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Doug, I'm back! Sorry
it took me so long.
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DOUG: It's okay. Gotta
level with you.
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I didn't know you went anywhere.
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Ay.
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I dropped my dad
off at Mickey's,
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and I brought the
dog to the kennel.
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Sweetie, where are the bags?
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Deacon and Kelly are gonna be
here any minute to pick us up.
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It's all right, I'm coming down
right now, and I got them.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing?
Make two trips.
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I got it, I got it.
Out of the way.
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Oh, God.
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There you go. Nice job, huh?
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Yeah, nice job, but that there,
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that's our hamper.
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You put all the
luggage next to it.
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I just went in and I
forklifted everything.
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Where are these guys anyway?
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I want to get up
there before dinner.
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That's the beauty of
taking a trip by car.
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You can change your mind
at the last minute,
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go someplace else.
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Doug, don't start.
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Could you take one
more look at it?
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Come on. Deluxe room,
Trump Tower and Casino.
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I'm not looking.
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$39 a night and every room
has its own love tub.
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Doug, do you really want
to spend our anniversary
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at a craps table?
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There and in the love tub.
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Honey, this place is
supposed to be really nice.
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They have apple orchards
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and little brooks
with waterfalls.
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Hey, I bet you five
bucks we see a bunny.
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I don't wanna see a bunny.
I wanna see three bunnies
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followed by the sound
of change dropping.
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Annoying.
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Now, listen to me.
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I am going upstate for
a romantic weekend.
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You could come or not, but
either way, I'm getting some.
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Maybe I better be
there for that.
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Yeah. That's my boy. Okay.
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Look at this. Apple
soap, apple shampoo.
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These people took a theme and
really ran with it, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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Look, look, l-l-look.
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How do you like them apples?
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All right, that's my
joke for the weekend,
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so get used to it.
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Oh, no. I think I
packed too fast.
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What do you mean?
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I have seven t-shirts
and 12 pairs of socks.
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No pants and no underwear.
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Don't worry, honey.
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I packed you some stuff.
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And look.
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What do you think of this?
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Wow.
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I'm gonna have to
diet like a madman.
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Okay, do we get the apple room,
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or is it the whole place?
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Oh, God.
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I know. Apples everywhere.
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And yet, the computer
at the front desk?
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IBM. Go figure.
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Hey, man, I got us
a 2:00 tee time.
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Cool.
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Wow. For a straight guy, you
pack a beautiful suitcase.
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Just like to keep
things organized.
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See, I got my dress pants
and dress shirts here,
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my golf shirts there,
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my dress socks, golf
socks, sweaters,
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t-shirts, vitamins.
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I have nothing to cover the
lower half of my body.
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I'm sure we can get the
other guests to chip in
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and buy you something.
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Ah, look at this!
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Brought a little funk
to upstate, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Track one
is our special song,
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if you know what I'm saying.
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Oh, yeah. Music to shimmy by.
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That's what I'm talking 'bout.
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Should we cancel the golf?
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Thanks again for
dinner, you guys.
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It's your anniversary.
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It's the least we could do.
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That was very sweet.
Now, listen.
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Do not get us a gift,
and I mean it.
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Um... we're not.
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Oh.
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Well, good.
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So...
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You starting to like
this place, hon?
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Yeah, it's okay. A lot
better than that resort
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we stayed at in
Florida last year.
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Oh, come on, you can't
compare the two.
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It's apples and oranges.
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Hah!
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What? Nothing for
that one, either?
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There's no minibar key.
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Oh, I have that.
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Oh, give it to me.
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No. You can't be trusted
with an open minibar.
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Would you give me the key?
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No! Doug, remember last
year at the Marriott?
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I left you alone
for two minutes,
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and I found you passed out
on the $12 Bit-O-Honey.
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Give me the key and we can
get on with our lives.
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No! Not so fast, buddy.
No. How about this?
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You do a little something
to my satisfaction,
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and maybe I will reward
you with a treat.
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Just give me the key. No.
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Give me the key! Stop!
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What is it?
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That's their song.
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What?
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Deacon and Kelly.
They play that music
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when they get a little... Hello!
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah. We have
cleared the tower.
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Don't listen!
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Godspeed, Deacon Palmer.
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Doug, you really can't think
of anything better to do?
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Oh, yeah. The minibar key.
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That's right.
