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- Okay, okay.
- That's enough of that.
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Hello, loyal viewers!
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Like me, you probably never
thought this day would come.
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I see some old friends.
I see new friends.
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I see friends who frankly
should put some pants on
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and venture outside
occasionally.
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Seriously, get some sun!
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But, for those who
are just joining us,
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here's a little something
to catch you up in the form
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of my incredibly exciting
superhero origin story!
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Metrocity,
a city full of danger,
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and only Metro Man was strong
enough to defend it from evil.
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Until I totally kicked his butt!
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That's me, Megamind.
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Incredibly handsome
criminal genius
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and master of all villainy.
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But without a hero to fight,
I felt lonely.
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So I created a new superhero
to play with named Titan.
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Unfortunately, he was a worse
villain than I ever was.
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It was then that I realized
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my destiny was not
to be a supervillain,
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but a superhero.
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I defeated Titan
and saved the day.
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I became Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.
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But little did I know,
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my greatest challenge
was yet to come.
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You're in
my personal space, bro.
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Oh, well,
excuse me for swimming!
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I don't think that
was a sincere apology!
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- It's not!
- Both of you, clam up!
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We got work to do.
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Go fish.
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Here goes.
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There it is.
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Catch of the day.
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Ooh, this little baby's
gonna be worth a fortune
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on the black fish market!
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You'd think with all
the time you guys spent
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swimming in "shools,"
you'd be smarter.
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Megamind?!
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I knew it was only
a matter of time
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before the Go Fish Gang
tried to steal
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the diamond-encrusted koi
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on loan from
the Beijing Water Palace.
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It's something the old evil me
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would've done
way back in the day.
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Sir, "way back in the day"
was just two days ago.
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That's all? Time certainly drags
when you're a good guy.
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Minion,
how could you possibly serve
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a bad guy who's turned hero?
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Quick correction there.
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Due to a cease-and-desist order
from popular fast food chain
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Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,
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I can no longer
call myself Minion.
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So, Megamind gave me a new name.
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Ol' Chum.
It means, "old friend."
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Yeah, well, chum also
means something else.
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Shark bait!
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Wait, chum means "shark bait"?
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Why, yes! Sharks love bait!
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It's a term of endearment.
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Aw!
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It looks like we're both
about to be shark bait!
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Not for long.
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Apex predators are
a whole lot cuter
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when you can put
them in your pocket.
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They're getting away, sir!
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Brainbot 227,
launch Porta-Prison!
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- Huh?
- Hey! What's going on here?
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That oughta hold you
until we can transfer you
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to your fishbowls.
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In jail... Huh?
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Whoopsie.
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Chum, this is
beyond embarrassing!
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Sorry, sir.
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Hey, Megamind! Your gadgets
are like the Titanic,
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a total disaster!
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How dare you!
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The Titanic was a delight
for most of the journey.
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After them!
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They're in a fish tank!
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You were great villains,
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but as heroes,
you guys are all wet!
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Let's finish them off!
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Chum, cube me.
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- Huh?
- What the?
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-Bullseye!
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Ha!
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Alley-oop.
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Whoa!
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Water in the hole!
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Huh?
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Sir, those bystanders
are about to get squished!
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It does not look good for them.
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Oh, right! I'm a hero now.
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May I suggest
the portal bazooka?
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You read my mind, Chum.
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Yay!
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Ah, shark!
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Crime.
It's a hard halibut to break.
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Chum, make a note.
No more puns.
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They're beneath us.
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Halibut! Like the fish!
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Brilliant, sir!
Just brilliant!
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And tell all your evil friends
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Metrocity has a new defender,
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and his name is Megamind!
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Aren't you forgetting
another defender, sir?
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Don't think so.
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You didn't, by chance,
forget about someone who,
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I don't know, say,
gallantly fought by your side?
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Ah, of course! How could
I have possibly forgotten?
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- Chum, my friend?
- Yes, sir?
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Fix Brainbot 227.
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That short-out was
a little embarrassing.
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Remember, I have a super
heroic image to maintain.
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Crime continues to plunge
since Megamind saved Metro city
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from the clutches of evil.
But now, villains,
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many who flew below
Metro Man's radar,
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are coming out of the woodwork.
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So far, our new blue hero
seems up to the task.
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And while many changes
are afoot in Metro City,
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the one constant is me,
Roxanne Ritchi,
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reporting on
the accomplishments of others.
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Huh. Honestly,
how did that sound?
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Like you just realized you've
lost all interest in your job,
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and you're going through
the motions.
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Other than that, slam dunk!
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- And you are?
- Keiko Morita,
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president of Megamind's
number-one streaming online
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fan club MegaWatch,
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covering all things blue
and super-heroic in Metro City.
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- Um... okay.
- Have time for a few questions?
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What is happening right now?
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Roxanne Ritchi,
you just helped Megamind
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save the city from Titan.
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So what's your
awesome next step?
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Next step?
A-And are you recording this?
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Don't worry, it's great!
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Obviously, you're too cool
to be just on television.
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You're a shark.
You have to keep moving, girl!
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- You gotta have a side hustle!
- You're not wrong.
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I don't know.
Reporting is important,
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but Megamind has been
a hero for only a few days,
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and he's already making
a big difference in this city.
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Can't help thinking
maybe there's a way
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I can be doing more, too.
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Wait, why am I telling you
this? How old are you again?
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- You first.
- Touché.
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What you need to do is find
the thing you wanna do
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and go for it.
Look at me!
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A few weeks ago,
I was a middle schooler
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sitting in detention. Now,
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I'm streaming a show with
a half-million subscribers.
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Did you say half million?
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That's like
10 times my audience,
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- not counting family and pets.
- Gotta go.
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Wanna get a better shot of
the ceremony before it starts.
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- Good talk though.
- Yeah! Good talk.
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Half million...
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For his ongoing heroic actions
as Metro's defender,
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I award Megamind
the key to our fair city.
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I-I mean, why not, right?
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- Megamind! Megamind!
- Thank you, thank you.
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You're very kind.
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Chum, be a good assistant
and deal with this for me.
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Whoa!
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Been getting some feedback
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that some of my speeches have
been running a little long,
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so I cut this one down...
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to step length.
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Since the dawn of time,
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man has been dealing
with good versus evil.
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Hey, Chum.
How's the new hero gig going?
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Everything's changed for him.
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- Me, not so much.
- I know what you mean.
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I thought I was more to him.
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I thought I was
like his sidekick.
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But he still just
sees me as the minion
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who fixes his brainbots
and washes his socks.
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You know, someone
very recently told me,
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if you know what you want,
go for it.
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So, tell Megamind you want
a promotion to sidekick.
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Oh, it's not
a minion's place to...
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But you're not a minion.
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You're more than that.
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Maybe you just need
to remind him
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how valuable you really are.
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Speak from the heart.
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You're right.
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I need to speak from the heart.
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And that's why
you're all so lucky
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to have me as your hero.
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Megamind out!
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Uh! Excuse me!
Megamind?
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I'm Keiko Morita,
president of your fan club.
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President?
Oh, I have nothing but respect
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- for those who assume power.
- Then you'll love this.
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I'm also your new
social media manager,
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streaming content creator,
and image consultant.
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Those are a lot of words
I don't understand.
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Whoa! Is that
the disguise generator?
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- Can I try it?
- Don't touch that!
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It's a highly sophisticated
electronic device.
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It's cool! My generation
was born tech-savvy.
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Really? Then I suppose this is
one of those smarty-pants phones
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with a calculator
built right in.
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Okay, wow. That proves
you really need my help.
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You were threatening
the city a few days ago.
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Now you're defending it!
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People wanna know who
the new heroic Megamind is!
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I'll help you show them.
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You have a lot of energy.
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Did you just consume
a pound of sugar?
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Nope!
I'm like this naturally!
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Must be exhausting.
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I wanna be a crime fighter
just like you.
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You know, part of the team.
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Here's the thing.
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I don't do teams.
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I'm more of a solo act,
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but you're adorable
in a pushy sort of way.
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So, here's a souvenir.
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It's either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.
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I can't remember which,
so careful with that.
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He'll come around.
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Here he comes. You ready?
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Oh, absolutely!
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Had the brainbots
program an algorithm
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for a surefire
negotiation speech.
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Not what I meant by
speaking from the heart.
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Ah, there you are, Chum.
Let's head back to the lair.
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Those socks aren't
gonna wash themselves.
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Good afternoon!
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Do you aspire for success?
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I bet you do.
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Well, insert boss' name here,
while I humbly appreciate
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the opportunities
you've given me,
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since we've altered the mission
statement of our organization,
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I'm confident
I could achieve more.
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I believe I have made
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significant contributions
to the new paradigm
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and wish for
positional advancement
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befitting my more than
adequate executions
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of said opportunities.
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Chum, you're talking gibberish.
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Might be time to change
your bowl water again.
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Uh, what I'm trying to ask,
uh...
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Chum wants a promotion!
He wants to be your sidekick.
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Sidekick?
That's a big change.
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I don't think you've thought
through this, old friend.
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We've got a dynamic here.
I'm the hero.
253
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,293
You're the guy who gets
to hang out with the hero.
254
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,586
Now, with that
firmly reestablished,
255
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,505
let's go get some churros.
256
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,302
Sir, if you don't
recognize my contributions,
257
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:27,349
maybe it's time for me to
explore other opportunities.
258
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,308
Hm. Okay.
259
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:33,187
- Well, if you feel that
strongly about it...
- Oh.
260
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,773
Okay then. Uh...
261
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:38,150
If you feel that strongly about
me feeling strongly about it...
262
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,196
I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly
263
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:43,865
that I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly.
264
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,909
Okay, we get it!
Everyone's feeling strongly.
265
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,330
No, Roxanne!
Who am I to clip Chum's wings?
266
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,832
I say fly, you magnificent dove.
267
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,503
Yes. I will fly.
268
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,381
I thank you for all
the good times we had.
269
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:04,885
We part now on friendly terms.
270
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,687
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
271
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,563
He's really
walking away this time!
272
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,817
- I don't believe you.
- It's just a figure of speech.
273
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,485
I'm not really a monkey's uncle.
274
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,030
I mean, I can't believe
you just let him quit!
275
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,326
Relax.
It's a negotiation tactic.
276
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,036
Like the time he went
on a hunger strike
277
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,913
because he wanted
a pet parakeet.
278
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,123
What did you do then?
279
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,582
I waited him out
until he finally gave in.
280
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,876
Parakeets are poop machines.
281
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,379
Everything is changing so fast.
282
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:44,466
Sometimes, I miss the simplicity
of the bad old days.
283
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,440
I hereby call this meeting
of The Doom Syndicate to order.
284
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,192
First order of business,
evil villain roll call.
285
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,903
Lady Doppler, evil witch
of weather, present.
286
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,532
Pierre Pressure,
master of hypnotism
287
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,452
and all-around super bad guy
is also present, no?
288
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,874
Behemoth, burning hunk
of burning rock,
289
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,917
also bring present.
290
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:22,212
My lava friend,
present means one is here.
291
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,548
Huh?
292
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,383
Aw, that's okay, Behemoth.
293
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,177
It's the thought
that counts, hm?
294
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,181
Okay, I think that's
just about everyone.
295
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,932
Aren't you forgetting someone?
296
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,894
The Master of Nightmares,
297
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,562
the Duke of Darkness,
298
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,815
the broken nightlight
in your cold bedroom.
299
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,234
Sit and tremble as you gaze upon
300
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,278
the frightening sight of...
301
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,864
Lord Nighty-Knight!
302
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,950
That is, like,
303
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,162
the least frightening
villain name ever!
304
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,681
Why did you change it
from Fright Night?
305
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,499
That was so much better.
306
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,518
- What are you talking about?
