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Hello.
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A political poll?
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I never have before,
but go ahead, shoot.
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I don't know.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Who?
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Ohh, right.
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I don't know.
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Uh, hello?
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One moment, Douglas, I'm
making a phone call.
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Yeah. I'm already on the phone, ok?
I'm taking a poll.
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My apologies. Carry on.
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Sorry about that, guy. Go ahead.
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I don't know.
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How could you not know that?
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Arthur, would you just
hang up, please?!
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Why should I?
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The man's conducting
a political poll
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and he has a right to speak to
someone who's not an ignoramus!
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If you're so smart, why don't you tell
him that you live in my basement?
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Why don't you tell
him you're enormous?
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Why don't you tell him that your
total salary last year was $12?!
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That was after taxes!
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Arthur, just stop talking,
would you, please?
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Sorry about that, guy- hello?
Hello?
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Get ready to laugh.
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Hon, I'm in the middle
of something here, ok?
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I'm on my route today, right?
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Doug? Mommy's busy.
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But this is a
really funny story.
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Ok, just because I'm doing
this project from home
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doesn't mean I'm sitting
around here doing nothing. Ok?
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My boss wants me to translate
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this humongous piece of
real estate jargon crap
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into layman's terms so a
jury can understand it, ok?
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I don't have time for
your little story.
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Mm-hmm, but you did have
time for that story.
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Which, by the way,
was a snoozefest.
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Please?
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Fine.
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How many times have I
asked you not to do that?
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I'm sorry. Look, I'm clearly
starved for attention.
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All right, fine. Tell
me your damn story!
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I'm in my truck, right?
I'm making my stops.
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
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when I look down at the address
label on my next delivery.
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Guess what the guy's name is?
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I don't know. What?
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Bubka penis.
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Gimme a break. That's not
the guy's real name.
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Yes, it was. I asked
him for proof.
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He showed me his
driver's license.
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Doug, nobody's last
name is penis.
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Nobody from this country, snob.
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He happens to be from Israel.
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Apparently it's like
Smith over there.
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Ok, so is that it?
Is that your story?
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Know what? If you didn't laugh at
a Ralph penis, I'd understand.
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But bubka?
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Come on in, Holly!
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Hey, Arthur, you
ready for your walk?
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I've been ready since you
dropped me off on Tuesday.
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Ok, well, I guess we
should get going, then.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing.
It's no big deal.
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Now let's go enjoy
this beautiful day!
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I can't shake the feeling
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that something's bothering you.
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I'm getting kicked
out of my apartment.
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Why?
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The guy I was
subletting it from,
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he was living with someone.
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Well, now he's starting to
think that maybe he's not gay.
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Ugh, it's a whole story.
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Where will you go?
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I don't know.
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Maybe my step-brother's
tool shed.
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He's gonna let me know.
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Nonsense.
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You'll stay here with
me in the basement
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till you find a new place.
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No. No, I couldn't.
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There'll be no hanky-panky.
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To be honest,
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the whole dog-Walker thing
is a pretty big turn-off.
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Let me just ask the kids.
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Holly's getting kicked
out of her apartment.
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Can she stay with us?
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Well, dad, it's, uh,
kind of hard to say no
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when she's standing 3
feet away from us.
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She's in a different room!
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Ok, not really a different room
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when you can wave to
her from this one.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Are you coming down
for breakfast?
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No. I have too much to do.
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You got to have breakfast.
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Honey, I'm fine. Just go ahead.
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What's happening here, baby?
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Well, Holly's gonna
be down there and...
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I'll have to...
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Talk to her.
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So? You talk to
her all the time.
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No. I say hello and good-bye,
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but now we'll be just
sitting there eating
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and it'll be, like, "hey,
what's the deal with milk?"
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So then don't talk to her.
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That's more awkward.
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Doug, then skip breakfast, ok?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Arthur, I'm gonna go
grab some breakfast!
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Okey-doke!
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Morning, Doug.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to say thanks
again for taking me in.
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I really appreciate that.
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No problem.
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Want some cereal?
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Sure.
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Ok.
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Heh.
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There you go. Yeah.
