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Oh, leave it.
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What was it?
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A special on the aztec ruins.
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Unless it's boobs or football,
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I ain't slowing down.
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It's actually very fascinating.
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Give it up, Spence.
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We're not spending our vacation
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on an archeological dig.
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We have to decide
someplace to go.
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How about Brokeback Mountain?
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Look, I have an airline
companion ticket.
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It expires if I don't
use it in two weeks.
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We should be using
it to go to Vegas.
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So I can watch you lose
our redecorating money?
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No, thanks.
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You know what, guys?
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It's getting late and
this whole conversation
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is making me feel... Bad inside.
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So, uh, come on.
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You're kicking us out?
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Not physically. That
would be a hate crime.
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Come on.
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I thought you were
going to sleep.
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Oh, yeah. I'm just reading.
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Biography of Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Wow. You got to float that
by me when you're done.
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What are you doing?
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Saying my prayers.
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Doug, how many times
have I asked you
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not to eat in bed?
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I'm sorry, and out
of respect for you,
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I tried to hide it.
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I'm serious.
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Look, you got Poppy
seeds all over the bed.
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First of all,
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there are no Poppy seeds on a
Doug Heffernan sandwich, and...
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Those are moving.
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Ok...
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Well, I checked the bedroom.
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Great news.
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Oh, thank God.
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Let me finish.
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Great news if you love bedbugs.
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'Cause you got a
crapload full of them.
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Bedbugs? Really? Is
that a real thing?
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There's a lot of
myths about bedbugs,
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but one thing's for certain-
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they're as disease-ridden
as a one-eyed whore.
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I told you not to eat in bed.
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That's another myth
about bedbugs.
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They're not food scavengers.
They feed off human blood.
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Take a look at how
engorged that bad boy is.
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Oh, my God.
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Looks like the guy that
bit me last night.
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Ooh, where'd he get you?
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Right in the leg.
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Let's have a little look-see.
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I'm actually... I'm good.
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Scooch up those pants.
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Come on, chop, chop.
There we go.
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Ok...
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So, how's it looking down there?
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I do not like the
look of that mole.
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Ok, you know what?
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How about the bug bite?
What about the bite?
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Well, it's odd. It's one
of the larger strains,
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usually found in
more humid climates.
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Have you guys been
down to the Caribbean
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or Florida recently?
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No.
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Your dad was.
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That's right.
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He stayed at that motel
in boynton beach.
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Think he got it from there?
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Did he bring anything
back from the motel,
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like a towel or a washcloth?
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No, but he did bring
back a set of sheets!
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Yep. And a lamp.
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Bingo. Where is he now?
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I'd like to give his
body a once-over.
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I'm guessing you wouldn't.
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Actually, he's on
another vacation.
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So, how can we
take care of this?
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Well, you call your friendly,
qualified exterminator
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to kick some bedbug arse.
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What's that going to cost us?
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Let's see. Two floors,
the basement.
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Carry the 2.
Boom-boom-diddy-bop...
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Uh, you're looking
at about 11 hundred.
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No, I'm looking in
the yellow pages
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under "cheaper bug guy."
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Doug.
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Doug, how are we going to
get rid of these bugs?
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Would you let me handle it?
I'll handle it, ok?
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Yeah. We're good. Thanks.
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Ok, well, good luck, folks.
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Sleep tight and...
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I think you know the rest.
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If we share a hotel room,
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it's not going to
cost you a cent.
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Look, we spend a couple hours
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on the dig in the morning,
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then after that, it's
a total party scene.
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We can get totally wasted.
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Mom, just think about it, ok?
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Now can we go to Vegas? No.
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I want to go to the aztec ruins.
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We got to decide this somehow.
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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No, you always throw late.
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That's how we ended up with
those mama's family DVDs.
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How about we play
trivial pursuit?
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No way. You know too many...
things.
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That's like me saying,
let's wrestle for it.
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Ok.
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What?
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Let's wrestle for it.
