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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,546 - ♪ going on a picnic With scotty ♪ 2 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,923 ♪ going on a picnic With my boyfriend ♪ 3 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:10,260 ♪ going on a picnic With scotty ♪ 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:14,097 ♪ but my big sandwich Won't fit in ♪ 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,684 The basket. 6 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,394 [phone rings] 7 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,895 Hey, scott. 8 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:24,858 I'm so glad We're hanging out today. 9 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:27,569 Another football practice? 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,696 No, I hadn't planned Anything. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,450 I understand. 12 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,703 I'll see you When I see you. 13 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:42,041 Ow. 14 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,419 [lively guitar music playing] 15 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:54,137 ♪ ♪ 16 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,805 That was amazing. 17 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,724 - if I'd known a pretty girl Was watching, 18 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,642 I would've played more. 19 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,144 - no. 20 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:06,149 - hey, I'm antonio. - I'm taylor. 21 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,319 Wow, you can Really play guitar. 22 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,405 - it's a lot more fun When you have an audience. 23 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,783 What do you say? - I guess so. 24 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,826 It's not like I have anything else to do. 25 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:21,498 [slow guitar music playing] 26 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,584 - ♪ in old castille, There was a man ♪ 27 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,128 ♪ who took the lady By the hand ♪ 28 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:30,048 ♪ he walked her To the wishing well ♪ 29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:34,344 ♪ that is where in love They fell ♪ 30 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,263 ♪ her eyes, Oh, so sweet and tender ♪ 31 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:41,434 ♪ this spanish rose Made his heart surrender ♪ 32 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,187 - wow. 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,067 That was--wow. 34 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:52,153 Where'd you learn To play so well? 35 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,864 - I have a great teacher, Ray preston. 36 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,368 - ray? Wait a minute. 37 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,746 Whoa, you're a ghost. 38 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:06,251 - whoa, you're not. 39 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,711 - antonio! - miles, there he is. 40 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,298 The bow tie bandito. 41 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,716 - I love When he calls me that. 42 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,929 I'm so glad you guys met. Antonio's a great guy. 43 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,013 - I could see that. 44 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:22,392 - dad's ready For your lesson. 45 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,937 - taylor, thanks for letting me Play for you. 46 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,523 Until we meet again. 47 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,233 [guitar strums] 48 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,653 - so what happened To your picnic with scott? 49 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,738 - my what with who? 50 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:41,494 [spooky rock music] 51 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,289 - ♪ if you move Into a haunted house ♪ 52 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,332 ♪ you gotta try To work things out ♪ 53 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,252 - ♪ so if you're living With a ghost or three ♪ 54 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,422 - ♪ you gotta be One big, semi-scary family ♪ 55 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,550 - ♪ don't know How we ended up this way ♪ 56 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,093 - ♪ but I guess You could call us ♪ 57 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,929 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 58 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,056 ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 59 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,976 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 60 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,812 ♪ ♪ 61 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,732 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 62 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,817 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,780 - this swamp oil Madame lebeauf sold me 64 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,282 Is amazing. 65 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,783 Not only is a great Silver polish, 66 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,202 It's also a fantastic Hair conditioner. 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,038 - I can't tell Which is shinier, 68 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,664 Your hair Or the silverware. 69 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,875 - oh, thank-- - silverware. 70 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:32,128 - I also used it on the plant That was dying on the piano. 71 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,672 - whoa. 72 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,049 - louie, check this out. 73 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:41,596 Say hello to the first batch Of ray's famous beignets. 74 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,139 Sweet potato With marshmallow filling. 75 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,642 - you mean michelle's Famous beignets. 76 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,518 - it's my family's recipe. - that I mixed and baked. 77 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,773 - who's wearing the apron? - unfortunately you, dad. 78 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,274 - it doesn't matter Who made them. 79 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,901 The important thing is, 80 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,403 Michelle's famous beignets Will be the perfect money-maker 81 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,113 For all the foot traffic We'll get this week. 82 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,490 - so you finally decided To advertise. 