- It's Nighty-Knight.
307
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,836
It's like a night that's even
darker than a usual night.
308
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,256
Plus, I'm an actual knight,
which is also super dark.
309
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,592
But is it dark?
310
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,472
On to serious business.
311
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,057
It seems our former leader
Megamind
312
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,684
just got himself a new gig.
313
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,061
Breaking news.
314
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,729
Megamind gets
the key to the city
315
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,480
as Metro City's newest hero.
316
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,732
No way!
317
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,818
As leader, I've decided
318
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,488
it's time to pay
Megamind a visit.
319
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,905
Say what?!
320
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,783
Behemoth leader!
321
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,244
You are not ze leader!
It is moi!
322
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,496
No, Megamind gave me
his darkest blessing.
323
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,332
Raise your hand
if you also think
324
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,126
Megamind left you in charge.
325
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,461
I do!
326
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,879
Ugh, seriously?!
327
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,633
How many leaders think
we should pay Megamind a visit?
328
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,134
I do!
329
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,469
Fine. It's settled then.
330
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,056
I agree. But, there is
just one little thing
331
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,807
to take care of first.
332
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,729
- Hey, Doomy Glooms!
- No scheming during lunch!
333
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,605
This was a nice place
to lay low for a while,
334
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,358
but we've got some
business to take care of.
335
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,362
Hello darkness, my old friend.
336
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,574
Ha!
337
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,034
Whoa! Ah!
338
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,871
I can't move!
339
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,916
I think you'll have problems
hitting ze alarm
340
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,211
if you are trapped
in an invisible box.
341
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:30,090
Help! I'm trapped
in an invisible box!
342
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,555
Behemoth? Go gravel.
343
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,447
Oh, please don't hurt me!
344
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,907
We'll show ourselves out.
345
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,208
Megamind, here we come.
346
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,672
Ever feel like you're
driving to the same job,
347
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,006
drinking the same coffee,
348
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,675
wearing the same outfit
almost every day?
349
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,260
- Ugh. Yeah.
- Have you been wondering
350
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,346
if there's more
you could be doing
351
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,098
- to spice up your life?
- Yeah.
352
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,642
We have the answer.
353
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,185
Have a Mr. Minion's Meat-sicle!
354
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,355
Protein on the go!
355
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,356
Okay, that really
under-delivered.
356
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,900
Roxanne, I'm in great danger!
357
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,406
How are you doing this?!
358
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,367
Through the bobblehead of myself
I gave to you as a present.
359
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,619
It's a tracking device
so I can look out for you.
360
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:44,039
I'm flattered by this
invasion of my privacy.
361
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:47,751
Come to the lair immediately.
My very life may depend on it!
362
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,296
Hang on!
I'll be right there.
363
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,017
Megamind?
364
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,309
I'm in the kitchen! Hurry!
365
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,316
- How dare you defy me, you...
- What is happening?
366
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,192
I'll tell you what's happening!
367
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,196
This disrespectful toaster
pastry refuses to toast!
368
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,700
I thought this was
a matter of life and death!
369
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,744
Newsflash! I need food,
or I'll starve.
370
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,913
Besides, I couldn't
reach the pancakes.
371
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,167
Newsflash!
Toasters need to be plugged in
372
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,501
or they won't work.
373
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,088
Show me what you did, sorceress!
374
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,343
Maybe you should call Chum?
375
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,386
I'm fully capable of
taking care of myself.
376
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,723
One question. How does one go
about taking care of oneself?
377
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,018
The intruder alert!
378
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,185
Thank goodness.
379
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,480
- Isn't that bad?
- It's Chum.
380
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,939
He's always setting that off.
381
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,359
Looks like someone couldn't
bear to be without me.
382
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,865
Well, well. Look who
finally decided to...
383
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,617
- Ah!
- Come on, Megamind.
384
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,287
Is that any way to
welcome your old crew?
385
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:08,415
I mean...
what an unpleasant surprise!
386
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,876
My old evil supervillain team.
387
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,922
You must be so stoked to see us.
388
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,424
Stoked doesn't begin to
describe it, Fright Night.
389
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:22,012
Get zis. He now wants
to be called "Nighty-Knight."
390
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,306
It's scarier!
391
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,892
Oh, yes. I'm terrified.
392
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,229
See? Megamind gets my darkness.
393
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,106
That's why he left me in charge.
394
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,982
But that's not why we're here.
395
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,318
We heard all about your new job.
396
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,903
You did?
397
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,906
Yeah! You think we were
gonna let that go
398
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,909
without paying you a visit?
399
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,744
Let him have it, Behemoth!
400
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,041
Guys!
Can't we just talk this...
401
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,292
Ah!
402
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,256
Congratulations!
403
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,339
What?
404
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,730
Imagine, ze entire city
thinks you are a hero!
405
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,817
When you said lay low in prison
and wait for your signal,
406
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,112
we had no idea
it was gonna be this!
407
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,824
Not even I could
conjure such an illusion.
408
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,993
It's dark, it's messed up,
409
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,996
and I love it.
410
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,163
Huh?
411
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,459
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
412
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,128
You think
I'm pretending to be a hero.
413
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,963
- Huh?
- Oh.
414
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,799
And you'd be right, of course!
415
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,761
That was absolutely
my intention.
416
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,432
There no way Megamind
could be real hero.
417
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,101
That would be great
betrayal and cause
418
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,269
much anger in Behemoth!
419
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,732
But you not, so Behemoth happy.
420
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,152
- Oh...
- Where is Monsieur Minion?
421
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:02,654
Ze robot poisson zat would keep
your place so span and spic-y.
422
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,324
Oh, Chum!
423
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,410
He's not here because, uh,
424
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,869
corporate shake-up.
425
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,330
Lots of internal changes.
426
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,959
You know you're not
supposed to dry
427
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,003
your metal spiked capes
in the microwave and...
428
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,756
The Doom Syndicate!
429
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,008
What's Roxanne Ritchi
doing here?!
430
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,384
I assure you
431
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,845
there's a completely evil
explanation for this.
432
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,972
We're waiting.
433
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,726
Yeah... so am I.
434
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,480
Roxanne is here,
at this moment, right now,
435
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,023
before us,
because she's agreed...
436
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,275
Yeah?
437
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,820
- To be my evil bride.
- What?!
438
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,655
They still think I'm evil
439
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,407
and only pretending
to be a hero.
440
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,660
- Play along!
- Is this true?
441
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,538
More like too good to be true!
442
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,790
I can't believe you're with her!
443
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,544
She got me fired from
my weather reporting job!
444
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,336
You got yourself fired
445
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,506
because you never
got a forecast right.
446
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,715
Not to mention turning evil
447
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,551
and throwing lightning
at everybody, Gail.
448
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,971
It's Lady Doppler now.
449
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,557
And you two together,
I don't buy it.
450
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,810
Behemoth disagree.
Behemoth always see
451
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:19,065
certain romantic tension between
blue man and pretty lady.
452
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,608
- Really?
- Really?
453
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,444
Opposites attract, no?
454
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,071
Like crepes and marmalade.
455
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,366
Can you guys excuse us?
Need a quick word in the kitchen
456
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,786
with my not-so-better half.
457
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,372
Ow!
458
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,558
I'll have you know those have
a warm fruit-filled center
459
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,417
that could have left me
horribly disfigured.
460
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,545
Why didn't you
tell them the truth?
461
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,673
Tell them I'm really a hero?
Are you crazy?
462
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,924
There's four of them,
and only one of me!
463
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,927
They'll pound me into
a blue pulp, Roxanne.
464
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,013
They're going to
find out eventually.
465
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:54,851
Oh, and since when were you
ever part of The Doom Syndicate?
466
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,853
Uh...
467
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,145
Uh...
468
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,273
Founding member, actually.
469
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,901
I was cutting my evil teeth
470
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,612
shortly after graduating
from Villain Shool.
471
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,948
You went to a villain shool?
I mean, school.
472
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,201
Really more of
a mentorship program.
473
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,453
Unfortunately, my evil professor
and I had a falling out.
474
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,998
He kind of went to pieces.
Literally.
475
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,667
Always learning
new things about you.
476
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:23,212
So, I recruited
the very best of the worst.
477
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,053
With me as
their handsome leader,
478
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:34,098
The Doom Syndicate was
the premier villain team.
479
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,934
Man, those were good times.
480
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,729
I mean, they were bad times
481
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,897
that were good when I was bad.
482
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,067
But eventually, I realized
483
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,443
I didn't like sharing
the spotlight.
484
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,028
So, you ditched them?
485
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,740
I told them I was
working on an evil project.
486
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,660
And that I'd signal them
when I took over Metrocity,
487
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,828
which they think I have.
488
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,580
Until I can figure out
a way to stop them,
489
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,334
we must keep up
evil appearances.
490
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,836
No. No! No way!
491
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,714
Come on, Roxanne. Please?
492
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:07,840
No!
493
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,050
Pleas...
494
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,178
And we're back.
495
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,056
So, you guys have any schemes?
496
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,808
I mean,
plans while you're in town?
497
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,602
No,
498
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,396
but this guy does!
499
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,606
I'm not following.
500
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,984
We're here for Phase Two, silly.
501
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,319
Phase Two.
502
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,696
What's a Phase Two?
503
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:33,866
Guess your boyfriend
doesn't tell you everything.
504
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,577
Megamind said when
he took over Metro City,
505
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,538
we'd all have a place
in the next phase
506
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,457
of his evil master plan.
507
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,542
Phase Two is such a genius plan.
508
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,337
I cannot wait to get started!
509
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,214
Yeah! That's actually
one of the reasons
510
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,967
why I agreed to evil-marry him.
511
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,052
I love a good Phase Two.
512
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,596
But, remind me again
what this one is
513
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,723
and what havoc it might wreak?
514
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,851
Would you give us a moment?
515
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:02,686
Relax. I never even bothered
to finish Phase Two.
516
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,814
Let's roll!
517
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,067
What's the mad rush, guys?
518
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,526
You just got here!
519
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,445
Let's have some fun before
jumping into evil business.
520
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,073
Charades, anyone?
521
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,532
I say we break
in Megamind's city
522
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,743
with a good old-fashioned
crime spree.
523
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:18,787
Yeah!
524
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,872
I don't know, guys.
525
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,625
Aren't we all a little above
crime spree-ing at this point?
526
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,250
No!
527
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,836
Look out, Metro City,
here comes the darkness.
528
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,923
- Let's do this!
- Away we go!
529
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,259
What a fun and totally
preventable situation
530
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,511
you've created.
531
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,012
Please tell me you have a plan.
532
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:38,765
Oh, you better warn the mayor.
533
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,892
Meanwhile, I'll try to keep
The Doom Syndicate
534
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,787
from destroying the entire city
while thinking of a plan
535
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,288
to keep them from doing
my other plan.
536
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,314
Make sense?
537
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:47,856
Yes, but only in the
538
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,776
you're-the-one-saying-it
sort of way.
539
00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,654
You should know
I'm a people non-person.
540
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,864
I'm a self-starter,
541
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,700
but also enjoy
the collaborative process.
542
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,701
I'm proficient in
robotics, neuroscience,
543
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,619
chemical engineering,
death-ray construction,
544
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,663
bioengineering,
and event planning.
545
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,708
So, anything in those areas.
546
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,295
I'm lookin' for
a toilet scrubber.
547
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,630
That's perfect!
548
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,673
Another item off my bucket list!
549
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,551
I won't let you down, New Sir.
550
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:21,016
Whoa! Ah!
551
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:39,075
Frigid cold flurries,
552
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,994
and a hundred percent
chance of doom!
553
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,376
That's a thunderstorm,
not a snowstorm.
554
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,130
Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.
555
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,883
Behemoth hungry!
