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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:05,255 - louie. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:06,506 I've never seen you read So much. 3 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,466 Please tell me that's A school book. 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,760 - [laughing] 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,388 School book. You're a riot. 6 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,099 It's the mutt barkely: ghost dog Detective series. 7 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:21,563 It comes with a real detective Magnifying glass. 8 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:22,939 - if you're not careful, 9 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:25,150 Your eye's going to get stuck Like that. 10 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,152 - parents always say that but it Never really happens. 11 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,699 Real funny, dad. 12 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:40,290 - ah, frankie, there you are. 13 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,041 Have you chosen an instrument For your school 14 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,126 Music requirement yet? 15 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,086 - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 16 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,213 Why wasn't I consulted on this? 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,590 Allow me to tell you all about The virtues of 18 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,634 The alto saxophone. 19 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,011 - that's why. 20 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,638 And yes, I've chosen An instrument. 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,974 I hope you guys like it. 22 00:00:58,057 --> 00:00:59,309 - oh, frankie. As long as you're Filling our home 23 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,978 With beautiful sounds, We'll all be happy. 24 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:07,066 [random sound effects On keyboard] 25 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:08,610 - I'm not happy, are you happy? 26 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,111 - not happy. 27 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,697 [sound effects] 28 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:17,494 [spooky rock music] 29 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,330 - ♪ if you move Into a haunted house ♪ 30 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,124 ♪ you gotta try To work things out ♪ 31 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,251 - ♪ so if you're living With a ghost or three ♪ 32 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:29,214 - ♪ you gotta be One big, semi-scary family ♪ 33 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,508 - ♪ don't know How we ended up this way ♪ 34 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,134 - ♪ but I guess You could call us ♪ 35 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,970 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 36 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,807 ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 37 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,475 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 38 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,853 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,731 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 40 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,275 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,946 - mom, you have to let me go to 42 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,781 The bruno mars concert With scott. 43 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,783 - I told you if you got a bad Grade on that biology exam 44 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:57,659 You couldn't go. - please? 45 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:58,785 You just don't understand. 46 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:01,412 [soft, dramatic piano music] 47 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,330 I haven't been able to spend Time with scott 48 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,249 Because of gymnastics. 49 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,625 If I can't see him tonight, 50 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,794 It will literally ruin My entire existence. 51 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,212 [big dramatic chord] 52 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,673 Frankie, would you stop playing That stupid thing? 53 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,259 - it's not a "Thing." 54 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:15,552 Kevin has a name. 55 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,721 It's kevin. 56 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,640 - mom, this concert could be the Biggest social event 57 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:25,228 Of the century. [baby crying sound effect] 58 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,272 - taylor, boys come and go, 59 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,481 But a c on a biology quiz 60 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,568 Will follow you for the rest Of your life. 61 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,194 [dramatic music] 62 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,364 - you're right. And I want you To know how much 63 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,657 I love and respect you. 64 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,326 - oh, sweetie. 65 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,744 - watch this, son. 66 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,663 Michelle is what I'd like to Call a "Budger." 67 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,748 She starts with a tough Punishment, 68 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,585 Then she'll budge. 69 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,878 - ray. 70 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,421 You realize I can hear you? 71 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,257 Taylor, you're not going to the Concert, and that's final. 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,594 [sad descending scale] 73 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,971 - [groans] 74 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,931 - oh, mom, I can't thank you Enough for encouraging me 75 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,724 To take up an instrument. 76 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:07,645 - yes, I'm very wise. 77 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,314 - it's so nice to have A creative outlet 78 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:10,648 For my musical talent. 79 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,567 - ok, what you're doing right There-- 80 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,109 Not music. 81 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:15,403 [cat sound effect] 82 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,282 - hey, guys, check out my Campaign speech. 83 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:23,369 I'm running for the Hall monitor election. 84 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:28,458 - I'm sorry. I was expecting a sound effect. 85 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,168 - hi. I'm miles preston. 86 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,086 And I'm running For hall monitor. 87 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,589 Or should I say, Walking for hall monitor? 88 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,091 [laughs] 89 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,509 Because when you're In the halls, 90 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:39,677 You should not be running, People. 91 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,096 Vote for miles. 92 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,432 - hang on. Making some edits. 93 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:45,808 And-- 94 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,644 "Hi, I'm miles preston. 95 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,521 And I am running in the halls." 96 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,274 [robot voice] Ra-ra-running, in The halls. 97 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,569 [car crash sound effect] 98 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,738 - I really don't like That thing. 