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God, help me this time
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I'm really trying to try
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I just feel like I'm waitin' for nothin'
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I float on a lie
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My heart's been pounding all day
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Like I've been running away
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Mm-hmm
I know this evening
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You'll be sleeping where I want to be
Mom?
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Maybe I'll just run away
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Susie never showed up.
I did a double.
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I'm so tired.
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- Ahh.
- Finished.
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- You did? Oh!>
- Mm-hmm.
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That's great.
Very well done.
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So? You find out
about it today?
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Just the rankings. Don't find out about
the scholarship till after finals.
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- How about the grant?
- Declined.
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Same as the loans.
Dad uses me as a deduction.
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- Bastard.
- Yeah, but I still have a good shot at valedictorian.
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- I mean, I could still get the scholarship.
- And you will.
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I've got complete faith in you.
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Well, I gotta go. if I just
get through this week, I'll be fine.
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- Come here.
- I have to go.
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I need a hug.
I need one. Come on.
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Oh.
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You're going to get to college.
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I mean, look at this.
This is brilliant.
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My little girl the writer.
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You're gonna make it.
You're gonna get out of here.
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- I just know it.
- You didn't do so bad.
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Yeah.
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But you're gonna go
all the way.
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So, you really think
this is an "A"?
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You're the
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Oh.
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That teacher of yours
isn't gonna know what hit her.
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One thousand faces...
Hey.
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All look the same
They're all so boring mild and tame
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Contaminate him
Knock off his glasses
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Teach him to tamper
with the cloning
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Process
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Pardon me, sir
Can I ask you a favor
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Coach!
Hey, Coach!
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Wake up, will you?
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That Trudie Tucker has
no business driving a Mercedes.
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Listen, I need your senior prophecy for
the last issue. The deadline's tomorrow.
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I don't know what to say.
I hate that senior shit.
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- just think of where you'll be in 20 years.
- You're the writer, do it for me.
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Okay, uh, how about, "Miss Jo Lynn
Jordan, famous film star, last seen..."
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- In rehab popping Percodan, divorced from gay husband.
- Perfect.
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- What does yours say?
- I haven't done mine yet.
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Allow me.
Leigh Ann Watson, famous journalist
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wins the Pulitzer Prize for her personal
yet searing account...
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of being
a 38-year-old virgin.
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- Watch it.
- Simple reminder.
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Take my tongue
It's cocked and loaded
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Go, man, go!
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Hiya, Trudie.
What you got there?
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It's the Bastille. As in
"the storming of the Bastille,"
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as in the French Revolution.
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- Mmm, it's cute.
- I think we can do better than "cute."
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Don't you think so, Leigh Ann?
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Good job.
Very well clone.
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Good morning.
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The board has dubbed you
special student
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Sit at home and
sweat in silence
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We don't tolerate defiance here
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- Oh, my God, there he is. Oh, he is such a...
- Canker.
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With a wrought-iron ass!
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- Dare me.
- What?
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Just say it.
Dare me.
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- Okay, I dare you.
- Thank you!
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- Oops! Jeez.
- Whoa!
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- Sorry about that.
- Hey, Jo Lynn, it's okay.
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No, really, I should not be
in public with my feet. I-I'm sorry.
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- Hey, Leigh Ann, how's it going?
- She's good
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I'm the one who's
kind of out of it.
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- Oh, yeah? What's wrong?
- I just think a little bit of pity is in order,
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since I have had this stirring
and passionate secret love for you...
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since actually
the third grade, and, um...
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- But I feel much better now. Thanks.
- Yeah.
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- I cannot believe you just did that.
- I can't either. Oh, my God!
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You've gotta chill on the hair products.
The fumes are going straight up your nose.
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It was this little voice inside of me
that just said, "Do it!"
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That's why it's a little voice, Jo Lynn.
You're not supposed to listen to it.
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No, Leigh Ann.
You've gotta listen.
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I don't want you, I don't know you
And I don't want to
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Yeah
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There she is.
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Excuse me.
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Get out of the way!
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Hey, man.
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- Uh... Good day, Coach.
- Mr. Potter?
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- May I have a moment?
- Morning, Mrs. Tingle. How are you?
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- Fine, thank you.
- Mrs. Tingle.
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- Will you excuse us, Coach Wenchell?
- Of course.
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How can I help you
this morning, Mrs. Tingle?
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Summer school starts in three weeks.
Did you receive my request...
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regarding those necessary
research materials?
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Yes, I wanted to talk
to you about that.
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It appears to be a matter of budget
I was thinking...
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No, no, don't do that, Mr. Potter.
We so prefer...
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that whistling wind effect
you have on us.
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Now, I requested those materials
some time ago.
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- We don't have the money.
- Mr. Potter,
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I'm sure if you take another look
at that nasty budget...
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ingenuity will abound.
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So, thank you in advance.
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Oh, by the way, happy birthday.
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It's not my birthday, Mrs. Tingle.
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No, not your natal birthday.
The A.A. one.
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You've been sober...
How long is it now?
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- Four years.
- There. I knew it was this week.
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Me and dates. You know, that's
the curse of being a history teacher.
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Well, congratulations.
That's quite an accomplishment.
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Just think, not one sip of alcohol
in over four years.
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That's almost...
unbelievable.
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- Are you okay, Mr. Potter?
- Yes, I'm fine. just a little tired.
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Oh.
Late night?
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I loved President Kennedy,
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but despite
my feelings for Jack,
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he was, after all,
a married man,
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so our affair remained secret.
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But it endured.
And it wasn't just about sex.
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We helped each other.
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John often turned to me
for advice.
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I encouraged him
to pull out of Berlin,
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advised him
on the Cuban missile crisis,
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and even encouraged him to sign
that silly old nuclear peace treaty.
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So, in conclusion, I ask you...
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to ask not what your mistress
can do for you,
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but what your mistress
can do for your country.
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Thank you, Miss Jordan, for that
nauseating distortion of American History.
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I was merely trying
to point out...
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that our political leaders' indiscretions
have had a major impact on history.
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And you chose to do it without
one shred of factual evidence,
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leaving your project's merit to be judged
solely on a rather tepid impersonation,
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completely out of your very
limited range as an actress.
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Now, take your seat.
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Mr. Berry?
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I, uh... I-I've been thinking about
getting into law enforcement...
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after graduation, so I
thought for my project...
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I'd create a medieval crossbow.
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It's not loaded.
This was a very popular means...
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of protection
during the early...
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during the early 15th century.
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Um...
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By placing a bolt
in the chamber,
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um, the bowing of the wood
creates a pressure,
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Cool.
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- I...
- Don't tease us, Mr. Barry.
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When you shoot, make it count.
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It wasn't...
I mean, I didn't think that...
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No, because that would require a
cerebrum and a few other missing parts.
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What you did was bring
a weapon to school.
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What you did is punishable
in a court of law.
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Now, sit down
before I have you arrested.
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Mr. Churner,
dare I even ask?
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Plymouth Rock.
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Your work, Mr. Churner, is
very reminiscent of a young man...
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who sat in that same chair
some 20 years ago.
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He too had the words "no future"
printed on his forehead.
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Give your father my best.
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Miss Watson?
Dazzle us, will you?
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Well, I've created
a 17th-century journal.
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One year in the life
of an accused Salem witch.
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Documenting actual events,
it contains 365 entries,
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all written with quill and ink, bound by
leather and twine and aged for authenticity.
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It chronicles a young girl's
false imprisonment and unfair trial.
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It took about six months...
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October 1 No, 1692.
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"Another girl was burned
at the stake today.
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"I fear William Griggs
will point to me next.
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"I fear my future will be
nothing more than smoldering ashes.
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"if this be true,
I pray the wind...
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"will carry my ashes
far from Gallows Hill...
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"to a place that allows me
to sing and dance...
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in the open air."
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Oh, how very moving.
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I tried not to get
too carried away with the prose.
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It's completely factual.
She was ultimately burned at the stake.
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It's documented.
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Always a victim.
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Aren't we, Miss Watson?
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Well, there are similarities between
society today and 17th-century Salem.
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I guess that would be
the irony of it all.
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I'm well aware of what
irony is, Miss Watson.
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You, however, should
consult your dictionary.
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Of course, I wasn't
suggesting that it was...
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Irony is the opposite of what is
or might be expected.
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For example, if Miss Watson...