556
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:01,556
It is just an advertisement,
you silly rock monster!
557
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,183
Huh?
558
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:08,438
Flat man trick Behemoth!
559
00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,528
Freeze! Police!
560
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,992
You're all under arrest!
561
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,746
Now, officers,
562
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:27,624
wouldn't you rather
just arrest yourselves?
563
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,752
I have the right
to remain silent.
564
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:35,214
Anything I say can
and will be used against me
565
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,217
in the court of law.
566
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,259
- I have the right to a...
- Au revoir!
567
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,887
Sorry about all this, officers.
We'll have a good chuckle
568
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,348
when you snap out of it
in a few hours.
569
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,433
The darkness!
570
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,561
The bedlam!
571
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:51,940
The chaos!
572
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,776
I feed on it.
573
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,778
Huh?
574
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:08,664
I will call you
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.
575
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,876
No one must know
of our friendship.
576
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,672
Darkness!
577
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,299
Brainbots, code:
578
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:20,611
"Fix all the things
the bad guys broke
579
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,512
so I'm not legally
or financially responsible."
580
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:35,315
That handles that!
581
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,278
For his ongoing heroic actions
as Metro's defender,
582
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,949
I award Megamind
the key to our fair city.
583
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:46,536
If only your adoring public knew
584
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,954
what we had
in store for everyone!
585
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,792
Yeah, poor them!
586
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,298
Whoa!
587
00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:01,425
Those guys are no joke!
588
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,685
- Whoa! Close one!
- You again?
589
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,730
Megamind just saved yours truly
590
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,856
from becoming
a human vegan pancake!
591
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:18,233
For more awesome saves,
click like and subscribe!
592
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,653
Oh-ho, my followers
are gonna love that!
593
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,280
And you're much faster
than you look.
594
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,950
Maybe it's the boots.
595
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:31,205
You're gonna stop
those guys, right?
596
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,666
Eventually, but right now,
I'm deep undercover.
597
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,000
They still think I'm a villain.
598
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,752
Cool! So, you need my help.
599
00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:38,253
I'll take the volcano guy!
600
00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:40,089
- No, here's what
you need to do.
- Whoa!
601
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:43,425
Use your super-tween speed to
run on home and watch cartoons.
602
00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:46,221
I'm more useful than
you think, you know!
603
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,430
Ugh!
604
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,017
Look at that.
605
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,519
A bank just waiting
to be robbed.
606
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,980
Let's see some of that
old Megamind magic.
607
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,191
Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
608
00:30:58,232 --> 00:30:59,692
Huh?
609
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,361
I mean, I'm... not good.
610
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,364
It's just important to
keep up good appearances.
611
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,782
Remember, they still
think I'm a hero.
612
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,701
What is ze point, eh?
613
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,703
Phase Deux is just
around the corner.
614
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,205
Robbing banks was
like a ray of dark
615
00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:15,458
in your already
pitch-black soul.
616
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,377
Aw, come on! Please?
617
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,547
Fine! I'll do it.
618
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,424
Even though this sort of bad
is beneath me now.
619
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,224
- Look! It's Megamind!
- Uh...
620
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:34,935
The hero of Metro City!
621
00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:38,940
Oh no. Please! Your applause
really isn't necessary.
622
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:42,693
I can't wait to see their
faces when they realize
623
00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:44,945
evil Megamind is back.
624
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:47,615
Their sorrow will be delicious.
625
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,785
Their sorrow will be delicious.
626
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,412
That's what you sound like.
627
00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:54,329
A few days ago,
628
00:31:54,372 --> 00:31:57,125
if you'd have come in,
I'd be hiding under my desk.
629
00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:00,753
Such a relief to know
you're on the good side now.
630
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,592
But no need to make a fuss.
631
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:08,345
In fact, why don't you
all go back to treating me
632
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,596
like you did in
the bad old days.
633
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,098
But, that's when you were evil.
634
00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,808
You kept robbing us.
635
00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:17,269
That's not why
you're here, is it?
636
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,730
I'm sorry.
I have to do this.
637
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,231
B-But why?
638
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,818
Because it's, uh... it's, uh...
639
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,945
- It's a safety drill!
- Huh?
640
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,406
For MegaWatch?
Half a million viewers?
641
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,509
We're making this for the kids
at home so they know what to do
642
00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:34,578
in case a real villain
comes into the bank.
643
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,330
Right, Megamind?
644
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,540
Yes?
645
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:39,792
I mean, yes!
646
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:43,128
So, let's just pretend
it's like the old days.
647
00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:44,506
It'll be fun! Everyone,
648
00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:46,799
let's get those hands
in the air.
649
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,468
Come on, get 'em up!
650
00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:52,806
Oh, I get it!
651
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,223
Did I just save your butt?
652
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:56,017
- Feels like I just
saved your butt.
- Huh?
653
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,977
Just need a quick pic
of the exact moment
654
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,770
you realized you need me.
655
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,817
I guess he is still
a master villain.
656
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,112
Not only is he robbing ze place,
657
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,904
he's stopping for selfies!
658
00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:11,365
He hasn't lost
a dark and twisted step.
659
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:14,661
I still think
something's off about him.
660
00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:16,704
You are just jealous.
661
00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:18,330
Ze man is a genius!
662
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:20,416
After all, he left me in charge.
663
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,545
- What are you talking about?
- He put me in charge.
664
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:28,340
He told Behemoth leader
should go by height and girth.
665
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,844
Stay back!
666
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,136
Stay back, I say!
667
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,555
It certainly was good
668
00:33:33,596 --> 00:33:36,016
to work those old
bank-robbing muscles again.
669
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,559
Okay, we need you
to settle something.
670
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,061
Who did you leave in charge
of The Doom Syndicate?
671
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:43,105
Uh, isn't it obvious?
672
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:46,942
I chose the evilest
and most qualified candidate.
673
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:48,569
Thank you!
674
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,654
- Wait?
- Huh?
675
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,115
I'm getting calls from all over!
676
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:55,035
People are saying
Megamind's running amok
677
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,869
with a group of
villains out there!
678
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,998
He's buying us time until he can
figure out a way to stop them.
679
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:01,499
Mr. Mayor,
we have to trust him.
680
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,044
We're still cleaning up
after the last time
681
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,962
Megamind "saved" the city.
682
00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,922
I don't know what to do!
683
00:34:08,965 --> 00:34:12,217
Nobody told me mayor-ing
would be so hard!
684
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,889
And I can't open
my tummy medicine!
685
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:20,309
Thank you, Christina.
686
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:23,771
Far be it from me to presume to
tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.
687
00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:27,192
No, no, please! Presume away.
I-I got nothing!
688
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,610
Well, first, you need
to notify law enforcement
689
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:32,614
to pull back until Megamind
can figure out what to do.
690
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:35,240
Then, get ahold of emergency
services and have them stand by
691
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:38,702
- just in case things go wrong.
- Right. Got it.
692
00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:42,373
What did you say after, "first"?
693
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:48,630
Oh, you wouldn't
believe the day I had.
694
00:34:49,213 --> 00:34:52,384
They wouldn't
understand the new me.
695
00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:54,427
Not like you did, Chum.
696
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:58,139
But I guess that's
all in the past.
697
00:34:58,181 --> 00:35:00,684
I'm defender of Metrocity now,
698
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:04,938
and I need to learn to handle
these things on my own.
699
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,067
But how do I take down
four villains at once?
700
00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:11,652
Maybe I just need
to sleep on this.
701
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,534
Ah!
702
00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:21,036
What is that infernal racket?
703
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,338
Woo!
704
00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:38,137
What in the name of
King Tut's cat collection
705
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,431
is going on here?!
706
00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:41,724
Since we're launching
Phase Two tomorrow,
707
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:45,644
we decided to throw
a Metro City's going-away party.
708
00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,063
I didn't agree to that timeline.
709
00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:50,150
And where did all
these people come from?
710
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,693
Don't worry.
711
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,652
They're all dark
and dangerous criminals.
712
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,324
- Ollo?
- I bought
some time with the mayor.
713
00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:00,659
What's all that ruckus?
714
00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:03,204
I'm the victim of
an impromptu rager.
715
00:36:04,289 --> 00:36:05,373
Just a second, Roxanne.
716
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,626
Sir, I'll have you know
that is my special chair!
717
00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:12,005
Off now!
Why aren't you using a coaster?
718
00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:14,257
I want everybody out of here!
719
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,509
Ah, don't be
ze pooper of parties.
720
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,844
Besides, we texted
some old friends
721
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:20,137
who just broke outta prison.
722
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,931
They should be here any minute!
723
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,807
Old friends?
724
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,311
Oh no!
725
00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:28,480
The Go Fish Gang just walked in.
726
00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:30,523
If they tell the Syndicate
I'm really a hero
727
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,775
and not a villain
pretending to be a hero,
728
00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:34,985
this could get ugly quick.
729
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,780
There he is!
730
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,030
Gotta go!
731
00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:39,865
Attention, everyone!
732
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,326
I said attention!
733
00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:46,498
There's something you all
should know about your host.
734
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:49,501
Brainbot, lay down a sick beat.
735
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,210
- The truth about Megamind...
- Huh?
736
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,253
Hey!
737
00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:53,880
Hey! What the...
738
00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:56,215
Wish I didn't have
to resort to this.
739
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:07,351
Uh, hold on! Y-You all
should know Megamind...
740
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,436
Has had no formal
dance training!
741
00:37:10,855 --> 00:37:14,317
DJ, put another stanky
groove in my pocket.
742
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,447
I'll take Megamind.
743
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:23,492
You two get to that
microphone and warn everybody.
744
00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:26,121
- Hey, look out!
- Outta my way!
745
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,295
Ah!
746
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,338
Hey! We've got
a dance-off over here!
747
00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:45,056
Stand still!
748
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,572
Ooh! Ooh!
749
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,244
Ah! Just... Gimme... One...
750
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,960
Get back here!
751
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,588
Where'd he go?
752
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,842
What the...?
753
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,356
How many capes can one guy have?
754
00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:36,523
Aha!
755
00:38:38,693 --> 00:38:42,112
4,987, but who's counting?
756
00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,115
One down, two to go.
757
00:38:52,123 --> 00:38:53,166
Aha!
758
00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:56,293
Oh!
759
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,510
Oh no!
760
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:09,181
Uh, don't mind me!
Just dropped a little plutonium!
761
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,893
Blast you,
Newton's Laws of Motion!
762
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:17,940
Gimme!
763
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,860
Hey!
You have dislodged my beverage!
764
00:39:20,902 --> 00:39:24,530
Oh, um, sorry, Pierre,
but that ice cube's gone bad.
765
00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:26,865
Whoa!
766
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:39,170
Order up.
767
00:39:40,505 --> 00:39:42,882
Hoo! That was a battle!
768
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:45,719
But I was once again
victorious, New Sir.
769
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,179
By the way, do you have
a few seconds to discuss
770
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:50,014
some life-altering changes?
771
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:54,643
Okay, I'll take your
simmering silence as a yes.
772
00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:58,106
Firstly, my keen eye for detail
has noticed that we only get
773
00:39:58,148 --> 00:39:59,648
two customers every day,
774
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:02,402
Eccentric Eddie and his
pet cockroach Thaddeus.
775
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:05,905
But what if we had
more customers?
776
00:40:05,947 --> 00:40:07,574
Now, I know what
you're gonna say.
777
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,452
"Chum, how can
I increase my cash flow
778
00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,619
in this treacherous economy?"
779
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:15,081
Well, while I was in
my office just now,
780
00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,708
I came up with a few ideas.
781
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:20,253
First, I'd recommend giving
the place a good scrubbing.
782
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:22,797
Latest market research shows
people generally don't like
783
00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:25,550
sticking to chairs.