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Now, why don't you
come over here
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and give me your minibar key?
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Sorry. I meant that cute,
but it came out hurtful.
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That's all right.
I'm shaking it off.
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Okay.
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That was really
something, Dougie.
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Well, thank you.
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And you faked more
than usual tonight.
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Well, it is our anniversary.
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So how's your $7
bag of pretzels?
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Cheddar cheese and honey
pretzels, for your information.
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And not so good.
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Well, anyway, you earned them.
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Going for the repeat.
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Maybe they're just
playing the song again.
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Oh, gotta throw you
a no on that one.
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Stop! Stop listening!
Now, come on.
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We gotta get some sleep.
We got a big day tomorrow.
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What are we doing?
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After you play golf, we're gonna
go on a nature walk, canoeing,
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and we're gonna learn how
they make apple cider.
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Can't some things just
remain a mystery?
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Happy anniversary.
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I love you. I love you too.
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♪ Whoo-hoo...
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What? What is it?
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Nothing. Go back to bed.
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♪ Oh, come on
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♪ Whoo
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Big day tomorrow. Cider.
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Yeah, big day, big day.
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♪ Sugar
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You should probably
start getting dressed.
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I told Kelly we would meet
them in the lobby at 9:00.
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Oh, right.
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Right.
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Uh, listen, once again...
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last night was very nice.
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And you were extra special sexy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you were a real tiger.
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No, you were. No, you were.
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All right. Let's just agree
we were both tigers.
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Okay.
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You can probably take your
time getting dressed.
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I hope they make it in
time for breakfast.
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Or at least in time for lunch.
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Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
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You two wanna be alone?
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No, no. I'm just, uh,
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checking to see what kind
of apples they were.
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Just regular red ones.
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Sorry we're late.
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Oh, that's okay, that's okay.
No prob.
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It's hard to get going in
the morning, you know?
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Wanna hit the buffet?
Yeah. I'm starving.
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Ooh. An omelet bar. You with me?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Morning, my man.
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I'll have a three-egg omelet
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with ham, tomato, green
peppers, and chives.
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Yeah, I'll have the same.
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Oh, and mushrooms too.
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Yeah, and mushrooms too.
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Sorry again about being so late.
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Oh, that's okay.
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So, what was the hold-up?
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Lose a contact?
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Knot in a shoelace?
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No. Actually, Deacon woke me up
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with a little something-something
on his mind.
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Oh, really?
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That's sweet.
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I guess being up here
away from the kids,
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you two finally have a chance
to go a little crazy, right?
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Not really.
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We manage to do pretty
well at home too.
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Where there's a will,
there's a way, am I right?
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♪ Ow, baby
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♪ Mm!
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♪ Sugar
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♪ Whoo! Mmm!
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All right, knock it off!
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Why?
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You're making me look bad!
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What are you talking about?
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You and Kelly three
times last night,
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and then what was this
little thing this morning?
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What was that all about?
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You just trying to zetz me?
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So come on, there's gotta
be something up here
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that's getting you going?
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What is it? The clean
air, the water,
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apples turn you on? What?
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No. What is going on with you?
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Nothing.
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No, seriously, tell me.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I've always thought that
Doug and I had a good sex life,
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and I mean, we do,
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but I started thinking that...
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maybe I just don't
turn Doug on anymore.
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I'm still really turned
on by her, Deac, I am.
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It's just that you
know what it is?
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I'm just built to fire once.
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Like a musket.
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What do you want from me?
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I guess I would just feel better
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if Doug and I were
having more sex.
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I'd just feel better
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if you and Kelly were
having less sex.
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Okay, so we set aside a
little too much time
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to watch cider-making.
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I mean, who'd have thought?
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It's basically just squeezing
the crap out of an apple.
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So, what do you wanna do now?
You wanna go for a walk?
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We were out all day.
I'm kinda beat.
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You wanna just hang out here?
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Yeah. I'm a little tired too.
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You wanna watch a movie?
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Way ahead of you.
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How about Bloodsport?
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No. I read the book.
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Come on, honey, pick a
regular movie, will you?
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I'm gonna go wash up.
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You're killing me here!
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I thought you guys were out
watching them make cider.
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We got back early, all right?
It's a very simple process.
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How was I supposed to
know you were back?
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Fine! Next time, I'll
put a tie on the door
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when Carrie and I are
inside not having sex!