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Cereal.
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It's what it's all about.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Arthur! Come on up
for breakfast, buddy!
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You know I can't start my day
without my 2 scoops of Artie!
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I don't know what that means,
but it sounds terrifying!
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Funny thing happened to
me the other day at work.
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Really? What?
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I delivered a package to
this guy named bubka penis.
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Hands up! Hands up! Hands up!
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There you go.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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That was just-
that was so funny.
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D- don't apologize.
It was funny.
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God, funny things
must happen to you
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all the time on your job.
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Oh, they do. They do. Here.
Have some more cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, you, uh, coming
down for breakfast?
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Nah.
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Ok.
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Hey. Hey.
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What you doing?
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Oh, I got up early, so I thought
I'd make some breakfast,
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just a little thank-you
for having me.
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Would you like some pancakes,
eggs, and hand-cut bacon?
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Yes, yes, and...
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Hell, yes.
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Well, it'll be ready
in just one second.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's kinda gross, right?
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I'll give 5 bucks if
you can finish it.
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Get out!
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Wow! You the man.
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I don't know if I
have 5 bucks on me.
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Ooh, I do have this
arby's coupon.
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That's as good as
cash in this house.
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Great. Well, have a seat.
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I've got a lot of
food coming up.
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I hope you're hungry.
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Ok. All right.
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Here you go.
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Oh, hey, you want me
to wheel the TV in
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so you can watch while you eat?
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Hey, you coming down for dinner?
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So-ahh. There you go.
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Oh, man.
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Heh heh.
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I'm so frickin' uptight.
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I can't get anything done.
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Let's have sex.
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Thanks, baby.
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Hope you like chocolate!
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Hey. Just wanted to let you know
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you're doin' a
great job up here.
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Thanks, honey. Mmm.
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I just want you to
know, you down here,
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it's working out great.
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Well, thanks, Doug.
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Do you want your morning
coffee on the sofa today?
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Why not?
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I'm tellin' ya, it's great.
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If I want somebody to
laugh at my stories,
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cook for me, be nice to me,
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I got Holly on this floor.
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If I want someone
to have sex with,
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yell at the phone company,
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tell me when to take a shower,
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I got Carrie up thar.
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Upstairs wife,
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downstairs wife,
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happy.
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You're full of it.
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You don't believe it?
Check this out.
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This came wet today.
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So? So...
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Carr!
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Paper boy threw the paper
in the sprinklers!
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What?! I'm gonna kill
that little bastard!
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Thank you, upstairs wife.
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And as far as this mess
is concerned-hey, Hol?
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Yeah, Doug? Yeah, this
paper came wet today,
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and I kind of wanted to
read the sports section.
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Well, let me blow-dry
that for you.
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00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:07,235
Thank you, downstairs wife.
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My nipples are hard.
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This is disgusting!
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This is an insult to Carrie.
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She's the woman you vowed
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to spend the rest
of your life with.
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Look, if I had to
choose one of them,
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I'd probably choose her.
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You do have to choose!
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Mmm, not at the moment. Ohhh.
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Why are you so lucky? I mean,
I bust my hump all day.
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I got 2 kids. Do I
get an extra wife?
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00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,211
No. That goes to the white man.
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This is not just good
for me, all right?
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This Sunday, the fight
on pay-per-view?
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We can all watch it here
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'cause Carrie's gonna be
upstairs in her office.
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So we can smoke all
the stogies we want.
225
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,271
Plus, Holly knows a guy
who can get us Cubans.
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Ok, those are illegal.
227
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I've-I've had it.
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You guys don't respect marriage
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or trade embargoes.
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So, any requests
for fight night?
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'Cause Holly can make anything.
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I say we go with,
like, a taco bar.
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Holly will probably be
circulating around here
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with hors d'oeuvres, so
no one's gonna go hungr-
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hey. Can I help you?
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I finished my report. What?
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Yeah. I worked so
hard this week,
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and then I finished early,
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so for the rest of the weekend
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it's just you and me
on the couch, buddy.
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Y- you mean, this
couch down-down here?
