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Arthur, what are you doing?
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What does it look like
I'm doing, Einstein?
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It looks like you're unloading
dirty dishes, Einstein.
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They're clean, Einstein.
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No. They're dirty. I
just loaded them,
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and I went to the store to get
a box of detergent, Einstein.
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Well, why didn't you leave a
note saying that, Einstein?
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Stop calling me Einstein!
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Stop calling me Einstein!
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No big deal. Okay?
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We'll just reload the
dishwasher and wash them.
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Okay. Now, which... which of
these did you already put away?
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Let's see. I definitely remember
putting away a blue bowl
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with big white and
yellow sunflowers on it.
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Okay. We don't own
anything close to that.
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We might have a problem.
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All right. Then we
have no other choice.
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We're just gonna have to
wash everything we own.
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This never happened.
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Right-o.
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CARRIE: Really?
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Oh, God, it must be so
annoying when they do that.
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Hey.
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All right. So we're off
for tonight, I guess.
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Deacon and Kelly canceling?
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Yeah. They can't get a sitter.
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All right. No biggie.
You know what?
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We'll just do our
own thing tonight.
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Hey, you wanna go to
the batting cages?
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Batting cages? Batting cages?
Uh-huh.
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We'll do the batting cages.
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Oh, that sounds like a fun idea.
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What sounds like a fun
idea, batting cages?
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All right. So we'll
just come by at 7:00.
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Why are we coming
by at 7:00, Carrie?
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Carrie. Carrie. Carrie. Carrie.
Carrie-Carrie-Carrie.
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Carrie. Carrie.
Carrie-Car-carrie.
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Carrie, why... Carrie...
Could you hang on a second?
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Would you shut up?
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Just let me know
what's happening.
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They invited us over
for game night.
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There's no game on tonight.
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Board games, okay? All right.
So, we'll see you at 7:00.
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Should we pick up some deli?
Board games? Board games?
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No. No. Batting cages!
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Okay. All right. All right.
We'll see you then.
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Okay. Bye-bye. My God,
are you annoying.
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Well, why did you agree to that?
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What, she thought it'd be
fun to have game night.
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What was I gonna say?
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You say, "No, Kelly, you're wrong.
It won't be fun."
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All right. Could you stop making
a production out of this?
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Now, look, Richie and
Donna are coming, too.
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We'll sit. We'll drink. We'll
play board games. Big deal.
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Game night.
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More like gay night.
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Okay. And on that
incredibly clever note,
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could you go take a shower?
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Well, Douglas, sounds like
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you got yourself roped
into one deadly evening.
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Game night. Brutal.
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You see?
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Just go get ready.
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Unfortunate timing, too.
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I just fell into two tickets
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to the Knicks/Lakers
game tonight.
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Really? How did you get those?
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They were a gift
from my friend Willy
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over at Swifty's Dry Cleaners.
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Apparently, his regular client,
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a certain Mr. Latrell Sprewell,
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had a nasty cranberry juice
stain on his felt hat
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which Willy was able to remove.
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Willy happens to owe me a favor.
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Long story short...
Section 4, row A.
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I'm sorry you couldn't make it.
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Carrie, Knicks/Lakers.
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All right. Fine. Go.
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Thank you. I love you.
I'm in, baby.
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This is awkward. Truth be told, I
don't know anyone named Willy.
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I only made up the
story to taunt you,
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and it obviously
backfired on me.
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My apologies.
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That was a rough one.
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Ice cream. Cone?
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Ice cream.
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Chocolate, vanilla,
scoop, dessert.
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Da da da a da.
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Ice cream.
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Flavors, um, sundae, Tom
Carvel, cookie-puss.
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Come on! I need more here!
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Ice cream.
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I mean another word, Doug.
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Time's up!
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What the hell was it?
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It was 'truck.' Ice cream truck.
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You know, Good Humor
with the bell?
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It was a good clue.
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Doug, you drive a
truck for a living.
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How about, "What I
drive for a living?"
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That would've been another
way to go with it, yes.
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All right. What's the score?
What's the score?
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Okay. It's 18 for you
guys and 19 for us.
