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- I sense the ick.
- You haven't had a date yet.
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Since he's my boss, I don't want to
go out with him and get the ick.
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- Then tell him.
- Tell him?
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- Tell him.
- How?
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- How?
- Renee.
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Why don't you just go through
with the date?
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He'll think he did something wrong.
He'll think he is something wrong.
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What's better? To blow it or
not stand a chance?
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I don't know.
10
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The Biscuit has a nose for the truth.
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Be straight.
Tell him he doesn't do it for you.
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It could be really boring
and he would lose interest.
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If you like John Cage, then you know
what has to be done.
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- I have to dump him.
- You must.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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Once in a Lifetime
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Walking the lineThat's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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When Richard hired you, he expected
you to bill 200 hours a month.
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And under that yardstick,
you've been a disappointment.
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Thank you, Elaine.
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- Ally.
- Hey, John.
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- Better get inside.
RICHARD: Come, come, come on.
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John, John.
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Delta Hughes wants to
retain us to sue Burger King.
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Claims this crispier French fry
was all her idea.
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BILLY:
Her idea?
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She wrote them, saying their fries
should be more crispy.
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That's just stupid, Richard.
Speed it up. Next!
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Seymore Little, artist, wants to...
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- Wait. The Seymore Little?
- The very one. He wants to...
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I majored in art history.
I get to meet Seymore Little?
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You represent him.
His son won't let him marry.
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Won't let him?
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He was deemed mentally incompetent
two years ago.
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We won't take that position.
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His son thinks
she's after his money...
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Balls. Move on.
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I don't care what's
bothering you...
51
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...but that kind of disrespect
is unacceptable. You got that?
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- I'm sorry.
- You should be.
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Okay. Bygones.
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I feel a waffle.
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- A what?
- A waffle. She's retreating.
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- Who?
- Ally.
57
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Something has occasioned
Ally's recalcitrance.
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- Have you kissed her yet?
- Not really.
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No kiss by the second date
means you're gay.
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- I don't want to seem a predator.
- Feminism, autonomy, gender equality.
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- Women want to be taken!
- They do?
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Don't do anything
against her consent...
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...but you must be aggressive.
- That disconcerts me.
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Grab her hand. Squeeze her neck.
Half massage, half "you belong to me."
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Sometimes hold them by the shoulders.
They need to feel dominated.
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The body talks.
You're mine.
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You feel my dominion.
You want to surrender to it.
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Off you go.
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- Georgia.
- John.
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- He's in there?
- With his bride-to-be. A tramp.
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Yes.
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Mr. Little,
I'm Ally McBeal.
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This is such an honor.
I am a huge fan of your work.
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- Who cares? Send in the lawyer.
- I am the lawyer.
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- Dressed like that? Look at her skirt!
- Seymore.
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Tell your boss I want pants.
And throw in a penis.
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Men make the best lawyers.
Am I a chauvinist?
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- How's it going?
- He wants a penis.
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No real lawyer wears
a skirt like that. I want pants.
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You will not insult my attorneys.
Change your clothes.
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- She is an excellent lawyer.
- You take me the way I'm dressed.
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- What's the matter?
- Pants, penis, co-counsel, done.
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Richard!
Maybe we should just let Billy...
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- Ally.
- John.
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- What's up?
- Well.
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Dinner. Tomorrow night. Eight.
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Um.
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Sure.
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The court says he has
no capacity to consent.
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- And my son won't give the consent.
- But we can get it by court order.
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I'm going to play devil's advocate.
You're sixty years apart.
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- New math, huh?
- But he's not incompetent.
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- Why does your son say that you are?
- He's trying to control me.
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All I want to do is to get married
and open a little gallery.
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- She wants his money.
- They don't look like a perfect match.
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You know, them having sex.
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Speaking of strange bedfellows...
you and John Cage?
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Well, he um...
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- He kind of surprised me.
- I can't exactly see you two...
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Because he's odd?
I actually like odd.
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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Oh.
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There's nobody in there.
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BILLY:
It definitely came from that stall.
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- Hey, John.
- Ally. Billy.
