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I know your place is
a bed and breakfast,
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but where are we at
with the other meals?
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Included? Not included?
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Awesome.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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My wife's coming down,
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and this trip is a
surprise for her.
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Ok. Bye.
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Hey! There she is.
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Hey.
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Oh, no need.
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I already poured you a cup
of coffee right here.
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And got your cereal
out ready to go.
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Gonna have a little
cereal there?
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Mmm, nah.
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Really? It's specially
formulated for women.
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I've had two bowls,
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and already I'm feeling bloated
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and a little moody.
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Ha ha ha. Come on.
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Fine, I'll have some cereal.
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All right.
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That's all your having?
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Let me top you off here.
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That's all right.
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That's ok, it's good cereal.
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Hey, really, stop.
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Whoa!
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What is that?
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The sugar creek bed
and breakfast?
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What the hell is this?
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Yep. Pack your bags, baby,
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'cause this weekend,
I am taking you
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to a little, quaint rustic inn
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boasting Mountain views
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and scenic walks along
a romantic stream.
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You planned a
surprise trip for us?
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Yep.
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And it's not to cooperstown?
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Nope.
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Actually, it's near cooperstown.
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But we're blowing
right past that.
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Ok, no-this weekend's all about
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Doug, Carrie,
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and a little thing I
like to call love.
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Honey, that is so sweet.
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Mmm!
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Thank you!
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This place looks great!
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Yeah-there is a little
bit of bad news.
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Sugar creek doesn't
actually have
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any sugar in it.
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I checked.
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Well.
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Douglas. Darling.
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Hey, dad, Doug is
taking me upstate
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for the weekend.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I'll do my best not to die
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while you sip pina coladas
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'neath the swaying palm trees.
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Either way, don't call.
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Hmm.
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Dad, come on, you'll have
the house to yourself.
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Plus, a perfect
chance to do tal-chi
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in your shorty kimono.
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Actually...
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There's a rather
fetching widow I met
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at the senior center.
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She winked at me
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during the pledge of allegiance.
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Oh.
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You want to invite her over?
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For God's sake,
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your mother died 20 years ago!
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When will you let me move on?!
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Huh?! Huh?!
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Look at this!
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Oh, this is great.
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Wow.
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A lot of kitty cats.
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Hey, check this out.
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Myrtle-
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welcome, welcome.
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I'm Betty chapin, innkeeper.
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Hi. Carrie and Doug Heffernan.
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Beautiful place you have.
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Yeah, everything's so dainty.
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Well, people were a lot smaller
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100 years ago.
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You know why? No arby's.
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Arby's! Ha ha ha!
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You gotta tell that
one to my husband Ed.
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Ok, so let's get
you two signed in.
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Oh, ok.
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I'll sign in.
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Uh...
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How do I do this here?
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I'm guessing it's-
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oh. Uh...
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It's over right in here.
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Excuse me-excuse-
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I just need you-
I just need you-
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now, just...
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Can you-
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Doug heffer is fine.
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That's fine. That's good.
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Well, you must be tired
from your long drive,
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so let's get you
up to your room.
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Ok.
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I put you in number 7.
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I hope you like antique dolls.
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I do, just as long
as their eyes close.
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People were a lot smaller
a long time ago.
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Here we are.
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Huh? Huh?!
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Oh, it's adorable.
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Oh, look! A fireplace!
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Actually, we had
to seal that up.
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The squirrels would
crawl in there
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and get trapped in the flue
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and then, well...
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Basically, liquefy.
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Here's your bathroom.
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Now, I made sure you
had plenty of towels.
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And if you need anything,
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I would-
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oh!
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Ed, what are you doing?
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I told you we had guests coming.
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Well, they're early.
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Why didn't you just use
the shower downstairs?
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You know that doctor told me
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I'm supposed to soak it.
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Well, just get out.
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All right.
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Mmm.
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Ed seemed nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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And clean.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Needless to say,
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that's my husband Ed. Ah!
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Well, anyhoo,
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dinner's at 5:00,
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and then out come
the board games.
