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(light music playing)
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First video game you ever
masturbated to. On three.
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- No.
- Yes, dude.
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- One, two...
- No, Steph, I'm not doin' this.
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...three. Tetris or Donkey Kong, Jr.
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It happened on the same day,
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don't remember which was first,
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and... I don't care
that you didn't answer.
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- MIGUEL: Great.
- (knocks on door)
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Hey, uh, the programmers are asking
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when you'll have the new
concept drawings ready
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for Cyprian's apprentice.
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Um, Tuesday, probably.
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Um, I forgot to tell you,
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I... it's my brother's
band recital tonight.
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And we're doin' this whole
family dinner thing after,
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so I figure I'll just stay at my dad's.
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So, I'm alone tonight?
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I'll make it up to you.
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- I'll miss you.
- MIGUEL: I'll miss you, too.
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(sighs)
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Do we definitely like her?
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Yes... Yes, we do.
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♪
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(exhales sharply)
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Fiona?
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(moaning)
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What the fuck are you doing here?!
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ORSON: (sighs) Bro,
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I know this hurts right now,
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but in the long run,
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it's only gonna make you stronger.
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I thought his brother had a band thing.
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No? (chuckles)
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(dramatic music plays)
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("Tiger Shark" playing)
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♪ You're not the boy who didn't belong ♪
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♪ in the schoolyard world ♪
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♪ You don't get pushed around
anymore and you never wiiill ♪
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♪ No more Mr. Nice Guy ♪
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♪ Gotta be tough
in this cruel, hard world ♪
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♪ And you're not gonna cry
the next time you watch Notting Hill ♪
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♪ It's time to wake up, boy,
put your armor on ♪
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♪ That pathetic little pussy
with the ring is gooone ♪
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♪ You're a tiger, let me hear you roooar ♪
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♪ You're a shark, hunting in the shallows
by the shooore ♪
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♪ Let me see your claws,
let me see your teeth ♪
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♪ Let your fin emerge
from the depths beneath ♪
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♪ Let me see you stalk
your prey in the daaark ♪
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♪ Like a tiger, or a shark ♪
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♪ Or a tiger shaaark ♪
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♪ I'm not the bullied brown boy
in his all-White school ♪
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♪ I'm not the kid who felt too White
when he moved to Queens ♪
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♪ Goodbye, Mr. Piano Tie,
'cause ya thought Billy Joel was cool ♪
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♪ You're a man who will become ♪
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♪ A man of meeeans ♪
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♪ You're an alpha dog,
you're the fighting champ ♪
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♪ Not the kid who kept cryin'
at computer caaamp ♪
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♪ For someone soft and sensitive,
this world is less than fair ♪
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♪ You gotta pay to play,
ya gotta make your way ♪
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♪ Like Jane fuckin' Eyre ♪
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(Game Boy beeping)
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- Please.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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♪
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Think the dad's still in the picture?
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(elevator dings)
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♪
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- ♪ I'm a tiger ♪
- ♪ Tiger ♪
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- ♪ Let me hear you roar ♪
- ♪ Hear me roar ♪
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- ♪ You're a shark ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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BOTH: ♪ More ancient than a dinosaur ♪
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- ♪ Flash your cool ID ♪
- ♪ In my corporate suit ♪
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♪ And use your electromagnetic snoot ♪
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BOTH: ♪ To make a ton of dough ♪
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♪ Then, bro, just waaait ♪
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BOTH: ♪ A female tiger shaaark ♪
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♪ Might wanna mate ♪
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♪ With you... ♪
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(normal) Just to clarify.
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(breathing heavily)
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Oh, oh. No, no, no. (muttering)
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- Okay, come on, come on.
- Come on, come on, you can do...
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(indistinct mumbling)
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- Morning, gentlemen.
- Join us, join us.
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Here we go.
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Okay, you can do it.
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- Come on. Come on, here we go.
- Keep walkin', keep walkin'.
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- That's it, dumb-du...
- (both cheering, laughing)
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Houston, we have a moron.
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New conference room.
It's causing mass injuries.
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I could do this all day.
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Well, I hate to interrupt,
but I have a pretty big update
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on that project we've been discussing.
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You didn't fuckin' do it, did you?
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I knew he couldn't fuckin' do it.
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Well... as a matter of fact...
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Bypass that.
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(rock music plays)
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- Jimmy fucking did it!
- Ah yeah!
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Jimmy likes it like that.
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Ay caramba.
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- What are you doing?
- Dude, what are you doing to him?
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What?
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(seriously) Nothing. Stop.
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- (phones ringing)
- How did you figure this out?
