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- ♪ going on a picnic
With scotty ♪
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♪ going on a picnic
With my boyfriend ♪
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♪ going on a picnic
With scotty ♪
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♪ but my big sandwich
Won't fit in ♪
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The basket.
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[phone rings]
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Hey, scott.
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I'm so glad
We're hanging out today.
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Another football practice?
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No, I hadn't planned
Anything.
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I understand.
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I'll see you
When I see you.
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Ow.
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[lively guitar music playing]
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♪ ♪
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That was amazing.
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- if I'd known a pretty girl
Was watching,
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I would've played more.
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- no.
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- hey, I'm antonio.
- I'm taylor.
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Wow, you can
Really play guitar.
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- it's a lot more fun
When you have an audience.
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What do you say?
- I guess so.
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It's not like
I have anything else to do.
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[slow guitar music playing]
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- ♪ in old castille,
There was a man ♪
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♪ who took the lady
By the hand ♪
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♪ he walked her
To the wishing well ♪
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♪ that is where in love
They fell ♪
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♪ her eyes,
Oh, so sweet and tender ♪
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♪ this spanish rose
Made his heart surrender ♪
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- wow.
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That was--wow.
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Where'd you learn
To play so well?
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- I have a great teacher,
Ray preston.
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- ray?
Wait a minute.
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Whoa, you're a ghost.
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- whoa, you're not.
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- antonio!
- miles, there he is.
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The bow tie bandito.
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- I love
When he calls me that.
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I'm so glad you guys met.
Antonio's a great guy.
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- I could see that.
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- dad's ready
For your lesson.
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- taylor, thanks for letting me
Play for you.
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Until we meet again.
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[guitar strums]
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- so what happened
To your picnic with scott?
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- my what with who?
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[spooky rock music]
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- ♪ if you move
Into a haunted house ♪
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♪ you gotta try
To work things out ♪
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- ♪ so if you're living
With a ghost or three ♪
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- ♪ you gotta be
One big, semi-scary family ♪
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- ♪ don't know
How we ended up this way ♪
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- ♪ but I guess
You could call us ♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪
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♪ the haunted hathaways ♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪
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♪ ♪
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- this swamp oil
Madame lebeauf sold me
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Is amazing.
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Not only is a great
Silver polish,
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It's also a fantastic
Hair conditioner.
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- I can't tell
Which is shinier,
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Your hair
Or the silverware.
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- oh, thank--
- silverware.
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- I also used it on the plant
That was dying on the piano.
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- whoa.
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- louie, check this out.
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Say hello to the first batch
Of ray's famous beignets.
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Sweet potato
With marshmallow filling.
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- you mean michelle's
Famous beignets.
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- it's my family's recipe.
- that I mixed and baked.
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- who's wearing the apron?
- unfortunately you, dad.
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- it doesn't matter
Who made them.
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The important thing is,
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Michelle's famous beignets
Will be the perfect money-maker
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For all the foot traffic
We'll get this week.
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- so you finally decided
To advertise.
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- nope, the china shop next door
Is having its grand opening,
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And ray's famous beignets
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Are gonna bring
In the customers.
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- they're orange doughnuts,
People.
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No one split the atom.
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- mother, I need cash,
And I need it fast.
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- mm, looks like
Someone's planning something
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For my birthday.
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- sure.
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As you know,
Louie and I have been saving up
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For that zip line to go
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From my bedroom
To the tree house.
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- I want to do it shirtless
And point my toes.
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That's how the kid
On the box does it.
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- I won't let that happen.
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After crunching the numbers,
We're a few dollars short,
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So I'm gonna need an advance
On my allowance.
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- you know what?
I can do that.
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- how dare you?
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Do you have any idea
What I'm capable of?
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I mean, thank you,
Mommy dearest.
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- but in return, I need you
To take the rest of the beignets
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Out of the oven
At exactly 3:00.
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I have some errands to run,
And ray has a music lesson.
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This is important.
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Can I trust you
To be responsible?
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- absolutely.
You're the best, mom.
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- oops.
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[coughs]
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Do you think she'll notice?
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- yes.
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We've got to make a new batch
Before mom comes back.