99 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,993 - hey, frankie. You wanna come Look at my mutt barkely 100 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,621 Detective comics with me. 101 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,539 - nah, I'm playing with kevin Right now. 102 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,666 - right. 103 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,417 Kevin. 104 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,212 [fart sound effects] 105 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,338 - not cool, kevin. 106 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,382 [fart sound effects] 107 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,926 I'll just poof out. 108 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,719 [oinks] 109 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,471 Watch yourself, kevin. 110 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,391 This little piggie knows karate! 111 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:34,524 [keyboard burp sounds, playing beethoven's fifth symphony] 112 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,069 ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:41,072 - ah, you gotta love The classics. 114 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:44,617 [send off music, Big band style] 115 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,661 Alright, everybody, That does it for me. 116 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:50,540 You've been a great audience. 117 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,417 - I could shove this thing in a Bag and throw it 118 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,127 Right in the mississippi! 119 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,546 - I'd smash it With a sledgehammer. 120 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,464 Then probably recycle it. 121 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,468 - I'd put it in a woodchipper, Then put that woodchipper 122 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,555 In another woodchipper. 123 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,724 - those are all too quick And easy. 124 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,810 I'd slowly take it apart, Piece by piece. 125 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,979 Asking as I go, 126 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:16,691 "How's that feel, kevin?" 127 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,610 - 'kay. 128 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:23,239 - come on, I think it's great That she's found a creative way 129 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:24,365 To express herself. 130 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,951 I wonder if that thing burns. 131 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:32,415 [cat screeches] 132 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:37,378 [smashing] 133 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,422 [sad descending scale] 134 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,300 [fart sound effect] 135 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,552 - ahh! 136 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:48,514 Somebody murdered kevin! 137 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,642 No! 138 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,689 So sweet, So innocent. 139 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,567 He had so much battery life left In him. 140 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,110 - it's really terrible, frankie. 141 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,447 - yes, yes, such a shame. 142 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:04,947 - I, too, am very shook up, 143 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,534 I said sincerely. 144 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:12,455 - how will I ever handle The peace and quiet? 145 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,040 - I know kevin and I had our Issues, 146 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:16,459 But no keyboard deserves this. 147 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,462 Frankie, let me investigate This crime for you. 148 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:23,591 With my eye for detail, I'm sure to solve this case. 149 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:27,136 - louie, where are your pajama Bottoms? 150 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,932 - that's a question best Left unanswered. 151 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,601 - he lost his pants. Kevin would've loved that. 152 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:37,480 - so frankie, do you know anyone Who might have had a motive 153 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,482 To harm kevin. 154 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,024 - only everybody in this house. 155 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,985 You all hated him. 156 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,112 - that's true. 157 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,530 This case won't be easy. 158 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:46,280 But I swear I will not rest 159 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:51,494 Until I figure out who did this. 160 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,079 But for now I'm kinda pooped. 161 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:56,082 Let's pick this up in the Morning. 162 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:03,506 As mutt barkely always says, "Time to get ruff on crime." 163 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,593 I know it's difficult, But I need you 164 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,429 To identify the victim. 165 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,475 - [gasps] 166 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:14,934 That's him. 167 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,603 That's my kevin. 168 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:23,317 - alright, time to start the Investigation. 169 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,528 Hm? Cookie. 170 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,654 Guessing chocolate chip. 171 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:30,241 Perp had a sweet tooth. 172 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,493 And was a bird! 173 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,162 - you sure you know What you're doing? 174 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:37,373 - never question my methods. 175 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,374 - then what about that muddy Footprint? 176 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:43,212 - frankie, Let me handle this. 177 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,215 Ooh! A muddy footprint! 178 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,510 Now all I have to do is find the Shoe that matches this 179 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,179 And we have our suspect. 180 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,054 I'm good, aren't I? 181 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,056 - I know you're a ghost, 182 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,350 But can you please not stand on The body? 183 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,978 - no! 184 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:00,980 All: oh! 185 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,273 - come on, man. 186 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,567 - advance to taffy town! Woo-hoo! 187 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,571 - glad to see everyone's gotten Past my loss. 188 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,365 - what I meant to say was, 189 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:16,579 [weakly] "Advance to taffy town. Woo-hoo." 190 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,372 - well, I've cracked the case. 191 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:21,542 Figured out who destroyed The keyboard. 192 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,710 Great, who was it? 193 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,503 So I can write that person A thank you note. 194 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,173 - then maybe you should get a Pen, a paper, 195 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:30,468 Go to the post office, Buy a stamp and an envelope, 196 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,302 And since you have a pen And paper-- 197 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:34,430 Wait, where was I Going with this? 198 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,807 - you were telling us who killed Kevin. 