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That is the coolest
motorcycle I've ever seen.
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Makes you want to run out and
get a giant tattoo, you know?
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Maybe like Mickey Mouse
giving the finger.
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No, Mickey Mouse
can't do that.
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He doesn't have
a middle finger.
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What are you
talking about?
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He only has four fingers.
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You're thinking
of the Hamburger Helper hand.
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No, I'm thinking about
the Mickey Mouse hand.
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Actually Danny's right on this.
I was in the Mouseketeer club.
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And the final piece
of why I'm single puzzle...
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In place.
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Hey, if you're out of the club,
why do you have the mouse ears?
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Instead of worrying about
what's in my private trunk,
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why don't you focus
on not being such a slob?
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Well, why don't you work
on getting your mom
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out of our apartment?
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Your mom lives with you?
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Her building got torn down,
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and she's been
nothing but a delight.
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I'm just saying
I could do without
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the see-through housedress.
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I lived with the woman
for 29 years.
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I think she can live
with me for 6 months.
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Six months?
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Twenty-nine years?
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If I have to wear one,
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why can't it at least
be my fish tie?
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No. That's stupid.
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Okay, a tie that looks exactly
like a trout is stupid.
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Now, let me explain
what tonight is, okay?
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Mr. Dugan-
He owns the company.
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- is throwing a party
for our floor-
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Is throwing a party
for our floor
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to show his appreciation
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for all the hard work-
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.. that our department-
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Forget it. You know, don't go.
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I'm kidding around
with you.
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Come on, Doug. You never take
any of my work things seriously.
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That's not true.
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because you were
having a burping contest
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with the bathroom attendant.
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He challenged me.
I had to take him to school.
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And another thing, Doug.
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You've met the people
I work with a million times,
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and yet you never
remember who anybody is.
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I remember Dieter
from the bathroom,
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who I burped
out of the building.
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Honey, listen to me.
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This is very important
to me tonight, okay?
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So I am begging you,
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if you have any
feelings for me at all,
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please, please
don't embarrass me tonight.
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All right. You got it.
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Thank you.
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A. Spooner,
dressed and ready.
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He's going?
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You wanna make a good impression
and you're bringing him?
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The invitation says
"families welcome. "
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I'm family,
and I like free shrimp.
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Dad,
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I am happy to bring you,
but just remember,
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the shrimp is free,
but it's not to go.
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It is if your pockets
are lined with tin foil.
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Okay, Dad, I'm begging you,
for one night,
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please just act like a normal
human being for me, okay?
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What do you say?
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No.
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Dad.
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And inhale up.
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Ahh.
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And exhale out.
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Ahh.
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Oh, hi, Danny.
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Hey.
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And last time,
big inhale up.
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And out. Good work.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Oh, ho-ho.
What a workout.
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I feel great.
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You done with the TV?
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Huh? Yeah, sure.
It's all yours.
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Great. Thanks.
Uh.
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What's up?
You know,
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you remind me of a magician
I once knew.
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We were just friends.
At first.
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But then I decided
to take him on as a lover.
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Hey.
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Oh, Spencer.
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Do you remember
that magician I dated
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when you were a boy?
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Ivan the Magnificent?
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No. The other one.
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Oh, the Amazing Carl.
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Yeah. He always had those weird
balloons in his wallet.
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Doesn't Danny look
a lot like him?
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No, not really.
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Come on.
The strong jaw?
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The full lips?
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He's a dead ringer.
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We'll have to
start calling you
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Danny the Great.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Anyway...
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I'm gonna go take
a long bubble bath.
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Hey, dude, I'm not sure,
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but I think your mom's
hitting on me.
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Hey, you stay away
from her.
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What are you
talking about?
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She's vulnerable, okay?
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And when she's vulnerable,
she turns to men,
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and I couldn't bring any of my
friends home in high school.
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Look, forget it.
Just stay away from her.
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I didn't know it was such
a sensitive area.
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It is. And how many times
have I told you,
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do your own dishes.
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Get up and do it now.
Do it now.
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All right,
I'll do it now.
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Although...
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it's gonna be hard
for me to do the dishes
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and stay away
from your mom.
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You wouldn't.
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No, I wouldn't.
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But Danny the Great might.
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Which is why I look
at all of you people,
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not as co-workers,
but as family.
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The only difference being
that I can fire you people.
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I can't fire anybody in my
family. Lord knows I've tried.
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Doug, bring it down.
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Bring it down.
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Anyhow,
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stay as long as you like.
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Enjoy the drinks
and the food.
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Oh, I will.
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Believe you me, I will.
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So, this wasn't
so bad, right?
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Well, I thought it was
gonna be really boring,
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but i-it's all right.
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Hey, Carrie,
nice to see you.
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Hi.
Oh, hey, Doug.
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Hey.
