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Marv Albert on TV:
Good pressure defense,
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back out to the top
of the key, yes!
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How great is Marv
Albert's "Yes!"?
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Classic.
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You think he had that
since he was a kid?
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You know, like, "Marvin, did
you make in the potty?"
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"Yes! And it counts!"
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So, where's Carrie tonight?
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Firm's having this big party
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because they won some case.
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Ooh, so she's working
late with the boss man?
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♪ Bom boka chicka ba-kow
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♪ Caboka yeow ow
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What is that?
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It's porno music.
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Oh. I thought it was the
Starsky and Hutch theme.
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It's clearly porno music.
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That's right. ♪ Bom...
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Aah! Getting nauseous!
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Oh, I gotta run.
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I gotta pick up the
kids at Kelly's.
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Can't they wait 10 minutes?
We got a tie game here.
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Nah. It takes me forever to
find a place to park there.
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I got a damn ticket
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when I dropped them
off this morning.
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Hey, Arthur. Have a good one.
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You may not want to rush
out of here just yet.
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I have an enticing
proposition for you
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vis-à-vis your parking ticket.
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What?
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I have a pal named Smitty.
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We were kosher slaughterers
back in the fifties,
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the heyday of kosher meats.
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Uh-huh.
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One day, Smitty got
cute with an ax.
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Thanks to me, he still
has his thumbs.
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No pinkies, though.
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Right. My kids are
waiting for me, so...
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Smitty works down at the
Parking Bureau now.
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He'll fix any ticket for me.
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I appreciate the
gesture, but no, thanks.
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Clean out your ears, fella!
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I can make this whole
thing go away!
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All right. Knock yourself out.
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I wasn't gonna pay
the thing anyway.
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Hello!
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Oh, somebody's in a good mood.
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That's because somebody
won a big, fat prize
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at the party raffle.
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For the next month,
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we get 4 company
seats to the Knicks.
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Yeah! No way! Aah!
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Stop! Ohhhh!
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Wa-hoo!
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Look, this is awkward.
I'm sorry, you guys,
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but Doug and I are going to
be taking another couple.
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What? Who?
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I don't know yet, but not them.
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Come on! We're delightful!
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Doug, I need a girl there, OK?
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While you and the other guy
are talking about the game,
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we could be talking about
which gorgeous black man
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fills out his shorts better.
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Come on, Car!
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I don't want to go
to the Knick game
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with a couple I've
never met before.
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I hate people I don't know.
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Doug, these are my
tickets and I decide.
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Now, keep bitchin', I
may not even take you.
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You know, winning this
raffle's really changed you.
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Oh, I know. I'll take Elly from
spinning class and her husband.
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I don't know them, OK?
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Elly's great, and she told me
her husband's a sports nut.
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You'll love 'em.
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Ha! You might be right,
but in his defense,
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those are very baggy shorts.
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Well, Number 28's
shorts are baggy,
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and it ain't hurtin' him.
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Back in my day, they used
a 2-handed set shot.
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Now, that was basketball.
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Did you ever see Stretch Maloney
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play for the old St.
Louis Bombers?
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I don't believe I did, no.
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How you doing, hon?
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We gonna grab some
food after this?
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Uh, you know, we don't have to.
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I'm sure you got an early
day at work tomorrow, so...
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No, I'm retired.
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Of course, you are.
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OK, bye, you guys!
We had a great time!
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See ya! Bye!
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I didn't know, OK?
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In all the times
you were spinning,
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she never once said,
"Hey, great workout.
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By the way, my husband,
a billion years old."
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I don't think it's a big deal.
I really don't.
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Of course you don't.
Because you're not the one
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who had to remind him where he was
after he woke up from his nap!
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Doug, you are just rejecting
him because he's old.
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That's called ageism,
and it's illegal.
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I oughta punch you
square in the mouth.
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I understand if you want
to do the couple thing,
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but we got to find a couple
that works for both of us, OK?
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And right now, Grandpa Munster
ain't getting it done!
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OK, I'm open to suggestions,
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and don't say Danny and Spence.
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Danny and Deacon. No.
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OK, then, hey, how about
Eddie, you know, from work?
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He's got a girlfriend.
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OK. I like Eddie.
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What do we know about
the girlfriend?
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I know she has all her
own heart valves.
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Hello. I'd like to
see Smitty, please.
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Smitty?
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Medium build, brown hair?
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No pinkies?
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Oh, Nubsy.
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He hasn't been here
in, like, 5 years.
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Mmm, that's too bad.
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He used to handle
my tickets for me.
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Oh, well. I suppose the baton
shall pass to a new generation.
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Now, make like Houdini and get
this ticket to disappear.