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- How's it going?
- We heard the toilet flush.
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- I flushed it.
- Excuse me?
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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- You have a remote toilet flusher?
- Sometimes people forget to flush.
110
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Other times there are residual
remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
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- Why don't you flush by hand?
- My regularity's easily thrown.
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Unclean bowls trouble me.
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Excuse me.
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He is incompetent to make daily
decisions which affect his life.
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We don't have to begin
on a hostile note.
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You're accusing me
of mistreating my father.
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Are you trying to control his money?
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Yes, but that's the point.
He cannot run his own affairs.
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He still talks to my mother.
She's been dead for seven years.
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That doesn't make him incompetent.
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- Many people speak to the dead.
SAM: She answers.
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She asked for a boat.
He bought her a $300,000 yacht.
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Why not let him marry,
if that makes him happy?
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I'd love for him to move on, but he's
not moving past my mother's death.
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- Why does he want to marry this girl?
- I don't know.
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He doesn't love her.
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- How can you be so sure?
- I know my father.
128
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Could you be more specific?
129
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There are some who meet
that somebody...
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...that they can never stop loving.
My father met that somebody.
131
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I wouldn't expect you to understand,
or even believe it.
132
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There are some loves
that just don't go away.
133
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The judge might view communication...
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...with a dead person
as mental unfitness.
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We were together 56 years.
If I want to talk to her, I'll do it.
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And if she wants to talk back,
that's her privilege.
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You've never known a
once-in-a-lifetime love?
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I pray not.
139
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We're also faced with undue influence.
That means you.
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- Me?
- It looks like you're after his money.
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We will go into court if you want.
But this could be terribly painful.
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Lean forward, skirt-less.
Lean forward.
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My wife died.
My son had me declared incompetent.
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What kind of pain do you have
that I don't already know about?
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Are you depressed? You do that
to fight despair. I know that.
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I also do it for focus.
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Hypothalamus isometrics.
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The brain fires courtship neurons.
I stretch them before a date.
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Are you ready?
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What's the matter?
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I'm a poor kisser.
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I secrete excess saliva.
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You do?
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It could save my life in the desert.
On a date, it's debilitating.
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Sometimes it...
156
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Excess saliva...
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I'm inclined to give her a peck, but
Cheanie did that. She was offended.
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- Talk to Billy.
- Billy?
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Women like to be kissed in certain
ways. Some like to turn their heads.
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Some like the flat-tongue French kiss.
Some like to lead with the lower lip.
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I wasn't prepared for this.
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Billy grew up kissing Ally. He would
know what she's like in the mouth.
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Why did you buy a boat?
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DiMaggio bought Marilyn flowers every
day for 30 years after her death.
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- We called that romantic.
- Yes. But he bought a boat.
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Your Honor, Mr. Little can't
manage his own affairs.
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There is a slew of anecdotal evidence.
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- Step up here, Mr. Little.
ALLY: Oh, God!
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Let me see your teeth.
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This was bound to happen.
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I want a full hearing.
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- What does that mean?
- Seymore takes the stand.
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- Paula, what's the deal?
- I'm sorry?
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I know you're an art student.
You probably admire him.
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But I'm smelling a rat
in the wedding cake.
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- I'm after his money?
- That's my guess.
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The prenup says
I get nothing.
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But while he's alive...
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- Ally? May I call you Ally?
- Yes.
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Your job is to give him
what he wants.
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It's to protect his interests.
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Figure out his interests
and protect them.
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Oh.
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John, come on in.
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- I'm loath to intrude.
- What's up?
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I'm on the precipice of
a date with Ally.
187
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And?
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I'm fraught with anxiety.
Should I endeavor to kiss her?
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According to
Cosmopolitan magazine...
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...women draw conclusions about a man
as a lover by how he kisses.
191
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I'm not saying I agree.
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Being prone to high saliva secretions,
I'm fraught.
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You came here for advice
on how to kiss Ally?
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I apologize.
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As senior partner,
you shouldn't date associates.
196
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I had only planned to date one,
but I appreciate your candor.
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- John.