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I hope you two aren't shy,
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because Ed and me
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play a mean game of balderdash.
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Balderdash.
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That wasn't even
in the brochure.
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You do like it here, right?
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Yeah.
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It's fine.
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And you know what?
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I love you for thinking of it.
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Nothing I haven't seen before.
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Then general patton
turned to me and said,
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"that's the best damn cup
of coffee I ever had.
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Now, let's win this war."
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Oh, Arthur.
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I mean, what an. - what an
amazing life you've led.
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I go where the stars need me.
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Now, let me freshen
your grasshopper.
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Oh.
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Would you excuse me a moment?
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Hey, Arthur...
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Hey!
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What you got going
on in there, my man?
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I bought her dinner.
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I'm getting her liquored up.
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What do you think is going on?
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All right. All right.
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I'll get out of your hair.
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Look, Carrie said you
needed some milk,
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so... Fine.
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All right.
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Hey...
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Play on, player.
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Who was that?
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A jehovah's witness.
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Now they give you milk.
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Like that's gonna
turn me around.
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Arthur, it's-it's getting late.
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I think I should be going.
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No, no.
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I want you to hear
Robert mitchum
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"sings calypso."
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It's positively savage.
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Oh.
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But won't your
children be home soon?
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What?
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Children?
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I live alone.
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Oh, well, j-
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Josephine told me that, um...
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That this house belongs to
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your daughter and son-in-law.
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Josephine also thinks
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her fish sticks talk to her.
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Ha ha.
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No, no. I-I live alone.
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Oh, well, I think I
should be going.
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Uh, uh-
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please, Annette,
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it gets so lonely
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in this big,
completely-paid-off house.
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And...
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Your laughter has
made it come alive.
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I don't want that to end.
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Oh, well...
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There is a...
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Midnight bus.
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So, when are the rest of
the guests coming down?
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Oh, you two are it.
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For the whole weekend?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, it's been like this
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ever since they opened
that damn Hyatt.
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There's a Hyatt?
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Yeah, right over there
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on the other side of the woods.
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It's a disgrace.
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They even tore down
the smelting plant
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just to add a luxury spa.
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A spa?
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What's up?
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Marmalade really
likes you, Doug.
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He does?
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Is there an area where he eats?
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Or, you know...
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You know why marmalade
likes him so much,
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don't you?
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Who does Doug look just like?
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I don't know.
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Yes, you do.
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Doug is the spitting image
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of Ed Jr.
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Well, that's our son.
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Does Ed Jr have
the same appetite
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this one's got?
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We don't talk about Ed Jr.
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Ok.
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When he walked out of
here 12 years ago,
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we stopped having a son.
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Ed!
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Betty. Ed!
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Betty!
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What's up with that
last drumstick?
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Oh.
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Coming right up.
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It's not too dry then?
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Oh, it's delicious.
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Oh. I'm so relieved.
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You know, this Turkey was
still frozen this morning.
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So, I had to put it
in the tub upstairs
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to defrost.
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Ugh!
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I am still tasting that Turkey.
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I'm still tasting Ed.
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Well, we...
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We should probably
head downstairs.
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What?
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We got chutes and
ladders in 5 minutes.
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Chutes and ladders?
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Doug, the only
ladder I want to see
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is the one that's getting
me out that window.
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Oh, come-
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come on, so we had a
little tub Turkey.
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All right, let's try
and move past it.
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What are you-what
are you saying?
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You actually want to stay here?
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I wanted this whole weekend
to be great for you.
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And it can be great, honey...
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At the Hyatt.
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Doug, is that you?
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Yeah, uh, first off,
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just, I want-love that place!
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And we love having you.
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00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,846
Yeah, about that...
282
00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:41,483
You know, I gotta tell you,
283
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,185
the way business has been,
284
00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:44,286
Ed and me thought
285
00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,488
we were gonna have to
shut down for sure.
286
00:11:46,556 --> 00:11:50,092
And then God has sent
us you and Carrie-
287
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:53,261
our two angels...
288
00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:54,896
Giving us hope.