83 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,117 - nope, the china shop next door Is having its grand opening, 84 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,162 And ray's famous beignets 85 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,330 Are gonna bring In the customers. 86 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,874 - they're orange doughnuts, People. 87 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,794 No one split the atom. 88 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,338 - mother, I need cash, And I need it fast. 89 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,673 - mm, looks like Someone's planning something 90 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,509 For my birthday. 91 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,469 - sure. 92 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,972 As you know, Louie and I have been saving up 93 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,139 For that zip line to go 94 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,599 From my bedroom To the tree house. 95 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,476 - I want to do it shirtless And point my toes. 96 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:32,563 That's how the kid On the box does it. 97 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,983 - I won't let that happen. 98 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,902 After crunching the numbers, We're a few dollars short, 99 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,155 So I'm gonna need an advance On my allowance. 100 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,199 - you know what? I can do that. 101 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:44,575 - how dare you? 102 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,370 Do you have any idea What I'm capable of? 103 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,164 I mean, thank you, Mommy dearest. 104 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,209 - but in return, I need you To take the rest of the beignets 105 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,711 Out of the oven At exactly 3:00. 106 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,339 I have some errands to run, And ray has a music lesson. 107 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,507 This is important. 108 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,883 Can I trust you To be responsible? 109 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,845 - absolutely. You're the best, mom. 110 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,722 - oops. 111 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,141 [coughs] 112 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:12,937 Do you think she'll notice? 113 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,650 - yes. 114 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,486 We've got to make a new batch Before mom comes back. 115 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:24,532 Here's the recipe. 116 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,492 Flour. - how much? 117 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,910 - there's no time. Sugar. 118 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,996 - I'm uncomfortable With that nickname. 119 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:34,334 - hand me the sugar. 120 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,418 Vegetable oil. 121 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,713 - there isn't any. What do we do? 122 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,424 - use that swamp oil. - is it safe? 123 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,925 - oil is oil. Now, pour! 124 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,261 Pour like the wind. 125 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:46,679 We're going To pull this off, 126 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,222 And mom will know We're responsible. 127 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,932 Oh, and remind me To tell mom 128 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,560 That taylor Broke the butcher block. 129 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,983 - whoa, you're Destroying a kite? 130 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:03,196 What's next, Yelling at a rainbow? 131 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,699 - maybe. 132 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,202 - so I was hanging With antonio today, 133 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,370 And all he could talk about Was you. 134 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,705 - really? 135 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,375 - and then I said, "Taylor has a boyfriend." 136 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,710 You remember scott, right? - barely. 137 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,087 I never get to see him Anymore. 138 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,922 - taylor, we just got done With practice, 139 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:21,798 And I rushed right over. 140 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,968 [grunts] 141 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,137 Should've taken off The cleats. 142 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,098 - what are you doing here? 143 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,724 - you haven't responded To any of my texts, 144 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,684 So I wanted to come by And apologize. 145 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,938 - there's the scott I know. 146 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,315 - I know it's been tough, But until playoffs are over, 147 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,775 I have to focus On football. 148 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,653 Whenever I see you, It's a huge distraction. 149 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:47,740 - I'm a huge distraction? - darn right. 150 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,119 Sorry about The locker room language. 151 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,995 But when I'm around you, 152 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,540 It's really hard To think about anything else. 153 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,292 - now you're pouring it on A little thick. 154 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,919 - shh. - what? 155 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,296 - shh, shh. 156 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:06,092 I understand. - thanks. 157 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,343 And I wanted to make sure 158 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:08,845 You'd be at my game Friday night, 159 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,304 'cause you're My good luck charm. 160 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,681 - I'll be there. 161 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,349 Oh, and you'll be At my gymnastics meet 162 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,517 On thursday, right, 163 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,893 Because you are My good luck charm. 