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Why don't you just
take it easy, huh?
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00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,881
Me? You know, I ask
you one thing,
260
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,049
stay away from your wife.
261
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,518
Is that too much?
262
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,520
For your information, this
is not totally up to me.
263
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,656
Kelly has a little bit
of say in this too.
264
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,591
Hey, she can't make
you, all right?
265
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,759
No means no.
266
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,762
What are those?
267
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,163
My vitamins.
268
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,999
Oh, no. No more supersonic sex
pills for you, my friend.
269
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,167
Get off!
270
00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,838
Great. Just great.
271
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,440
Hey, you ever think
you can solve this
272
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,542
by just having more
sex with your wife?
273
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,077
Don't try and make
this about me.
274
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,045
Because I'm telling
you, man, me and Kelly
275
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,881
are going on a moonlight
boat ride tonight
276
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,450
and having some brandies by
that fireplace downstairs,
277
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,885
so when we get back up here...
278
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,620
Hey, enough!
279
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,624
So this is the way
it's gonna be, huh?
280
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:24,228
You're just gonna continue
on with this sick behavior?
281
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,296
Yeah.
282
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,764
I love my wife.
283
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,800
I wanna enjoy her
and make her happy.
284
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,536
Okay, good. Well,
thanks for nothing.
285
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,408
Hi.
286
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,744
Oh, Mrs. Heffernan.
287
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,714
I hope you and your husband
are enjoying your stay.
288
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,217
Yes. We love your,
um, your apples.
289
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:55,226
Uh, something I can do for you?
290
00:14:55,228 --> 00:15:00,164
Uh, yes. Actually, it's kind
of our anniversary weekend.
291
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,533
Oh, that's lovely.
292
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:03,067
Thank you.
293
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:08,873
Um, I was wondering if there
was a place around here...
294
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,207
uh...
295
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:14,078
you know, like a store
that might sell clothes...
296
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,981
other items...
297
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,585
fun items that, uh...
298
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,387
might enhance or...
299
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,090
spice up, if you will...
300
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,128
a young couple's anniversary?
301
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,564
Uh...
302
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,501
There's a Sears
down on route 40.
303
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,406
Uh... no.
304
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,943
Ahem.
305
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,445
I meant more of a...
306
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,747
specialty store.
307
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,615
Uh-huh.
308
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,552
L.L. Bean?
309
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,520
I'll go there. Thank you.
310
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,259
Oh, Mr. Heffernan,
311
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,594
if you're looking for your wife,
312
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,230
she went up to your room
about 10 minutes ago.
313
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,364
Oh, thanks.
314
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,767
And, uh, happy
anniversary, by the way.
315
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,835
Thanks again.
316
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,103
My wife and I,
317
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,805
we're celebrating our
42nd this month.
318
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,708
Forty-two years. Wow.
Congratulations.
319
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,011
And I tell you, I love
her more every day.
320
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,278
Really?
321
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,948
You ever love her
twice in one day?
322
00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,416
Sorry.
323
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,634
Hi, Dougie.
324
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,672
Wh-wh-what are you...
what are you wearing?
325
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,573
Oh, this?
326
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:27,478
Just a little apple princess
outfit I picked up in town.
327
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,780
Why?
328
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,917
To mix it up a little bit.
329
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,619
I saw you eyeing that big
cutout in the lobby, so...
330
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:36,921
here you go.
331
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,923
And hey, with me,
no paper cuts, hmm?
332
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:43,360
Doesn't Doug likey?
333
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,196
Oh, yeah! Dougie likey, yeah.
334
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,931
Okay, so come on.
335
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,766
Let's make some cider.
336
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,442
What's the matter?
337
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,044
Nothing. Just, for
a second there,
338
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,612
you reminded me of my mother.
339
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,249
Wait! Ew!
340
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,951
Your mother?
341
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,319
You don't look like her.
342
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,655
You look like the lady
on the box of cocoa
343
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,490
my mother used to make for me.
344
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,727
That's what you were thinking
when I was kissing your neck?
345
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,394
At first, yeah.
346
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,830
Then I was thinking
347
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:22,800
about how I used to like
two packets in one mug.
348
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,103
Make it extra cocoa-y.
349
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,004
Okay. I'm guessing the
outfit's not working.
350
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,405
No, it's fine! Come on, stay!