289
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,014
Ok, come on. She's sleeping.
290
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:17,702
Shh!
291
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,746
Ooh!
292
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,017
Ooh!
293
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,387
Shh!
294
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,388
Oh.
295
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,434
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
296
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,020
I have a splinter
in a bad place.
297
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:54,872
Crap!
298
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,209
Their stupid truck
is blocking us.
299
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,843
Huh?!
300
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,229
Somebody out there?!
301
00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:02,414
Let's go. Let's just go.
302
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,815
What about the car?
303
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,016
We'll get a new one.
304
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,354
How far is this place?
305
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,355
I don't know.
306
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,757
Just a little further this way.
307
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:12,758
How much farther?
308
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:13,792
I don't know.
309
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:14,993
Would you just stop talking?
310
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,229
What is wrong with you?
311
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,099
Seriously, I need tweezers
312
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,768
and a small mirror.
313
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:23,769
Doug, come on.
314
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,270
Oh, wait a minute.
315
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,672
I see lights from the hotel.
316
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,773
Come on.
317
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:29,874
What the hell was that?
318
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,913
Marmalade!
319
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,915
That freaking cat followed you!
320
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,017
He thinks I'm Ed Jr.
321
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,619
Marmalade!
322
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,237
Marmalade!
323
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,224
Ok, come on, let's go.
324
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,131
Oh, crap!
325
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:58,937
Oof.
326
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,138
I'm ok.
327
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,813
Carrie!
328
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:13,818
Marmalade!
329
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,890
Doug?
330
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:20,075
Found her.
331
00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:21,076
Nice going!
332
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,429
You just earned yourself
a Turkey sandwich.
333
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,157
Oh, good morning, Arthur.
334
00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:54,716
Oh, you're still here?
335
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,447
I'm making you some egg beaters.
336
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:01,499
How thoughtful.
337
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,800
Now, let me return the favor
338
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,402
by escorting you to the bus.
339
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,570
Oh, I'm...
340
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:06,854
I'm in no rush.
341
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,723
Annette, no one looks forward to
342
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,791
the walk of shame,
343
00:15:09,858 --> 00:15:11,559
but the sooner, the better.
344
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:12,560
Oh.
345
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:15,647
Arthur, I was thinking about
346
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,182
what you asked me
to do last night.
347
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,033
Again...
348
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:20,819
It was merely a suggestion.
349
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,854
We did fine without it.
350
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,654
Oh, no, no, no.
351
00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:26,707
When you-when you said
how lonely you are
352
00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:27,875
in this big house,
353
00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:30,678
and you never
wanted me to leave.
354
00:15:30,745 --> 00:15:32,747
Oh, that must have been the
creme de menthe talking.
355
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,201
What I'm trying to say is...
356
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,636
Yes.
357
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,672
I'll move in with you.
358
00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:43,741
I...
359
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,409
I- I...
360
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,779
I'm overwhelmed.
361
00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,350
Looking for something, Doug?
362
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,101
Oh.
363
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,119
Uh, no, just...
364
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,855
Checking out your lawn dwarves.
365
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,723
Uh...
366
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,992
We were thinking
of getting some.
367
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,260
You happy with 'em?
368
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,828
I guess.
369
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,565
Here's your toast, Doug.
370
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,249
Oh, great.
371
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:09,967
Now, are you sure I
can't interest you
372
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,836
in a nice Turkey omelet?
373
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,837
No, I'm sticking with the toast.
374
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,523
Thanks.
375
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,926
Mr. boots, for the last time,
376
00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:20,761
stay out of the butter!
377
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,847
Oh.
378
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,437
So...
379
00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:32,874
Carrie still hasn't
come down yet?
380
00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:34,325
Um, yeah, she's uh, you know,
381
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,426
putting on her face.
382
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,661
You know how long that takes.
383
00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:38,029
Ha ha.
384
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,380
Wish this one would take
a little more time.
385
00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:42,617
She just rolls on down
looking like hell.
386
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,620
Good morning!
387
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,676
Hi.
