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♪♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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Hi. Neil Holmes.
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Well, hello.
Welcome aboard.
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I'm Julie McCoy.
Let me see, Mr. Holmes.
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Oh, you're on the fiesta deck,
cabin 135.
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Thank you.
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Pretty girl, huh?
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Yes, uh, but I'm not interested
in pursuing girls.
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-Oh?
-Of course,
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if she should throw herself
at my feet, I'd probably submit.
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I'm a very compassionate man.
-I see.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Thanks.
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Hello.
I'm, uh, tisha Hudson,
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and this is Abby foster.
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Hello.
Welcome aboard.
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You're on the promenade deck,
cabin 346.
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You haven't seen a good-looking
guy pass by, have you?
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Could you be more specific?
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I've seen quite a few.
-Good!
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Um, just make up a list of their
names and cabin numbers
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for my friend here.
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Tisha, please!
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I'm perfectly capable
of finding a guy all by myself.
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Well, you're 23, and you haven't
found the right one yet.
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How soon can I get that list?
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I really can't give you
that kind of information,
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but I'm sure a girl with
your looks can find a dozen men.
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-A dozen?
-Uh-huh.
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Is it too late
to change my mind?
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If you want to.
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No, I guess it's got
to happen sometime.
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You'll have
to excuse my friend.
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She's a little nervous.
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You see,
this is her maiden voyage.
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-Oh, hello.
-Hi.
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We're George
and Phyllis cowens,
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and this fine young man
is our son, Jimmy.
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Well, welcome aboard.
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I'm sure
you'll all enjoy the cruise.
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Oh, we hope so.
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This cruise is Jimmy's
high school graduation present,
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so we're hoping everything
will be perfect for him.
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Believe me,
he won't be disappointed.
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I'm sure I'll have a great time.
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Let's see.
You're in aloha 136,
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and you're right next door
in aloha 134,
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Mr. and Mrs. Cowens.
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-Ah. Thank you.
-Enjoy your cruise.
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Jimmy, if there's anything
you don't like about your cabin,
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now, you be sure
to let us know, okay?
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Sure, mom.
But, uh, right now,
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I'm going to take a walk
around the deck, all right?
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I'll see you later.
-Okay, son.
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See you later.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Could you take this
to my cabin?
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Aloha 136, please.
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Let me get you a steward.
I don't handle luggage.
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Uh, here's 5 bucks.
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Now do you handle luggage?
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I'm sorry,
but that isn't my job.
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Hey, come on.
Anyone can use 5 bucks.
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I'm sure anybody
can use 5 bucks.
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So, why don't you
keep it for yourself?
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Rick, can you help
this gentleman with his luggage?
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Aloha 136.
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Hi, Greg.
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Isaac,
why do people with money
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think they can get you
to do anything?
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What do you mean?
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Some obnoxious kid
thought I'd carry his bag
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just because he shoved
5 bucks in my face.
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Some nerve.
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I'd like to see him try that
with me, a lot.
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-Oh, sir.
-Yes?
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Come here, look at this.
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I found a. Lopez
listed on the manifest.
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Do suppose
that's April Lopez?
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Well, I don't think so,
gopher.
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I'm sure she'd tell us
if she were coming.
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Yeah, I guess there are a lot
of a. Lopezes, huh?
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-Cuchi, cuchi!
-April!
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There may be a lot
of a. Lopezes,
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but there's only one
April.
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Capitán!
Gopher!
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What a surprise!
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Not for me,
I knew I was coming.
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April,
it's great to see you.
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How are you
and Mr. York doing?
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Mr. York and me are over.
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Uh-oh, what happened?
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Another woman came between us,
his mama.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey, life isn't always
feast or famine.
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Sometimes it's indigestion.
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Anyway, I am taking this cruise
so I can see you,
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my best friends,
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for the last time.
-For the last time?
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How come?
Where you going?
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I'm going to live back
home in Mexico.
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I am never coming back
to america.
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But I thought
you liked living here?
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Oh, I do, capitán.
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I love it more than anything
in the whole world,
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but to stay here, I have
to take a citizen test.
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And I could never
pass that.
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Why not?
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Tests make me
too nervous.
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I break out
in moose bump.
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That'd make anyone nervous.
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Anyway, April,
you are on aloha deck 277.
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Thank you, gopher.
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Anyway, going back to Mexico,
it won't be so bad.
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I love Mexico.
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Ay, chihuahua.
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I hope they can understand
my American accent.
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We have to think of some way
to keep April in america.
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I've got it, sir.
Don't pull up anchor.
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I'll keep working on it.
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Abby, are you sure you want
to go through with this?
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Oh, I'm positive.
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I'm tired of being a freak
in the modern world.
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Virginity
is hardly freaky.
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At 23,
what would you call it?
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Well, perhaps odd.
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No, definitely odd.
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Well, I'm the only definitely
odd person in our office.
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I bet I'm the only definitely
odd person aboard this ship.
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I'm probably the only
definitely odd person
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left in the world.
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We've got to get someone
that's incredible.
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What I don't understand is,
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what stopped you from
going through with it before?
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Well, every time
it's about to happen,
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I panic
and get the giggles.
