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For a guy who can't see
his own reflection,
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Dracula is pretty well groomed.
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Let's see what else is on.
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Oh, leave that.
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Mr. prime minister,
thank you very much.
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Charlie Rose?
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You realize that's PBS.
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Doug, we never watch anything
that broadens our horizons.
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Maybe this will give us
something to talk about.
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We watch TV so we
don't have to talk.
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Let's just try it.
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He finds himself in the center
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of today's most pressing issues-
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the war on terror,
future shape of Europe-
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who's he interviewing?
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It says right there, the
prime minister of Turkey.
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I gotta level with you. I'd rather see
an interview with an actual Turkey.
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All right. Shh!
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Tell me what role you
think Turkey can play
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in shaping-
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bet you 5 bucks Charlie
picks up his water glass
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in the next 30 seconds.
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Come on.
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I'll give you 3-to-1 odds.
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All right, you're on. Okay.
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Come on. You're bored
and thirsty, Charlie.
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Come on, pick it up, buddy.
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Come on, pick it up.
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Charlie, don't do
it, don't do it!
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Take a sip. Hey, sipsy Russell!
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Want to go double or nothing
on masterpiece theater?
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Ah, Douglas.
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What is that powerful aroma?
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I could ask the same thing.
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Is that some kind
of melted sandwich?
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Yes, it is, and I don't
want you shedding on it,
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so could you step back?
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So, I can't be near your food.
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Then I assume you'd
really get upset
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if I touched it like this, huh?
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Actually, all you did
was touch hot butter.
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Excuse me. I need some salve.
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Oh, hey.
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Did you get fitted for your suit
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for my cousin Faye's wedding?
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No, but it's right at the
top of my to-do list.
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Honey, you understand the
wedding is in 2 weeks,
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and you are a guy who
needs a tailor's help.
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Ok, do you understand
the concept
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behind a grilled
cheese sandwich?
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If the cheese cools, this
was all for nothing.
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All I'm asking you to
do is get the suit!
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And all I'm asking
you to do is shutty.
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Ohh!
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Doug!
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Oh, my God, are you ok?
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Cheese still hot.
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Ok, try to keep the
weight on the other foot.
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Let's plant you on the couch.
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I don't have to remind
you to do that.
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All right, remember
the doctor said
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to keep your foot elevated,
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and you have to take your
pills every 3 hours.
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Next one's at 4:00.
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Did he happen to
mention what time
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you're going to say you're sorry
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for pushing me down the stairs!
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I didn't push you. You fell.
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Because you hit me!
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Because you didn't get fitted for
your suit like I asked you to!
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So you cripple me?
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And for the time you ripped
up my vogue magazine
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'cause you had to
make your collage.
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It wasn't a collage.
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I was constructing
the perfect woman.
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Ok...
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Anyway, the doctor said
you're not crippled.
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With a month of physical
therapy, you'll be fine.
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Oh, just a month...
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And every day it rains
for the rest of my life!
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I understand that
you're upset, ok?
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But you do understand that I
didn't mean to hurt you, right?
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I want to believe that.
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What?
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I just came up for
a glass of water.
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I don't want any trouble.
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Come on, dad. It
was an accident.
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You could have killed him.
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With him being
basically uninsurable,
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where would that leave us?
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All right, would you back off?
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It wasn't my fault.
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Shame on you, Carrie.
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I've pushed many people
down flights of stairs,
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but damn it, I've
always owned up to it.
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Ok, physical therapy's
on the 2nd floor.
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Oh, the snack bar's
on the 5th floor.
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This day just keeps
getting better.
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What the hell?
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That is sick!
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Hey, excuse me,
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what's that?
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That right there is a little
thing called "slamball."
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Great, another cool
thing we can't do
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because of Carrie.
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Yeah, we can't...
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We can.
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Hey, put us down for tomorrow.
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Heffernan. H-e-f-f-
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whoa. Don't get ahead
of yourself, chief.
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We got a 3-month waiting list.
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Hey! You can't touch him there.
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Have you changed your pants
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since you fell down the stairs?
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It's a whole thing
getting them off.
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Just...
