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- It's six AM in the morning,
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and you're out there
mowing the lawn.
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Get a real job!
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Oh, I hate my neighbors.
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If you hired people
with citizenships,
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they wouldn't have
to start this early.
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hiding from the government.
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Whew, what do I
wear, what do I wear?
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Too slutty,
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not bitchy enough.
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Ugh!
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Ooh, this is the one.
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This is the one that says
I'm going to fuck you so hard
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you won't even
know what hit you.
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Not appropriate.
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Canceled, thumbs down, ew.
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Oh God, those brothers
are so annoying.
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Ugh, why does everyone
have a podcast?
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It should be illegal
to start a podcast.
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It's just, it's just so stupid.
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I don't know why all these
people have podcasts.
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It's just what do you
have to talk about?
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Who are you?
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Really?
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I just, I don't care who you're
interviewing today, I don't.
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Thumbs down.
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Prank call neighbor.
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Your husband has been
sleeping with me.
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It's been adventurous
and he gave me herpes.
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Check.
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Mm, dog poop, not ready.
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Shut down winery.
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Shut down winery?
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- Karen.
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- Hey guys.
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Poodles.
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- How you doing hun?
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You're looking pretty good.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Today is pretty special for
me today just so you all know.
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I am about to shut
down a business
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I have been working on
closing for like 15 years.
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- Oh, you've always
had an eye and a ear
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for taking the trash out.
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- Which is why we
actually came by actually.
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Mrs. Hargrave, she's left
her giant cans exposed again
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just rolling around
in the breeze
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right there on the
sidewalk for all to see.
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- He's talking about the trash.
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- Yeah, yeah, I
know, she's a whore.
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She's had sex with
all our neighbors,
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it's just disgusting.
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- We need to get her
out of the neighborhood.
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It's bad for us all.
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- I can assure you,
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in this cul-de-sac soap
opera, we are not the daddies.
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- No, we're not.
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Well, I'm not anyway.
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I don't know, I plead the fifth.
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- I'm not the daddy.
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- Anyway, I have
a lot to do today
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so I have to go
get back to work,
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but let's go shopping,
have some coffee soon?
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- Let's make it happen.
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- I have a meeting
I think tomorrow.
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Can you come?
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We'd really love your support.
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- Of course.
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And then we should all
file individual complaints
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about Helen.
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Let's get this bitch
out of our neighborhood.
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- Definitely.
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- All for one.
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- One for all.
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- Oh.
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- Taking back the neighborhood.
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I'd sleep with her, would you?
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- Oh God, really?
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Why are you even bringing
that up right now?
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- Move your stupid children!
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Some people have jobs!
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And don't wear the
same outfit every day.
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- I hate you, Karen.
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- I think everything
is gonna be fine.
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I mean we've got
everything covered.
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I know she's brutal, but
I also know my business.
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I'll handle her.
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- I just don't even want
to see her smug face today.
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Like we have a lot going on
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and I'd really rather
lick skunked wine
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off the bottom of the
barrels in the back
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than to listen to her
little beaver mouth
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dictating codes this morning.
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- Hey, don't be disrespecting
my barrels, Hank
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and don't disrespect beavers.
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They're noble creatures.
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- True.
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- Let's get it together
and started for the day.
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I'll go do the run through of
the new area before the audit
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to make sure it's looking
good and situated.
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Y'all get situated.
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We'll get her in and out and
then we can focus on the event
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and the brand launch.
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- Hells yeah.
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Let's sell the shit
out of this wine.
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- Hey, maybe save that
graphic enthusiasm
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for when after Karen, the
sucker of souls, passes through.
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Look, I'm pretty sure
she has a forum dedicated
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to anything that sounds
remotely like working joyfully.
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- Fucking bitch.
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Hello?
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No, no operator, operator,
operator, operator.
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Are you really coming at me
right now, seriously, seriously?
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Operator, operator.
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I was just harassed by
one of your employees.
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Yes, no she harassed me
and she tried to kill me.
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She literally
tried to murder me.
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I'm shaken right
now, I'm shaken.
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I don't know if I'm going
to be able to go to work.
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I'm injured, I'm injured.
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I was assaulted.
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I was totally, totally assaulted
by that fucking barista.
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No, no, no, I'm
not getting loud,
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I am not getting loud,
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I am just upset.
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I am very, very hurt right now
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that you would hire
somebody so incompetent.
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Look, I am a compliance officer,
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this is what I do for a living
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and I also have a lot
of followers online,
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okay and I will
expose your business.
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I will expose you to the world
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about what this woman did to me.
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Hank.
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- Hello, Karen.
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This so good to have
you with us again.
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- Listen, I don't
need your employees
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listening to what we're
saying and continue.
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- Well, I want to thank
you for coming back in.
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Having someone of your expertise
on operational procedures
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is so informative.
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- Unvaluable, I mean
invaluable of course.
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- Yeah, I see that your
team has really improved
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since the last walkthrough,
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but I have to tell
you it's still subpar.
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My third time this month,
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it's becoming to be
a regular thing here.
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- I understand and I thank
you for the extra visits.
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However, we do have
another tasting event,
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larger scale tomorrow night.
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It will have a live band, a
discounted flight package,
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with a few new selections.
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I'll have Troy walk you
through it step by step.
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It should be pretty standard.
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- Pretty standard, yeah.
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Wait, Troy, we need to talk
about the last time I was here
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because I just don't
want a repeat of this.
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The bottles, okay the bottles,
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they were not wiped
down correctly, okay?
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You are not supposed to clean
things from bottom to top.
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It's always supposed
to be top to bottom.
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Do you know why?
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Do you know why, Dallas?
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- The bottles are sealed.
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- Yes, yes, but when you
wipe from bottom to top,
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you are spreading bacteria,
bacteria, germs everywhere.
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You're touching the
bottom of something
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that holds everything
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and you're just
moving it to the top.
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Bacteria and germs
all over the place.
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We just can't have
that here, okay?
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Look, the cloth, the cloth, Hank
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was not soaked in warm,
soapy antibacterial solution.
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Okay, yeah?
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- Okay, fair.
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- Laundry was not
provided to the staff.
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Did you see what those
people look like?
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Troy looks like he hasn't
changed his shirt in a week.
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- He likes to get
things ,
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he works better that way.
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- That is not acceptable.
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That is just, that
is just unacceptable.
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Now, we need to talk
about your sinks, okay?
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- Okay.
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- All right, if you're
doing a new expansion,
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you really have to pay
attention to the metal.
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There's spots all over here.
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And do you know what
that means, Hank?
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Do you know what this means?
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- Water spots.
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- No rust, rust is eminent here.
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And do you know
what rust causes?
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- Uh...
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- Cancer.
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It spreads, it's a disease,
it takes over everything.
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Now the staff, the walkthrough,
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they have improved
fundamentally,
but you know what?
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It's still subpar.
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It's still subpar.
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And I am just worried
that if you do expand,
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it is not gonna be up
to code or my standards.
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- Okay, I understand.
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Come and I'll show you.
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- Oh, okay.
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- She is the devil, pure evil.
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- I don't know, maybe she
just needs to have a drink.
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I've never met a
woman I couldn't charm
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with a few fruity notes
and a nice conversation.
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- I say skip the conversation
and drink the wine yourself,
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massive amounts.
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I wouldn't waste good wine
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on trying to get
any charm outta her.
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- Huh, probably just needs
to feel utilized, important.
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Maybe she just needs a
purpose in life, you know?
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- She would make a
great speed bump.
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- She is pretty cute, Hank.
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Would you ask her out?
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- I don't know about
that, Troy, but you,
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why don't you invite her
to your little party?
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See if she wants to help
you host that brand launch?
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Because maybe afterwards
she can check your plumbing,
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give you a golden seal of
approval while she's down there.
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- My toilets are fine.
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That snake really does work.
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- Not what I was meaning at all.
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- Maybe I will take
one for the team.
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I can try and find out
where she's coming from,
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maybe even see if I can make
her ease up on her review
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for the new station.
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- I don't know if
there's anything
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that can get that
woman to ease up.
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I mean, she's like a walking
constipation with a hemorrhoid.
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And the only thing
more irritating
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is what she could possibly
do to the business
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if she leaves here with
the mindset to do so.
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- That's a horrid thought.
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- As you can see,
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we took your advice on
giving more space to the area
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where air is required
for the food,
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also for movements,
flow of foot traffic
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and to improve the interaction
between staff and customer.
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- Yes, I see that you have
taken the compliance station
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more effective for the customers
to be situated in there.
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- Do you ever
drop the jargon, Karen?
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- Excuse me?
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- I mean,
we've worked together
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for several years now.
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I'd even call you my favorite
code enforcement auditor.
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- You just stop that right now.
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- Stop what?
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- The bullshit flattery.
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Do you think I like you, Dallas?
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Do you think we're friends?
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- Yeah.
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- I don't like you.
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00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:10,670
I've never liked your face,
258
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:14,072
there's just too much
hair going on there.
259
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,108
And I don't know if you're
trying to harass me right now,
260
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,911
but I don't appreciate it.
261
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:22,247
I have a very sexy man
at home waiting for me
262
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,687
just so you know and you do
not talk to women like that.
263
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,053
- I see.
264
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,823
Well, there it is,
the beer station,
265
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,694
the same as any
event would have,
266
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:38,497
set up for beer
tasting, a few taps,
267
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:42,133
also, license and permitted
268
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,605
between local brewers
and us graciously.
269
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:48,440
- And you want me to
let you experiment?
270
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,810
- Just 24, maybe 48 hours.
271
00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:54,212
Let us get through our events,
grow up some new business.
272
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,683
I promise, everything will
be in place after that.
273
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,417
You can leave me with
your recommendations
274
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,455
and I'll have everything
that you require.
275
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,856
- The only thing that
I'm gonna recommend
276
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,424
is that you get a job elsewhere
277
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:11,096
and I will never, ever
recommend you for anything,
278
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,067
anything, not even washing
dishes, you can't even do that.
279
00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:17,135
- What if I offer
you a free unlimited flight
280
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,372
for tomorrow night,
everything on the house?
281
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,008
You see how hard
we're working here.
282
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:27,015
- Are you trying to bribe
a code enforcement officer?
283
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,984
- No, ma'am,
not this business, no.
284
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,585
- I can't believe this.
285
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:35,222
I am going to call my
supervisor right now, this is,
286
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:40,893
I have never been so
degraded before in my life.
287
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:44,429
You do not bribe a
compliance officer.
288
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,131
- It's just
a misunderstanding.
289
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,333
Let's just forget the
whole thing, shall we?
290
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,002
- I can get you
arrested for this.
291
00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:50,836
- No,
that's not necessary.
292
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,237
- This is a felony.
293
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,471
This is a felony.
294
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,542
I will have your ass
on a stick right now.
295
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:59,712
- Oh, we'll
do better next time.
296
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,747
- Oh, there won't
be a next time.
297
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:06,284
And if you continue to do this
event, I will shut you down.
298
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,218
- Oh please.
299
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,821
- Now I have to go inside
300
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:10,957
and write you up
for more infractions
301
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,693
because this establishment
is so shitty.
302
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,761
By the time I'm done
with you, Dallas,
303
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:18,129
you won't even be able to
work for your own mother.
304
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,035
- Ah, thank you, thank you.
305
00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:31,109
- Troy, I've gone over all
of this before with you
306
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,812
many times.
307
00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,346
I just need a full list
308
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:38,350
of every wine that you intend
to procure here for the month,
309
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:39,284
where they come from,
310
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,786
where they originated from,
311
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:43,490
where all these
supplies are from.
312
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:45,492
- Okay, I have it.
313
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,168
Somewhere.
314
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,106
- What are those?
315
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,507
- Oh, that's the Amityville one.
316
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:02,440
- What?
317
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,743
- I'm hosting a party for that.
318
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:04,646
You can come if you want.
319
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,279
Big words, use your
big words, Troy.
320
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,482
It's a being commissioned
as a sales incentive
321
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,518
to allure intrigue.
322
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,587
- And where is this party?
323
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:15,521
- Oh, it's in my house.
324
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,690
I got the best house for it.
325
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,058
I built this tiki
bar in the back
326
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,394
and I hand sanded the deck.
327
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,164
- And a permit?
328
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,900
- Oh, told my neighbors I
wouldn't be loud after 10.
329
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,902
- Troy, you know it's unethical
330
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:33,171
to throw work events at
your house for the winery.
331
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:38,110
Okay, the wine is not licensed
to be in a private residence.
332
00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:40,478
- No one asked me to
read anything, Karen.
333
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,750
It's not a test, it's
an exclusive event.
334
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,851
- Listen Troy,
everything is a test.
335
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,253
I need you to log all
of your supplies for me
336
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,387
so that I can put them here.
337
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,857
Can you please go do your job?
338
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:55,493
- Sure but I was
go gonna invite you
339
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,762
and if you keep
pressuring me anymore,
340
00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:58,798
I just don't think I
can have you there.
341
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,666
- Troy, you have to invite me
342
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,369
because I have to
log everything.
343
00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:05,006
Thank you.
344
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,607
Well, if he's off the books,
345
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:11,813
then I guess I should
be off the books, too.
346
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,254
I cannot wait for
five o'clock to come.
347
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,124
You have no idea.
348
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:28,728
Dallas and Hank are
going to be so sad
349
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,897
when I walk in there and
just shut it all down,
350
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,901
and that little bus boy, Troy.
351
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,268
You should have seen his
face, he was all excited.
352
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,372
He was all like, oh,
I made this party.
353
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,275
It's gonna be amazing though.
354
00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:46,912
I have really waited
for this all of my life.
355
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:50,883
It will be the
performance of a lifetime.
356
00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:52,184
I'm gonna see tears.
357
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:53,786
They are gonna start crying.
358
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:56,387
It's just, I might even film it.
359
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,891
I think I'm gonna set a camera
up and film the whole thing
360
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:02,327
because it's just something
that I want to remember forever.
361
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,929
Yeah, it's gonna be a memory.
362
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,396
It's gonna be a memory,
it's gonna be great.
363
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,799
I just can't wait.
364
00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:07,835
I just can't wait.
365
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,203
Ugh, hold on a second.
366
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,372
Who is it?
367
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,306
- Mrs. Hargrave.
368
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,374
- Stupid neighbor,
369
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,210
I don't know what she wants.
370
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,347
- We need to talk seriously.
371
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,315
- I did not invite you in here.
372
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,685
- Yeah, well you
harassing my children,
373
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:28,154
running my dog out of town,
374
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,955
I think we need to talk
seriously about this.
375
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:33,391
- First of all, your dog
has destroyed my garden.
376
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,028
I would like a check
for all of my flowers
377
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,930
that he has pissed and shit on.