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Yeah. Just do me a favor
and look this over,
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make sure it's not
too complicated, ok?
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'Kay, not sure if
I like work boots
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on the coffee table, ok?
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Uh, sorry. Thank you.
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00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,715
Uh, hon, is this supposed
to be understandable
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to regular people?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, like this part here:
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"The jurors should
only consider evidence
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germane to the issues at hand."
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What?! What?
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00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,414
I'm totally lost here. What, are
you suing Jermaine Jackson?
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00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,349
Is he suing you?
What's goin' on?
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00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,668
Oh, come on, you gotta be kidding me.
I'm serious.
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Look at this thing.
It's full of big words.
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"Litigation,"
259
00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:52,974
"facade," "constantine."
260
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,460
That's the defendant's
last name.
261
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,229
Ok, you're being an imbecile.
262
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,696
All right, well, if you don't
have any imbeciles on your jury,
263
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,881
I think you're gonna be fine.
264
00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:03,768
Oh, the jury's gonna
be full of imbeciles.
265
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,172
The smart people get
out of jury duty.
266
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,508
Now I have to do this
whole report over again.
267
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,310
Oh, gosh. I'll walk
you upstairs, baby.
268
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,867
Here we go. There you are.
269
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:21,536
Hey, and if you get a
little stressed out,
270
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,806
you just give me a holler.
271
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,028
So, anyway, I'm sure you're
comfortable here and all,
272
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,864
but, you know, if you ever
need a change of scenery,
273
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,866
we got plenty of room
in our apartment.
274
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:35,900
That's really sweet of you.
Actually-
275
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,002
uh, Hol, could you
go into the kitchen
276
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,705
and see how we're doing
mini-donut-wise?
277
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,540
Oh, I think we
have 2 boxes left.
278
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,275
Thinking isn't knowing.
279
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,011
You're right.
280
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,949
What the hell are you doin'?
Nothin'.
281
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:51,599
You're trying to steal
my downstairs wife.
282
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,551
You don't even
have a downstairs!
283
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,703
So?
284
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,205
Sh-she'll be futon wife.
285
00:15:57,272 --> 00:15:58,506
Look, I'm just
lookin' for someone
286
00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,842
to iron my shirts without
bitching about it.
287
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,277
Look, I'll see you Sunday.
Come on.
288
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,412
And you, too. Let's go.
What did I do?
289
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,464
I look at you, and
I see trouble.
290
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,203
And if you look over here,
291
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,804
you'll see this one's
perfect for you.
292
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,457
It's a lovely one-bedroom
with a kitchenette.
293
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:17,608
Hey! It looks really nice.
294
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,177
What's, uh- what's
goin' on here?
295
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,278
Oh, Arthur found me
some apartments.
296
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,348
Oh, and we do have 2 boxes
of mini-donuts left.
297
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,915
Great, great. Uh, could
you go into the garage
298
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,902
and check out the diet Dr.
pepper situation?
299
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,620
I think we've got about 4 case-
300
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,756
oh. Thinking isn't knowing.
301
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,525
Here, let me go check.
302
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,062
Hey, guy.
303
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,431
You were the one who
wanted Holly to stay here.
304
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,366
Why are you rushin' her out?
305
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,734
This roommate
thing's not for me.
306
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,903
Spitting out our toothpaste
at the same time
307
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,739
was only cute once.
308
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,574
Are you kidding me?
That sounds adorable.
309
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,977
Hell, it's cute enough
just watching you do it.
310
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,879
Sorry. She's history.
311
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,715
Ok, you listen up and you
listen good, old man.
312
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,701
I got a good thing goin'
with Holly down here
313
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,035
and Carrie upstairs, ok?
314
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,170
So you just forget about
all this apartment stuff.
315
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:04,105
But I want Holly out.
316
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,557
Yeah, well, I want
Holly to stay.
317
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,909
I guess we'll just have
to agree to disagree.
318
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,210
Well, why don't we agree
that I'm very big
319
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,246
and you're very brittle?
320
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,648
I could get on board with that.
Yeah.
321
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:17,118
So here's how it's
gonna go down-whoa!
