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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:36,765 --> 00:00:39,285 - Frankenstein's Jewish. Yeah. 4 00:00:39,285 --> 00:00:41,385 - The whole thing is Nazi propaganda. 5 00:00:42,745 --> 00:00:44,525 - I don't think that's accurate. 6 00:00:44,525 --> 00:00:48,225 - No, no, no. Okay. I, I know that sounds crazy, but really, 7 00:00:48,225 --> 00:00:51,205 after studying the, the back cover art of the book 8 00:00:51,205 --> 00:00:52,445 for a little while now, 9 00:00:52,445 --> 00:00:54,825 that's the only explanation that logically fits. 10 00:00:55,825 --> 00:00:58,025 - I always thought of Frankenstein more as Cherokee. 11 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:04,425 - You, you thought of Frankenstein as Roki. Look, 12 00:01:05,555 --> 00:01:07,445 - Maybe we should give him a ride. 13 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:09,865 - Why? - Well, it's the Christian thing to do. 14 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,495 - What's he even doing out here? 15 00:01:14,495 --> 00:01:15,745 - Only one way to find out, 16 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:20,005 - Hey, do you need a ride? Yeah. 17 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:22,885 - Oh, I've been staying around here since the show ended. 18 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:27,885 My car broke down. Where are you headed? Oh, Lucy's. 19 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:32,485 Well, come on. Thanks. I really appreciate this. 20 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:35,604 - Oh, that's no problem. That was my idea. 21 00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:37,845 That's the Christian thing to do. Yeah. 22 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:39,164 You might be a blown stranger, 23 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:41,295 but there's nothing wrong with being a Buffett fan. 24 00:01:41,295 --> 00:01:44,045 What can possibly go wrong? Right. 25 00:01:44,045 --> 00:01:47,104 - You know, you are All right, man. Thanks. 26 00:01:47,104 --> 00:01:49,035 Interesting show tonight, huh? Yeah, man. 27 00:01:49,035 --> 00:01:53,825 Jimmy, all you can eat can never be topped. Nope. Indeed. 28 00:01:53,825 --> 00:01:55,945 That, that's precisely what I was thinking. 29 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:59,505 You know, that was my 27 time seeing him. 30 00:02:00,365 --> 00:02:04,085 - Really? Oh my God. You must be a, a really big fan. 31 00:02:04,085 --> 00:02:06,265 - Wow. Oh yeah. I have my own band 32 00:02:06,265 --> 00:02:09,145 that covers his music called The Well Tan G String. 33 00:02:10,155 --> 00:02:13,885 - Right on dude. Wow. 34 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,345 - Though it's really impossible to play all of his songs 35 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,775 with only one string. 36 00:02:17,775 --> 00:02:21,704 Yeah. Yeah. Such a great show tonight. 37 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:24,625 I just wish he had played Crayola Crayola. 38 00:02:25,485 --> 00:02:26,585 I'm not sure I'm familiar with that. 39 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,645 You mean you've never heard of Crayola? 40 00:02:30,645 --> 00:02:32,545 - What'd she just say? You Little Beach? 41 00:02:32,545 --> 00:02:34,665 - I don't know much. Jimmy's always 42 00:02:34,665 --> 00:02:35,945 been more my wife's thing. 43 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:37,285 I, 44 00:02:37,285 --> 00:02:39,585 - We listened to the whole album on the way to the show. 45 00:02:39,585 --> 00:02:42,105 What are you talking about? I are you guessing me again? 46 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:43,665 That's what you're doing. I don't, I don't 47 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:46,125 - Really recall - You Such a piece of shit. 48 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,145 That's what it is. Have you even memorized a 49 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,525 track listing of Florida Days? 50 00:02:49,525 --> 00:02:51,005 No. Huh? 51 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,885 - You know, I never really cared for that album. Oh 52 00:02:53,885 --> 00:02:55,245 - My God. 53 00:02:55,245 --> 00:02:57,365 You know what? You guys are just a bunch of posers. 54 00:02:57,365 --> 00:03:01,235 She probably just run off and go join the No Shoes Nation. 55 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:05,035 It's 1993. Stop the car, Gerald. 56 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:08,725 That, that, that's just I am, you know what? I'm done. 57 00:03:08,725 --> 00:03:11,365 You're the one driving dearest. Oh my God. You, that's it. 58 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:16,365 That's it. That's it. You open the door, get out, get out. 59 00:03:16,515 --> 00:03:19,595 It's time that, you know, you finally listen to that, 60 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:21,865 that therapist, you, you love so much, 61 00:03:21,865 --> 00:03:23,665 and it takes some personal space. 62 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,235 - But you can't stay here. 63 00:03:25,235 --> 00:03:27,954 It's out in the middle of nowhere on a Sunday night. 64 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:29,905 Come Monday, I'll be all right. 65 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:33,385 - Hey, - You stop talking. That shithead Posr. 66 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:38,045 And, and you, Gerald, if the phone doesn't ring, it's me. 67 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,105 So long time coming. 68 00:03:53,704 --> 00:03:55,805 - You know, Macy, some people would say that you're really 69 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:59,325 to blame for this, but really, it's nobody's fault. 70 00:03:59,325 --> 00:04:00,325 I gotta tinkle. 71 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:13,215 - Aw crap. - I think we have a flat tire. 72 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:14,215 - Oh, - No. 73 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:20,697 - Seriously. 74 00:04:26,105 --> 00:04:29,215 - What the - Hell? Son of a beach. 75 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,835 - Hey, Macy, have you seen my salt Shakers? 76 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:50,775 Mac? See Mac. See Mac? 77 00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:55,655 See Macy? Where are you? 78 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,034 Oh, I blew up my flip flop. 79 00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:03,315 - Oh, shit. 80 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:20,155 - I don't need the backstory. - Just 81 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:21,155 - Get to the facts. 82 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:27,115 - Hey, - In the Bayou the Moon, 83 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:31,235 so bride friends for a while, Jimmy Knight, 84 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:34,985 guitar Showman, kilo taking flight underneath the stars. 85 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:37,455 Everything just feels all right. 86 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:42,495 - Oh, - Just feels all right. 87 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:46,665 So race up our glass. 88 00:05:46,665 --> 00:05:49,155 Let's out Cheer to the single damn reason 89 00:05:49,155 --> 00:05:50,915 why we're all here. 90 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,885 Got friends. Byside. Another Kanga wrong. 91 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:57,605 Grab a damn beer and help me sing this song. 92 00:05:59,185 --> 00:06:02,605 - Oh, - Sing this song. 93 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:09,525 Welcome to this place where the fun is in the air. 94 00:06:11,415 --> 00:06:15,005 Heads gathered. Not one of us with anger, air 95 00:06:16,195 --> 00:06:20,925 with drinks in our hand and keys gone for the night. 96 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:25,945 We toast to tomorrow. 