- Georgia.
198
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- You seemed a little miffed.
- He's a founding partner.
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Right. And she's an associate.
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I didn't bring a lawyer.
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My father's liquid estate is worth
a little over 800,000.
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I will sign it over if you walk away.
I cannot put him through this.
203
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- We don't represent her.
PAULA: I have a counter.
204
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You keep all of his money,
except provide living expenses.
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In exchange, you revoke guardianship
and let us marry. I only get him.
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- I won't let you hurt him.
- And I won't let you.
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I don't understand.
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She can't be a gold digger
if she gives up his estate.
209
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- What are we missing?
- Maybe they do love each other.
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"One love forever" is silly.
Somebody else can come along.
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Somebody did!
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Paula.
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Oh.
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Do you believe what his son said?
215
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That some people meet somebody
who they never stop loving.
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It's been known to happen.
217
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,928
Yeah, it's been known to happen.
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Every time we get by this, something
comes along to tear the lid off.
219
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It's not right to talk about a thing
I can't talk about with Georgia.
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I can't talk about this.
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- It's just the case affecting us.
- Yeah, it's the case.
222
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- We're still going through a stage.
- Yes. It's a stage.
223
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- We're making good progress.
- Mostly, I don't even think about you.
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- Excellent.
- Yeah.
225
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Well, um...
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Let's get over our case.
Go over our case.
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- You take him. I'll take the son.
- Sounds good.
228
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- Let's go over the evidence.
- Yeah. Let's.
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Okay, um...
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- Anecdotal evidence of incompetence.
- Okay. Incompetence.
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Conversations with dead wife.
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VONDA SINGS:
See the pyramids along the Nile
233
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Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
234
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Just remember, darling, all the while
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You belong to me
236
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See the marketplace in old Algiers
237
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Send me photographs and souvenirs
238
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:20,372
But remember when a dream appears
239
00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:24,652
You belong to me
240
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:35,851
- Nothing happened?
- Of course not. He's married.
241
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:39,648
I like his wife,
and I gave up adultery for Lent.
242
00:19:39,853 --> 00:19:43,926
- But you're upset.
- Because I feel myself falling...
243
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,806
...backwards.
244
00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:51,008
If you touch that man,
I will break your knees.
245
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,846
I won't.
What do you think I am?
246
00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:59,047
For all I know,
you'll be on the floor with...
247
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:03,570
I will not! I am just admitting
a relapse. I just need...
248
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:09,087
- A protective order?
- This doesn't have to be public.
249
00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:15,449
- It could cause embarrassment.
- We have no objection, Judge.
250
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,885
Fine. Done.
251
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:20,892
This man is somebody
I have looked up to.
252
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:25,087
Besides Pick-a-so,
he's one of my favorites.
253
00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:29,212
Do you believe in the legitimacy
of this marriage?
254
00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:35,091
We have no real cause to doubt her
sincerity since money isn't a motive.
255
00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:37,011
All right. Let's go.
256
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,361
BILLY:
Are you ready?
257
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:45,487
- Use the velvet glove. Don't provoke.
- I won't.
258
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:49,482
Just keep it gentle.
Keep it soft.
259
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,811
- Like...
- What are you doing?
260
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:01,884
Something I got to do.
Just once.
261
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,130
Billy.
262
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,289
BILLY:
Ally?
263
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:24,362
Huh?
264
00:21:24,573 --> 00:21:27,929
- Are you okay?
- Me?
265
00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:43,251
JOHN SINGS WITH BARRY WHITE:
I've heard people say that
266
00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:47,843
Too much of anythingis not good for you, baby
267
00:21:48,493 --> 00:21:52,281
But I don 't know about that
268
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:55,931
There's many times that we've loved
269
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:59,250
We've shared love and made love
270
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,245
It doesn 't seem to me like it's enough
271
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,842
There's just not enough, babe
272
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,721
There's just not enough
273
00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:15,492
Oh, babe
274
00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:21,365
My darling, I can 't getenough of your love, babe
275
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:28,929
- So? I forget things. I'm old.
- Aside from the memory loss...
