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I'll be right back. Yeah.
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So?
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What?
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Hello?
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My highlights?
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What do you think, huh?
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What are you hoping for here?
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Hey, you did it.
They look great.
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All right, boys, say
hello to a winner.
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He won hoop tickets.
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Hey. Can I tell my
own story, please?
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Oh, man. These are great seats too.
How'd you get 'em?
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I just happened to know
the phrase that pays:
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"Buzz 97 rocks my world.
" Heh-heh!
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I mean, it doesn't, but
I wanted the tickets.
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Their morning zoo is hilarious.
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Yesterday, Spanky and The Worm
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crank-called this old couple,
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and told them their
dog had died.
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Oh, classic The Worm.
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Uh, thanks, man, but I'm already
going to the game with somebody.
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What? With who?
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This guy just moved into my building.
He asked me to go.
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Tell this guy you just met
you're going with your friends.
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I can't do that, man. I
said yes to him already.
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Jeez, I don't wanna make
things awkward for you
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when you borrow a cup of sugar.
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Come on, man, no reason to
get all weird about it.
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I'm not getting weird.
I'm not weird at all.
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This is probably the least
weird I've ever been.
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I gotta say, you're
acting a little weird.
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Hey, Barry Manilow, shut up.
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Yes, that's who you look like.
It's been driving me crazy.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Imagine running into you, like-
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How crazy is that?
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Uh... well, we both live
two blocks from here,
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so I wouldn't call Ripley's.
You know?
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Yeah, yeah. So this is where
you get your nails done, huh?
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Yeah. Where do you go?
Oh, I don't.
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I'm a bit of a biter. For
the special occasion,
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I'll polish the nubs.
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Whoa. Looks like you took some
finger off with that one.
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I learned a lesson there.
Never chop celery angry.
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Nails are pretty gross, huh?
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Yeah, listen, if you want,
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I can get you in
with my girl Sue.
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She could fix those right
up, and I gotta be honest,
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it's a little rough to look at.
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That would be great.
Thanks. Yeah.
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No problem. Oh, Connie, hi.
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Uh, I just need a manicure,
a polish change on my toes,
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and if Sue could fit my friend
Holly in, that'd be great.
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Sorry, she can't
take you anymore.
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What?
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Not take you anymore.
You're not on list.
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What list?
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Excuse me.
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Pretty Nails.
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Uh, Sue?
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Hi, Carrie.
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Listen, I think
Connie's been sniffing
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the polish remover. Ha!
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She said you can't
take me anymore
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'cause I'm not on some list?
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Yes, I've been cutting
back on my hours
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because I just found
out that I'm pregnant.
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You're gonna have a baby?
That's great.
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And I'm not on the
list because...
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Oh, it's nothing personal.
It's just that
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I have so many
wonderful clients,
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and I had to choose
just by who's
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been coming to me the longest.
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Right. Here's the thing, Sue.
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Nobody does my
nails like you do.
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So why don't we
just take the list,
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a little Wite-Out, do the thing,
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and I've been coming
here for 30 years?
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Look, I promise if
anything opens up,
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you'll be the first one I call.
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Okay, all right. Well, thanks.
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Oh, and you have a
very talented mama.
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Sorry, Hol, we're out of luck.
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Hey, Sue can take you anytime,
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but don't tell that one.
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Ooh, a lot of celebrities
here tonight.
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Oh, Spike Lee.
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Huh.
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Likes his cotton candy.
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Do you mind if I sat there
so I can be with my friends?
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You- You sold me this seat.
F- F-8.
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I know. I had four tickets, I
just gave you one randomly.
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I didn't think it'd make a difference.
I'm F-8.
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Well, that's agreed upon.
It's just-
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Maybe if I give you my ticket,
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you'll be F-9 and I'll be F-8.
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I'm F-8. And backing off.
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Oh, hey, there's Deac.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. That must be
his friend James.
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He's black.
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Hey, hey, let me take a look.
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Hey, you're just
getting over pinkeye.
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Yeah? Who do you
think gave it to me?