Second, let's face it.
784
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:28,844
The kitchen staff is
horrendous, New Sir.
785
00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:31,889
- I am the kitchen staff.
- Oh!
786
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:35,393
Which is a complete
and utter waste.
787
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:37,103
With your radiant personality,
788
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,521
you should be out here,
with the customers!
789
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,983
And the fully automated
cooking system I've designed
790
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:45,320
will allow you to fill this
place with your unique brand
791
00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:48,072
of customer service sunshine.
792
00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,324
And finally,
793
00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,534
I propose a menu change.
794
00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:53,702
We need to specialize!
795
00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:56,873
And what's the one food
everybody loves?
796
00:40:56,914 --> 00:40:58,248
Donuts!
797
00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:02,295
Say the word,
and I'll get started.
798
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:03,545
Mm!
799
00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:06,215
You won't regret this, New Sir.
800
00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:15,349
Megamind?
801
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,561
Ah! What's going on?
802
00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:21,815
This place is a wreck.
Was there some kind of battle?
803
00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:23,817
Just a dance one!
804
00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:27,195
Can you turn off
the music, please?!
805
00:41:27,237 --> 00:41:28,570
What music?
806
00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:31,157
Oh, that can't be good.
807
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:32,826
Did you make muffins?
808
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:34,827
Yeah, I'm trying new things.
809
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:40,625
Why are you mad
at my taste buds?!
810
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,960
I said I was
"trying" new things.
811
00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:45,838
Ugh, maybe I should use
these on The Doom Syndicate.
812
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,673
Still don't have a plan, huh?
813
00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,842
Have you tried just
telling them to leave?
814
00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,969
If I tell them to leave,
they'll ask why.
815
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,014
And if I tell them why,
they'll get mad.
816
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:56,432
And when villains get mad,
they break things.
817
00:41:56,474 --> 00:41:58,184
And the first thing
they'll break is me.
818
00:41:58,226 --> 00:42:01,603
And me is one of my favorite
things in the whole wide world!
819
00:42:01,646 --> 00:42:03,039
Yeah, well, we have to
think of something
820
00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:05,775
before they do whatever
this Phase Two thing is.
821
00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:08,027
The problem is
they're always together.
822
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:11,405
I have to find a way to
take them all out at once.
823
00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:14,034
Last night rocked!
824
00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:16,577
Roxanne's back. Yippee.
825
00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:19,204
Alright. Muffins!
826
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:21,331
Well, now that
we've celebrated...
827
00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:24,210
Oh, that's nasty.
828
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:26,670
Now that we've celebrated
Megamind's triumph,
829
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:29,048
surely it's time for Phase Two.
830
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:31,134
Again, my evil hubby
831
00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:34,596
has so many amazing phases,
I get confused.
832
00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:38,766
- What exactly is Phase Two?
- Okay.
833
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,936
Phase Two is
an ingenious plan I had
834
00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:44,063
to launch Metrocity to the moon.
835
00:42:44,105 --> 00:42:47,108
You're joking, right?
How would that even work?
836
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,195
Simple evil genius physics,
really.
837
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,617
An energy force field
would entrap air
838
00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:57,369
and protect the populace
from G forces
839
00:42:57,409 --> 00:43:01,081
as rockets built beneath
the city would carry it up to
840
00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:03,875
and safely land on the moon.
841
00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:09,505
Phase Two! Phase Two!
842
00:43:09,547 --> 00:43:12,217
Phase Two! Phase Two!
843
00:43:14,510 --> 00:43:16,512
There, we would establish
an entire planet
844
00:43:16,554 --> 00:43:18,556
devoted to evil-kind.
845
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,266
Yeah, imagine.
846
00:43:20,307 --> 00:43:22,768
All of us living together,
847
00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:25,813
always for eternity.
Forever.
848
00:43:25,855 --> 00:43:28,525
Until the last star
falls from the heavens
849
00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,943
and beyond that.
Together.
850
00:43:30,985 --> 00:43:32,487
All of us.
851
00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:34,864
Just me and my evil friends,
852
00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:37,617
living in infinite darkness.
853
00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:40,994
Why do you have a teddy bear?
854
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:44,123
Give me back
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!
855
00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:45,625
There, there.
856
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,210
It's gonna be okay.
857
00:43:47,251 --> 00:43:50,088
Zee? Zis is why no one
thinks you are scary.
858
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,882
Teddy bears aren't scary? Yeah.
859
00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:55,510
They only eat hikers, idiot!
860
00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:59,597
Getting back to
this plan of yours,
861
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:02,307
just curious because
I am super into it.
862
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,684
How would that even work?
863
00:44:03,726 --> 00:44:06,478
Just building the giant
rockets under the city
864
00:44:06,521 --> 00:44:08,148
would take years.
865
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,402
Actually, it took six months.
866
00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:13,820
Construction moves pretty fast
867
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,864
when you don't have to worry
about silly permits
868
00:44:15,905 --> 00:44:17,114
and union lunch breaks.
869
00:44:17,157 --> 00:44:19,742
One of the advantages
of being evil, I guess.
870
00:44:19,784 --> 00:44:21,369
Excuse us, guys.
871
00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:24,873
I thought you said you
never finished Phase Two.
872
00:44:24,914 --> 00:44:27,166
Still needs a couple
of coats of paint.
873
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:30,045
Also, never totally
satisfied with the decor.
874
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,297
Let's get in there
and launch those suckers.
875
00:44:32,338 --> 00:44:35,175
Yeah!
876
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:38,344
Uh, yeah. That'd be
in the launch room.
877
00:44:39,554 --> 00:44:41,681
Password error. Access denied.
878
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:44,726
Oh no,
I've forgotten the password!
879
00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:47,771
-Okay, plan's foiled.
Time to go!
-Hold it!
880
00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,773
You forgot the password?
881
00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:51,106
Thought it was my birthday.
882
00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,233
Guess not. That's so like me!
883
00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,568
Can we go now?
884
00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,905
Actually, it's not like you.
885
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,864
See? This is what
I'm talking about.
886
00:44:58,907 --> 00:45:01,742
He's been acting out of
character since we got here.
887
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:09,000
How dare you imply
I have character.
888
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,251
And who said you could
use my favorite mug?
889
00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:15,047
Don't forget,
we've been waiting a long time
890
00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:17,175
for your plan here
to come to fruition.
891
00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,760
I don't think you wanna
disappoint your old friends.
892
00:45:19,802 --> 00:45:22,554
Yes, ominous warning noted.
893
00:45:22,597 --> 00:45:24,224
How's this for ominous?
894
00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:26,809
Either we launch
by the end of the day,
895
00:45:26,851 --> 00:45:28,978
or we level the city.
896
00:45:29,019 --> 00:45:30,230
Got it?
897
00:45:31,606 --> 00:45:34,233
Did you really
forget the password?
898
00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:35,110
Of course not.
899
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,903
The password is THX8675309.
900
00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:39,739
It'd take an idiot
to forget that.
901
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,240
We can't let them
launch the city,
902
00:45:41,282 --> 00:45:42,992
and we can't let them
destroy it.
903
00:45:43,034 --> 00:45:44,661
You have to do something.
904
00:45:44,702 --> 00:45:46,621
Yes, I've been wracking
my brilliant mind
905
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:48,039
to come up with a plan.
906
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,748
Titan was just one villain.
907
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,501
This is a whole
syndicate of them.
908
00:45:52,543 --> 00:45:53,920
I can't beat them alone,
Roxanne.
909
00:45:53,961 --> 00:45:57,007
You don't have to.
You have me, and you have Chum.
910
00:45:57,047 --> 00:46:00,260
You just need to be willing
to ask for his help.
911
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,094
Oh, I should have
never let him go.
912
00:46:02,137 --> 00:46:04,556
He's been by my side
through bad and good,
913
00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:06,557
never once asking me
for anything.
914
00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:08,101
Except for the parakeet.
915
00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:10,769
But again, they're
poop machines, Roxanne.
916
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,521
Stay on topic.
917
00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:14,106
You're right.
918
00:46:14,148 --> 00:46:16,943
I need to let Chum
know I appreciate him,
919
00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:19,945
not just as a colleague,
but as a friend.
920
00:46:24,826 --> 00:46:26,661
Chum's working here now?
921
00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:29,456
They called me for a reference.
922
00:46:29,496 --> 00:46:30,789
Used to be a diner,
923
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,431
but I don't remember
it being so popular.
924
00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:35,085
Just with the health department.
And cockroaches.
925
00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:36,963
Vile creatures!
926
00:46:37,005 --> 00:46:39,507
I despise them more than
button-down collars.
927
00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:43,969
Okay... guess I know what not
to get you for your birthday.
928
00:46:45,347 --> 00:46:46,306
Uh, excuse us?
929
00:46:46,347 --> 00:46:49,141
I'll try my best.
Name, please?
930
00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:52,561
Uh, Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.
931
00:46:52,603 --> 00:46:54,021
I'm kind of a big deal.
932
00:46:54,063 --> 00:46:56,815
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
933
00:46:56,858 --> 00:46:58,818
Your name's not on
the reservation list.
934
00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:00,987
Reservations? For donuts?
935
00:47:01,028 --> 00:47:03,782
We're not here to eat.
There's an emergency.
936
00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:06,451
Let me guess.
A fashion one?
937
00:47:06,492 --> 00:47:07,786
Excuse me?
938
00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:09,244
Ma'am, you give me no choice
939
00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:11,664
but to assert my
dominance upon you.
940
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,420
Roxanne, it's no use.
941
00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:21,090
Clearly, this hostess is
trained in Krav Magoo.
942
00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:22,842
You guys having
a little trouble?
943
00:47:22,884 --> 00:47:24,510
How are you always around?!
944
00:47:24,552 --> 00:47:27,429
Us girls gotta have our
secrets, am I right?
945
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:30,599
Seriously, dunno how you guys
survived this long without me.
946
00:47:30,641 --> 00:47:32,309
Think you can do better?
947
00:47:33,561 --> 00:47:36,523
Keiko Morita, MegaWatch.
You could let my friend in
948
00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:39,192
or I could post a scathing
review to my many followers
949
00:47:39,233 --> 00:47:41,860
mentioning the restaurant's
cockroach infestation.
950
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,949
Nice try, but we don't have
a cockroach infestation.
951
00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:49,244
Ew! She's touching it!
952
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:52,288
Keiko's hand modeling career
is over before it even started!
953
00:47:52,329 --> 00:47:55,041
He's harmless.
Just needed the distraction.
954
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,501
- Thanks, Eccentric Eddie.
- I owe you one.
955
00:47:57,543 --> 00:47:59,295
Don't mention it, kid!
956
00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,382
I remember when this place
used to be cool.
957
00:48:03,675 --> 00:48:05,260
I don't approve of your methods,
958
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,137
but you're starting
to grow on me.
959
00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,347
Like a pleasant fungus.
960
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,391
Wow.
961
00:48:12,434 --> 00:48:15,228
They've really
cleaned this place up!
962
00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:17,938
Then he said,
963
00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:20,900
"Crime, it's a hard
halibut to break!"
964
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,445
Previous Sir?
965
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,452
What are you doing here?
966
00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:33,121
Oh, Chum.
What are the odds?
967
00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:36,458
Us running into each other
at my favorite eatery...
968
00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:39,960
that I've just walked into
for the first time.
969
00:48:41,503 --> 00:48:44,507
But, I'm not really
here for donuts.
970
00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:46,175
Oh, but do try one, sir.
971
00:48:47,635 --> 00:48:49,304
Chum, I came here to...
972
00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:52,599
Oh, my stars! It's like
a jamboree in my mouth!
973
00:48:52,849 --> 00:48:53,932
Mm.