199 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,477 - oh, yeah. It was you! 200 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,938 [howls] 201 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,314 - taylor? 202 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,399 What did kevin ever do To you? 203 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:49,237 You know, besides the constant Mocking. 204 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,988 - what made you think I did it? 205 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,782 - glad you asked. 206 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:57,119 It was dark the night the lights Went out on kevin. 207 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,663 You were furious because your Mom wouldn't let you go 208 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,957 To the concert. 209 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,291 - I am furious 210 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,710 Because my mom wouldn't let me Go to the concert. 211 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,630 - kevin's teasing didn't help Your mood, 212 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:14,637 So you snuck into the room with Revenge on your mind. 213 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,473 - this time I name the tune. 214 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,227 And it's called "Goodbye kevin." 215 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,396 [sad descending scale] 216 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,147 Victory dance! 217 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,649 [fart sound effect] 218 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,235 - what? That's ridiculous. 219 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,280 I don't victory dance like that. 220 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,824 - is this not your muddy shoe? 221 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,201 - [gasps] 222 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,286 - where'd you get that? 223 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,830 - I'm asking the questions. 224 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915 - how could you taylor? 225 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,167 - I'm asking the questions. 226 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,836 How could you taylor? 227 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:51,257 - mom, what's the punishment for Destroying the keyboard? 228 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,675 - scrubbing all the pans In the bakery for a week. 229 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:56,512 And you know I burn a lot of Stuff in those pans. 230 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,474 - fine, I confess. I hated kevin, he had to go. 231 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,310 - you have to buy me A new keyboard. 232 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,352 All: no! 233 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,772 - I mean, we'll talk about it. 234 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,191 Taylor, get to scrubbing. 235 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,280 - taylor, just one last thing. 236 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,369 You had mud on your shoe. 237 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,496 That means you went outside After you went to bed. 238 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,333 - case closed, louie, Let it go. 239 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,293 - it's just confusing. 240 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,045 You confessing so quickly. 241 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,671 It's suspicious. 242 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,465 Got something you wanna tell me, Taylor? 243 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:33,299 Because I'll sniff it out Of you. 244 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:37,970 [sniffing] - ok! 245 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,722 I didn't break the keyboard. 246 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,683 I left the muddy footprint After I snuck out 247 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,768 To the concert with scott. - ooh! 248 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:44,894 If michelle finds out 249 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,980 You're gonna be grounded. 250 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,940 - exactly. 251 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:50,941 I confessed to the little thing 252 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,819 So I don't get in trouble For the big thing. 253 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,655 - wait, if you didn't do it, That means the real culprit 254 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,823 Is still out there. 255 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,283 - and they must be wondering why I confessed. 256 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,036 We gotta find them so I can make Sure they keep quiet. 257 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,954 - yes! The case is back on. 258 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,916 [howls] 259 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,211 Ok, I need another nap. 260 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,715 - we have to find out who broke The keyboard 261 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,759 So I can make sure they never Confess to mom. 262 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,178 - well if you're gonna help me Investigate, 263 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,013 You need to look like an Investigator. 264 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:29,438 What? Mutt barkely's assistant Is sally stork. 265 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,149 - yeah, we're not doing this. 266 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:37,446 Wait, what's that? 267 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,781 - a vote for miles button. 268 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,951 Well that definitely means He was here. 269 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,620 Nobody else cares About his campaign. 270 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,872 - you think he could've done This? 271 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,792 - in mutt barkely, It's always the quiet ones 272 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,794 Who are filled with anger. 273 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,296 And when they finally snap, 274 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,341 Their rage explodes In unspeakable ways. 275 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,011 - hi, guys. Both: ahh! 276 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,348 - so are we not liking the Skinny jeans? 277 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,476 What do you guys want? 278 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,310 - answers! 279 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,145 You look nervous. 280 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:13,190 You're sweating. 281 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,818 - no, that's you. 282 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,194 - you're right! 283 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,779 I hope I'm not coming down With something! 284 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,157 - uh, louie, you're here To question the suspect. 285 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,243 - oh, yeah. 286 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:28,873 Miles, do you think I'm coming Down with something? 287 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,917 - what louie's trying to say is, "Fess up." 288 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,005 You said you wanted to smash The keyboard and this button 289 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,507 Puts you at the scene Of the crime. 290 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,133 Here's how it went down. 291 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:44,430 Being nice you figured nobody Would suspect you. 292 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,391 But still, you had to silence The one thing in this world 293 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,976 That could twist your words. 294 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,936 Kevin. 295 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:55,566 - ahh, I think that pig gave me The swine flu. 296 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,442 - louie, get the pig out Of here. 297 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,028 This is my reenactment. 