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I'm sorry. I can't.
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Look, I told my friend I
would make this go away.
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Don't make me slink back to him
with my tail between my legs.
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Sir, there's really
nothing I can do.
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Perhaps a visit
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from Mr. Abraham Lincoln
would change your mind?
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I don't think so.
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What if Mr. Jackson came
along for the ride?
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Sir, for 2 more dollars, you
could just pay the ticket.
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How about if only one of the
Washington twins showed up?
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I'm gonna need them both.
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Righto.
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Come on! Play some defense!
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My cleaning lady could
have blocked that shot!
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Nice steal, man. Hey,
I think he heard you!
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See, you treat 'em like dirt
and they do what you want.
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You know, you're gonna
make a great dad someday.
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I mean, the doctor told
me it was totally normal,
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but I don't know. Are
your breasts lopsided?
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No.
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Oh, Carrie, if you're
free tomorrow afternoon,
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you want to maybe
grab some coffee?
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Oh, I have a spinning class.
Sorry. Yeah.
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Good for you. I
should exercise more.
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Do some stretching.
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Maybe then sex wouldn't be so
incredibly uncomfortable for me.
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I'm tiny down there.
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Let me freshen you up there.
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Oh, my, very generous.
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I hope you're not gonna try to
take advantage of me later.
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Again, Arthur, no.
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Hey, Deac.
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Arthur! What brings you to
our little watering hole?
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Fellas, say hello to the fixer.
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He's drinking on me tonight.
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What are you talking about?
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He fixed my parking
ticket, like magic.
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He's like... He's like
the Lucky Charms guy.
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Tell him the story.
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I merely gave it to my
pal Smitty downtown.
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He ripped it up and threw it in
the air like so much confetti.
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He's theatrical that way.
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Wow!
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Hey, you know, me and
Spence get tickets
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in front of our
building all the time.
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Don't worry about it, man.
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From now on, just give
them to the fixer here.
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Really?
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Could we?
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Ah...
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Are you kidding? This
guy's got the hookup.
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He just feeds them to
Smitty, and they go away.
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Right, Arthur?
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Park with impunity!
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♪ I got a feelin'
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♪ Everything is gonna
be all right ♪
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♪ Whoa, I got a feelin'
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♪ Everything is gonna
be all right ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, I got a feelin' ♪
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♪ Everything is gonna
be all right ♪
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♪ Be all right, be all right ♪
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♪ Be all right
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Video Game Announcer: On the attack,
bringing the ball up court.
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Houston brings it down...
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Yes!
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Ha ha ha!
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You know, we should
actually go to the park
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and play hoops sometime.
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I'm gonna level with you.
I'm winded from this.
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Ah, you know what? I gotta run.
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Just gotta make a
pit stop first.
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Announcer: They have 90...
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey, Doug. Hey, Elly.
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All right, I gotta get going.
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Car, can I just fill
up my water bottle?
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Carrie: Yeah. Right in there.
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Hmm.
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Elly's filling up
her water bottle,
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and Eddie's peeing upstairs.
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It's the circle of life.
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Hey, I got Knick
tickets for Friday.
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What do you say we give Elly
and Stuart another shot, huh?
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Oldie? Not a chance.
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Hey, let's... let's
ask Eddie and Simone.
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What? Do you think that
couple worked for me?
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I'm not spending another 3 hours with...
with Lopsidey.
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OK, that is a really
dumb nickname.
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OK, would you prefer Tiny Giny?
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I think I would.
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Well, I'm asking Elly.
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I'm... Well, I'm asking Eddie.
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Don't you dare.
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D-Don't you dare me.
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Hey! Hey! You and Stuart wanna
go to the Knicks on Friday?
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Oh, I would love
to, but we can't.
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Stuart's away at his 50th
high school reunion.
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Aww.
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Hey, Eddie, Eddie. You and
Simone busy Friday night?
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You wanna go to the Knick game?
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Oh, sorry, man. She's gonna be
out of town for a work thing.
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Aww.
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Hey. I'm Eddie.
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Hey. I'm Elly. Nice to meet you.
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There's no way I can
pay all these tickets.
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The boys are gonna
find out I'm a fraud.
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It's over. Over!
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Smitty's still gonna take
care of my ticket, right?
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There is no Smitty,
you crazy old man!
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I curse the day I ever met
that 8-fingered freak.
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Wh-What if I called
Smitty myself?
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Shut up!
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Great night.
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Fantastic.
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We finally find the
perfect couple,
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and they're not even a couple.
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I know. I mean, it
was incredible.
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Me and him, you and
her, me and her!
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You and him!
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It was working from every angle!
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I mean, why can't Eddie and
Elly just be a couple?