164 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,772 - oh, actually, We have practice then. 165 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,941 - so you expect me To be at your game, 166 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,359 But you won't come To my meet? 167 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,361 - she makes A good point, scott. 168 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:27,530 - well, yeah, But this is football. 169 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,449 - that's true. It is football. 170 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,826 - you are basically saying 171 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,452 Your football is more important Than my gymnastics. 172 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,205 - well, I mean, You have to admit 173 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,041 It kind of is. 174 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,837 - bad move, scotty. Bad move. 175 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,589 - I don't want to distract you Any longer, 176 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:45,590 So maybe you should go. 177 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,509 - okay, well, I'll see you. 178 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,563 Coach doesn't want us To get sick before the game. 179 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,481 - oh, scotty. 180 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,568 Scotty, scotty, scotty. 181 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,571 - louie, everyone's loving Our beignets. 182 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,990 Looks like We're in the clear. 183 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:14,118 - guess that swamp oil Was tasty. 184 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,120 - sure is. 185 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,581 Tastes like zip line. 186 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,166 - [laughs] 187 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,960 - look at that line, ray. 188 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,922 Everybody's loving My beignets. 189 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,758 - michelle, Can't we be mature and say 190 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,509 That they're our beignets? 191 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,971 - you can, But no one will hear you. 192 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,641 Everybody, Enjoy michelle's beignets! 193 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:40,645 Hey, you two. 194 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:42,355 I just wanted to thank you For holding up 195 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,814 Your part of the bargain. 196 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,025 I'm so grateful to have Such responsible children. 197 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,818 - oh, mom, You're so sweet. 198 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,654 Now, where's my money? 199 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,947 - you're right. You've earned this. 200 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,784 - we didn't burn anything. - we said "Earn." 201 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,120 - they're my beignets! 202 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,665 - real mature, ray! 203 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:04,752 Five second rule. I'm gonna sell that. 204 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,712 - I'm proud of us. We didn't panic. 205 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,089 We kept calm Under pressure. 206 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,507 - and that was some Quick thinking 207 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,342 Using this swamp oil. 208 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,470 What's in this stuff anyway? 209 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,513 Uh-oh. - what? 210 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,975 - it says here, "Eating swamp oil 211 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,644 Can cause sudden, Uncontrollable swelling." 212 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,979 - [scoffs] 213 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,814 They put those warning signs On everything. 214 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,232 It's no big deal. 215 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,905 Whoa. - it looks like a big deal. 216 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,036 - I still can't believe Scott and I had our first fight. 217 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,163 - [sighs] 218 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,833 Tay, now, I found, With relationships, 219 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,002 That sometimes You just have 220 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,671 To give the other person Some space. 221 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,173 - and how many relationships Have you had? 222 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,842 - counting mirabelle, Let's see, 223 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,219 That'd be... 224 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,221 One. 225 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,598 I'm so alone. 226 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,351 [guitar strums] 227 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,188 - taylor, I was hoping I'd run into you again. 228 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,690 - antonio, sorry, But I don't think 229 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,235 I'm going to be Very good company right now. 230 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,321 - I'll cheer you up. 231 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,615 - that's sweet, But I don't think-- 232 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,700 Oh, I guess It's happening. 233 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,871 - ♪ I see the sunlight In your eyes ♪ 234 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:26,208 ♪ a silly Sunny day surprise ♪ 235 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,626 Wait, I feel like 236 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,714 This would play better As a duet. 237 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,258 Do you sing? - nah. 238 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,552 Maybe a little. 239 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,721 - come on. Jump on in here. 240 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,931 - ♪ it makes me feel ♪ - no way. 241 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,725 You're, like, This professional singer. 242 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,018 I can't just-- 243 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,729 Both: ♪ it makes me feel So alive ♪ 244 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,566 ♪ a silly Sunny day surprise ♪ 245 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:54,028 ♪ it makes me feel So alive ♪ 246 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,365 - taylor, I need to tell you Something. 247 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,574 Taylor. 