil plan.
288
00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,517
Oh.
289
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,519
I know, it's terrible.
290
00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:45,042
It's so simple.
291
00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:47,001
Huh?
292
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,437
I don't have to run the company.
293
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,569
I just have to defeat Kofo.
294
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,788
Kofo's your friend.
295
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,485
Not anymore. Thanks, Bob.
296
00:13:54,747 --> 00:13:55,966
What the hell just happened?
297
00:13:56,097 --> 00:13:57,881
I'm gonna destroy him!
298
00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,280
[indistinct chatter,
upbeat music playing]
299
00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:09,806
Welcome to The Gold Room.
300
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:12,026
This was your father's
favorite bar?
301
00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:13,505
Well, he didn't really like
to pick favorites.
302
00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:15,246
Unlike with his children.
303
00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:16,900
It was me.
304
00:14:17,031 --> 00:14:18,728
Man,
305
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,251
this place hasn't changed.
306
00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:21,687
It smells funny.
307
00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:24,473
That's old carpet and new vomit.
308
00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,562
You're right.
309
00:14:26,692 --> 00:14:28,259
My dad used to bring us here
310
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,653
all the time.
311
00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:32,785
This does not seem
like a place for a child.
312
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,005
Ah, we loved having
dinner here.
313
00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:37,225
Grilled cheese,
chicken fingers.
314
00:14:37,355 --> 00:14:39,705
12-year-olds and drunks
eat the same thing.
315
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,794
I suppose
it is a good thing
316
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:43,274
you got to spend
some time with your father.
317
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:44,972
Damn right.
318
00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:46,799
That's why I'm...
319
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,410
gonna honor his wishes.
320
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,629
Is he in the baggie?
321
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,196
He's in the baggie.
322
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:01,075
Your mother is going
to be very upset.
323
00:15:01,205 --> 00:15:03,294
Look, I know.
324
00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:06,123
But a good spouse respects
what the other person wants.
325
00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:09,170
Even if it's not
what they want.
326
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,781
I do not want your sweet face
to be incinerated
327
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,218
and put in an ugly jug.
328
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:16,090
It's not gonna be ugly.
I already picked it out.
329
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,614
It's gonna be shaped
like a football.
330
00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,964
Please tell me you are joking.
331
00:15:21,095 --> 00:15:23,706
I wish I could. Come here.
332
00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:27,666
Look, none of this stuff
is fun to talk about,
333
00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:29,407
so how about
we just don't?
334
00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:30,669
We need to.
335
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,194
I want to be in heaven with you.
336
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,673
Nigerians believe
that if you are burned,
337
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,632
you will not be accepted there.
338
00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:38,982
Well, why didn't
you just say that?
339
00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:40,941
I wouldn't want you to be
in the clouds alone,
340
00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:43,291
having a bunch of handsome
dead guys hitting on you.
341
00:15:45,119 --> 00:15:46,903
There is no sex in heaven.
342
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:49,079
And I'm back in the jug.
343
00:16:00,569 --> 00:16:02,832
Ah, I am glad you
are both here.
344
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,573
You told us to be here.
345
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,402
And by showing up,
346
00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:08,969
you proved you could follow
simple instructions.
347
00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:10,535
Point for Douglas.
348
00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:12,581
I would like a point.
349
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:14,061
Very assertive.
350
00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:15,323
Point for Kofo.
351
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,717
So who won the office?
352
00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,806
Do not rush me.
Ten point deduction.
353
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:25,072
The person who has
earned the use
354
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:26,725
of the Dorothy Wheeler
355
00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:29,815
Executive Suite is...
356
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,078
Douglas.
357
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,296
- Ha!
- No!
358
00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:33,819
Suck it, bottle boy!
359
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,431
Enjoy your
victory, Douglas,
360
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,476
and all that
comes with it.
361
00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:39,956
Oh, I will.
362
00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,871
For one week.
363
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,829
What?
364
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,657
I gave you a million-dollar idea
365
00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:47,181
and I only get the office
for a week?
366
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:48,704
You hear that, Kofo?
367
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:51,098
You have seven days
to plot your revenge.
368
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:53,361
You lied to us.
369
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:55,798
I did.
370
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,888
This is a toxic
work environment.
371
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,238
This is MaxDot 2.0.
372
00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:03,023
Screw this.
373
00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:04,372
You want to just
share the office?
374
00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:05,895
Roomies? Fun.
375
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,070
No. Stop.
376
00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:08,289
I'll go get my stuff.
377
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:09,551
I'll help.
378
00:17:09,681 --> 00:17:11,683
No helping!
379
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:13,685
Can I tell you something?
380
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,557
I just love
my water bottle.
381
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,820
Friendship is forbidden!
382
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,648
Heads will roll!
383
00:17:25,697 --> 00:17:28,135
[sighs] I haven't been back
here since your dad passed.
384
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,007
This was our favorite booth.
385
00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:32,530
I remember.
386
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:35,229
Lots of canoodling
on this leather.
387
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,406
I remember.
388
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,236
I never thought I'd set foot
in this place again.
389
00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,369
But it's nice.
390
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,329
It kind of feels like part of
Dad's here with you, doesn't it?
391
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:49,721
It does.
392
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,289
What if I told you he is?
393
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,074
What are you talking about?
394
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,554
To honor your
husband's memory,
395
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,382
Bob brought some
of his ashes.
396
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,385
I tucked them
in the booth.
397
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:03,257
You're sitting
on a tablespoon of Dad.
398
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,435
Who the hell said
you could do that?
399
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:09,045
He did.
400
00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:11,439
We knew you couldn't
do this alone,
401
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:13,093
so we wanted
to help you.
402
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:16,922
[exhales]
403
00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:19,577
I loved him so much.
404
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:21,666
I know.
405
00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,929
I didn't want to have
to say goodbye.
406
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,062
You don't have to.
407
00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:28,543
He will always be with you.
408
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:32,024
Because you burned him and
now he cannot get into heaven.
409
00:18:34,462 --> 00:18:36,159
Honey, maybe read the room.
410
00:18:37,856 --> 00:18:41,208
It is nice
that any time you want,
411
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:44,167
you can come here and honor
the memories you have with him.
412
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:46,952
That sounds good.
413
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,519
Hmm.
414
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,307
You remember, Maxy.
415
00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:58,790
♪ I'll be seeing you ♪
416
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:02,794
♪ In all the old,
familiar places... ♪
417
00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:05,275
That was her
and Dad's song.
418
00:19:05,406 --> 00:19:07,973
♪ That this heart of mine... ♪
419
00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:10,324
It is very sweet.
420
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:12,978
Well, settle in,
she's gonna do every verse.
421
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,372
♪ In ♪
422
00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:17,722
♪ A small café ♪
423
00:19:17,853 --> 00:19:22,074
♪ The park across the way ♪
424
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:24,642
♪ The children's carousel ♪
425
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:26,949
♪ The chestnut tree ♪
426
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:29,430
♪ The wishing well. ♪
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