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DOUG: ♪ Love exciting and new
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♪ Come aboard me
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♪ I'm expecting you
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♪ The Doug Boat
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All right, all right! Enough!
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What? That's my
Valentine's Day thing.
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Yes. It's adorable.
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Now, could you step aside here
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and let a little bit of
hot water hit me, please?
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Here. Hold on. How's this?
How does that feel?
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Like I'm being spit on.
Now, come on. Stop.
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You have to move aside here.
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Why don't you slide up in here?
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I can't, sweetie.
There is no room.
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You have to move.
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There you go. Whoa!
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Okay.
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Okay, how's that? Yeah. Better.
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All right.
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Good. Because I'm not
done serenading you yet.
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Now, I'm gonna kick
things up a notch,
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if you'll indulge me
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with a little ditty I
think you might remember.
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♪ Engh-engh
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♪ Engh engh engh-engh
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♪ Engh engh engh-engh
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♪ Everybody dance now
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♪ Buhm...
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Honey, I hate that song.
Really, I do.
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You hate it? What are you talking about?
It's our song.
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Our song?
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What do you mean, it's our song?
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That was the song
that was playing
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the first time I met you.
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It was? Yeah. You
don't remember?
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♪ Everybody dance now...
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People, let's keep
it to the right.
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Keep it to the right.
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What's up, guy? Welcome
to Wall Street.
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Can I see some ID?
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♪ Give me the music
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♪ Everybody dance now
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So this is your ID?
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Yes, my ID.
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Okay, you know what?
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First of all, lose the
attitude, friend, okay?
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I'm just doing my job.
Fine, but that's my ID.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Yeah. You got Doug. What's up?
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Yeah, it's cool.
Front door's secure.
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Okay. Out.
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All right, so
Connecticut ID, huh?
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What are you doing down here?
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I go to school here.
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Oh, I see. Okay, so,
you're from Connecticut
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and you go to school down here?
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Yeah.
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You know what? Not
buying it, okay.
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Hey, people, the line!
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What's up, ladies?
Welcome to Wall Street.
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Can I see some ID?
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Actually, mine was stolen,
but I swear I'm 22.
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Enjoy the club.
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Okay. People, the line!
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Okay, guy in the mesh shirt,
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bye-bye.
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Yeah, take it easy. Don't
even waste my time.
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Moose, Moose, could
you get out of here?
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What are you talking about?
I just started working.
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Yeah, I know, I know. But I
just met this girl at the bar,
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and I think I can get
her back to our place.
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Only thing, she won't
go without her friend.
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Guy, I just started
my shift, guy.
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This area must remain clear!
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Come on, Moose,
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you got to do this for me.
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Hey, no. Please?
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No. I'm not getting stuck with
"the friend" again, okay.
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The friend is never as
good as the actual girl.
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That's not true this time.
This one is really cute.
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That's exactly what you said last time.
You remember her?
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Who? Who? This one.
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DEEP VOICE: "Oh, Doug..."
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I don't know. This
just feels right."
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Didn't stop you from
sleeping with her.
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Well...
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All right, give me a couple
of minutes, all right?
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Yes! I'll go get the ladies.
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Hey, Gerard. Yeah, I need you
to come to the front door.
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My uncle just got killed.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. He's in a
better place now.
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Okay.
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What's up, ladies. Doug.
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This is Carrie. How you doing?
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Good.
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And this is Lynn.
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Hey, I love your headset.
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Oh, yeah. This? Yeah, yeah.
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It keeps me in touch
with my staff.
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I don't rest unless I
know they're all okay.
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Huh? That's cool.
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No. That's survival.
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Hey, it's called "excuse me"!
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Why don't you try it next time?
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Yeah. This woman's a tiger.
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All right, I don't know if
I'm loving the arm thing.
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Oh, sorry.
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All right, so you ladies,
you got the address.
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We'll see you back at our house?
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Okay, bye.
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So, what do you think?
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Mine's great.
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Yours seems kind of bitchy.
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Come on. Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up.
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We got to hurry up and
de-crap this place
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before they get here.
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We got... We got,
like, two minutes.
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There's no way we're
gonna get it all.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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All right, look, don't panic.
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We just got to concentrate
on the big stuff, all right?
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What's the most disgusting
thing about this place?
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I got to go with the smell.
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All right, find it.
I'll be in the kitchen.
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Good, good, good.
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Hey, Moose,
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what happens if we both
get lucky tonight?
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Who's gonna get the bedroom?
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That's a classy
problem, my friend.
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Whoa! I think I found the smell.