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Who said you could use my towel?
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Would you guys just shut up?
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You're giving me and
F-8 a headache.
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How's it going, amigo?
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Yeah.
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You realize your
face is burnt off?
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It's a chemical peel, all right?
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I realized if, uh, I'm
gonna have killer hair,
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I might as well have a killer
face to go along with it.
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Mission accomplished.
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Anyway, Deac left a message.
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He's, uh, helping his
grandmother move today,
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so he's not coming.
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Really? We just saw him-
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Danny.
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W- what's-? What's going on?
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Well, he may have told you
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he was helping his
"grandmother move,"
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but we were driving by
the Cineplex earlier,
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and we saw him standing in line
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with you-know-who.
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I- I don't believe this.
He's been blowing us off
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all week for this guy.
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Don't get angry at him.
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If you think about it,
it makes perfect sense.
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What?
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Well, this James guy might
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satisfy certain, uh, needs
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that we can't.
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Like what?
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His needs, his urges
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to be around other
people who are...
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black.
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Look, I've been friends
with Deac for 10 years.
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He never said anything
about having black needs.
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It's not something
you talk about.
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I don't talk about my need to
be around other Albanians.
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You're Albanian?
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Yes, and I have a lot
of Albanian friends,
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and that's nothing you need
to be threatened by, okay?
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Which is Albanian for:
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"You are my brother,
whatever your creed. "
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Wow. How do your people say,
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shut mouth now?
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Okay, I'm trying to help
you understand him.
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I understand fine, all right?
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I'm Deacon's best friend,
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and he doesn't have any urges
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that I can't take care of.
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Yeah, I said it.
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What's going on, my brother?
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Hey, Doug.
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Did you happen to catch
that special last night
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they had on, uh, Malcolm X?
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Nope.
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Powerful stuff, man.
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Powerful stuff.
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Damn. I got three
deliveries in Jersey today.
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They were comparing him
to Martin Luther King,
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another great civil
rights leader.
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Turns out the two of them
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had some pretty different ideas.
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So I've heard.
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One was very non-violent,
that would be your Dr. King,
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a great man
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who gave us a great day off.
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What's going on?
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I'm just talking a
little black history.
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You don't even know
white history.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is that only a topic
you can discuss
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with your new friend James?
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What? Yeah, yeah.
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I know what you did yesterday.
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L- let me ask, did you really
help your grandmother move,
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or did you and James
go to the movies?!
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Actually, both. He
helped move my grandma,
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and then we caught a movie.
What's the big deal?
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W- why didn't you
ask me to help you?
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I did ask you last week.
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You said it wasn't your "thang. "
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Do you get black urges? Do you-?
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I gotta go to Jersey.
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Most definitely.
Most definitely.
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And tell me this,
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why is there a liquor store
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on every corner in
our neighborhoods?
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Oh, yes. Yes, my brother.
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That is how the white man
keeps us under his boot.
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Oh, most definitely.
That's right.
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Yeah, you know
what the white man
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should be giving you?
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Some reparations.
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And then the Lord said,
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"Fish don't fry in the kitchen. "
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Say it loud.
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He said, "Beans don't
burn on the grill. "
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No, preacher, they don't.
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It took a whole lot of trying...
Oh, yes.
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just to get up that hill.
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Who let this man in here?
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Have mercy.
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You don't belong in here.
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You don't belong in here.
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You don't belong here.
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Let it go, Doug. You're white.
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And that's cool, man.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Carrie, I- I didn't
know you were home.
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Yeah, well, I may never
leave the house again.
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I was just dropping
off your dad's bill.
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All right. I'll give you
the cash right now.
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No, no, you can just
mail me a check.
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I don't feel comfortable
carrying around all that cash.
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It's $15, Hol.
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Roll the dice. Heh.
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Just grab it out of my purse.
My nails are wet.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Thanks.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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Um, I'm trying not
to be so dependent
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on my fingers. Ha-ha!
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Did you just get a manicure?
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Gosh, did I? Um...
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Oh, let me see.
They look gorgeous.