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Doug, you remember
meeting Mike?
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Of course I remember Mike.
How's it going, Mike?
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It's going good. I was on my way
out, and I wanted to say hello.
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Oh, okay.
All right, man.
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Have a good night.
Take care.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, I think I schmoozed
everyone I need to schmooze.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
then we'll go.
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All right.
I'll wait here.
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Yes, but make eye contact
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with no one.
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Put 'em back, Dad.
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Doug.
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Hey.
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Stay right there.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That lady
in the purple suit there.
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I know I met her before.
Who is she?
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I'm sorry.
I don't know her.
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Her name, her job.
Anything.
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Mm... No.
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My wife's gonna kill me.
Come on, man.
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Oh, crap, crap.
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Hey, Doug.
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Hey.
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I was hoping
to see you here.
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What are you doing here?
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Ha, I work here.
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I know. I'm just saying, like,
"what are you doing here?"
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like,
"what's up? What's shakin'?"
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We miss you,
is what I'm saying.
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We... really miss you.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah.
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We have got
to get together.
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Wow. Great. I'd love to.
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Okay, just walk away now.
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Just say good night and leave.
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How 'bout Sunday?
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How 'bout brunch?
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Brunch on the beach?
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On the beach?
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What beach? Shut up.
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Stop talking.
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I would love that.
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I- I guess I'll set it up
with Carrie.
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You guess?
You make it happen.
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Okay, I will.
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All right.
Well, you take care now, then.
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Douglas, aren't you
gonna introduce me?
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No!
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Hm?
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Aren't you gonna
introduce me?
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Oh. Oh, God, how rude of me.
I'm sorry.
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This is Arthur,
my father-in-law.
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Arthur, heh-heh.
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Uh, this is-
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Well, this is just one
of the coolest people
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here at the firm.
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She's a great gal...
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Think of something.
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Think.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
He's having a heart attack.
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Mr. Heffernan,
can you describe the pain?
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Uh, yeah, there's a...
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pain just shooting down
my right arm.
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Well,
with a heart attack,
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there'd be pain shooting
down the left arm.
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I- I meant my left.
I said right for you.
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I switched
it around for you.
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Okay. Just hang in there,
all right?
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We'll be in the emergency
room in a minute.
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Baby, I love you.
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I love you.
You'll be okay.
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Don't worry.
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I'm faking it.
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What?
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I'm faking it.
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You know, I'm still waiting
for my thank you.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Doug.
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Thank you. Thank you for faking
a massive heart attack
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in front of all the people
I work with,
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because you forgot
somebody's name.
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You're welcome.
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What were you thinking?
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I was thinking about you.
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I was trying
not to embarrass you.
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Not embarrass me?
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You were carried out
on a stretcher.
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People were praying
for you.
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Look, you're missing
the big picture here.
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What's-her-face doesn't know
I forgot her name.
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That's called
thinking on your feet.
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You know what might have
been a better thought, Doug?
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If you remembered Molly's name
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from any of the five times
that you met her.
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It's very easy to be
a Monday-morning quarterback.
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Let me ask, what do you do when
somebody asks you for the time,
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and you don't have a watch?
You swallow your own tongue?
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No. But that's going right
in the bank for next time,
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I'll tell you that much.
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What is your problem? I'm bad
with names. You said yourself.
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No, Doug,
you're only bad with the names
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of the people in my life.
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That's not true.
Really?
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What's my boss' name?
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Mrs... ter.
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I don't know.
Right.
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And what's the guy's name
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you buy kebabs from
outside Shea Stadium?
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I don't know.
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00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:36,144
What is his name?
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Sanjay Habandjasing.
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And his wife's name?
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I don't know.
You know it.
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Say it. Say it.
I don't know it.
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Ellen, damn it.
Ellen Habandjasing.
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Them you remember,
263
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,531
but Molly you forget.
264
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:57,749
Who?
265
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:58,766
Molly.
266
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,501
Heart attack girl.
267
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,953
I just said it
five seconds ago, Doug.
268
00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:04,138
All right.
269
00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,289
It's not all right.
Forget it.
270
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,158
You don't have to remember
anybody's name,
271
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,459
because you're
never gonna go
272
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,095
to another work thing
with me ever again.
273
00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:16,383
Except for beach brunch
on Sunday.
274
00:12:22,991 --> 00:12:25,593
Okay, and, uh,
when you're done with my jeans,
275
00:12:25,594 --> 00:12:28,563
why don't you go,
uh, vacuum my room,
276
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:29,864
roll my pennies,
277
00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:32,466
and, uh, oh, yeah,
that shirt you're wearing?
278
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,269
That's mine now.
279
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,337
You know what?
I'm not doing this anymore.
280
00:12:37,338 --> 00:12:39,490
I'm done.