97 00:06:25,945 --> 00:06:28,365 And that painful morning 98 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:36,245 to be all that's right. 99 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,305 It's gonna be alright. Alright. 100 00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:44,605 - You hook me up with a crazy chick again. 101 00:06:45,825 --> 00:06:48,995 - Didn't say crazy. I said paranoid. 102 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:51,935 - Yeah. Well, that's like your personal point of view, man. 103 00:06:51,935 --> 00:06:53,445 Don't go this way. The light 104 00:06:53,445 --> 00:06:55,025 down here, it makes you wait forever. 105 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:56,025 We could take another 106 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:03,015 - No, let him sleep. 107 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:05,155 It doesn't smell like he shit his pants yet. Yeah. 108 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:05,988 - I don't smell 'em. 109 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,505 - So this party thing, we're going to, 110 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:17,335 it's like an all you can eat food festival. 111 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:20,275 - No, it's, it's a Jimmy Buffett's impersonator 112 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:22,935 contest. It's not a buffet. 113 00:07:22,935 --> 00:07:24,555 - Oh. I thought 114 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:27,075 that meant there was like a dinner show or something. 115 00:07:27,955 --> 00:07:30,515 I can't believe I let you talk me into coming. 116 00:07:30,515 --> 00:07:32,595 I don't even like Jimmy Buffet. Everybody 117 00:07:32,595 --> 00:07:34,225 - Loves Jimmy Buffett. 118 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:37,955 He's an American icon. Like Jerry Springer, 119 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,088 - Man. 120 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:54,488 Oh. 121 00:07:54,488 --> 00:07:59,235 - Oh, where's the party - Dude? 122 00:07:59,235 --> 00:08:01,055 What are you wearing? 123 00:08:01,055 --> 00:08:02,435 - Me? It's pirate garb. 124 00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:05,295 - Look like you're from the middle ages. 125 00:08:05,295 --> 00:08:06,545 - You're middle aged pirates. 126 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:07,875 - Yeah. What middle aged pussies? 127 00:08:10,665 --> 00:08:12,155 - Shit. - What? 128 00:08:13,265 --> 00:08:15,265 - It's a Jeep. - What's a Jeep? 129 00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:17,015 - It's a four wheel drive altering vehicle. 130 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:21,695 No, it's, it's not a what? It's a who? It's a some bum. 131 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:24,145 We pay to look after the place. 132 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,315 - What? Is he dangerous or something? 133 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:30,595 - Not really. I'd say he is more sad, to be honest. 134 00:08:32,075 --> 00:08:34,815 I think his wife left him high and dry years ago 135 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,414 and never really recovered. 136 00:08:37,414 --> 00:08:39,075 And honestly, I think 137 00:08:39,075 --> 00:08:40,554 that was probably the last time he was dry. 138 00:08:41,495 --> 00:08:44,455 - But he's a bitch. - No, like he's an alcoholic. 139 00:08:44,455 --> 00:08:45,795 - Oh, nice. I, 140 00:08:46,745 --> 00:08:49,155 - That being said, better play it safe. 141 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:51,315 Don't take any candy. He brings you. 142 00:08:52,185 --> 00:08:53,018 - Good call. 143 00:09:07,185 --> 00:09:09,885 - Hey, Jeep. How's it going? 144 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,035 Okay, good talk. 145 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,805 - You don't wanna go down to that water. 146 00:09:25,385 --> 00:09:29,145 - Why is that exactly - That thing down there? 147 00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:32,485 It ain't right. It ain't natural. 148 00:09:34,315 --> 00:09:35,605 - Okay. What thing? 149 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:44,055 - Opera shark. - Excuse me. 150 00:09:44,055 --> 00:09:46,185 - About six months back, 151 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,445 - Ladies and gentlemen, a terrible tragedy this evening. 152 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:53,275 Indeed. A talker who goes by the handle opera Daddy 153 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,755 was tragically eaten alive by a shark. 154 00:09:55,755 --> 00:09:57,115 We have footage of the event 155 00:09:57,115 --> 00:09:58,495 and we are about to play it for you now. 156 00:09:58,495 --> 00:09:59,975 Now, if your discretion is advised, 157 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,335 because you will have to listen 158 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,525 to some opera music. Let's roll the tape. 159 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:08,525 - What is up my fellow hashtag shark aficionados? 160 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:13,235 It's me. Your favorite opera singer? Hashtag opera Daddy. 161 00:10:13,235 --> 00:10:16,155 Follow me on TikTok, follow me on Instagram. 162 00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:20,335 And I am just out here so excited about 163 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:26,195 sharks and I have been introduced to this smear 164 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:29,395 campaign about our thin friends. 165 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,755 And I'm here to tell you, I don't appreciate it. 166 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:35,815 So as a show of my support, I'm here to engage 167 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:40,865 in the art of song with my fellow thin friends. 168 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:42,975 Isn't that right? We're gonna hit 'em with a little, we 169 00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:01,975 - They say, you could still hear the muffled sounds of 170 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:06,615 that sad, tragic clown when 171 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:07,615 that thing draws near. 172 00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,135 - So the guy's still alive, isn't 173 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,135 - There? 174 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:14,975 Well, yeah. The shark ate him hole. 175 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,175 - I'll steer clear the water, - The sun too. 176 00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:22,455 - You're kind of tying my hands here, man. It's a camp. 177 00:11:24,555 --> 00:11:27,255 - That's what she thought too. - Who? 178 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:30,588 - Karen. 179 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,185 - All right, Jeep. We'll see you later. 180 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,035 Ugh. What the shit, dude? 181 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:48,315 - Sorry, friend. Didn't mean to panic your pickle. 182 00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:51,835 Panic My what? Oh, don't mind. Old four wheeler there. 183 00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,135 Perky. Karen's death. 184 00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:54,645 Death had nothing to do with the amount 185 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,445 of s pf one 50 on her skin. 186 00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:02,155 That right? Everyone around these parts knows 187 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,385 that it was coronal, mass eject. 188 00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:08,745 Or like the city slickers. Call it solar flare. 