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Oh, good, man. Way to go.
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That is bad. But that's not it.
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It's more in the meat family.
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I'll keep looking. All right.
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Hey, I got a good idea.
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Why don't we got a book
for the coffee table?
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This way, it looks like we read.
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Oh, good, good. Good idea.
Good idea.
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You got one?
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Yeah. You know what? I
got it in my old, uh...
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SAT study book, okay?
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I'll break it open and
I'll highlight some crap.
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Oh, you know what, I forgot.
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I got to go get something.
I'll be right back.
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Whose dog is that?
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It's that guy down the hall.
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What the hell you doing with it?
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When I was hitting on Carrie,
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I told her I rescued a
stray from the pound.
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A pound rescue? That's good.
Can I get in on that with you?
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You know, like, we both
saw him, we fell in love?
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Actually, I already told
her you fought me on it.
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Oh, great. I hate
abandoned dogs.
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Thanks, thanks. Way
to start me off.
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Oh, God, they're here.
All right...
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Yeah. Come on up!
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What the hell are you doing?
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What are you talking about?
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That's my spot. Get out of it.
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I ain't moving. Get out of here.
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Get out.
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Sorry, man, but I need my spot.
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I look good here.
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Fine.
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How do I look?
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Suck in your gut.
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It is in.
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Then you look good.
How do I look?
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You look like a stud, man.
You're the man.
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You're the man!
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Okay, look, we're both the men.
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There can be two men, okay?
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So cool out.
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You gave them the
apartment number, right?
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Okay, let's try one from
the analogy section.
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"Pride is to lion as
what is to goose"?
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Flock!
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No. No, I'm sorry.
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The correct answer is gaggle.
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That answer again... Gaggle.
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Start drinking, honey.
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A quick question: is this
the whole evening here?
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Because I got to
admit, I didn't study.
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It's a drinking game. It's fun.
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It's the SAT's.
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Don't you have
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any real games?
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I gave all our real games
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to the kids I tutor
at the orphanage.
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Oh, you tutor orphans.
That is so sweet.
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Yeah, I guess. You know...
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It just doesn't feel like
enough, though, you know?
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I mean, these kids have
been given nothing,
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and society...
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Is... Bad.
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God, you are such
a sensitive guy.
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It's hard to believe
that you bounce.
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Do you, you know, get into a
lot of fights at the club?
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Well, you know,
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I try everything I
can not to fight.
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It's like I tell my
boys, "Always be nice.
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"Be very nice...
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"Until it's time to not be nice.
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Then, be very not nice."
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I love that.
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Yeah. I can't take
full credit, though.
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Patrick Swayze said
it in Road House.
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Oh, I never saw that movie.
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You never saw it?
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It's only the greatest
movie ever made,
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except for Risky Business.
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Really?
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So...
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Carrie...
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Yeah?
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You like baseball?
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Well, I've been to
a few Met games.
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Yeah? The Mets,
the amazing Mets.
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You know why they
call them that?
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Because they're amazing.
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Well, that clears
up that mystery.
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You know what else
would be amazing?
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Hmm?
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Your beautiful body in my bed.
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Yeah. You're right.
That would be amazing.
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What's up with your dog?
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Oh, that?
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Ah, he's okay. He's fine.
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Hey, buddy! Come here, buddy!
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Come on! Come to Daddy! Come on!
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Oh, I forgot. He's deaf.
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Okay, how about some beers?
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Yeah. Let's keep this
party rolling, huh?
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Yeah.
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All right, ladies, get ready,
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because we're coming up on
the vocabulary section.
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Hurry.
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Oh, Carrie, Richie is so cute.
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You did good.
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I did good? The guy's a moron.
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Then why did you want
to come back here?
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I don't know. I
liked his cologne.
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Plus, he seemed a lot smarter
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when he was completely
drowned out by music.
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I'm telling you, he
should walk around
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with a boom box
strapped to his head.
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I'm serious.
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You like your guy?
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Oh, Dan?
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Yeah, he's, you know,
kind of sweet.
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I don't think his name is Dan.
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I am so in.
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You are. You are
doing good, Moose.
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But I don't know about
Carrie, though.
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Yeah. She's quite a
cupcake, that one, huh?
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I don't get it. We were totally
hitting it off at the club.
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I look good, right?
You say I look good.
260
00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,475
You look great, man.
She's so into you.
261
00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:08,576
It's a go for Richie.
262
00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:09,977
I don't know.
263
00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:12,980
Maybe you've just got to
kick things up a notch.