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Here's the recipe.
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Flour.
- how much?
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- there's no time.
Sugar.
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- I'm uncomfortable
With that nickname.
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- hand me the sugar.
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Vegetable oil.
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- there isn't any.
What do we do?
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- use that swamp oil.
- is it safe?
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- oil is oil.
Now, pour!
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Pour like the wind.
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We're going
To pull this off,
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And mom will know
We're responsible.
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Oh, and remind me
To tell mom
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That taylor
Broke the butcher block.
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- whoa, you're
Destroying a kite?
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What's next,
Yelling at a rainbow?
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- maybe.
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- so I was hanging
With antonio today,
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And all he could talk about
Was you.
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- really?
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- and then I said,
"Taylor has a boyfriend."
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You remember scott, right?
- barely.
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I never get to see him
Anymore.
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- taylor, we just got done
With practice,
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And I rushed right over.
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[grunts]
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Should've taken off
The cleats.
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- what are you doing here?
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- you haven't responded
To any of my texts,
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So I wanted to come by
And apologize.
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- there's the scott I know.
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- I know it's been tough,
But until playoffs are over,
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I have to focus
On football.
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Whenever I see you,
It's a huge distraction.
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- I'm a huge distraction?
- darn right.
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Sorry about
The locker room language.
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But when I'm around you,
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It's really hard
To think about anything else.
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- now you're pouring it on
A little thick.
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- shh.
- what?
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- shh, shh.
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I understand.
- thanks.
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And I wanted to make sure
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You'd be at my game
Friday night,
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'cause you're
My good luck charm.
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- I'll be there.
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Oh, and you'll be
At my gymnastics meet
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On thursday, right,
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Because you are
My good luck charm.
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- oh, actually,
We have practice then.
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- so you expect me
To be at your game,
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But you won't come
To my meet?
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- she makes
A good point, scott.
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- well, yeah,
But this is football.
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- that's true.
It is football.
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- you are basically saying
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Your football is more important
Than my gymnastics.
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- well, I mean,
You have to admit
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It kind of is.
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- bad move, scotty.
Bad move.
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- I don't want to distract you
Any longer,
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So maybe you should go.
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- okay, well,
I'll see you.
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Coach doesn't want us
To get sick before the game.
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- oh, scotty.
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Scotty, scotty, scotty.
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- louie, everyone's loving
Our beignets.
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Looks like
We're in the clear.
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- guess that swamp oil
Was tasty.
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- sure is.
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Tastes like zip line.
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- [laughs]
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- look at that line, ray.
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Everybody's loving
My beignets.
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- michelle,
Can't we be mature and say
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That they're our beignets?
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- you can,
But no one will hear you.
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Everybody,
Enjoy michelle's beignets!
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Hey, you two.
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I just wanted to thank you
For holding up
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Your part of the bargain.
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I'm so grateful to have
Such responsible children.
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- oh, mom,
You're so sweet.
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Now, where's my money?
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- you're right.
You've earned this.
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- we didn't burn anything.
- we said "Earn."
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- they're my beignets!
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- real mature, ray!
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Five second rule.
I'm gonna sell that.
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- I'm proud of us.
We didn't panic.
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We kept calm
Under pressure.
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- and that was some
Quick thinking
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Using this swamp oil.
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What's in this stuff anyway?
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Uh-oh.
- what?
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- it says here,
"Eating swamp oil
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Can cause sudden,
Uncontrollable swelling."
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- [scoffs]
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They put those warning signs
On everything.
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It's no big deal.
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Whoa.
- it looks like a big deal.
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- I still can't believe
Scott and I had our first fight.
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- [sighs]
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Tay, now, I found,
With relationships,
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That sometimes
You just have
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To give the other person
Some space.
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- and how many relationships
Have you had?
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- counting mirabelle,
Let's see,
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That'd be...
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One.
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I'm so alone.
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[guitar strums]
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- taylor, I was hoping
I'd run into you again.
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- antonio, sorry,
But I don't think
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I'm going to be
Very good company right now.
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- I'll cheer you up.
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- that's sweet,
But I don't think--
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Oh, I guess
It's happening.