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Uh, 25 wins, so next
round's for the money.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are we?
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Let's just say you're
well in third.
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Yeah. Well, that's okay. This
is where we make our move.
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That's right, sweetie.
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All right. You
ready there, Rich?
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Flip it.
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Clock's ticking.
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How about a clue, Rich?
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Say something.
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Time!
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It was turtle.
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So why didn't you
give me a clue?
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I thought of a good one, but
it had the word turtle in it.
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All right. Good strategy.
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Well, folks, this could be it.
For the win.
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Bring it. You ready?
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Yeah. Go.
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Famous ruin in Italy.
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Tower of Pisa. No. Nassau...
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The Coliseum! Yeah.
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Peppermint... Peppermint,
peppermint twist!
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Peppermint schnapps! Yes.
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The Colorado... River!
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No. Colorado... Time!
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Was it Rockies?
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Yeah, but, man, I thought
we had more time than that.
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Yeah. It goes fast, doesn't it?
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Okay. Honey, come on.
Our turn! Our turn!
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Hey, it turned out to be a
fun night after all, huh?
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Yes. Fun night. Yep. Yeah.
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Especially because it looked
like we were gonna lose,
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and then, boom! Turned itself
right around, out of nowhere.
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Yeah. By the way, I
promised Kelly a rematch
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at our house on Friday.
Is that cool?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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You know what I really love
about being married to you?
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Not having to pay for sex?
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Yeah. Yeah, that's good, too.
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No, uh, what I meant was
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that we're always
there for each other.
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You know, talk...
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to admit stuff.
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Why? You, uh, you have
something you want to admit?
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Me? Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes.
As a matter of fact,
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yes, I do.
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Well, what is it?
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Uh, well, tonight, at
Deacon and Kelly's...
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Yeah? I...
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I stole a bar of soap.
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You stole soap? Why?
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Well, it wasn't just a
regular bar of soap.
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It was one of those
nice decorative ones,
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looked like a seashell.
Had to have it.
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So, where is it? Um,
it's, uh, it's gone.
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I washed my hands with
it and now it's gone.
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So you didn't actually steal it.
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You just used it.
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Well, either way, I
was very, very wrong.
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I wouldn't worry
too much about it.
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Phew. Feels good to get
that off my chest though.
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Man, what a relief.
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Once again, I'm good
with the man upstairs!
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Ahem. How about you?
Got anything?
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No.
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So, when we're driving home,
I gave her every possible
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chance to come clean, and nothing!
You know?
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Like it never happened.
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She just sat there like ice.
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I don't know.
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You think I'm making
too much of this?
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What do you think?
Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe I'd have
more of an opinion
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if I'd been invited to
this little game night.
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Don't look at me, all right?
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Kelly put the whole
thing together.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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And believe me, you're
lucky you missed it.
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Oh, yeah. I feel lucky. I got
to stay home, eat cheatsheetos,
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and watch the E!-true Hollywood
Story of Leif Garrett.
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Will you listen to me? It
was a couples thing. Okay?
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You and a furby don't count.
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Now, will you just
give me your opinion?
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Fine. I... I think
you're overreacting.
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So she cheated at a board game.
That's not so terrible.
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See? You just don't
get it, do you?
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I've been with her
for six years.
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I thought I knew her. I thought
I knew everything about her.
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Now I feel like I
hardly know her at all.
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I mean, if we went on
The Newlywed Game,
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we'd... we'd come in last.
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Actually first, because
she'd probably cheat.
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This is just so weird.
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I don't know what the
hell's going on here.
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Wait a minute. I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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I made a comment to
Kelly last week,
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and I think she
took it racially.
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That's why she didn't invite me!
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It was delicious fried chicken.
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I shouldn't say anything?
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Hey! Hey.
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You're late. Yeah.
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I just, uh, stopped off and
had a beer with Spence.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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We were just talking,
just chit-chatting.
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Do you know he's got
a third nipple?
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Wow. That's a weird one.
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Yeah. Threw me, too.
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Listen, I'm, uh, kind of beat.