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Fine.
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Good.
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I'll give you a
couple days to train.
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Ok, baby, let's go.
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I got to wait for my hot pocket.
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What? Honey, I just
set off the bug bomb.
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I said I was going to do it.
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How long will that take?
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I got two more minutes.
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In 30 seconds, there will
be pesticide everywhere.
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Why do you have to
have a hot pocket now?
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I have a problem, ok?
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Now's not the time to remind me.
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Just hurry up, all right, babe?
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Come on!
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So, I just got off the phone
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with the Republic motel
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to complain that they
gave my dad bedbugs.
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To apologize,
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they're sending over vouchers
for one week's free stay.
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Idiots...
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That's like when I
found the nasal strip
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in my chili at the diner.
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They gave me two
free bowls of chili.
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Only difference is we're not
going to that infested motel
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and you ate all that chili.
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And most of the nasal strip.
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Again, I thought it was bacon.
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Good night, baby.
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Whoa. Aren't you, uh...
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Forgetting something?
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What?
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How about a thank you
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for saving us 11 hundred bucks
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with my brilliant bug bomb idea?
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Oh, yeah. Thank you, baby.
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Well, thank you for
rocking my world.
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Doug, I said not tonight.
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What?
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Stop tickling my leg.
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I'm nowhere near you.
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Aaahhh... yuck!
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They're back!
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You and your brilliant
bug bomb idea!
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You had to cheap-out, right?
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It was your stinking dad who brought
them here in the first place.
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Like your parents are so clean?
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They are. You can
eat off my parents.
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Oh, my God. Are they in my hair?
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By the way, you've made your
share of stupid decisions.
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I can think of one right now.
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Ohh...
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So, you want to be alone?
Well, you got it, sister,
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because I ain't
sleeping here tonight.
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Where are you going?
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Deacon's. Yeah, so sleep tight.
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And you know the rest!
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Hey, man. What's going on?
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Carrie and I are in the
middle of this whole thing,
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so can I crash on your couch?
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Yeah. Well...
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Tell him no.
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Here's the thing.
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Carrie called and
told us about...
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Your problem.
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Damn it!
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Listen, man, I'm clean! You
got to believe me! I'm clean!
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Hold on.
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Let's let him stay.
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I don't want him near the kids.
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He can take his clothes
off in the hallway.
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You really want him doing that?
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I can't throw him
out in the street.
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Look, he says he's clean.
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Look.
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Morning.
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Morning. Morning.
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Oh, Lisa, those are nice earrings.
Are they new?
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Please don't touch me.
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What's going on?
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Did Doug call you?
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No.
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He sent a mass e-mail.
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No, Frederick. We'll
wait for the next one.
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What's wrong, grandma?
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Come, Frederick. Now.
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Keep walking, grandmama.
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That's right, I got bedbugs.
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Who wants some, huh? What's up?
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Hey. Hey.
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All right, he's here.
Now we can get started.
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Get started with what?
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I told you guys I'm not
giving you a tandem massage.
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No, no, no-we
still can't decide
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where to go on vacation,
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so we're wrestling for it.
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We need you to ref.
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I don't know anything
about wrestling.
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Call "match" when you see
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one of us pin the other.
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And make sure there's
no illegal stuff
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like low-blows or eye-gouging,
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all right?
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Can I gouge my own eyes out?
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All-righty, let's do this!
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You are in for a greco-Roman
pounding, my friend.
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You guys got anything to eat?
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Yeah, leftover Chinese.
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Second shelf, towards the back.
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Soda's in the door.
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Mmm.
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You know, this mu
shu's really good.
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Where did you get it from?
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Szechuan village.
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Mmm.
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I got to remember that.
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Where are you guys
at, wrestling-wise?
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I'm about to make
my move right now.
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Yeah. That's if your
move is to submit to me.
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That's it. Pin!
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It's my kids' bedtime.
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I'll check on you guys tomorrow.