378
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:39,364
If you were a
decent human being,
379
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,066
you would at least
pick that shit up.
380
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,769
- Your flowers are
more important than
my children's lives?
381
00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:44,837
Seriously?
382
00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:46,005
- Some people work.
383
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:47,606
I had to go to work.
384
00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,307
They were standing by my car.
385
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,409
I don't know if you're
purposely telling
386
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:54,379
these little monsters
of yours to harass me,
387
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,116
but I cannot take it any longer.
388
00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:59,084
Control your kids.
389
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:00,619
- And you're talking
about harassment?
390
00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:02,121
When you've got
your little lackeys
391
00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:05,323
coming around my backyard
spying on me, taking photos.
392
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,458
What, you gonna send
some emails to the HOA,
393
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,994
try to run me out of town?
394
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,062
I'd like to see you try.
395
00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:11,396
- You are trying to seduce them
396
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,464
by taking all of
your clothes off.
397
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,034
I don't know where you grew up,
398
00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:18,537
but you are seriously
destroying our neighborhood.
399
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,239
Put some fucking clothes on.
400
00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:23,441
Maybe you should get a
job like most people have,
401
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,844
okay, not just go around
402
00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,279
and fuck all of the men in town.
403
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:29,347
- You're trying to
run me out of town?
404
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,651
I'd rather see your rotting
corpse before that happens.
405
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:35,020
- All right, well, you
know what, Mrs. Hargrave?
406
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:37,792
Why don't you just go have
a great day and fuck off?
407
00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:39,725
- Fine.
408
00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:40,559
- Cunt!
409
00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:44,230
- Never been
to San Francisco.
410
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,731
Why would she even have that?
411
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:49,270
It's like one girl and 50 cups,
that's gonna be the sequel.
412
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,306
- Kevin?
413
00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:55,274
- Yes, what? Hi.
414
00:22:55,276 --> 00:22:56,542
- What are you doing here?
415
00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,576
- I thought you needed
me to come over here
416
00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:59,712
and pick up the dry cleaning.
417
00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:01,347
- No, not today, okay?
418
00:23:01,349 --> 00:23:03,315
I have a lot of stuff going on
419
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:06,518
and you can't just come into
my house without asking.
420
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,355
- Okay.
421
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,789
So violation?
422
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:13,491
- Yeah, it's a
violation of my privacy.
423
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,960
- What's a violation?
424
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:18,364
- A violation is when you enter
my house and I am not here.
425
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:20,599
What if I was with someone else?
426
00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:23,035
- Ooh, like another girl?
427
00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:24,503
- No, you child.
428
00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:26,705
You're such a child.
429
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:27,640
Did you?
430
00:23:27,642 --> 00:23:29,108
- Listen, I thought that maybe
431
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:31,043
after I finished doing whatever
chores you needed me to do,
432
00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:33,045
we could hang out and
like here, this wine,
433
00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:35,014
maybe we could drink
some of this wine
434
00:23:35,016 --> 00:23:36,515
and you know watch a movie
435
00:23:36,517 --> 00:23:40,185
and hang out afterward.
- No, this is my wine, okay?
436
00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:42,121
I have a very
important day tomorrow.
437
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:44,890
At five o'clock, I am going
to shut down the winery
438
00:23:44,892 --> 00:23:46,926
and then I will get a promotion.
439
00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:48,896
All right, do you
know what that means?
440
00:23:49,797 --> 00:23:51,330
- No.
441
00:23:51,332 --> 00:23:53,565
- I know you didn't finish
high school, Kevin, okay,
442
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:56,402
but a promotion means
I make more money.
443
00:23:56,404 --> 00:24:00,105
Then, I can buy a nicer
house and get a nicer car
444
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,640
and move out of
this shitty place
445
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,976
with all these shitty people.
446
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:05,711
- Well, you know,
maybe to prepare,
447
00:24:05,713 --> 00:24:07,613
maybe you should get
some rest and you know,
448
00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:09,784
two people make a
nap a lot better.
449
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,483
- No, no, no, no, Kevin,
450
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,953
I just need to have
some alone time,
451
00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:17,323
I will power nap and I will
have a great time okay?
452
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:18,157
- Okay.
453
00:24:18,159 --> 00:24:19,658
Well, all right, fine.
454
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,626
You know what?
455
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,061
- Don't you need to go home
456
00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:24,263
and get your mom to sign
that permission slip for you?
457
00:24:24,265 --> 00:24:25,397
- Aright, well
this has been fun.
458
00:24:25,399 --> 00:24:26,966
- Yeah, see leave.
459
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:28,466
- That's
what I'm gonna do.
460
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,203
- You need to move out of
your mom's house, okay?
461
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:33,471
It's not cool that you
live in her basement.
462
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,077
It's not cool, not cool, Kevin.
463
00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:41,048
Ugh, just me and you tonight.
464
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,603
Is this a dream?
465
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,205
This dream is offensive.
466
00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:16,844
Cover up, stop being naked.
467
00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:30,523
Is this a dream?
468
00:26:30,525 --> 00:26:31,890
I'm dreaming.
469
00:26:31,892 --> 00:26:34,326
You're offensive.
470
00:26:34,328 --> 00:26:36,363
Put some clothes on.
471
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,200
Stop.
472
00:26:49,511 --> 00:26:53,080
That's disgusting, don't
do that on my floor.
473
00:27:19,373 --> 00:27:21,240
No, I did not invite
you in my house.
474
00:27:21,242 --> 00:27:24,409
Kevin, did you invite
one of your sluts in?
475
00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,211
Get, no, off of my bed.
476
00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:28,213
Don't touch me,
don't you touch me.
477
00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:29,049
No, no!
478
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:32,519
No, no.
479
00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:33,752
Look, I don't like women.
480
00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:35,821
I don't know what
Kevin told you,
481
00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:38,657
but I am not into women
and this is not okay.
482
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:39,493
Kevin!
483
00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:42,995
No, no, don't you get on top.
484
00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:44,096
That's not okay,
this is not okay.
485
00:27:44,098 --> 00:27:45,831
Kevin!
486
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:50,271
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, oh, get
off of me, get off of me.
487
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,806
I don't want this right now.
488
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,108
This is a bad dream.
489
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,846
Wake up, Karen,
wake up, wake up!
490
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,854
I don't know what's
going on, Mr. Snuggles.
491
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:10,724
What happened last night?
492
00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:13,394
Who was here?
493
00:28:18,032 --> 00:28:20,301
I can't, I can't, I can't.
494
00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:29,243
I look okay.
495
00:28:31,045 --> 00:28:32,246
I just don't feel right.
496
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,918
- Karen?
497
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,920
- Who's talking?
498
00:29:08,949 --> 00:29:09,783
Who is it?
499
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:12,987
Excuse me?
500
00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:16,822
- My name is Barnaby.
501
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,492
Did you enjoy the wine?
502
00:29:19,527 --> 00:29:20,361
- What?
503
00:29:21,663 --> 00:29:25,199
- Your belly is big and pregnant
504
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:29,101
from the juices of my grapes.
505
00:29:29,103 --> 00:29:31,903
- That is sexual harassment
and I don't have to take it.
506
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:34,373
If you don't get outta here
right now, I'm calling the cops.
507
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,710
I'm gonna call them right now.
508
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,647
- You have been chosen.
509
00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:42,848
You have been chosen
for the uprising.
510
00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:45,851
- Look I don't know whatever
Bible thing you're selling,
511
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,419
but I am not religious
512
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:51,292
and it is illegal for you
to sell your theories on me.
513
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:57,097
- You will sign this
because you're mine, bitch.
514
00:30:02,737 --> 00:30:05,837
The powers unleashed
onto you from my wine
515
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:10,510
will be transformed to
everyone you contact
516
00:30:10,512 --> 00:30:13,513
and you will be
giving them my wine.
517
00:30:13,515 --> 00:30:16,016
Now sign this contract, bitch.
518
00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:20,287
- Okay.
519
00:30:21,523 --> 00:30:25,359
- I am presenting you
with my bony thumb.
520
00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:50,916
- Man Gerald, I
cannot believe it.
521
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:52,552
Everything that I
wanted is happening.
522
00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:56,689
We are having beer tasting,
beer flights here at the winery.
523
00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,190
Would you ever thought a winery
524
00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,459
would ever be able
to have beer flights?
525
00:31:00,461 --> 00:31:01,360
- This is awesome.
526
00:31:01,362 --> 00:31:02,762
I am so thrilled.
527
00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:03,995
- I know.
528
00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:04,930
How many years have
I been telling you
529
00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:06,164
that we've gotta have beer here?
530
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:06,965
We've both been
talking about it.
531
00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,433
We're beer aficionados
532
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:11,303
and we're finally getting
our chance to have beer here.
533
00:31:11,305 --> 00:31:12,538
- Absolutely.
534
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:14,873
I just hope we get a
lot more chicks coming
535
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,341
as a result of this event.
536
00:31:16,343 --> 00:31:17,275
- You know what?
537
00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:18,578
Everybody cool drinks beer.
538
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,112
We are gonna have so
many cool chicks here.
539
00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:21,814
We are gonna be the cool guys.
540
00:31:21,816 --> 00:31:24,116
You know, I have a
thing for Latina girls,
541
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,384
but what about you?
542
00:31:25,386 --> 00:31:26,819
Do you have a type, a
favorite type of girl?
543
00:31:26,821 --> 00:31:29,589
- Of course, I
prefer the Asians,
544
00:31:29,591 --> 00:31:30,523
gotta love 'em.
- The Asians?
545
00:31:30,525 --> 00:31:31,758
I like the Asian girls, too,
546
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,024
but so here's what
we're gonna do.
547
00:31:33,026 --> 00:31:34,660
Any girls that come in
here that are Latinas,
548
00:31:34,662 --> 00:31:37,830
they come to me, all the
Asians go straight to you.
549
00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:38,930
We're each other's wingmen.
550
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,365
We'll be helping each other out.
551
00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:43,335
We'll be getting each other
laid in our beer area.
552
00:31:43,337 --> 00:31:45,270
- That is
awesome, no competition.
553
00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,806
- We don't have to
have anybody else here.
554
00:31:46,808 --> 00:31:47,707
No one else has to come here.
555
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,474
This is our area.
556
00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,878
We own this joint,
we own this joint.
557
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,111
You know, the only thing is
558
00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:54,379
I just hope people
like our beer flights,
559
00:31:54,381 --> 00:31:56,415
'cause let me tell you,
if they don't like it,
560
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:57,916
I'm gonna be really let down.
561
00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,152
I mean we've been working
a long time on these.
562
00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,687
I'm just like so excited
about this whole thing.
563
00:32:01,689 --> 00:32:03,188
I just cannot believe it.
564
00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:05,290
I'm just really hoping that
they like our beer flight.
565
00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,593
That's all that matters is
'cause they know we picked it.
566
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:10,095
That's the thing, I'm gonna
hate it if they don't like.
567
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,329
- Listen, they're gonna love it.
568
00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:12,732
There's definitely
gonna be a huge hit.
569
00:32:12,734 --> 00:32:13,666
Don't worry about it.
570
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,235
- All right, I can't wait.
571
00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:19,404
- Now I know you need
to change things up,
572
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,106
business is slow,
573
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:26,013
but beer tasting, isn't that
like a college kid thing?
574
00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:30,550
- I wouldn't know, Annie,
I never went to college.
575
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:33,287
- Oh well you're
doing all right.
576
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:36,221
You're doing good for yourself.
577
00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:38,356
You've mastered that cork pull.
578
00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:40,227
It's just so dreamy, mmhmm.
579
00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:45,867
- Okay, let's see here.
580
00:33:14,629 --> 00:33:17,030
Sometimes you gotta show
you who boss, you know,
581
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,332
put some real strength into it.
582
00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,207
See, no problem, wala.
583
00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:31,644
Yeah?
584
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:32,479
- Yes, please.
585
00:33:34,782 --> 00:33:37,783
You certainly are
my favorite server
586
00:33:37,785 --> 00:33:38,951
and I'm just really
rooting for you all
587
00:33:38,953 --> 00:33:39,988
to get back on track.
588
00:33:42,055 --> 00:33:44,626
This place is like home to me.
589
00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:50,061
I want to thank you
for the conversation
590
00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:54,067
and of course this wine
coursing through my veins.
591
00:33:55,503 --> 00:33:56,436
- It's my pleasure.
592
00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:02,040
- Now, when she comes in,
let me talk to her first.
593
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:05,212
I'll take her in the back and
go through it with her there.
594
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,914
We don't want to have a scene.
595
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,982
I just need to get her
away from everyone.
596
00:34:09,984 --> 00:34:12,585
- Yeah, what do you think
she's gonna try to pull?
597
00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:14,587
- Probably something
to do with sanitation
598
00:34:14,589 --> 00:34:17,389
or a structure
issue, I don't know,
599
00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:19,659
but whatever it is, I'll give
her a temporary clearance
600
00:34:19,661 --> 00:34:20,895
my cousin typed up
601
00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:23,629
and get her off our
backs until tomorrow.
602
00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:25,031
Then, we'll go through it.
603
00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:26,599
I just need to get
her to fuck off
604
00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:28,002
till we get this event done.
605
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:31,136
- Great, what about
the brand launch?
606
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,538
- What about it?
607
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,105
- You think she has
anything going on with that?
608
00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,107
Because Troy said that
she was acting weird
609
00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:37,375
and that her pigeon face
610
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,779
might try to throw a
wrench in that too.
611
00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:41,013
- If she does try anything,
612
00:34:41,015 --> 00:34:42,949
we have to keep our cool.
613
00:34:42,951 --> 00:34:44,482
This Amityville owner
614
00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:47,019
is putting a hell of a lot
of money into renovations
615
00:34:47,021 --> 00:34:49,154
and we have to keep him happy.
616
00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:50,656
- Right, right.
617
00:34:50,658 --> 00:34:53,025
Hey, Troy said one of the
bottles was missing too.
618
00:34:53,027 --> 00:34:54,994
You don't think she
took it, do you?
619
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,529
- I sure wish she did.
620
00:34:56,531 --> 00:34:59,266
I'd love to see her unhappy
ass drink a bottle or two.
621
00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:01,834
Hell, I'd give her a whole case
622
00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:03,970
if it meant her being
less of a nasty bitch.
623
00:35:03,972 --> 00:35:05,203
- Right?
624
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,672
Man, I would love
to see her drunk
625
00:35:06,674 --> 00:35:09,107
and just drop that stiff
uppity know-it-all routine,
626
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,610
you know what I'm saying?
627
00:35:10,612 --> 00:35:12,914
Like do you think she's
ever been fun in her life?
628
00:35:13,848 --> 00:35:15,213
- All that matters right now
629
00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:16,749
is she is the only thing
630
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,517
that stands between
us digging ourselves
631
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:19,988
out of a deep dark hole,
632
00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:24,857
whatever it takes, give
her whatever it takes.