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He used a point-to-point
tunneling protocol,
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which is a very complicated
and very difficult thing to do
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because he's a genius.
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Tell 'em your SAT score.
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1570 and it should've been a 1600,
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but they had those
two ridiculous analogies.
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I just messed around for a while.
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- We are taking you out to celebrate.
- Yes.
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What are we celebrating, fellas?
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Jimmy took down the porn firewall.
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Today is like our very own
Independence Day.
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Heck yeah!
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You're not invited, Chris!
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Sounds good!
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(Chris chuckles)
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- Oh! I see nipple. (chuckles)
- Ooh!
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KEVIN: You think you're gonna
have a job on January 1st?
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(scoffs) There's not even
gonna be banks after Y2K.
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There's not even gonna be money.
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We're talkin' total so... (burps)
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sosial breakdown, man.
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KEVIN: Almost nothing will survive.
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Tell them about the patch.
Wait until they hear this.
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You know, there's actually
a pretty simple way to patch
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the code in most legacy systems...
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They're gonna lose
their minds. Look at 'em.
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...and that way, you basically
avoid the Y2K problem altogether.
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♪ Who's my smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart ♪
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♪ Loving, kind, and thoughtful baby ♪
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♪ Who's my smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart ♪
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- Yeah, I don't think so, um.
- Mm-mm, no.
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I looked into it...
There's no solve. We're fucked.
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Yeah, no, that's probably right, yeah.
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Why'd you wanna get into banking?
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I wanna make enough money
to buy a BMW M-Series
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and a penthouse in the Corinthian.
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- Ah, now we're talking.
- Ah... yeah.
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P-house at the Corinth.
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KEVIN: You know, you're never gonna make
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that kind of money as an analyst.
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No, once you're made associate, though.
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Yeah, but promotions aren't until
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- year three. At least.
- Right, so...
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what if I wanna get there faster?
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All right, you wanna
make associate tomorrow?
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- Bring in your own business.
- CHAD: Mm.
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Prove you can be an earner.
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You don't kill... you don't eat.
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Yeah, okay, so, how do
I find my own business?
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From my experience, you either ask
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your friends' dads or your dad's friends.
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KEVIN: All right, but, God, please,
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no more talk about work.
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Boys...
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- who's it gonna be?
- CHAD: Mm.
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Your bang buddy.
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Oh.
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Always a tough decision, right?
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How do you guys decide?
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- Tightest shirt.
- Tightest pants.
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(billiard ball smacking)
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(light music playing)
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(inhales, exhales)
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Nice pants.
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Thanks. They're new.
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Oh, no, he, he died
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a few weeks later from the infect...
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(both laughing)
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I'm sorry.
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- I, I don't know why I'm... It's...
- I don't either.
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- It is not funny.
- It's, um... No, it's really not.
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- It is horrible. (laughing)
- (laughing) It's terrible.
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RENEE: You think you're smooth right now,
whippin' out the toe story?
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No one likes the toe story.
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Okay, n... Stop it. Hey, listen to me.
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Not the girl who made fun of you so badly,
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you spent high school eating lunch
huddled on a toilet seat.
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Okay? I'm the guy that fucked
your girlfriend. I know.
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RENEE: She doesn't like you.
She just thinks you're rich.
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There's nothing wrong with you.
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You're my special little man,
and don't you forget it.
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You shouldn't be here.
Security! We have an intruder!
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And let me tell ya, oh, we did it
in every conceivable position.
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ALL: ♪ You don't belong in Manhattan ♪
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♪ You don't belong in Queens ♪
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♪ You don't belong in a three-piece suit ♪
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♪ Or in your cheap-ass jeans ♪
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♪ You're always pretendin',
always tryna blend in ♪
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♪ Anywhere you go is wrong ♪
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♪ 'Cause you don't belong,
you don't belong ♪
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♪ You don't belong, you don't belon-guh ♪
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LINDSAY: Where'd you go?
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Oh, no, I was just
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nowhere.
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You don't have to listen
to them... you know?
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Listen to who?
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All the... noise in your head.
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I've started to realize,
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recently, it's not always the truth.
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Never mind, sorry. Don't listen to me.
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I... I don't know what I'm saying.
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I'm just... Just ignore me.
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ALL: ♪ You don't belong in Manhattan ♪
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- ♪ Who's my smart ♪
- I'm really drunk.
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-♪ You're a tiger ♪
- LINDSAY: I'm so sorry.
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Sure, yeah.
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(all singing simultaneously)
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Actually...
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I'm not... drunk... at all.
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And, and I am trying to apologize less
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and say what I want more.
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And
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right now, what I really
want is to kiss you.