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Come on, man. You can't go.
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We need a ref.
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Otherwise, this
doesn't look right.
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I don't understand.
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I bug-bombed the whole house.
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Bug-bombed?
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That's like the worst
thing you can do.
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All that stuff does
is make them horny.
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I should have used some
of that on her, huh?
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You can still get
rid of them, right?
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Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
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I've got a very
special pesticide
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for infestations like this.
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I can't tell you its name,
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but you can only
get it in Korea.
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So, it's 11 hundred, right?
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Oh, God, no.
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That was before you organized
this little love-in here.
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No, uh... it's going to
be at least 25 hundred.
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25 hundred?
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I want you to kill them,
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not send them to private school.
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Ok, stop.
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We will pay it, all right?
265
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:57,686
Just get rid of them.
266
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,387
How long is it going to take?
267
00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:02,524
Well, if I get
started right away
268
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,126
and work all night-
269
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,245
uh...
270
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,848
I could probably have you
bug free by the morning.
271
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:13,218
So, we got to sleep
downstairs, huh?
272
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,703
Not unless you have a
protective bubble.
273
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,672
And if you're blinking
at 25 hundred,
274
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:18,941
I'm guessing you don't.
275
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,595
I'll let you two pack.
276
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,482
Where are we going to go?
277
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,817
I guess we could
stay at a hotel.
278
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:31,753
What's $200 more on your bill.
279
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,888
I don't have to stay in a hotel.
280
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,240
I don't have to stay
in a hotel, either.
281
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,608
So, what do you suggest?
282
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,444
Well, my dad always said,
283
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,946
if I married you I'd wind
up sleeping in a car,
284
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,082
and...
285
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,902
So, you, uh...
286
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,604
You want to, uh...
287
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,639
Oh, my God. You're
kidding me, right?
288
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,474
I don't know.
289
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,076
When this Jeep's a-rockin',
290
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,045
do not come knockin'.
291
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,014
All right. Good night, hon.
292
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,372
There's a man staring at us.
293
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,576
Ooh. Good call on the
not getting naked.
294
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,512
Hey.
295
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,682
Wow. Looks pretty roomy.
296
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,016
Do I know you?
297
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,919
Oh, sorry. I'm Phil Hauser.
298
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,153
I live down the street.
299
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:24,689
All right.
300
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,840
My daughter Emily sold you
301
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,376
all those girl scout
cookies last year.
302
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,111
You bought so many thin mints,
303
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,348
to whole troop was able
to go to Busch Gardens.
304
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,150
That's great. You know-
305
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:37,885
I never got my coconut clusters.
306
00:15:37,954 --> 00:15:40,288
Well, that's not ok.
307
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,791
Give me your number.
I'll get back to you.
308
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,444
You have a pen?
309
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,545
Um... no, sorry.
310
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,064
I've got one in the
glove compartment.
311
00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:50,731
Stop... stop!
312
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,033
What?
313
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,368
You know what?
314
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,570
We are in our bedroom
right now, ok?
315
00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:57,572
Do we come to your
bedroom talking cookies?
316
00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:59,640
No, we don't.
317
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,778
Finish up your
business, snowflake.
318
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,047
We're going.
319
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,283
Great.
320
00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:09,784
You want to know the chances
321
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,620
of me seeing those
coconut clusters?
322
00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:13,054
Goose egg.
323
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,457
All right, you know what?
324
00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:17,025
My back is killing me,
325
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,092
people are staring at us,
326
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:19,161
we'll never get to sleep here.
327
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,529
What do you want to do?
328
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,097
Let's just go someplace to
kill some time until morning.
329
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,700
Fine... oh, boy.
330
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:26,701
What?
331
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,036
Don't panic,
332
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:31,306
but I think Pete's spraying
the living room in your bra.
333
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:29,981
Look at this.
334
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,038
Drinking, staying out all night-
335
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,420
really takes me back to
my junior college days.
336
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,691
Oh, yeah? All 12 of them?