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Oh, in that case,
we'll have to find a man
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with a strong ego
or a great sense of humor.
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Tisha, you're the sexiest girl
I know.
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So, how do I
turn a guy on?
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Try this.
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It's guaranteed
to turn guys on fast.
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Well, I hope it works.
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But where's the rest
of it?
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You're the rest of it.
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I hope Jimmy's
enjoying himself.
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I'm sure he is, dear.
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Last time I saw him,
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he was jogging around the deck
to stay in shape.
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Imagine,
a scholarship to usc.
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What he lacks in size,
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he certainly
makes up in determination.
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I'll say.
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He's the best gymnast
in the state.
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Honestly, Phyllis, I couldn't
be prouder of that boy
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if he were our own flesh
and blood.
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George, he's been with us
for 15 years.
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He is
our flesh and blood.
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Dad,
I decided not to try out
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for the gymnastic team
at usc.
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I'm going straight
to the Olympics.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, Isaac.
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There's that spoiled brat
I told you about.
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Oh, well, looks like
today's your lucky day.
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Why?
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These are for his parents.
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Great.
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Look on the bright side,
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maybe they'll insult you
with another big tip.
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Here you go, folks.
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Two piña coladas.
-Thank you.
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Oh, you shouldn't leave this out
on the table like this,
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Mr. Cowens.
Could get lost.
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Hands off!
That's mine!
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Don't worry about it.
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Jimmy won't let
anybody touch that.
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That's his
good luck charm.
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He got it for scoring
a perfect 10 on the high bar
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in the state championships.
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Yeah?
That's really something.
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Yeah, right.
Bring me a cola, would you?
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Yes, sir.
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You were a little short
with him, weren't you, son?
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Yeah, well,
he was very rude to me
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when we boarded the ship.
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Oh, I thought it was something.
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Now, you know Jimmy
wouldn't be rude to someone
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unless he had a good reason.
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April, I can't believe
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you're afraid
of the citizenship test.
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You're such
an intelligent person.
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Oh, Julie, Julie, Julie.
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You know me,
but you don't know me.
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Ever since
I was a little girl,
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whenever there was a test
in the school, bingo!
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I would get all sweaty
in the palms
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and lump in the throat.
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That's normal.
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Of course, if you had
lumpy palms and a sweaty throat,
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that'd be a problem.
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I'm trying to help.
-Okay.
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Okay.
You are my good friends,
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but this is something
that cannot be helped.
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If I try to take,
uh, that test,
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I am going to have
a nervous breakup.
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That's breakdown.
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See what I mean?
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Just thinking about it makes
me lose my direction.
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Julie, gopher,
have you seen April?
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Oh, yes, sir.
She just left.
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Oh.
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Well, I'd like to have
you meet judge Kramer.
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This is Julie McCoy,
burl Smith.
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-How do you do?
-How do you do?
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Judge Kramer
is very familiar
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with the immigration
departments.
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And their
citizenship tests.
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Yes, and she's been
kind enough to make a list
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of some of the most
important questions they ask.
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Oh, that's great.
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Now we can help April
with the test.
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Boy, these questions
look tough.
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I'm glad
I'm not in April's shoes.
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Good, you don't have the legs
for high heels.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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Good-looking group of guys
to choose from.
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I guess you've noticed
that already.
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That one's cute.
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Okay.
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Watch carefully.
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Attention-getter
number one.
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Now you try.
256
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,484
Look, uh,
maybe we'd better split up.
257
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,445
Well, a guy's a lot more likely
to approach a girl
258
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,696
if she's alone.
259
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,905
Well, how will I know
what to do?
260
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,282
You'll know.
261
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,117
Just look sexy.
262
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,785
Think sexy.
263
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,620
♪♪
264
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,128
[ Indistinct conversations,
soft music plays ]
265
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,598
1969.
266
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,974
One of our favorites.
267
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:29,934
We like it so well,
268
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,061
we ordered the entrée
to go with the wine.
269
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,396
Excellent taste.
It's a fine wine.
270
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,899
This corks looks
a little dry, dad.
271
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,067
[ Sniffs ]
272
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,070
I think you should send it back
and order another bottle.
273
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,072
George:
Well, if you say so, son.
274
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,200
Um, may we have
another bottle, please?
275
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,118
But, sir, wouldn't you at least
like to taste it first?
276
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,913
He's right, George.
At least try it.
277
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,924
It does taste all right.
278
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,051
It should taste better
than all right, dad.
279
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,096
As long as you're paying,
don't you deserve the best?
280
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,889
Maybe the boy is right,
Phyllis.
281
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,725
Um, another bottle please.
282
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,269
Whatever you say, sir.
283
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,565
Don't worry, April.
We're going to teach you
284
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,775
everything you need to know
to pass that test.
285
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,569
Yeah, and I can help you
with American history,
286
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,653
it's my best subject.
287
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,572
Sure, and I've seen
"Mr. Smith goes to Washington"
288
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,531
at least nine times.
289
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,074
If that doesn't qualify me
as an authority
290
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,577
on American government,
nothing does.
291
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,953
So you see, April,
you don't have anything
292
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,121
to be nervous about.
293
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,789
Come on, April.
What do you say?
294
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,916
Gopher: Come on.
Come on.