276
00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:33,122
...your son...
SEYMORE: I remember him.
277
00:22:33,493 --> 00:22:36,530
- You love him?
- Like a son.
278
00:22:37,613 --> 00:22:39,604
You question his motive?
279
00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:44,927
In his mind he's protecting me.
280
00:22:45,293 --> 00:22:49,844
At some point the child
becomes the parent.
281
00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:56,049
Like the parent, he can victimize
with good intentions...
282
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:57,687
...and fear.
283
00:22:59,693 --> 00:23:04,926
Why did it have to be such a big boat?
It's a big, big boat.
284
00:23:05,293 --> 00:23:07,284
Your Honor...
285
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:10,167
...sometimes when a person ages...
286
00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:13,730
...there's a certain point...
287
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:18,644
...where they're not there mentally.
- Yes?
288
00:23:19,013 --> 00:23:23,928
- Are you one of those people?
- Don't you be trickery with me.
289
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:26,363
ALLY:
Be "trickery"?
290
00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:30,487
Paula makes me happy.
I'm old. I'm Ionely.
291
00:23:30,853 --> 00:23:36,723
Why do I have to come into court
to ask for her company?
292
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:42,892
[BARRY WHITE'S "CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOUR LOVE, BABE" PLAYS]
293
00:23:58,173 --> 00:24:00,926
- I won't stand to be disparaged.
- What are you doing?
294
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,886
- I'm preparing myself rhythmically.
- Ah!
295
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:08,928
- Did Billy help with the kissing?
- It might be best not to kiss her.
296
00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:13,081
- Wrong! You have to get in there.
- I don't want to goo her.
297
00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:15,363
John! Elaine, excellent.
298
00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:19,327
- You grew up kissing everybody, right?
- Actually, no.
299
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:24,926
I was a giver. Even on first dates,
boys would go directly to second base.
300
00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:27,727
But I am a good kisser.
301
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:32,689
- Lf a guy has too much saliva?
- The worst.
302
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,091
But it's not too bad, is it?
303
00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:42,127
Oh, no.
304
00:24:42,493 --> 00:24:45,530
Some girls like the slobber.
305
00:24:45,893 --> 00:24:49,966
- Anyway, it's easy to fix.
- It is?
306
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:55,851
When kissing becomes really sensual,
sometimes you suck the other's tongue.
307
00:24:56,213 --> 00:25:00,729
It's kind of like a vacuum.
You can swallow your own saliva.
308
00:25:01,093 --> 00:25:07,089
Maybe even some of hers. She'll just
think it's an incredibly erotic kiss.
309
00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:10,924
- You suck on it?
- Can I show you?
310
00:25:21,373 --> 00:25:25,764
You secreted, but I swallowed.
No slobber.
311
00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:32,852
I need ice.
312
00:25:35,653 --> 00:25:38,486
It's irregular, but I'll let him ask
a few questions.
313
00:25:38,733 --> 00:25:39,961
Thank you.
314
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,046
Dad.
315
00:25:51,373 --> 00:25:56,128
- Why do you say you love her?
- Maybe because I do.
316
00:25:56,493 --> 00:25:59,849
But you're not over Mom yet.
317
00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:03,728
You won't visit her grave.
You won't admit she's gone.
318
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:07,968
I don't have to be told
that she's gone.
319
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,325
Doesn't this demean
your marriage to Mom?
320
00:26:11,693 --> 00:26:16,926
- No.
- You said you would always cherish her.
321
00:26:17,293 --> 00:26:22,526
- This isn't cherishing her, is it?
- You shut your mouth!
322
00:26:28,973 --> 00:26:31,931
I don't know what's going on here.
323
00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:35,524
I do know that
this doesn't seem like you.
324
00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:41,442
And it doesn't seem right.
325
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,204
Was it right for her to die?
326
00:26:51,773 --> 00:26:57,484
Was it right for the world to end
and for me to go on living in it?
327
00:27:01,373 --> 00:27:06,447
The sun still comes up. People go
about their lives like it was nothing.
328
00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:10,010
It's no tragedy
when an elderly person dies.