974
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:56,226
But, I came here to
tell you something
975
00:48:56,268 --> 00:48:59,105
that's not easy for me to say.
976
00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:02,733
I want you to know
I've always really appreciated...
977
00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:04,443
Chum, good buddy!
978
00:49:04,485 --> 00:49:05,778
Oh, uh, New Sir,
979
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:08,697
this is my old boss,
Previous Sir.
980
00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:10,449
Pleasure to meet you.
981
00:49:10,492 --> 00:49:12,284
I go by Mr. Donut now.
982
00:49:12,327 --> 00:49:14,204
It was Chum's idea,
and he's told me
983
00:49:14,244 --> 00:49:16,456
some pretty great things
about you!
984
00:49:16,498 --> 00:49:18,416
Guilty as charged.
985
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:21,293
Though a few were
just indictments. Wow.
986
00:49:21,335 --> 00:49:24,797
It looks like he's getting
along rather well without me.
987
00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:27,759
Chum is a dream come true!
988
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,512
Business is booming!
Check this out!
989
00:49:31,804 --> 00:49:34,641
Not only has he fully
automated the kitchen...
990
00:49:36,893 --> 00:49:41,063
but he also came up with
the recipe for my secret glaze.
991
00:49:41,106 --> 00:49:42,523
Mm!
992
00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:45,025
Listen to me, kid,
993
00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:47,112
I know I was a bit of
a grouch when you started.
994
00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:49,447
You? New Sir, no!
995
00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,740
No, no, no, it's true.
But I want you to know,
996
00:49:51,782 --> 00:49:55,494
I appreciate everything you've
done for me as a colleague.
997
00:49:55,536 --> 00:49:58,373
But more importantly,
as a friend.
998
00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:02,876
- Oh. Uh...
- So,
999
00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:04,963
I got you somethin'.
1000
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,172
Your filthy unwashed apron?
1001
00:50:07,215 --> 00:50:08,507
But you cherish this!
1002
00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:12,344
And now, it's your
filthy unwashed apron.
1003
00:50:12,887 --> 00:50:14,304
Wow!
1004
00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:22,813
You were about to tell me
something, Previous Sir?
1005
00:50:22,856 --> 00:50:26,108
Yes.
I wanted you to know...
1006
00:50:27,818 --> 00:50:29,570
that I'm too late.
1007
00:50:29,612 --> 00:50:32,449
It's clear this is
where you belong now.
1008
00:50:32,489 --> 00:50:35,702
Just know letting you go
is the biggest regret
1009
00:50:35,744 --> 00:50:38,163
of my soon-to-be short life.
1010
00:50:38,204 --> 00:50:40,456
Previous Sir, are you
in some kind of trouble?
1011
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:43,418
It's not your concern anymore.
1012
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:47,922
Besides, it's nothing
I can't not handle on my own.
1013
00:50:47,963 --> 00:50:50,215
Goodbye, old friend.
1014
00:50:51,842 --> 00:50:53,762
Just do me one favor.
1015
00:50:54,762 --> 00:50:57,014
Be happy.
1016
00:51:04,731 --> 00:51:06,148
Where's Chum?
1017
00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:09,568
He's where he truly belongs now.
1018
00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:14,199
I can't put this off any longer.
1019
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,076
I have to stop
The Doom Syndicate myself.
1020
00:51:16,117 --> 00:51:19,871
Even if it most certainly
leads to my demise.
1021
00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:21,121
Car.
1022
00:51:21,456 --> 00:51:23,416
What are you gonna do?
1023
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:26,543
Hopefully come up
with a really good idea.
1024
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:30,382
- That's all I got.
- Listen, you don't
have to do this alone.
1025
00:51:30,422 --> 00:51:33,425
I'm the defender of
Metrocity, Roxanne.
1026
00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:36,179
If I don't look out for
this place, who will?
1027
00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:40,934
But, who's gonna
look out for him?
1028
00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:45,563
Welcome to Season 27
1029
00:51:45,605 --> 00:51:50,443
Crustacean Devastation."
1030
00:51:51,485 --> 00:51:53,362
- Six culinary...
- Ollo.
1031
00:51:53,405 --> 00:51:55,782
And where have you been?
1032
00:51:55,824 --> 00:51:58,534
Oh, just reminiscing
about days gone by.
1033
00:51:58,576 --> 00:52:02,121
Fragmented memories
of the way we were.
1034
00:52:02,454 --> 00:52:06,376
- What's he talking about?
- Behemoth get the picture.
1035
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,963
Picture...
That's the really good idea
1036
00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:11,588
I was looking for, Behemoth!
1037
00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:14,050
Since this is our
last night on Earth,
1038
00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,052
we should really get
a picture of all of us.
1039
00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:18,512
Brainbot 227?
1040
00:52:18,554 --> 00:52:20,681
Everybody squeeze in tight.
1041
00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:22,474
Come on! Don't be shy!
1042
00:52:22,516 --> 00:52:25,228
I really wanna
capture this moment.
1043
00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:26,855
Don't you wanna be in it?
1044
00:52:26,896 --> 00:52:28,188
Maybe the next one.
1045
00:52:28,231 --> 00:52:31,900
Come on! Let's get some
grimaces on those faces.
1046
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:36,489
On a count of three,
everyone say, "Porta-Prison"!
1047
00:52:36,530 --> 00:52:39,367
- Three, two, one...
- Porta-Prison?
1048
00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:41,494
Wait!
1049
00:52:41,536 --> 00:52:44,164
And boom goes your
days of freedom!
1050
00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:46,331
Oh yeah! Aha! Ooh!
1051
00:52:46,373 --> 00:52:48,668
What's going on?
1052
00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:51,920
I'll tell you what's
going on you guys.
1053
00:52:51,963 --> 00:52:54,340
Prison uniforms!
1054
00:52:54,382 --> 00:52:56,425
If this is a joke,
it's not funny.
1055
00:52:56,467 --> 00:52:58,427
Not for you,
but I'll be laughing
1056
00:52:58,469 --> 00:53:00,889
your whole way back to prison.
1057
00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:03,391
Our patience is wearing thin.
1058
00:53:03,432 --> 00:53:05,226
You know what's
gonna make you thin?
1059
00:53:05,268 --> 00:53:06,518
Prison food!
1060
00:53:06,561 --> 00:53:08,103
I could do these all day,
1061
00:53:08,146 --> 00:53:09,813
so let's just cut to the chase.
1062
00:53:09,856 --> 00:53:12,025
I'm really a good guy!
1063
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:14,485
A champion of justice. A hero!
1064
00:53:14,527 --> 00:53:16,653
No!
1065
00:53:16,695 --> 00:53:18,489
You watch your language
in front of Behemoth!
1066
00:53:18,530 --> 00:53:20,282
I have been noticing
1067
00:53:20,324 --> 00:53:22,494
Megamind acting strange lately,
1068
00:53:22,534 --> 00:53:24,871
- and not in a good, dark way.
- Oui!
1069
00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:29,041
Idiots! I've been saying
that the entire time!
1070
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,876
If Megamind really hero,
1071
00:53:30,918 --> 00:53:34,963
why he not be honest
and tell old evil friends?
1072
00:53:35,005 --> 00:53:37,550
Because you'd all destroy me!
1073
00:53:37,592 --> 00:53:39,760
That's why you're
locked safely in a...
1074
00:53:41,554 --> 00:53:43,556
malfunctioning Porta-Prison?
1075
00:53:47,268 --> 00:53:50,313
Man, I really got you guys!
1076
00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:53,858
It's a prank, bros!
Now, who's hungry?
1077
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:56,318
Oh, if it was a prank,
then why are you sweating?
1078
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,197
Sweating? Who's sweating?
1079
00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:03,409
Blast you, sweat bead.
Don't do this to me!
1080
00:54:03,451 --> 00:54:05,411
Go back from whence you came!
1081
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:13,210
Attention, everyone!
Megamind really is a hero!
1082
00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:15,547
He's not pretending!
1083
00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:16,840
Wait, how did we get here?
1084
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,092
Nice of you to pop in.
Megamind's ours,
1085
00:54:19,134 --> 00:54:21,510
but feel free to enjoy the show.
Get him!
1086
00:54:28,351 --> 00:54:30,644
Everything hurts...
1087
00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:36,275
Time to say,
"Nighty, night!"
1088
00:54:36,317 --> 00:54:37,460
See, guys?
In the proper context,
1089
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:39,612
that name is frightening.
1090
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:47,119
And where do you
zink you're going?
1091
00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:01,509
Ah! Special chair, eject!
1092
00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:14,813
Think you can just
run away from your problems?
1093
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:22,405
Ha! No more Megamind!
1094
00:55:25,574 --> 00:55:29,244
With its hero dead,
Metro City belongs to us now.
1095
00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:33,041
But maybe it's time we relocated
to a better neighborhood.
1096
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,001
Mongolia?
1097
00:55:36,043 --> 00:55:37,170
The moon, Behemoth.
1098
00:55:37,211 --> 00:55:39,088
I'm talking about the moon.
1099
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:54,353
Special chair!
1100
00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:56,606
I failed you.
1101
00:55:58,233 --> 00:56:00,235
I failed everyone.
1102
00:56:08,659 --> 00:56:11,329
Take a right here.
Megamind's close.
1103
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:12,871
How do you know that?
1104
00:56:12,914 --> 00:56:14,766
The fan club pin I gave him
has a tracker in it.
1105
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:17,626
That's pretty devious.
1106
00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:20,130
You are his number-one fan.
1107
00:56:20,922 --> 00:56:23,675
This is kind of
a sketchy neighborhood.
1108
00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:26,260
Going where the danger is
is part of our job.
1109
00:56:26,302 --> 00:56:28,471
Besides,
we've always got diplomacy.
1110
00:56:28,512 --> 00:56:30,639
Oh. Did you learn
that in school?
1111
00:56:30,681 --> 00:56:33,101
No, Diplomacy is just
what I call my bat.
1112
00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:36,563
Keiko, I think
you're gonna fit in just fine.
1113
00:56:36,603 --> 00:56:39,315
Stop the van!
1114
00:56:52,286 --> 00:56:54,204
Megamind...
1115
00:56:54,748 --> 00:56:56,791
Never heard of him...
1116
00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:05,925
We've been looking for you
all over the city!
1117
00:57:05,967 --> 00:57:08,302
Wait, what's with
the fake beard?
1118
00:57:08,344 --> 00:57:10,804
You look like a sad blue wizard.
1119
00:57:10,847 --> 00:57:13,724
Obviously, I'm hiding.
1120
00:57:13,766 --> 00:57:16,353
The city belongs to
The Doom Syndicate now.
1121
00:57:16,393 --> 00:57:18,980
Oh, here!
I have one for you, too.
1122
00:57:19,021 --> 00:57:19,981
We can be beard buddies.
1123
00:57:20,023 --> 00:57:21,608
I don't wanna be beard buddies!
1124
00:57:21,648 --> 00:57:24,277
I want you to get off
your butt and save the city!
1125
00:57:24,318 --> 00:57:25,903
You're the only one who can.
1126
00:57:26,195 --> 00:57:27,822
Look, that's a nice sentiment,
1127
00:57:27,864 --> 00:57:29,865
but I've made a new life here.
1128
00:57:29,907 --> 00:57:33,244
Yeah. The piles of trash
really tie the alley together.
1129
00:57:33,286 --> 00:57:35,454
Thank you, Madam President.
1130
00:57:35,496 --> 00:57:37,498
Wait, how did you two
find me anyway?
1131
00:57:37,539 --> 00:57:40,043
Us girls gotta have our secrets.
1132
00:57:40,085 --> 00:57:43,213
Well, that's adorable,
but there's no point.
1133
00:57:43,253 --> 00:57:45,215
I gave the hero thing a shot.