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So... would that be okay?
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Yes.
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That would be...
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Yeah.
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(light music playing)
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♪
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(inaudible)
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(heart beating)
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LINDSAY: (gasping) Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, um.
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(crying) Shit.
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I have to go.
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I'm sorry.
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- (elevator dings)
- (TV playing)
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Hey.
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You're home late.
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Did the real bankers finally
let you go out with them?
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I am a real banker, actually.
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(laughs)
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Show your brother some respect.
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- (burps)
- JORGE: Hey.
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(Diego chuckling)
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(dog panting)
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(sighs)
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(dog whimpers)
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Come on. Yogurt.
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♪ You're a tiger shaaark ♪
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I'm not angry.
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I'm just really fuckin' disappointed.
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(Orson sighs)
254
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(phones ringing)
255
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I'm just so proud of you, sweetheart.
256
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,761
You are doing the right thing.
257
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,048
A nice girl always says she's sorry,
258
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,393
- whether it's her fault or not.
- Well, I... I didn't come here
259
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,478
to say I'm sorry.
I didn't do anything wrong.
260
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,635
Aside from mangling his man parts
261
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,564
until he quite literally wept.
262
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,570
I'm just here to make sure he's okay.
263
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,646
That's it.
264
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,028
(exhales)
265
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,080
Random Lindsay?
266
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:56,163
Uh, I was looking for... Jimmy.
267
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,121
Uh-huh... You two bang or what?
268
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,288
- Jimmy, Jimmy.
- MIGUEL: Yeah.
269
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,054
Hey, buddy, you have a visitor.
270
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,217
You know, for some reason,
271
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,759
she thought my office was your office.
272
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,765
Gonna have to give me the scoop
on that one later, bruh.
273
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,491
What's up?
274
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,653
"What's up?"
275
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,067
So, you, uh, you told
your friends what happened?
276
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,334
No. No, they saw us leave together.
277
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,576
Hm, so this, this is your... office?
278
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,039
Why did I think you worked down the hall?
279
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,832
Well, I think you'd have to admit,
280
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,044
I never explicitly said
that that office was mine.
281
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,714
Oh, would I? Would I have to admit that?
282
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,264
He's an analyst. A baby banker.
283
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,758
Sorry, I've been listening in.
I'll, I'll go now.
284
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,260
Hey, maybe we should...
talk somewhere else.
285
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,812
LINDSAY: Hang on.
Why does this say "Miguel"?
286
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,307
- That's my name.
- Oh.
287
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,403
Nice. Are there any other lies
I should know about or?
288
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,396
All right, look, I don't know
what you thought last night was,
289
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,859
but I'm not really
in a place for a relationship.
290
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,572
A relationship? You, you think
I want a relationship?
291
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,662
Well,
292
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,243
I mean... you brought cupcakes.
293
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,542
(laughs) Yeah, 'cause I was concerned.
294
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,076
You ran out of the office
last night with your pants off, sobbing.
295
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,002
- Okay...
- KEVIN: Wait, what did you just say?
296
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,329
Uh, sorry, I really am gonna leave now.
297
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,004
All right, let's definitely
talk somewhere else.
298
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,053
- The kitchen is right...
- Wanna know the worst part about it?
299
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,757
I, actually, had an orgasm.
300
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,378
Yeah, my first orgasm
301
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,474
that I've ever had with anyone else.
302
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,600
And I have been so screwed up
in my head wondering,
303
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,217
"Oh, did I have it
even though he was crying,
304
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,944
or did I have it...
because he was crying?"
305
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,805
- Which one was it?
- I don't know!
306
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,857
All I know is that I am sick
and tired of everyone telling me
307
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,911
what I'm supposed to do
and who I'm supposed to be
308
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,735
because I know exactly who I am.
309
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,660
I'm a New Yorker and I don't
give an "s" about "s"!
310
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,749
- (people gasping)
- WOMAN: Oh my...
311
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,170
Can you make him leave?
312
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,920
It's my cubicle.
313
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,041
I'm only here to make sure no one is dead
314
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,804
or needs to be rushed to a hospital.
315
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,296
You look A-okay to me, random Lindso.
316
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,585
EMT: But you should be monitored
every hour
317
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,552
for the next 12 hours for a concussion.
318
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,392
Do you have family
you can call to come get you?
319
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,467
- They live in Vermont.
- EMT: A friend?
320
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,777
Can you tell me what day it is?
321
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,145
Oh, my God.
322
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,451
- Can you?
- Still Friday.
323
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,985
Just like it was when you
asked me five minutes ago.
324
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,159
Current president?
325
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,447
Still Clinton.
326
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,873
And... how do you feel about me?