388
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,279
I thought you were
upstairs, dear.
389
00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,132
Oh, uh...
390
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,767
Yeah, I just-I got up early,
391
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,570
and just went for a walk.
392
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,722
Well, you're just in
time for breakfast.
393
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,908
Oh, I just-I already
had breakfast.
394
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,477
I, uh, I picked some...
395
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:10,695
Some berries.
396
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,602
Would you guys excuse me...
397
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:18,702
Please?
398
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,772
Why can't you dress like that
399
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,207
to pick berries?
400
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,181
Ok.
401
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,099
We can tear the wall out,
402
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,850
give you granite countertops,
403
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:33,818
a tile backsplash,
404
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:34,985
and the island you wanted.
405
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,988
And I think we can do
it for under 30,000.
406
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:38,923
What do you think, Arthur?
407
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,391
Sounds reasonable.
408
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,578
Uh, Pete,
409
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,496
I want you to come look
at the living room.
410
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,966
I'm thinking we should
gut the whole thing...
411
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,570
What's that big tarp
doing in the back yard?
412
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,205
Apparently, we're
putting in a gazebo.
413
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,342
What?!
414
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,277
Oh, hello again!
415
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,461
Yeah, hi.
416
00:18:00,528 --> 00:18:01,395
Look-
417
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,183
what's going on here?
418
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,902
Arthur, why does this
man keep coming over?
419
00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:13,858
Truth is, he's my
parole officer.
420
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,677
What?
421
00:18:16,745 --> 00:18:19,831
I wouldn't blame you for
walking away right now.
422
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,382
Oh, no, Arthur.
423
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,117
Everyone makes mistakes.
424
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,155
I can tell you're a
good man at heart.
425
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,123
He's also...
426
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,708
My lover.
427
00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:36,714
Is this true?
428
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,998
Yeah, I couldn't help myself.
429
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,003
Well, it's not ideal.
430
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,489
Just try and make sure
431
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,592
he leaves the house
before I get home.
432
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:57,368
Hey, babe, where's
the big suitcase?
433
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,669
It's in the woods.
434
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,020
Why'd you leave
it in the woods?!
435
00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:02,823
Why'd you leave
me in the woods?!
436
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,441
I thought you were
gonna catch up.
437
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,477
I waited and waited
for you at the hotel.
438
00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:08,445
I was worried sick.
439
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,534
Wait, what's that
ink on your hand?
440
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:14,552
Oh, um...
441
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:17,237
A pen exploded in my purse.
442
00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:20,158
It's a stamp. It
says "club neon."
443
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,393
Oh, right, right.
444
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:24,428
Oh, oh!
445
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,429
It was a disco...
446
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,964
Ha, in the hotel.
447
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:27,882
You went dancing?!
448
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,199
Well, Doug,
449
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,117
once I knew you weren't coming,
450
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:31,185
what did you want me to do,
451
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,286
stay in that big
suite all by myself?
452
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:33,387
You-
453
00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:34,738
you got a suite?!
454
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,607
Fine, you know, yeah.
You deserve a suite.
455
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,809
After a tough night of dancing,
456
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,143
you don't want to go
back to a regular room.
457
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,161
Oh! Honey, come on.
458
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,397
We can still have
a great weekend.
459
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:44,498
Ok, look.
460
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:45,566
I'll go downstairs
461
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,268
and make up some excuse to...
462
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,403
To cat lady and tub boy
463
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:50,404
and we are out of this dump
464
00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:51,606
and into the Hyatt!
465
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:53,474
All right?
466
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,842
No. No. You know what?
467
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,411
You go to your fancy hotel.
468
00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:57,795
I'm staying right
here with Ed, Betty,
469
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,564
and marmalade.
470
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,301
Yeah, 'cause they
like me for who I am,
471
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,501
not where I can take them.
472
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:06,704
They think...
473
00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:08,672
I'm an angel.
474
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,146
Ok, there's a ham
floating in the bathtub.
475
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:51,732
Oh, my God.
476
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,033
Ed.
477
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,973
I'm home, pop.
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