633
00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:27,061
- True, I'm on board,
whatever it takes.
634
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:32,567
- My manager.
635
00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:37,302
I need to talk to a manager.
636
00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:40,474
Manager, I need to
talk to a manager.
637
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:45,680
I want to talk to
the supervisor's
supervisor's supervisor.
638
00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:51,085
No, that fork is dirty.
639
00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:54,520
That's dirty, there's hair.
640
00:35:54,522 --> 00:35:55,657
I want a refund.
641
00:35:56,691 --> 00:35:59,725
I won't take no for an answer.
642
00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:00,995
Give me back my money.
643
00:36:02,664 --> 00:36:05,965
No, no, no, there's a bug.
644
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:09,669
No, no, no, no,
645
00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:13,005
I want to speak to a supervisor.
646
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:18,012
Please, the supervisor, your
supervisor's supervisor.
647
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:20,615
No!
648
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:43,705
Hello?
649
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:45,973
Hello?
650
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:47,875
- Hello, ma'am.
651
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:53,478
My name is Bjorn and
I have very exciting
652
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,847
news to share with you
653
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:57,550
about phone service
options in your area.
654
00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:59,317
- Did I invite you in my house?
655
00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:01,654
'Cause I don't remember
inviting you inside.
656
00:37:01,656 --> 00:37:03,789
- If you would give me
just a moment of your time,
657
00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:08,160
I will tell you about great
discounts that my company offers
658
00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:11,130
that will save you on
ways that you can change
659
00:37:11,132 --> 00:37:13,099
the way you reach out and
touch those around you.
660
00:37:13,101 --> 00:37:15,069
- I don't want
anyone touching me.
661
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:18,971
How did you get my information?
662
00:37:18,973 --> 00:37:20,238
- Well, we have a list.
663
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,909
- I do not deserve
to be on the list.
664
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,745
Where is your supervisor?
665
00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:27,513
- Well, my
supervisor's at the office,
666
00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:28,914
but if you give
me just a moment,
667
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,684
I promise you I can
save you a lot of money.
668
00:37:31,686 --> 00:37:33,619
- All right, you're
gonna save me money?
669
00:37:33,621 --> 00:37:35,320
- Yeah, yeah, can I?
670
00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:36,655
Okay, great, let me show you
671
00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:37,823
the plans.
- Let me show you my phones.
672
00:37:37,825 --> 00:37:39,324
- Okay, let's do it.
673
00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:41,326
I'll show you my plans
and we'll talk about it.
674
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,229
I think you're really
gonna like this.
675
00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:44,065
- I know I will.
676
00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:51,637
- You behave, Ivan.
677
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:53,706
I had three older
brothers growing up
678
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,976
and I whooped their asses
on several occasions.
679
00:37:56,978 --> 00:37:58,713
You don't want to
tangle with me?
680
00:37:59,881 --> 00:38:02,181
- Ouch, looks like
they helped make you
681
00:38:02,183 --> 00:38:03,516
quite the badass though.
682
00:38:03,518 --> 00:38:04,750
- That they did.
683
00:38:04,752 --> 00:38:06,554
They made me strong,
they made me mean,
684
00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:08,956
but they made me durable.
685
00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:12,658
- Well, what would make
you a little friendlier?
686
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:16,097
- Oh, well buy me another
round and let's find out.
687
00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:20,668
- I hear she's a fine
dancer, very smooth.
688
00:38:22,103 --> 00:38:24,870
- Spirits definitely have
something to do with it.
689
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,105
- You mean like ghosts?
690
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:30,543
- Like possession, woo.
691
00:38:30,545 --> 00:38:33,480
- I bet you could get seriously
haunted drinking that wine.
692
00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:37,583
- Well, not until
tomorrow night.
693
00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:39,587
No spooky stuff until
after the party.
694
00:38:40,521 --> 00:38:41,821
Are you coming?
695
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:44,455
- Not me, I can't
make it though.
696
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,525
- Oh, I was gonna ask
you to be my date.
697
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,763
- Aw, and I would have
to politely decline.
698
00:38:49,897 --> 00:38:51,597
I know it's gonna be a scream.
699
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,600
Can't wait to hear all
about it next time I'm in.
700
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:56,434
- You want us to
save you a sample?
701
00:38:56,436 --> 00:38:58,003
- Yes, of course.
702
00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,905
You know I've been
dying to try it,
703
00:38:59,907 --> 00:39:02,109
that with all the
build up of the lore.
704
00:39:03,511 --> 00:39:08,013
- Fancy bottles, campfire
tales, overpriced grape juice.
705
00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:11,750
- Speaking of that, I want to
go support the beer tasting.
706
00:39:11,752 --> 00:39:13,087
I'll see you guys in a bit.
707
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:19,158
- Ew, why would you
want to do that?
708
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:35,274
- So many things to do,
709
00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:36,777
I can't do it all.
710
00:39:38,813 --> 00:39:40,846
Kick the dog,
711
00:39:40,848 --> 00:39:43,684
I didn't feed the cat,
it's reported the videos,
712
00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:46,419
become the head of the HOA.
713
00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:50,455
It's not fair,
714
00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:53,694
I didn't get to yell
at my gardeners today.
715
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:57,930
Ruin wine tasting at 5:00 PM.
716
00:39:57,932 --> 00:40:01,700
Shut them down, I
can still do that.
717
00:40:01,702 --> 00:40:02,937
I'm gonna go do that.
718
00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:05,070
I'm gonna go ruin
that wine tasting
719
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:07,008
if it's the last thing I do.
720
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:14,680
- Shit son.
721
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:30,298
- God damn.
722
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,050
His loss, holds a hole.
723
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,853
Bartender, you have
any whisky back there?
724
00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:56,891
- I have some wine
with some birds on it.
725
00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:00,993
- Come on now, man, give
me that whole bottle, Fred.
726
00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:02,594
How long we known each other?
727
00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:03,698
This is how you treat me now?
728
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:06,434
Ladies.
729
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,408
- Oh, he's so funny.
730
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:18,577
- Is that your boyfriend?
731
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:19,413
- Spirit.
732
00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:22,616
- Oh, a groupie?
733
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,651
- Same thing.
734
00:41:25,653 --> 00:41:27,753
- That's a romantic
approach, I suppose.
735
00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:31,623
- Well.
736
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:32,524
- I like it.
737
00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:34,593
- Shut up, Ivan.
738
00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:36,597
- Ooh, I like that, too.
739
00:41:41,936 --> 00:41:44,670
- Yeah, ride into your hot 102.
740
00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:49,274
That's right, he's a hot
boy, she's a hot girl,
741
00:41:49,276 --> 00:41:51,545
but she's hot boy
today, aren't you, baby?
742
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,712
- Right.
743
00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:55,214
- Oh, that's right,
744
00:41:55,216 --> 00:41:58,484
we're down here at the winery
two days a week, friends,
745
00:41:58,486 --> 00:42:00,886
two days a week.
746
00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:03,958
Come on down and
see how all of this.
747
00:42:06,427 --> 00:42:08,494
Oh, listen, listen,
748
00:42:08,496 --> 00:42:10,996
not what you said
last night, baby.
749
00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:13,332
Anyway, as I was saying before,
750
00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:15,467
you do that now, oh yeah.
751
00:42:15,469 --> 00:42:17,872
How 'bout some of this, guys?
752
00:42:23,444 --> 00:42:26,812
Yeah, you just saw
this old man twerk
753
00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:27,679
and you liked it.
754
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,448
You saw it, you saw,
755
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,784
saw this old man twerk
756
00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:32,920
and it mesmerized you.
757
00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:35,923
It's okay, I do that.
758
00:42:40,361 --> 00:42:41,195
Mic drop.
759
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:45,330
- What do you recommend?
760
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:48,133
- Oh, well what do you like?
761
00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:52,204
- Well, I usually just drink
whatever or go buy the label.
762
00:42:52,206 --> 00:42:56,141
- Well, are you a red girl or
do you like something lighter?
763
00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:58,644
Full bodied or fruity?
764
00:42:58,646 --> 00:43:00,513
- What is that one?
765
00:43:00,515 --> 00:43:05,486
- Oh, that one seems to
be the conversation piece
766
00:43:06,087 --> 00:43:07,319
of the evening.
767
00:43:07,321 --> 00:43:09,190
- Well, then my
job is well done.
768
00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:13,025
- Like a chewy steak, dear.
769
00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:13,994
- What is it?
770
00:43:15,096 --> 00:43:18,097
- Well, it's a red, I believe,
771
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:20,766
although I've never
tasted it personally.
772
00:43:20,768 --> 00:43:23,802
Talk is is that
it's hearty, thick
773
00:43:23,804 --> 00:43:25,070
and sticks to one
774
00:43:25,072 --> 00:43:27,542
as if it almost becomes
one with your soul.
775
00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:29,310
- Is that good?
776
00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:33,414
- It depends if you like to be
taken over by your beverage.
777
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:37,082
- Intoxication comes with
the territory, Annie.
778
00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:39,751
- I'm not talking
about getting drunk.
779
00:43:39,753 --> 00:43:42,123
I'm talking about
body snatching.
780
00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:46,892
- Kids want to blame their
bad behavior on alcohol,
781
00:43:46,894 --> 00:43:48,696
I'm just not advocating that.
782
00:43:49,830 --> 00:43:53,465
- Rumor has it that this
winery in Amityville
783
00:43:53,467 --> 00:43:55,767
was built on a cursed location,
784
00:43:55,769 --> 00:43:59,771
lots of cult
activities, sacrifices,
785
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:04,243
paranormal infestations and
murder, all in the soil,
786
00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:07,479
rooted where they
harvest the ingredients.
787
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:10,951
You can taste the
damnation in every sip.
788
00:44:12,386 --> 00:44:15,489
- Now that's definitely not
in the sales pitch I have.
789
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:20,494
- How do you know
this and can I try it?
790
00:44:21,962 --> 00:44:25,464
Because I've had my finger
on the pulse of that town
791
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:28,033
and that winery in particular.
792
00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:33,040
I was here when the old man
brought it in and I adore wine.
793
00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:37,610
I'm always looking
for the what's what.
794
00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:41,650
But when I saw that old
man, I knew it was real.
795
00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:45,350
And that's why I
won't go to the party.
796
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,286
- You're such a pooper, Annie.
797
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:49,354
And what's your name again?
798
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:50,289
- Bianca.
799
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:53,425
- Bianca, you have to RSVP
800
00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:55,394
to the party for
the wine to try it.
801
00:44:55,396 --> 00:44:57,129
It's at my house tomorrow night,
802
00:44:57,131 --> 00:44:59,298
and it's not cursed
like Annie says,
803
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,799
but she is onto
something pretty spiffy
804
00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:02,901
with that horrifying
marketing approach.
805
00:45:02,903 --> 00:45:05,170
Hell, even I want to try it now.
806
00:45:05,172 --> 00:45:06,606
Thanks, Annie.
807
00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:10,309
- Well, it could just
be a part of the allure,
808
00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:12,311
but I wouldn't chance it.
809
00:45:12,313 --> 00:45:13,615
Up to you, doll.
810
00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:16,817
Just trying to liven
up the evening,
811
00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:20,888
but there is something
otherworldly about that wine.
812
00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:40,673
- Karen, you made it in.
813
00:45:40,675 --> 00:45:43,842
I'm assuming this is for
business and not pleasure.
814
00:45:43,844 --> 00:45:46,648
You're not here to take me up
on the free flight, are you?
815
00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:50,282
Okay, I see.
816
00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:51,285
What's this?
817
00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:02,894
Okay, I see.
818
00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:04,465
Let's go talk about this, okay?
819
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:06,133
Come on.
820
00:46:18,979 --> 00:46:21,480
So you're saying we can
have the brand launch party,
821
00:46:21,482 --> 00:46:22,883
but at a different location?
822
00:46:25,786 --> 00:46:29,555
So if we had the brand launch
party at this location,
823
00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:31,258
everything is in the clear?
824
00:46:33,227 --> 00:46:34,426
- What are you talking about?
825
00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:36,596
My house has already
been approved.
826
00:46:36,598 --> 00:46:37,796
We have a gated
community and everything.
827
00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:40,399
I gave the guard the
list already, it's done.
828
00:46:40,401 --> 00:46:41,933
- Troy, it's okay.
829
00:46:41,935 --> 00:46:45,470
Karen has just explained to
us that it's a zoning issue.
830
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:46,905
She's just here to make sure
831
00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:51,043
we have all the proper
documents and documentations
832
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:54,248
for the jurisdiction
and all that.
833
00:46:56,685 --> 00:46:57,983
- But I-
834
00:46:57,985 --> 00:47:00,952
- Troy, just make sure
your station is stocked.
835
00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:03,155
Gerald made mention that
your wrestling accounts,
836
00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:06,126
he saw it might be off
a little bit tonight.
837
00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:12,464
I'm sorry about that,
838
00:47:12,466 --> 00:47:15,233
but he's very proud
of his position
839
00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:18,805
and this is a very
big deal to him.
840
00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,007
- Thank you.
841
00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:25,010
I'll go make some party
favors for the event tonight.
842
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,380
- Ooh, you ready to
dance, dancing queen?
843
00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:31,985
- You know, I still
think that's a hard pass.
844
00:47:34,288 --> 00:47:35,220
- But what about Howard?
845
00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,254
He's out there by himself.
846
00:47:36,256 --> 00:47:37,289
Look at him go.
847
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,391
- I mean, I'm really not good
848
00:47:39,393 --> 00:47:41,828
at being put on the spot, Ivan.
849
00:47:41,830 --> 00:47:43,895
So maybe you should
just run along
850
00:47:43,897 --> 00:47:45,700
and I could end my
night peacefully.
851
00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:57,309
- I just can't believe
she did that to me.
852
00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,711
- Troy, I don't think Dallas
did it to you on purpose.
853
00:47:58,713 --> 00:47:59,911
You know how Karen is,
854
00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,446
she comes in here
and shakes things up.
855
00:48:01,448 --> 00:48:02,381
That's what she does.
856
00:48:02,383 --> 00:48:04,116
- I don't have much in my life.
857
00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:06,351
Opening my cave to
bring others to it
858
00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:08,721
and business to our family
is everything to me.
859
00:48:08,723 --> 00:48:10,355
Why isn't that enough?
860
00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:11,356
- You know, Troy, you
know what I think?
861
00:48:11,358 --> 00:48:12,525
Let me tell you something.
862
00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:15,260
I think she's a massive,
massive alcoholic.
863
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:16,629
And you know why she's
here all the time?
864
00:48:16,631 --> 00:48:18,363
'Cause she's here
to drink us dry.