1134
00:57:45,673 --> 00:57:48,050
I can't protect this city.
1135
00:57:48,092 --> 00:57:49,510
I failed.
1136
00:57:52,262 --> 00:57:54,474
You didn't fail me.
1137
00:57:54,516 --> 00:57:55,599
What do you mean?
1138
00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:58,228
When I first moved to
Metro City with my mom,
1139
00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:00,105
I got teased a lot.
1140
00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:01,606
My name, the way I dressed,
1141
00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:03,817
the way I just say
whatever's on my mind.
1142
00:58:03,858 --> 00:58:05,402
I think being an outsider,
1143
00:58:05,443 --> 00:58:07,487
people just assumed
I was a bad kid.
1144
00:58:07,528 --> 00:58:09,989
I started being what
they expected of me,
1145
00:58:10,030 --> 00:58:12,157
getting into fights,
skipping class.
1146
00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:14,702
But then, you stopped Titan.
1147
00:58:15,411 --> 00:58:17,052
It showed me maybe
I don't have to live up
1148
00:58:17,079 --> 00:58:18,539
to others' expectations.
1149
00:58:18,581 --> 00:58:20,875
I just have to
live up to my own.
1150
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:23,503
If a bad guy can become a hero,
1151
00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:25,630
maybe so can a bad kid.
1152
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,257
Must be disappointing to see
1153
00:58:27,297 --> 00:58:30,050
your hero's such a fraidy-cat.
1154
00:58:30,092 --> 00:58:32,094
No! Shows you're smart!
1155
00:58:32,137 --> 00:58:33,887
Because you have zero
chance of defeating
1156
00:58:33,929 --> 00:58:35,556
The Doom Syndicate on your own.
1157
00:58:35,597 --> 00:58:37,266
I thought you
were my biggest fan.
1158
00:58:37,307 --> 00:58:39,643
I am, but I'm also a realist.
1159
00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:43,648
I'm both comforted
and confused by this pep talk.
1160
00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:45,983
Look, putting aside
your silly pride
1161
00:58:46,025 --> 00:58:48,652
and admitting you
need help is not weak.
1162
00:58:48,987 --> 00:58:51,364
I think you'll find
a true friend is with you,
1163
00:58:51,405 --> 00:58:52,614
no matter what.
1164
00:58:52,657 --> 00:58:54,367
You guys continue
your gooey moment.
1165
00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:56,286
I'm gonna go watch our six.
1166
00:58:59,956 --> 00:59:02,625
This is a big no-matter-what.
1167
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:05,336
You get our backs,
we'll get yours.
1168
00:59:07,797 --> 00:59:10,717
Okay, but I've got to find Chum.
1169
00:59:10,759 --> 00:59:12,802
I'm gonna tell him
I took him for granted.
1170
00:59:12,844 --> 00:59:14,721
He's more than a lackey to me.
1171
00:59:14,762 --> 00:59:16,722
He's a partner, a friend,
1172
00:59:16,764 --> 00:59:19,768
and I'm gonna ask for his help.
1173
00:59:19,809 --> 00:59:22,478
You don't need to ask.
1174
00:59:22,519 --> 00:59:25,940
Chum?
What are you doing here?
1175
00:59:26,398 --> 00:59:28,068
My work is done with Mr. Donut.
1176
00:59:28,108 --> 00:59:30,945
But, Sir, my work is
never done with you.
1177
00:59:30,987 --> 00:59:33,364
Your constant state of chaos
makes me feel
1178
00:59:33,405 --> 00:59:35,240
as though I'm always needed.
1179
00:59:35,282 --> 00:59:38,661
You are, Ol' Chum. You are.
1180
00:59:38,702 --> 00:59:42,456
After all, what's a hero
without his sidekick?
1181
00:59:42,498 --> 00:59:44,833
Sidekick? Really, sir?
1182
00:59:44,876 --> 00:59:47,545
I can't tell you how long
I've waited for this!
1183
00:59:47,586 --> 00:59:48,630
Diplomacy!
1184
00:59:50,715 --> 00:59:52,509
Ah! I'm so sorry, Chum!
1185
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:54,260
I didn't know it was you.
1186
00:59:54,302 --> 00:59:55,594
Big fan, by the way.
1187
00:59:55,637 --> 00:59:57,389
Wonderful to meet you.
1188
00:59:59,099 --> 01:00:02,268
The darkness compels you
to hit it harder.
1189
01:00:02,309 --> 01:00:04,396
Behemoth is hitting it harder!
1190
01:00:04,436 --> 01:00:06,356
Oh, how long is this gonna take?
1191
01:00:06,398 --> 01:00:10,110
This titanium plating is
a formidable foe to our powers,
1192
01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:12,362
but, eventually, it will
yield to the darkness,
1193
01:00:12,403 --> 01:00:14,322
as all things do.
1194
01:00:14,530 --> 01:00:16,282
In non-goth speak, please?
1195
01:00:16,324 --> 01:00:19,034
About an hour if we
don't break for snacks.
1196
01:00:20,369 --> 01:00:21,788
By my calculations,
1197
01:00:21,829 --> 01:00:23,641
they should be able to break
through the security door
1198
01:00:23,664 --> 01:00:24,958
within the hour,
1199
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,418
if they don't break for snacks.
1200
01:00:26,458 --> 01:00:27,960
We need to draw
The Doom Syndicate
1201
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:30,005
away from those launch controls.
1202
01:00:30,045 --> 01:00:31,213
A distraction.
1203
01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:33,425
Something they hate
with so much passion,
1204
01:00:33,465 --> 01:00:35,969
it overrides their evil mission.
1205
01:00:36,010 --> 01:00:37,846
But what?
1206
01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:42,641
Right!
With all the excitement,
1207
01:00:42,684 --> 01:00:45,519
I forgot they want me dead!
What luck.
1208
01:00:45,811 --> 01:00:48,106
There is a second entrance
to the control room,
1209
01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:49,106
the air vent.
1210
01:00:49,148 --> 01:00:50,650
Can someone get in
through there?
1211
01:00:50,692 --> 01:00:52,318
Unfortunately, we made sure
1212
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,653
every inch of our lair's
air conditioning system
1213
01:00:54,695 --> 01:00:57,282
was protected by the very
latest in evil weaponry.
1214
01:00:57,322 --> 01:01:00,201
Chum and I prepared
for every possible scenario.
1215
01:01:00,242 --> 01:01:02,829
Except you having to
get back in yourselves.
1216
01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:05,373
- Too-shah.
- It's touché.
1217
01:01:05,831 --> 01:01:09,001
But we're not
our old selves anymore.
1218
01:01:09,043 --> 01:01:11,338
We're better.
We're heroes now!
1219
01:01:11,378 --> 01:01:13,422
And I know the new good us's
1220
01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:15,215
can outthink the old bad us's.
1221
01:01:15,257 --> 01:01:17,427
I can get through
that air vent, Sir.
1222
01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:19,179
You can depend on me.
1223
01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:21,347
I have no doubt I can.
1224
01:01:21,389 --> 01:01:24,184
That leaves you and me
to keep the bad guys busy.
1225
01:01:24,224 --> 01:01:27,144
But, how are we gonna do that
when they have all your toys?
1226
01:01:27,186 --> 01:01:29,563
They're half-wits.
We're full-wits!
1227
01:01:29,606 --> 01:01:30,875
I'm sure we can
think of something
1228
01:01:30,898 --> 01:01:32,317
if we all put our
heads together.
1229
01:01:35,778 --> 01:01:37,864
Huh. We're one head short.
1230
01:01:37,905 --> 01:01:40,115
Keiko? Get in here!
1231
01:01:40,157 --> 01:01:41,367
Seriously?
1232
01:01:41,409 --> 01:01:43,286
Thought you wanted to be
a member of the team.
1233
01:01:43,327 --> 01:01:46,873
Uh, yeah! Uh, but just so
I have this on the record,
1234
01:01:46,914 --> 01:01:48,083
you and I have a deal.
1235
01:01:48,123 --> 01:01:49,125
I help you,
1236
01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:51,251
you train me
to be a crime fighter.
1237
01:01:51,293 --> 01:01:52,878
You help me,
1238
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,215
I'll train you to be
a crime fighter.
1239
01:01:55,255 --> 01:01:57,007
You have my word.
1240
01:01:57,050 --> 01:02:00,177
Which is something
I apparently have to keep now.
1241
01:02:02,347 --> 01:02:04,766
Time to kick some
Doom Syndicate booty.
1242
01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:07,893
Spoken like a true
defender of Metro City.
1243
01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:09,771
This city doesn't
need a defender.
1244
01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,356
It needs defenders.
1245
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:14,358
But first, we're gonna
wanna make a supply run.
1246
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,693
I know where we can go.
1247
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:18,822
Welcome to Everything City.
1248
01:02:18,862 --> 01:02:20,614
500,000 square feet
1249
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,742
with over 500 locations
in all 50 states.
1250
01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:24,284
Just like the commercial says,
1251
01:02:24,327 --> 01:02:26,704
"If the thing you're looking
for is not at Everything City,
1252
01:02:26,746 --> 01:02:27,746
it's not a thing."
1253
01:02:27,789 --> 01:02:29,581
Chum.
1254
01:02:29,623 --> 01:02:32,293
Set a course for savings!
1255
01:02:34,003 --> 01:02:36,130
Welcome to Everything City!
1256
01:02:36,505 --> 01:02:38,925
We've got less than an hour
to stop The Doom Syndicate,
1257
01:02:38,967 --> 01:02:41,552
so stick to the list.
We're not here to browse.
1258
01:02:51,353 --> 01:02:54,440
No thermal lasers.
No giant robot suits.
1259
01:02:54,481 --> 01:02:56,317
No polarity reversers.
1260
01:02:56,358 --> 01:02:59,778
Oh, nose hair clippers!
Crisis averted!
1261
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:05,617
Think fast, Chum!
1262
01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:16,545
That's just about everything.
Now, just need tennis balls.
1263
01:03:17,463 --> 01:03:18,715
All of them.
1264
01:03:25,804 --> 01:03:27,974
Oh, excuse me,
I'm looking for a parakeet.
1265
01:03:28,016 --> 01:03:30,476
It's a gift of appreciation
for a friend.
1266
01:03:30,518 --> 01:03:33,396
Oh, I've got just the one, sir.
1267
01:03:33,438 --> 01:03:34,563
I give you,
1268
01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:36,733
Mephistopheles...
1269
01:03:36,775 --> 01:03:39,693
the parakeet of the gods.
1270
01:03:39,735 --> 01:03:41,862
Ah!
1271
01:03:45,367 --> 01:03:47,077
Oh, absolutely not.
1272
01:04:02,092 --> 01:04:04,802
Um, how will you
be paying today?
1273
01:04:05,344 --> 01:04:08,139
Set to crème brûlée.
1274
01:04:08,181 --> 01:04:10,724
Uh, we'll put it on my card.
1275
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:14,561
Oh, right!
Paying for things.
1276
01:04:14,603 --> 01:04:18,358
Whoever came up with that
scheme is a real evil genius.
1277
01:04:21,152 --> 01:04:22,945
The darkness fades to light,
1278
01:04:22,987 --> 01:04:25,699
and I have failed to
breach the entrance.
1279
01:04:25,739 --> 01:04:27,032
I have failed.
1280
01:04:27,074 --> 01:04:30,244
I have failed!
1281
01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:34,456
Good news, everyone.
We're in.
1282
01:04:34,498 --> 01:04:36,458
It's about time!
1283
01:04:44,259 --> 01:04:45,552
Say what you will
about Megamind,
1284
01:04:45,592 --> 01:04:48,137
but he's always made
things user-friendly.