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- ♪ I see the sunlight
In your eyes ♪
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♪ a silly
Sunny day surprise ♪
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Wait, I feel like
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This would play better
As a duet.
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Do you sing?
- nah.
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Maybe a little.
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- come on.
Jump on in here.
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- ♪ it makes me feel ♪
- no way.
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You're, like,
This professional singer.
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I can't just--
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Both: ♪ it makes me feel
So alive ♪
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♪ a silly
Sunny day surprise ♪
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♪ it makes me feel
So alive ♪
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- taylor, I need to tell you
Something.
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Taylor.
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Both: ♪ it makes me feel
So alive ♪
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- taylor.
- [screams]
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- so scott's here.
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- scott, it's not
What it looks like.
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- it looks like you're singing
To yourself.
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- then it's exactly
What it looks like.
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- I feel really bad
That we had our first fight.
255
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,013
I'm sorry.
256
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,057
- okay.
257
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,058
- that thing I said
About my stuff
258
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103
Being more important
Was just stupid.
259
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,355
- can you please stop?
- apologizing?
260
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,773
- no.
I mean, yes.
261
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,108
I mean, thank you
For apologizing.
262
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,694
It's just I've got a lot
On my couch right now.
263
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,571
I mean plate.
264
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,824
- taylor, are you okay?
You're acting all nervous.
265
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:43,285
Like I caught you
With another guy.
266
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,454
- scott, does it look like
267
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,539
I'm sitting here
With another guy?
268
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,498
Both: yes.
- no.
269
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291
- that's right.
No.
270
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,460
- taylor, even though
It's been tough for us lately,
271
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,337
I feel like we have something
Really special.
272
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,423
- I think we have
Something special too.
273
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:59,718
- antonio, we should give them
Some privacy.
274
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,637
- very well.
275
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,305
Sorry if we got you
In any trouble.
276
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,224
Until next time.
277
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,976
[guitar strums]
278
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:12,356
- look, scott, we're good.
Don't worry about me.
279
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,192
You need to focus on the game
Right now.
280
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:19,155
- you're a great girlfriend.
I'll call you later.
281
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,869
- this mess would've bothered me
All day.
282
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,501
- oh, my gosh,
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
283
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,295
This is a big problem.
284
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,380
- huge, actually.
285
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,506
[laughs]
286
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,550
- if this happens
To all the customers
287
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,843
That bought a beignet,
288
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,553
It could be the end
Of mom's bakery.
289
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,846
- she sold, like, 100.
290
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,848
That's a whole lot
Of big butts.
291
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,099
Oh, no,
Here comes michelle.
292
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,227
- she can't know about this.
I got to hide.
293
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,357
- good luck with that.
294
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,861
- there's my big girl.
So responsible.
295
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,655
You are really growing up.
- and out.
296
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,866
- louie.
- what is that?
297
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,035
- oh, we can explain.
298
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,244
- what is the tip jar
299
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,039
Doing in the middle
Of the table?
300
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:15,211
I've never seen it so full.
What a day.
301
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,587
[sighs]
302
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,880
All right,
I'm off to the china shop
303
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,131
To welcome
Our new neighbor.
304
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,257
Be back in a few minutes.
- yes.
305
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,635
Leaving seems like a good idea.
- have fun.
306
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,428
We'll be right rear.
307
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,389
I think I handled that
Pretty well, yeah.
308
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,600
- louie, do you know how much
Trouble we're gonna be in
309
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,393
When mom finds out
About this?
310
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,436
- a butt load.
311
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,395
[laughs]
312
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,274
I can do this all day.
313
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,734
Wait, frankie,
It's going down.
314
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,195
Your giant butt
Was only temporary.
315
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,239
- yes.
316
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,240
We're going to get away
With this.
317
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,908
Mom will never know.
- hey, you two.
318
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,953
Have you seen michelle?
- she just left.
319
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,412
- oh, that's right.
320
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,914
She's taking some of my beignets
To the china shop
321
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,709
And will probably claim
They're hers.
322
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,920
- what?
I thought they sold out.
323
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,921
- she put a couple aside,
324
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,091
And she put a couple
In her mouth.