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So I'm just gonna grab a beer
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and hang out in the
living room till dinner.
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You all right with that?
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Sure. You can also
pee if you want.
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You don't have to ask.
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Ha. I might take you up on that.
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Man, my pockets
are just stuffed.
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So I'm gonna leave
everything here for now.
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If that's all right, you know?
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What have we got in here?
Gosh, I got some keys...
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Well, what else? Ooh, Jolly Rancher gum.
Look at that.
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You ever choose this stuff?
I know why he's jolly.
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And all this bundle of cash.
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Gosh, I don't even know how
much is there, you know?
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Who's got time to
count nowadays?
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Uh-huh.
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Anyhoo, all right,
uh, so I'm gonna go
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crash on the couch now.
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You do what you gotta do,
and you and I we'll...
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We'll regroup later, okay?
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You got it, Butch.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Forgot my beer. Nothing
like a little alcohol
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to pull you under, huh?
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I got a beer.
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Oh, my God!
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What are you doing?
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I think the question is,
what are you doing?
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I'm trying to cook dinner.
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Oh, really? What are we
having, cash-foo-yung?
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I was just moving your crap.
What the hell is going on?
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Why are you watching me?
Because...
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I saw you cheat at game night.
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What? What are you
talking about?
250
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:30,666
That's crazy.
251
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:33,268
Carrie, I saw you do it. I
saw you flip over the timer
252
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,870
When Deacon and Kelly
were about to win.
253
00:12:34,872 --> 00:12:36,538
What? Would you...
Would you stop it.
254
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:39,041
It fell, and I put it back,
255
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,643
Maybe the wrong way.
256
00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,377
Yeah. Fell. Okay. Then
how do you explain
257
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,114
you picking up the card, looking
at it, and putting it back, huh?
258
00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:48,017
I... I did not. Excuse me,
you gave me a good clue,
259
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,417
so I got the answer.
260
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,386
Oh, please. Okay? The
word was "snorkel,"
261
00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:55,557
and my clue was
"that curvy thing."
262
00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:56,959
You see, I got the image.
263
00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,661
We had a good thing going there.
264
00:12:58,663 --> 00:13:00,095
Carrie!
265
00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:03,198
All right. Fine. So, I
turned over the timer
266
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,167
and looked at the stupid card.
Big deal.
267
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,568
You don't think it's a big deal?
268
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,170
You know what? Let me
tell you something,
269
00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:10,639
I think it is a big deal because
I've been walking around
270
00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:11,907
here for the last two days,
271
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:16,679
worried that my wife is some
sneaky, shifty little sicko.
272
00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:19,682
Oh, so that's why you decided
to lay your trap for me
273
00:13:19,684 --> 00:13:23,686
with your enticing
$12 in singles, huh?
274
00:13:23,688 --> 00:13:25,688
Where... where are the
video cameras, huh?
275
00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:26,855
Ooh, are you wired?
276
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,456
All right. All right.
Now, stop it. Okay?
277
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,692
Listen to me!
278
00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:30,693
All right. That was stupid.
279
00:13:30,695 --> 00:13:32,094
I admit it, but...
280
00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:33,395
I was worried about you.
281
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,897
You were worried about me?
282
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,498
Maybe you should worry
about yourself, buddy boy.
283
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,632
What do you mean?
284
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,702
Excuse me? When we
go to the Sizzler,
285
00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:42,270
you don't steal
from the salad bar?
286
00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:46,875
Uh, any shrimp that falls
on the ice is up for grabs.
287
00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:50,713
And besides, the Sizzlers
are not our friends.
288
00:13:50,715 --> 00:13:52,547
Look, Doug, did
anybody get hurt?
289
00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,049
No. We all had a good time,
290
00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:56,218
and we'll all have a good
time again this Friday,
291
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,754
So just drop it. Okay?
292
00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:01,489
Having another game
night on Friday?
293
00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:04,492
Yeah. Damn.
294
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,795
What?
295
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:07,996
Well, I was feeling badly
296
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:10,866
about my cruel practical
joke the other night
297
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:12,167
regarding the Knicks.