865
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,733
That's why she's here, she's
a wino, she loves wine.
866
00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:23,402
She loves to come here
for the free screener wine
867
00:48:23,404 --> 00:48:25,571
and to shake things up
and get wine from us.
868
00:48:25,573 --> 00:48:28,106
That's why she's here, drunk.
869
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,374
- I just can't stand back
870
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,376
and feel like she
got one under on me.
871
00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:34,079
It took me days to
sand that deck, Alex.
872
00:48:34,081 --> 00:48:35,914
You don't just sand
a deck for days
873
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,416
and let someone shit on it.
874
00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:39,384
- Listen, listen, you
can't let this defeat you.
875
00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:41,587
You know Troy, you
are the party king.
876
00:48:41,589 --> 00:48:43,088
Everybody loves your parties.
877
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,222
We all talk about your parties.
878
00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:45,892
We love going to your parties.
879
00:48:45,894 --> 00:48:47,693
You are the king of the parties.
880
00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:48,960
Don't let this defeat you.
881
00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,797
There's gonna be way
more parties, Troy.
882
00:48:50,799 --> 00:48:52,431
This is not the end for you.
883
00:48:52,433 --> 00:48:53,833
Parties are in your future.
884
00:48:53,835 --> 00:48:56,569
I told you, party king.
885
00:48:56,571 --> 00:48:58,506
- That's right, I'm the man.
886
00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:02,407
I have to defend my
property, my job.
887
00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:03,442
- And your deck.
888
00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:06,581
- My deck, my winery.
889
00:49:08,148 --> 00:49:09,651
Oh, it's so on.
890
00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:16,756
- All right, Gerald, right?
891
00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,056
- Right.
892
00:49:18,058 --> 00:49:19,759
- I'm Moran, I'm
the band manager.
893
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:20,693
All right so I'm
gonna talk to you
894
00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:21,928
a little bit about payment.
895
00:49:21,930 --> 00:49:23,395
All right so I'm
gonna take payment
896
00:49:23,397 --> 00:49:24,797
as soon as they start
the last song, all right?
897
00:49:24,799 --> 00:49:25,964
I gotta count it out,
898
00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:27,365
I gotta make sure
that's in the increments
899
00:49:27,367 --> 00:49:28,601
that we discussed earlier.
900
00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:29,535
All right you know
what I'm saying?
901
00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:30,803
I'm not a fucking stripper
902
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:32,971
so don't be giving
me too many ones.
903
00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:34,540
Let's see here,
now the house fee,
904
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:37,275
we're gonna need to look
at cutting that, okay?
905
00:49:37,277 --> 00:49:39,545
You know, we're kind of
doing you a favor here
906
00:49:39,547 --> 00:49:41,213
and it seemed to be
really expensive,
907
00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,447
especially last minute
908
00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:43,816
so if you could just
work with me on this.
909
00:49:43,818 --> 00:49:45,450
What do you think?
910
00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:48,119
- I don't know anything
about that, man.
911
00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:50,690
- I'm overdue as well.
912
00:49:50,692 --> 00:49:52,558
- See, see, see, I'm
not the only one.
913
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,128
- For my little trip to
the little girl's room.
914
00:49:58,465 --> 00:50:00,900
- Okay, so she's
just being a, look,
915
00:50:00,902 --> 00:50:01,834
none of us getting is paid here.
916
00:50:01,836 --> 00:50:03,669
Have you gotten paid lady?
917
00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:04,506
- No comment.
918
00:50:05,874 --> 00:50:08,608
- Okay, I would pay
her lots of money,
919
00:50:08,610 --> 00:50:09,542
okay, you know what I'm saying,
920
00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:10,910
but I need to get paid money.
921
00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:12,745
I got people to pay, I
got band members to pay,
922
00:50:12,747 --> 00:50:14,279
you know what I'm
saying, I got shit to do.
923
00:50:14,281 --> 00:50:16,314
So what do you think
about that, huh?
924
00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:18,116
- I don't know.
925
00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:19,384
- All right, I'm gonna have
to find somebody around here
926
00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:20,487
that knows what the
hell they're doing.
927
00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:26,694
- Hey Troy, the
ransom count is good.
928
00:50:28,663 --> 00:50:30,395
- I cannot believe her.
929
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:32,767
How could she just
tear me apart?
930
00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:36,236
I can't let her
get away with this.
931
00:50:37,437 --> 00:50:38,472
You know what?
932
00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:40,673
I'm gonna make her pay,
933
00:50:40,675 --> 00:50:42,575
make her see what she
does to other people,
934
00:50:42,577 --> 00:50:45,578
exactly what she
makes them feel.
935
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:48,781
I'm gonna give her
exactly what she gives.
936
00:50:48,783 --> 00:50:51,349
- Hey, listen, I don't
need any of this shit,
937
00:50:51,351 --> 00:50:53,988
none of this aggravation,
it's all you.
938
00:50:56,089 --> 00:50:57,355
- You know what?
939
00:50:57,357 --> 00:51:00,026
I'm gonna call her
fucking manager.
940
00:51:00,028 --> 00:51:01,293
- I'm outta here.
941
00:51:01,295 --> 00:51:02,895
- You're not
calling any manager.
942
00:51:09,971 --> 00:51:12,370
- How do you like that, huh?
943
00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:13,338
- I'm calling corporate.
944
00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:23,816
You're not supposed
to hit a woman.
945
00:51:23,818 --> 00:51:25,885
- You're not a woman,
you're a demon.
946
00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:42,336
No, no.
947
00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:21,375
- That's it, I'm gonna
look for a new winery
948
00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:24,209
and I'm gonna have to
take a restraining order
949
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,046
out on Ivan.
950
00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,349
Ridiculous, these people.
951
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:33,087
Trash, so much trash.
952
00:52:37,692 --> 00:52:39,058
- Too much cleavage.
953
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:51,304
- You know baby, captain
says a hole is a hole.
954
00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:53,139
- You don't say?
955
00:52:53,141 --> 00:52:53,973
- He sure does.
956
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:54,909
You know, if you want,
957
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:59,344
I can give you a little
private tour of the van, hmm?
958
00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,547
- I don't think that's
gonna be necessary.
959
00:53:01,549 --> 00:53:02,915
- All right, your loss, baby.
960
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:04,984
I'll maybe see around here, huh?
961
00:53:04,986 --> 00:53:06,654
- Perhaps not.
962
00:53:09,023 --> 00:53:10,856
♪ A hole is a hole ♪
963
00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:15,226
♪ Don't you know 'bout
the pole in my pants ♪
964
00:53:15,228 --> 00:53:17,195
- Sing it brother.
965
00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,496
Sing it brother.
966
00:53:18,498 --> 00:53:20,802
Bring it home, hot boy summer,
967
00:53:21,969 --> 00:53:24,706
hot boy summer, can't
keep 'em off of ya.
968
00:53:26,174 --> 00:53:28,473
- I've been buying
her drinks all night,
969
00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:29,875
all freaking night.
970
00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,043
I've had enough of this.
971
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:33,715
It's time I get a return
for my investment.
972
00:53:38,853 --> 00:53:40,720
Let's see what fruity
note you taste with these,
973
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:42,190
you snooty little bitch.
974
00:53:47,161 --> 00:53:50,062
- You think it's okay
to objectify women?
975
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,641
Marijuana is for trash.
976
00:54:39,013 --> 00:54:40,313
You're fired.
977
00:54:41,649 --> 00:54:43,549
Your music is horrible.
978
00:54:43,551 --> 00:54:46,819
- What are
you talking about?
979
00:54:46,821 --> 00:54:48,455
- Your
music is horrible.
980
00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:02,034
- Why hello everyone
and welcome.
981
00:55:02,036 --> 00:55:05,805
You are our first ever beer
enthusiast ever at the winery
982
00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:07,673
for the first ever beer flight,
983
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:10,209
which I put together
for all of you guys.
984
00:55:10,211 --> 00:55:12,044
So you guys ready
to try the flight?
985
00:55:12,046 --> 00:55:12,878
- Fuck yeah.
986
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,079
- Well, this one,
987
00:55:14,081 --> 00:55:15,815
this first one comes
from Wellsboro,
988
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:18,617
you know, locally so you
know it's gonna be good.
989
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:20,085
- Locally huh?
990
00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:21,419
- What do you say about it?
991
00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,624
- This
is a lighter Pilsner.
992
00:55:25,193 --> 00:55:27,960
That's what we're
gonna start off with.
993
00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:28,796
Yes?
994
00:55:31,799 --> 00:55:32,633
- You like it?
995
00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,501
- Dude, that ain't beer.
996
00:55:35,503 --> 00:55:37,468
Tastes like fucking potpourri.
997
00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:38,938
- And then we're gonna
have to go through
998
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:42,342
and we'll try something
else besides that, okay?
999
00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:44,643
- Okay.
1000
00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:48,716
- We're gonna go with
a fresh hoppy IPA.
1001
00:55:50,318 --> 00:55:51,584
You might like that
1002
00:55:51,586 --> 00:55:52,251
a little bit more.
- That's this one.
1003
00:55:52,253 --> 00:55:53,519
Try this.
1004
00:55:53,521 --> 00:55:54,787
- Dude, this looks like
you should be giving it
1005
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:55,821
to the mortician chick
over there, God damn.
1006
00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:56,822
You wanna try this one?
1007
00:55:56,824 --> 00:55:58,423
- Hey man, don't
knock the sours.
1008
00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:00,192
These things will
knock you on your ass
1009
00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:03,394
and they get chicks and that's
what we want tonight, okay?
1010
00:56:03,396 --> 00:56:04,930
You want to drink
a little of this,
1011
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:06,532
all the girls will see
what we're drinking,
1012
00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:08,067
then they'll talk to us
about berries and shit
1013
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,269
and then we'll end in the
bathroom with a blow job.
1014
00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:13,706
- Dude, what the fuck
are you talking about?
1015
00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:16,407
- This is what's happened
to you at this winery?
1016
00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:17,643
Sir-
1017
00:56:17,645 --> 00:56:19,444
- You fucking
got chicks everywhere.
1018
00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:21,680
- Sir, have you been
having in our winery?
1019
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,748
You don't have blow jobs in our-
1020
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,149
- I'm trying.
1021
00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:25,383
- Is he just saying he's
having blow jobs in our winery?
1022
00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:26,685
- Apparently, the
wine is working.
1023
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,187
- Oh, okay.
1024
00:56:28,189 --> 00:56:29,688
That's not really what's
supposed to be happening.
1025
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,557
I didn't know we were running
like an escort club in here.
1026
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:32,791
This is a winery.
1027
00:56:32,793 --> 00:56:34,026
- This what
they use it for?
1028
00:56:34,028 --> 00:56:34,960
- Yeah, you try it.
1029
00:56:34,962 --> 00:56:35,895
- Put it down, chug it.
1030
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,495
- Try it back there, try it.
1031
00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:40,699
- Yes, yes, yes!
- All the way.
1032
00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:43,470
- Woo man,
now it's a fucking party.
1033
00:56:45,339 --> 00:56:46,939
- What do you think?
1034
00:56:46,941 --> 00:56:50,177
- You like it?
- Well, what do you got?
1035
00:56:51,045 --> 00:56:52,378
- Are you okay?
1036
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,679
- He loves it.
1037
00:56:53,681 --> 00:56:54,515
- Don't be shy.
1038
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:56,548
- I've got a feeling, Gerald,
1039
00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:57,783
that nobody likes the flight.
1040
00:56:57,785 --> 00:57:00,052
I mean, so what is the
matter with our flight?
1041
00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:01,387
We've been working on
this flight a long time.
1042
00:57:01,389 --> 00:57:02,223
Why is it bad?
1043
00:57:03,456 --> 00:57:05,724
- Man, I just can't
do fucking wine.
1044
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,259
It tastes like
fucking potpourri.
1045
00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:08,827
It looks like a fucking vampire
1046
00:57:08,829 --> 00:57:11,297
is menstruating
in a fucking cup.
1047
00:57:11,299 --> 00:57:13,799
It's fucking primal ass shit.
1048
00:57:13,801 --> 00:57:15,200
- I'm good,
I'll have another one.
1049
00:57:15,202 --> 00:57:16,402
You like it?
1050
00:57:16,404 --> 00:57:17,069
Okay, at least
somebody likes it.
1051
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,537
You hate it.
1052
00:57:18,539 --> 00:57:20,039
So if you hate it so much,
go inside to the wine,
1053
00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:21,540
I don't want you out here.
1054
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,809
This is my baby here so
go ahead back inside then.
1055
00:57:23,811 --> 00:57:24,743
Okay, you're a big mess.
1056
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,444
Your shirt's a mess, go in.
1057
00:57:26,446 --> 00:57:27,947
- See ya later.
1058
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:29,581
- Do you have any
fucking like Sierra Nevada
1059
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,083
or Guinness back
there or something?
1060
00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:32,151
- We don't have
anything like that.
1061
00:57:32,153 --> 00:57:33,686
- Jameson, do some shots?
1062
00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:35,921
- We have a chocolate stout
if you want to try that.
1063
00:57:35,923 --> 00:57:37,156
- You have my flight.
1064
00:57:37,158 --> 00:57:39,091
This is the flight
that we put together.
1065
00:57:39,093 --> 00:57:40,326
- Correct.
1066
00:57:40,328 --> 00:57:41,560
- So if you don't
like the flight,
1067
00:57:41,562 --> 00:57:42,795
you can go inside
and have some wine.
1068
00:57:42,797 --> 00:57:44,530
Maybe you'll like some
of the wine inside.
1069
00:57:44,532 --> 00:57:45,998
- I'll mix two of
your flights together.
1070
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,733
Let's see what this
bad boy tastes like.
1071
00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:49,001
- Well, give it a whirl.
- It's our last one.
1072
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:50,705
- Try it,
that might be the one.
1073
00:57:52,606 --> 00:57:54,239
- That's my boy.
- We have a winner.
1074
00:57:54,241 --> 00:57:55,641
We have winner.
- That's my boy.
1075
00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,176
- I knew we'd figure it out.
1076
00:57:57,178 --> 00:57:59,078
I told you, we were gonna
find a flight that works.
1077
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,312
So now what we gotta do,
1078
00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:01,613
mix both together,
we've got a winner.
1079
00:58:01,615 --> 00:58:03,215
- That's right, one success.
1080
00:58:03,217 --> 00:58:05,017
- And we created it,
we created a wine,
1081
00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:06,385
or a beer, whatever
the hell it is,
1082
00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:07,886
we created it.
1083
00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:08,854
- I'll take another
one of those then, fuck it.
1084
00:58:08,856 --> 00:58:09,688
- You want another one?
1085
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:10,691
Okay, all right.
1086
00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,596
- So nobody's seen Troy then?