325
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,926
- mom ate her beignets?
- no.
326
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,221
Both: whew.
- she ate ray's beignets.
327
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:11,183
Patent pending.
328
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,019
- mom ate the beignets.
Her butt's gonna blow up.
329
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,273
- frankie, we've got nothing
To worry about.
330
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,235
She's going to a china shop.
What could go wrong?
331
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,114
[both screaming]
332
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,951
- [screaming]
333
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,749
- oh, hey, taylor.
- you got a minute?
334
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,377
I'm so confused.
- what's up?
335
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,795
- scott's my boyfriend,
And he's amazing,
336
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,131
But when antonio and I
Sing together,
337
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,674
We really had a connection.
338
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,218
What do I do?
- hmm.
339
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,220
Well, as your friend,
I can't tell you what to do,
340
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306
But when I have
A tough choice to make,
341
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,807
I always weigh
The pros and cons.
342
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:56,562
- how?
- I'm glad you asked.
343
00:14:56,645 --> 00:15:00,065
Hello and welcome to everybody's
Favorite game show
344
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,318
who should taylor date?
345
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,485
I'm your host,
Miles preston.
346
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,114
[cheers and applause]
347
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:12,036
Now, let's meet
Our two bachelors.
348
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,788
This is scott.
349
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:19,043
He likes football, 2% milk,
And saving the world.
350
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,965
And antonio.
351
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:29,678
He likes music, old movies,
And other people's girlfriends.
352
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764
Now let's play our game.
353
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,308
[cheers and applause]
354
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,727
- miles, you have them both
Wearing bow ties.
355
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,354
- this is my illusion.
356
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,024
In my world,
Everyone wears bow ties.
357
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,109
- fine.
Okay, scott.
358
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,028
What is your idea
Of the perfect date?
359
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,447
- that's easy.
We'd order pizza.
360
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,531
Then we'll use
The cardboard box
361
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,533
To make a shelter
For homeless squirrels.
362
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,827
- that's sweet.
363
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,288
Antonio,
Same question.
364
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,291
- we fly through the clouds
With wings made out of love.
365
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,586
- impossible, but romantic.
I like it.
366
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:07,591
- plus, I'd never cancel on you
For some silly football game.
367
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,717
- oh, yeah?
368
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,551
Well, at least
If we're on a date,
369
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,887
We could hold hands.
370
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,722
You can't do that with him,
Because, you know,
371
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,183
He's a ghost.
372
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,686
- touche, my friend,
And you are boring.
373
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:23,732
- hey, keep it nice.
This is a family show.
374
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,900
- but more importantly,
375
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,235
We have a history together,
Taylor,
376
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,444
Like the time
I won you that locket
377
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:31,115
By eating the most chicken legs
At the state fair.
378
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,743
- he went to the e.R.
For me.
379
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,705
- okay, well, we've reached
That time in the show.
380
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,039
Who will taylor pick?
381
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,377
Will it be scott,
Or will it be antonio?
382
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,053
- I don't know.
383
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,430
I'm torn.
384
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,143
Thanks for trying, miles.
385
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,436
- don't worry.
386
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,895
You're not going home
Empty-handed.
387
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,983
You won the home edition.
388
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,111
[applause]
389
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,780
[guitar strums]
390
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,743
Antonio.
What's up, bud?
391
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:20,289
Oh, you're here for her.
392
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,251
- taylor, I'm playing at a club
In ghost world tonight.
393
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,253
I'd love for you
To come perform a duet with me.
394
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,881
- that's nice,
395
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,842
But I have scott's game
Tonight.
396
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,719
- just think about it,
397
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,472
And listen to your heart.
398
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,307
[guitar strums]
399
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,018
- taylor, don't let
The rose petals blind you.
400
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,562
You need to think
Long and hard--
401
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,733
- miles, I need ectoplasm.
I'm going to ghost world.
402
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,029
- so I brought you
A little
403
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,407
Welcome-to-the-neighborhood
Treat.
404
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,494
I was gonna bring a plate,
But I figured you had plenty.
405
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,038
- oh, that plate
Is actually one of a kind.
406
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,249
It belonged
To emperor zhengtong
407
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,125
Of the ming dynasty.