189 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:11,285 It erupted a bunch of solar radiation 190 00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,795 that deflected off the Aurora Boreal 191 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:17,425 that amazingly reflected right through the window 192 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,945 of our friendly neighbor's Ace's big rig. 193 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:23,395 And while those Scientologists said it created an effect 194 00:12:23,395 --> 00:12:25,685 like an ant under a microphone. 195 00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:30,375 - Wait, you say Scientologists? 196 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:34,195 - I'm sorry. I guess I had a slippery tongue phenomenon. 197 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:38,275 I meant gynecologist. Of course, her death was no big deal. 198 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:41,455 I mean, her poetry was not well received. 199 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:44,475 - Is this guy an escaped mental patient? No. 200 00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,355 No. That's Gareth. 201 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,525 - Garth. - Gareth, 202 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,415 - Garth, - Gareth. 203 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:56,755 - I'm sorry. One more time. I I can come here. Come, come. 204 00:12:58,095 --> 00:13:02,675 Gareth. Oh, it's Gareth. It's Gareth. 205 00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:05,455 - So where you standing behind this wall? 206 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,295 Man, you, you hiding something? 207 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:10,665 - No. Good fences. Make good neighbors. What? 208 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,235 - What the, how'd you get back here? 209 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,515 - I pulled a sneaky one on you. 210 00:13:15,515 --> 00:13:17,115 I squeezed down the brown hole when your 211 00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,255 back was turned. You did. 212 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,665 - You did what to me. - I went through the hole. 213 00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:22,665 Made a hole. 214 00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:29,655 - Guys, I think I need a drink and a long ass shower. 215 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,875 - Well, we'll be seeing you, Gareth. 216 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,615 - Always a pleasure. Double J. 217 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:44,115 - Taste this. Oh, 218 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,505 that tastes like straight tequila. 219 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:48,045 It is. 220 00:13:48,045 --> 00:13:52,195 - Who's ready to get drunk and screw? Oh, 221 00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:54,765 - We're not snuff queens. 222 00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,385 What the hell is a snuff queen? 223 00:13:57,385 --> 00:13:58,515 I'll explain it to you later, 224 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,065 - Dude. 225 00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:02,435 Where'd you get those from? 226 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:03,875 Remember earlier when we were talking to Jeep? Yeah. 227 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:47,325 - It is time to see the world. It's time to kiss some girls. 228 00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,745 - Pastor Gula on two, easily. I'm a one 229 00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:53,595 - Man band with no media playing, right? 230 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,405 - Tonight. I just need my guitar. 231 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,765 You're one of our own down there. 232 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:01,035 You never drink alone down there. 233 00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:02,965 - Baab Breeze too Damn easy. 234 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:09,085 - Bam. A what did you say - The name of the song? 235 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:14,935 - Bama Breeze. LOL. It's Bama Breeze dude. 236 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,805 - Bama Breeze. - Yeah. Bama. 237 00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:21,945 We all know it was written about Obama. 238 00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:24,095 - What are you talking about? 239 00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:27,555 - Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States. 240 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:28,555 Catch up. 241 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,975 - We know who Barack Obama is. 242 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,345 Okay, question is, why do you think that song is about him? 243 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:40,925 - I mean, everything. First off, the title Bama, 244 00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:44,845 second Breeze, like a, you know, tropical island breeze 245 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,225 of which only someone like JB can write about. 246 00:15:49,685 --> 00:15:51,265 And what state fits 247 00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:55,045 that description better than Florida, Hawaii. 248 00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:58,705 And where was Obama from? That's right. Huh? Vi e. 249 00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:03,975 - It's a bit of a stretch, don't you think? 250 00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:05,835 - Let the ladies in free with the fake id. 251 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,795 It's textbook foreshadowing about the whole 252 00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:11,115 birth certificate debacle. 253 00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:16,755 1984. Mick Jagger passed through town. 254 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,515 We all know what Obama was doing in 1984. 255 00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:23,645 Michelle. Shit. 256 00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:26,615 - What? What the hell does Obama have to do 257 00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:28,405 with the Birdman? 258 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,625 Just get back to the damn 259 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,685 - Story. 260 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,935 - Says online that Jimmy Buffett never 261 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,555 even wrote Bama Breeze. 262 00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,455 - Ugh. What? This game's dumb. 263 00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:40,925 It's not enough. Hey, I'm getting boozed. 264 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:44,585 You've been knocking back triple since 6:00 AM You smell 265 00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:47,645 like hemmingway taint only half drunk. 266 00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:51,895 Not this again. Look, I'm getting more booze. 267 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,675 What do you guys want? 268 00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,365 - Nowhere's gonna be open this late. 269 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:59,245 - It's 11:00 AM - Look. SUV his shack. 270 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:00,915 There's definitely alcohol in there. Dude. 271 00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:04,545 Stop messing with Jeep. That booze is all he is got. 272 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,405 Ah, he'll survive. Survive. 273 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,845 Yeah. Stay alive. 274 00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:13,275 - What about parrot heads? - We're all parrot heads. 275 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:16,685 - I'm not. - It's just a stupid story. 