1087
00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:18,397
- Listen, the last
time I saw Troy,
1088
00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:21,533
he was screaming his brains
out in the kitchen about Karen.
1089
00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:22,935
- Yeah, he was probably
getting pissed off
1090
00:58:22,937 --> 00:58:24,370
when she brought
in those papers,
1091
00:58:24,372 --> 00:58:25,637
and whatever was on the papers,
1092
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:27,006
it flipped him out
and he went crazy.
1093
00:58:27,008 --> 00:58:28,007
He's not like that.
1094
00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:29,475
- No, no.
1095
00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:31,979
- There was a zoning issue,
but my hands were tied.
1096
00:58:33,381 --> 00:58:35,748
We gotta do what's in the
best interest of the business.
1097
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:39,218
Troy has to buck up and let
this go and he knows this.
1098
00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:40,719
- He probably just
got pissed off
1099
00:58:40,721 --> 00:58:42,588
about whatever's going
on and stormed out.
1100
00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:44,390
I'm sure he'll be back tomorrow.
1101
00:58:44,392 --> 00:58:45,226
- I'm sure.
1102
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:50,462
Let's get everyone
to cover for tonight
1103
00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:52,531
and get things taken care of
1104
00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:54,299
and then let Troy
gather his thoughts
1105
00:58:54,301 --> 00:58:56,702
and I'll just take it
up with him tomorrow.
1106
00:58:56,704 --> 00:58:58,971
No use making
things more dramatic
1107
00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:01,240
than they have to be right now.
1108
00:59:01,242 --> 00:59:05,411
- Bro, come on,
don't be a bitch,
1109
00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:07,415
just stay a couple
minutes later.
1110
00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:11,083
Dude, that girl over
there, she wants me.
1111
00:59:11,085 --> 00:59:12,151
I'm gonna have her
in my back pocket
1112
00:59:12,153 --> 00:59:13,685
by the end of the night.
1113
00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:17,389
- I'm sure you will bro, but
dog, I gotta work tomorrow.
1114
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,792
You do what you
gotta do, you do it,
1115
00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:22,161
but just holla when
you get back, man.
1116
00:59:22,163 --> 00:59:26,198
I don't want to find you
naked in the fucking pool hall
1117
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,133
with paint all over your
dick, like Frank's wedding.
1118
00:59:28,135 --> 00:59:30,669
- One time, fuck, whatever bro.
1119
00:59:30,671 --> 00:59:32,237
All right man,
fucking bring it in.
1120
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:33,705
- Bring it in, bring it.
1121
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:34,873
- I love you.
- I love you, bro.
1122
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,175
- Fucking love you.
- I love you.
1123
00:59:36,177 --> 00:59:37,009
Fuck it.
1124
00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:37,845
Hey, yes.
1125
00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:40,549
- Haha, love you.
1126
00:59:41,715 --> 00:59:44,016
- Hey listen man, yeah,
yeah, I got the money.
1127
00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,552
Oh dude, this
fucking dumb ass band
1128
00:59:45,554 --> 00:59:47,586
let me collect without
'em again, it's beautiful.
1129
00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,088
Last time I skimmed off the top,
1130
00:59:49,090 --> 00:59:51,023
I just blamed it all
on the fucking whore
1131
00:59:51,025 --> 00:59:52,991
that the singer's banging.
1132
00:59:52,993 --> 00:59:54,493
It's beautiful.
1133
00:59:54,495 --> 00:59:56,261
Besides, I think I can get
a lot more on this one.
1134
00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:57,262
Oh yeah, the place
they're playing
1135
00:59:57,264 --> 00:59:59,131
is fucking struggling, dude.
1136
00:59:59,133 --> 01:00:01,033
I'm just gonna say there's a
little bit of a discrepancy
1137
01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:02,468
on the payout, that's all.
1138
01:00:02,470 --> 01:00:05,170
Besides, last time I said this,
1139
01:00:05,172 --> 01:00:07,806
they didn't say a fucking
word, not a God damn word.
1140
01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:10,909
Hold on a second, there's a
little pasty fan coming up.
1141
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:11,743
I gotta let you go.
1142
01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:12,678
Oh hello.
1143
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,179
- Your band is offensive.
1144
01:00:14,181 --> 01:00:15,414
- I'm sorry, darling.
1145
01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:17,517
Do you want to help
me reshape the image?
1146
01:00:17,519 --> 01:00:19,084
- You're canceled.
1147
01:00:23,592 --> 01:00:26,859
Oh, his hair is so greasy.
1148
01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:29,063
I have to go wash my hands now.
1149
01:00:38,072 --> 01:00:40,374
I want to talk to
your supervisor.
1150
01:00:41,576 --> 01:00:42,977
I want to talk to your manager.
1151
01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:47,248
I can't, I can't, must
go to the winery, winery.
1152
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:50,818
Oh, ugh, Karen.
1153
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,255
Karen, Karen, Karen,
Karen, so ugly.
1154
01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:01,193
Karen.
1155
01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:05,697
Oh, God I have the
worst hangover ever,
1156
01:01:05,699 --> 01:01:07,536
my head is killing me.
1157
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,470
Ugh.
1158
01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:15,544
Oh, the bitch who forgot
to put sugar in my coffee.
1159
01:01:16,578 --> 01:01:18,744
What are you doing here?
1160
01:01:18,746 --> 01:01:22,816
You're messing my
closet up, my clothes.
1161
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:26,218
Ugh, first she
destroyed my coffee
1162
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:28,422
and now she destroyed
my closet, I can't.
1163
01:02:13,267 --> 01:02:15,369
Uh, clean that pool, boy.
1164
01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:24,209
Oh yeah, pool boy,
1165
01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:26,778
turn around, let me
see those squats.
1166
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,849
Show me that white ass of yours.
1167
01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:31,085
Yes.
1168
01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:34,721
Bend over.
1169
01:02:34,723 --> 01:02:35,724
Stick it out.
1170
01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:38,591
- How's that?
1171
01:02:38,593 --> 01:02:39,958
- How much can you
lift, pool boy?
1172
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,360
- 30 pounds.
1173
01:02:41,362 --> 01:02:42,796
- Can I see some pushups?
1174
01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:49,937
- Yeah, oh yeah, I can do 'em.
1175
01:02:52,507 --> 01:02:54,540
Just give me a sec.
1176
01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:58,410
- Yeah, that's it.
1177
01:02:58,412 --> 01:03:00,114
Ooh, you're making
me, hot pool boy.
1178
01:03:01,315 --> 01:03:02,615
Now rub my, rub me.
1179
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:03,917
Put some oil on me.
1180
01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:07,488
Put the oil all over me.
1181
01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:10,759
- My pleasure.
1182
01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:14,795
- Really get in there, pool boy.
1183
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,196
- Is that good enough for you?
1184
01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:19,534
- How did you do it to Helen?
1185
01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:22,570
- The best way I knew,
1186
01:03:25,873 --> 01:03:27,609
nice, quick and deep.
1187
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:32,144
- Now get my legs,
just get my legs.
1188
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:33,546
- Your legs?
1189
01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,514
- My legs.
1190
01:03:34,516 --> 01:03:36,448
- Your feet or your legs?
1191
01:03:36,450 --> 01:03:37,983
- Everything.
1192
01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:39,053
- Everything?
1193
01:03:54,201 --> 01:03:55,901
I just want to kiss them,
1194
01:03:55,903 --> 01:04:00,841
lick them and massage them and
eat them every day all day.
1195
01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:05,814
If I could, I would just
mount them on my wall.
1196
01:04:09,617 --> 01:04:11,018
- That feels really good.
1197
01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:13,588
Just keep doing it like that.
1198
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:15,887
- You have beautiful feet.
1199
01:04:15,889 --> 01:04:16,725
- I know.
1200
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,958
- I just want to
love them, kiss them,
1201
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:24,965
massage them all day
every day as a trophy.
1202
01:04:28,001 --> 01:04:29,637
- Can you get me some wine?
1203
01:04:31,071 --> 01:04:32,538
- Wine?
1204
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,206
- I need some wine if
you're gonna be like this.
1205
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,610
- No, I don't have any wine.
1206
01:04:36,778 --> 01:04:38,009
- What do you mean you
don't have any wine?
1207
01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,244
- I don't see any
wine around here
1208
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:40,713
so that means you
can't have any.
1209
01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:42,548
- I can't have any wine?
1210
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:43,384
- No.
1211
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,652
I'll some more toasties though.
1212
01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:50,257
- No stop sucking on my
toes until I have my wine!
1213
01:04:52,527 --> 01:04:53,628
Give me my wine!
1214
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,129
You know what?
1215
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,631
I need to talk to your manager.
1216
01:04:58,633 --> 01:04:59,832
- Why?
1217
01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:00,633
We can just get in
the pool or something.
1218
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:01,301
- No, no, no, no,
1219
01:05:03,505 --> 01:05:04,604
I need to talk to your manager
1220
01:05:04,606 --> 01:05:06,071
because you're gonna get fired.
1221
01:05:06,073 --> 01:05:08,273
- I can't get fired,
it's my only job.
1222
01:05:29,631 --> 01:05:31,866
- This is for putting
leaves in all my plants.
1223
01:05:52,887 --> 01:05:54,152
- Is Troy
really not here, guys?
1224
01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:55,487
- No, I haven't seen him.
1225
01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:57,088
I haven't heard a call
from him, nothing,
1226
01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:59,859
no text, nothing, I don't
know what he's doing.
1227
01:05:59,861 --> 01:06:01,293
- Has Hank said anything?
1228
01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:04,262
- No, he's dealing
with that crazy band.
1229
01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,497
Looks like the manager
1230
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,867
ended up taking the
money and running off.
1231
01:06:07,869 --> 01:06:09,968
- See I told you, I told
you that band is bad news.
1232
01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:11,470
We've gotta get rid of them.
1233
01:06:11,472 --> 01:06:13,371
Listen, I know it's not
up to me to not have 'em,
1234
01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:14,674
it's up to you,
1235
01:06:14,676 --> 01:06:16,475
but they're not good,
they're not good people.
1236
01:06:16,477 --> 01:06:19,478
- Geez, was there a full
moon last night or something?
1237
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:20,715
- Apparently there was.
1238
01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:22,849
- Well, you know what,
1239
01:06:22,851 --> 01:06:24,082
I'm sure that Troy
is gonna come back.
1240
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,551
I'm sure he is having
like a strike against us
1241
01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:26,853
or something like that,
1242
01:06:26,855 --> 01:06:27,954
you know it's like a
strike for the winery
1243
01:06:27,956 --> 01:06:30,222
and he'll be back tomorrow
1244
01:06:30,224 --> 01:06:31,490
and he'll be sorry
and apologizing,
1245
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:34,426
begging for his job back
if you let him keep it.
1246
01:06:34,428 --> 01:06:37,697
- I just hope he didn't
go and do anything stupid.
1247
01:06:37,699 --> 01:06:41,399
I need for that damn party
to go on and be a success.
1248
01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:42,869
Matter of fact, Alex,
1249
01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:45,070
I'm gonna get you to cover
for the event tonight.
1250
01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:47,775
I'll give you the address
and the supply list.
1251
01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:51,811
I was going to ask Troy
to do it for tonight,
1252
01:06:51,813 --> 01:06:56,214
but he was destined
to be sore instead
1253
01:06:56,216 --> 01:06:58,918
so this just proves he's
still way too butt hurt
1254
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,151
to handle the this event.
1255
01:07:00,153 --> 01:07:01,554
- Do I have a choice?
1256
01:07:01,556 --> 01:07:03,190
- Don't go there with me, Alex.
1257
01:07:04,893 --> 01:07:06,124
- Okay sir, I'll do it,
1258
01:07:06,126 --> 01:07:08,293
but can I just ask you
one question, just one?
1259
01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:09,529
- Which is?
1260
01:07:09,531 --> 01:07:11,196
- Well is Karen gonna be there
1261
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:13,733
because what am I gonna do
if she starts going all crazy
1262
01:07:13,735 --> 01:07:15,868
and how am I gonna handle that?
1263
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:18,436
- You just tell her
she works for us
1264
01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:19,939
and this is a group effort
1265
01:07:19,941 --> 01:07:23,743
and long as we call a truce we
can get this event launched.
1266
01:07:23,745 --> 01:07:24,977
- Okay, sir, I'll do it.
1267
01:07:24,979 --> 01:07:27,880
I'll do it for you, I'll
do it for the winery.
1268
01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:29,414
I have your back,
I'll do it, I promise.
1269
01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,483
- Okay guys, I appreciate it.
1270
01:07:31,485 --> 01:07:32,618
- You can count on us.
1271
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:33,453
- Okay.
1272
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:53,908
- Bitch.
1273
01:07:55,043 --> 01:07:57,375
Just like your
fucking boyfriend.
1274
01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:05,851
- Hey Karen.
1275
01:08:05,853 --> 01:08:08,153
- Hi, how are you?
1276
01:08:08,155 --> 01:08:10,790
- TCB, we've gotta
take care of business.
1277
01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:12,024
- Yeah.
1278
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,224
- We missed you at
the neighborhood
1279
01:08:13,226 --> 01:08:15,795
crime fighter lead
group chat last night.
1280
01:08:15,797 --> 01:08:17,431
- Yeah, I was busy.
1281
01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:20,733
- You don't look so good,
1282
01:08:20,735 --> 01:08:22,068
maybe we should come
back another time.
1283
01:08:22,070 --> 01:08:24,269
- What, me, what are
you talking about?
1284
01:08:24,271 --> 01:08:25,437
I'm feeling great.
1285
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,808
Come on, I got cheese,
crackers, wine.
1286
01:08:28,810 --> 01:08:31,378
Let's go, let's go.
1287
01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:35,748
- I do love wine.
1288
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:36,584
- I do like wine.
1289
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:41,152
I got some really good wine.
1290
01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,289
You're gonna love it.
1291
01:08:52,567 --> 01:08:56,102
- Listen, yeah, we're
real artists here.
1292
01:08:56,104 --> 01:08:57,737
We're trying to make a
difference in America
1293
01:08:57,739 --> 01:08:59,672
by bringing joy to people.
1294
01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:00,940
Yes we are.
1295
01:09:00,942 --> 01:09:03,174
Listen, I'll get
back to you, okay?
1296
01:09:03,176 --> 01:09:05,745
- Fuck, I can't believe
they're fucking you over
1297
01:09:05,747 --> 01:09:06,879
like that, bro.
1298
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:08,080
- I can't believe it.
1299
01:09:08,082 --> 01:09:09,915
We've been here how
many years, five years?
1300
01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,785
- Captain, you know I
have five kids at home
1301
01:09:12,787 --> 01:09:14,352
and a wife that's
addicted to heroin.