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Hey, guys. Hey, Carrie.
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How'd your physical therapy go?
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Pretty rough.
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Worked some deep
tissue on my thigh
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while I went to my safe place.
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Anyway, I thought you
might be hungry,
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so I got you some burgers
from white castle.
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Oh, thank you.
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And I know you like the fries
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from the bowling alley,
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so there you go.
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Great.
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I'll be right back with a soda.
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I got to tell you-
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I feel like going
home and having Kelly
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push me down some stairs.
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What are you talking about?
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I've never seen
Carrie serve you.
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Or smile at you.
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She's just acting all nice.
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I bet she feels guilty.
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No, it's much more than that.
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It's a fundamental change.
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The whole balance of power
has shifted to you.
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Get out of here.
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As long as you keep
that thing on your leg,
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I bet you get anything you want.
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Here you go.
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You all set?
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Um... actually, you know what,
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could you just take the
pickles off the burgers?
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Sure.
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And then chop them
up into little bits,
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and then put them
back on like relish?
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I wasn't kidding.
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Oh, ok.
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What's up?
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Well, the swelling's gone,
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and you've got full
mobility back.
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Oh... what?
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It wasn't as bad as we thought.
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You're 100 percent.
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Ok, that is completely
unacceptable.
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I'm going to need to
speak to your manager.
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Um, you can pay on your way out.
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I was promised a month
of pain and discomfort.
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I was promised a month. A month!
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Come on, man.
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You had a hell of a ride.
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Oh, God...
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Now I got to go to her
cousin's wedding on Saturday.
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So? It's just a wedding.
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It's a wiccan wedding!
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What the hell is that?
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They're witches.
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And not hot witches like
Tabitha or Sabrina.
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It's going to be a nightmare.
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What are you going to do?
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I got to keep this thing going.
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Here. You know what?
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Hobble me.
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How am I going to
hobble you with this?
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Just do it.
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No!
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Fine. Then I'll
do it, all right?
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Here...
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Coward!
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Ugh!
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Doug, is that you?
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Yeah, be right up.
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah. I'm... fine.
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What happened? I thought
you were getting better.
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I was.
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I was at physical therapy today,
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and I told the guy
to really test me,
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and it felt good for a while,
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but then I heard this sound.
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It was like a...
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A snap...
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Crackle... sound.
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Honey, you shouldn't
have pushed it.
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I know. It's just that I, uh...
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Ah, never mind. It's...
it's stupid.
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What? Tell me.
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I really wanted
to dance with you
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at your cousin's
wedding, you know?
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Outside, under the stars.
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Oh, baby. That's so sweet.
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But you know what? You're
not going to the wedding.
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I'm not going to risk
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having you hurt yourself again.
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I'll be fine. Just prop
me up against a tree.
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I am going!
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Oh, God!
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Baby! Oh, my-
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oh, God! Oh!
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Are you ok? Here, let's get you-
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oh, God!
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You don't get cute with a knee.
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I know that now.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Mmm...
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Listen, is there
anything I can do?
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Make you feel better?
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Actually...
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There's like 3 leftover
white castle downstairs.
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Can you re-heat them?
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Yes, yes. Thanks.
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Doug, please, you don't
have to carry my bag.
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I want to see my baby off.
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All right. Let me get it.
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No, I got it! I
have to learn, ok!
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Ok, baby. And thank you.
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I got it.
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All right.
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Deacon, you're going
to be with him, right?
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Don't worry. We'll get him
through this together.
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Ok. Thank you.
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Bye, honey.
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All right.
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I don't care what you told her,
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I'm not giving you
a sponge bath.
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How about just a shampoo?
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You are such a wuss.
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This guy just bought a stun gun.
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I work in the subway.
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I need this for protection.
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Actually, in his defense,
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he has been beaten, set on fire,
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and violated twice.
248
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Anyway, that little stun gun
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is not going to stop anyone.
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Really? Why don't I
try it out on you?
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Make it worth my while.
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I'll give you 20 bucks.
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20 bucks... no, thanks.
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I'll kick in 20.
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Yeah, me, too.
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But you can't scream.