276 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,625 It's a stupid true story 277 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,135 - About a parrot man, - Para parrott head. 278 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:24,895 - I don't follow. - The story goes 279 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:29,065 that there's this werewolf like creature that turns into a 280 00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:33,975 Parrothead man and attacks people who aren't big enough. 281 00:17:33,975 --> 00:17:36,375 Jimmy Buffett fans. It's, it's nonsense. 282 00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:39,815 - What makes them turn the moon. 283 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,295 - You believe in the moon. 284 00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:48,495 Also, it's sobriety. 285 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:52,125 - What if it's Jeep? - Yeah. 286 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,765 - Speaking of Jeep, I'm gonna - At that booze 287 00:17:58,065 --> 00:17:59,065 - Bar if, wait. 288 00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,075 Yeah. Mike is sober out there. 289 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:01,908 - Good looking out. 290 00:18:20,945 --> 00:18:23,125 - Oh no, - Black. 291 00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:28,505 - Not again. - Fuck. 292 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:15,765 - Oh, there we go. Finally 293 00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:21,235 - Piss. 294 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,045 - It doesn't taste like piss 295 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:34,555 - Nice. 296 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,385 - I have been drunk now for over two weeks. Shit. 297 00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:44,475 - Old man. You scared the shit outta me. 298 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,805 - Well, oh, scratch that. 299 00:19:49,285 --> 00:19:53,245 Probably two decades. What? Here we are. 300 00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:57,805 - Right on, man. I'm gonna get outta here. No, 301 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,245 - See, I can tell 302 00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:04,605 you got a schoolboy heart. 303 00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:11,785 Now I need booze. And you got my 40. 304 00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:13,185 You gotta give it to me. 305 00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,365 - I'm gonna, oh Jesus'. Psycho tcho. 306 00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:28,715 The contest starts tomorrow night around seven. 307 00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,255 It's about a two hour drive. 308 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:34,035 So we're gonna wanna leave about 6:00 AM 309 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:36,205 - What? Four. 310 00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:38,225 - Gotta get a good spot. The tailgate. 311 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,355 - What happens at the tailgate? 312 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:45,275 - You'll love it. Everyone hangs out drinking, playing. 313 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,755 Buffet tunes in the parking lot. 314 00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:50,245 - Let me just get this straight just 315 00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:52,055 so we're all in the same latitude here. 316 00:20:52,055 --> 00:20:54,225 We're going to a Jimmy Buffett impersonator contest 317 00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,265 to listen to Jimmy Buffett music drink 318 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,485 and listen to Jimmy Buffett 319 00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:58,875 impersonators sing those same songs. 320 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,445 Only worse. But 321 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,305 before all that, we're gonna hang out in an asphalt parking 322 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,405 lot, listening to the same exact music, 323 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:06,925 with the same exact people and drinking. 324 00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:10,105 But before all that, we came out to Jerry Jeff's camp 325 00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,765 to drink and listen to Buffett tunes. 326 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,625 - That's about the size of it. - Yeah, 327 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,625 - Sounds about right. 328 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:18,995 - What do you want on your burger? 329 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:23,895 - Lettuce. Tomatoes, Hans 57 fries. A pickle and a beer. 330 00:21:23,895 --> 00:21:26,045 - Let's stick the boat out. - I'm driving. 331 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:31,275 - Fuck you are. - What? 332 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:34,945 - Your spastic ass flipped the kayak in Key West 333 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,065 and lost the keys to the rental car. 334 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:40,605 Not to mention getting us lost at sea. 335 00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:44,685 Somehow after we already lost the boat, we were stranded on 336 00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:47,395 that sandbar until monsoon season ended. 337 00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:49,425 - That was you drinking with Qatar. 338 00:21:49,425 --> 00:21:51,825 And also, didn't we say we're gonna talk about rape island? 339 00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:54,125 - It would've been fine if you hadn't invited 340 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,525 that pirate Parker to go drinking with us. He 341 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,525 - Saved us from drowning. 342 00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,125 It seemed appropriate. Not to mention he rescued us from 343 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,235 that uncontacted tribe. 344 00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:02,785 Yeah, the dude was facing four decades 345 00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,565 in a Haitian penitentiary. 346 00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:05,565 Remember any of that? 347 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,405 - Starting to feel like there's 348 00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:09,405 - A lot of story. 349 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:10,885 Of course I do. Story. I remember all of it. 350 00:22:11,745 --> 00:22:15,365 That's the problem in my nightmares. 351 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,445 I can still see all those gaunt, 352 00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:21,285 barefoot children standing completely silent in the rain 353 00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:25,805 knee, deep in the waves, just staring at us 354 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,925 after we barely managed to make it off shore. 355 00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:32,905 When I closed my eyes, I could still see what they did 356 00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:34,385 to the Christian missionary we met there. 357 00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:35,385 Thaddeus, 358 00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:38,145 - He was only there 'cause he 359 00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,105 wanted to deliver him presents. 360 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,745 If only he'd been a little quicker to the boat. 361 00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:44,225 Maybe we all made it off 362 00:22:46,455 --> 00:22:48,325 then maybe we could have went convinced ourselves. 