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Wow. Why are your hands shaking?
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I ran out of beer this morning.
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Oh, my God. Did Sue do these?
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I told her not to.
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How'd you get in with her?
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How'd you get on the list?
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There is no list, Carrie. What?
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She just made that up so she
wouldn't have to do your nails.
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Why?
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Well, she- She says
you're too demanding.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I'm too demanding. Right.
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You think I'm too demanding?
Do you?
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No? Oh, yes, you do.
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What else did she say?
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Well, sh-she said often,
you know, that you're-
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You're late, and that you, um,
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tend to steal the magazines.
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Oh, okay.
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Like I need this week's
issue of Korean People.
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Yeah. All right.
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Maybe I'll just take
my money and go.
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You know what? I'll
send you the check.
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Okay. Yeah.
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I had a dream.
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Okay, look, enough with
the black stuff, man.
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No, no, really.
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Look, James is coming by.
258
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,789
Just try and keep it together.
259
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,674
At first I was upset because
you were hanging out
260
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,593
with James all the time.
All right, listen,
261
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,027
I know I haven't
been around much,
262
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,896
but me and James got
a lot in common-
263
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,598
No, it's okay. That's
what I'm saying.
264
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,715
Look, I get it now.
265
00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,834
I've been acting like
an idiot, and...
266
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,486
I'm sorry.
267
00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:53,638
All right. Then we're cool.
268
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,457
Hey, Deac. You ready?
269
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,592
Yeah. Oh, and by the way,
this is my friend Doug.
270
00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:00,328
Uh, James Robinson.
271
00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,063
Hey, good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
272
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:03,481
I'll be back in a
couple of seconds.
273
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,965
I gotta drop off my route sheet.
274
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,133
All right.
275
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,214
S- so, how do you like
delivering for Sparkletts?
276
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,248
It's good. I can't complain.
277
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,116
I deliver to three
different pizza places,
278
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:23,918
and I like my cheese.
279
00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:26,737
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
280
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:29,774
So, you, uh- You guys going
out to a jazz club tonight?
281
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,725
Jazz? Jazz blows.
282
00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,194
Yeah, I'm more
into classic rock.
283
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:34,862
You know, Aerosmith, Van Halen.
284
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,931
I'm kind of on an Eddie
Money kick right now.
285
00:13:37,499 --> 00:13:39,183
I love Eddie Money.
286
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,236
Anyway, we're heading
up to Regan's.
287
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:44,104
They've got a wing
eating contest tonight.
288
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,056
Somebody broke my record, so...
289
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,608
Gotta win my belt back.
290
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,076
I'm gonna hit the restroom.
291
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:51,345
I gotta change into
my eating clothes.
292
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,716
I have eating clothes.
293
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:57,284
Wh-what's going on? What
are you talking about?
294
00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:59,053
James remind you of anybody?
295
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,454
I don't know. Uh...
296
00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,123
Kirby Puckett?
297
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:04,458
Let me give you a
few clues, okay?
298
00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:06,493
He's a driver who
likes his cheese,
299
00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:09,463
hates jazz, and is a former
wing eating champion.
300
00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:12,466
You went out and got
yourself a black Doug.
301
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,486
What?
302
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,070
I had no problem when
you were out there
303
00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:17,705
taking care of your black needs,
304
00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:20,742
but this guy isn't giving
you anything that I can't.
305
00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,810
Oh, I see. So if me and James
306
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,946
were out drinking Cristal
and break dancing,
307
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,531
you'd be okay with that.
308
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,249
Absolutely.
309
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,299
I am so sorry.
310
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,902
From now on, I'll run
my friends by you
311
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,486
to make sure they're
black enough.
312
00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,472
Hey, I was just trying to
have a heart-to-heart.
313
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,674
You're the one who made it ugly.
314
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,927
Fine. I'll go to the Foxy Brown
film festival by myself.
315
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,151
Please, we don't
want no trouble.
316
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,087
No, no. No trouble.
317
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,055
Hey, Sue. Oh, hi, Carrie.