295
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,336
How can I say no when you
look at me through your faces
296
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,922
like that?
297
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:42,840
Yes.
I'll do it.
298
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,383
-Hooray!
-All right!
299
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,636
A toast to April Lopez,
future American citizen.
300
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,098
Mm, I like that.
301
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,851
It has a nice ringing
in my ears.
302
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,776
That guy you were interested
in last afternoon
303
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,653
is sitting right there.
304
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,780
I know,
but I am so embarrassed
305
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,492
about falling into the pool,
I can't even look at him.
306
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,537
Well, maybe it's time
you tried a different approach.
307
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,666
Well, I think falling into
the pool is a little different.
308
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,502
I meant direct approach.
309
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,380
Just walk right up to him,
introduce yourself,
310
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,549
and, uh, tell him
you find him interesting.
311
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,800
I can't do that.
312
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,135
Why not?
313
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,512
Oh, because
it's just not me.
314
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,682
Well, then it's about time
it was you.
315
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,684
You're right.
316
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,062
I'm going to go over there,
introduce myself,
317
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,773
and tell him I find
him absolutely fascinating.
318
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,031
If I can find him
at all.
319
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,993
♪♪
320
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,751
Man, at dinner,
I had to go back three times
321
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,213
before I found a bottle of wine
he'd let his father accept.
322
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,547
Well, Greg,
it's quite possible
323
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,716
we could've gotten a case
that was bad.
324
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,718
Isaac, the only thing bad
around here is that kid.
325
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,554
He's a royal pain
in the neck.
326
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,056
Well, don't let him
get to you.
327
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,101
After all, the customer
is always right.
328
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,730
Excuse me,
I can't drink this lemon coke.
329
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,357
Could you make me
another one, please?
330
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,692
What's wrong with it,
sir?
331
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,694
It's much too sour.
Be right back.
332
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,241
What's he talking about?
This is perfect.
333
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,743
Now Isaac, remember?
The customer's always right.
334
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,430
Hi.
335
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,849
Oh, hi.
336
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,475
Look, uh,
I know how much girls
337
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,436
hate guys who are always
trying to hit on them.
338
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,562
Oh, yeah.
339
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,063
I hate that.
340
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,107
If I promise
not to make a pass,
341
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,942
could we have
a drink together?
342
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:10,279
Oh, sure.
Your cabin or mine?
343
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,448
Funny, I thought you said,
"your cabin or mine?"
344
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,575
I did.
345
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,368
I did.
346
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,877
♪♪
347
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,716
Okay, next question.
Vicki?
348
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,384
Let's see.
349
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,304
When did congress adopt
the declaration of independence?
350
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,806
It was adopted?
351
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,725
Chihuahua.
352
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:43,437
It always thought
it was born right in america.
353
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,483
You're right, April, it was,
but do you know when?
354
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,027
Not for sure.
355
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,945
I know it happened
before I got there.
356
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,322
Vicki?
357
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,450
The congress voted it
in July 4, 1776.
358
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,827
The fourth of July!
359
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,664
They were working
on a holiday?
360
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,334
I'm gonna go
to another question.
361
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,668
Oh, here's one.
362
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,295
Yeah, this is
one of my favorites
363
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,173
and I hope one of yours.
Okay.
364
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,592
What is the president's cabinet
made up of?
365
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,968
Wood?
366
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,514
No, we call it
the president's cabinet
367
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,351
because it consists of
his most trusted advisors.
368
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,520
Oh, I got it.
369
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,188
They call it the cabinet
370
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:30,567
because the president keeps
all his important people in it,
371
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,194
right?
-Right!
372
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,654
-Ah!
-Let's keep going.
373
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,405
Okay, yes.
374
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,157
I'm ready for more questions.
Shoot me another.
375
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,992
Shoot me another.
376
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,339
Maybe I should turn
the lights off.
377
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,216
Abby, you just
turned them back on.
378
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,219
Well, I just want to make sure
we do it the right way.
379
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,720
-Is there a wrong way?
-No.
380
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,681
Oh, of course not.
381
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,432
I mean, any way
that I've ever done it
382
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,351
has always been
the right way.
383
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,733
Abby,
if you'd like me to leave...
384
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,194
No.
Um, kiss me.
385
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,003
[ Laughing ]
386
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,755
What is it?
387
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,340
What's what?
388
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,220
What's so funny?
389
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,805
Oh, don't ask me.
390
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,599
You're the one
that's laughing.
391
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,475
Look, Neil,
if you're not in the mood,
392
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,895
then you're just, um,
not in the mood.
393
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,354
Who's not in the mood?
394
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,148
Oh, look.
I understand.
395
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,900
I am just not
one of those girls
396
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,359
who would force myself
on a guy.
397
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,257
Oh, who am I trying to kid?
398
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,097
♪♪
399
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,312
Ah, just the person
I was looking for.
400
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,272
Sir,
what can I do for you?
401
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,024
I'd like something cold
to drink.
402
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,150
Sure. Let me finish
cleaning these empties.
403
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,443
I'll be right with you.
404
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,362
Can't the empties wait?
I'm thirsty now.
405
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,988
I'll be with you
in a second, okay?
406
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,490
Has it always been
this ship's policy
407
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,992
to hire to rude employees?