363 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,985 We were simple children playing simple children's games. 364 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,585 Maybe I wouldn't have to wake up for my sleep screaming. 365 00:22:57,785 --> 00:22:59,865 - I really feel like we're missing some major details here. 366 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,485 - Let's just say that Key West was a long time 367 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,505 ago and leave it at that. 368 00:23:10,685 --> 00:23:14,865 - But I loved her. - I don't know 369 00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:17,165 what it is, but I get the feeling. 370 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,505 I'm missing a lot of backstory here. 371 00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,905 - I guess it's just one of those times you had to be there 372 00:23:28,685 --> 00:23:29,518 - To the boat. 373 00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:35,455 This is the boat, huh? 374 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,655 - Yeah. It's pretty dope, right? 375 00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:40,625 - Yeah. If you mean dope as in a shitty canoe in a lake. 376 00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,835 - Alright, that was uncalled for Paris. 377 00:23:44,835 --> 00:23:45,765 - Can you check in that - Cooler 378 00:23:45,765 --> 00:23:46,825 and make sure there's beer? 379 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:47,658 Oh. Hmm. 380 00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:53,665 Hmm. What the hell's this? 381 00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:56,185 - Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get her. Alright. 382 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,095 - That's my grandfather's spear gun. Let's 383 00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,475 - Watch where you're pointing. Let's try it out. 384 00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:05,005 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Because 385 00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,045 - This boat really - Sucks. 386 00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:13,045 - Get outta here. Four doors. Family sedan. 387 00:24:29,395 --> 00:24:30,395 Stop 388 00:24:44,355 --> 00:24:45,355 - Here. 389 00:24:45,355 --> 00:24:46,188 Lemme show you how it's done. 390 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,995 This thing's fucking busted. 391 00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:18,425 - Ah. - Oh 392 00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:20,515 - Shit. Dani killed someone. 393 00:25:21,415 --> 00:25:24,295 - Oh, really? - Okay. 394 00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,635 That's enough finger pointing and spear pointing. 395 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,965 - How do y'all, I thought I was all, all alone out here. 396 00:25:32,885 --> 00:25:33,925 I thought I was on my own. 397 00:25:34,955 --> 00:25:36,435 - Gareth, are you all right? 398 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:40,265 - Oh, spear thing. Yeah. Stings a little. 399 00:25:40,265 --> 00:25:44,135 Y'all didn't mean to impale me. Y'all. Y'all are nice folks. 400 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:47,665 I got so absorbed in my activities that 401 00:25:49,545 --> 00:25:53,205 I wasn't abreast of the, the moment, the situation. 402 00:25:53,205 --> 00:25:54,545 - That's gotta be the most vague 403 00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:57,235 and disconcerting answer I've ever heard. 404 00:25:57,235 --> 00:25:59,045 Thank you. 405 00:25:59,045 --> 00:26:02,035 - What activities are you doing up in the tree, Gareth? 406 00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:06,675 - The normal regular ones like bird peeping. You 407 00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,655 - Mean bird - Watching? 408 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:10,695 That's, that's the one. 409 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:14,345 - And just what kind of birds are you looking for? 410 00:26:14,345 --> 00:26:18,615 - There's a, a diverse local group of, of tits and warblers 411 00:26:18,615 --> 00:26:21,585 and, and breasted, booby cocks that, 412 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:25,375 that really make up the local bird peeping scene. 413 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:30,135 And man, I, I do enjoy a stare 414 00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:32,555 gander, if you will, at all the diverse 415 00:26:32,555 --> 00:26:33,715 wildlife we have around here. 416 00:26:34,775 --> 00:26:37,415 - Didn't know we had any of those birds around here. Oh, 417 00:26:37,415 --> 00:26:40,155 - You gotta know where to get the, the best views. 418 00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:44,925 - Well, as fun and educational as this has been, 419 00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:47,225 I think birdwatching hours are over. 420 00:26:47,225 --> 00:26:49,065 You need any help getting home, Gareth? 421 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,835 - Oh, I'll be fine on my own. 422 00:26:50,835 --> 00:26:52,565 This is not the first time I've been 423 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,895 penetrated by an object. 424 00:26:54,895 --> 00:26:56,335 - See ya, Gareth. 425 00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:59,395 - Not if I see you first. Y'all come back now. You here. 426 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:13,905 - So where to go? I think I'm gonna go for a swim. 427 00:27:13,905 --> 00:27:15,515 Wash this drool off of me. 428 00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:25,025 - Who could that be? What are you doing here? Bird brain. 429 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:26,798 - Ah, 430 00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:44,575 Marvin, where the hell have you been? 431 00:28:44,575 --> 00:28:46,305 - Dude, I got munched on 432 00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:47,705 by the housing challenge over there. 433 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,345 Jeep. Yeah. 434 00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:55,115 I'm gonna, hold on. I'm gonna call him. 435 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:03,005 I need a beer. Somebody Gimme one. Oh, thanks buddy. 436 00:29:06,885 --> 00:29:10,655 It's not enough. It's never enough. 437 00:29:11,955 --> 00:29:16,605 You all right dude? Yeah, yeah. 438 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:18,005 I just, I just need to soak her up. 439 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:20,525 You know, I'm gonna grab, I'm gonna take a piss. 440 00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:25,435 All right. Jeep's not picking up, 441 00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:28,295 so I'm gonna go down and talk to him. 442 00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:32,245 He can't be doing this. We, we talked about this. 443 00:29:32,245 --> 00:29:33,305 Lemme back in a second, guys. 444 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,138 - I'll come with you. 445 00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:09,515 - So you wanna play parts? Cheesy? Jeep. Jeep. 446 00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:14,515 Oh, but up, man. Come on. Are you come? Oh shit. 447 00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:18,915 - Let's just go. - We can't go. He can't, he can't do this. 448 00:30:18,915 --> 00:30:20,775 He can't, he can't just bite people. 449 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:21,815 I told him six times already. 450 00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:24,295 - He's - Bitten six people before. 451 00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:28,325 - No, but I told him not to six times. 452 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,455 There's gotta be a spare key around here somewhere. 