1302
01:09:14,354 --> 01:09:15,521
I need to get paid.
1303
01:09:15,523 --> 01:09:16,956
- I told you to leave her.
1304
01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:18,024
I told you to leave her.
1305
01:09:18,026 --> 01:09:18,858
- I can't leave her.
1306
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:19,792
- She's on heroin.
1307
01:09:19,794 --> 01:09:21,060
She sold one of your kids.
1308
01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:22,795
She sold one of your kids.
1309
01:09:22,797 --> 01:09:23,996
- Fuck.
1310
01:09:23,998 --> 01:09:24,897
- Baby, daddy's gonna
take care of this.
1311
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,364
You guys gimme a minute,
1312
01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:29,068
I'm gonna get back on the
phone right now, okay?
1313
01:09:29,070 --> 01:09:30,136
- My dad makes a
shit ton of money,
1314
01:09:30,138 --> 01:09:32,370
maybe he could hook you guys up.
1315
01:09:32,372 --> 01:09:34,507
- Baby, that's what my
first and second wife said.
1316
01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:35,841
Let's not repeat that.
1317
01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:37,310
Okay, I love you, I love you.
1318
01:09:38,211 --> 01:09:39,881
All right, listen, listen.
1319
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:44,617
Yeah, look, we'll do a
couple free shows for you.
1320
01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,251
Listen, listen,
1321
01:09:46,253 --> 01:09:49,989
but listen, oh you're gonna
bring the check to the trailer?
1322
01:09:49,991 --> 01:09:52,158
Listen baby, see I
told you I'd handle it.
1323
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,224
- Does he have heroin?
1324
01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:55,260
- Nobody's got no heroin, man.
1325
01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:57,630
I told you to dump
that junkie bitch.
1326
01:09:57,632 --> 01:09:58,864
- Get some merch and
some fucking more money,
1327
01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,166
we can do so-
1328
01:10:00,168 --> 01:10:01,433
- He'll bring us the money.
1329
01:10:01,435 --> 01:10:02,333
- Fuck.
1330
01:10:02,335 --> 01:10:03,969
- Drinks are on me.
1331
01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:06,138
- If you guys need
like some more shit,
1332
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,574
I can hit up my dad and maybe
get you guys some more gigs
1333
01:10:08,576 --> 01:10:09,875
and get you paid,
1334
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,209
alright he makes fucking bank.
1335
01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:13,311
- That's what's up,
that's what's up, kid.
1336
01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:14,547
That's what we need.
1337
01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:16,015
You know what?
1338
01:10:16,017 --> 01:10:17,215
After that song we did the
other day, "A Hole is a Hole",
1339
01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:18,150
I think that's gonna
be our breakout.
1340
01:10:18,152 --> 01:10:19,652
- It's gonna be a hit.
1341
01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:20,485
- We're gonna have the
best fucking summer.
1342
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:21,620
Dude.
1343
01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:23,723
- Look, hot boy
summer, hot boy summer.
1344
01:10:23,725 --> 01:10:24,523
- I got this shit.
1345
01:10:24,525 --> 01:10:25,991
- It's a hot boy summer.
1346
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:27,626
- I can't believe I'm fucking
hanging out with you guys.
1347
01:10:27,628 --> 01:10:30,062
- Hot girl summer
too, that's right.
1348
01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:33,032
- My mail, my mail
was not in the slot.
1349
01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:35,000
My mail did not go in the slot.
1350
01:10:35,002 --> 01:10:39,538
That dog peed on my beautiful
flowers, my flowers,
1351
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,341
my, darn it.
1352
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:43,343
Why?
1353
01:10:44,746 --> 01:10:47,380
You're wearing white
shoes before Memorial Day?
1354
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:50,785
- You're thinking of Labor Day.
1355
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:55,388
- Is that the boogey man?
1356
01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:59,227
- Kids, that's why you
don't don't do drugs.
1357
01:11:00,228 --> 01:11:01,796
- Trust me, we won't.
1358
01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:05,199
- Meth is a hell of a drug.
1359
01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:07,967
- Man, you should be all set.
1360
01:11:07,969 --> 01:11:09,568
I'm gonna call it to the
house to help you out
1361
01:11:09,570 --> 01:11:11,203
but you got this, man.
1362
01:11:11,205 --> 01:11:13,773
I'm sorry to throw it all
on you last minute, but hey,
1363
01:11:13,775 --> 01:11:16,075
if there's anybody I can
count on, it can be Alex,
1364
01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:17,009
you got this.
1365
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,077
- I appreciate you coming out
1366
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:19,344
but I wanted to ask you though,
1367
01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:20,613
this is something
I've been hearing,
1368
01:11:20,615 --> 01:11:22,581
everyone's talking
about this wine,
1369
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,849
you know the Amityville wine,
1370
01:11:23,851 --> 01:11:25,117
they say it's from
the Amityville
1371
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,585
and they're saying
that it's cursed.
1372
01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:28,554
I mean, do you believe anything
about the wine being cursed?
1373
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:30,222
- No, that stuff's
just bullshit,
1374
01:11:30,224 --> 01:11:31,857
old wives tales, tomfoolery.
1375
01:11:31,859 --> 01:11:35,795
So it came from essentially
a story of a location
1376
01:11:35,797 --> 01:11:37,596
shrouded in bad press.
1377
01:11:37,598 --> 01:11:40,199
Okay, they got the land cheap
and the location even cheaper
1378
01:11:40,201 --> 01:11:41,834
and slapped some urban
legend on top of it all.
1379
01:11:41,836 --> 01:11:43,602
- But what about
the wine though?
1380
01:11:43,604 --> 01:11:44,904
Like the one thing
I have heard though
1381
01:11:44,906 --> 01:11:46,672
is it's made from the blood
1382
01:11:46,674 --> 01:11:48,908
of the murder victims
of the Amityville house
1383
01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:51,243
or murder victims bloods
are put into the wine.
1384
01:11:51,245 --> 01:11:52,645
I mean, do you believe that?
1385
01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:53,612
- Who said that?
1386
01:11:53,614 --> 01:11:54,880
- That's what they're saying.
1387
01:11:54,882 --> 01:11:56,582
It's made with blood,
blood was put in it.
1388
01:11:56,584 --> 01:11:58,184
- Don't pay attention
to what they say.
1389
01:11:58,186 --> 01:11:59,484
They don't know what the
hell they're talking about.
1390
01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:00,686
More nonsense.
1391
01:12:00,688 --> 01:12:03,488
And you know what?
1392
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,322
- What?
1393
01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,724
- How about this?
1394
01:12:05,726 --> 01:12:07,259
Best way of knowing,
trying it firsthand, right?
1395
01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:09,562
You go ahead, you try
some, see what happens
1396
01:12:09,564 --> 01:12:10,765
and we'll go from there.
1397
01:12:17,205 --> 01:12:18,403
- Oh shit!
1398
01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:21,106
- You don't have a
permit to be jogging.
1399
01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:22,710
These streets are made for cars.
1400
01:12:27,715 --> 01:12:28,549
- No, no!
1401
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,820
- It's here, the time has come.
1402
01:12:34,822 --> 01:12:38,157
Humanity will reveal
its true nature.
1403
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:43,028
We will strip the fabric
of the veil piece by piece
1404
01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:47,967
and the thirst for truth will
be quenched with the power
1405
01:12:47,969 --> 01:12:49,804
of subliminal speech.
1406
01:12:51,572 --> 01:12:53,841
- We will be victorious.
1407
01:12:54,775 --> 01:12:56,876
We will be invincible.
1408
01:12:56,878 --> 01:12:59,446
We will rise, rise, rise.
1409
01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:05,284
Oh, oh no.
1410
01:13:05,286 --> 01:13:08,254
Oh, let me check.
1411
01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:10,723
Oh no, I shit myself.
1412
01:13:10,725 --> 01:13:14,159
- Oh, can you put it
under your pillow, please?
1413
01:13:14,161 --> 01:13:16,161
- Oh, I can't help it,
1414
01:13:16,163 --> 01:13:19,665
you always get me so
excited, I got this IBS.
1415
01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:20,633
I can't help it,
1416
01:13:20,635 --> 01:13:22,835
when I get excited, I shit.
1417
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:26,774
Oh, oh, I made brown.
1418
01:13:30,611 --> 01:13:33,212
♪ Oh, these are
my best friends ♪
1419
01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:37,750
♪ I'm so excited to
cook you a meal ♪
1420
01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:51,563
- Hello?
1421
01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:52,499
Anybody home?
1422
01:13:54,302 --> 01:13:56,201
May I come in?
1423
01:13:56,203 --> 01:13:57,305
We had an appointment.
1424
01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:01,809
Oh, oh, I'm Colin.
1425
01:14:05,212 --> 01:14:07,882
My company sent
me to unclog you.
1426
01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:12,053
- You're disgusting
and you really smell.
1427
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:21,963
- Of course, let's,
let me see now,
1428
01:14:22,830 --> 01:14:23,564
show me the way to go plunge.
1429
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,069
- Upstairs, come on.
1430
01:14:30,104 --> 01:14:31,503
Faster.
1431
01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:32,840
How old are you.
1432
01:14:33,975 --> 01:14:35,475
- Old enough, hey?
1433
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:38,644
Oh wow, this is great.
1434
01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:42,715
I can pinpoint all
the issues from here.
1435
01:14:42,717 --> 01:14:44,118
The parcel and throne.
1436
01:14:46,253 --> 01:14:47,788
Uh oh somebody's hemorrhaging.
1437
01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:55,495
I'll let you know
if I need you, okay?
1438
01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:59,367
Otherwise, thank you so much.
1439
01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:01,469
Oh, um.
1440
01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:04,472
Oh, is this some
kind of kinky thing?
1441
01:15:09,010 --> 01:15:10,075
No.
1442
01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:17,583
- This is for all the
people you overcharged.
1443
01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:21,387
This is for going
late so many times.
1444
01:15:21,389 --> 01:15:24,823
This is for smelling so bad.
1445
01:15:24,825 --> 01:15:28,396
All the women you've
overcharged, fuck you, plumber.
1446
01:15:30,164 --> 01:15:31,830
- God, Karen's such a psycho.
1447
01:15:31,832 --> 01:15:34,600
You should have seen her,
she was being so insane.
1448
01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:36,035
I swear to God she's possessed,
1449
01:15:36,037 --> 01:15:37,803
like she's walking
around the neighborhood
1450
01:15:37,805 --> 01:15:40,806
like she's some fucking
like devil worshiper.
1451
01:15:40,808 --> 01:15:41,842
It's insane.
1452
01:15:42,710 --> 01:15:44,443
- Well, Karen's a tough cookie,
1453
01:15:44,445 --> 01:15:46,712
but I wouldn't
consider her the devil.
1454
01:15:46,714 --> 01:15:47,715
- Oh, you wouldn't?
1455
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:50,215
Figures.
1456
01:15:50,217 --> 01:15:51,518
- What are you, jealous?
1457
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,420
- Me, jealous of Karen?
1458
01:15:54,422 --> 01:15:55,254
You have to be kidding me.
1459
01:15:55,256 --> 01:15:57,056
Ew, no, I just think
1460
01:15:57,058 --> 01:15:59,526
that there's something
super weird going on,
1461
01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:02,061
like she's been having people
in and out of her house
1462
01:16:02,063 --> 01:16:04,263
and she hasn't
like, I don't know,
1463
01:16:04,265 --> 01:16:05,597
there's been people
that have like,
1464
01:16:05,599 --> 01:16:07,733
I swear have been gone missing.
1465
01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:09,336
I think you need to investigate.
1466
01:16:10,505 --> 01:16:13,806
- Well, if you need a
private investigator
1467
01:16:13,808 --> 01:16:16,310
or you just need me to
investigate those privates,
1468
01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,977
it's part of my specialty.
1469
01:16:18,979 --> 01:16:20,446
- Oh really?
1470
01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:22,983
- Mmhmm or we could
just have her join this.
1471
01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:27,152
- No, absolutely not.
1472
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:28,587
- Fine then.
1473
01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:30,958
- What, you want to be
possessed by the psycho?
1474
01:16:32,426 --> 01:16:35,027
- Does that mean she comes
into me or I go into her?
1475
01:16:35,029 --> 01:16:38,699
- Oh good Lord, grow
up, but come over here.
1476
01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:42,935
- Okay.
1477
01:17:49,170 --> 01:17:50,903
- Yeah hold on a
second here, now.
1478
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,106
Put my penis away.
1479
01:17:54,108 --> 01:17:55,274
Oh, hey there pretty lady,
1480
01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:56,310
you bring that check?
1481
01:17:58,746 --> 01:18:00,312
- Poly isn't PC.
1482
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:01,813
- Wait no, what are
you gonna do with that?
1483
01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,148
Not the pecker.
1484
01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:06,519
No, not the pecker,
not the pecker.
1485
01:18:06,521 --> 01:18:07,354
Ah!
1486
01:18:14,028 --> 01:18:15,060
God damn it,
1487
01:18:15,062 --> 01:18:16,063
she took my pecker.
1488
01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:19,601
God damn bitch, fucking lesbian.
1489
01:18:20,669 --> 01:18:23,702
No more holes for this ball,
1490
01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:26,305
God damn lesbian.
1491
01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:28,075
That lesbian haircut.
1492
01:18:40,788 --> 01:18:42,990
- Aren't you a little
old for pink hair?
1493
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:47,527
You better run 'cause
I'm gonna get you.
1494
01:18:57,037 --> 01:18:59,805
Didn't your mom ever tell
you pink hair is for freaks?
1495
01:19:04,311 --> 01:19:05,145
Die.
1496
01:19:47,589 --> 01:19:49,388
- Oh hey, you live here?
1497
01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:51,658
- No, but I can get you in, bro,
1498
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:53,992
I got keys to the whole kingdom.
1499
01:19:53,994 --> 01:19:55,628
- You know this place
isn't much of a palace.
1500
01:19:55,630 --> 01:19:57,164
It's kind of a dump.
1501
01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:00,500
Well, let's go, let's
get the party started.
1502
01:20:00,502 --> 01:20:02,000
Come with me.
1503
01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:03,705
Come on, show me the way,
little shrimp, come on.
1504
01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:12,044
So I gotta ask you
honestly, do you live here?
1505
01:20:12,046 --> 01:20:13,412
- Me?
1506
01:20:13,414 --> 01:20:14,647
No, no, no.
1507
01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:17,049
- Okay so now this is
a serious question.
1508
01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:19,151
Who in the hell are you?
1509
01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:19,985
- Me?
1510
01:20:19,987 --> 01:20:20,819
- Yeah, you.
1511
01:20:20,821 --> 01:20:22,022
- Bro, I'm Kevin.
1512
01:20:23,290 --> 01:20:25,591
Come on, I'm basically
her boyfriend.