327
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,412
- Still unfavorably.
- (Miguel chuckles)
328
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,924
Yeah, you seem fine.
329
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:50,666
Okay... Thank you so much.
This is good. I'm good. Goodbye.
330
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,546
This is your building?
331
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,838
It is not.
332
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,302
You don't want me to know
which building's yours?
333
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,637
That's correct, yes.
334
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,595
All right, well,
why don't I get your number
335
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,428
and that way
I can give you a call in an hour
336
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,563
and make sure you're okay.
337
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,145
You don't have to do that.
338
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,805
- I have a roommate.
- Well, I'd like to call anyway.
339
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,730
I feel bad.
340
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,148
For being an asshole?
341
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:17,408
For... being not entirely
forthright about certain things
342
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,326
which I should have been...
forthright about.
343
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,905
So, for being an asshole?
344
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,327
Sure.
345
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,664
(sighs)
346
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,304
(phone ringing)
347
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,053
Hello?
348
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,428
Still conscious?
349
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,215
Apparently.
350
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,468
That's good...
I'll talk to you in an hour.
351
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,221
You know, you don't have to do this
352
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,983
to try to prove you're a good guy.
353
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,768
I think you already know I'm a good guy.
354
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,703
(phone ringing)
355
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,037
Since you refuse to stop calling me,
356
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,880
- can I ask you something?
- Okay.
357
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,336
LINDSAY: Why do your friends
call you Jimmy?
358
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,588
Um...
359
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,510
my last name is Jimenez,
360
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,008
but the guys at work all think
it's pronounced Gym-en-ez,
361
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,681
and it all just started from there.
362
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,970
And that doesn't bother you?
363
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,604
No. It's just a nickname.
364
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,234
Okay.
365
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,777
Okay? I'll, um...
I'll talk to you in an hour.
366
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,243
(phone ringing)
367
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,157
Hey, uh, I never really found out
368
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,200
what kind of novels you write.
369
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,958
Well, (sighs)
370
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:57,209
technically, I...
haven't written a novel yet,
371
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,764
but I have a lot of ideas for one.
372
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,093
So,
373
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:03,973
not a big deal,
374
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:08,556
but when you accused me
of lying about my job,
375
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,154
being a novelist versus being
someone with ideas for a novel,
376
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,356
- that's a pretty...
- A pretty arbitrary distinction
377
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,028
when you think about it, yes.
378
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,106
(phone ringing)
379
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,487
I used to work in video games.
380
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,954
- For a tiny independent studio.
- Why'd you stop?
381
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,285
I grew up.
382
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,496
My whole life, I've always been...
383
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,916
the sweet girl... the nice girl.
384
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,586
The person who yelled
at me today didn't seem particularly nice.
385
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,995
Thank you for saying that.
386
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,594
I'm savin' up to buy my own place.
387
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,878
Favorite song?
388
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,303
MIGUEL: Brown Eyed Girl.
389
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,390
Uh, (laughs)
390
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,470
Okay, that was truly embarrassing.
391
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,143
I didn't really love
high school, to be honest.
392
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,312
JORGE (on extension):
Hey, you on the phone?
393
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,851
Yes, please hang up.
394
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,904
JORGE: I'm goin' to bed.
395
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,269
Okay.
396
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:58,819
Thank you, good night.
397
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,817
JORGE: Love you, Mig.
398
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,193
(Jorge hangs up)
399
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,614
Was that your dad?
400
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,242
Did you always wanna be a writer?
401
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,819
I did for a while.
402
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,834
But... then I just kinda gave it up.
403
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,037
How come?
404
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,077
I think I always knew I had
405
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,080
something to say,
406
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,792
but I was
407
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,048
just afraid no one wanted to hear it.
408
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:20,963
That's sad.
409
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,093
Biggest fear?
410
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,380
I guess that I really
411
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,772
am the person that everyone thinks I am.
412
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,851
What about you?
413
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,561
Um...
414
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,521
the woods. (chuckles)
415
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,778
Spooky woods.
416
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,901
Yeah, I hate that.
417
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,236
And not succeeding.
418
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,161
Not succeeding and...
419
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,581
people just thinking I'm nothing.
420
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,092
I know what you mean.