453 00:30:35,365 --> 00:30:38,935 Jeep. All right, well, let's see. 454 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:41,975 Jeep, are you in here? 455 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:44,395 I, I don't mean to impede on your domicile, 456 00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,035 but we need to talk. 457 00:30:46,035 --> 00:30:50,085 Oh my God. You should not 458 00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,455 live in a place that smells like this. 459 00:30:53,015 --> 00:30:54,525 - A person lives here. 460 00:30:54,525 --> 00:30:58,085 - Yeah. You could call 'em that, huh? 461 00:30:58,085 --> 00:30:59,695 This is, this is unsettling. 462 00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,385 - I don't have a good feeling about this. 463 00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,535 - Let's, yeah, let's, yeah, let's just get outta here. 464 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,415 Holy shit. Jeep, 465 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:12,415 - After all these years of boozing, I always blamed her. 466 00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:15,535 And now I've come to realization. 467 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,975 That's my own damn fault. 468 00:31:21,035 --> 00:31:23,075 - You know what? Stop the car. Stop the car. 469 00:31:23,075 --> 00:31:27,855 You're, you're driving. Not anymore. 470 00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:11,805 - It is my own damn fault. 471 00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:23,455 - What? You never had a man die on top of you. 472 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:27,818 - What? 473 00:32:33,475 --> 00:32:34,955 - 30 years of boozing. 474 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,935 The cumulative hangover finally did him in. 475 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,695 - Let's, let's just go back to the camp and call the police. 476 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,055 - Marvin, you okay in there? 477 00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,415 - Is he okay? How would I know that? Dude? 478 00:33:04,285 --> 00:33:05,935 - Just don't choke on your own. Vomit. 479 00:33:17,155 --> 00:33:18,155 He is gone. 480 00:33:22,885 --> 00:33:24,605 - All right. I, I got you. I got you. 481 00:33:24,605 --> 00:33:27,465 It was a second store window he jumped out of. I got you. 482 00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:28,465 Keep going. 483 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:39,005 - Go for Peterson. Oh, you're here? Yeah. Great. 484 00:33:39,005 --> 00:33:41,055 No, just come around to the back. 485 00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:44,265 I'll be in the Jacos taking a soak. No, no, no. 486 00:33:44,265 --> 00:33:46,565 I'll take care of the Uber. Don't worry about it. 487 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,665 See you soon. Sweet cheeks. 488 00:33:58,015 --> 00:34:02,705 - Mohamed. One star. That's for nine 11. 489 00:34:12,005 --> 00:34:14,385 Oh yeah. Come on in, baby. Pour yourself a drink. 490 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:38,815 Well, Jeep's dead. 491 00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:42,284 - You kill him. - What? 492 00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:47,065 - Right on. - Marvin's gone too. 493 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:49,105 Where the hell is Marvin Gardens? 494 00:34:49,105 --> 00:34:50,324 Why'd you just use his full name? 495 00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,594 He's probably dead in a ditch somewhere. 496 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,355 Oh, he's such an asshole. 497 00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,574 - But we still look for him. No, 498 00:35:01,915 --> 00:35:02,915 - No. 499 00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:03,748 Delaney's. Right. We need to go find him. 500 00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,945 - Marvin. 501 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:26,395 - Hello Marvin. 502 00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,955 God so hot out here. Yeah, I know. 503 00:35:31,915 --> 00:35:34,515 I just wanna take off some of your clothing, huh? Look, 504 00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:40,145 - It's definitely bird poopy. 505 00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:43,735 It's definitely fresh. 506 00:35:48,225 --> 00:35:50,925 Looks like there was more to that story after all. 507 00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:52,335 - What? The story of e coli? 508 00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:56,885 - No. Story of the bird. Big damn bird. 509 00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,215 - What are you saying? There's a parrot man in the 510 00:35:58,215 --> 00:35:59,475 woods. And he ate Marvin. No, 511 00:35:59,475 --> 00:36:00,655 - Not a parrot man. 512 00:36:01,645 --> 00:36:05,495 A parrot head. I'll ask Marvin. I knew the, well 513 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,465 - You just met him. 514 00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:10,735 - It's Hamlet. - His name's Marvin. 515 00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:16,105 - Nevermind. - This can't be Marvin. 516 00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,955 Marvin had six toes. 517 00:36:17,955 --> 00:36:19,885 - What are you saying? - This can't be Marvin. 518 00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,705 Marvin had six toes. 519 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:23,085 - No, I mean, what does that mean? 520 00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:26,835 - That the Birdman ate someone else, not Marvin. 521 00:36:26,835 --> 00:36:28,295 Who knows how many someone else is. 522 00:36:29,475 --> 00:36:32,445 - We need to get the others and get out of here. Let's go. 523 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:33,655 - Alright, so wait a second. 524 00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:38,185 Why didn't Jerry, Jeff and Paris go looking for 'em too? You 525 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:48,625 - Wanna go have sex? 526 00:36:49,965 --> 00:36:52,995 - What? Like together? Yeah. 527 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,695 We just found a dead guy. 528 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,845 - Yeah, but we really didn't know him. 529 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,725 - Still a dead guy. - But I didn't have sex. 530 00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:12,505 Every time I found a dead body, 531 00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:14,395 I'd probably still be a virgin. 532 00:37:14,395 --> 00:37:19,395 - Well that, yeah. 533 00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,595 I'm gonna call the cops first. 534 00:37:23,715 --> 00:37:25,365 - Suit yourself. I'm gonna go take a shower. 535 00:37:26,835 --> 00:37:28,495 - I'm sure you washed the cadaver off of you. 536 00:38:16,635 --> 00:38:17,535 Representative 537 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,645 Paris. 538 00:38:27,645 --> 00:38:30,495 - Yeah, - Paris. This isn't funny. 539 00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,495 You know I have that thing about chickens. 540 00:38:40,135 --> 00:38:40,968 - Paris, 541 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:46,888 Paris. 542 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,125 - Put some clothes on. We need to go. Why the concert's? 543 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,235 Not until tomorrow. 'cause parent head's real. What? 544 00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:41,525 Where's Jerry? Jeff, would you please put on a shirt? 545 00:40:42,425 --> 00:40:44,385 No shirt, no shoes. No problem. 546 00:40:44,385 --> 00:40:46,415 That's not even a Buffet song. 547 00:40:46,415 --> 00:40:48,365 These references have gotten out of control. 548 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:54,045 I need some fruitcake. She wants a fruitcake. 