1513
01:20:25,593 --> 01:20:27,025
- Well wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1514
01:20:27,027 --> 01:20:30,962
You're telling me, you're
telling me that you do the nasty
1515
01:20:30,964 --> 01:20:32,197
with Karen?
- Yeah.
1516
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:34,066
- Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.
1517
01:20:34,068 --> 01:20:35,967
Oh my God, oh my
God, I feel for you.
1518
01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:36,803
Ew.
1519
01:20:36,805 --> 01:20:38,403
- I feel something.
1520
01:20:38,405 --> 01:20:40,272
- Now, I'm just gonna
go out to my car
1521
01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:41,574
and get the things I need.
1522
01:20:41,576 --> 01:20:43,875
I can handle myself
so you can go and do
1523
01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:45,377
whatever it was
that you were doing
1524
01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:48,313
and continue doing that
fiddling or whatever it is.
1525
01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:51,216
So skedaddle on, come on
now, skedaddle, clear out.
1526
01:20:51,218 --> 01:20:54,086
- I see
what you're doing.
1527
01:20:54,088 --> 01:20:55,887
- Oh, this is gonna
be some night.
1528
01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:56,691
Help me.
1529
01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:48,541
Jesus, could you
be any more creepy?
1530
01:21:48,543 --> 01:21:49,876
- I thought you were
gonna have this set up.
1531
01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:50,843
People are coming soon.
1532
01:21:50,845 --> 01:21:52,411
What are you doing?
1533
01:21:52,413 --> 01:21:54,179
- Karen, they're not gonna be
here for a couple more hours.
1534
01:21:54,181 --> 01:21:56,816
Okay, I'm trying to do this
and you know Dallas said,
1535
01:21:56,818 --> 01:21:59,017
we've gotta try and get along.
1536
01:21:59,019 --> 01:22:00,620
Can we just bury the hatchet
and please be friends?
1537
01:22:00,622 --> 01:22:02,822
It seems like you're gonna
be working with us a lot.
1538
01:22:02,824 --> 01:22:04,089
You're always at the winery.
1539
01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:05,758
We really should be
good friends, okay?
1540
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:06,958
So just let me work here, Karen,
1541
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:07,959
I'm gonna give you a good party,
1542
01:22:07,961 --> 01:22:08,994
I'm gonna give you a nice setup,
1543
01:22:08,996 --> 01:22:10,228
everything's gonna be great.
1544
01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:11,798
Just give me some
time here, okay?
1545
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,466
- Okay, we could be
really good friends.
1546
01:22:14,468 --> 01:22:16,067
Really, really good friends.
1547
01:22:16,069 --> 01:22:18,571
- Hey, so we do
have people here.
1548
01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:20,506
Why'd you keep me waiting
out there so long?
1549
01:22:20,508 --> 01:22:21,841
I've been calling
and texting you.
1550
01:22:21,843 --> 01:22:24,342
Look, Alex, Alex,
still scrolling,
1551
01:22:24,344 --> 01:22:25,778
missed, missed, missed, missed.
1552
01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,978
- Well, I don't know,
I have no signal here.
1553
01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:28,915
I'm not getting
any calls from you.
1554
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:31,653
- You need to get better
service, Alex, goodness.
1555
01:22:32,821 --> 01:22:34,520
You know what I had
to do to get in here?
1556
01:22:34,522 --> 01:22:35,755
- What?
1557
01:22:35,757 --> 01:22:37,289
- I had to break in
here with a rock.
1558
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,290
I had to take a big ass rock
and break through the window
1559
01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:39,792
to get in here.
1560
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:42,562
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you
destroy my personal property?
1561
01:22:42,564 --> 01:22:46,768
- Oh, well I'm sorry about
caring about you, Karen.
1562
01:22:47,869 --> 01:22:49,134
Ungrateful.
1563
01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:51,138
- This is gonna come
outta your paycheck.
1564
01:22:52,072 --> 01:22:54,074
- Going to kill Mrs. Hargrove.
1565
01:22:55,543 --> 01:22:57,910
Gonna kill her, kill her.
1566
01:22:57,912 --> 01:23:00,546
How dare he fuck my neighbor?
1567
01:23:00,548 --> 01:23:02,314
How dare he?
1568
01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:03,148
I'm gonna kill him.
1569
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:05,250
I'm gonna kill them.
1570
01:23:05,252 --> 01:23:07,522
I'm gonna kill Kevin
1571
01:23:08,590 --> 01:23:13,391
and I'm gonna cut his dick off.
1572
01:23:13,393 --> 01:23:14,493
Fuck that bitch.
1573
01:23:14,495 --> 01:23:15,728
Fuck that bitch.
1574
01:23:15,730 --> 01:23:18,330
Fuck that bitch, one,
two, three, kill Kevin.
1575
01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:20,900
One, two, three, kill Kevin.
1576
01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:24,837
- You know, where is Karen?
1577
01:23:24,839 --> 01:23:26,572
This is her party
and she's not here.
1578
01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:28,440
You know, I haven't
seen her for hours.
1579
01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:29,609
It's ridiculous.
1580
01:23:29,611 --> 01:23:30,475
- Couldn't care less.
1581
01:23:30,477 --> 01:23:31,878
- She could give a shit.
1582
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,078
It's ridiculous.
1583
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,279
She just sticks us
with all the problems
1584
01:23:34,281 --> 01:23:35,781
and doesn't even come
to her own party.
1585
01:23:35,783 --> 01:23:37,415
It's like, I mean, I saw her
earlier, she's not come down,
1586
01:23:37,417 --> 01:23:38,551
ridiculous.
1587
01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:40,418
Oh hello, welcome,
1588
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:41,821
welcome.
- Thank you very much.
1589
01:23:41,823 --> 01:23:43,056
- Kenny Rogers got a guy.
1590
01:23:44,526 --> 01:23:45,658
- Thank you, sir.
1591
01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:47,762
- Thank you, waiter type.
1592
01:23:49,162 --> 01:23:51,031
Oh, mall goth.
1593
01:23:53,801 --> 01:23:55,135
Buff Squidworth.
1594
01:23:56,203 --> 01:23:58,538
- Alex, Alex,
- Weird.
1595
01:23:58,540 --> 01:23:59,339
- Simmer down.
1596
01:24:00,274 --> 01:24:01,507
- I'm bad, I'm bad.
1597
01:24:01,509 --> 01:24:02,742
- You're the worst,
you're the worst.
1598
01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:04,309
- I didn't drink any of this,
1599
01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:05,978
but I drank some other
wine I found earlier.
1600
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:06,979
I'm a little drunk.
1601
01:24:06,981 --> 01:24:08,213
I am.
1602
01:24:08,215 --> 01:24:09,347
- I can smell it
now that you said.
1603
01:24:09,349 --> 01:24:10,315
- I know, so it's your time.
1604
01:24:10,317 --> 01:24:11,784
You want to try any?
1605
01:24:11,786 --> 01:24:13,251
Everyone's gone, it's the time.
1606
01:24:13,253 --> 01:24:14,419
- I think they need some
help and we gotta save this.
1607
01:24:14,421 --> 01:24:16,421
We got other guests coming.
1608
01:24:16,423 --> 01:24:18,024
- Bitching out, bitching
out, aren't you?
1609
01:24:18,026 --> 01:24:19,825
- You need to slow down, bro.
1610
01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:22,528
- Slow down, okay, okay.
1611
01:24:25,232 --> 01:24:26,398
See what's in here.
1612
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,570
Oh, Karen's been to Paris.
1613
01:24:29,704 --> 01:24:32,705
- I am here, you are saved.
1614
01:24:32,707 --> 01:24:34,207
I'm ready to do bless you now.
1615
01:24:36,476 --> 01:24:37,743
- Are you a magician?
1616
01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,311
Are you a magic guy?
1617
01:24:39,313 --> 01:24:41,914
You can like pull things outta
your hat and stuff like that?
1618
01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:45,751
- No, see those bottles,
look at the picture.
1619
01:24:45,753 --> 01:24:47,152
- Oh, you're the grapes guy.
1620
01:24:47,154 --> 01:24:48,420
- Yes.
1621
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:49,254
- The grapes.
1622
01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:50,523
- Yes.
1623
01:24:50,525 --> 01:24:51,591
- Yeah so you have
low hanging fruit?
1624
01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:55,728
- That's a good one, yes, yes.
1625
01:24:55,730 --> 01:24:57,228
- Well, the party's in there.
1626
01:24:57,230 --> 01:24:59,899
There should be, should
be a live band, and Karen,
1627
01:24:59,901 --> 01:25:01,166
I'm not sure where
she is at the moment,
1628
01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:02,668
but she should be here soon.
1629
01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:04,135
So you can make yourself
at home and go ahead on in
1630
01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:06,872
and have fun, gonna get lit.
1631
01:25:06,874 --> 01:25:07,807
- Okay.
1632
01:25:07,809 --> 01:25:08,841
- Yeah.
1633
01:25:08,843 --> 01:25:09,909
- Alrighty.
1634
01:25:09,911 --> 01:25:11,376
- Mmmhmm.
1635
01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:15,750
- Yes, yes, I hear the sound
of eternity ringing in my ears.
1636
01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:20,452
- Well, that's tinnitus
and it's kinda common,
1637
01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:21,386
you'll be okay.
1638
01:25:21,388 --> 01:25:22,557
Go head on in.
1639
01:25:25,258 --> 01:25:28,997
- Oh my God, Karen has
the freakiest friends.
1640
01:25:34,502 --> 01:25:37,605
- Alright, fellas,
fellas, more fellas.
1641
01:25:39,272 --> 01:25:41,641
That should be interesting.
1642
01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:42,742
- I really want to try it.
1643
01:25:42,744 --> 01:25:44,110
- Yeah.
- It smells good.
1644
01:25:44,112 --> 01:25:46,746
- Let me know what
you think afterward.
1645
01:25:46,748 --> 01:25:47,580
- Hey, do you want some?
1646
01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:48,415
- Oh no.
1647
01:25:49,951 --> 01:25:52,585
I see somebody has
a gym membership.
1648
01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:54,053
I can relate.
1649
01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:57,723
I mainly focus on legs,
strong calf, thighs and all,
1650
01:25:57,725 --> 01:25:58,559
that's my thing.
1651
01:26:00,028 --> 01:26:04,666
- Soon you will experience
the power of her presence
1652
01:26:07,835 --> 01:26:10,404
and the sweetness of her mercy.
1653
01:26:11,806 --> 01:26:13,407
- Yeah, all right.
1654
01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:41,803
- We eagerly await the vessel
1655
01:26:42,804 --> 01:26:45,940
of our imminent transfiguration.
1656
01:26:47,608 --> 01:26:52,178
My thirst will be quenched.
1657
01:26:52,180 --> 01:26:54,080
- Sir, I'll be serving
the wine any minute now.
1658
01:26:54,082 --> 01:26:55,413
I have a few more
things to set up here
1659
01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:56,749
and I'll be bringing it out.
1660
01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:59,018
- But did you hear me?
1661
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:01,721
My thirst will be quenched.
1662
01:27:01,723 --> 01:27:02,888
- No, I heard you, sir.
1663
01:27:02,890 --> 01:27:04,757
Listen, the party's
back that way,
1664
01:27:04,759 --> 01:27:06,525
you can go back there,
hang with your friends.
1665
01:27:06,527 --> 01:27:07,760
I'll be bringing it out to you.
1666
01:27:07,762 --> 01:27:10,361
So just come on now, the
party's out that way.
1667
01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:12,565
Come on now, I'll
be bringing it.
1668
01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:13,735
Come on now, go ahead.
1669
01:27:15,268 --> 01:27:16,104
Oh my God.
1670
01:27:19,073 --> 01:27:21,107
Hank, isn't the band
supposed to be here now?
1671
01:27:21,109 --> 01:27:22,340
- There was,
1672
01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:23,576
I don't know what
the hell's going on,
1673
01:27:23,578 --> 01:27:24,810
but I'll tell you what,
1674
01:27:24,812 --> 01:27:26,277
I'm ready for this
to be over with.
1675
01:27:26,279 --> 01:27:28,848
I got a bad feeling here.
1676
01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:30,482
There's something
definitely not right.
1677
01:27:30,484 --> 01:27:33,719
- It's very strange and
where the hell is Karen?
1678
01:27:44,632 --> 01:27:45,465
Karen.
1679
01:27:50,638 --> 01:27:53,539
Crazy woman, Karen,
what are you doing?
1680
01:27:53,541 --> 01:27:54,374
- Welcome to my party.
1681
01:27:56,010 --> 01:28:00,179
- It's time to
start the ceremony.
1682
01:28:00,181 --> 01:28:03,316
Come hither, come
hither, my friends.
1683
01:28:04,585 --> 01:28:09,590
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
1684
01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:14,361
Drink the fruits
of my ancestors.
1685
01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:18,900
Drink, drink, drink,
drink and be transformed.
1686
01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:46,158
Let it out.
1687
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:47,860
Release the fury.
1688
01:28:58,306 --> 01:28:59,974
- Bring it on.
1689
01:29:05,847 --> 01:29:07,980
- Karen, what the
hell is going on?
1690
01:29:07,982 --> 01:29:09,181
What is going on?
1691
01:29:09,183 --> 01:29:11,416
- Everyone is showing
their true selves.
1692
01:29:11,418 --> 01:29:13,552
Alex, why don't you drink?
1693
01:29:13,554 --> 01:29:16,222
- I don't drink while I'm
serving, I don't do that.
1694
01:29:16,224 --> 01:29:17,590
- It's not cool to be sober,
1695
01:29:17,592 --> 01:29:18,423
drink.
- Well, I don't.
1696
01:29:18,425 --> 01:29:20,259
- Drink, drink.
1697
01:29:20,261 --> 01:29:21,329
- Let it out!
1698
01:29:22,964 --> 01:29:23,896
- Cut it out, Karen.
1699
01:29:23,898 --> 01:29:25,064
This is not funny, stop it.
1700
01:29:25,066 --> 01:29:25,865
- I'm gonna
get you, Alex.
1701
01:29:25,867 --> 01:29:26,399
- Stop it, Karen.
1702
01:29:27,434 --> 01:29:28,567
- How did that feel?
1703
01:29:28,569 --> 01:29:30,302
- Stop it, fucking bitch.
1704
01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:31,570
Just cut it out, Karen.
1705
01:29:31,572 --> 01:29:33,873
I said stop it, I'm
sick of your shit.
1706
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:34,707
- Oh, you're handsy, aren't you?
1707
01:29:34,709 --> 01:29:35,975
- Cut it out, bitch.