298
00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:14,770
So as a gesture of good will
I went down to the Garden,
299
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:17,472
and I purchased tickets
for Friday night's game.
300
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:21,476
Really? That was very
nice of you, Arthur.
301
00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:23,378
Mind you, they're
not great seats,
302
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:26,949
but they're the best I could
do on such short notice.
303
00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:28,416
Unfortunately, I didn't know
304
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,585
you had another game
night scheduled.
305
00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:32,587
You know what? I don't
feel very much like going
306
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:33,856
to game night on Friday,
307
00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:36,524
so count me in,
my little friend.
308
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:39,928
Once again, this is awkward.
309
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:48,637
Game night. Let's get
things rollirolling'.
310
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:49,838
How about some Oppo-Zoppo?
311
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,473
"The game where
opposites attract."
312
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,841
What else you got?
313
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:56,344
Well, we got Naught-t, where
the letter "t" is taboo,
314
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:58,814
or Baby Talk, which is actually
315
00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,382
too annoying to even consider.
316
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:03,152
Uh, Oppo-Zoppo sounds fun.
317
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:05,187
All right. Well, let's
just Oppo some Zoppo.
318
00:15:05,189 --> 00:15:07,790
You know what? Who says we have
to play board games at all?
319
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,591
Hey, you guys wanna
light bags of dog crap
320
00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:13,561
and leave them on
people's porches?
321
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:16,165
What are you talking about?
We had fun last time.
322
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,433
Yeah. Besides, you can't
just win and walk away.
323
00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:20,402
We got... we got business
to take care of.
324
00:15:24,307 --> 00:15:26,108
Guys! Guys. Guys. Guys.
Guys. Guys.
325
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:31,280
I, um, I have... I have
a confession to make.
326
00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:35,483
Um, last week, when
we were playing, I...
327
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:40,155
I think I may have cheated.
328
00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:44,193
Actually, I did cheat. I did.
329
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,064
You cheated? How did you cheat?
330
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:51,266
Well, I flipped over the timer.
I looked at a card.
331
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,969
I told you one of your
right answers was wrong.
332
00:15:53,971 --> 00:15:56,371
I just got caught up.
It was really stupid.
333
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,974
I'm very sorry.
334
00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,309
It's okay.
335
00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:01,643
Carrie, don't even worry about.
336
00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:03,245
It's a game. It's
not a big deal.
337
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:07,749
Yeah. It's no big deal.
You know?
338
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:09,017
So you guys are not mad?
339
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,485
No. No.
340
00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,620
Come on. How could we be mad?
You're Carrie.
341
00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:13,989
It's really fine, hon.
Really fine.
342
00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:18,560
Let's Oppo-Zoppo!
DEACON: Let's do this!
343
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,997
Box. Box...
344
00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:23,765
Spring. Oppo-Zoppo.
345
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,033
Fall. Yeah!
346
00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:26,168
Yay! Whoo!
347
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,836
Guess you found your game, Rich.
348
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
Yeah. I was beginning to
think you didn't have one.
349
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,840
Well, any game that gets
Donna jumping up and down
350
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,808
is the game for me. Oh, stop.
351
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,810
Hey, hey, you guys are two
points away from winning.
352
00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:37,412
Get out of here.
Let me see that.
353
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,813
KELLY: You've got 48.
They got 40.
354
00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:41,016
KELLY: We only have 36.
DEACON: We better get on it.
355
00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:42,184
KELLY: Yeah, baby.
356
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,993
We had a great time.
Not a problem.
357
00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:52,327
Great. Goodbye.
358
00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,596
You guys are 2 & 0, but next
time you're going down.
359
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,398
You know where we live.
It's just a game.
360
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,900
Who cares who wins, right?
Bye-bye.
361
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,035
What the hell is wrong with you?
362
00:17:00,037 --> 00:17:03,405
I don't know! You're
unbelievable!
363
00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:05,807
Peeking at cards, moving
our thing extra spaces,
364
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:08,610
You know, once I started to look
for it, it was quite a show.
365
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,979
And what was that whole
confession thing about, huh?