281
00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,159
Hi, boys.
282
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,410
Hey.
283
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:43,795
I got ziti
and Entenmann's.
284
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,797
Tonight we're gonna
eat like kings.
285
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,933
Oh. That sounds great,
Veronica. Hey.
286
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,002
Tell me something.
What is this behind your ear?
287
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,104
Ooh. Ah. Ooh.
288
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,591
Is it a shiny quarter?
289
00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:58,592
Oh, my.
290
00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:02,229
That's a... good trick.
291
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:05,266
You know any others?
292
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:08,185
I don't know.
Do I, Spence?
293
00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,778
Hey, Carrie.
How's Doug doing?
294
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:19,113
Oh. Uh, he's fine.
295
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:21,348
Turns out it was
just indigestion.
296
00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:23,217
But thank you
for doing CPR on him.
297
00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:25,052
That was... brave.
298
00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:27,488
Carrie, I was just wondering
how your husband's doing.
299
00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:29,573
Indigestion.
It was just indigestion.
300
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,877
Carrie Heffernan?
Yes.
301
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,680
I'm Andrew Dugan.
I own the company.
302
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:39,050
Yes, I know.
Your picture's on my paycheck.
303
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,802
I just wanted to know,
how is your husband?
304
00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:43,888
Oh, he's much better now.
305
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:47,024
I'm glad. Now, what was
the diagnosis at the hospital?
306
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:48,609
Oh, it was just indigestion.
307
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,228
Just indigestion?
308
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,480
Yeah. Yeah. Gas.
309
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,815
A lot of gas.
310
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:57,851
They said it was like
10 people's worth.
311
00:13:57,852 --> 00:13:59,987
But he's okay now.
He's okay now.
312
00:13:59,988 --> 00:14:03,240
Doctor said my father
had indigestion.
313
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,942
A week later we were
playing badminton,
314
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:08,745
I lofted a high, arcing shot
to his side of the net...
315
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:10,680
The shuttlecock
never came back.
316
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,067
I won the point.
317
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:16,436
But lost my dad.
318
00:14:16,437 --> 00:14:17,705
I'm so sorry.
319
00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:19,539
Ah, well, Carrie...
Don't you worry.
320
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,641
This isn't going to be
happening to your husband.
321
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,810
Do you know what I'm going
to do? I am going to get him
322
00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:25,897
to the best heart specialist
in the city.
323
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:26,980
Oh, no, no, no,
sir, sir,
324
00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:28,248
that's really not necessary.
325
00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:29,817
We already took him
to a specialist.
326
00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:31,319
Oh? Who?
327
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,387
Dr., um,
328
00:14:33,388 --> 00:14:35,606
Habandjasing.
329
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:38,776
Never heard of him. I'm gonna
send him to my specialist.
330
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,494
No, you really
don't need to do that.
331
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:42,062
Carrie...
332
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:45,666
I saw how your husband clutched
his chest and went down.
333
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:48,469
You put that behind
a badminton net,
334
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,471
and it's my dad all over again.
335
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,858
Now, you have your husband
at All Saints Hospital
336
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,859
at 7 a. m. tomorrow.
337
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,028
Oh, and no food
for 12 hours before.
338
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:06,821
Hold on to your skirt.
339
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,024
I had Mario attempt
the very first ever
340
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:11,926
quadruple cheese pizza.
341
00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:15,279
I swear,
it's like I'm holding a body.
342
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,666
Let's dig in.
343
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,833
What?
344
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,294
Right back at ya.
345
00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:32,846
Come on, baby,
win me a stuffed animal.
346
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,174
Carrie, I can't go in there.
I'm claustrophobic.
347
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,676
Well, it's gonna be
a rough half hour for you.
348
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,561
Half hour?
349
00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:48,796
Longer if you move.
350
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,737
Hey, Dad. I'm heating Doug up
some soup. You want some?
351
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,407
No, thank you, darling. I'd like
to talk to you about something.
352
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,642
What's up?
As you may know,
353
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:20,761
I'm twice widowed.
354
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,964
Yes, I heard.
I'm so sorry.
355
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,568
Well, I think it would be
easier for you to handle
356
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:32,223
Doug's impending death if you
begin dealing with it now.
357
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,525
Dad, Doug is not dying.
358
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,360
Still in denial.
359
00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:37,945
Listen to me.
Doug is fine.
360
00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:40,447
You're fooling yourself.
He's a ticking time bomb.
361
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,216
All right.
So what do you want me to do,
362
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,418
put a pillow over his face,
finish him off?
363
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,237
No. That's horrible.
364
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,455
However, if you're asking
365
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,758
for a few minutes
alone with him...
366
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,661
message received.
367
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,264
What's your point?
368
00:16:57,265 --> 00:17:00,668
I want you to look these over,
get familiar with them.