-I'm not rude.
408
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,661
Rude, and you've got a chip
on your shoulder,
409
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,120
and I know why.
410
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,122
It's because you have to do
this menial kind of work
411
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,207
for a living
and I don't.
412
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,459
Take it easy, kid.
Your mouth is working overtime.
413
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,336
I have the right
to say anything I want.
414
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,088
I'm a passenger.
415
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,339
Don't push your luck.
416
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,507
You just don't know
your place.
417
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,549
That's your problem.
418
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,343
And this is your problem.
419
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,183
Look. I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
420
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:11,395
You're finished
on this ship.
421
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,691
Excuse me.
422
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,067
What's going on in here?
423
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,819
Nothing, captain.
424
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,862
I just tripped.
425
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,406
That's all.
426
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,883
One nation
under god, indivisible,
427
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,886
with Liberty and justice
for all.
428
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,723
Perfect.
Perfect, April.
429
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,932
How's our star student
doing?
430
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,434
Oh, gopher,
she's great.
431
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,561
April knows more about america
than we do.
432
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,396
I got everything perfect,
right in the nose.
433
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,605
That's great, April,
434
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,940
'cause I got
a little surprise for you.
435
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,692
This is judge Kramer.
436
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,027
A judge?
437
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,111
Yeah, now, just relax.
438
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,738
She's gonna
ask you a few questions
439
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:06,241
so you'll have an idea
of what the real test is like.
440
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,743
A real test?
441
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,745
Okay, judge.
Go ahead.
442
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,038
Ask her anything.
443
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,582
All right.
444
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,792
A test usually
begins with the examiner
445
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:20,047
asking you to state your name.
446
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,717
My name?
447
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,760
My name.
448
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:29,306
Yes.
Your name, please.
449
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,976
Go ahead, April.
Tell her your name.
450
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:39,357
I...uh, I can't.
451
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,110
I can't.
452
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,613
My brain -- my brain is frozen.
453
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:48,325
[ Crying ]
454
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,327
I can't!
455
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:54,623
Oh, April.
April, come back.
456
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,124
April.
457
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,337
She doesn't even
know her own name?
458
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,630
Well, we didn't go
over that part.
459
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,316
Abby, I'm beginning to think
you're hopelessly victorian.
460
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,151
Well, tisha, I know I would've
gone through with it
461
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,611
if it hadn't been
for the lighting.
462
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:27,155
Mm-hmm.
463
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,574
What's your excuse
gonna be this time?
464
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,873
Watch this.
465
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,093
-Hi.
-Hi.
466
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,011
You, uh,
wouldn't want to pick up
467
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,513
where we left off
last night, right?
468
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,515
Wrong!
469
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,600
Oh, then
I guess we should just
470
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,686
head on down
to the ol' cabin.
471
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,895
I'm right behind you.
472
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,063
Well, that is unless
473
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,524
you want to finish
your breakfast first.
474
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,068
I just went on a diet.
I choose immediately.
475
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,155
Well, it is a little early
in the morning.
476
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,031
Not for me.
I'm a morning man.
477
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,367
This is the time of the day
that I feel the most physical.
478
00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,870
Oh, me too.
479
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,704
Well -- well,
then I've got it.
480
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,039
Let's go swimming.
481
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,749
Just what I had in mind.
482
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,927
Here we go.
Who had grapefruit juice?
483
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,846
I did, Isaac.
Thank you.
484
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:35,807
All right.
And your juice.
485
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,017
-Morning.
-Morning, son.
486
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,393
-Morning.
-Ah.
487
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:39,728
Jimmy,
what happened to you?
488
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,229
Oh, it's nothing.
489
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,191
I slipped in the shower
and bruised my hip.
490
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,067
Orange juice, please.
-Certainly.
491
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:51,781
Well, it looks
like your friend
492
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,575
slipped in the shower
and hurt himself.
493
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,618
The fates got even.
494
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,579
It wasn't the fates.
495
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,748
It was me, I shoved him.
496
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,082
You did that
to a passenger?
497
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,084
I can't believe it either.
498
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,544
He just pushed me
too far.
499
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,254
The kid's a creep.
500
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,923
You know, he could
get you fired for that.
501
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,341
Had his chance,
502
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,093
but he didn't say anything
to the captain.
503
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,929
Can't be too much
of a creep, then.
504
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,597
I guess you're right.
505
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,807
Maybe he just wants to put
the whole thing behind him.
506
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,934
That's a good idea.
507
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,602
Why don't you
forget about it, too?
508
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,479
Forget what?
509
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,622
-Oh, April, morning.
-Good morning.
510
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,748
-Buenos días.
-Where you been?
511
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:42,958
We been looking
all over for you.
512
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,793
I was getting my exercise.
513
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,587
I was jiggling around.
-Try jogging.
514
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,799
No thanks,
I just finished jiggling.
515
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,969
Hey, uh,
I'm very sorry.
516
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,513
I got so upset last night,
517
00:25:56,596 --> 00:26:00,433
but when the judge
starts to ask me questions,
518
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,937
I get so nervous
that my mind goes blank.
519
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,480
Well,
don't worry, April.
520
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,315
We're going to find some way
for you to pass that test.