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was expecting an "A"
on her history project,
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she might find the actual
result to be... rather ironic.
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I pray your Salem witch...
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escaped such
literary infractions.
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Please, sit down.
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Miss Tucker?
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You're number two.
By one point.
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- Oh.
- Pity.
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I know how much you were counting
on being valedictorian.
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I'm really sorry, Leigh Ann.
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- And I take it you're number one?
- Only by a smidge.
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But who knows? Maybe you'll get an "A"
on that history project...
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and just
turn everything around.
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Congratulations, Trudie.
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Do you mean that?
Thank you.
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That is so sweet.
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That's what's always impressed me most...
you are so sweet.
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And real.
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I know things haven't been easy for you,
and I love the way...
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you're always able
to rise above.
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- Thank you.
- I's so very evolved of you.
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Sorry about that scholarship.
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I hope you weren't
counting on it. Oh, well.
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Have a nice day.
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I heard that.
You can still get that scholarship.
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- How?
- You've got one week to take her down.
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You're only behind by a point.
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Study hard, and you
can beat her easily.
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You don't understand, Miss Gold.
History cost me big time.
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Mrs. Tingle hates me
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Miss Tingle's a bitch.
She hates everyone.
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She even hates me.
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You can do this,
I know you can.
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- I believe in you.
- There's one week left, and Trudie Tucker has built this...
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Leigh Ann.
Trudie Tucker...
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is a palefaced Harvard trust fund twit
whose good grades...
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are a result
of good ass-kissing.
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She doesn't need the scholarship.
You do.
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As Guidance Counselor, you've been
my pride and joy for four years.
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You deserve it. You just gotta
believe in yourself, honey, that's all.
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Thank you, Miss Gold.
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I can't believe
I'm doing extra credit.
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You need it. You have one week to bump
Bitch Trudie from the throne.
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You know, I don't really
have to be a writer. I mean...
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- I could do something a little more practical.
- Forget that.
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You are going to be valedictorian.
You're going to get your scholarship.
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You're going to go to college,
and you're going to pursue your dreams,
239
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,224
and I am going to see to it.
240
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,963
My last piece of business
before I freak to Hollywood.
241
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,170
- I'm gonna miss you.
- All right, come here, cheese ball,
242
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,472
and don't make me cry.
243
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,913
- You know I'm easy.
- Can we make this a three-way? What do you say?
244
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,520
Now, what are you two
lovely ladies doing...
245
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,216
on this hard, wooden floor?
246
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,453
Seating arrangements for graduations.
You are going to graduate, aren't you?
247
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,525
- Celebration's already begun.
- Get serious.
248
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,933
- Be cool. That's a no-no.
- You want a beer? I have more.
249
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,972
- What are you trying to do, get us expelled?
- I'll have one.
250
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,372
- Jo Lynn!
- Okay!
251
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,808
Now, why is it we never dated?
252
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,574
We did, almost, once.
253
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,048
We were this close to hooking up
at Mandy Kate's birthday party.
254
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,313
Sophomore year, when I was
still an A-cup with braces.
255
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,583
- It was kind of a disaster.
- That was you?
256
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,455
I thought that was
somebody else.
257
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,790
And why is it we never dated?
258
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,559
Could you cut the alcohol? You are so typical.
Some of us would like to graduate.
259
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,828
And some of us
could help you do that.
260
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,667
- What is this?
- Oh, just Tingle's final exam.
261
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,298
- Where did you get that?
- You're not the only brain around here.
262
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,502
We could get
in serious trouble.
263
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,671
I made a copy of the original.
She'll never even know.
264
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,046
- You sure it's authentic?
- Mm-hmm.
265
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,586
Tempting, isn't it? Sort of
brings up all those moral questions.
266
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:35,490
- Slither away. Let's go.
- Don't be so hasty, Leigh Ann.
267
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,325
You just think about it.
I'll leave it right there.
268
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:43,424
- What are you doing? You are such a loser!
- Oh, really?
269
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:47,437
I think the race is stiff on
for that title, Miss Watson.
270
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,703
- We were just, um...
- Doing seating arrangements for graduation.
271
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,540
- Extra credit.
- Extra credit.
272
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,547
Has it come to that?
273
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,208
- Actually, we were just finishing up, right, Leigh Ann?
- Right.
274
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,650
Take it easy, Miss Tingle.
275
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,121
Well, well, well.
276
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:17,459
Final exams aren't
until next week, Miss Watson.
277
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,369
- Look, Mrs. Tingle, it is not what you think.
- Save it for Mr. Potter, dear.
278
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,634
- Mrs. Tingle-
- Just let us explain, Mrs. Tingle.
279
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,769
The smartest girl in school
caught cheating.
280
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,815
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
The irony of it all.
281
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,415
- Shit! What's she gonna do?
- She went to go turn us in.
282
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,137
Excuse me, Miss Banks.
283
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,507
Good afternoon, Mrs. Tingle.
What can I do for you?
284
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,809
I'm here to see
Mr. Potter.
285
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,611
Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Potter isn't in.
286
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,118
Is there something I can help you with?
Yes.
287
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,656
You can tell him his dereliction
of duty does not go unnoticed,
288
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,420
and it is urgent that I speak
with him first thing in the morning.
289
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,487
- Understand?
- Certainly, Mrs. Tingle.
290
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,106
Skank.
291
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,312
- Leigh!
- Hey, what's up?
292
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,814
- Basically, we're screwed.
- What happened? What'd she say to Potter?
293
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,942
No, he's gone for the night.
She won't do it until the morning.
294
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,179
- Good. That gives us time.
- For what?
295
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:48,385
- Counteract. Solution mode.
- It's her word against ours. We're dead.
296
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,393
Wait, I know.
297
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,431
Luke and I will go to Tingle and just
explain that you weren't involved.
298
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,831
- Yeah, I'll tell the bitch the truth.
- She won't believe you.
299
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,529
Yes, she will. She'll have to.
We'll just give her the facts.
300
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,334
No. It won't work.
Look, face it.
301
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,705
We're going to be expelled.
No graduation, no nothing!
302
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,540
We'll just go to Tingle, okay?
It's worth a shot.
303
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,375
This is such a bad idea.
304
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,318
We don't exactly have a lot
of choices here, Leigh Ann, okay?
305
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,914
- Don't be so pessimistic.
- Look at this place. It looks haunted.
306
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:24,393
You can't go to a teacher's
house at night. It's inappropriate.
307
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,431
- This is never gonna work.
- Yes, it will. just follow me.
308
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,402
It's after dinner. She's probably just had
a feeding and feeling a little giving.
309
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,064
- Okay, who's gonna do the talking?
- I'll go.
310
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,006
No, Leigh, let me. The innocent always look
more guilty when defending themselves.
311
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,100
- I'll go.
- What are you gonna say?
312
00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,545
The truth, of course.
313
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,946
Look, I'm gonna get you
to college.
314
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,262
- It's never gonna work.
- What do you suggest, we kerosene the place?
315
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,342
All I'm saying
is Tingle's not stupid.
316
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:16,437
Look, you wanna know why we never dated?
This, right here, shining example.
317
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,745
What?
318
00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:28,157
Sit.
319
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,922
Mrs. Tingle, I...
320
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,092
I -I am so sorry
to bother you at home
321
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,261
but it is urgent
that I speak with you.
322
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,896
You see, there's been
a horrible misunderstanding,
323
00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,906
and I'd just like
the chance to explain.
324
00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:46,807
Um, well...
325
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,470
You see, Leigh Ann
wasn't cheating.
326
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,914
I mean, come on.
We both know she would never do that,
327
00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:54,986
and I'm sure you're
probably wondering...
328
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,714
how the exam got in her bag,
329
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,121
'cause I know that's
what I'd be wondering if I were you,
330
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,593
and, um...
okay, uh...
331
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,630
Look.
332
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,361
It was me.
333
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:15,303
There.
I stole the exam.
334
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,306
Leigh Ann wasn't involved at all.
I mean, if anything,
335
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:22,346
she was just trying to talk me
out of it, because, um...
336
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,882
Well, I guess things just haven't been
going too well for me lately.
337
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,682
My, uh... My mom has been
very, very sick.
338
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,825
Well, we had to take her
to the hospital...
339
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,123
because she got this blood clot
in her leg, and, um,
340
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,925
she's actually in intensive care
right now because the blood clot...