248 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:01,786 Both: ♪ it makes me feel So alive ♪ 249 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,288 - taylor. - [screams] 250 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,706 - so scott's here. 251 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,172 - scott, it's not What it looks like. 252 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,840 - it looks like you're singing To yourself. 253 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,259 - then it's exactly What it looks like. 254 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,178 - I feel really bad That we had our first fight. 255 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,013 I'm sorry. 256 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,057 - okay. 257 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,058 - that thing I said About my stuff 258 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103 Being more important Was just stupid. 259 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,355 - can you please stop? - apologizing? 260 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,773 - no. I mean, yes. 261 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,108 I mean, thank you For apologizing. 262 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,694 It's just I've got a lot On my couch right now. 263 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,571 I mean plate. 264 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,824 - taylor, are you okay? You're acting all nervous. 265 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:43,285 Like I caught you With another guy. 266 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,454 - scott, does it look like 267 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,539 I'm sitting here With another guy? 268 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,498 Both: yes. - no. 269 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291 - that's right. No. 270 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,460 - taylor, even though It's been tough for us lately, 271 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,337 I feel like we have something Really special. 272 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,423 - I think we have Something special too. 273 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:59,718 - antonio, we should give them Some privacy. 274 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,637 - very well. 275 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,305 Sorry if we got you In any trouble. 276 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,224 Until next time. 277 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,976 [guitar strums] 278 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:12,356 - look, scott, we're good. Don't worry about me. 279 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,192 You need to focus on the game Right now. 280 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:19,155 - you're a great girlfriend. I'll call you later. 281 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,869 - this mess would've bothered me All day. 282 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,501 - oh, my gosh, Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 283 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,295 This is a big problem. 284 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,380 - huge, actually. 285 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,506 [laughs] 286 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,550 - if this happens To all the customers 287 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,843 That bought a beignet, 288 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,553 It could be the end Of mom's bakery. 289 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,846 - she sold, like, 100. 290 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,848 That's a whole lot Of big butts. 291 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,099 Oh, no, Here comes michelle. 292 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,227 - she can't know about this. I got to hide. 293 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,357 - good luck with that. 294 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,861 - there's my big girl. So responsible. 295 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,655 You are really growing up. - and out. 296 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,866 - louie. - what is that? 297 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,035 - oh, we can explain. 298 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,244 - what is the tip jar 299 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,039 Doing in the middle Of the table? 300 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:15,211 I've never seen it so full. What a day. 301 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,587 [sighs] 302 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,880 All right, I'm off to the china shop 303 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,131 To welcome Our new neighbor. 304 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,257 Be back in a few minutes. - yes. 305 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,635 Leaving seems like a good idea. - have fun. 306 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,428 We'll be right rear. 307 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,389 I think I handled that Pretty well, yeah. 308 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,600 - louie, do you know how much Trouble we're gonna be in 309 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,393 When mom finds out About this? 310 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,436 - a butt load. 311 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,395 [laughs] 312 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,274 I can do this all day. 313 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,734 Wait, frankie, It's going down. 314 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,195 Your giant butt Was only temporary. 315 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,239 - yes. 316 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,240 We're going to get away With this. 317 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,908 Mom will never know. - hey, you two. 318 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,953 Have you seen michelle? - she just left. 319 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,412 - oh, that's right. 320 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,914 She's taking some of my beignets To the china shop 321 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,709 And will probably claim They're hers. 322 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,920 - what? I thought they sold out. 323 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,921 - she put a couple aside, 324 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,091 And she put a couple In her mouth. 325 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,926 - mom ate her beignets? - no. 326 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,221 Both: whew. - she ate ray's beignets. 327 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:11,183 Patent pending. 328 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,019 - mom ate the beignets. Her butt's gonna blow up. 329 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,273 - frankie, we've got nothing To worry about. 