421
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,246
(pensive music playing)
422
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,884
♪ You're a decision ♪
423
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,974
♪ You are a game ♪
424
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,851
♪ You're a temptation ♪
425
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:16,559
♪ I don't know how to name ♪
426
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,606
♪ You are a door ♪
427
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:24,356
♪ I'm not sure I should walk through ♪
428
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,858
♪ 'Cause who am I ♪
429
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,992
♪ And who are you ♪
430
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,287
♪
431
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,050
♪ You're unexpected ♪
432
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,719
♪ You're undefined ♪
433
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,349
♪ What do I want ♪
434
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:55,055
♪ I'm not used to flying blind ♪
435
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,564
♪ You crack me open ♪
436
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:02,612
♪ And I am not sure why ♪
437
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,902
♪ Who are you ♪
438
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:10,743
♪ And who am I ♪
439
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:14,540
BOTH: ♪ You're an illusion ♪
440
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:18,366
♪ A midnight voice ♪
441
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:22,423
♪ You are the future or the past ♪
442
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,919
♪ With every choice ♪
443
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,762
♪ I could keep going ♪
444
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:34,009
♪ But if I dooo ♪
445
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,434
♪ Who am I ♪
446
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:41,154
♪ And who are you ♪
447
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,571
(phone ringing)
448
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,947
- Hello?
- Hi.
449
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,235
Hi.
450
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,452
Star 69.
451
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,829
Do you wanna maybe meet up for breakfast?
452
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:02,542
We could pick a diner...
halfway between us.
453
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,717
I would love to.
454
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:15,100
BOTH: ♪ Who am I ♪
455
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:19,346
♪ And who are you ♪
456
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,771
♪ What is fiction, what's a lie ♪
457
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,481
♪ And what is truuue ♪
458
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:30,493
♪ Is this hellooo ♪
459
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:37,577
♪ Is this goodbyeee ♪
460
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:43,043
♪ Who are you ♪
461
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,920
♪ And who am I ♪
462
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,153
(Joan gasps)
463
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,776
You looove him.
464
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,111
- (gasps)
- Wait, what?
465
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,032
I put him at a solid 1.9
466
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,830
on my 10-point
potential serial killer index.
467
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,945
- (softly) That's very rare.
- (Lindsay scoffing)
468
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:22,246
You're gonna make a very beautiful
family together.
469
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,327
We're, we're just having breakfast.
470
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,752
He's perfect for you.
471
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,000
He's everything you've ever wanted.
472
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:32,512
You, you said Ned was perfect.
473
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,387
You, you said Ned
was everything I ever wanted.
474
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:39,305
Well, that's because we thought
Miguel was a scary, dangerous
475
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,136
banker sort of person.
476
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,891
But he's not... He's broken.
477
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,234
In the best possible way.
478
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,114
JOAN: He's someone you can take care of.
479
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,607
Someone you can fix.
480
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,318
I came here to fix myself.
481
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,325
But you don't really wanna do that.
482
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,122
That's hard.
483
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,796
(customers chattering)
484
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,354
Don't... okay?
485
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,310
I know exactly what you're gonna say.
486
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,438
- I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Just enjoying the view.
487
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,845
I don't know who raised her,
but this is just plain rude.
488
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,324
Poor Miguel. Always getting stepped on.
489
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,030
ROSIE: You don't need her.
490
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,440
You don't need anyone. I'm here.
491
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,204
Okay, that's fuckin' creepy.
492
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,906
WAITER: Can I take your order now?
493
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,368
Um...
494
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,367
uh, no, let's just give it
a few more minutes.
495
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,206
♪
496
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,253
You never should've said Brown Eyed Girl.
497
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,551
- (train clacking)
- (passengers chattering)
498
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:03,807
(sighs)
499
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,387
Well, this is fun.
500
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,369
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
501
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,120
♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
502
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:35,134
♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪
503
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,130
♪ Regardless of how much ♪
504
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:41,223
♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
505
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:47,019
♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪
506
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:49,936
♪ I can never know you ♪
507
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:53,896
♪ I can never know you ♪
508
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,188
(singers harmonizing)
509
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,619
("Tiger Shark" playing)
510
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:18,923
- MIGUEL: ♪ I'm a tiger ♪
- ORSON: ♪ Tiger, let me hear you roar ♪
511
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,013
- MIGUEL: ♪ Hear me roar ♪
- ORSON: ♪ You're a shark ♪
512
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:27,020
- MIGUEL: ♪ Oh yeah ♪
- BOTH: ♪ More ancient than a dinosaur ♪
513
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,475
ORSON: ♪ Flash your cool ID ♪
514
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,095
MIGUEL: ♪ In my corporate suit ♪
515
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:33,101
ORSON: ♪ And use your electromagnetic
snoot ♪
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00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,479
BOTH: ♪ To make a ton of dough ♪
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00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:39,282
ORSON: ♪ Then, bro, just waaait ♪
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00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:44,487
BOTH: ♪ A female tiger shaaark ♪
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♪ Might wanna mate ♪
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