322
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,437
It's a little early for a
break, huh, little lady?
323
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,472
Oh, I'm just gonna
get some coffee.
324
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,739
Oh, I'll make you coffee.
325
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,740
That's what I'm here for.
326
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,241
You go get back up in that zone.
327
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,376
Get in the zone, girl!
328
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,678
You get up there!
329
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,346
Wha-cha!
330
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,402
Ok, I got decaf, regular,
331
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:36,638
a few slices of
Turkey, some tampons,
332
00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:38,606
and the seabiscuit
DVD with extras.
333
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:40,241
You're all set here.
334
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:43,194
Um, thanks?
335
00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:45,046
Hey, thank you for being you.
336
00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:46,347
All right, I gotta scoot.
337
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,150
What are you- what
are you doing?
338
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,151
I'm just seeing if
the door can lock
339
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:51,419
from the outside.
340
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,705
Why would the door
lock from the outside?
341
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,506
I know. It's crazy.
342
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,424
Ok, be productive!
343
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,595
Oh, how did those mormons do it?
344
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:14,091
Boy, your downstairs wife really
knows her way around a Chimichanga.
345
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,795
Tequila shots, boys!
346
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,863
Ohh! Mmm.
347
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,865
I just love the smell of cigars.
348
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,767
Something about it just
makes me wanna bake.
349
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,337
Doug, great party.
Oh, thanks, man.
350
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,905
I wanna introduce you
to my sister Melinda.
351
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,840
Hi. Thanks for having me.
352
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,192
It's the least I could do with
you having to go through life
353
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,560
with this guy as your brother.
354
00:18:32,627 --> 00:18:34,445
Ah, watch it. You wanna stay
on Melinda's good side.
355
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,447
She does p.R. For
Nassau coliseum.
356
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,316
Yeah. If you ever want
tickets to anything,
357
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,151
just give me a call.
358
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,223
Coliseum wife?
359
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,492
Do I dare?
360
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,383
Ohh!
361
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,455
Hey, you like the seats?
Oh, they're great!
362
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:01,940
Any chance I can do
that zamboni thing?
363
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,791
Stop by the locker room later,
364
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,860
and I'll introduce you
to some of the players.
365
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:07,261
'Kay.
366
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,998
Coliseum wife,
367
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,967
you're my favorite.
368
00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:20,642
Hello?
369
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,976
Oh, hey, Doug.
370
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:25,146
No, no, no, I-
371
00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:26,648
I understand.
372
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,284
Well, I mean, if she's gonna
introduce you to the players,
373
00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:31,553
you gotta stay.
374
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,888
No, no, don't worry about me.
375
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,090
Ok. Bye.
376
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,534
Hey. Hey.
377
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,804
Everything ok? Oh,
no, no, it's fine,
378
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:51,589
except I spent all day making
Doug's favorite dishes,
379
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,723
and now they're just gonna
sit here and get cold,
380
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,425
but does he care? No, no!
381
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,961
Because he's with some girl
at his precious hockey game!
382
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:03,401
Shouldn't I be the one
who's upset about this?
383
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,537
Actually, yeah.
384
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,121
What-what's goin' on here?
385
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:11,059
Open your eyes, you fools!
The man has 3 wives!
386
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,178
Hey, Hol, something
smells great!
387
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,254
Carr, your lovah-man's
comin' upstairs,
388
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,990
so prepare yourself for-oh.
389
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,129
Hey.
390
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,881
Hey.
391
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,536
Look, I-I know emotions
392
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,920
are running high right now,
393
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,472
but let me just say this:
394
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,040
Coliseum wife?
395
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,709
She's gone.
396
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,313
'Cause this here, this
is what works, huh?
397
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,434
Ok, I'm gonna go
check into a hotel.
398
00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:02,944
I'm sorry I didn't show
up at the game, Melinda.
399
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,779
I- I ran into a
thing here at home.
400
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:08,249
No, I know you went to a lot of
trouble, and I appreciate that.
401
00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:11,252
Let me make it up to you. Can you
get me tickets for next Tuesday?
402
00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:15,491
Oh, come on, baby, don't be like that.
I love you.
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