330 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,235 She's going to a china shop. What could go wrong? 331 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,114 [both screaming] 332 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,951 - [screaming] 333 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,749 - oh, hey, taylor. - you got a minute? 334 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,377 I'm so confused. - what's up? 335 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,795 - scott's my boyfriend, And he's amazing, 336 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,131 But when antonio and I Sing together, 337 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,674 We really had a connection. 338 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,218 What do I do? - hmm. 339 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,220 Well, as your friend, I can't tell you what to do, 340 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306 But when I have A tough choice to make, 341 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,807 I always weigh The pros and cons. 342 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:56,562 - how? - I'm glad you asked. 343 00:14:56,645 --> 00:15:00,065 Hello and welcome to everybody's Favorite game show 344 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,318 who should taylor date? 345 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,485 I'm your host, Miles preston. 346 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,114 [cheers and applause] 347 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:12,036 Now, let's meet Our two bachelors. 348 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,788 This is scott. 349 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:19,043 He likes football, 2% milk, And saving the world. 350 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,965 And antonio. 351 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:29,678 He likes music, old movies, And other people's girlfriends. 352 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764 Now let's play our game. 353 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,308 [cheers and applause] 354 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,727 - miles, you have them both Wearing bow ties. 355 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,354 - this is my illusion. 356 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,024 In my world, Everyone wears bow ties. 357 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,109 - fine. Okay, scott. 358 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,028 What is your idea Of the perfect date? 359 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,447 - that's easy. We'd order pizza. 360 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,531 Then we'll use The cardboard box 361 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,533 To make a shelter For homeless squirrels. 362 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,827 - that's sweet. 363 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,288 Antonio, Same question. 364 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,291 - we fly through the clouds With wings made out of love. 365 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,586 - impossible, but romantic. I like it. 366 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:07,591 - plus, I'd never cancel on you For some silly football game. 367 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,717 - oh, yeah? 368 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,551 Well, at least If we're on a date, 369 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,887 We could hold hands. 370 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,722 You can't do that with him, Because, you know, 371 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,183 He's a ghost. 372 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,686 - touche, my friend, And you are boring. 373 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:23,732 - hey, keep it nice. This is a family show. 374 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,900 - but more importantly, 375 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,235 We have a history together, Taylor, 376 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,444 Like the time I won you that locket 377 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:31,115 By eating the most chicken legs At the state fair. 378 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,743 - he went to the e.R. For me. 379 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,705 - okay, well, we've reached That time in the show. 380 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,039 Who will taylor pick? 381 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,377 Will it be scott, Or will it be antonio? 382 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,053 - I don't know. 383 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,430 I'm torn. 384 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,143 Thanks for trying, miles. 385 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,436 - don't worry. 386 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,895 You're not going home Empty-handed. 387 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,983 You won the home edition. 388 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,111 [applause] 389 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,780 [guitar strums] 390 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,743 Antonio. What's up, bud? 391 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:20,289 Oh, you're here for her. 392 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,251 - taylor, I'm playing at a club In ghost world tonight. 393 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,253 I'd love for you To come perform a duet with me. 394 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,881 - that's nice, 395 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,842 But I have scott's game Tonight. 396 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,719 - just think about it, 397 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,472 And listen to your heart. 398 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,307 [guitar strums] 399 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,018 - taylor, don't let The rose petals blind you. 400 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,562 You need to think Long and hard-- 401 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,733 - miles, I need ectoplasm. I'm going to ghost world. 402 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,029 - so I brought you A little 403 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,407 Welcome-to-the-neighborhood Treat. 404 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,494 I was gonna bring a plate, But I figured you had plenty. 405 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,038 - oh, that plate Is actually one of a kind. 406 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,249 It belonged To emperor zhengtong 407 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,125 Of the ming dynasty. 408 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,755 - we'll just use our hands. 409 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,424 - louie, look. - I know. 410 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,470 Zhengtong plates and tea cups. Very impressive. 