341
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:45,298
went up her leg
and into her kidneys.
342
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:48,895
The doctors say it
could be headed for her heart,
343
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,908
and...
344
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,138
maybe even her brain.
345
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,842
Well, they've been
watering down her blood, but...
346
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,352
things just aren't
looking too good.
347
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,357
Sol stole the exam.
348
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,854
For my mom.
I guess I just thought...
349
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:16,024
that maybe if she could
live to see me graduate,
350
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,102
then maybe just...
351
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,833
just maybe she...
352
00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:27,704
Mrs. Tingle, I'm...
353
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,747
I really am so, so sorry.
354
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,378
You poor dear.
355
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,117
I pray you're a good waitress.
356
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,267
- What happened?
- I cried real tears. I don't get it.
357
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,896
- She's not human. We know that.
- I'm sorry, Leigh Ann. I could try again.
358
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,305
- I'll go.
- No, I'll go
359
00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:01,743
Why don't you just grab a beer?
360
00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,422
Good evening, Mrs. Tingle.
361
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,583
- Is it?
- May I come in?
362
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,388
Go home, Leigh Ann.
363
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,727
Please?
364
00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,495
Sit!
365
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:49,417
Make it quick, Miss Watson.
366
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:52,359
Look, I've never cheated
on anything in my life.
367
00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:55,626
I work really hard for my grades,
Mrs. Tingle, and I am not a cheater.
368
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,395
- You can ask anyone.
- Where are you going?
369
00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,131
Shh. Come on!
370
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,833
Do you have any idea what's
going to happen to me?
371
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:08,106
Grandsboro's finest...
372
00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:10,112
caught cheating.
373
00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:13,616
- It'll be scandalous.
- Look, I am innocent.
374
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,653
Oh.
Oh, how moving.
375
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:20,554
- You know I didn't do ft.
- Even the innocent...
376
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,648
sometimes burn at the stake.
377
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:26,025
Now, take your sniveling self
and get out of my house.
378
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,724
Not so fast.
379
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:34,301
Mr. Churner.
To what do we owe the pleasure?
380
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,304
- Go away.
- Here's the deal.
381
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,397
I stole the exam.
It was my doing and mine alone.
382
00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:43,140
The role of savior does not
suit mediocrity, Mr. Churner.
383
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:45,842
- I suggest you run along
- Fuck you, lady.
384
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:50,478
- Luke!
- Get out of my house now. Both of you.
385
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:53,716
- He didn't mean that, Mrs. Tingle. Apologize.
- It's true. She wasn't cheating.
386
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,724
- This isn't happening.
- I want the three of you...
387
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,193
out of the house immediately
before I call your parents.
388
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,855
- That's not necessary. We'll just go.
- Please, Mrs. Tingle.
389
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,763
- Don't do this to her. She'll lose everything.
- Leave my house now,
390
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,769
or the first call
will be to the police.
391
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:10,739
- Put the phone down!
- Luke!
392
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,867
Luke!
393
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,104
What do you think you're doing?
Put that down.
394
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,238
You're not calling
the shots anymore, Tingle.
395
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,988
- It's time for Tingle to learn a lesson.
- No! Don't be stupid.
396
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,614
- Put it down!
- Not until she agrees to a few things.
397
00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:31,388
And what might those
few things be, Mr. Churner?
398
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,589
You can't keep treating people
the way you do.
399
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,902
No?
400
00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:44,940
Luke!
401
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,944
You lose, Mr. Churner.
402
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,878
Now, get out of my house,
all of you.
403
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,716
No.
404
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,880
- Luke, no!
- Aah!
405
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,652
Leave him alone!
406
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,728
Uh-oh.
407
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,173
- Holy shit.
- Oh, my God.
408
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:22,303
- Did I do that?
- Yeah, Jo, you did that.
409
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,405
- All right, let's get out of here.
- No, we can't just leave.
410
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,575
Yes, we can. We can just go.
They're not gonna know we...
411
00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:29,846
No, we can't!
412
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:38,657
- Is she dead?
- I don't know. She's not moving.
413
00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:42,096
No, no, you're wrong.
She's breathing. She has to be.
414
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,634
Make her breathe.
415
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,640
It grazed her. There's some blood,
but she should be fine.
416
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,807
- She doesn't look fine.
- Oh, my God.
417
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,180
- What do we do?
- Wait, let me think for a second.
418
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,446
- How are we gonna explain this?
- Damn it!
419
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,614
She'll press charges!
Maybe we should just finish her.
420
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:09,716
No, we can't "finish" her!
We have to think this through!
421
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,491
Oh, God.
422
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,396
Should we just leave her there?
423
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,765
That's it.
424
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,805
- You guys all right?
- Yeah.
425
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,931
- I'm dizzy.
- Watch her head!
426
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,135
Shit. Sorry.
427
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,712
- Come on, let's just get her up there.
- Come on, let's go.
428
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:32,180
- How's her head?
- It's minimal. She'll be all right.
429
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,514
Here, take this.
430
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,083
- I found these.
- What are you doing?
431
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,180
Tying her up.
432
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,092
- No, you're not!
- Did you see the way she lunged at me? Come on.
433
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,323
Come on!
434
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:55,568
- What's the plan?
- Well, when she wakes up, we'll reason with her.
435
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,767
- Oh, yeah. We know how that works.
- Do you have a better idea?
436
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,367
- Yeah. Torch the place. Call it a day...
- That had better have been...
437
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,538
an attempt at humor,
because that is not an option.
438
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,106
- This is way out of control.
- So what, we just hang out here all night?
439
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,449
No, I mean... She's out. She probably
won't wake up until the morning.
440
00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:14,252
I gotta go home and check on my mom.
She likes to leave cigarettes burning.
441
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,225
You know, she looks
kinda like that movie, you know,
442
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,626
where the demon chick
upchucks all over everybody.
443
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:22,962
- The Exorcist.
- Yeah.
444
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,798
- Don't screw this up.
- Hey, I'll stay with Luke.
445
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:30,169
I'll, um, tell my parents
I'm at your place.
446
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:34,301
Okay. I 'll be back as soon as I can
and we'll try to think of something.
447
00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:01,836
I'm not a sweet thing, Pa.
448
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:06,069
I blamed it all on Mary
and it wasn't even her fault.
449
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:15,316
I meant to be
hurtful, but it didn't stop my hurting
450
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,436
Oh, honey.
451
00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:38,532
The TV... In the living room.
You don't mind, do you?
452
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:43,102
- No.
- Oh, what happened?
453
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,880
Did Mrs. Tingle
like your project?
454
00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,681
Yeah.
She really liked it.
455
00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:55,657
Are you
at the top of your class?
456
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,626
Yeah.
457
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,529
- Go back to sleep.
- Oh, sweetie.
458
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,728
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
459
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,700
All your dreams
are gonna come true.
460
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:18,243
Both our dreams.
461
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,717
I love you.
462
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:26,984
Now, if you're gonna grow up to be as
pretty as your ma, I think we oughta get...
463
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,136
Untie me.
464
00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:56,671
Oh, please.
I need a doctor.
465
00:33:56,769 --> 00:34:00,239
I am in pain.
466
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:04,185
I'm sorry.
467
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:07,450
- I didn't mean for this to happen.
- I know.
468
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,153
It's all right.
Just untie me, please.
469
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:21,634
It hurts.
470
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,675
Untie me.
471
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:29,678
- I'm not supposed to do that.
- Oh, help me.
472
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,544
Please.
473
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,879
I know it was an accident.
474
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,386
I hit my head hard.
475
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,788
My... My vision is blurry.
476
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,625
Call an ambulance. Hurry.
477
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,721
- Okay.
- No!
478
00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:53,895
Jo Lynn, please untie me.
Please.
479
00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:56,496
Okay.
480
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,132
Now.
481
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,750
Mrs. Tingle, I am so sorry about
all of this. It's just been...
482
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,061
Stop right there, Mrs. Tingle.
483
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,071
So much for talking this out.
484
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,903
Nice performance, Mrs. Tingle.
Very subtle work.
485
00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:34,204
The blurry vision detail.
486
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,677
- Nice.
- Come here.
487
00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,813
Why don't you go home
and get some rest?
488
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,720
- I'd rather stay with you.
- I got it covered.