264
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:16,718
It's time to bust out
the heavy artillery.
265
00:11:33,436 --> 00:11:34,636
Huh?
266
00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:36,971
This is pretty cool, huh?
267
00:11:36,973 --> 00:11:38,706
Yeah. It's kind of trippy.
268
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,475
Hey, check out my choppers.
269
00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:50,585
Oh, that is so cool.
270
00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,386
And I love this album.
271
00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:53,555
Oh, these guys are great.
272
00:11:53,557 --> 00:11:55,356
Me and Richie went to
their concert last year.
273
00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:57,625
We got totally wasted.
274
00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,627
Richie got a shirt.
275
00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:01,863
Cool.
276
00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:02,897
So, Carrie?
277
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,567
Yeah?
278
00:12:05,569 --> 00:12:07,368
You feeling what I'm feeling?
279
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,605
I don't know. Are you
feeling nauseous?
280
00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,910
A little bit.
281
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,447
What kind of beer is this?
282
00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:20,949
It tastes kind of weird.
283
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:25,920
Oh, it's Canadian.
It's stout lager. Ale.
284
00:12:25,922 --> 00:12:29,457
Mm. There's definitely
something wrong with it.
285
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:32,093
Actually, mine tastes
a little weird too.
286
00:12:32,095 --> 00:12:36,498
Mm... Not weird. It
tastes like gin.
287
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:40,267
You put gin in our beers?
288
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,103
I was out of vodka.
289
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,545
It's not funny, you idiot.
290
00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:52,747
RICHIE: Hey, I was just
trying to loosen things up
291
00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:53,748
a little bit!
292
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,749
You've been bitching and moaning
293
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:55,750
since you got here.
294
00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:57,318
You're like my mother.
295
00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,421
Oh, I'm sorry. You
don't like me, Fonzie?
296
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:01,455
Well, that's okay.
297
00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:02,490
All right, Lynn, come on.
298
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,825
Get your mini-backpack.
We're going.
299
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,660
Carrie, come on!
300
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:08,062
What the hell are you doing?
Why are you spiking the beers?
301
00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:09,764
I was trying to get them in bed.
302
00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:11,599
Okay, that explains theirs.
What about mine?
303
00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:15,036
Ladies, ladies, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
304
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:17,138
Hang on, man. There's
no reason to go.
305
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,740
Yeah, Carrie, I agree with Dan.
306
00:13:18,742 --> 00:13:21,442
I mean, you are making a
huge deal out of nothing.
307
00:13:21,444 --> 00:13:22,610
Who?
308
00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:25,747
Oh, am I?
309
00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:28,082
When should I make a big
deal about it, huh?
310
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:29,684
When we're stuffed in oil drums
311
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:32,386
and buried under their building?
312
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:35,089
Did she call me Dan?
313
00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:37,592
Hey, you know what? Just go.
314
00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,226
And I'll tell you
something else.
315
00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:40,394
It's your loss,
316
00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:43,665
because I was gonna show
you my fireman's uniform.
317
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,733
Oh, really? Because I was
gonna sleep with you
318
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:48,102
just so I can hear your little
amazing Mets story again.
319
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:50,605
What was it? Oh, yeah.
"They're amazing."
320
00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:51,773
That's great. Let's go.
321
00:13:51,775 --> 00:13:53,074
Let's go.
322
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:55,276
I'd love to see your
fireman's uniform, Richie.
323
00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:57,612
Wha... Lynn!
324
00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:58,780
Well, I'm sorry. I would.
325
00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:00,147
All right, come on.
326
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:01,515
His uniform's nothing!
327
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:04,385
I got a little league
uniform that blows it away!
328
00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:06,187
Lynn, come on!
You're my ride home!
329
00:14:06,189 --> 00:14:07,755
WHISPERING: He's so cute!
330
00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:08,756
Lynn!
331
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:09,757
Lynn?
332
00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,192
Lynn?
333
00:14:11,194 --> 00:14:12,827
Lynn?
334
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,601
What are they doing?
335
00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,436
What do you think they're doing?
336
00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:31,604
I don't know.
337
00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:33,940
Maybe he really is just
showing her his uniform.
338
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,474
I heard moaning.
339
00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:37,778
Maybe she's injured.
340
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,282
Yeah. That's it. That's it.
341
00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:45,018
I don't believe this.
She was my date.
342
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:48,621
Yeah? Well, I got news for you.
Your date's not going so well.
343
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:50,924
All I know is if you
would have gone in there
344
00:14:50,926 --> 00:14:52,325
and checked out his
stupid uniform,
345
00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:54,327
I'd be with Lynn right now and
everything would be fine.