521
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,858
Yeah, bet on it.
522
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:09,859
-Hey.
-Hmm?
523
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:13,071
What are the odds?
524
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,997
I really enjoyed that swim,
didn't you?
525
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,291
Yes, for the first hour.
526
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,166
I don't think
I'll ever get the wrinkles
527
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,668
out of my fingertips.
528
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,170
Well, maybe
we can smooth them out later.
529
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,881
You know, you're so
off-again, on-again,
530
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,842
I can't figure it out.
531
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:36,720
There's something
really different about you.
532
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:39,848
You don't know
how right you are.
533
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,683
Whatever it is,
I think I like it.
534
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,727
How about something
to drink?
535
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,727
Sure.
536
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,813
-You got it.
-Thanks.
537
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,025
-Hi.
-Hi.
538
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,193
I've been reading an article
in this magazine,
539
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,029
and it could be the answer
to your problem last night.
540
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,322
What is it?
541
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,198
Well, remember when you said
how you kept turning
542
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,533
the lights off and on?
-Uh-huh.
543
00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,744
Well, it says here
that that could be
544
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,580
a little leftover fear
of the night from childhood.
545
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,332
That could be
what's causing those giggles.
546
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,291
Well, if this is true,
547
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,668
then I won't even snicker
in the daylight.
548
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,051
Greg: Yeah, coming.
549
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:25,060
Well, this is a surprise.
550
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,853
Come on in.
551
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:33,109
You know, I was just thinking
of going to look for you.
552
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,987
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
553
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,532
Uh, I want to apologize
for what I did last night,
554
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,243
and I'd like to thank you
for not saying anything.
555
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,411
Yeah? Well,
save me the gratitude.
556
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,621
I'm not here
to make friends.
557
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:46,039
Why are you here?
558
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,248
Well, now
that no one's around,
559
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,000
I thought I'd repay you
for this.
560
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,544
I want to have it out
with you once and for all.
561
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,254
Forget it, kid,
I'm a lot bigger than you.
562
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,923
Yeah, well, I'll cut you
down to my size.
563
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,925
Look, this is stupid.
I don't want to fight you.
564
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,218
Well, it's not gonna be
a fight,
565
00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,260
it's gonna be a massacre.
566
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,096
I'm going to beat
your head in.
567
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,931
Come on.
568
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,104
My god.
569
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,897
Where did you get
this picture?
570
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,566
I've had it all my life.
571
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,818
Is that you?
572
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,445
Yeah, what's it to you?
573
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,949
I'll show you what it is
to me.
574
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,784
It's me, too.
575
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,123
You're
Gregory Steven Leonard.
576
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:32,836
You were born
August 18, 1958.
577
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,754
It's me, Jimmy.
578
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,589
Your brother.
579
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,137
You're not my brother.
580
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,638
Of course
I'm your brother.
581
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:45,390
Look at the picture.
How can you say that?
582
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,307
I can say that
583
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,350
because I don't want you
to be my brother.
584
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,810
What?
-You know,
585
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,603
i prayed all my life some day
I'd find you again.
586
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,232
I should've also prayed
you'd be worth finding.
587
00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,446
Get out of my cabin.
588
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,796
♪♪
589
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,138
Abby, I'm beginning
to feel like a yo-yo.
590
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,347
Well, it's time to play
591
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,517
some more adult games
now, Neil.
592
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,352
Kiss me.
593
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,109
[ Laughing ]
594
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,990
No, not again.
595
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,325
Where you going?
596
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,702
To throw this magazine
in the ocean.
597
00:29:58,087 --> 00:29:59,881
Welcome to magnificent
acapulco,
598
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,049
ladies and gentlemen.
599
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,092
Parachuting, snorkeling,
sailing,
600
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,594
or just lazing on the beach.
601
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:07,180
Take your pick, they're
all yours for the asking.
602
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:08,973
Enjoy your day.
603
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,259
Wish that judge
would get here already.
604
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,718
Oh, me too.
I feel like I'm the one
605
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,595
taking the exam,
not April.
606
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,597
How you doing, April?
607
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,225
Fine.
608
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,434
Fine.
609
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,311
You're not nervous,
are you?
610
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,480
Nope.
611
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,940
Nope.
612
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,775
The tranquilizer
I gave her must be working.
613
00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,193
[ Knock on door ]
614
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,361
-I'll get it.
-I'll get it.
615
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:06,948
Oh, judge Kramer.
616
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,616
How nice of you to come.
Thank you.
617
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,909
We really appreciate it,
618
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:13,246
particularly after
what happened last night.
619
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:17,625
I can certainly understand
why Ms. Lopez was so anxious.
620
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,461
I remember when I had
to take my bar exam.
621
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,671
Oh, she's gonna
do a lot better today.
622
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,298
She's really eager
and excited.
623
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,466
Aren't you, April?
624
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,302
April?
625
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,432
She doesn't look very eager
and excited to me.
626
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,478
April, wake up.
627
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,814
April?
628
00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:43,151
It must be
the tranquilizer.
629
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:44,861
Am I an American yet?
630
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:16,851
Man, it's hard to believe
631
00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,228
Jimmy turning out
to be your long-lost brother.