489
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:52,262
- This was my fault to begin with. Let me handle it.
- I want to be here.
490
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,796
Whoa, hey.
491
00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,928
You know, this is kinda
the wrong time for this.
492
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,200
- Okay.
- Come on, I'll walk you down.
493
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:17,484
How far would I go
494
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:26,523
if I had to forget all I know
495
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:30,259
How long would I ride
496
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:36,533
if I got tired of hiding
497
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,475
How I feel
498
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,808
That's enough peanut butter.
My fingers are raw.
499
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,007
What do you want next, huh?
500
00:36:46,105 --> 00:36:50,349
Some... pickles? What do you
want next? Huh? Sour cream?
501
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,353
Show time!
502
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:55,990
Are you ready?
503
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:58,118
Don't do it, be it.
504
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,958
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
505
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:08,266
Ahh. Leaf in the wind.
506
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,603
Yeah. Ready.
507
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:23,009
- Grandsboro High School.
- Eve Tingle here.
508
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,782
Yes, Mrs. Tingle.
What can I do for you?
509
00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:29,985
I won't be coming in today. I have a
touch of the flu and I've taken to bed.
510
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,528
What is it?
511
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,155
Well, I hope you're
feeling better real soon.
512
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,326
It might be a few days.
513
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,664
I 'll keep you posted
514
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,831
Well, you take as much time as you need.
The important thing is your health.
515
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,705
And don't hesitate to call us
if you need anything.
516
00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:49,369
- Bye now.
- Good-bye.
517
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,408
- Done.
- That woman hasn't been sick in over...
518
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:57,715
- Actually, I don't think she's ever been sick.
- Do you think it's serious?
519
00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,755
Oh, I hope so.
520
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,523
Good morning,
Mrs. Tingle.
521
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,260
I hear you had quite an evening.
Let me get this off.
522
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,269
So, how are you
this morning, Mrs. Tingle?
523
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,106
We need to talk.
We need to discuss what happened...
524
00:38:25,204 --> 00:38:27,184
so we can get
our stories straight.
525
00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,183
Now, we've taken care
of everything.
526
00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:31,481
You're out sick today
due to a touch of the flu,
527
00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,648
and I think you should take
this time to rest up,
528
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,521
let your head heal
and think about what you've done.
529
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,687
Luke, Jo Lynn and I
are fully aware...
530
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:42,732
that our behavior was out of line,
but we're truly sorry,
531
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,597
and we have learned
from our mistake.
532
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:51,638
So, that should be enough for you.
You've done your job.
533
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,869
And we would greatly
appreciate it if we could...
534
00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:57,709
just put this incident
behind us and get on with our lives.
535
00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,716
So, do we have
an understanding?
536
00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,252
Oh, Leigh Ann.
537
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:08,451
You present yourself with
such self-assured tenacity,
538
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,721
but your fear is showing
around the edges.
539
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,255
You can do better.
540
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:19,165
Mrs. Tingle, we're trying.
Work with us.
541
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,370
Okay, time
for plan "B."
542
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:30,607
- And what would that be?
- What's the matter, Mrs. Tingle?
543
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,377
- Are you getting a little scared yourself?
- Scared?
544
00:39:36,008 --> 00:39:38,852
Oh, no, dear.
545
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:42,756
Things are just starting
to get fun.
546
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,902
- So, what's plan "B"?
- Jo, you watch Tingle.
547
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,998
I'm gonna go to school, take care of a few
things, and I'll be back with plan "B."
548
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,373
Now, make sure she eats something
and immediately gag her.
549
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:04,003
- You got it?
- And don't let her mess with your head.
550
00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:08,517
- Don't worry. The sow is mine.
- I'll be back after school.
551
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,344
So, um, Luke, you wanna
hang with me today?
552
00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,823
I should probably hit school, right, Leigh Ann?
We don't want to look obvious.
553
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,392
- Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on.
- Okay.
554
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,300
Misery
555
00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:30,271
is what I feel
when you're not around
556
00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:35,505
[ Bell Rings 1
557
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,719
Okay, class, I'm gonna be
filling in for a couple of days...
558
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,255
while Mrs. Tingle
is out sick.
559
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,358
- Yes, Trudie?
- Will Mrs. Tingle be okay?
560
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,658
Oh, yeah, it's just a bug
that's going around.
561
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,825
Deadly bug, I hope.
562
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,527
Oh, God I'm bored
563
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,805
Bored, bored, bored.
564
00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:13,582
I can't believe
you don't have a TV.
565
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:16,312
I mean, it's like
not having toilet paper.
566
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,954
I could be at home,
watching "Sally Jesse"...
567
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,517
or "Oprah" or "Jerry."
568
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,023
Where else are you gonna see...
569
00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:34,537
" Man Has Sex Change
To Become Lesbian"?
570
00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,902
You think about that
571
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,475
Oh, forget it.
572
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:45,946
Hey, you!
573
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,651
Oh, where'd you come from?
574
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,688
Hey! Hi!
575
00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:55,258
Oh, you're such
a good little boy.
576
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:58,385
What's your name? What's your...
577
00:41:58,483 --> 00:42:02,693
Hey!
578
00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:06,964
All right.
Oh, God, I'm bored.
579
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:41,697
What a lovely day for an exorcism!
580
00:42:56,141 --> 00:43:00,453
The sow is mine! Screw you!
581
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:15,329
Nimi.
Why you do this to me? Nimi.
582
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,338
Why?
583
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:21,070
Take me! Take me!
Take me!
584
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:25,740
Repeat it! Take me!
Take me! Repeat it!
585
00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:30,183
Nimi. Why? Why?
Take me!
586
00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:47,701
You really should get a TV.
587
00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:51,830
Did you come down to get me
588
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:55,207
And take me away
Study hard, Leigh Ann
589
00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:02,547
So many things to tell you
590
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:06,555
Now I don't know what to say
Plan "B"?
591
00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:10,889
Basically, unless we're able to convince a
court of law that we were the victims here
592
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:14,623
we're looking at criminal assault
and conspiracy to cover up a crime.
593
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,960
We were victims. That woman
drove us to drastic measures.
594
00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:19,729
Luke, we shot her with an arrow,
we tied her to her bed,
595
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,929
and we have held her captive
for the last 18 hours.
596
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,439
I think we've bypassed
drastic measures.
597
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,778
I'm sorry, Leigh Ann.
598
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,286
Look, it's not your fault.
599
00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,950
I mean, it is, but
that's irrelevant now.
600
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,487
What if I had a way
to convince her?
601
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,663
Okay, let's see.
602
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,607
Let's get this thing off of you
Ah, there we go.
603
00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,236
Now, no biting.
604
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:08,145
Okay.
Swim, swim, swallow.
605
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,880
- Thank you.
- You know, you could have avoided this whole headache.
606
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,355
We both know Leigh Ann's
not a cheater.
607
00:45:14,446 --> 00:45:17,655
Such a loyal friend.
608
00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,320
Tell me, don't you ever tire...
609
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,991
of playing second banana
to Little Miss Perfection?
610
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:27,127
Hey, I'm nobody's banana.
611
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,330
I have star quality.
612
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:33,273
Then how come Leigh Ann
snagged the leading man?
613
00:45:33,365 --> 00:45:37,677
- What, you mean Luke?
- Mm-hmm.
614
00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:41,774
Look, Leigh Ann
can't stand Luke.
615
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:45,150
- She thinks he's a loser.
- Oh.
616
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,884
Oh, Miss Jordan.
As an actress, you really must learn...
617
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,358
to read between the lines.
618
00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,929
No, no, no.
She would never play me.
619
00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:55,965
I'm her best friend
and she knows I'm into him.
620
00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:59,126
Betrayal hurts, Miss Jordan.
621
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:05,073
I'd prepare that little
heart of yours if I were you.
622
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:12,741
Leigh Ann!
Mr. Churner.
623
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:16,011
- What's her gag doing off?
- How was school?
624
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,678
You're on the wrong side
of glib, Mrs. Tingle.
625
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:22,418
Should I be afraid, Leigh Ann?
626
00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:26,587
Quivering in fear?
Tell me the appropriate reaction.
627
00:46:26,685 --> 00:46:29,097
I'll work on it.
628
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:33,192
- Any thoughts on plan " B"?
- Downstairs.
629
00:46:43,435 --> 00:46:46,006
- What do you think?
