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("To Really Know Someone" playing)
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(snoring)
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(clock ticking)
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- Did we wake up at the same...
- I've been up since four.
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♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪
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♪ And understand the things
they say and do ♪
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♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪
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♪ And know that someone
really knows you, too ♪
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♪ The way that they do their hair ♪
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♪ The style of the clothes they wear ♪
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Whoa!
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PB&J instead of turkey? (chuckles)
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I'm sorry, is it Christmas?
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I'm leaving you.
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(music stops)
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Like, to run an errand?
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Because if you're goin'
anywhere near the pharmacy,
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I need some more cherry lozenges.
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The lemon ones ya got me were too spicy.
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No, Ned, I...
not leaving for the pharmacy.
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I'm... leaving.
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Forever.
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But we're getting married in six days.
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Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna mess all that up?
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LINDSAY/MIGUEL:
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
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♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
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♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪
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{\an8}♪ Regardless of how much ♪
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{\an8}♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
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♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪
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LINDSAY: ♪ I can never know you ♪
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MIGUEL: ♪ I can never know you ♪
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(voices harmonizing)
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♪
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(whimpering)
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Oh. Don't worry, Yogurt.
He'll be home so...
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(barks, growls)
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Fine. You know what? Forget it.
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(exhales sharply)
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(Lindsay groans)
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HEAD NED: Non-identical.
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- (Lindsay sighs)
- You need a rhyme for tentacle, right?
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"Nonidentical."
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- N-o-n...
- Will you please shut up?
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Believe me, Lindsers,
the last thing you want
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is a muse who starts self-censoring.
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You are not my muse, Ned.
You are my block.
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Basically, the same thing.
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God, I have not been able to write
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a word since you showed up.
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Well, it's not my fault you can't write
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because you feel terrible
about ruining my life.
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- I didn't ruin your life.
- Well, you wouldn't know, would ya?
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It's not like ya picked up
the ol' telephone to check in
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on the good Dr. Ned
over the last eight months.
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What kind of person would
hold onto somethin' like that?
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Eventually... you're gonna
have to deal with us, Linds.
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'Cause we're here,
and we are not goin' anywhere.
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It's not like you can
just get rid of us. (chuckling)
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What? What's that face?
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No.
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So, I'm now officially pre-approved.
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- Wow!
- Hey!
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Yeah, I have an appointment
to go see a one-bedroom next week.
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- 27th floor.
- That's amazing.
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- Yeah.
- This is at the Condom?
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Ha-ha. You know it's
not called the Condom.
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It's the Corinthian.
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Well, movin' on up in the world.
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Promotion, apartment.
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So, you guys moving in together?
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- Oh, um...
- I, I mean, we-we've only been
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going out a few months, so.
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I really am gonna find my own place.
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I've just been so distracted
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trying to finish this book, you know?
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But I think, today, I-I might've
had a breakthrough, actually.
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- Hey, that's exciting.
- Mm-hm. Yeah.
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(slobbering)
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Did he eat today?
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I left him some treats out
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at a reasonable distance,
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- but Miguel says...
- You know how he gets
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pukey with other people, so
it's just safer for me to do it.
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(notification sound)
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♪
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- (door shuts)
- LINDSAY: Hey.
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- Hey.
- What's that?
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Oh, the game that I worked on,
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the release party's tomorrow.
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Fun! I wanna go. Can I go?
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I'm not going.
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What?! Miguel.
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I haven't talked to anyone
there in, like, two years.
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So what? You helped make that game.
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They're celebrating you.
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No, this was a completely
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different part of my life.
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Still, you can't just run from your past,
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or shove it in a suitcase
and throw it in a dumpster
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behind a Greek restaurant in Queens,
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so to speak.
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Only if you come with me.
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We'll just have one drink.
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TOM: Rooting around
in a public garbage receptacle
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as if she's never heard
the words "Hepatitis C" before.
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New low, Linds.
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I have to bring it back.
I just want this to be over.
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Ned is going to be furious
when he sees you.
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JOAN: You stole his mother's
wedding dress.
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The one in which you were meant
to wed her dear, sweet son.
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Not on purpose! You know, I-I just left
in such a hurry,
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I guess it got swept up with everything.
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- I mean, I forgot I even had it.
- (all groaning)
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It's true!
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You're walking into trouble, Linds.
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Everyone loves Ned.
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He's one of the most popular dentists
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in all of southern Vermont.
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The way you up and left? (chuckles)
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Oh, you're gonna have to answer for that.