632
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:23,024
Yeah,
I wish he'd stayed lost.
633
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,692
I'm surprised
the adoption service
634
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,528
let the cowens
split up brothers.
635
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,530
The cowens
didn't split us up,
636
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,991
I did.
637
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,911
I ran away from the orphanage
before Jimmy got adopted.
638
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,704
But why?
639
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,707
Isaac,
when most people adopt kids,
640
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,584
they're only interested
in the cute, little ones,
641
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:42,835
like Jimmy.
642
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,671
He was only 3 then.
643
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,005
But when any would-be parents
discover
644
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,715
there's an older brother
included in the package,
645
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,217
they always backed out.
646
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,095
I wanted Jimmy to have a shot
at a good home,
647
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,389
i knew that just wasn't gonna
happen with me around.
648
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,723
Can I ask you
a personal question?
649
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,849
Sure.
650
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,518
Do you remember
how you felt the day
651
00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:00,019
you ran away
from the orphanage?
652
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,563
Yeah, I remember.
653
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:07,694
I was scared, lonely,
and I missed Jimmy.
654
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,531
Greg, you ran away
because you loved your brother.
655
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:15,702
If you can remember that love
now, don't run away again.
656
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:19,038
I don't know, Isaac.
It just isn't the same.
657
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,677
-Thank you.
-You bet.
658
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:42,145
-Oh, thank you.
-Thanks.
659
00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:45,356
Well, tish, tonight's the night.
Wish me luck.
660
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,151
Oh, I do, but you have
to make your own luck, Abby.
661
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:50,945
I know, and I intend to.
662
00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:52,447
I'm going to go
through with this tonight
663
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,490
if I have to giggle
to the bitter end.
664
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,121
Mad at me?
665
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,123
Not really,
666
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,250
but if I had to depend on you
for my love life,
667
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,419
I might as well
join a monastery.
668
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:07,670
I know it looks
as if I've been
669
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,589
leading you on.
-I'll live.
670
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:12,049
What difference could
one shipboard romance make?
671
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,135
More than you'll ever know.
672
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,971
I guess you're right,
it could make a difference.
673
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,139
Dance?
674
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,974
All right.
675
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,353
Frankly, the single scene
is beginning to bore me.
676
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,314
Really? Why?
677
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,316
I guess I'm changing.
678
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,110
Getting tired of the fast flow
and right to bed.
679
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,447
I have a little trouble
dealing with that myself.
680
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,949
My friends think I'm either
getting old or going crazy.
681
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,452
My dad always said
the most important thing
682
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,662
was to do
what you felt was right,
683
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,166
even if the whole world
thinks you're crazy.
684
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:50,046
And for what it's worth,
I think you're pretty terrific.
685
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,673
I'd love to kiss you
right now,
686
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,301
but I'm not
in a laughing mood.
687
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,512
Neither am I.
688
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,388
Maybe we should
give it a shot.
689
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,523
I think we could be
on to something.
690
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,942
Sure, in a public place,
691
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:13,528
but what happens
when I get you alone?
692
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,987
There's only one way
to find out.
693
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,539
♪♪
694
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,002
April,
I wish there was some way
695
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:33,464
we could talk you into
coming back to america with us.
696
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,549
What can be said?
697
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,509
The handwriting was on the boat.
698
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,594
-On the wall.
-It was there, too?
699
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,180
April, if your mind is made up,
we can't stop you,
700
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,682
but, uh,
701
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:46,352
we'd love it if you would sing
again before you leave.
702
00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,604
Of course I do.
703
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,524
Thank you,
and it means a lot to all of us.
704
00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:55,278
Listen, if I cannot be mean
to you, who can I be mean to?
705
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:56,904
Oh, that's great.
706
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,948
Thanks, April.
We'll see you in the lounge.
707
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:02,910
-Thanks very much.
-Bye-bye.
708
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,415
Adios.
709
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,041
You know what's funny?
710
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,751
April can stand up
in front of hundreds of people
711
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,962
and sing and dance
and play the guitar,
712
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,882
but she can't stand up
in front of one judge and answer
713
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,758
a few simple questions
about america.
714
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,760
-Captain, that's brilliant.
-It is?
715
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,429
Yes, and you're a genius.
716
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,973
-I am?
-Yes!
717
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,817
Jimmy, darling?
718
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,444
I've been
looking all over for you.
719
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,945
We were worried, son.
720
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:41,949
That's not like you
to be so, well, moody.
721
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,410
Mom, dad,
what would you say
722
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:49,457
if I told you...
I found my brother?
723
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,208
Jimmy, have you really?
724
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,628
I can't believe it,
after all these years of trying.
725
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,588
Did you find him
on the ship?
726
00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:58,466
Gregory,
the ship's bartender.
727
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,636
The one that served us
at dinner last night?
728
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,096
Are you sure?
-Positive.
729
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,641
He has the same picture
I have in my wallet.
730
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:09,060
Oh, Jimmy,
I'm so happy for both of you.
731
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:12,813
Don't be.
He hates me.
732
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,482
He doesn't want to have anything
to do with me.
733
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,984
Jimmy,
how could anybody hate you?
734
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,362
He just needs time
to adjust to the shock.
735
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,073
Yeah, lots of time.