329
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:14,331
She didn't suffer.
It was a blessing.
330
00:27:14,693 --> 00:27:17,366
There was no suffering.
331
00:27:19,173 --> 00:27:21,971
No suffering.
332
00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:30,327
- You don't think we knew you suffered?
- I want my gallery.
333
00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:36,689
I want to marry whoever I want!
I'll buy any kind of boat that I want!
334
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:39,046
Huh?
335
00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:40,962
Oh.
336
00:27:42,173 --> 00:27:45,370
I know, sweetheart.
337
00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:51,332
It's how I get Gail.
338
00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:53,763
I'm sorry.
339
00:27:55,773 --> 00:27:58,287
I'm sorry.
340
00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:06,091
I'm sorry.
341
00:28:13,973 --> 00:28:16,726
I asked before,
and I'll ask again.
342
00:28:17,093 --> 00:28:20,927
What is going on?
Don't tell me how much you love him.
343
00:28:21,293 --> 00:28:26,083
- Is this more about that art gallery?
- Yes.
344
00:28:26,453 --> 00:28:31,686
All he wants is to open a little place
and paint pictures of his wife, Gail.
345
00:28:32,053 --> 00:28:36,922
- His son doesn't think he's capable.
- So, how does your marrying...
346
00:28:37,293 --> 00:28:42,003
I could be named guardian, and
I could let him open his little shop.
347
00:28:42,373 --> 00:28:46,685
That's what this is all about?
Why didn't you tell us?
348
00:28:47,053 --> 00:28:49,248
Tell you it's a pretext?
349
00:28:49,453 --> 00:28:52,923
You would profit from the sales?
350
00:28:53,293 --> 00:28:59,289
I paint better than he does right now.
He's not going to sell much.
351
00:28:59,893 --> 00:29:02,123
He just wants his gallery.
352
00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:05,724
- Does his son know this?
- Yes.
353
00:29:06,093 --> 00:29:10,723
I don't think he knows that's what
this marriage is all about.
354
00:29:11,093 --> 00:29:15,530
I can't go back in there
asking the judge to allow a sham.
355
00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:18,803
But I can talk to his son.
356
00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:22,483
So he can open his art gallery?
357
00:29:22,853 --> 00:29:26,129
No marriage, and you
can still be the guardian.
358
00:29:26,493 --> 00:29:31,692
- I can't let him open his art gallery
- Why not?
359
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,370
SAM:
This is what he paints. Her.
360
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:40,772
Her. All day long.
361
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,363
These are pretty good.
362
00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:46,805
He is the most important
American impressionist.
363
00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:51,928
- This is not the work of an icon.
- Lf this is what he wants to paint...
364
00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:55,729
If these ever found their way
into the market...
365
00:29:56,093 --> 00:29:59,563
...his legacy would be ruined.
366
00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:03,369
You're concerned with what
people will say?
367
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:06,725
My father prayed to leave
behind two things:
368
00:30:07,093 --> 00:30:12,121
My mother.
And his artistic legacy.
369
00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:16,327
Mom died first. I couldn't help him.
But his reputation?
370
00:30:16,693 --> 00:30:21,289
That I can help preserve.
And I will.
371
00:30:23,733 --> 00:30:28,523
He does what his father wants,
while his father wants something else.
372
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:33,444
What if your dad wanted to practice
law after he lost it?
373
00:30:33,613 --> 00:30:35,490
- Wouldn't you step in?
- I suppose.
374
00:30:35,693 --> 00:30:40,323
We all think about our legacy.
375
00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:43,844
Ally? It's eight o'clock.
376
00:30:44,213 --> 00:30:47,330
Oh! Right. Yes.
377
00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:53,924
- John and I have a date.
- Great. Have fun.
378
00:30:54,293 --> 00:30:57,251
- See you tomorrow.
- Tomorrow it is.
379
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,132
Let's go!
380
00:31:02,173 --> 00:31:04,733
ALLY: Boring. Narcissistic.And we're off.
381
00:31:05,093 --> 00:31:10,247
I wanted to curl my hair,
but I had no time to get any spring.