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You're being dramatic.
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Sure, I might have
to talk through a few things.
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And yes, my timing
was slightly less than ideal.
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But once I calmly explain
why I made the choices I made,
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everyone will understand.
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You're gonna have to give
the performance of a lifetime.
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Yeah? Well, just you watch.
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- (spotlight flicks on)
- Just... you... watch.
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(upbeat music playing)
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♪ Sorry I accidentally hurt your soul ♪
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♪ Sometimes I make a mistake
that can take a toll ♪
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♪ Sorry if you were sad ♪
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♪ Or distressed, depressed or raging mad ♪
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♪ I'm here to admit, I'm a shit ♪
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♪ But also, not that bad ♪
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♪ Please like me, I need you to like me ♪
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♪ Let go of that story that
I'm selfish and don't care ♪
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♪ Please like me,
you don't have to love me ♪
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♪ I need you to like me, and
I need you to like my hair ♪
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- AUDIENCE MEMBER: Ew!
- ♪ Lalalala lala lalala ♪
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♪ Sorry I kinda
disrupted your little life ♪
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♪ I know that we'd agreed
I'd become your wife ♪
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♪ That part is all on me,
and I owe you an apology ♪
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♪ So, how 'bout we let you
forget, forgive, and set you free ♪
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♪ Please like me, I want you to like me ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna force you,
I just strongly feel you should ♪
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♪ It's true now,
though we are through now ♪
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♪ I need you to like me ♪
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♪ So that I can believe I'm good ♪
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♪ Lalalala lala lalala ♪
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♪ Lalalala lala lalala ♪
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♪ Lalalala lala lalala ♪
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♪ Lalalalala like me ♪
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♪ Before you pass judgment upon me ♪
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♪ Or unleash your temper on me ♪
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♪ And get all upset and cry and curse ♪
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♪ Remember, I have an imagination ♪
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♪ That excels at flagellation ♪
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♪ If ya sell it, I have bought it ♪
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♪ If you yell it, I have thought it ♪
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♪ Way, way wooorse ♪
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♪ Please like me, I need you to like me ♪
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♪ It's not that I'm desperate,
I just need a little clue ♪
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♪ Do you hate me ♪
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♪ You don't have to love me ♪
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♪ But can I get a peek
into your point of view ♪
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(mic feedback)
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♪ Cause if I thought you liked
me, then I could liiike ♪
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♪ Meee ♪
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♪ Tooooo ♪
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♪ I'd lalalala lala lala like me, too ♪
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(silence)
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Booooo!
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(exhales)
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(doorbell rings)
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I can't do this.
I definitely can't do this.
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I am so sorry. I never meant to
take your dress.
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And I never meant to hurt Ned.
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Please, please, please don't hate me.
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Hate you?!
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Ah! How could I hate you?
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You brave, brave angel.
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And what a dear, bringing my dress back.
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And you're here for Syrup Nights.
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- It's Syrup Nights?
- Come in. Have a cider.
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Everyone's going to be so
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excited to see you. (chuckles)
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Uh... e-everyone?
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- Look who's here!
- (people gasping)
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Hi, I'm sorry. Hi.
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I know. I'm really sorry.
I'm so sorry. Hi.
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How are you? You look like
you're feeling better.
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- I'm sorry.
- NED: Lindsay?
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Is it really you?
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I...
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You're walking so well.
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Can't believe it!
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- Let's... Can we just...
- Sure.
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Ned, listen,
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I wanted to apologize to you,
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face to face, for everything that I did.
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For... for leaving like that,
and for never calling...
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Stop it right there.
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I refuse to accept an apology from you.
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I mean, how could I?
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It wasn't your fault.
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Lindsay,
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when you blew up our life
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with absolutely no warning,
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and seemingly without a shred
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of basic human decency,
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that wasn't you.
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You were in the grips
of a tick-borne psychosis.
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(upbeat music playing)
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So, you enter the room here.
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You see
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(blows)
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Fiona.
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Do you approach her
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or do you wait for her to see you,
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like a fucking peasant?
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- I approach her.
- Yes!
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You approach her hard
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with a thick stack of business cards.
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Well, maybe just one business card.
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Goddammit! I knew you weren't
ready for this.
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I just don't know why I'd be giving her
a whole stack of them.
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How else are you supposed
to segue into the line,
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"Looks like the odds
are stacked in my favor?"
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Why am I saying that?
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Dude! The whole point of this night
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is to rub her nose
in the huge mistake she made.