346
00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:56,762
Hey, hey, don't
blame this on me.
347
00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,564
If you can't get Lynn
to sleep with you,
348
00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,699
that's your fault,
349
00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:02,768
because I'll tell you, she
sleeps with everybody.
350
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,371
That's great. Yeah, good.
Keep it coming.
351
00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:09,075
What the hell is that smell?
352
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:12,946
We don't know!
353
00:15:12,948 --> 00:15:16,816
Will you take a break from
your bad personality?
354
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:20,553
Excuse me, Billy Ray Dufus,
355
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:22,621
but I happen to have a
very nice personality
356
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,490
when I am not sitting
in a stinky apartment
357
00:15:24,492 --> 00:15:26,025
being drugged
358
00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,460
with a disgusting
gin/beer cocktail!
359
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,064
I think I'm gonna be sick.
360
00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:32,798
Well, if you're gonna puke,
don't puke here, okay?
361
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,167
You got to puke in the bathroom.
362
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:35,668
All right, could you stop
saying the word "puke"?
363
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:36,936
Because it makes
me want to puke.
364
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:38,938
Okay. I didn't know it
was gonna make you sick.
365
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,539
I won't say it anymore.
366
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:43,076
You want to see my
collection of puka shells?
367
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,582
Okay, I work in a bar.
368
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,367
I've seen hundreds
of people puke.
369
00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:53,158
They've all managed to miss me.
370
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,149
Congratulations.
371
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,258
But on the plus side,
372
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:01,094
this place has a new smell now.
373
00:16:01,096 --> 00:16:03,596
Hey, listen, um...
374
00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:05,398
Thanks for holding my hair back
375
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,799
when I was throwing up.
376
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,434
Ah, forget about it.
377
00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,836
I was basically just
steering you away
378
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,738
from my Sports Illustrated.
379
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,409
Look at that. A little
smile there, huh?
380
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:18,111
See? You look nice
when you smile.
381
00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:19,913
You should try to work
that into the rotation
382
00:16:19,915 --> 00:16:21,447
a little more often.
383
00:16:21,449 --> 00:16:22,848
Ha ha.
384
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,552
So, uh, bouncing,
that's your thing?
385
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,853
You like that?
386
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:31,791
Yeah, you know. It's...
It's good for now.
387
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,659
I like working with my hands.
388
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,564
It's really just a
stepping stone, though.
389
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,632
To what?
390
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,767
I want to open my
own sandwich shop.
391
00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:43,069
Uh-huh.
392
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,603
You know, a little
neighborhood place
393
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:48,908
where people can come by if they want...
A sandwich.
394
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,676
A sandwich shop. That's...
395
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:51,978
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
396
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,980
But, you know, like, a cool
little place, you know?
397
00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:55,248
With great sandwiches,
398
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,516
and each sandwich would be
named after one of my buddies.
399
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,551
Oh, sounds great.
400
00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,486
But what if you
have a falling out
401
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:01,654
with one of your buddies
402
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:03,423
and he represents a
classic sandwich?
403
00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:07,593
I didn't work out all
the details yet.
404
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,462
So how about you?
What do you do?
405
00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:11,064
Well, I'm currently interviewing
406
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:14,133
for a very high-powered
executive assistant position
407
00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,534
in Manhattan,
408
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:18,271
but, uh, right now I'm
working at Food Town.
409
00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:19,772
Ahem.
410
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,807
Oh, the one on Hillside Avenue?
411
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:23,843
No. The one on
Northern Boulevard.
412
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,611
Oh...
413
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:27,513
Because I... I go
to the other one.
414
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,618
But I'm sure they're all...
Good.
415
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,989
Yeah, I mean, it's a chain.
Pretty standard. Yeah.
416
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,300
Wait a second. Where...
Where's the dog?
417
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,069
I don't know.
418
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,071
Why is the door open?
You left the door open!
419
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,572
I did not!
420
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,741
You did so! Before, when
you were about to leave!
421
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,576
No. I'm sure I closed it!
422
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,345
No, you didn't! Do you see area?
423
00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:01,814
It should be covered by this!
424
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,084
Well, I am sorry!
425
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,086
I was a little disoriented
with your little light show.
426
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:07,953
Okay?
427
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,589
Richie! Guy!
428
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,925
Uh, not a great time, Moose!
429
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:16,329
Yeah, Carrie left the door
open and the dog got away!
430
00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:17,497
So?
431
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,465
So I think someone
should look for him.