1708
01:29:40,882 --> 01:29:42,181
- You're such a pussy,
1709
01:29:42,183 --> 01:29:45,184
you'd never kill
someone, little boy,
1710
01:29:45,186 --> 01:29:47,186
live at your mom's house,
1711
01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:50,388
don't have money
for your own place.
1712
01:29:50,390 --> 01:29:52,392
- Take this, you wine cunt.
1713
01:29:55,963 --> 01:29:56,964
Die, Karen.
1714
01:29:59,533 --> 01:30:01,133
- I can't believe
you're doing this to me.
1715
01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:03,535
I will get you fired.
1716
01:30:03,537 --> 01:30:05,638
Alex, you better stop,
I'm gonna kill you.
1717
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:08,007
I'm gonna kill you!
1718
01:30:08,009 --> 01:30:10,011
I'm gonna get you fired!
1719
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:14,447
Let me speak to your supervisor!
1720
01:30:38,539 --> 01:30:42,710
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1721
01:30:45,947 --> 01:30:49,381
I will return when
the time is right.
1722
01:30:49,383 --> 01:30:53,585
The vessel will return
to its proper place
1723
01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:56,922
and I will get
what is owed to me.
1724
01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:01,754
- "I'm so sorry to
have scared you.
1725
01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,491
You just bring out
the beast in me.
1726
01:32:04,892 --> 01:32:06,460
Now it's my turn to watch you."
1727
01:32:08,129 --> 01:32:10,197
All right, at least you
haven't chopped off my dick.
1728
01:32:12,233 --> 01:32:13,834
"Drink me", all right.
1729
01:32:15,436 --> 01:32:16,704
Ooh, very nice.
1730
01:32:20,608 --> 01:32:21,442
Oh, God.
1731
01:32:43,898 --> 01:32:47,433
- Yet again, another
Karen causes a problem.
1732
01:32:47,435 --> 01:32:51,437
This time it's not just
a fight, but murder,
1733
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:52,573
yes murder.
1734
01:32:55,209 --> 01:32:58,012
Folks, it's finally happening,
1735
01:32:59,246 --> 01:33:01,480
a Karen killed a
bunch of people.
1736
01:33:01,482 --> 01:33:03,382
- Wine and cheese used to be
this favorite newscaster's
1737
01:33:03,384 --> 01:33:04,585
vice in my life.
1738
01:33:05,419 --> 01:33:07,219
Not anymore.
1739
01:33:07,221 --> 01:33:09,822
Karen you had to go ruin
another thing, didn't ya?
1740
01:33:09,824 --> 01:33:10,791
Thanks a lot.
1741
01:33:14,161 --> 01:33:18,097
- You know, after going over
this story again and again
1742
01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,632
for weeks at the station,
1743
01:33:20,634 --> 01:33:24,438
it's starting to sound more
like a cheesy horror movie.
1744
01:33:25,639 --> 01:33:28,907
Each day, we find
out more and more
1745
01:33:28,909 --> 01:33:31,812
weird things about this case
1746
01:33:33,814 --> 01:33:36,917
and it is some fucked
up shit, I need a drink.
1747
01:33:44,458 --> 01:33:45,459
Back to you, Diana.
1748
01:33:46,660 --> 01:33:49,795
- Killer Karen, what's
next, a killer Kevin?
1749
01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:52,397
The entire world is going crazy.
1750
01:33:52,399 --> 01:33:55,033
I can't even keep
reading the news anymore.
1751
01:33:55,035 --> 01:33:58,105
Every day, these stories
get crazier and crazier.
1752
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:03,342
- Well, I'm no longer
drinking wine anymore
1753
01:34:03,344 --> 01:34:06,778
and I'm the biggest
wine fan there is.
1754
01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:09,681
Tune in tonight at six p.m.
1755
01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:14,353
for the top story on
why I'm leaving wine
1756
01:34:14,355 --> 01:34:17,258
out of my life for good.
1757
01:34:19,628 --> 01:34:21,095
Is this mic still hot?
1758
01:34:22,096 --> 01:34:23,896
What a day.
1759
01:34:23,898 --> 01:34:26,433
I could use a shot
of whiskey right now.
1760
01:34:28,603 --> 01:34:29,670
Let's get outta here.
1761
01:34:31,805 --> 01:34:35,644
- So Danica, you're trying
to convince our audience
1762
01:34:36,777 --> 01:34:39,144
and all the viewers
around the world
1763
01:34:39,146 --> 01:34:43,415
that this Karen woman
is a serial killer.
1764
01:34:43,417 --> 01:34:47,186
- You don't think that
women can be serial killers?
1765
01:34:47,188 --> 01:34:50,623
- Well, I mean, look at
her, she's a normal mom,
1766
01:34:50,625 --> 01:34:53,861
she's like a soccer
mom, she's pretty.
1767
01:34:55,496 --> 01:34:58,330
She just doesn't
fit the profiles
1768
01:34:58,332 --> 01:35:00,569
of some of the past
serial killers, like-
1769
01:35:01,468 --> 01:35:02,935
- Like Eileen Wuornos.
1770
01:35:02,937 --> 01:35:04,870
You mean because she doesn't
look like Eileen Wuornos
1771
01:35:04,872 --> 01:35:07,674
she can't be a serial killer?
1772
01:35:07,676 --> 01:35:09,174
- Well, no.
1773
01:35:09,176 --> 01:35:12,010
I mean she doesn't have to
look like a tough girl or a-
1774
01:35:12,012 --> 01:35:14,148
- Ricky, remember Lizzy Borden?
1775
01:35:15,349 --> 01:35:17,349
- Oh yes, Lizzy Borden,
1776
01:35:17,351 --> 01:35:19,519
gave her mother 40 wacks,
1777
01:35:19,521 --> 01:35:21,820
but when she realized
what she'd done-
1778
01:35:21,822 --> 01:35:23,424
- Gave her father 41.
1779
01:35:24,892 --> 01:35:28,493
- Body after body found out at
a local winery in Amityville.
1780
01:35:28,495 --> 01:35:30,195
The police are
currently on the scene
1781
01:35:30,197 --> 01:35:32,097
and trying to put
together the pieces
1782
01:35:32,099 --> 01:35:34,569
of this very strange case.
1783
01:35:35,869 --> 01:35:38,870
- And after looking over
the facts of this case
1784
01:35:38,872 --> 01:35:43,375
again and again, it just
doesn't make sense to me.
1785
01:35:43,377 --> 01:35:46,013
I mean, does anyone really
believe in cursed wine?
1786
01:35:48,415 --> 01:35:49,551
- All right, thank you.
1787
01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:52,251
Now it's not my place
1788
01:35:52,253 --> 01:35:54,587
and I don't wanna make
a soap box out of this,
1789
01:35:54,589 --> 01:35:57,823
but that place needs to
be shut down for good
1790
01:35:57,825 --> 01:35:59,858
and never opened again.
1791
01:35:59,860 --> 01:36:01,994
Why would anybody want
to reopen that place
1792
01:36:01,996 --> 01:36:03,998
after what has happened there?
1793
01:36:05,432 --> 01:36:08,967
That's beyond the point, but
either way I'm Casey Anthony,
1794
01:36:08,969 --> 01:36:10,969
the weather's up
next, thank you.
1795
01:36:10,971 --> 01:36:13,772
- I'll just say in all
my years as a newscaster,
1796
01:36:13,774 --> 01:36:16,775
I can say that I've never
heard of cursed wine.
1797
01:36:16,777 --> 01:36:19,514
Sounds to me like a play to
make people switch to beer.
1798
01:36:20,715 --> 01:36:21,947
- This network was
originally holding
1799
01:36:21,949 --> 01:36:24,016
its giant holiday
party this week,
1800
01:36:24,018 --> 01:36:25,652
where we have beer, wine
1801
01:36:25,654 --> 01:36:28,053
and that cheese plate
that everyone loves.
1802
01:36:28,055 --> 01:36:29,288
Well, guess what?
1803
01:36:29,290 --> 01:36:31,557
This year, we're not
having this wine.
1804
01:36:31,559 --> 01:36:35,963
- Hello all, big news
out in the states today,
1805
01:36:37,398 --> 01:36:41,233
a woman named Karen was
killed in the wine party.
1806
01:36:41,235 --> 01:36:44,805
See, I was just
talking last week
1807
01:36:46,106 --> 01:36:48,741
how wine parties are dangerous.
1808
01:36:48,743 --> 01:36:50,409
- This just in,
1809
01:36:50,411 --> 01:36:53,312
wine tasting parties are
getting totally out of control
1810
01:36:53,314 --> 01:36:54,683
in Amityville, New York.
1811
01:36:55,949 --> 01:36:58,718
Tune in for a top
story at 8:00 PM
1812
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:02,590
to hear about this party
that ended in tragedy.
1813
01:37:13,167 --> 01:37:14,333
- Have you ever seen anyone
1814
01:37:14,335 --> 01:37:16,803
looking more serious
in their life?
1815
01:37:16,805 --> 01:37:21,273
I'm trying to tell
you, Karen isn't dead.
1816
01:37:21,275 --> 01:37:24,042
The body went missing
from the morgue.
1817
01:37:24,044 --> 01:37:24,945
Where is Karen?
1818
01:37:36,725 --> 01:37:39,191
- Hey, this is Tony,
the movie collector
1819
01:37:39,193 --> 01:37:42,194
and let me tell you,
something's up with Amityville.
1820
01:37:42,196 --> 01:37:44,564
Weird things keep
happening out there.
1821
01:37:44,566 --> 01:37:47,265
We got cured wines, Bigfoots.
1822
01:37:47,267 --> 01:37:49,203
What's next, a shark man?
1823
01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:02,047
- I'm not gonna lie,
1824
01:38:02,049 --> 01:38:06,753
I find women who commit
crimes to be very attractive.
1825
01:38:06,755 --> 01:38:08,887
Sure, Carol might
try to kill me,
1826
01:38:08,889 --> 01:38:12,224
but if she's pretty,
I wouldn't mind.
1827
01:38:22,403 --> 01:38:24,202
- Listen, I'm telling you
1828
01:38:24,204 --> 01:38:26,873
there is nothing wrong with
wearing all red lipstick.
1829
01:38:26,875 --> 01:38:28,106
It doesn't make you look
1830
01:38:28,108 --> 01:38:30,175
like you're some
real '80's person.
1831
01:38:30,177 --> 01:38:31,478
What is the issue with it?
1832
01:38:42,122 --> 01:38:45,894
- Have you ever seen anyone
with muscles like this?
1833
01:38:47,361 --> 01:38:49,898
No, you haven't because I am
the only one in this world.
1834
01:38:51,098 --> 01:38:52,397
Yeah baby.
1835
01:39:02,577 --> 01:39:04,744
- I think Karen seems cool.
1836
01:39:04,746 --> 01:39:08,079
I know she did terrible
things to those people,
1837
01:39:08,081 --> 01:39:10,616
but she didn't let
people walk all over her
1838
01:39:10,618 --> 01:39:12,685
and I really respect
her for that.
1839
01:39:23,330 --> 01:39:25,932
- Do you want to know
what I think about Karen?
1840
01:39:25,934 --> 01:39:29,267
I don't think
nothing about Karen.
1841
01:39:29,269 --> 01:39:33,606
That is 100% fake news and
anybody that believes that
1842
01:39:33,608 --> 01:39:36,644
is part of the
problem, end of story.
1843
01:39:47,522 --> 01:39:51,860
- You know, I have a feeling
what really happened to Karen.
1844
01:39:53,060 --> 01:39:55,462
was she got possessed.
1845
01:39:56,698 --> 01:40:00,535
It wasn't any cursed wine, no.
1846
01:40:02,469 --> 01:40:04,238
It was a ghost that
possessed Karen
1847
01:40:05,472 --> 01:40:07,573
and that's what caused
for her to commit
1848
01:40:07,575 --> 01:40:10,912
all of those terrible crimes.
1849
01:40:12,780 --> 01:40:17,384
Yeah, that's what really
happened to Karen.
1850
01:40:22,256 --> 01:40:23,689
Yeah.
1851
01:40:33,001 --> 01:40:34,432
- I mean come on,
1852
01:40:34,434 --> 01:40:36,636
do you really think
someone that good looking
1853
01:40:36,638 --> 01:40:39,037
like Karen could
commit these murders?
1854
01:40:39,039 --> 01:40:40,940
It's a setup.
1855
01:40:40,942 --> 01:40:42,677
- This is Harvey Kleinberg.
1856
01:40:44,077 --> 01:40:45,678
I'm on my break route right now
1857
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:50,652
and I gotta say that
Karen, she's beautiful.
1858
01:40:52,085 --> 01:40:55,655
And listen, I don't mind the
fact that she's killing people.
1859
01:40:55,657 --> 01:40:58,223
What bothers me is she
drinks too much wine.
1860
01:40:58,225 --> 01:41:00,960
I mean the wine, it's gonna
give you cirrhosis of the liver
1861
01:41:00,962 --> 01:41:03,328
and a very bad irritation
under you arms,
1862
01:41:03,330 --> 01:41:04,997
if you know what I mean.
1863
01:41:04,999 --> 01:41:07,533
But listen, I mean
if she's eligible
1864
01:41:07,535 --> 01:41:11,403
and she likes guys who like
the chia seeds on the oatmeal,
1865
01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:13,708
I'll give her the
red set if she wants.
1866
01:41:14,609 --> 01:41:16,844
Yeah look me up, Kleinberg Reds.
1867
01:41:18,046 --> 01:41:19,812
- So what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna show you
1868
01:41:19,814 --> 01:41:22,147
the best way to do a smokey eye.
1869
01:41:22,149 --> 01:41:23,415
Now the smokey eye makeup
1870
01:41:23,417 --> 01:41:26,819
is key to getting far
in the corporate world
1871
01:41:26,821 --> 01:41:28,623
and I'm gonna show
you how to do it.
1872
01:41:30,725 --> 01:41:34,359
All right, have a good one, bye.
1873
01:41:34,361 --> 01:41:38,998
- Greetings and welcome to
Feldman's Fiesta, the vlog.
1874
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,434
You can really get down too.
1875
01:41:42,003 --> 01:41:44,302
I'm your host Feldman Hane
1876
01:41:44,304 --> 01:41:48,741
and on today's vlog, we'll
be discussing Karen's,
1877
01:41:48,743 --> 01:41:52,947
stuck up bitches or
alien wormhole squids
from outer space?
1878
01:41:54,582 --> 01:41:56,147
That's the question.
1879
01:41:56,149 --> 01:41:58,851
- Alrighty guys, well let's
talk about Karen real quick.
1880
01:41:58,853 --> 01:42:03,089
Like normally I don't go for
ladies with shortcuts and all,
1881
01:42:03,091 --> 01:42:06,291
but damn, she is so dreamy.
1882
01:42:06,293 --> 01:42:08,062
I want to be her manager.
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