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I mean, look at you!
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You got the job; you got the girlfriend.
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I'm gonna stick with one business card.
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ORSON: Bro, do you want tonight
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to end in a sloppy
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ménage à trois with Lindsay
and Fiona or not?
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Not.
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Okay. Well, then I'm confused.
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LINDSAY: Tick-borne psychosis?
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This really isn't a great time.
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I have 30 dresses to finish
for the Maple Pageant.
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You told everyone that I had
a tick-borne psychosis?
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No!
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You have to understand
you left so suddenly.
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People had already bought plane tickets
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and gifts from your registry.
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Oh, and you and Ned
seemed so perfect together.
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The whole town was confused
about you abandoning it all
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for some sort of... sweepstakes you won?
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It was a short story contest.
255
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,733
I am the one who had to stay here
256
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,232
and face everyone... alone.
257
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,744
All of them asking the same question,
258
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,317
"Who on Earth would raise a daughter
259
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,871
that could do something like that?"
260
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,947
They actually asked you that?
261
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,079
With their eyes.
262
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,624
- Right.
- So, one night I saw a segment on Dateline
263
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,421
about Lyme Disease causing
seemingly well-adjusted people
264
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,086
to do seemingly insane things.
265
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,335
And the next day, I was at
the deli counter ordering,
266
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,007
and I wondered aloud...
267
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,256
casually, if maybe that happened to you.
268
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,969
- Mom!
- JOAN: I didn't say it!
269
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,639
I wondered it!
270
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,767
(sighs) But you know how this town talks.
271
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,306
Honestly, Ned's the one who ran with it.
272
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,100
The notion gave
that poor boy great comfort.
273
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,614
I didn't leave because I went crazy.
274
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,897
I left because I finally woke up.
275
00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,111
Well, I wouldn't know, would I?
You barely call...
276
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,702
Because I know you don't believe
in anything I'm doing,
277
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,658
becoming a writer, moving to New York.
278
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,198
Must we get into all of this?
279
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,119
The bottom line is people were furious
280
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,883
with you when you left.
281
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,035
They were furious with me.
282
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,674
But when this story spread,
283
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,514
it made all of that go away,
284
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,799
and people liked you again,
285
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,926
which is all I've ever wanted for you.
286
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,971
♪
287
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,847
- MIGUEL (on phone): Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
288
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,654
Hey! Um, are you close?
289
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,148
We should probably head out soon.
290
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,492
Mm. (sighs) Listen, Miguel...
291
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,066
I got...
292
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,697
stuck at the bookstore.
293
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,067
Phil is sick.
294
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,374
Well... can't you get
somebody to cover for you?
295
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,038
(sighs) Believe me, I tried.
296
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,616
Okay. I don't really know what to do.
297
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,172
I already RSVP'd.
298
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,825
I told people we were gonna be there.
299
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,754
I know. I'm sorry. I...
300
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,173
Do you think I wanna be here? Doing this?
301
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,841
Hey, psst, psst. What do we think?
302
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,132
Ooh, sorry. On the phone? Sor... Mm.
303
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,183
Who was that?
304
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,256
Listen, I'm really sorry,
305
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,681
but I-I-I have to go.
306
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,809
- Bye.
- (phone receiver thuds)
307
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,766
You know what? I'm gonna make one for you.
308
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,016
ORSON: Well, well, well.
309
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,809
Color me impressed.
310
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,193
Making her feel guilty
for not being able to come
311
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,980
even though she doesn't have a choice?
312
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,147
Yes! Nicely done!
313
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,282
I'm an asshole.
314
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,989
Obviously, the calculus on the menage
315
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,159
has become a little bit thornier,
316
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,026
but... I don't think it's impossible.
317
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,624
Where's my marker?!
318
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,659
JOAN: Well, you better get going.
319
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,294
My bus doesn't leave
for another half hour.
320
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,461
We're really early,
321
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,918
so can we just pop by the morgue?
322
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,458
I wanna see Dad.
323
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,961
Well, your father's very busy.
324
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,223
You know, Christmas is almost here.
325
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,005
The bodies are piling up,
326
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,509
and the formaldehyde girl's
on maternity leave.
327
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,181
Okay. Well, I'll just run in.
328
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,061
Your father and I are not speaking...
329
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,598
at the moment.
330
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,895
What does that mean?
331
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,689
We have been living apart.
332
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:06,284
- Since when?
- Since a few months ago.
333
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,280
Your father made a mistake.