736
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:24,575
Like,
the rest of our lives.
737
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,285
Is there anything
we can do, son?
738
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,453
No, dad.
739
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,038
You and mom
have been great to me.
740
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,540
You've given me everything
I ever wanted.
741
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:35,002
The only thing I had to go
without was a brother,
742
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,547
and now it looks like
that's not gonna change.
743
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,591
Unless you change it, Jimmy.
744
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,517
♪♪
745
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:56,732
Neil?
746
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,526
Yeah?
747
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,696
I can do it,
I know I can.
748
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,323
Fantastic.
What are we waiting for?
749
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,034
Well, now that --
now that I know I can,
750
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,619
I don't think I will.
751
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:14,542
Tell me you didn't say
what I just heard you say.
752
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,378
I think it's about time
you knew something about me.
753
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,506
Abby, believe me, nothing
about you could change the way
754
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:22,049
that I feel about you
right now.
755
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,592
I'm a virgin.
756
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,931
Except maybe that.
757
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,935
No wonder.
758
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,603
Why didn't you tell
me before this?
759
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:35,521
Well, I was embarrassed.
760
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,189
I felt like a freak,
761
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,025
but all the time
that we were kissing,
762
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,986
i -- I kept thinking
about having the courage
763
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,113
to do what I know is right
for me
764
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:47,450
even if the whole world
thinks I'm crazy.
765
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,952
I want you
to know I understand.
766
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,371
I'm not happy about it,
but I understand.
767
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,874
Well,
I'm glad that you do,
768
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:57,960
but tisha will tease me
for not going through with this.
769
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,254
I tell you what,
to save your reputation,
770
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:03,424
I'll tell tisha that we made
mad and passionate love.
771
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:07,261
Oh, Neil,
thanks but no thanks.
772
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,389
I think that I'll just
tell tisha I feel it's all right
773
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,850
to be the way I am.
774
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:15,603
And I think the giggles
were nature's way of stopping me
775
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,564
from doing something
that I really didn't want to do.
776
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,275
I'm just not ready yet.
777
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:22,818
Okay.
778
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:28,407
But how about
a ballpark figure?
779
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:32,328
Will you be ready
in an hour?
780
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,413
Two weeks?
781
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:35,498
Seven years?
782
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,667
Why do you want to know?
783
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,127
Because I intend to wait.
784
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:06,278
[ Intro plays ]
785
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,832
Thank you.
786
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,333
Ladies and gentlemen,
787
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,168
tonight we have a very special
treat for you.
788
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,505
A great friend of mine
and a superb entertainer,
789
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,298
Ms. April Lopez.
790
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:40,187
[ Spanish guitar plays ]
791
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:49,196
♪ I know something about love ♪
792
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,823
♪ you've got to want it bad ♪
793
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,534
♪ if that guy's got
into your blood ♪
794
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,703
♪ go out and get him ♪
795
00:40:55,786 --> 00:41:00,207
♪ if you want him to be
the very part of you ♪
796
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,877
♪ that makes you want
to breathe ♪
797
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,879
♪ here's the thing to do ♪
798
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,381
♪ tell him that
you're never gonna leave him ♪
799
00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:09,592
♪ tell him that you're always
gonna love him ♪
800
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:14,096
♪ tell him, tell him,
tell him, tell him right now ♪
801
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,225
♪ I know something about love ♪
802
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,728
♪ you got to show him
and make him ♪
803
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:24,607
♪ see that moon up above,
go out and get it ♪
804
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:29,862
♪ and if you want him to
make your heart sing out ♪
805
00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:33,908
♪ if you want him to
always think of you ♪
806
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,368
♪ tell him that you're
never gonna leave him ♪
807
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,787
♪ tell him that you're always
gonna love him ♪
808
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:42,249
♪ tell him, tell him,
tell him, tell him right now ♪
809
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,251
Wow!
810
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,378
♪ Tell him that you're never
gonna leave him ♪
811
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,881
♪ tell him that you're always
gonna love him ♪
812
00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:50,591
♪ tell him, tell him,
tell him ♪
813
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:51,967
♪ tell him right now ♪
814
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,385
One more time!
815
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,138
♪ Tell him that you're never
gonna leave him ♪
816
00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,432
♪ tell him that you're always
gonna love him ♪
817
00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:00,809
♪ tell him, tell him ♪
818
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,311
[ Speaking Spanish ]
819
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:03,979
Now!
820
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,912
Mi guitarra, por favor.
Gracias.
821
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:23,082
Judge, you're on.
822
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,293
Ms. Lopez?
823
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,628
Yes?
824
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,505
Tell me, Ms. Lopez,
825
00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:32,967
how many members are there
in the house of representatives?
826
00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:43,811
♪ For me,
cuatrocientos treinta y cinco ♪
827
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:48,190
♪ for you, 435 ♪
828
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,822
That is correct.
829
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,157
Next, would you answer this?
830
00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:00,119
Who wrote the declaration
of independence?
831
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:09,169
♪ It was
Thomas Jefferson ♪
832
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:13,340
Correct.
833
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:18,012
And now, tell us,
what is the bill of rights?
834
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,306
The bill of right
835
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:23,642
is the first 10 amendments
to the constitution.