318
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,608
No cancellations yet,
but I'll call you.
319
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,944
Listen, you can cut the act.
I already talked to Holly.
320
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:57,528
Oh. Yeah. The thing is,
321
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,681
I've been doing a lot of
thinking, and you're right.
322
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:03,217
I can be too demanding,
inconsiderate, and rude. Ha!
323
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,352
The bottom line is,
324
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,071
um, I can be somewhat of a, um-
325
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,873
What's your people's
word for "bitch"?
326
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,609
Around here, we say "Carrie. "
327
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,645
That's a good one. Ouch.
328
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:17,014
Anyway, from now on,
329
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,783
I will just come
in, pick my color,
330
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,386
read my People and
keep my yap shut. Ha!
331
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,421
Oh, and here, I got you a
bunch of rattles and crap
332
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,755
for your new bundle of joy.
333
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:25,923
Oh, how sweet.
334
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,509
Yeah. So I'm back in? No.
335
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,828
What do you mean, "no"?
I just apologized.
336
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,897
I brought you a beautiful
gift for the baby.
337
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,250
Yeah, about me being pregnant...
338
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,036
I- You made up a baby?
339
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,439
You're very difficult.
340
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,575
Oh. Okay, Sue, you know what?
That's fine.
341
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,196
There are 10 other nail
salons on this block alone,
342
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,930
salons that would be
happy to have me, okay?
343
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:52,400
So sayonara to you and
your fake baby and...
344
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,977
May?
345
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:09,250
Carrie Heffernan.
346
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:11,885
Hi.
347
00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:14,422
Do you have someone available?
I just need a manicure.
348
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,590
Name? Carrie Heffernan.
349
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:18,909
No. We can't take you.
350
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,196
What? Can't take you.
351
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,531
Okay.
352
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,302
Hey, what-? What are
you doing here?
353
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,953
Signed up for the contest.
354
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:36,988
What?
355
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,522
Pretty sure it's
open to anybody.
356
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,024
Uh, I didn't see any
signs that said:
357
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,510
"No white Dougs allowed. "
358
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,314
All right, gentlemen,
to your wings.
359
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,200
You'll have 12 minutes to eat
as many wings as you can,
360
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,986
and per Competitive
Eating Association rules,
361
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,521
throw up, you're thrown out.
362
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:57,158
On your mark...
363
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,242
get set...
364
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,828
eat!
365
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,518
Yeah. Come on.
366
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,041
Yeah!
367
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,659
Down goes Robinson. It's over.
368
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,394
The winner, Doug Heffernan.
369
00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:35,229
Yeah!
370
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,365
Woo-ooh!
371
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,218
All right, why don't you,
uh, say goodbye to James,
372
00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,870
and you and me will
get out of here?
373
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,856
What? I won. I beat him.
374
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,174
You're back with me now.
375
00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,926
I'm not going with you.
376
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:49,743
What?
377
00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:51,545
What, you think I
pick my friends
378
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,581
by who eats the
most chicken wings?
379
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:55,216
Heh! That's silly. Heh-heh!
380
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,284
Look, I- I don't know how
you pick your friends,
381
00:18:57,285 --> 00:19:00,021
but all I'm saying is I just
ate 200 chicken wings for you.
382
00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:01,939
Yeah, and I don't think
you would do that for me,
383
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,392
and I gotta tell you,
that hurts, you know?
384
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,860
Doug, come on. I
don't understand
385
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,228
why you're getting all crazy.
386
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,113
Because we're supposed
to be best friends.
387
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,882
We are. That hasn't changed.
388
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,985
You just gotta learn how
to chill out a little.
389
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,008
I like your belt.
390
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,428
Actually, it's a replica.
391
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,263
They keep the real
one in Cleveland.
392
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,117
So, you, uh...
393
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:31,552
going out with James now, or...
394
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,622
'Cause I was thinking about
grabbing some dessert.
395
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:36,356
Dessert?
396
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,476
You just ate 10 pounds
of chicken wings.
397
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,343
Yeah.
398
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,679
I need a little something sweet.
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