1285
01:04:48,179 --> 01:04:50,139
Whoa! Not so fast.
1286
01:04:50,181 --> 01:04:53,018
- Who said you could press it?
- I'm the leader!
1287
01:04:53,059 --> 01:04:55,978
Are we really gonna
keep arguing this point?
1288
01:04:56,021 --> 01:04:58,188
- We are!
- We gotta figure this out
1289
01:04:58,231 --> 01:05:00,983
if we're gonna live on the
dark side of the moon together.
1290
01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:02,235
Ollo!
1291
01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:04,695
Let me guess.
Leadership squabble?
1292
01:05:04,737 --> 01:05:06,447
Zombie Megamind!
1293
01:05:06,489 --> 01:05:09,492
Obviously he's not dead,
rocks for brains!
1294
01:05:09,534 --> 01:05:12,911
But, he is just in time to
see us complete the job
1295
01:05:12,954 --> 01:05:14,956
he wasn't evil enough to finish.
1296
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,960
Launch sequence initiated.
1297
01:05:19,001 --> 01:05:21,295
Five minutes to ignition.
1298
01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:23,505
Perfect amount of time to
bring you four to justice
1299
01:05:23,547 --> 01:05:26,509
and still be able to microwave
some pop-ed corn.
1300
01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:30,262
You really think you can go
toe-to-toe with us alone?
1301
01:05:30,554 --> 01:05:33,807
Whoopsie. Not alone.
You lose.
1302
01:05:33,849 --> 01:05:36,603
Oh! It's Megamind's evil bride!
1303
01:05:36,643 --> 01:05:38,355
Not evil, not a bride.
1304
01:05:38,396 --> 01:05:42,358
That was an act we decided on.
Together... sorta.
1305
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,235
But, obviously, zere
is some romantic tension
1306
01:05:45,277 --> 01:05:48,114
- between you two, no?
- It's complicated.
1307
01:05:48,155 --> 01:05:50,784
Guys, do I have to
villain-splain
1308
01:05:50,824 --> 01:05:52,117
everything to you?
1309
01:05:52,159 --> 01:05:54,536
They're obviously here
to stop the launch!
1310
01:05:54,579 --> 01:05:55,789
Get 'em!
1311
01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:01,251
Chum, code:
"They're coming out!"
1312
01:06:01,293 --> 01:06:04,255
Got it, sir.
1313
01:06:05,422 --> 01:06:07,717
Nose hair clippers, huh?
Who knew?
1314
01:06:07,759 --> 01:06:09,802
They're industrial grade.
1315
01:06:09,844 --> 01:06:12,097
"I'm going in!"
1316
01:06:12,137 --> 01:06:14,891
"Try not to get zapped."
1317
01:06:19,688 --> 01:06:22,481
Okay. Just gotta press
the button and stop the launch.
1318
01:06:22,523 --> 01:06:23,400
No need for alarm.
1319
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,943
Huh? The alarm!
1320
01:06:24,983 --> 01:06:27,195
Someone's breaking
into the lair!
1321
01:06:27,862 --> 01:06:29,822
Oh right, that's me.
1322
01:06:33,492 --> 01:06:36,204
Ah! Whoa! Ah!
1323
01:06:37,038 --> 01:06:38,498
Uh-oh!
1324
01:06:38,539 --> 01:06:39,833
Ah!
1325
01:06:42,710 --> 01:06:45,170
Okay. Gotta time this right.
1326
01:06:45,213 --> 01:06:48,132
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three!
1327
01:06:58,476 --> 01:07:00,561
Hey, I did it!
1328
01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:04,523
Intruder alert, intruder alert,
intruder alert...
1329
01:07:04,565 --> 01:07:07,318
Ahh, why did we have
to be so thorough?
1330
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,610
Intruder alert.
1331
01:07:10,237 --> 01:07:11,780
Hey, where'd they go?
1332
01:07:12,907 --> 01:07:14,742
- What the?
- Huh?
1333
01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:19,496
Now the ball is in our court!
1334
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:22,708
- Get it?
- Not bad, though
I would've gone with,
1335
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,126
"Tennis, anyone?"
1336
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,175
- Ah! Not the face!
- You don't have a face!
1337
01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:33,844
Oh, right. Ah! Ow!
1338
01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:35,889
- Oh!
- Stop moving around.
1339
01:07:35,929 --> 01:07:37,389
I can't get a clean shot!
1340
01:07:37,431 --> 01:07:39,768
Tiny stings hurt Behemoth!
1341
01:07:39,809 --> 01:07:42,103
Stand still, you giant baby.
1342
01:07:42,144 --> 01:07:43,228
Playtime's over.
1343
01:07:43,271 --> 01:07:44,356
Ah!
1344
01:07:44,396 --> 01:07:46,148
Not sure we're going
to beat these guys
1345
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:47,900
with sporting equipment.
1346
01:07:47,942 --> 01:07:49,527
We just need to buy Chum time,
1347
01:07:49,568 --> 01:07:52,614
and if I know my ingenious
little robot fish monkey,
1348
01:07:52,655 --> 01:07:55,324
he should be cleverly slipping
through the lair's defenses
1349
01:07:55,367 --> 01:07:57,619
right about now!
1350
01:07:57,994 --> 01:07:59,621
Help! I've been caught
1351
01:07:59,661 --> 01:08:01,873
trying to slip through
the lair's defenses!
1352
01:08:01,914 --> 01:08:05,168
Intruder alert, intruder alert,
intruder alert...
1353
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:07,295
Okay, relax.
You got this.
1354
01:08:07,336 --> 01:08:08,797
Think, Chum, think!
1355
01:08:09,797 --> 01:08:11,257
Ah!
1356
01:08:12,634 --> 01:08:14,802
- Eject, eject, eject!
- Ah!
1357
01:08:21,725 --> 01:08:23,310
Yah! Oh!
1358
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:26,398
I'm gonna miss that body.
1359
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,315
It was my second favorite.
1360
01:08:28,358 --> 01:08:31,069
Just have to hurry
before I dry out.
1361
01:08:33,904 --> 01:08:36,365
The launch button!
1362
01:08:37,242 --> 01:08:39,077
Ah!
1363
01:08:39,118 --> 01:08:40,286
Whoa!
1364
01:08:40,328 --> 01:08:43,206
Almost... there!
1365
01:08:43,247 --> 01:08:47,252
Well, well.
Nice of you to flop in.
1366
01:08:47,836 --> 01:08:51,797
Can I trouble you guys for
a tank of dechlorinated water?
1367
01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:55,135
Preparing city to launch.
1368
01:08:55,176 --> 01:08:56,219
Nine...
1369
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,890
- Eight...
- Ah!
1370
01:09:00,931 --> 01:09:03,059
Ah!
What are we gonna do?
1371
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:05,270
What's happening?
Run for your lives!
1372
01:09:08,023 --> 01:09:09,565
Seven...
1373
01:09:15,947 --> 01:09:17,198
Six...
1374
01:09:17,907 --> 01:09:20,534
I thought Chum was
supposed to stop it by now.
1375
01:09:20,577 --> 01:09:23,328
You know him, always
waiting till the last second.
1376
01:09:23,371 --> 01:09:24,497
Five...
1377
01:09:28,542 --> 01:09:29,752
Four...
1378
01:09:33,131 --> 01:09:34,506
Three...
1379
01:09:38,052 --> 01:09:39,052
Two...
1380
01:09:41,221 --> 01:09:44,516
One. Commencing launch.
1381
01:09:44,559 --> 01:09:47,061
There goes the last second.
1382
01:09:55,737 --> 01:09:58,280
Gotta say,
not a fan of Phase Two!
1383
01:09:58,323 --> 01:10:00,033
In theory, it was amazing.
1384
01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:02,534
In practice, kinda horrifying.
1385
01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:05,246
And the hits keep on comin'.
1386
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:11,252
We'll buy Chum more time
if we split up.
1387
01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:19,802
Help! Outta my way! Me first!
1388
01:10:19,844 --> 01:10:22,721
- What are we supposed
to do now?!
- Where am I gonna go?!
1389
01:10:22,764 --> 01:10:24,306
What's going on?
1390
01:10:24,349 --> 01:10:27,060
We're all doomed! Doomed!
1391
01:10:28,728 --> 01:10:31,314
- Mr. Mayor, what's your plan?
- I'm sorry!
1392
01:10:31,355 --> 01:10:33,399
I didn't know I needed
an actual plan
1393
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,609
for the city
launching into space!
1394
01:10:35,652 --> 01:10:37,820
Someone clearly
needs to take charge!
1395
01:10:37,862 --> 01:10:39,905
That's supposed to be you!
1396
01:10:39,948 --> 01:10:41,865
I just remembered,
1397
01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:45,912
I got a really important
lunch meeting. Gotta go!
1398
01:10:49,289 --> 01:10:52,585
Everyone, please
try and calm down!
1399
01:10:52,627 --> 01:10:55,505
- There's no
contingency plan for this!
- Somebody hold me!
1400
01:10:55,546 --> 01:10:57,923
Everyone, shut your pie holes!
1401
01:10:57,966 --> 01:11:01,011
My girl's trying to save
your butts, so listen up!
1402
01:11:01,051 --> 01:11:03,262
You got this.
1403
01:11:05,724 --> 01:11:06,682
Police!
1404
01:11:06,725 --> 01:11:08,600
Have your officers
dissolve panic
1405
01:11:08,643 --> 01:11:11,311
and steer people indoors
or underground.
1406
01:11:13,105 --> 01:11:14,940
Paramedics,
have ambulances ready.
1407
01:11:14,983 --> 01:11:17,944
Also, be prepared to
distribute air sickness pills
1408
01:11:17,985 --> 01:11:19,570
in large quantities.
1409
01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:22,282
All for that!
I already barfed twice.
1410
01:11:22,323 --> 01:11:25,284
And firefighters,
I need the keys to that.
1411
01:11:34,877 --> 01:11:37,671
Chum, the whole city's
about to have a new zip code!
1412
01:11:37,713 --> 01:11:40,382
You have to hit
the "Cancel Launch" button!
1413
01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:42,594
Kind of busy at the moment, sir.
1414
01:11:42,635 --> 01:11:46,014
Yeah, busy getting
turned into sushi.
1415
01:11:46,055 --> 01:11:47,765
I should warn you guys.
1416
01:11:47,806 --> 01:11:51,226
I'm an expert in
the aquatic arts! En guard!
1417
01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:54,939
Whoa!
1418
01:12:09,996 --> 01:12:12,457
Ascent terminated.
1419
01:12:21,216 --> 01:12:23,217
You did it, Chum!
1420
01:12:26,261 --> 01:12:29,140
Oh no, you did it, Chum!
1421
01:12:29,181 --> 01:12:31,059
The city's falling too fast!
1422
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:32,560
We have to try to...
1423
01:12:36,398 --> 01:12:39,067
This is the end of the line
for you, Megamind!
1424
01:12:39,109 --> 01:12:42,362
You all do know we're plunging
toward the earth right now?
1425
01:12:42,404 --> 01:12:44,863
Do not try to confuse us
with science.
1426
01:12:44,905 --> 01:12:46,740
Wait!
1427
01:12:46,783 --> 01:12:49,034
As former leader of
The Doom Syndicate,
1428
01:12:49,077 --> 01:12:50,703
and according to evil custom,
1429
01:12:50,744 --> 01:12:52,663
I claim my right
to my own demise
1430
01:12:52,706 --> 01:12:56,292
per the Villain Charter,
article seven, paragraph four.
1431
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:57,543
Huh?
1432
01:12:57,585 --> 01:12:59,878
The article states that
an outgoing evil leader
1433
01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:02,631
can only be terminated
by the new evil leader.
1434
01:13:02,673 --> 01:13:05,426
So, which one of you
is that again?