836
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:28,689
They include freedom of speech,
freedom of religion,
837
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,316
freedom of the press,
838
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,526
and the right to the --
839
00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:35,321
come se dice
short sleeves?
840
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,825
Short sleeves?
841
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:42,703
Bear arms!
842
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:46,623
[ Laughs ]
Close enough.
843
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:50,252
Ms. Lopez should have no trouble
passing her citizenship test.
844
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,837
Ah!
845
00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,554
♪ I'm a yankee doodle dandy ♪
846
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:03,891
♪ yankee doodle, do or die ♪
847
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,061
♪ a real live nephew
of my uncle Sam ♪
848
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:10,439
♪ born on the 4th of July ♪
849
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,358
♪ yankee doodle went to London ♪
850
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:14,234
♪ just to ride the ponies ♪
851
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:17,112
♪ I am a yankee doodle boy ♪
852
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:19,490
A boy?
Oh, boy!
853
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,921
We're now leaving acapulco,
ladies and gentlemen.
854
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,839
I hope you've enjoyed
your evening
855
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,633
as much as I've enjoyed mine.
856
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,562
Hi.
857
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,607
I've been looking
all over for you.
858
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:56,860
Uh, I brought you this.
859
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:00,072
What is it?
860
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,116
Open it up.
You'll see.
861
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,662
This is
your gymnastics metal.
862
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:13,627
It means a lot to me,
but I wanted you to have it.
863
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,296
I don't understand.
864
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,214
Growing up alone,
865
00:45:17,297 --> 00:45:19,925
i never had to share
anything with anybody.
866
00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:21,301
Now that I have a brother,
867
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:22,678
I thought it'd be a good time
to start.
868
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:25,806
It's a little late for that,
isn't it?
869
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,766
It's never too late
to start.
870
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,309
I don't know, Jimmy.
871
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,103
I don't know
if this can work between us.
872
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,980
Gregory, I -- I know
that I'm not the image
873
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,523
of the brother you wanted,
874
00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:38,485
but you got to decide
what you want,
875
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,155
the image or the brother.
876
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,825
I've already made up
my mind.
877
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,914
And I've made up mine...
Brother.
878
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:03,677
I guess
I disappointed you,
879
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,680
but I decided not to join
the sexual revolution.
880
00:46:06,763 --> 00:46:08,015
Abby,
the sexual revolution
881
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,683
didn't mean everybody
had to have sex.
882
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:13,312
It just meant
we all had a choice.
883
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:15,355
And I like my choice
very much.
884
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:19,693
For a guy
who doesn't pursue women,
885
00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:22,070
you seem to be doing
very well.
886
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,239
Funny how when you
stop chasing after women,
887
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,909
you seem to find exactly what
you were looking for all along,
888
00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:28,327
even if you still have to wait.
889
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:30,245
Oh, believe me,
it'll be worth it.
890
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:35,584
Frankly, I kind of
enjoy the chase myself.
891
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:36,835
Well, to each her own.
892
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,629
I couldn't have
said it better.
893
00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:42,508
Well, lots of luck
to you, Greg.
894
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,009
I'm just sorry
you're leaving us.
895
00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:45,677
Oh, thank you, Isaac.
896
00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,054
Jimmy and I have a lot
of catching up to do.
897
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847
We lost a lot
of good years.
898
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,849
Yeah, but think of all the years
we have to look forward to.
899
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,726
Well,
the pacific Princess' loss
900
00:46:52,809 --> 00:46:54,686
is our gain.
-Thank you.
901
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,730
You sure you won't mind
me staying with you for a while?
902
00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:58,899
For as long
as you'd like, Gregory.
903
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,068
In our house, there's always
room for one more.
904
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,238
Great.
I'll be packed in 15 minutes!
905
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:05,072
So long.
-Goodbye.
906
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,909
Bye-bye.
907
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,703
Goodbye, judge Kramer,
and thank you.
908
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,914
I can pass
the citizen test now
909
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:18,043
because you gave me
so much self-compliment.
910
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:22,047
Well, you were a big hit
last night in the lounge.
911
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,424
If you ever want to get an act
together,
912
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:27,928
I'm available.
Bye-bye.
913
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:29,221
-Goodbye.
-Bye.
914
00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:30,430
Goodbye, judge.
Thank you.
915
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,432
April,
we're all very proud of you.
916
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,726
Yeah, you proved you
could pass the exam.
917
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,771
Well, I could not do it
without my friends, okay?
918
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,439
Muchas gracias.
Thank you.
919
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,941
Gopher!
920
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:43,485
Hey, aren't I
your friend, too?
921
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:46,280
Of course you are.
Ah!
922
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,781
April, when it's time
for your swearing in,
923
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,032
we're all gonna go
down to the courthouse
924
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,450
with you
and be your witnesses.
925
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,494
And we'll bring along
your guitar just in case.
926
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:55,664
Listen, with all of you there,
how can I miss?
927
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,457
Just do what you did
last night.
928
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,667
You mean this?
929
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,961
Cuchi, cuchi, cuchi!
-Yeah.
930
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,254
Well, if that doesn't keep you
in this country,
931
00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,463
nothing will.
932
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:04,756
Ah!
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