432
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,768
And if you remember, I
was against getting him.
433
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,938
So I think it should be you.
434
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,606
Moose, I'm begging you.
435
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,409
Stop talking!
436
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:30,843
DOUG: All right, fine,
437
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,645
but I'm not going and
looking for the dog,
438
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,746
so you can forget it.
439
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,782
LYNN: Dan?
440
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,118
Yeah?
441
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,287
Could you get me a Fresca?
442
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:43,189
Nah!
443
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,125
Wait a minute. Wait.
444
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,327
Aren't one of you guys gonna
go look for your dog?
445
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:49,728
It's not even our
dog, all right?
446
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,097
Richie borrowed him
from a neighbor
447
00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:52,465
to impress you with
his sensitivity
448
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,933
so you'd sleep with him.
449
00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,634
RICHIE: He doesn't
tutor orphans!
450
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,903
Shut up!
451
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,943
Where the hell is that dog?
452
00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:07,180
Do you think that maybe
we can put the top up?
453
00:19:07,182 --> 00:19:08,781
Excuse me. It's a
sports car, okay?
454
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,416
You want to get the
whole experience.
455
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:13,419
Otherwise, you might as well
just drive a station wagon.
456
00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:16,622
I'm freezing. Could you
please put the top up?
457
00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:19,725
It's broken.
458
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,561
Then could you at least
put the heat on?
459
00:19:21,563 --> 00:19:22,761
It's broken.
460
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,098
This is great.
461
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,899
Supposed to sit in
this piece of crap
462
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:28,901
while the wind rakes
through my hair?
463
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:29,902
It's perfect.
464
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,870
What are you worried about?
465
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,506
You got enough
hairspray in there
466
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:34,673
to stop a bullet.
467
00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:39,479
Excuse me.
468
00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:43,782
This happens to be a
style from a magazine.
469
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:45,118
Oh, yeah?
470
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,486
What magazine is that?
471
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:49,755
The Too Much Hairspray Gazette?
472
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,260
Okay, you know what?
473
00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:55,628
Let's just look for
the dog, okay?
474
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:56,895
I would love to
look for the dog.
475
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,464
Well, good. Why don't you
start calling his name, then?
476
00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:00,266
Because I don't know his name.
477
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,900
Well, say something.
478
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:03,769
Fine!
479
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,304
Lassie!
480
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,307
Spot!
481
00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:10,610
Toto!
482
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:12,645
Wait, wait, wait. I
think that's him.
483
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:13,646
Where?
484
00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:15,615
Right in front of that house.
485
00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:17,016
Oh, wow,
486
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:19,252
he's really giving himself
a once-over, huh?
487
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,991
This is nice, real nice.
488
00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:27,326
Yeah, well, I'm
glad you're happy.
489
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:29,962
Could you please not sit
on my softball stuff?
490
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,764
You know, I was gonna
stay home tonight.
491
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,232
I really was.
492
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:34,500
Oh, yeah?
493
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,802
Well, thanks for slapping
on a couple coats of paint
494
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,171
and coming out.
495
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,008
You know what? Stop the car.
496
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,677
I'm just kidding
around, all right?
497
00:20:44,679 --> 00:20:45,978
I said, stop the car!
498
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,680
Aah! Pinch the guy driving.
That's smart.
499
00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:48,847
I'm getting out.
500
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:50,115
Where you going?
501
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:51,250
I'm going home.
502
00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:52,652
There's a bus stop
right over there.
503
00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:54,453
You can't go to that
bus stop, all right?
504
00:20:54,455 --> 00:20:56,055
This is not a great
neighborhood.
505
00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:57,423
I will take my chances!
506
00:20:57,425 --> 00:21:00,125
I'm serious, okay?
I will leave you.
507
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,460
Good. Go.
508
00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:03,496
I... You know... I'm serious!
I'm not coming back!
509
00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,797
So. Good. Don't.
510
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,698
Fine!
511
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:15,641
What are you doing?
512
00:21:15,643 --> 00:21:17,643
Oh, she's so annoying.
513
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:20,112
She has high hair.
514
00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:22,648
She totally didn't get
the sandwich shop thing.
515
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,918
Just pull away, man.
Just pull away.
516
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,356
Oh, God.
517
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,168
Let me understand this.
518
00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:13,607
You're from Utah, and
you're visiting New York?
519
00:22:13,609 --> 00:22:15,308
Yeah.
520
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:19,445
Sorry. I'm not buying
it, "Donald Osmond."
521
00:22:19,447 --> 00:22:22,215
People, the line!
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