382
00:31:10,613 --> 00:31:16,529
I can get ready for a date quickly. A
little smudge plum. It looks great...
383
00:31:16,893 --> 00:31:21,648
...when I can rim my eyelashes.
I'm more concerned with how I dress.
384
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:26,404
I like a high waist.
I can't bear not being symmetrical.
385
00:31:26,773 --> 00:31:32,723
Some men like makeup.
I have a beige-pink blush.
386
00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:36,722
Do you ever wake up with puffy eyes?
387
00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:44,883
No matter how I try
388
00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:52,605
Baby, that's no lie
389
00:31:55,133 --> 00:31:58,045
Tell me, what can I say?
390
00:32:04,573 --> 00:32:08,805
ALLY: God, I'm trapped in '70s helland I can 't get out.
391
00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:15,684
Boy, all I know isevery time you're near
392
00:32:19,013 --> 00:32:21,447
Something movesI scream your name
393
00:32:21,653 --> 00:32:24,042
ALLY:
And he's having a great time.
394
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:34,805
I don't prefer speckled nail polish.
395
00:32:35,173 --> 00:32:38,210
I found this wonderful
blueberry enamel.
396
00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:42,407
I tried it with this gold-
loaded cheek powder.
397
00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:47,210
- Why are you talking so fast?
- What?
398
00:32:47,573 --> 00:32:51,566
Subject matter aside,
the rapidity of speech puzzles me.
399
00:32:51,813 --> 00:32:56,250
Oh. Um. Well...
400
00:32:57,213 --> 00:33:02,287
This case I'm working on.
This man still loves his dead wife.
401
00:33:03,013 --> 00:33:06,244
It's really hit me.
402
00:33:08,933 --> 00:33:14,371
I'm a sucker for unrelenting love.
403
00:33:15,853 --> 00:33:19,892
- I have unrelenting impulses.
- Sorry?
404
00:33:34,373 --> 00:33:35,647
Oh!
405
00:33:37,653 --> 00:33:41,168
Oh, John. You knocked me off my feet.
406
00:33:41,413 --> 00:33:44,371
- Are you hurt?
- No.
407
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,724
I'm fine.
408
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:51,324
That's one to call it a night on,
don't you think?
409
00:33:51,693 --> 00:33:55,527
- I've been untoward.
- No, it's okay. We'll talk tomorrow.
410
00:33:55,893 --> 00:33:59,772
I had a great time.
Night, buddy.
411
00:34:03,973 --> 00:34:06,771
She called me "buddy."
412
00:34:11,493 --> 00:34:14,246
- First dates are difficult.
- I was untoward.
413
00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,250
You surprised her.
414
00:34:16,413 --> 00:34:19,246
ELAINE: Did you suck her tongue?
- I drew blood.
415
00:34:19,493 --> 00:34:23,247
My first date with Whipper,
she called the police.
416
00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:27,122
Next day, I got wattle.
Bygones.
417
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,528
He was untoward.
418
00:34:30,413 --> 00:34:31,402
[KNOCKING]
419
00:34:31,973 --> 00:34:33,565
Come.
420
00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:37,452
Hey.
421
00:34:38,093 --> 00:34:39,890
Skirtless.
422
00:34:40,253 --> 00:34:45,008
- You make house calls?
- Yeah.
423
00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:52,250
We need to make a final argument
to the judge this morning...
424
00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:56,811
...and we really don't have one.
425
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:06,285
- These are beautiful.
- For an amateur.
426
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:12,124
Your son...
427
00:35:13,733 --> 00:35:19,205
...really wants to protect
your name in the art world.
428
00:35:19,573 --> 00:35:23,282
Which you say isn't important to you.
429
00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:28,090
The problem is that according to him,
it is. Or at least, it was.
430
00:35:28,453 --> 00:35:31,923
- He thinks that when you were more...
- Competent.
431
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:38,932
I'm here trying to figure out
what you really, really want.
432
00:35:39,293 --> 00:35:42,012
Mr. Little, tell me what you want.
433
00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:49,686
What I've always wanted.