369
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:03,754
Dad,
370
00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:06,457
these are men's profiles
from a dating service.
371
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,591
Exactly.
372
00:17:07,592 --> 00:17:09,076
Now, this time,
373
00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:12,145
I say we go for money.
374
00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:14,481
Huh.
375
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:15,582
Where's my soup?
376
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,618
All right,
hold on to these.
377
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,422
Hey, hon.
378
00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:24,408
How you doin'?
379
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,059
Not too bad.
Who knew it would actually
380
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,662
turn out that I'd be healthy?
Yeah.
381
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,364
And the doctor
said you were big-boned.
382
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:32,299
Who knew that was a real thing,
huh?
383
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:37,088
Listen, uh,
as you know,
384
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,789
I did a lot of thinking
in the hour and a half
385
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,158
you were screaming
in the MRI tube.
386
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:44,345
And I know what you did,
you were just doing for me.
387
00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:45,629
I was.
388
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:48,966
You just... did it in
the stupidest way possible.
389
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,269
Yes, I did.
390
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,554
I just have to realize
with you,
391
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,606
I just need to lower
my expectations.
392
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,443
The lower you go,
the happier you'll be.
393
00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,328
Don't be afraid
to get 'em way down low.
394
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,814
Okay.
395
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,683
Look, I know that...
396
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,519
I have to take more
interest in your work
397
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,122
and things that are
important to you.
398
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,790
Thank you.
399
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,209
Could you do me a favor and just
put the pillow behind my back?
400
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,510
Yeah.
401
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:20,247
Oh, God.
402
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:28,956
Oh, hello, Danny.
403
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,608
Hey there.
404
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,597
Hey, buddy,
how's it goin'?
405
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,899
What's going on here?
406
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,017
What do you mean?
407
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,068
Sink's full of dishes,
408
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:44,204
basket of my dirty
clothes is still there,
409
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,824
and I'm not smelling
any zucchini bread.
410
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,528
Well, I've decided
not to do your chores anymore.
411
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,478
Really?
Yeah.
412
00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:54,047
Well. Well, if that's
the way you feel,
413
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:57,717
then it looks
like Danny the Great...
414
00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:58,852
is on.
415
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,204
Hmm.
416
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,322
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's for me.
417
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:08,712
Good evening,
Trudy.
418
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:11,048
Mom.
What are you doing here?
419
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,700
Spencer invited me
for wine.
420
00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:15,069
Come on in,
sweetie.
421
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,605
Hello, Trudy.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
422
00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:19,974
Can I talk to you
in the kitchen?
423
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:22,076
Oh, sure. I gotta go pour
a couple of glasses
424
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,377
of award-winning Beaujolais.
425
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:29,900
What are you doing?
426
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,102
You know she has
a drinking problem.
427
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,703
Really?
428
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:36,273
Is that gonna make her...
429
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,325
vulnerable?
430
00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:39,743
You wouldn't?
431
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:40,995
I would.
432
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:42,246
You're bluffing.
433
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:45,365
Try me.
Oh, yeah? Try me.
434
00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:53,057
Okay, I'm out.
Me, too. Forget it.
435
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:57,261
I can't believe I opened
a $300 bottle of wine.
436
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,679
I can't believe
I bought a rabbit.
437
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,439
Hey. You ready
to go to lunch?
438
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,608
Yeah. And I'm thinking
soup and a salad?
439
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,209
Well, if those items
come with my lasagna,
440
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,676
we're in the right
restaurant.
441
00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,545
All right, we'll go
wherever you want to go.
442
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:17,147
Just give me
one second, okay?
443
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,883
Doug?
Is that you?
444
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,870
Ah, you're a sight
for sore eyes.
445
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,788
Doug, you remember
meeting Mr. Dugan.
446
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:27,524
Of course I remember
Mr. Dugan.
447
00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:30,026
Please, we're family.
Call me Andrew.
448
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,679
Okay.
Tell me, how you feeling?
449
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,596
Great.
450
00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:33,597
Yeah, and your, uh,
451
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:34,898
doctors gave him a great diet,
452
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,017
and I will make sure
that he sticks to it.
453
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,868
Fantastic.
I'll tell you what.
454
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:40,370
Why don't you go
up to my office,
455
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:43,357
and get Doug a set of Dugan
Group golf club head covers?
456
00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:46,226
I am on it.
457
00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:48,195
Anyway, Doug, it's good
to see you up and about.
458
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:50,698
It makes me feel better
that you feel better.
459
00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:52,066
Oh, thanks so much,
Mr. Dugan.
460
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,534
Ah-ah-ah.
Come on, now, Doug.
461
00:20:53,535 --> 00:20:55,669
What did I tell you
to call me?
462
00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:09,349
Oh. Here are your
golf club things.
463
00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,685
Thanks.
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