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Open your jacket.
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Pay up.
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I'll have to owe you.
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Oh, that's your phone.
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Could you get it?
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Wh-oh, yeah.
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No, no, no. - we want
it, we'll take it.
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All right. Thanks.
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Guys, remember how the
slamball court was booked?
268
00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:37,939
Well, there's been
a cancellation
269
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,540
and we have it Wednesday night.
270
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,843
That's awesome.
271
00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:43,477
Wait a sec. You can't go.
272
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,478
You just convinced Carrie
273
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,014
you had a major setback.
274
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:48,850
So? I'll just get all
better by slamball.
275
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,651
You're going to go from crippled
to jumping on a trampoline
276
00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:51,652
in 3 days?
277
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,954
She'll never buy it.
278
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,405
How about this?
279
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,874
She comes home
Sunday night, right?
280
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,641
I tell her I iced
my knee all weekend
281
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,177
and the swelling went down.
282
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:02,280
Monday, I drop my
crutch in front of her,
283
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,397
I put weight on the knee,
284
00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:04,982
it goes well.
285
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,985
Guys, I can't see
out of my left eye.
286
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,677
Tuesday, my doctor calls,
the x-rays look good.
287
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,378
You're going to get your doctor
288
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:18,913
to go along with this?
289
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,582
I think so, because
my doctor is you.
290
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,451
Ooh! I'm an orthopedist.
291
00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:25,103
Then, Wednesday morning,
292
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,172
I invite Carrie out for a walk.
293
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,557
She becomes a partner
in my recovery,
294
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:33,694
12 hours later, slamball!
295
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,272
Honey, I'm home!
296
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,849
Hey.
297
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,084
Hey, baby.
298
00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:58,452
You're home from the wedding early.
How was it?
299
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,805
I don't know what
I enjoyed more,
300
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,207
the mud dancing or
the actual ceremony,
301
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,676
which I'm pretty
sure was officiated
302
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,143
by a crow.
303
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,613
Officiated by a crow.
304
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,381
Anyway, I've been icing
my knee all weekend,
305
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,784
and I think the
swelling went down.
306
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,969
I think I got sap in my hair.
307
00:14:15,037 --> 00:14:16,121
Oh, geez.
308
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,757
Wow, I got a little
weight on her.
309
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,359
Doesn't feel too bad. Almost
a little bounce on there.
310
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,560
Bouncy.
311
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,129
That's great, honey.
312
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,798
Hey, maybe later on
we'll go for a walk.
313
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,965
Ok.
314
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,159
Arthur, why are the lights off?
315
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:43,731
You'll see me when
the time is right.
316
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,398
What's going on?
317
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:48,402
I'm just looking at
some family photos.
318
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,939
I think Carrie will find
this one interesting.
319
00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:56,611
No cast, no crutches.
320
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,481
So what? That picture could
have been taken a year ago.
321
00:14:59,548 --> 00:15:05,353
Look at the cover
of that magazine.
322
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:10,007
It features a clearly
pregnant Katie Holmes.
323
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,742
Damn it!
324
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,595
And the next one was taken
325
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,331
before yesterday's
knickerbocker game.
326
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:22,720
And my personal favorite-
327
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,939
you receiving the
news about the return
328
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,441
of the mcrib sandwich.
329
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,731
Turn it off.
330
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,315
Turn it off!
331
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:38,853
What do you want, old man?
332
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,822
I want what you've got.
333
00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:42,023
What are you talking about?
334
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,358
I'm talking about power.
335
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,659
From now on, I'm getting
everything I want from Carrie
336
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:46,794
through you!
337
00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:48,780
Oh, no, you're not.
338
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:49,981
I'm taking this.
339
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:51,816
The negatives are in a locker
340
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,802
at the Staten Island Y.
341
00:15:56,838 --> 00:15:57,838
Hey, honey?
342
00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:00,775
Do you know what you
want for dinner?
343
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,677
Liver and onions.
344
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,846
Oh, no, no, no-
345
00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:07,432
liver and onions. Say it.
346
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,770
Liver and onions.
347
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,740
Really? Ok.
348
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,465
Yo, slamball time.