- Blackmail?
630
00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:49,608
Dirty pictures. I'll get into bed with
Tingle, and we'll use them to threaten her.
631
00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:53,417
Oh, how scandalous. I love it.
Do you think it'll work?
632
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,457
- Yes.
- No.
633
00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:58,653
- Oh, it is wicked.
- And wrong and immoral, and we...
634
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,924
- So is she.
- Leigh Ann,
635
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,931
you have always done
the right thing,
636
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,366
and the best thing it's
gotten you is number two.
637
00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:10,429
It is time for you to listen to that
little voice inside of your head
638
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:13,099
Listen to it this time,
for all of our sakes.
639
00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:16,202
We're not gonna hurt her. We're just
gonna present her with options.
640
00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,607
This can't be the only way
to get into college.
641
00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,151
Okay, this is what you have to do.
642
00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:26,779
You just need to think of this as if
you're an actress playing a role.
643
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:31,122
If you commit to the part and you
believe that it'll work, it'll work.
644
00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:34,254
Just this once, Leigh.
645
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,629
For your future All of ours.
646
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:42,432
I don't even have a future,
but I know I don't want to go to jail.
647
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,974
Think about your mother.
I mean, this would kill her.
648
00:47:56,508 --> 00:47:59,751
Well, if we're gonna go clown,
we might as well make it count, right?
649
00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:04,418
Okay!
Operation Scandal underway.
650
00:48:04,516 --> 00:48:07,122
Now, we need, uh, a plan.
We need supplies.
651
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,994
We need one naked
high school student.
652
00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:11,999
Sorry, Lukey, but...
camera doesn't lie.
653
00:48:12,090 --> 00:48:14,195
A bottle of wine
and I'll be fine.
654
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,772
All right.
I'll go back and get a camera.
655
00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,966
Luke, you're in charge
of feeding the devil.
656
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,100
And Leigh...
657
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:25,807
senior prophecy...
everything is gonna work out okay.
658
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,281
I promise.
659
00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:30,374
I 'll be back in a couple of hours
with the camera.
660
00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:33,114
All right.
I'll go grab some burgers.
661
00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:45,865
Hey, Alice, are you
662
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:48,369
Completely satisfied,
663
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:54,239
With Wonderland
and all its wonder
664
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,311
'Cause if you're not
you know I've
665
00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:02,247
Heard that they're handing out
666
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:06,550
A money-back guarantee
at the door
667
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,358
Going blind
668
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:14,658
To the pain,
669
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,961
Going deaf
670
00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:20,729
To the sight
671
00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:24,068
Going down
672
00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:26,539
To cry
673
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:33,581
Of the innocent life
674
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,346
I didn't know if you liked
mayo or mustard, so I got it plain.
675
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:43,152
But I have these packets, so...
You want ketchup on your fries?
676
00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:55,698
Mmm.
677
00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:06,942
You're very good at this.
678
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,109
I suspect you've had practice.
679
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:11,208
Huh?
680
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,516
Tell me, do you clean up
after your drunken father.
681
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,522
When he passes out each night?
682
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:19,993
You go straight
for the jugular every time, don't you?
683
00:50:22,219 --> 00:50:24,699
May I have some wine?
684
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:38,910
Hmm.
Cabernet.
685
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:44,144
Rich and full-bodied.
686
00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:47,745
Rather bold selection, Luke.
687
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:52,484
That's the first time you've ever
called me by my first name.
688
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,121
- What happened to "Mr. Churner"?
- You should keep in mind, Luke,
689
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:59,861
that when this becomes a police report,
you have the least to lose.
690
00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,164
Don't worry about me.
I don't care what happens.
691
00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:05,468
Oh. Of course.
692
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,772
Your concern begins
and ends with Leigh Ann.
693
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:15,446
Don't worry, Luke.
She's attracted to you. I can tell.
694
00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:18,076
No, Leigh Ann's
pretty repulsed by me.
695
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:20,621
Oh, come on, Luke.
696
00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:23,385
You've gotten one or two cheerleaders
drunk in your time.
697
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:26,928
You know a thing or two
about women.
698
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,631
Cleopatra rebuked Anthony...
699
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:34,134
simply because she desired him.
700
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,637
Nah, it's different.
701
00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:38,968
Leigh Ann and I
had our moment, and it passed.
702
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:42,075
Tell me about it.
703
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:48,248
Back in the tenth grade,
there was this... party...
704
00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:51,218
where Leigh Ann and I
kind of hooked up once.
705
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:53,515
The keyword
being "once."
706
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:57,716
I blew it.
707
00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:02,093
She was uncomfortable at the party.
Little social dysfunction...
708
00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:05,030
as a result of studying
way too much.
709
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,432
She was hiding out
in the bathroom.
710
00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:11,564
I kept her company and we kind of...
had our own little party, you know?
711
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:14,165
Sounds incredibly Zhivago.
712
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:18,910
Yeah, but...
713
00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:21,609
the next day, she acted
like I was diseased.
714
00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:27,254
I guess the guilt set in.
I never had another chance.
715
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:30,223
It was over before it began.
716
00:52:32,716 --> 00:52:35,356
Guess I wasn't part
of her master plan.
717
00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:37,865
She's been kinda
wild on me ever since.
718
00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:40,196
She done yet?
Jo Lynn's back.
719
00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:43,761
Enter Ophelia.
720
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,638
Um, yeah, pretty much.
721
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,746
Places, everyone.
The plot is about to thicken.
722
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,113
I, uh, opted
for the disposable.
723
00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:58,415
Now, I thought I'd keep this blocking
fairly simple. Mrs. Tingle,
724
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,251
thought I'd keep you right
where you are, straps and all.
725
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,621
Going for a whole
bondage theme.
726
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,252
And, um, Luke,
my man... drop 'em.
727
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:12,794
- Look. Are you sure you want to go through with this?
- Yeah.
728
00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,029
What was that?
729
00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:23,244
Shit.
730
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,871
- Who is it?
- Coach Wenchell.
- What's he doing here?
731
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,246
- Quick, gag her.
- Give it up, Leigh Ann. It's over.
732
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:30,285
- Mrs. Tingle, shut up.
- The coach is gonna come...
733
00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:41,087
- Are the doors locked?
- Yeah.
734
00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:54,900
What do we do now?
735
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,479
Nothing. He's going away.
736
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,091
Well, that was close.
737
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,195
Shit.
738
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,208
Shh!
739
00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:38,614
Eve?
740
00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:54,495
Hello.
741
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,465
Eve?
742
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:06,406
Hello?
743
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,759
Oh. my God!
744
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,597
Shh!
745
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:33,906
Stop! Don't come any closer.
746
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:38,776
Uh, you don't sound too good.
How you doin'?
747
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,784
- What is she doing?
- I don't know.
748
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:48,050
- I'm not well.
- But it's me... Spanky.
749
00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:52,423
What are you doing here... Spanky?
750
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:56,020
I miss my chili mama.
751
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,125
Shh! Shh!
Aaagh! Ohh!
752
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,697
Hey, what's going on?
753
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:08,208
Please, Spanky, you have to go.
754
00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:09,971
I need my rest.
755
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,775
Ohh!
756
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,051
Please, you're
upsetting the dog.
757
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:30,462
I want my pom-poms.
758
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:34,468
Okay, just...
go downstairs, Spanky.
759
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,595
I'll be right down.
760
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,696
Yes!
761
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:43,506
I made it through the wilderness
762
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:48,106
Somehow I made it
through-oo-oo
763
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:52,584
Didn't know how lost I was
764
00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:56,453
Till I found... you
765
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:07,131
No. No. Whew!
Pretty okay.
766
00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:09,827
Okay. Whew.
767
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:11,804
No.
768
00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:15,069
Scarf.
This is fabulous.
769
00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:17,076
Okay.
770
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,147
Perfume. Uh!
771
00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:22,818
Wine. Okay.
772
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:26,319
I been sad and blue
773
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:30,449
But you made me... feel
774
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:40,725
- What the...
- Shh!
775
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:55,575
Yeah, you made me feel
776
00:57:56,907 --> 00:58:00,377
Uh-oh.
777
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,219
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.
778
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:11,159
Hey...
779
00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:13,599
Oh, okay.
780
00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:16,136
Remember last time?
781
00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:19,673
That, uh... that thing you did
with the thing?