408
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,755
- we'll just use our hands.
409
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,424
- louie, look.
- I know.
410
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,470
Zhengtong plates and tea cups.
Very impressive.
411
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971
- no, mom's butt's
Still small.
412
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,307
We got to get her
Out of here.
413
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,892
- uh-oh, she's going
For another one.
414
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,187
I'm on it.
415
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:29,525
Wow, the force
Is strong on this one.
416
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,236
- no!
417
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,365
- young lady,
Where is your mother?
418
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,158
- I'd hate to be her.
419
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,370
But I'm great
With strange children.
420
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,248
Excuse us
For a second.
421
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,669
Frankie,
What was that about?
422
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,546
- we got to get you out of here.
- why?
423
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,714
What did you do?
424
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,092
- we burned your first batch
Of beignets,
425
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,468
So we made another.
426
00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,430
- and we may have used
A tiny bit of swamp oil.
427
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,807
- so...
428
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,060
- so it has an unpleasant
Side effect.
429
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,187
- more like
A backside effect.
430
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,730
- what does that mean?
431
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,107
[gasps and screams]
432
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,233
What is happening?
433
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,073
- you've got a big butt,
And I cannot lie.
434
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:22,160
- you two
Are in so much trouble.
435
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745
Let's go.
436
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,207
It was lovely meeting you.
437
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,750
Welcome to the neighborhood.
438
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,298
I'll just go
Get my checkbook.
439
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,888
- [panting]
440
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,184
I just ran 20 miles
On a treadmill
441
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,897
To get you my sweat,
Your key to ghost world.
442
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,107
[groans]
443
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,611
- now or never, right?
- yeah.
444
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,239
[groans]
445
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,617
- miles, wait,
I can't do this.
446
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,827
- you sure?
447
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,662
- yes, I'm sure.
448
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,789
On the other hand,
449
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,124
Do I really want
To pass up something
450
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:09,791
Exciting and dangerous?
451
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,668
Go ahead, dump it.
452
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,921
- [grunts]
453
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,963
- no, wait.
454
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,715
- [groans]
455
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,760
- scott is real.
Antonio is more of a fantasy.
456
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,012
- I'm glad you finally
Figured that out
457
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,556
After I ran 20 miles.
458
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,268
So can I lower the bucket?
- no!
459
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,478
I'm going.
460
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,938
I'm just missing
One football game.
461
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,482
I mean, scott probably
Won't even notice.
462
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,983
- oh, my.
- who am I kidding?
463
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,318
Scott notices everything.
464
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,155
He once told me I have
Seven different smiles.
465
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:42,908
He calls this one
Number three.
466
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,329
- the bucket's
Getting kind of heavy.
467
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,372
- he's so sweet.
468
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,582
Just because
We had our first fight
469
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,293
Doesn't mean we don't have
Something special.
470
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,880
Miles, tell antonio
I can't make it.
471
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,091
I'm going to see
My boyfriend play football.
472
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,426
- [groans]
473
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,140
Oh, I guess I could save this
So all my hard work
474
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,517
Doesn't go to...
475
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,688
Waste.
476
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,526
- thanks again for coming
To my game tonight.
477
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,069
- there was never a doubt
In my mind
478
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,363
That I was going to be there.
479
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,572
- and I wanted to do
Something for you.
480
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,534
I noticed you sitting there,
Singing by yourself.
481
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,078
- yup, all by myself.
482
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:32,040
- so I thought
We could sing together.
483
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,333
- tom-toms?
- bongos.
484
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,336
It's the most romantic
Instrument there is
485
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,923
According to the guy
At the garage sale.
486
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,591
[simple drum beat playing]
487
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,885
[high-pitched, off-key]
♪ who's the most beautiful ♪
488
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,887
♪ girl in the world? ♪
489
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,556
♪ taylor, taylor ♪
490
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:52,227
♪ who--what's just
As important as football is? ♪
491
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,564
♪ gymnastics,
Gymnastics ♪
492
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,567
Both: ♪ gymnastics ♪
- ♪ gymnastics ♪
493
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,402
♪ whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh ♪
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