349
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,766
I can't go.
350
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,935
What? What happened
to the 3-day plan?
351
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:29,721
It was going great until
Arthur found out.
352
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,255
Now he's blackmailing me,
353
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,090
so I got to keep
pretending I'm hurt.
354
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,375
What's all this?
355
00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:36,644
He's making me sort out his
dirty playing cards...
356
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:39,313
By cup size.
357
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:43,317
That one belongs
in its own pile.
358
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,253
Come on, man. We need 4 guys.
359
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,155
Douglas, stop dilly-dallying.
360
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,389
I've had some drambuie
361
00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:50,624
and I want to play solitaire.
362
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,063
Let's do this. I'm doin' it.
363
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,297
You sure?
364
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,499
I'll just tell Carrie I'm
going to physical therapy.
365
00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,734
What about Arthur?
366
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,103
Give me 10 minutes.
367
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:06,808
How's the borscht?
368
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,043
First-rate.
369
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,562
Shame Carrie had to go
all the way to yonkers
370
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,533
to get it for "you."
371
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,101
Yeah, it's too bad.
372
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:22,556
Strange... I feel a
bit light-headed.
373
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:26,293
That's funny. What
do I have here?
374
00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:31,782
Oh, the sleeping pills
that Carrie got for "me."
375
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:39,006
I must say, you played the
part of the lumbering imbecile
376
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:40,875
quite well.
377
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,344
Well, thank you. And
when you start to drool,
378
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:44,845
keep it in the bowl.
379
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,687
Give me the ball.
380
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,673
I'm open!
381
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,684
Hi, I'm Carrie Heffernan.
382
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,885
Oh, you're Doug's wife.
383
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,487
Yes. My father
wrote me this note
384
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:12,289
before he fell asleep.
385
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:13,658
"Help... Doug."
386
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,509
He had an appointment
with you today.
387
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,061
Is he all right?
388
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:17,946
I haven't seen him in 2 weeks,
389
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,213
ever since his knee was better.
390
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:22,283
Better? What do you mean?
He had a huge setback.
391
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,186
He did? Well, have him call me.
392
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,797
Yeah! Whoo!
393
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,083
Whoo-hoo-hoo-yeow!
394
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,284
Yeah!
395
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,290
Hey... car.
396
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,659
Kind of crazy therapy, huh?
397
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,512
You've been faking
this whole time?
398
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,898
No, not the whole time.
399
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,349
Get off of there.
400
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:56,434
No.
401
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,569
Doug, don't bounce away from me.
402
00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:03,023
Do you know what you
put me through? Huh?
403
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,192
All the things you
made me do for you.
404
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,295
Some things I can't
even mention.
405
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:09,730
You made me feel so guilty
406
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:10,865
that I've been
actually listening
407
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,967
to anger management tapes.
408
00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:14,602
You may want to pop one in now.
409
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,203
You think this is funny?
410
00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:17,938
Let me tell you some-
411
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:19,640
Doug... ok.
412
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:21,575
Doug...
413
00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:25,363
You know what, Doug?
414
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,148
I can't believe you did this!
415
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,382
I'm sorry, ok?
416
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,801
Oh, you're sorry.
That's not good enough!
417
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,223
Yeah. It's fun, right?
418
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,226
I'm still mad at you.
419
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:39,093
Try the sit down.
420
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,178
I don't want to.
421
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,445
Whoo!
422
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,663
Give it a shot.
423
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:44,198
Come on.
424
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,066
Whoo!
425
00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:48,819
There you go! It's great, right?
426
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:49,703
Bounce it out.
427
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,838
Go higher.
428
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,156
I don't want to. I'm scared.
429
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,357
You do it, honey.
430
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,892
Ok, watch me.
431
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,861
Go higher, baby.
432
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,246
Higher, baby. Come on, higher!
433
00:19:58,313 --> 00:19:59,363
Higher!
434
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,315
Ohh!
435
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,503
I got Danny.
436
00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,539
I'll take Carrie.
437
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:27,941
I got Arthur.
438
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,550
Um...
439
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,371
Come on!
440
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,740
All right.
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