782
00:58:19,763 --> 00:58:22,073
Um...
783
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,146
Oh, yeah.
784
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,680
Okay. Oh.
785
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,386
- Here.
- Relax.
786
00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:36,549
- Okay.
- Sit down, Spanky.
787
00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,923
All right.
788
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,428
Oh, this is gonna be good.
789
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:47,499
Ah! I love your smell
790
00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:50,764
Uhhuh.
791
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:56,134
- Now drink up, Spanky.
- Okay.
792
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,110
You're gonna need it.
793
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:03,517
Are you trying to get me drunk?
Because, I gotta tell ya,
794
00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:06,747
I have a very high tolerance
for alcohol.
795
00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:18,066
I'm in the mood
796
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:20,396
For love
797
00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,335
Simply because
798
00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:29,605
You're near me,
I like it when you touch me
799
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,044
And I like it when you kiss me.
800
00:59:32,135 --> 00:59:35,048
- But when you're near me,
- And when you...
801
00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,876
blow in my ear.
802
00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:44,258
And, of course,
803
00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,760
when you spank me.
804
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:50,128
Uh-uh.
805
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,359
Ahh!
806
00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:54,458
Most of all,
807
00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:58,199
I love it when you
touch me just like that.
808
01:00:00,063 --> 01:00:02,134
Have another drink.
809
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:10,510
So, Evie, when are we
gonna kick off?
810
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:13,520
Spanky, one more drink.
811
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,113
Just, just a few
more sips, Spanky.
812
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:19,126
5panky, >
813
01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:23,164
- Let... Let go.
- Ow. Ow.
814
01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:26,166
- Ow. Ow.
- Let go. Let go.
815
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:29,635
Just a few more minutes
and I'll... Spanky!
816
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:33,367
Mmm.
817
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,704
We put our hearts
818
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,245
Together
819
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:42,808
Man, that was weird.
820
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,816
This has gotten
completely out of hand.
821
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:48,151
I kept asking myself, "What was
Mrs. Tingle doing in the gym anyway?"
822
01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:51,158
- How scandalous.
- Yeah. This is a small town.
823
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:54,354
Infidelity's a big deal. These pictures
are gonna be a big hit at the parish,
824
01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:57,091
where I think Coach Wenchell's
wife sings in the choir.
825
01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:01,033
The coach and I will deny it.
No one's gonna believe you.
826
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,627
- But we'll have pictures.
- Fraudulent pictures.
827
01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:08,039
It doesn't matter, Mrs. Tingle. The great thing
about a scandal is it doesn't rely upon facts.
828
01:01:08,131 --> 01:01:10,737
And just look at the current climate
Facts are no longer relevant.
829
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:15,180
So you can scream the truth all you want,
Mrs. Tingle, but the damage will be done.
830
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,809
Oh!
831
01:01:17,908 --> 01:01:19,615
I love it.
832
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,554
Mrs. Tingle, you are
just full of surprises.
833
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:25,593
If you weren't such a bitch,
I'd really like you.
834
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,754
You're all gonna burn for this.
I'll see to it.
835
01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,765
Oh, threats, Mrs. Tingle,
are a sign of weakness.
836
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:36,167
- Shh! Get back there. Wait. Come here.
- Shut him up, Jo.
837
01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,138
Come on.
838
01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:41,766
Like a virgin
839
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,869
Hey. Mmm.
840
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:50,140
- Okay, he's coming to. Hurry.
Where's the camera?
- Over here.
841
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,447
Okay, just sit. There you go.
Okay. Sit. Sit.
842
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:57,116
Don't do this, Leigh Ann.
You're gonna ruin this man's life.
843
01:01:57,214 --> 01:02:01,094
Oh, the way you planned to ruin mine?
844
01:02:03,186 --> 01:02:04,790
Stop it. Stop.
845
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:06,959
Quick, let's get this over with.
846
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,971
Let me see more of the coach's
face. Yeah, right there. Perfect.
847
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,200
Okay. Hold on.
848
01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:20,944
Jo, you stay here with Tingle.
849
01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:24,884
Why do I always have to stay with Tingle?
You stay with Tingle. I'll go with Luke.
850
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:27,285
Would you cooperate, please?
851
01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:30,517
Come on. - Is there something
going on here I don't know about?
852
01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:32,525
What are you talking about?
853
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,527
We've got to go.
854
01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:37,565
We'll be back
as soon as we can.
855
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:41,192
Easy. All right. We'll get him
to the truck, then I'll grab his bike.
856
01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,669
Okay. That's it.
857
01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:02,148
- Hurry up.
- Wait. Hold on.
858
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,919
- All right. Grab his legs. No, I'll get his legs.
- You get his legs.
859
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,154
I got his arm.
860
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,321
Mm.
861
01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:14,267
I'm gonna go get his bike.
862
01:03:52,729 --> 01:03:55,141
Come on.
Let's get outta here.
863
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:04,213
Mrs. Tingle, you have been
holding out on us.
864
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:07,083
You have got some nice stuff.
865
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:11,057
I mean, some good shit.
866
01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:18,065
Come on.
It wasn't that bad.
867
01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:20,761
Just a couple of pictures.
868
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,599
Nobody ever has to see 'em.
869
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:29,276
Oh, Romeo, Romeo!
870
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,972
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
871
01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:35,447
Yes. Hey, Mrs. Tingle,
what's your dog's name?
872
01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:37,951
Hmm? Hmm?
What's your name?
873
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,113
It's not Romeo, is it? Oh, come here.
874
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:44,618
You could never play Juliet.
875
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,955
You haven't
the commitment, the soul.
876
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:52,159
Well, there's the Tingle
we all know and love, hmm?
877
01:04:52,255 --> 01:04:56,397
You've never had a broken heart.
878
01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,996
Yeah, well, at least
I have a heart.
879
01:04:59,095 --> 01:05:01,598
So tell me, Mrs. Tingle,
880
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,645
what's the deal with you
and Coach Wenchell anyway?
881
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,739
I mean, is it just a physical thing
or... do you love him?
882
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:11,910
Coach Wenchell and I...
883
01:05:12,008 --> 01:05:14,955
have an understanding.
884
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,992
Oh. How romantic.
885
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,792
But, tell me, do you love him, or...
886
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:26,390
are you just spank buddies?
887
01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:28,696
I'm fond of Coach Wenchell.
888
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,932
Have you ever loved anyone,
Mrs. Tingle?
889
01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,772
I mean, you are a missus.
890
01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:39,779
So whatever happened to mister?
891
01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:42,042
You scorin' alimony or what?
892
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,352
He left.
893
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:48,753
When?
894
01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:52,190
What happened?
You have to tell me. Scoop, please.
895
01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:58,965
I, too, planned
on leaving Grandsboro.
896
01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:01,126
Like you and your friends,
897
01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:04,797
I thirsted for more than
this town could offer.
898
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:09,405
Then I met Richard.
899
01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,708
Absolutely strapping man.
900
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,713
Blue eyes, wide shoulders.
901
01:06:16,039 --> 01:06:18,178
He was dangerous,
902
01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:23,247
reckless, everything
I thought I always wanted.
903
01:06:23,346 --> 01:06:26,987
After a brief romance,
we married.
904
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,587
- He was my world
- Mm.
905
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:34,898
Such a brilliant
and desirable man.
906
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:42,234
But eventually his nature
caught up with him,
907
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,779
and his eyes began to wander,
towards a friend of mine.
908
01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:51,376
- Oh, no.
- A girl much prettier and more delicate than I.
909
01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:56,446
Someone who I never dreamed
would be a threat to me.
910
01:06:58,548 --> 01:07:00,755
She was my best friend.
911
01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:05,791
That's why I was so devastated
to discover that...
912
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,460
she was sleeping
with Richard...
913
01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:11,038
right under my nose.
914
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,869
My best friend...
915
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,538
who I trusted
with all my heart,
916
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:25,052
lying to me, betraying me,
stealing the only man I've ever loved...
917
01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:29,988
while I played the poor,
pitiful, little sidekick.
918
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,766
You're lying
919
01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,097
Am I?
920
01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:47,232
There's nothing going on between those
two. Luke's not even into Leigh Ann.
921
01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:50,311
Luke's a man, Jo Lynn.
922
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:55,315
He'll always pursue that which
is unobtainable. It's in his nature.