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We could do
everything with them.
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Movies, barbecues.
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Vermont. We've always
wanted to go to Vermont.
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They would be
phenomenal in Vermont.
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I can't believe they're
attached to other people.
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It sucks.
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Cupid really botched this one.
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Swing and a miss for
the naked baby.
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How sweet would it be
253
00:12:36,162 --> 00:12:39,326
if Oldie and Tiny were
out of the picture?
254
00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:42,224
Then we could just put
Eddie and Elly together.
255
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,423
Hey, maybe we can sit
down with all of them
256
00:12:44,491 --> 00:12:48,420
and very politely ask
them to switch partners.
257
00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:52,252
Or we can cut Oldie
and Tiny's brakes,
258
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,451
like they do in the movies.
259
00:12:54,518 --> 00:12:57,815
That's good, but I don't
fit under cars anymore.
260
00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,315
All right, let's just stop this.
261
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,713
We're just torturing ourselves.
262
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,313
You're right, you're right.
263
00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:05,346
Eddie and Elly are not together,
264
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,910
and they never will be.
265
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:09,442
We just need to forget
tonight ever happened.
266
00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:12,641
I can't.
267
00:13:20,637 --> 00:13:22,236
Thank you, Mr. Spooner.
268
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,301
No, thank you.
269
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,467
Now, please make the check out
270
00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:27,333
to the Parking
Violations Bureau.
271
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,598
Oh, we don't pay people
for their blood anymore.
272
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:30,732
What?
273
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,963
Only the less reputable
places still pay cash.
274
00:13:33,031 --> 00:13:34,862
Uh-huh.
275
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,861
I'd like my blood back, please.
276
00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:38,460
What? You heard me.
277
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:39,593
Pump it back in.
278
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,358
I'm taking my
business elsewhere.
279
00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:43,557
I can't pump your blood back in.
280
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,523
You were gonna pump it
into someone else, right?
281
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,522
Yes.
282
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:49,088
Well, meet someone else.
283
00:13:49,155 --> 00:13:50,088
Sorry.
284
00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:10,843
I had a great time
the other night
285
00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:12,876
with you guys and Eddie.
286
00:14:12,943 --> 00:14:15,507
Oh, we did, too. Great time.
287
00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,506
Actually, it was
just what I needed.
288
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:18,639
Huh?
289
00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,338
Well, can I tell you something?
290
00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,170
Sure.
291
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,935
Things aren't going that
well between me and Stuart.
292
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:29,167
Well... Well, what do you mean?
293
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,232
Oh, don't get me wrong.
He's great.
294
00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:33,731
Really. It's just
a lot of stuff.
295
00:14:33,797 --> 00:14:37,129
I mean, the age
difference and, uh...
296
00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:38,761
You know what?
297
00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:39,960
I'm overreacting.
298
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,160
Forget it. Everything's fine.
299
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,158
No, no... Hey, slow
down there, girly-girl.
300
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:45,690
Let's talk.
301
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,718
What... What's with you?
302
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:56,085
I did it, Doug.
303
00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:57,418
Did what?
304
00:14:57,485 --> 00:14:59,050
I don't know how it started,
305
00:14:59,117 --> 00:15:00,950
but... but... but
she said something
306
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,848
about things not going
well with her and Stuart,
307
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,414
you know, like, he's
old and everything.
308
00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:06,546
And before I knew
it, I said, yeah,
309
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,046
and what if you guys
do wanna have kids...
310
00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:10,110
I just thought of that one
right there on the spot...
311
00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:12,310
And she said, yeah,
312
00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:14,641
that it has been an issue,
and then I said, well,
313
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,408
hey, maybe you guys should
think about takin' a break,
314
00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:17,840
and now... and she said, yeah,
315
00:15:17,907 --> 00:15:19,172
and now they're separating.
Ha ha...
316
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:23,803
What? I'm hungry, Doug!
317
00:15:23,871 --> 00:15:25,169
Come on, let's go get
some steaks, baby.
318
00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:27,168
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
319
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:28,934
You broke up a marriage?
320
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,299
It was headed there anyway.
321
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,398
Now all you gotta do is
break up Eddie and Tiny.
322
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:33,765
What?
323
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,329
What "what"? This is exactly
what we talked about!
324
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:37,529
We also talked about
cutting their brakes.
325
00:15:37,596 --> 00:15:38,728
You wanna do that, too?
326
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:41,326
We don't have to do
that now, ya doof.
327
00:15:41,394 --> 00:15:43,225
Hello? Ha ha ha!
328
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:46,891
Oh, my God, you are terrifying.
329
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,090
Kids are gonna start wearing
you as a Halloween mask!
330
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,721
Doug! Doug, we're halfway there.