298 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,323 And what was behind your back When you entered the room? 299 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,034 Your trusty sock puppet. 300 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,746 - [goofy voice] He-he! Don't make me do it, miles. 301 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,749 - [normal voice] You wanna go back on dad's foot? 302 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,001 Let's finish the job. 303 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,218 That's a good little sock. [fart sound effect] 304 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,094 That's ridiculous. 305 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,971 My sock puppet has A french accent. 306 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,934 - [french accent] He-ha! And zee people love it! 307 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,060 - just sign the confession. 308 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,021 - [normal voice] Why would I sign anything 309 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,398 When taylor's already confessed? 310 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,568 Wait. Muddy footprint. 311 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,320 False confession. 312 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,404 You went outside. 313 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,240 You went out to the concert. 314 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,908 - busted! 315 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,993 I mean, no, that's not it. 316 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,038 - taylor, you have to tell Your mom the truth. 317 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,415 - or you keep this To yourself and I'll 318 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,417 Be your campaign manager. 319 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,418 I'll design t-shirts, 320 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,461 Work on your speech, 321 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,587 Whatever you need. 322 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,589 - wow. You'd offer to do that? 323 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,966 - it's called a bribe, miles. 324 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:06,220 - oh, boy, now I feel like A real politician. 325 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,846 Deal! 326 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,807 Now, what if I told you guys I found 327 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:15,145 An interesting piece Of evidence myself? 328 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:19,108 Now, yesterday I saw frankie Looking through this catalogue. 329 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,360 Notice anything interesting on Page 12? 330 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:25,531 - whoa, that's a great deal On a new bassoon! 331 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,410 Well done, miles, well done. 332 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,245 - not that. 333 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,080 She circled a keyboard that has 334 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,000 Even more sound effects Than kevin. 335 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,377 - are you suggesting she Destroyed her own keyboard 336 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,587 To get a better one? 337 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,963 - is it possible frankie 338 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,215 Is so twisted she'd actually-- 339 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,593 What am I saying? Let's go! 340 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,639 - frankie, you in here? - hey, guys! 341 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,601 All: ahh! 342 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,686 - what are you doing in my room? 343 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,730 - we're on to you, Keyboard killer. 344 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,815 - what? Me? What kind of psycho 345 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,026 Would take out their own Keyboard? 346 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,652 - you do know that you're Sitting in a cabinet 347 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,488 With mannequin heads, right? 348 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,700 - ladies, dennis, you remember My sister. 349 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,620 - we have evidence, frankie. 350 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,954 - but taylor already confessed. 351 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,539 - she only said that because she Snuck out 352 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,126 To the concert with scott. 353 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,295 - why would I break My own keyboard? 354 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,881 - glad you asked. 355 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:24,465 Can I do this one? 356 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,592 Okay. 357 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,843 You led everyone to believe 358 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,928 That kevin was so important To you. 359 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,682 While in the back of your Twisted little mind, 360 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,935 You were already interested In another keyboard. 361 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,812 A newer, better model. 362 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,023 - sorry, kev, but your younger Brother tito 363 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:45,069 Has a state-of-the-art High def farter. 364 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,031 It was fun while it lasted. 365 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,035 [sad descending scale] [fart sound effect] 366 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,540 - okay, so I might have had My eye on something better. 367 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,376 But all I did was look. 368 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,378 I loved kevin. 369 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,672 He was the sibling I never had. 370 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,839 - what about me? 371 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,716 - you're the sibling I do have. 372 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,095 - know what I find interesting? 373 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,639 After the crime there was one Person who instantly 374 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,182 Offered to play detective. 375 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:18,394 Thereby removing himself From suspicion. 376 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,521 - of course! 377 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,731 Dennis! 378 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,774 - no, you bozo. 379 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,194 It would've gone like this. 380 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,738 Jealous that I was spending so Much time with kevin, 381 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,200 You decided to put an end to it. 382 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,454 - okay, kevin. It's hammer time! 383 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,289 Dangit! 384 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:43,001 [sniffs] Ah. 385 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,756 - oh, that's right, you couldn't Have done it. 386 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:52,052 - oh, yeah, I could have. 387 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,054 Uh, these are for you. 388 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,977 - wait, I just realized Something. 389 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,311 We spent all this time accusing Each other. 390 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,148 But we never considered Michelle and dad. 391 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,608 - yeah, but they're adult they Would never do 392 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,152 Anything like this. 393 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,946 - but I did find michelle's Cookie on the scene. 394 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:13,574 - and who eats mom's cookies The most? 395 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,659 All: mom! 396 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,708 - uh, michelle? 