923
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,915
No. They've been seeing each
other secretly since tenth grade.
924
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,185
Even I know the story.
925
01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:10,492
- It all started at some birthday party where Leigh Ann hid...
- In the bathroom all night.
926
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:14,262
Ah! You were there.
927
01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:17,133
Leigh Ann is my friend.
928
01:08:17,227 --> 01:08:20,071
Under this roof, Jo Lynn,
929
01:08:20,163 --> 01:08:24,373
I'd say I'm the closest thing
you have to a friend.
930
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,174
It's not true.
931
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,845
You're not too quick, Jo Lynn.
932
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:36,480
You might just make it
as an actress after all.
933
01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:45,999
I'm down
934
01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:49,696
And I'm free
935
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:54,208
I'm starin' at myself
936
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,835
And I know
937
01:08:57,934 --> 01:09:02,007
I've thrown it all away
938
01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:12,958
We can pick 'em up
tomorrow after 3:00.
939
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:16,963
Hey, it's almost over. We're this close to
getting an "A" for the rest of our lives.
940
01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:20,660
'Cause I know
941
01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,930
Say it all again
942
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,597
It's all gonna be okay.
943
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,743
If I seem too weak
944
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,416
If I seem to fall apart too soon
945
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:39,180
If it's only real
946
01:09:39,275 --> 01:09:41,915
Oh, if we believe
947
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:45,185
Oh, I 'll figure it out
948
01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:47,852
Somehow
949
01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:54,325
Jo?
950
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,563
Where is she?
I think she's upstairs.
I'm gonna go check on her.
951
01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,734
All right.
952
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,244
No?
953
01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:07,941
No?
954
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:10,108
Where's Jo Lynn?
955
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,243
She went home.
956
01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,948
Home?
957
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:18,617
Something about being sick and tired
of being your little lap clog.
958
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,696
What did you say to her?
959
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,696
Nothing...
960
01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:27,791
much.
961
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,371
- Tell me...
- Hello?
962
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:33,202
Hi, Mrs. Jordan.
May I speak to Jo Lynn, please?
963
01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:35,640
Hi, Leigh Ann. She told me
to tell you she wasn't home.
964
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:38,906
So whatever you two fought about,
I hope you can work it out tomorrow.
965
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:42,245
I'm sure we will.
Thank you, Mrs. Jordan.
966
01:10:42,338 --> 01:10:44,318
- Good night.
- Bye, dear.
967
01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,826
Your move.
968
01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,263
Why are you like this?
969
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:03,003
Why are you so bitter
and angry?
970
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,698
Why do you want to destroy me?
971
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:09,868
I don't want to destroy you.
I want to teach you.
972
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:13,175
Oh, that is bullshit.
973
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,682
You know, you hide behind your degree,
but the reality is...
974
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:20,778
is that you're jealous
of every student you teach.
975
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:23,881
You never got out
of this town, did you?
976
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:27,723
You went to high school here. Now you
teach here, and you're going to die here.
977
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:32,264
And you resent anyone
who has a future,
978
01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:34,858
anyone who's gonna get out
and have a life.
979
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:39,304
No, I resent what you're going
to do with that life.
980
01:11:40,563 --> 01:11:43,567
Selfish, mindless pursuits
of your generation...
981
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:47,341
will only bring us closer
to destruction, and I despise it.
982
01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:50,350
That is not good enough,
Mrs. Tingle.
983
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:54,354
If you're disillusioned with the youth of
today, you have no one to blame but yourself.
984
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:56,685
Always the Salem witch...
985
01:11:56,779 --> 01:12:00,352
completely innocent,
wrongly accused.
986
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:04,262
Ironic, isn't it?
987
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,925
You still don't know
what that word means.
988
01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:08,934
Metaphoric, yes.
989
01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:11,335
Symbolic, maybe.
990
01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:13,703
But there's no irony involved.
991
01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:16,037
Would you please
look that word up?
992
01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:20,046
Oh, I am on to you,
Mrs. Tingle. You're over.
993
01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:24,778
You're trying to take as many people with
you as you can, but I am not scared of you.
994
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:27,684
Who do you think
you're fooling?
995
01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:31,281
You're so scared,
I can smell it.
996
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:35,227
Your fear is the most predictable
thing about you.
997
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:38,458
You've lived
your whole life in fear...
998
01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,795
terrified of making a mistake;
999
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:43,393
Scared to death
you won't get that
1000
01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,201
that scholarship,
that ticket out;
1001
01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:50,937
Afraid you'll never escape
your mother and her name tag,
1002
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,277
or your father
who won't return your calls.
1003
01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:57,909
That's why you've shunned Luke...
1004
01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:01,750
and every other boy who's ever
tried to lay his hands on you.
1005
01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:05,087
You're afraid of getting that bad seed
1006
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:08,219
afraid of giving birth
to a child you never wanted
1007
01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:11,389
a child you could only blame for
your own wretched existence...
1008
01:13:11,487 --> 01:13:14,832
stuck in a small town
with a small life,
1009
01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:18,736
destined to become that very thing
you despise the most.
1010
01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:21,331
I know all about it, Leigh Ann.
1011
01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,502
I wrote the book.
1012
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,777
I know you.
1013
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,662
Hey. I found
Tingle's grade book.
1014
01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,135
What's wrong with you?
1015
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,742
Solitary girl
1016
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,249
I have been
1017
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,910
Living in a cell
1018
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,080
Made of skin
1019
01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:17,317
Sealed inside myself
1020
01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:20,087
Nothing gets out or gets in
1021
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:24,563
Oh, God. I've wanted this.
I've dreamt about this, exactly this.
1022
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:27,897
Yeah?
Don't ruin it.
1023
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:32,434
Show me the way
1024
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,474
To my heart
1025
01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:36,475
Show me
1026
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:39,308
The way
1027
01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,177
Show me
1028
01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:44,251
The way to my heart, baby
1029
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:47,321
Show me, show me
1030
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:53,854
Show me the way to my heart
1031
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:57,363
Show me the way
1032
01:15:58,821 --> 01:16:00,960
Show me the way
1033
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,628
To my heart, baby
1034
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,002
Show me, show me
1035
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:37,269
Wow.
1036
01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,099
Oh.
1037
01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:46,737
Mrs. Tingle's grade book.
1038
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:49,043
It has all the history grades.
1039
01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:51,812
- What you get?
- I already know. I got a "C".
1040
01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:55,549
- We can fix that.
- No, I can't do that.
1041
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,489
You have your history teacher
tied to a bed. Yes, you can.
1042
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:02,529
But it won't fix anything. Trudie Tucker
got an "A". She'll still be valedictorian.
1043
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,655
Then we'll change
her grade too.
1044
01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:08,429
No, I-it's not right.
1045
01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:10,435
What's right anymore?
1046
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,333
- I'm gonna burn in hell for this.
- It'll be a party.
1047
01:17:56,906 --> 01:18:01,286
It seemed so far to go
1048
01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:04,517
it took so long to get here
1049
01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:07,025
So what do you think
happened to Jo Lynn?
1050
01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,118
I'll find out.
1051
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:12,256
I'll be back right after school,
and I'll pick up the pictures.
1052
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,631
Yeah. Okay.
1053
01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:19,603
Listen. About last night...
1054
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,642
Hey, I know.
It was just a one-time, animal thing...
1055
01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:25,941
brought about by an intensely
masochistic situation.
1056
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:30,415
- There I was stronger than ever,
- And it was a lot of fun.
1057
01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:34,044
Oh, and here I am blaming the hurt
1058
01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:36,521
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
1059
01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:39,388
Oh
1060
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:42,622
And if I fall
1061
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:47,326
I 'll find a way
back to my hands
1062
01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:51,565
I am the only one
who can help me
1063
01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:55,130
Find my feet
1064
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:58,678
Again
1065
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:20,993
Now, Josephine was just
a little slut bag whore...
1066
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,071
who was leaving her panties
all over town.
1067
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,733
- And Napoleon was a short, little asshole...
- Jo.
1068
01:19:27,830 --> 01:19:30,333
Who was killing people 'cause
they were taller than he was...
1069
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,037
- while Josephine was home
gang-banging the townies.
- Brian.
1070
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:36,549
And Napoleon had no idea. I mean, the
poor guy was just completely clueless.