1435
01:13:05,467 --> 01:13:07,636
Guys, it's me.
You know it is.
1436
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:09,847
I'm the darkest
and the doomiest.
1437
01:13:09,889 --> 01:13:12,766
I am ze clear choice.
I have a beret.
1438
01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:15,895
Behemoth wonder if
we can put differences aside
1439
01:13:15,936 --> 01:13:17,396
and find commonality
1440
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:20,233
in the ultimate
vanquishing of archfoe.
1441
01:13:20,274 --> 01:13:21,859
Huh...
1442
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:25,070
He's getting away!
1443
01:13:25,113 --> 01:13:27,865
Make haste,
my fellow doom slayers.
1444
01:13:34,663 --> 01:13:36,416
He's down here somewhere!
1445
01:13:36,457 --> 01:13:39,543
I feel it in the black void
of my soul!
1446
01:13:41,462 --> 01:13:42,921
Chum, are you there?
1447
01:13:42,963 --> 01:13:45,466
You have to get to
the manual controls.
1448
01:13:45,507 --> 01:13:48,261
City descending.
1449
01:13:48,302 --> 01:13:51,055
No can do, sir.
Lost my bowl.
1450
01:13:51,096 --> 01:13:52,765
No getting out of this one.
1451
01:13:52,806 --> 01:13:54,600
There's always a way out.
1452
01:13:54,641 --> 01:13:56,685
Help is on the way,
friend of friends.
1453
01:13:56,728 --> 01:13:58,188
Polly 227!
1454
01:13:58,229 --> 01:14:01,315
Launch Operation Parakeet!
1455
01:14:16,038 --> 01:14:17,082
Ha, ha!
1456
01:14:44,149 --> 01:14:45,568
Sir,
1457
01:14:45,609 --> 01:14:48,904
you made me my own
brainbot pet parakeet?
1458
01:14:48,947 --> 01:14:51,157
Chum, meet Polly 227,
1459
01:14:51,198 --> 01:14:53,993
a show of appreciation
for all you mean to me.
1460
01:14:54,034 --> 01:14:57,872
I know you wanted a real one,
but again, so much poop.
1461
01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:01,501
I love him, Sir!
1462
01:15:03,127 --> 01:15:06,463
Eternal darkness
awaits you, Megamind.
1463
01:15:06,506 --> 01:15:08,216
What to do, what to do?
1464
01:15:08,257 --> 01:15:10,844
Disguise generator!
1465
01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:14,180
I can smell your fear.
1466
01:15:14,221 --> 01:15:16,765
It smells like dark bacon.
1467
01:15:19,310 --> 01:15:20,520
Ho-ho!
1468
01:15:20,561 --> 01:15:22,689
Look into my eyes and fall
under my power,
1469
01:15:22,730 --> 01:15:24,440
man of blue.
1470
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:30,697
Ha, ha!
Zee badge of leadership is moi!
1471
01:15:30,738 --> 01:15:33,240
Don't pop
the champagne just yet.
1472
01:15:33,283 --> 01:15:35,201
Oh?
1473
01:15:41,582 --> 01:15:45,377
Zis is impossibleh!
1474
01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:47,380
Solid!
1475
01:15:49,381 --> 01:15:51,051
Reap the whirlwind, Megamind!
1476
01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:58,265
Not a whirlwind.
1477
01:15:58,307 --> 01:16:01,185
Roxanne was right!
You are terrible at weather!
1478
01:16:01,226 --> 01:16:05,105
Maybe so, but at least
I'd still be around to enjoy it.
1479
01:16:05,148 --> 01:16:08,109
You, not so much.
1480
01:16:10,444 --> 01:16:13,448
I guess you always were meant
to be the leader, Lady Doppler.
1481
01:16:13,489 --> 01:16:15,492
I know, right?
1482
01:16:15,533 --> 01:16:18,619
But a word of advice.
1483
01:16:21,497 --> 01:16:23,917
Stay grounded!
1484
01:16:33,217 --> 01:16:35,552
Oh, why are puns always
so hard to avoid?
1485
01:16:35,595 --> 01:16:38,305
Oh, I forgot all about you.
1486
01:16:38,347 --> 01:16:40,265
When I was on such a good roll.
1487
01:16:40,307 --> 01:16:44,395
Uh, Behemoth figure just wait
until competition eliminated
1488
01:16:44,436 --> 01:16:46,064
before squashing blue man.
1489
01:16:46,105 --> 01:16:48,358
That's actually
a really good plan.
1490
01:16:48,399 --> 01:16:50,984
Behemoth appreciate compliment.
1491
01:16:52,569 --> 01:16:54,238
I squish you now.
1492
01:16:54,279 --> 01:16:55,657
Hey, look over there!
1493
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,076
Behemoth no fall
for oldest trick in the...
1494
01:17:03,331 --> 01:17:05,958
I'm sorry.
Was I interrupting something?
1495
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:07,793
My hero.
1496
01:17:09,878 --> 01:17:12,131
Behind you!
1497
01:17:16,677 --> 01:17:18,137
How's this for scary?
1498
01:17:19,514 --> 01:17:21,765
Leadership, here I come.
1499
01:17:21,807 --> 01:17:24,310
Hey, tall, dark,
and trying too hard.
1500
01:17:25,603 --> 01:17:27,521
Huh? What's that?
1501
01:17:27,564 --> 01:17:30,734
Either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.
1502
01:17:35,529 --> 01:17:37,407
Nighty, night, Nighty-Knight.
1503
01:17:37,948 --> 01:17:40,659
Huh. Guess it was
a flash grenade.
1504
01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:43,997
You are 100% going up
on my inspiration board.
1505
01:17:45,707 --> 01:17:47,792
No time for laurel resting.
Let's go!
1506
01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:55,216
Reaching terminal velocity.
1507
01:17:55,257 --> 01:17:59,429
The retro rocket lever
is jammed!
1508
01:17:59,470 --> 01:18:01,430
I can't do this alone!
1509
01:18:01,472 --> 01:18:03,224
Nor will you have to.
1510
01:18:04,309 --> 01:18:06,019
This is a team effort.
1511
01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:08,270
Hup!
1512
01:18:09,898 --> 01:18:11,983
We need more mega-muscle!
1513
01:18:12,024 --> 01:18:14,569
Warning, warning.
Impact is imminent.
1514
01:18:14,610 --> 01:18:17,654
Ground's approaching fast!
1515
01:18:17,697 --> 01:18:19,615
Almost there!
1516
01:18:19,657 --> 01:18:21,533
Warning, warning...
1517
01:18:21,576 --> 01:18:23,203
Just a little more!
1518
01:18:25,913 --> 01:18:28,248
Warning...
1519
01:18:39,594 --> 01:18:41,054
City landed.
1520
01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:43,347
Thank you for flying with us.
1521
01:18:45,850 --> 01:18:48,228
You saved the city again, Sir.
1522
01:18:48,269 --> 01:18:50,563
No, we did.
1523
01:18:52,940 --> 01:18:55,402
- Sorry about your body, Chum.
- That's okay.
1524
01:18:55,443 --> 01:18:58,488
Still got a few spares
in the closet.
1525
01:18:58,529 --> 01:19:00,907
Oh, would you look at that.
1526
01:19:00,948 --> 01:19:02,658
After the city's already saved,
1527
01:19:02,701 --> 01:19:04,993
here comes the mayor
to take all the credit.
1528
01:19:05,036 --> 01:19:07,122
Or he just wants to
give me another award.
1529
01:19:07,162 --> 01:19:10,708
Award?! After what you
just did to the city?
1530
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,502
Hardly a building
damaged this time.
1531
01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:13,795
We're getting good at this.
1532
01:19:13,837 --> 01:19:15,546
Are you kidding?!
1533
01:19:15,587 --> 01:19:18,882
You put the city backwards!
Backwards... Backwards...
1534
01:19:19,216 --> 01:19:21,301
Personally, I prefer
a mountain view,
1535
01:19:21,344 --> 01:19:24,680
- but I'll put it back later.
- Uh, just so you know,
1536
01:19:24,722 --> 01:19:26,765
we all risked our lives
to save the city
1537
01:19:26,807 --> 01:19:29,519
while you were
cowering from your job.
1538
01:19:29,810 --> 01:19:32,313
Oh, you think you can do better?
1539
01:19:32,354 --> 01:19:34,481
I know I can.
1540
01:19:34,524 --> 01:19:35,734
Oh!
1541
01:19:35,774 --> 01:19:37,860
Um, okay.
1542
01:19:37,902 --> 01:19:41,405
Just sent you my resume.
1543
01:19:41,448 --> 01:19:43,783
Mayor Roxanne Ritchi.
1544
01:19:43,824 --> 01:19:45,577
I like the sound of that.
1545
01:20:00,132 --> 01:20:03,970
We are ready to do thy bidding,
Your Majesty.
1546
01:20:04,011 --> 01:20:07,431
Okay. Okay.
I'm the mayor now, not royalty.
1547
01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:09,725
Forgive us, Your Excellency.
1548
01:20:09,768 --> 01:20:12,395
Got the exclusive
right here, Mega-fans.
1549
01:20:12,436 --> 01:20:13,771
Roxanne on the inside,
1550
01:20:13,813 --> 01:20:16,608
Megamind, Chum, and yours truly
on the outside.
1551
01:20:16,649 --> 01:20:18,275
And all of us working together
1552
01:20:18,318 --> 01:20:20,944
to keep Metrocity
safe from evil.
1553
01:20:20,987 --> 01:20:23,113
You're getting good
at this hero thing.
1554
01:20:23,155 --> 01:20:25,342
You know, I-I think I finally
learned the big difference
1555
01:20:25,367 --> 01:20:27,827
between being a hero
and being a villain.
1556
01:20:27,868 --> 01:20:28,869
What's that?
1557
01:20:28,912 --> 01:20:31,247
Bad guys look out
for themselves.
1558
01:20:31,288 --> 01:20:33,667
Heroes look out for each other.
1559
01:20:33,707 --> 01:20:37,503
Together, we'll be unstoppable.
1560
01:20:37,545 --> 01:20:40,506
Keiko, if you'll do the honor.
1561
01:20:51,266 --> 01:20:54,854
Evil has finally met its match.
1562
01:20:57,231 --> 01:20:59,859
Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me!
1563
01:21:03,445 --> 01:21:06,365
I call this meeting to order.
1564
01:21:06,408 --> 01:21:08,743
As leader, I permit it.
1565
01:21:08,784 --> 01:21:12,037
No! Me leader!
1566
01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:15,125
Huh?
1567
01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:18,086
I must say, I commend
you all for your efforts
1568
01:21:18,127 --> 01:21:20,337
against Megamind but, alas,
1569
01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:24,591
you lack the proper leadership
to get the job done.
1570
01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:26,051
Oh, really?
1571
01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:27,679
Ha!
1572
01:21:31,265 --> 01:21:34,769
On second thought,
maybe change is a good thing.
1573
01:21:34,810 --> 01:21:37,021
So glad you've come around.
1574
01:21:37,063 --> 01:21:38,230
With my help,
1575
01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:40,899
our blue friend will rue the day
1576
01:21:40,942 --> 01:21:42,694
he betrayed evil.
1577
01:21:42,735 --> 01:21:45,654
What makes you think
you can take down Megamind
1578
01:21:45,697 --> 01:21:46,905
when we all couldn't?
1579
01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:49,617
Because I, Machiavillain,
1580
01:21:49,658 --> 01:21:53,829
am the evil genius who taught
Megamind everything he knows.
1581
01:21:53,872 --> 01:21:56,166
And I promise, our blue friend
1582
01:21:56,207 --> 01:21:59,752
will rue the day
he betrayed evil!107025
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