366
00:17:10,981 --> 00:17:13,048
Was that just to throw
them off track?
367
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:16,985
No. I meant that! You
know, when I said it.
368
00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:18,186
And then you still cheated.
369
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,955
Well, I wouldn't have
had to if you had
370
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,024
given me one decent clue.
371
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:24,759
Oh, now I understand. So, it's
my poor Oppo-Zoppo skills
372
00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:27,862
that have forced you to become
a pathological liar. Got it!
373
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:30,265
I am not a liar. I'm a cheater.
374
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:33,068
My bad.
375
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,836
What do you want from me, huh?
376
00:17:34,838 --> 00:17:37,839
I agree with you. I
know this is wrong.
377
00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:40,042
It's just that when we're
in the heat of the game,
378
00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:41,543
something comes over me.
379
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,111
I can't stand the
thought of losing,
380
00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:45,680
so I just... I snap.
381
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,549
You know, it's just stupid.
382
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:53,855
At least now I understand why
you always beat me at Scrabble.
383
00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:57,659
Huh? Oh, actually,
that's all you.
384
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:02,697
You were right. I am just
a sneaky little shifty...
385
00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:04,566
what did you call me... A dingo?
386
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:08,437
No. A sicko. Sicko. You're not.
387
00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:09,737
You're not. All right.
388
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,974
Look, you're not a
dishonest person, Carrie.
389
00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:15,978
You just have this one
very weird problem.
390
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,981
Well, let's just hope
it's just one thing.
391
00:18:18,983 --> 00:18:20,815
Just in case, watch your back.
392
00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:23,485
I will.
393
00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:25,454
All right. I have a headache.
394
00:18:25,456 --> 00:18:27,189
I'm gonna go upstairs to bed.
395
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,891
Okay. I'll be up
in a little bit.
396
00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,894
Okay.
397
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:34,496
Hey, you think I
should call everybody
398
00:18:34,498 --> 00:18:35,830
and confess again?
399
00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:40,402
No. No, please. Let's not
go back to that well.
400
00:18:40,404 --> 00:18:44,439
What's going on? It's Carrie.
401
00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:46,908
The weirdest thing. Every time
we get together with our friends
402
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:50,245
to play board games, she...
she cheats.
403
00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:52,147
She cheats? My little girl?
404
00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:55,917
That's impossible. Arthur,
I've seen her do it.
405
00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:59,054
No. No. She may put
some cotton in her bra
406
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:02,090
from time to time, but she
does not cheat at board games.
407
00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:03,091
She admitted it.
408
00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:05,127
Really? Yeah.
409
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:08,163
Huh. That's so unlike her.
410
00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:10,132
When she was a little girl,
411
00:19:10,134 --> 00:19:12,234
we used to play
games all the time.
412
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,801
And she was never like this?
413
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:16,671
Oh, no. No. Goodness no.
414
00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:20,509
She was always so
sweet, so considerate.
415
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:24,046
Oh, the fun we used to have.
416
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:27,916
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
417
00:19:32,522 --> 00:19:34,156
You sure you wanna
go there, darling?
418
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:38,560
I think so, Daddy.
All right, then.
419
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:45,534
You lose. Sorry!
420
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,735
Loser! Winner!
421
00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:53,775
Too bad, chump. Maybe next time!
422
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,511
I'm number one! I'm number one!
423
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:59,013
I'm number one! I'm number one!
424
00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:01,349
Yeah!
425
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,223
Oh, the fun we had.
426
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,824
Good memories.
427
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:15,063
Well, sorry I couldn't shed
more light on this, Douglas.
428
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,770
Honey, I think I know
what's going on! Honey!
429
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,431
Ahem.
430
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:46,035
You sure you want to
move there, darling?
431
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,771
I think so.
432
00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:56,045
I'm sorry, dear. You
seem to have lost,
433
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,381
but that's perfectly all right.
434
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,150
Yes, it is. Because I'm still
a good and valuable person.
435
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:02,952
Indeed you are.
That being said...
436
00:21:02,954 --> 00:21:06,155
Winner! Loser!
437
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,869
Okay, let's try it again.
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