1071
01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:40,815
He was of conquering countries just as fast as
he could 'cause he wanted to get back to her...
1072
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:43,322
because he truly loved
the hussy.
1073
01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:46,393
Yeah. Okay, that's all
the review for today.
1074
01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:50,760
Now, Mrs. Tingle gave me her grade book,
so I have all your project grades.
1075
01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,800
I am going to post them
on the back.
1076
01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:59,964
- Jo.
- Hey, Miss Banks?
1077
01:20:00,062 --> 01:20:01,973
- Yes, Roger?
- Jo.
1078
01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:05,238
- Jo, wait up.
- Oh, yeah.
1079
01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,974
- I got a "C". Yeah.
- A what?
1080
01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:10,107
A "B"?
1081
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,586
- Miss Banks!
- Yes, Trudie.
1082
01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,816
There must be some mistake.
I got a "B".
1083
01:20:16,912 --> 01:20:19,950
Well, no. I got it
right out of the grade book.
1084
01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:22,552
Does this look like
a "B" to you?
1085
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,756
Well, I... I...
1086
01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:28,063
- "Well, I" what? Huh?
- I... I... don't know!
1087
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,695
I have never gotten a "B" in my life.
I am an "A" student.
1088
01:20:31,794 --> 01:20:35,003
- I'm the best student in this school.
- Okay, Trudie, just calm down.
1089
01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:39,409
This isn't a "B."
This is an "A+." It's an "A+"!
1090
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:42,244
- Okay, Trudie, just stop that now!
- A "B"?
1091
01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,409
I don't think so.
1092
01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,509
Just move!
1093
01:21:04,426 --> 01:21:07,373
Leigh Ann.
There you are.
1094
01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:10,064
- Yes, Miss Banks?
- I've been looking all over the place for you.
1095
01:21:10,065 --> 01:21:12,443
- Why?
- Well, it's about your history grade.
1096
01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:15,345
- Apparently Mrs. Tingle's grade book was stolen.
- What?
1097
01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:19,016
It turned up in Miss Gold's office. Some of the
grades were altered; yours was one of them.
1098
01:21:19,017 --> 01:21:22,048
- That's impossible.
- No. I just spoke to Mrs. Tingle.
1099
01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:26,092
- What? You just talked to Mrs. Tingle?
- Yeah.
1100
01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:28,059
Leigh Ann!
1101
01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:36,595
Jo.
1102
01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:40,196
Jo, look. We need to talk. Did you call
over here and pretend to be Tingle?
1103
01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:41,707
- Did you?
- Did I what?
1104
01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:43,767
Did you speak to Miss Banks
about the grade book?
1105
01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:46,509
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I don't know what Tingle told...
1106
01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:49,246
Look me in the eye and tell me that you
didn't sleep with Luke.
1107
01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:52,080
Where did you hear that?
Did Tingle say something?
1108
01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:54,245
Wrong answer, Leigh Ann.
1109
01:21:56,745 --> 01:22:00,090
Yes... I did sleep
with him.
1110
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:06,698
Jo, I...
I'm so sorry.
1111
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,668
I didn't...
1112
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:14,707
I didn't think that...
I knew, but...
1113
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:21,437
I just listened to that little voice
like you said.
1114
01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:24,848
You pretend to be so innocent, but in
reality you'll do anything to win.
1115
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,820
You're worse than Tingle.
You're a Tingle in sheep's clothing.
1116
01:22:28,911 --> 01:22:32,484
Look, Jo. Listen. I think
Tingle's free, and I need your help.
1117
01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:35,628
Why don't you take your passive-aggressive
shit and go manipulate Luke's ass.
1118
01:22:35,629 --> 01:22:37,529
I'm tired.
1119
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:40,032
Luke.
1120
01:23:12,921 --> 01:23:14,832
Luke?
1121
01:23:19,061 --> 01:23:21,200
Luke?
1122
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:36,216
Mrs. Tingle?
1123
01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:42,360
Shit. Luke.
1124
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,954
Luke. Luke.
1125
01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:28,233
Mr. Potter, please.
Yes, it's about the grade book.
1126
01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:53,197
Good afternoon, Miss Watson.
1127
01:24:53,288 --> 01:24:56,861
Mrs. Tingle.
How long have you been on the loose?
1128
01:24:56,959 --> 01:25:00,406
Oh, catch up, Leigh Ann.
We're way past that.
1129
01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:03,841
Then why haven't you called
the police?
1130
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:07,903
I just called Mr. Potter.
He's on his way.
1131
01:25:08,003 --> 01:25:11,075
I caught one of my best students
cheating, and she and her lover...
1132
01:25:11,173 --> 01:25:13,881
stormed my house in anger
and tried to attack me.
1133
01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:15,978
No, I won't go along with that.
1134
01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:19,059
I think you will.
1135
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,360
You won't kill me.
1136
01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:24,761
Oh, no.
1137
01:25:24,853 --> 01:25:29,768
What I have planned for you
is a fate worse than death.
1138
01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:34,830
You'll wear
that name tag so well.
1139
01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:40,612
That's all you care about,
isn't it?
1140
01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:43,080
You just want to see me fail.
1141
01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,584
It's your destiny.
1142
01:25:47,342 --> 01:25:52,087
Haven't you learned by now
that history always repeats itself?
1143
01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:57,586
No. I won't go along with that.
I won't do it.
1144
01:25:57,686 --> 01:26:00,189
Yes, you will.
1145
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:03,202
I'll be Tingle's alibi.
1146
01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:08,401
I'll tell how you orchestrated
the whole thing. I've got the pictures.
1147
01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:13,403
The blackmail table turns.
1148
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:16,415
I'm not going down with you, Leigh Ann.
You can ruin your life,
1149
01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:20,043
but you are not
gonna ruin mine.
1150
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,558
I thought you were my friend.
1151
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:36,368
Your move.
1152
01:26:39,595 --> 01:26:43,907
Don't tell me I can't act.
1153
01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:47,071
- You won't shoot me.
- No?
1154
01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:49,046
No.
1155
01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:51,708
Run!
1156
01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,284
Luke!
1157
01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:02,055
- Leigh! Leigh!
- Luke!
1158
01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:09,532
Leave her alone!
1159
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,240
- Okay, Miss Watson.
- Leave her alone!
1160
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,781
Is she dead?
1161
01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:00,610
Trudie.
1162
01:29:00,702 --> 01:29:03,205
Oh, my God.
1163
01:29:11,113 --> 01:29:13,184
Oh!
1164
01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:18,664
You killed her, Mrs. Tingle.
1165
01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:21,496
I didn't mean to.
1166
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:26,435
Shit.
1167
01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:32,377
- Oh, good Lord. What happened?
- Holy shit.
1168
01:29:32,467 --> 01:29:37,075
Tell him what happened.
Tell him you shot her.
1169
01:29:37,172 --> 01:29:41,917
Yes, I-I shot her. I didn't mean to.
I thought it was you.
1170
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,922
Uh...
I don't know what I was thinking.
1171
01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:54,024
I just... wanted you... to learn.
1172
01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:56,659
No.
1173
01:29:56,758 --> 01:29:58,897
You wanted me to fail.
1174
01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:02,305
Yes.
1175
01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,809
Yes, I wanted you to fail.
1176
01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,939
Now she's dead,
and I've killed her.
1177
01:30:10,038 --> 01:30:12,279
A "B"?
1178
01:30:12,374 --> 01:30:15,253
- Oh, Jesus.
- I don't think so.
1179
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:25,331
Well, not exactly.
1180
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:26,990
You knew?
1181
01:30:27,089 --> 01:30:29,535
Cool.
1182
01:30:29,624 --> 01:30:32,468
Well, I'm calling the police.
1183
01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:34,472
Mrs. Tingle,
1184
01:30:34,563 --> 01:30:38,807
I have wanted to say this
to you for 20 years: You're fired.
1185
01:30:45,707 --> 01:30:47,948
Now, that's ironic.
1186
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:52,853
Well done, Miss Watson.
1187
01:30:58,086 --> 01:31:01,226
And now it is with great pleasure
that I introduce...
1188
01:31:01,323 --> 01:31:05,703
this year's recipient
of the Board of Excellence scholarship...
1189
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,705
Miss Leigh Ann Watson.
1190
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:13,001
When you're high
1191
01:31:13,101 --> 01:31:16,139
I'm down on you
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