549 00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:28,395 Go faster. I'm, 550 00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,545 - He is on the roof. 551 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,225 - What - The, why would you bear arms? 552 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,485 - I'm not in. 553 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:41,075 - Hold it. Hold it. So Paris falls to the ground 554 00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:45,285 with the parrot headed man and Delaney and Bob. 555 00:42:45,285 --> 00:42:49,685 Just leave her there. That is some fucked up shit. 556 00:42:53,185 --> 00:42:54,405 - That's it. That's it. 557 00:43:25,295 --> 00:43:26,935 Shit. 558 00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:28,945 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I 559 00:43:28,945 --> 00:43:30,025 thought Delaney was driving. 560 00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,118 - I'm driving 561 00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:39,648 shit. 562 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,905 - Turn around. - What? 563 00:43:42,775 --> 00:43:44,295 - Turn the car around. 564 00:43:44,295 --> 00:43:46,345 - There's a Parrothead man back there registering a 565 00:43:46,345 --> 00:43:47,925 beach blanket up my eyes. 566 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:50,145 No thank you. There's gotta be another way 567 00:43:50,145 --> 00:43:52,585 out. Where are you going? 568 00:43:53,445 --> 00:43:55,685 - I'm through running. I've been running from parrot heads 569 00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:57,445 in Buffet my entire life. 570 00:43:57,445 --> 00:44:00,965 - But why? - Back in 83, 571 00:44:00,965 --> 00:44:02,965 my mom was in Maryville, Indiana. 572 00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:05,405 It was the one particular Harbor tour. 573 00:44:05,405 --> 00:44:08,745 She was in the second row of the holiday star theater. 574 00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:11,635 Jimmy Buffett saw my mom 575 00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:14,675 and he invited her backstage after the show. 576 00:44:15,705 --> 00:44:19,185 - Oh shit. Your dad's Jimmy Buffett. What? 577 00:44:19,185 --> 00:44:21,145 - No. No. 578 00:44:21,145 --> 00:44:23,925 One of the fans backstage spilled a margarita 579 00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,005 all over her brand new dress. 580 00:44:26,445 --> 00:44:27,805 Couldn't get that stain out. 581 00:44:29,065 --> 00:44:32,645 She raised me to hate him, but dammit, I can't. 582 00:44:33,555 --> 00:44:35,585 I've heard the call of the Mother Ocean 583 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,565 and I have to take the fight to Parrothead. 584 00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:39,915 Good luck, Rob. 585 00:44:40,865 --> 00:44:44,295 - My name's Bob. - I 586 00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:45,295 - It's fine. 587 00:44:45,295 --> 00:44:46,128 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 588 00:44:47,895 --> 00:44:50,105 - Just, you know, 'cause everything going on, I, 589 00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,335 - I said it's fine. It's cool. 590 00:44:52,335 --> 00:44:53,585 - Yeah, already then 591 00:45:03,315 --> 00:45:04,465 - Think I can ram 'em 592 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,165 - So long. 593 00:45:11,165 --> 00:45:12,655 Bert, 594 00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:13,935 - It's Bob. 595 00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:14,935 It's three letters. 596 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:18,815 - Para - Ahead 597 00:45:22,525 --> 00:45:25,425 - Off to see the Lizard's best album. 598 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:03,685 - All right, so let me get this straight. 599 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,445 You and a bunch of your friends went 600 00:48:07,445 --> 00:48:11,345 and stole a bunch of alcohol from some old alcohol dude 601 00:48:11,345 --> 00:48:14,385 who then bit you 602 00:48:14,385 --> 00:48:16,725 and look, I ain't judging my, my cousin's gay. 603 00:48:17,905 --> 00:48:21,525 But then you turned into a Parrothead monster 604 00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:26,605 and then you went and killed all your friends. 605 00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:31,985 And then you got attacked by some show tune singing shark. 606 00:48:31,985 --> 00:48:32,985 Is that right? 607 00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:36,105 - Yeah, that's pretty much the whole story. 608 00:48:37,055 --> 00:48:41,705 - Yeah. So riddle me this K Sabi. Why ain't you a bird now? 609 00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:46,755 - Because I'm drunk. Only turned into a bird when I'm sober. 610 00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:51,815 - I see. So we pick you up from behind the seven 11 611 00:48:51,815 --> 00:48:54,335 for stealing a bunch of land shark 612 00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:57,695 and now you're confessing to a quadruple murder. 613 00:48:57,695 --> 00:48:58,695 Is that right? 614 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,975 - Yes. Hey, can I get a beer? 615 00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:08,645 - No. No you could not. Come on. 616 00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:12,345 - Where are we going? - The crime scene bird shit. 617 00:49:12,345 --> 00:49:14,945 - Oh, I'm really gonna need up here before that. 618 00:49:16,345 --> 00:49:20,145 - Absolutely not. - Hey, I'm getting sober. 619 00:49:21,105 --> 00:49:24,025 I don't like me when I'm sober. Get 620 00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,275 - Your ass in the car, bird Shit. 621 00:49:26,275 --> 00:49:27,108 Let's go 622 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,205 Stay in the car. Bird shit. 623 00:49:50,205 --> 00:49:51,925 - No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 624 00:49:51,925 --> 00:49:52,925 - Bro. 625 00:49:52,925 --> 00:49:56,745 No, wait, wait, wait. Bojo, Buddo, Bojo. Beer Bojo here. 626 00:49:58,045 --> 00:49:59,265 - Ah shit. It's gone. 627 00:50:36,795 --> 00:50:38,325 - Well. Well, well Bird Brain 628 00:50:39,255 --> 00:50:41,685 looks like we got a little bit more to store to tip. 629 00:51:03,545 --> 00:51:08,425 - It is a quarter to five as a take a dive into drink. 630 00:51:08,425 --> 00:51:09,485 Number four. 631 00:51:12,745 --> 00:51:17,245 The El drunk sitting next to me share something 632 00:51:17,245 --> 00:51:18,245 I couldn't ignore. 633 00:51:21,265 --> 00:51:24,815 He said, son, you know I've seen it all 634 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:29,815 while I've got you sitting here for your own good. 635 00:51:30,405 --> 00:51:34,165 I hope you would hear this old man's greatest fear. 636 00:51:37,585 --> 00:51:40,265 I'm not afraid of sharks 637 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:43,005 or some big old hurricane, 638 00:51:44,545 --> 00:51:48,985 but really keeps me up at night is the thought 639 00:51:48,985 --> 00:51:50,485 of sober brain. 640 00:51:53,905 --> 00:51:57,385 All these years of drinking of cow, 641 00:51:57,385 --> 00:51:59,325 the other deems away. 642 00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:05,825 It's anxiety of sobriety. 643 00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,365 Now could you buy me some Bombay? 644 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:14,625 Yes. Anxiety of sobriety. 645 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:16,685 I'm gonna need some damn bomb. 646 00:52:24,955 --> 00:52:26,445 Plus had some Harmon as a baseline. 647 00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:28,185 Maybe a little progression in the background. 648 00:52:28,185 --> 00:52:30,075 But yeah, that's basically it 649 00:52:30,075 --> 00:52:32,275 - From the number one station. 650 00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:35,685 This is the story about love. A love story. 651 00:52:44,615 --> 00:52:45,475 Music is 652 00:52:45,475 --> 00:52:47,805 - Love - It loves music. 653 00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:58,725 Ing the song. Sing the song. Sing the song. 654 00:53:00,395 --> 00:53:01,405 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 655 00:53:08,155 --> 00:53:09,245 - I've been - Waiting 656 00:53:10,265 --> 00:53:12,515 - For a sign. 657 00:53:12,515 --> 00:53:13,485 - Will you hear that? 658 00:53:19,305 --> 00:53:21,845 - Now I'm dancing to, 659 00:53:27,105 --> 00:53:29,285 I'm holding it more rabbit. 