351
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,074
You look hot, apple wench!
Let's go!
352
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,209
Okay.
353
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,343
Come on.
354
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:38,582
If you could just
lose the braids.
355
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,618
Oh, forget it! This is stupid!
356
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,919
I'm sorry! I'm trying!
357
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,420
We should've just gone
to Atlantic City.
358
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,522
Then the sex stuff never
would've even come up.
359
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,869
Yeah, you're coming on our
next vacation, right!
360
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,409
♪ Come on
361
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,879
♪ Oh, come on
362
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,313
Hey, what's the matter?
363
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,882
Um, nothing.
364
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,550
I just thought, you know,
365
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,989
why don't we go learn
how cider is made?
366
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,690
You don't wanna fool around?
367
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,893
Uh...
368
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,394
not right now.
369
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,728
Why not?
370
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,899
You getting tired of your baby?
371
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,566
Um...
372
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:30,734
Yes?
373
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,405
Yes. The couple next door.
374
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,907
Yeah. They're in room 21.
375
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,810
Yeah. The music is
just way too loud.
376
00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:40,778
Doug, stop it!
377
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,482
It's not their fault.
378
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,219
Oh, then I guess it must be my fault, huh?
Captain Inadequate.
379
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,620
What?
380
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,056
I see the look in your face
when that music comes on.
381
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,825
The longing, the disappointment,
382
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,027
the "Oh, what might have been."
383
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,229
What are you talking about?
384
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,763
It's not you. It's me.
385
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,098
What?
386
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,935
Yeah. I mean, obviously, I
don't turn you on anymore.
387
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,937
You don't turn me on?
388
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,272
Well, no. Not the way I used to.
389
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,408
Have you ever seen the look on
my face when you get naked?
390
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,946
It's like a kid looking
at Halloween candy.
391
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:18,316
Or me looking at
Halloween candy.
392
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,417
Really?
393
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,819
Believe me, you're
not the problem.
394
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,955
The problem's right here,
the one-hit wonder.
395
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,790
Would you stop it? You're fine.
396
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,125
I'm not fine, all right?
397
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,694
I do it once, then pass
out like a grizzly bear
398
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,997
that got shot in the ass
with a sedative dart.
399
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,536
And that is fine with me.
400
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,839
Look, after we make
love, I want to stop.
401
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,143
Because I'm happy,
and I'm fulfilled.
402
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:50,214
Plus, I like to watch you sleep.
403
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,716
You drool a little. It's cute.
404
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,452
If you're happy...
405
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,820
and I'm happy,
406
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,056
then why are we
getting so crazy?
407
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,959
I don't know.
408
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,031
♪ Ooh
409
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,432
Deacon, what is going on?
410
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,566
Nothing's going on.
411
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:10,734
Something's going on.
412
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,403
I just don't wanna
have sex with you.
413
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,105
Why can't you respect that?
414
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,977
So you wanna open up some of
that apple wine in the minibar?
415
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:23,514
Yeah. I'll get some ice.
It'll dull the taste.
416
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,449
Okay. While you're doing that,
417
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,218
I will change out of
this stupid thing.
418
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,553
Now, you did say naked
works for you, right?
419
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,355
Oh, yeah. Naked's
a crowd-pleaser.
420
00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:35,626
Kelly, c-come on!
421
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,528
Don't be like that, Kelly!
422
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,032
Trouble in paradise?
423
00:21:55,088 --> 00:21:56,621
NARRATOR: After harvesting,
424
00:21:56,623 --> 00:21:59,357
the apples are sorted
by size and color,
425
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,460
then carefully packed
for their journey
426
00:22:01,462 --> 00:22:03,828
to dinner tables
across the country.
427
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,263
Mm-mmm!
428
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:08,567
These beauties should
keep the doctor away.
429
00:22:08,569 --> 00:22:10,402
What are you watching?
430
00:22:10,404 --> 00:22:12,904
It's a tape. I bought it
in the hotel gift shop.
431
00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:15,107
Why?
432
00:22:15,109 --> 00:22:17,509
It was on sale.
433
00:22:17,511 --> 00:22:20,345
NARRATOR: Truly nature's
most versatile fruit.
434
00:22:20,347 --> 00:22:21,646
Well, Mr. and Mrs. America,
435
00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:23,915
how do you like them apples?
436
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:27,051
Hey! That's my bit!
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