337
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,504
12 more than you.
338
00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:42,628
Just shut up. Get me some
more peanuts, please.
339
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,964
Can we get some more peanuts?
340
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,365
Hello!
341
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,301
Can't you see the man is
busy doing scratch-offs?
342
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,203
Here, take mine. Thank you.
343
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,273
I'm Mike, and that's
my wife Nancy.
344
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,607
Oh, hey. Doug and Carrie.
345
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,910
You guys look like
you've had a wild night.
346
00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:59,295
You should have seen
us an hour ago.
347
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:02,932
We really raised the roof
at rite-aid, right, babe?
348
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,617
I hope that blood pressure
machine wasn't accurate,
349
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,322
because if it was I
got to make a call.
350
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,124
Anyway, we're just
killing some time.
351
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,960
We're getting some work
done on our house.
352
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:15,828
Oh, I hear that.
353
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,097
We just put a hot tub
in our backyard.
354
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,231
Took forever.
355
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,933
But it was worth it.
356
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,868
Oh, yeah.
357
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,755
Last call! Closing time!
358
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:28,156
It was nice meeting you guys.
359
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,959
Listen, no reason the
night has to end here.
360
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,761
What do you mean?
361
00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:34,446
Why don't you guys come
362
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,981
and hang out at our place?
363
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,050
I'll open a bottle of wine,
get the hot tub going-
364
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,386
I'm just saying-
365
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,288
I think the four of us
366
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,890
could have a pretty good time.
367
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,299
I don't know.
368
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,218
Well, think about it.
369
00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:58,520
I'm going to take
care of our tab.
370
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,559
Well, let's go, baby. Come on.
371
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,214
Are you kidding me?
372
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,116
What? Doug, they have a house.
373
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,919
And where I come from,
that's better than a Jeep.
374
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,573
Carrie, I'm pretty sure
they want to swing with us.
375
00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:19,825
So what? We get in the hot tub,
376
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,627
and then we go-ugh-
377
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,829
we're too tired
to swing tonight,
378
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:26,265
and then we're in their
guest bedroom, no big deal.
379
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,850
It's never going to work.
380
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,785
Did you see the way she
was eye-balling me?
381
00:19:29,853 --> 00:19:32,488
She wants this!
382
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,508
You know what?
383
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,576
I am willing to roll
the dice on that one.
384
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,844
Ok, let's go.
385
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:39,712
Come on.
386
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,197
Great. With all your whining,
387
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,933
they closed the deal
with another couple now!
388
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,403
What are we doing here?
389
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,771
You know what, baby?
You're right.
390
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,340
I need to sleep.
391
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,607
I'm just sick of you right now.
392
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,476
I'm so sick of you, too.
393
00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,545
Why don't I call Pete,
394
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,280
the bug guy, and
see if he's done.
395
00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:00,082
That's a good idea.
396
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,469
Hey, Pete, hi, it's Carrie.
397
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,338
Are you done yet?
398
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,707
What?
399
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,243
How long will it take
you to find the queen?
400
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,646
Oh, my-ok-good-bye.
401
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,514
He said it's going to
be another 3 days.
402
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,784
3 days!
403
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,320
Now we got to pay more
money for a hotel!
404
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,204
Actually, you know what?
405
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:24,122
We have those free vouchers
406
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,024
for the motel my dad stayed at.
407
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,828
If you want to drive to Florida.
408
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,863
I don't...
409
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,699
But I know someone who will.
410
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,001
How great did this work out?
411
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,302
You got to gamble,
412
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,905
I got to excavate a native
American campground.
413
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,306
Everybody wins.
414
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,109
Yeah, we really have Doug and
Carrie to thank for this one.
415
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,678
We sure do.
416
00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,536
This is actually pretty nice.
417
00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:08,628
Yeah.
418
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,557
Hey, what do you think
they do with those mats?
419
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:18,961
I don't know, but don't
walk on them barefoot.
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