334
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,156
Not... with the formaldehyde...
335
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,290
Oh god, no. Of course not.
336
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,207
So, were you just gonna keep
this from me, like, forever?
337
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,996
Well, are you happy now that you know?
338
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,251
(light music playing)
339
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,804
Who was that on the phone earlier?
340
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,886
It was my... boyfriend, Miguel.
341
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,100
You should've brought him along.
342
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,728
LIDSAY: No, he doesn't know
about any of this.
343
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,015
I mean, he...
344
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,148
he knows that I have
an ex named Ned, you know?
345
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,726
He just doesn't know all the... details,
346
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,985
which I'm obviously gonna tell him.
347
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,145
I'm not keeping it from him.
348
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:52,244
I just... I haven't shared it... as of yet.
349
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,412
We're not so different, you and me.
350
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,879
I've said it a thousand times.
351
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,846
- I thought you were sick.
- No, I'm good.
352
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,728
But my dad is still messed up.
353
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,015
They think it might be testicular cancer,
354
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,859
but the old coot
won't let anyone see his nuts.
355
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,815
- Okay. Is, is Lindsay...
- Lindsay bailed on me.
356
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,738
She said she had some kind of
357
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,526
personal business to take care of.
358
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,620
- ♪
- (Miguel exhales)
359
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,214
Thanks.
360
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,499
♪
361
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,418
(distant train announcer chattering)
362
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,594
I knew it! I knew she was trouble.
363
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,799
Pull your jacket over your face
so no one can see you cry.
364
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,590
ORSON: No, no. Leave your jacket
right where it is.
365
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,303
Nobody is crying a drop.
366
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,393
You got a party to go to.
367
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,219
- I'm not goin' to the party.
- ORSON: Okay,
368
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,934
imagine when Lindsay comes home
369
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,234
from finishing up
whatever it is she's doing.
370
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,358
RENEE: She's obviously
having sex with someone else.
371
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,225
And you're not sitting up
like some sad, little puppy dog.
372
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,033
No! You're at a party.
373
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,647
You are havin' the time of your life
374
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,453
with your exceedingly attractive
375
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,367
and exceedingly open to doing all kinds
376
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,655
- of disgusting things
- (Renee groans)
377
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,788
you don't even know ex-girlfriend.
378
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,695
♪
379
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,663
She's hurt you
380
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,872
for the last time.
381
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,002
Enough is enough.
382
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,118
ORSON: There's that look.
383
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,134
Just when you thought it was
384
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,205
safe to go back in the water,
385
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,959
the tiger shark returns.
386
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,591
(party music playing)
387
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,669
(indistinct chatter)
388
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,220
'Scuse me.
389
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,016
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- (Miguel laughing)
390
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,349
No. You don't get to jump.
391
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,614
I hate you.
392
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,614
- Making this game without you sucked.
- I know.
393
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,907
So, it's true what they say.
You really are a banker now.
394
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,276
Yeah, I really am a banker.
395
00:17:56,283 --> 00:18:00,043
You're like the nerd that went
to college and came back a stud.
396
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,747
Okay, I was always a stud.
397
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,210
I'm really sorry I didn't get
to finish the game with you.
398
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,841
Do you miss it?
399
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,922
Maybe a little.
400
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,385
Hey.
401
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,258
Hey.
402
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,269
♪
403
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,347
(indistinct chatter)
404
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,783
HEAD NED: I hereby take my leave, Linds.
405
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,490
You are officially unblocked.
406
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,913
You can go back to your book...
407
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,623
go back to Miguel, who's none the wiser.
408
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,497
I still don't know
how to end the book, though.
409
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,883
Oh, you'll figure it out.
410
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,589
Everyone's gonna love it.
411
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,677
Just like everything else you do.
412
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,016
That's why I'm stuck. (exhales sharply)
413
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:08,110
Trying... to make something
that everyone will love,
414
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,982
trying to be something
that everyone will love.
415
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,108
(slow piano music playing)
416
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,821
You're not my block.
417
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,532
I am.
418
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,044
Good luck with that.