331
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:53,221
I broke up a marriage.
All you gotta do
332
00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:54,986
is break up a boyfriend
and a girlfriend.
333
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,352
I could do that
before breakfast.
334
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:57,818
No, no! I'm... I'm not doin' it!
335
00:15:57,886 --> 00:15:59,085
Doug, Vermont!
336
00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:00,517
Think of Vermont.
337
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,916
Skiing...
338
00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:04,614
just the 4 of us
relaxing in the hot tub?
339
00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:07,081
I betcha they look
pretty when they're wet.
340
00:16:07,147 --> 00:16:09,778
No, that is it!
End of story, OK?
341
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,843
Stop staring, devil woman!
342
00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:23,471
I... I'm sorry I didn't
check in, Simone.
343
00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:26,270
Yeah, I just... I can't
call you every 10 minutes!
344
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:27,536
Yeah.
345
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:30,000
I'm havin' a beer with Doug.
346
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:32,033
Oh, it's one beer, OK?
347
00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:33,599
I'll see you at home.
348
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:39,163
Man, Simone is all
over me lately.
349
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,462
You know what I'm all over?
350
00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:44,360
Purple M&Ms.
351
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:46,125
I fought 'em for a while, but...
352
00:16:46,193 --> 00:16:48,324
they won.
353
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:51,789
I mean, she's pretty, but...
354
00:16:51,857 --> 00:16:53,755
she's really needy!
355
00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:56,986
You know, she's always asking if
I think her boobs look normal.
356
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:01,683
"They look fine. Now, can
you put them back in?"
357
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,014
I just don't know. What
should I do here, Doug?
358
00:17:19,174 --> 00:17:20,706
It's done.
359
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:42,728
Hey, it's the fixer!
360
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:48,092
All, applauding: Hey, Fixie!
Hey!
361
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,957
Gentlemen, can I have a
moment of your time?
362
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:54,123
Sure. Make some space
for the fixer, boys.
363
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:55,721
There we go. Right there.
364
00:17:55,789 --> 00:17:56,853
Fellas,
365
00:17:56,921 --> 00:17:59,053
these, uh, past few weeks
366
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,918
we've spent together,
367
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,484
they've meant the world to me,
368
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:05,716
but the truth is...
369
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:12,745
The truth is...
370
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,209
it's an honor to
fix your tickets!
371
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:19,408
Fixie!
372
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:20,407
Fixie!
373
00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:28,037
Oh, Fixie, Fixie!
374
00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:23,207
Great game, huh, honey?
375
00:19:24,774 --> 00:19:25,839
What's your problem?
376
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,238
They're my problem.
377
00:19:28,739 --> 00:19:30,570
What? Well, look at them.
They're perfect!
378
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,202
We made a beautiful match.
379
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,234
No, we took 4 innocent
people into the lab
380
00:19:34,302 --> 00:19:36,200
and built ourselves
a Franken-couple.
381
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:37,499
Just stop it!
382
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:41,463
Hey, uh, are you
guys OK over there?
383
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:43,862
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's all good over here.
No problems.
384
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:44,929
Yeah, it's all good.
385
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,595
We're fine. We... We
got what we want,
386
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:48,793
and, clearly, that's all
that really matters.
387
00:19:50,094 --> 00:19:52,058
Oh, just Diet Coke for me, baby.
Thanks.
388
00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:53,492
Mm-wah.
389
00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:55,823
What is up with Doug?
390
00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:56,855
I don't know.
391
00:19:56,923 --> 00:19:59,387
He's been actin' like
a real tool lately.
392
00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:01,586
I don't get it. What
does Carrie see in him?
393
00:20:01,654 --> 00:20:02,785
I don't know.
394
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,282
Jeff!
395
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,549
Oh, my God! Eddie! How ya doin'?
396
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:12,547
Great! Wow, it's been
a few years, huh?
397
00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:13,880
How'd you score these seats?
398
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,112
Oh, uh, we got them
from our friend Carrie.
399
00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:18,410
Ooh, she's cute.
400
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,809
What's her situation?
401
00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:22,774
Well...
402
00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:28,071
she's with someone,
403
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,169
but they seem to
fight a lot lately.
404
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,602
Uh, Carrie?
405
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,433
Meet Jeff.
406
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,800
Hello.
407
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:50,826
Hi.
408
00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:51,925
Hi.
409
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,158
Oh, I'm sorry. I... I
didn't mean to stare,
410
00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:57,456
but you just look so
lovely in that sweater.
411
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,956
Really?
412
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:02,121
'Cause it... it's
hard for me to shop.
413
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,885
I'm a little uneven on top.
414
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:07,750
Well, you look perfect to me.
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