411 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971 - no, mom's butt's Still small. 412 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,307 We got to get her Out of here. 413 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,892 - uh-oh, she's going For another one. 414 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,187 I'm on it. 415 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:29,525 Wow, the force Is strong on this one. 416 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,236 - no! 417 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,365 - young lady, Where is your mother? 418 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,158 - I'd hate to be her. 419 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,370 But I'm great With strange children. 420 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,248 Excuse us For a second. 421 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,669 Frankie, What was that about? 422 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,546 - we got to get you out of here. - why? 423 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,714 What did you do? 424 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,092 - we burned your first batch Of beignets, 425 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,468 So we made another. 426 00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,430 - and we may have used A tiny bit of swamp oil. 427 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,807 - so... 428 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,060 - so it has an unpleasant Side effect. 429 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,187 - more like A backside effect. 430 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,730 - what does that mean? 431 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,107 [gasps and screams] 432 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,233 What is happening? 433 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,073 - you've got a big butt, And I cannot lie. 434 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:22,160 - you two Are in so much trouble. 435 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745 Let's go. 436 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,207 It was lovely meeting you. 437 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,750 Welcome to the neighborhood. 438 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,298 I'll just go Get my checkbook. 439 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,888 - [panting] 440 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,184 I just ran 20 miles On a treadmill 441 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,897 To get you my sweat, Your key to ghost world. 442 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,107 [groans] 443 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,611 - now or never, right? - yeah. 444 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,239 [groans] 445 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,617 - miles, wait, I can't do this. 446 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,827 - you sure? 447 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,662 - yes, I'm sure. 448 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,789 On the other hand, 449 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,124 Do I really want To pass up something 450 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:09,791 Exciting and dangerous? 451 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,668 Go ahead, dump it. 452 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,921 - [grunts] 453 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,963 - no, wait. 454 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,715 - [groans] 455 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,760 - scott is real. Antonio is more of a fantasy. 456 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,012 - I'm glad you finally Figured that out 457 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,556 After I ran 20 miles. 458 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,268 So can I lower the bucket? - no! 459 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,478 I'm going. 460 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,938 I'm just missing One football game. 461 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,482 I mean, scott probably Won't even notice. 462 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,983 - oh, my. - who am I kidding? 463 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,318 Scott notices everything. 464 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,155 He once told me I have Seven different smiles. 465 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:42,908 He calls this one Number three. 466 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,329 - the bucket's Getting kind of heavy. 467 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,372 - he's so sweet. 468 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,582 Just because We had our first fight 469 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,293 Doesn't mean we don't have Something special. 470 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,880 Miles, tell antonio I can't make it. 471 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,091 I'm going to see My boyfriend play football. 472 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,426 - [groans] 473 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,140 Oh, I guess I could save this So all my hard work 474 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,517 Doesn't go to... 475 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,688 Waste. 476 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,526 - thanks again for coming To my game tonight. 477 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,069 - there was never a doubt In my mind 478 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,363 That I was going to be there. 479 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,572 - and I wanted to do Something for you. 480 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,534 I noticed you sitting there, Singing by yourself. 481 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,078 - yup, all by myself. 482 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:32,040 - so I thought We could sing together. 483 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,333 - tom-toms? - bongos. 484 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,336 It's the most romantic Instrument there is 485 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,923 According to the guy At the garage sale. 486 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,591 [simple drum beat playing] 487 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,885 [high-pitched, off-key] ♪ who's the most beautiful ♪ 488 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,887 ♪ girl in the world? ♪ 489 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,556 ♪ taylor, taylor ♪ 490 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:52,227 ♪ who--what's just As important as football is? ♪ 491 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,564 ♪ gymnastics, Gymnastics ♪ 492 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,567 Both: ♪ gymnastics ♪ - ♪ gymnastics ♪ 493 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,402 ♪ whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh ♪ 34897

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