419
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,498
♪ It's hard to come back home again ♪
420
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,434
♪ Slip into who you were then ♪
421
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,135
♪ To take a look at who you were ♪
422
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,807
♪ And try to try as hard as her ♪
423
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:47,897
♪ How you try, you try ♪
424
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,440
♪ And you lie ♪
425
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,494
♪ No wonder it's so hard to find ♪
426
00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,366
♪ Sentences to speak your mind ♪
427
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:04,405
♪ Your story's full of stops and starts ♪
428
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,331
♪ You left out all the ugly parts ♪
429
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:13,342
♪ And ohhh ♪
430
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,377
♪ You bend and you twist ♪
431
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,091
♪ And ohhh ♪
432
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:25,182
♪ You've earned permission to exiiist ♪
433
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:29,944
♪ But the truth...
is the cost is too high ♪
434
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,937
♪ To keep splitting yourself
to fit somebody's lie ♪
435
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,861
♪ And the truth...
may be hurtful to hear ♪
436
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,871
♪ But you must disappoint
before you disappear ♪
437
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,905
♪ And the truth is ♪
438
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:52,995
♪ You don't know what the truth is ♪
439
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,212
ANNOUNCER (over speaker):
Express to New York 4:40 now boarding.
440
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,344
♪ Now you've come back home again ♪
441
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:06,564
♪ You find you're still
who you were then ♪
442
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:10,186
♪ Cracking codes to win the prize ♪
443
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:14,355
- TICKET TAKER: Ticket, please.
-♪ Constantly in compromise ♪
444
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:19,276
♪ And soooo ♪
445
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,358
-♪ Your life makes no sense ♪
- TICKET TAKER: Ticket.
446
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,084
♪ 'Cause ohhhh ♪
447
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:31,036
♪ You've hidden all the evidence ♪
448
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:36,165
♪ But the truth...
is you've gotta come clean ♪
449
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,879
♪ You can't run and hide
if you wanna be seen ♪
450
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,891
♪ And the truth...
is the lies have to go ♪
451
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:47,885
♪ If there's somebody out there
who you wanna know ♪
452
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,349
♪ And the truth is ♪
453
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:54,650
♪ You want them to know
what the truth is ♪
454
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,399
♪ And the truth is ♪
455
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,374
♪ It's up to you what the truth is ♪
456
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,833
(doorbell rings)
457
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,294
♪ And the truth is ♪
458
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,959
Linds?! Perfect timing.
459
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,801
We're just about to head to the sap ball.
460
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,876
Yeah.
461
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,466
I think I'm gonna mess all that up.
462
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,721
I can't believe you're buying a place.
463
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,933
That's insane.
464
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,642
I mean, there's still a few steps left,
465
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,863
but... I got lucky with the promotion.
466
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,145
I don't want this
to come out the wrong way,
467
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,200
but... I never expected any of this.
468
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,905
I thought you'd be working
in indie games for life.
469
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,036
And I'm sorry... for everything.
470
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,663
- What happened with me and Orson...
- Orson?!
471
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,918
My name is Orson?!
472
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,841
What the...
473
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,917
I recognize what an utter asshole I was.
474
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,764
Total asshole.
475
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,049
That's exactly the word
476
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,052
- I was thinking, actually.
- (Fiona chuckles)
477
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,974
So, why isn't your plus-one here?
478
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:14,563
You know... personal business.
479
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,479
Are you two... serious?
480
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,154
I guess I don't really know
481
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,111
how serious we are, to be honest.
482
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,322
And now, I'm living an authentic life.
483
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,248
Leaving you was not easy, but...
484
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,042
it was definitely the right choice.
485
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,129
So, all the things you said,
486
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,706
everything you did,
487
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:45,165
that wasn't because
of inflammation in your brain?
488
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,223
I know it feels shitty now.
489
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,804
But isn't it kind of better this way?
490
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,894
You know, knowing the truth?
491
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,465
Don't you feel
492
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,058
kinda
493
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,153
relieved?
494
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,815
I feel,
495
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,442
I feel like I really just
496
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,946
hate you.
497
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,158
That's okay.
498
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,540
It's gonna take time.
499
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,464
- Come here.
- What the fuck are you doing?
500
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,075
Oh, you really hate me. Okay... um.
501
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,419
(person clears throat)
502
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,715
I'm gonna take off.
503
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,049
Actually, have a thing.
504
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,142
- Back door open?
- It's unlocked.
505
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,683
(party music playing)
506
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,272
STEPH: Hey! Come dance!
507
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,603
You owe me, fucker!
508
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,313
- No!
- FIONA: Come on!
509
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,818
♪
510
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:11,217
I should probably...
It's late. I should go.
511
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,638
No, don't go.
512
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,852
I shouldn't have come here.
513
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,398
LINDSAY: Miguel?
514
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,367
♪
515
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,889
♪
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