434
00:35:50,053 --> 00:35:54,729
To paint what I feel and share it.
435
00:35:56,453 --> 00:36:00,492
And all you paint is her.
436
00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:02,246
Yeah.
437
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,846
Yeah.
438
00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:26,123
- John, I'm sorry.
- It's all right. I guess we're even.
439
00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:29,485
I wasn't looking.
I'm so sorry.
440
00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:33,528
- Are you okay?
- Yes. Fine.
441
00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:39,487
I replayed the date several times.
442
00:36:39,853 --> 00:36:44,688
Your cosmetic babbling was designed
to incur my disinterest.
443
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,524
You're a very sensitive person.
444
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:54,842
Um, John, I...
445
00:36:55,453 --> 00:36:58,331
I think that...
446
00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:05,490
Sometimes I know it's not a match,
even when I don't know the why part.
447
00:37:05,853 --> 00:37:10,165
- Renee and I, we call it the "ick."
- I don't like this word.
448
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:15,891
Well, it sounds pejorative,
but it really just means...
449
00:37:16,253 --> 00:37:19,643
..."not meant to be."
450
00:37:20,013 --> 00:37:25,883
It could be that you and I work
together. Or that you're too kind.
451
00:37:26,253 --> 00:37:29,245
- And it could be...
- You're in love with somebody else.
452
00:37:29,453 --> 00:37:30,852
What?
453
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,369
No, no.
454
00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:40,568
I don't think that's it.
I'm not even seeing anybody else.
455
00:37:41,813 --> 00:37:44,532
Are you really okay?
456
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,687
I've jammed my flusher.
457
00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:52,725
I'm fine.
458
00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,044
Well, um...
459
00:37:56,333 --> 00:38:00,087
I am due in court,
so I better get going.
460
00:38:00,453 --> 00:38:02,887
- We'll talk later, okay?
- Sure.
461
00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:10,729
Something tells me
he's still in love too.
462
00:38:25,733 --> 00:38:28,486
We have provided documentation...
463
00:38:28,853 --> 00:38:32,892
...showing the hardship
if Mr. Little opens a gallery.
464
00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:36,091
Guardianship doesn't presuppose...
465
00:38:36,253 --> 00:38:38,813
Guardianship presupposes incompetence!
466
00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:49,482
I'm sorry to say this,
but you have forced this ugliness.
467
00:38:49,853 --> 00:38:52,686
Mr. Little is incompetent.
468
00:38:53,053 --> 00:38:58,764
If he opens a gallery with pictures
of his wife, inferior works...
469
00:38:59,133 --> 00:39:03,046
...the estate and his reputation
get hurt.
470
00:39:03,413 --> 00:39:06,530
His son is just trying to protect him.
471
00:39:06,893 --> 00:39:11,171
Art students all over the world
revere this man.
472
00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:14,889
Let that be. Please.
Let that be.
473
00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:29,091
He still loves his wife. He wants to
continue experiencing it.
474
00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:33,890
We are lucky to have somebody
with a bit of that insanity.
475
00:39:34,253 --> 00:39:37,484
Somebody who never lets you go.
476
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:42,768
Somebody who cherishes you forever.
477
00:39:45,173 --> 00:39:47,846
Talk about a legacy.
478
00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:53,287
Loving somebody forever.
That's a legacy.
479
00:39:55,333 --> 00:40:00,282
You want his world to go on, Sam.
So does he.
480
00:40:12,173 --> 00:40:15,882
I'll have to figure out
the logistics...
481
00:40:16,253 --> 00:40:21,327
...but I can construe a guardianship
that allows him to open shop.
482
00:40:21,693 --> 00:40:27,245
- Nobody wants to see him get hurt.
- That's why I think it will work.
483
00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:38,450
[VONDA SINGS
"THE END OF THE WORLD"]
484
00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,929
Will you forgive my letting go?
485
00:41:05,293 --> 00:41:11,289
I forgive it. But I'm still not sure
I'll ever understand it.
486
00:43:23,613 --> 00:43:24,602
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
487
00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:26,962
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