397 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,501 Everything ok? - sure. 398 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,377 You know, Just cleaning the table. 399 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:30,924 Why? - you're using whipped cream. 400 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,511 - yeah, so? 401 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,555 Okay, fine. 402 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,057 I'm just distracted because I have a feeling 403 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,683 Taylor didn't really Break that keyboard. 404 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,477 But why would she confess? 405 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:46,106 - oh, here it comes. 406 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,985 Budge. Fresh baked budge. 407 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,279 - I am not budging. 408 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,822 I just--I know she's Up to something. 409 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,492 - seems to me like she hated That keyboard and took it down. 410 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,245 And don't forget about the muddy Footprint. 411 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,540 Which you could clean Anytime now. 412 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,666 - wait a second. 413 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,879 I saw that same footprint by The backdoor, I--[gasps] 414 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,590 Taylor went to that concert! 415 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,134 Taylor, you snuck out Last night. 416 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,260 - what? 417 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,012 I was here breaking The keyboard. 418 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,181 Case closed, remember? 419 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,767 - I know for a fact you didn't Break that keyboard. 420 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,685 Don't lie to me. 421 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,521 - fine. I snuck out. 422 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,274 I'm sorry but I just didn't Think you-- 423 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,903 How do you know for a fact I Didn't break the keyboard? 424 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,614 - uh--mm--uh-- 425 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,991 Mother instincts. 426 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,034 Vibes, uh-- 427 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,703 Anyone want a cookie? 428 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,205 - michelle, 429 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,250 The only way you could know Taylor didn't do it 430 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:50,003 Is if you did it yourself. 431 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,798 - louie, you're so cute. 432 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,299 Little--little detective. 433 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,386 Little--little dog detective. 434 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,097 Little--little--little Ghost dog detective, 435 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,557 Okay, fine, I did it! 436 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,724 I broke kevin! 437 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,726 But I really tried to stop Myself. 438 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,312 Another successful day. 439 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,147 Being a mother, Running a business, 440 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,652 Yet still maintaining this Youthful glow. 441 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,571 Then I saw him. 442 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,656 The only flaw In my perfect life: 443 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:21,368 Kevin. 444 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,662 I was all ready to do it, But I stopped myself. 445 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,456 I knew it was wrong. 446 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,459 I really thought I could just Walk away. 447 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,753 Something came over me. 448 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,635 [sad descending scale] [fart sound effect] 449 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,849 Frankie, sweetie, I am so, so sorry. 450 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,183 - I can't believe you did this. 451 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,729 - so since mom is guilty I think We can all just pass 452 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,898 On any punishment. 453 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,149 - wrong. 454 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,400 You're grounded for a week. 455 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,776 That means no scott For a week too. 456 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,529 - no scott. 457 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:01,325 - well, that was An interesting day. 458 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,952 I'm going to head upstairs for Band practice. 459 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,786 Play some real music. 460 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,915 - hang on a second dad. 461 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,708 You know, there was one clue 462 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,710 That never really made sense To me. 463 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,921 This ghost feather! 464 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,883 - louie, the case is over. 465 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,468 Let's just move on. 466 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,304 - in mutt barkely the guilty Person always says, 467 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:27,684 "The case is over. Let's just move on." 468 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,271 Ah! Perfect match. 469 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,606 Which puts you At the scene, pops. 470 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,150 Let me break it down For you guys. 471 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:39,196 When michelle went to Go after kevin, 472 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,823 She didn't know dad came in Right behind her, 473 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,617 Prepared to do the dirty deed Himself. 474 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,913 But he was more than happy to Let michelle do it for him. 475 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997 But once she changed her mind, 476 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,959 He decided to use His ghosting skills 477 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,753 To finish the job. 478 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,263 [sad descending scale] [fart sound effect] 479 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,854 - louie, that's the craziest Theory you ever-- 480 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,692 - he's right! I did it! 481 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,818 But I had to. 482 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,612 That thing was offensive to Musicians everywhere. 483 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,491 - ray, how dare you use me to Carry out your heinous crime? 484 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:28,412 I mean, we're all glad you did, But how dare you! 485 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,915 - this case if officially Closed. 486 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,041 [howls] 487 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,584 [cat yell] 488 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,796 Ooh, a cat! 489 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,633 - sorry, frankie, for breaking Your keyboard. 490 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,552 I'll do what I have to to make It up to you. 491 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:49,141 - well, how about teaching me To play a real instrument? 492 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,019 - that would really Make me happy. 493 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,899 - I'm not happy, you happy? 494 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,652 - not happy! 34847

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