660 00:53:32,555 --> 00:53:36,155 Like a treasure from the tree. Right 661 00:53:36,155 --> 00:53:37,155 - From the tree. 662 00:53:38,545 --> 00:53:40,965 - My body ain't confused no more. 663 00:53:41,825 --> 00:53:45,985 - You hear Don. - I'm looking at the 664 00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,325 sky singing. 665 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,085 I've been waiting for 666 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:08,405 - The, - I'm dancing to your 667 00:54:14,515 --> 00:54:16,165 - Then I know be for a long time 668 00:54:17,715 --> 00:54:20,225 - Because - I love you sir. 669 00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:24,965 And I wonder sight 670 00:54:26,335 --> 00:54:27,565 might is I tell you. 671 00:54:29,745 --> 00:54:33,485 - Be - Good, be good. Be good. Like you. You should 672 00:54:35,795 --> 00:54:38,765 - Rock it together - Good. 673 00:54:38,765 --> 00:54:40,005 And follow you 674 00:54:41,485 --> 00:54:42,485 - A pleasure. 675 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:43,465 So, 676 00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:47,475 - So my 677 00:54:47,475 --> 00:54:50,275 - Body aint confused. No more 678 00:54:50,275 --> 00:54:51,275 - Tell about it. 679 00:54:52,725 --> 00:54:57,605 - I love it when I'm high. See the spark while singing. 680 00:54:57,605 --> 00:55:01,445 - I - The sound 681 00:55:03,115 --> 00:55:06,545 - Waiting for a sight. 682 00:55:06,545 --> 00:55:07,765 - You what brother say. 683 00:55:13,505 --> 00:55:17,005 - Now am dancing to your, 684 00:55:25,345 --> 00:55:26,845 - So get up, move your feet, 685 00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:31,165 let shine the 686 00:55:34,385 --> 00:55:36,845 - Let - In your heart each and every day. 687 00:55:40,165 --> 00:55:42,125 I south only say 688 00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:46,085 - We're - Losing together. 689 00:55:49,545 --> 00:55:52,065 And Ching, wherever run the 690 00:55:52,065 --> 00:55:53,265 - Sea. 691 00:55:53,265 --> 00:55:54,265 - Do you hear - That 692 00:56:09,445 --> 00:56:10,445 - Brother? 693 00:56:12,555 --> 00:56:14,655 - For for a sign 694 00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:24,085 - Dancing. 695 00:56:27,075 --> 00:56:30,065 - Make it right. - Flash 696 00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:33,825 - It from the top for the very nice drop. 697 00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:36,845 You know, don't leave more stones unturned. 698 00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:40,565 The more you live is the more you learn. 699 00:56:48,915 --> 00:56:53,405 Live the life you love. Love the life you live. 700 00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:56,045 Cause music is mine to give 701 00:57:00,455 --> 00:57:01,288 earth live. 702 00:57:02,425 --> 00:57:04,125 And your may be locked up. 703 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:24,735 Shine 704 00:57:59,325 --> 00:58:01,355 - Like the moon landing. 705 00:58:01,355 --> 00:58:05,675 Do you believe in the moon? What makes 'em turn the moon? 706 00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:11,775 No, that doesn't work out. Double moons. 707 00:58:11,775 --> 00:58:14,075 - The angle cock. 708 00:58:16,345 --> 00:58:19,075 I'll cue you to grab. Yeah, no, no, no. 709 00:58:19,075 --> 00:58:20,775 I was just grabbing the hair until I grabbed the thing 710 00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:22,505 - For the him Hemi Buffet. 711 00:58:22,505 --> 00:58:24,555 It's literally him. Hemi Buffet. 712 00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,795 He sent us to the moon for real. 713 00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:30,275 This time he built a beach house up there. 714 00:58:46,685 --> 00:58:47,785 - Really Hope Scott. Record. 715 00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:51,305 Alright, Ville, scene nine, take one. 716 00:58:52,165 --> 00:58:54,345 Really get like you lean into, 717 00:58:57,725 --> 00:59:00,585 - But I meant to say instead of gynecologists. 718 00:59:02,175 --> 00:59:03,175 Gynecologists, 719 00:59:07,215 --> 00:59:09,605 - What the shit, dude, what was that last part? 720 00:59:09,605 --> 00:59:13,665 - Vagina Doctor. - What was that last part? Fuck. 721 00:59:16,655 --> 00:59:19,225 Tell me a line. You say what? Wait, what was that last part? 722 00:59:21,705 --> 00:59:25,085 All right, I'll start. Join a doctor. You don't say that. 723 00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:31,805 All right. You wrote this scene, 724 00:59:31,805 --> 00:59:34,185 dude, he didn't write this scene. 725 00:59:34,185 --> 00:59:37,405 You, I know. He can't stop laughing. It's so funny. 726 00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:40,885 I couldn't stop laughing. I take it as a compliment. 727 00:59:40,885 --> 00:59:42,555 I asked you if I had Lon, you never answered. 728 00:59:42,555 --> 00:59:44,205 Went back into it. You say it's, wait, 729 00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:45,645 what was the last Wait, what was that last part? 730 00:59:45,645 --> 00:59:48,225 I told it to you six times. We went over up there. 731 00:59:48,225 --> 00:59:49,565 Oh, I thought you were really asking us. 732 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,045 Hey, don't be mad at us. Your wife's angry. 733 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,605 Let's We carry it. 734 01:00:00,135 --> 01:00:05,135 Carry it. Touch your noses. Carry it. God, 735 01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:06,645 - If I remember it, did you get a nice 736 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,045 shot of the No, I did not. 737 01:00:08,045 --> 01:00:12,125 I need another one. God, Dylan, we need another beer. We do. 738 01:00:13,605 --> 01:00:14,545 You know what? Just put it on the ground. 739 01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:15,378 You don't need to open it. 740 01:00:15,378 --> 01:00:16,655 Just, it's a half drank beer. 741 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:17,965 Okay, we're picking up off the grill. 742 01:00:17,965 --> 01:00:20,975 Oh, you got another one? Great. Look at you. I love it. 743 01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:24,125 This isn't tall. Yeah, but the tall boy isn't a four year. 744 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:28,095 It doesn't matter. Shut up. Get outta beer. The corner. 745 01:00:28,095 --> 01:00:30,685 Come walk in the door from the beginning. Here we go. 746 01:00:30,685 --> 01:00:32,745 You still good buddy? Yes. Am I opening? I love you. 747 01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:34,765 Alright, let's do it. Am I open door? Open the door. 748 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,345 You You're gonna open the beer. Okay. Open the beer. 749 01:00:39,245 --> 01:00:40,945 - Do that again. But then you gotta stand up. Okay. Yeah. 750 01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,545 Am I thinking about the tinkle or the tinkle? 751 01:00:44,545 --> 01:00:47,545 It's like, that's what I do. That's what you dole. Okay. 752 01:00:48,675 --> 01:00:52,125 All right. All right. Action. You're all right, dude. 753 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:56,945 Yeah, man. I just need to sober up and tinkle you. 754 01:00:56,945 --> 01:01:00,175 Pierre, can you clear my frame mean it's got outta the way 755 01:01:04,435 --> 01:01:05,435 - If you want. 756 01:01:05,435 --> 01:01:06,635 Don, ignore what I'm saying to him. 757 01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,135 It has nothing to do with you. All right, here we go. 758 01:01:09,915 --> 01:01:11,055 And here we go. 759 01:01:13,695 --> 01:01:16,155 - Oh, all these years I've blamed her. 760 01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:23,315 - Who knows how many someone else has out there. Back it up. 761 01:01:23,315 --> 01:01:28,025 Do that line again. We Okay. 762 01:01:28,025 --> 01:01:30,545 That was really good. That was great. Okay. 53926

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